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Birth of the Dungeon

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The demon Merlin summoned, standing amidst the mess of Gaius' chamber: How? How were you able to summon me?! Merlin, flipping through a cookbook as fast as he can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

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Only proper way to get anything done honestly

"i asked chat gpt" well i asked the muse to sing it to me

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Curious to see where the votes fall! I know Arthur x Morgana is a complicated ship especially after they discover they are blood siblings, but it's not out of the ordinary for Arthurian legend. BBC's Merlin may not be historically accurate, but it's still a variation of the legend. 🙃

Thank you for voting.

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

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people are really fucking clueless about generative ai huh? you should absolutely not be using it for any sort of fact checking no matter how convenient. it does not operate in a way that guarantees factual information. its goal is not to deliver you the truth but deliver something coherent based on a given data set which may or may not include factual information. both the idolization of ai and fearmongering of it seem lost on what it is actually capable of doing

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The entire reason I wanted to get a stylophone

IF YOU WANNA GET IN TUNE BETTER CHANGE YOUR WHOLE PITCH

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Arthur: Okay, so you're my servant now. It's not really that important of a position, just like, idk, make sure you bring me my breakfast on time

Merlin: I would die for you, I would kill for you, I'd give up my humanity and become a living weapon for you, I would sit by your grave for over a millennium, awaiting your return-

Arthur: but would you bring me breakfast on time?

Merlin: Well that's asking a bit much, don't you think?

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. SORTILÈGE DE PLUIE DE PIERRES

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Thinking that Laios’s sword (from Dungeon Meshi) would suit him…

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i put way too much efforts into a silly meme XD

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how the fam find out Jason's still alive

Dick, looking through old photo books: aw, it's such a shame Talia didn't tell B about you until recently Dami, I'd have loved to see photos of you as a baby

Damian: ? I can get baby photos if that is required in this family

Dick: what, how? Talia doesn't seem like the baby-book kind of woman, no offense.

Damian: She was not, however after my brother was brought out of the Lazarus pit he was given a few old cameras in an attempt to make his mind focus on something not harmful to himself and settle down. He took a lot of photos of our family during his training.

Dick:

Bruce:

Both, simultaneously: your what now?

-later-

Damian, walking into the room with an old box: Alright so I broke into his current safe house while he was working and took one of the boxes. I believe these should suffice for your 'baby books'

Bruce: hold on you broke into his- your brother lives in Gotham??? there's a trained league assassin working in this city and you didn't tell me? Damian we need to talk about your habit of withholding important infor-

Dick: Bruce.....

Bruce: -mation. what?

Dick: look at the.... photo...

Bruce, leaning over to see a photo of Jason Todd holding baby Damian up at the head of a meeting table like in the lion king, red smear on his forehead, while Ra's Al Ghul stares at them both from his seat looking Tired Of Jason's Shit™:

Damian, peering at the photo: yes, Todd got quite good with the timers on those cameras, he took many a photo holding me like that. I believe it was a special campaign designed to get on grandfather's nerves enough that he'd agree to watch the movie with us.

Bruce:

Dick:

*screaming*

bonus:

Tim: you know some of these photos are actually really good, like the angles and tones you used

Jason: you steal Robin, I steal photography.

Tim:

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So Bruce is canonically an emergency foster parent. Meaning children who need a short term immediate placement could be placed with him.Have we considered the hilarity of this?

You've been taken into emergency foster care. You've been taken away from your home for whatever reason, and dumped in a cavernous, disgustingly opulent mansion. You have a lot of feelings, most of them not good, you don't know what's going to happen next, or how long you'll be here. But for now you're stuck in this place with these rich people. And they are WEIRD.

They have a butler. An actual butler. You never hear him move but he seems to be everywhere.

Your foster father seems nice. He'll answer you with grunts sometimes. You're pretty sure he's asleep with his eyes open.

You meet a child. He drags you round the manor to show you an absurd amount of animals, including a cow. You later see that same child chasing a 20 year old round the house with a sword, screaming.

A man in his late 20s shows up and does a perfect back flip off the banister. No one else bats an eye.

There's a 17 year old in the house. He seems cool, he seems normal. Then you watch him jump out a second story window to get out of a conversation.

The same sword-chased 20 year old from earlier is asleep at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone is stepping over him like this is normal. No one wakes him up.

There's a woman who's been shadowing you all day. You only noticed her late afternoon. She doesn't say anything, just watches you and waves. Later you catch her going down the stairs on all fours.

You see a man with black and white hair stealing a sofa, aided by a redhead. You say nothing, because this is Gotham and stitches get snitches. Later you see that same man having tea with the butler.

There is a woman dressed in purple fluffy PJ's watching Project Runway on the home cinema. She's throwing skittles at the screen and yelling obscenities.

You know you won't be here long. You're relieved by this, but holy shit this is entertaining to watch.

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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

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My parents asked me to go pitch something outside. I ask them what it is and they casually say it's a bag of roman nails. like that's a normal thing to have and throw away

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Aww the pebbles my beloved

Pebble content no one asked for

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Dungeon Meshi Convention Episode