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Y’all. I have no thoughts. Only Dick and/or Jason buying tiny Damian the stupidest outfits. This could go multiple ways:

An AU where Dick knew Damian when he was just a tot.

Just Jason online shopping and driving Talia crazy with how many packages are shipped to her “secret” kidnapping base.

Both Dick and Jason join forces to buy ridiculous outfits for the grumpy 10-12 year old Damian. Obviously, he almost ends their lives on multiple occasions over the things they picked out for him to wear. Whether he ends up in any of the outfits is up to your creative minds. ♡

In the event of baby Damian, I could honestly see him both refusing or loving the funky outfits. In either case, a museum’s worth of photos would absolutely be taken to loom over Damian’s head for the rest of his life.

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I just had a revelation literally just as I woke up. This might be stupid but little headcannon:

Tim has a little stick-and-poke sized scar on his wrist from when Damian was little. When Tim fell asleep on the couch, he carved a little devil sticking its tongue out with a kitchen knife. A lil >:P

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The people yearn for a long hat Harley (me)

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so i made a thing

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La Belle Dame sans Merci

This took years off my life.

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Y’all, I have bookmarks for my favorite batfam content, right. Like a section for fanart, fanfiction, canon, etc. I tag/title each bookmark with all the characters featured for easy sorting, right? And I use everyone’s full names, right? But I only just noticed, after >30 bookmarks ft him, that I’ve been tagging Richard as Dick this whole time!! Like, even Cass and Barb get the full name treatment. But Richard “Dick” Grayson didn’t???! 😭😭

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Sooooo random, but this ↑↑↑↑

is SOOOOO true.

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You guys know how every child of B’s stuck with the bird theme except for Jason? I feel like the widespread idea is that it was on purpose to spite Bruce. But wouldn’t it be funny if it was totally on accident?

Like Jason just went with Red Hood because of the pre-existing gang and thought it was cool. When he and Bruce mostly make-up, he can’t understand why Bruce refuses to call him Red Hood. Then one day he casually mentions it Dick and just has his mind thoroughly blown.

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Jason approaching Dick in the kitchen: Hey, Dick. Can I ask you something?

Dick rummaging through the fridge: You mean other than what you just asked me?

Jason: Uh… yup.

Dick: Sure. What’s up?

Jason: You ever notice how B never calls me Red Hood?

Dick: Uhuh…

Jason: Do you know why? Dick turning around, scratching his head with some drink: Uh, pretty sure it’s cause you abandoned the bird theme.

Jason: …

Jason: …Huh?

Dick: Y’know. Cause I’m still Nightwing and Tim is Red Robin. You kinda stand out.

Jason: …What??

Tim putting down the book he was reading at the counter: Wait, you never noticed?!

Damian sharpening some weapon in the kitchen for god knows what reason: It was not on purpose??!

Jason: NOO???!!

Damian: Hm. And here I thought you had mastered the skill of pettiness, Todd. I suppose I overestimated you.

Jason now just thoroughly confused, mouth agape.

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You have to care for your wife.

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Unrelated, but I’ve always seen Barb as bi. I don’t know if that’s cannon or not but she just seems queer coded to me.

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Defo making these my wallpaper during pride month ♡

no more mushrooms.

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I can't believe I never posted this !! My favorite gay evil girls fr!!!

You can get a mini print of them on my st0re 🌹✨

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Y’all. I had the most fabulous and cutest head cannon I was gonna post and I dead ass forgot it! Screw you ADHD memory!

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my most controversial batman opinion to date

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if you're over on twitter, i and loads of amazing creators (artist and writers) will be participating in DC Gotcha For Gaza!

if you donate to any valid palestinian gfm or esim and then send proof to the google form, you will receive some fanwork! at a minimum of only $5 USD!! please consider donating!!!

if you can't donate, please still share this post/the tweet linked! thank you!!

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She’s so silly! I love her sm

it's her !!