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Odio los análisis d sangre

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they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis

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For a moment my brain short circuited and I called Dick Grayson Pussy Grayson but like wouldn’t it be funny if female dick would be called kat and nicknamed puss?

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Calling people chocho is my religion like

I don’t care if you posses a chocho or not, you’re a chocho

It doesn’t matter if I like you or not, you’re chocho

I will ignore your anger when I call you chocho, you’re still a chocho

Occasionally, diminutives will be used, like chochin or chochete, you’re still a chocho

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BATMAN SWINING PANTS I REPEAT BATMAN SWIMINING PANTS

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Thank you random dude who made automatic subtitles for yj season 3

(Translation: gay signal reactivated)

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M’gann in the young justice tv show is an allegory not only for racism but for trans people. Change my mind. You can’t.

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The cowards of twitter are afraid to admit that Batman represents love

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I once went with a dude to a comic store and threw a questioning glance at him when he picked up a nightwing comic (he is part of the dick-Grayson-ass squad/lovers) but like 10 minutes later I was laying on the floor yapping about Jason’s death with searching to see if the had the comic where he died

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LA MANERA EN LA K M HA CRUJIDO LA INGLE NO ES NORMAL K COJONES

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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

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I love my country sometimes

I love that Spain gave zero fucks and talked about Gaza even though they were warned not to

No they actually gave a lot of fucks and it's really important. They are one of the broadcasters that have spoken up the most about Israel's participation.

Choosing to talk about Gaza is deliberate and it takes balls

They were surprised about the public voting in Spain towards Israel and have demanded the numbers of the votes and were first giving vague answers and then a split per type of vote (text/online/...) and no divide per country

So now they have officially requested an audit for the votes. This is good! They're verifying if they're legit. Spain won't let anything pass and I applaud them for speaking up

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My mom and I watching green lantern 2011 movie post credit scene:

My mom: He’s becoming evil

Me: His name is sinestro I don’t know what could’ve possibly given you that idea

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Menuda mierda graduación me lo pasé mejor haciendo pollas d crochet

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Spotify explícame k tienen en común hit that de the offspring y soldadito marinero d Fito y los fitipaldis

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Only protein I can accept is sonic the hedgehog the rest hate me and I hate them

Me, exiting my room for the first time in 4 hours: I hate biochemistry

My mom: That’s a bit exagerated

Me, shouting: Aaagh

My mom: Well I love it

Me, shouting in desperation and anguish: AAAGH

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COÑO M ESTRESO POR EL Y M EMPIEZA A DOLOR EL ECCEMA ALGUIEN SÁLVEME