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Woe upon all my admired! 💣1000 boops🧨

war never changes

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"how did you spend your April fools?"

Truth: "I got into a slap fight with 500 strangers"

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Adventurer: *𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙜 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧*

Adventurer: OH NO, WHAT WILL MY LOVER THINK OF THIS?????

Party member: I'm sure they'll still love you for who you are-

Adventurer: no no. thats not what I mean! 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺... 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴......

Another party member: I don't follow- ಠಿ_ಠ

Adventurer whispering in despair: 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧.... (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

{The lover in question: ( ⓛ ω ⓛ ✨}

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As somone genderfluid, sometimes idk what gender I even feel like 70% of the time. Part of it can be chalked up to indecisiveness and the other is just me not bothering perceive myself.

It's weird because it feels like sometimes masculinity and femininity feels more like an aesthetic to me. This being a whole separate subject compared to the physical dysphoria I get once in a blue moon when I bother trying to actually perceive myself.

I guess I base it on my ✨vibes of the day✨ but honestly sometimes I'm considering spinning a wheel or a dnd dice and going "yep that's my gender for the week" unless otherwise. （-""-；)

Dice & photo creds to: https://rattlecakeinc.com/

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Sex is cool but so is dessert! You go guys! 🦊👍

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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it's the last day you can rb this

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Everyone talks about Idia's blue lips being cannonically natural and head-cannoning it's lipstick sometimes.

But c'mon people lets go higher.

𝙄 head-cannon that Idia sometimes puts on NUDE LIPSTICKS AND GLOSSES to try to look more "normal." (This isn't to say he'd do it publicly tho...) You guys cant tell me he WOULDN'T at least CONSIDER it. The poor man frets over his existence... （-""-；)

(Pookie looks handsome either way tho- ❤-//-)

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I got this new anime plot:

Basically, you know how the Stereotypical regression/reincarnation/revival ect plot happens and the MC ages back/take over somomes body/ gets reborn ect? Right.

And then it gets awkward when the MC starts lusting/getting paired with/romantically implied with someone who's LITERALLY like HALF(give or take) their age/mental age.

WELLLLL WHAT IF: the MC is romantically interested in people their own (mental) age and it's a comedy thing of people thinking the MC is into dilfs/milfs/gilfs/ect. Imagine having a side character/mentor/ect go "maybe when your older squirt" jokingly and the MCs internal monologue is "but I ammmm please give me a shotttt ಥ_ಥ"

To ME that sounds both really funny and also not awkward to think about.

(I mean look at animes like mushoku tensei /jobless reincarnation where the dudes mental age when dying was 34 and had fucking sex with a like 15 year old. Now tell me that isn't ickkyyy （-""-；)

{I get Japan has a pedo problem but bro. noooo ಠ_ಠ}

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Pov: MC needs to take periodic vacations away from Neuvillette so that it rains and the crops don't die. Why? Because Neuvillette makes the weather perfectly sunny almost 24/7 whenever he's with darling. And naturally, when mcs gone, welll.... Grab an umbrella and wellies.....

(When they reunite the sun feels exceptionally bright :)

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Today I learned that the legendary classic "Five Nights at Freddy's 1 song" by The Living Tombstone is a whopping ✨8✨ 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙎 𝙊𝙇𝘿.

And now ☆𝘐☆ 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 HELLA ｏｌｄ. I can't believe I was 10 when that was posted... （-""-；)

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Omg I just had a thought, what if we had a luz MC for twst?

Like, instead of magic magic, the MC uses glyph magic and maybe that's why the mirror doesn't recognize mcs magic potential.

Like, during the cave arc in the prolouge the MC could either reveal or discover the light spell and stuff. ( ooo maybe they could somehow discover their palisman staff or some palistrom there if they didn't already have it 👀)

I know glyphs need titan blood and are useless otherwise, but I wonder if we could tamper with that and make some excuse like "due to the different magic in twst, the glyphs have different results than usual but still work." Or "because it's only inspired by owl house glyphs it's not completely 1-to-1"

Now I'm just thinking of "titan-form MC" beating "OB-form malleus". I think that battle would look pretty cool.

Imagine mc using safety hover to help a falling student during vargas broom lessons (omggg mc can finally join their lessons✨✨)

If they had luz's deep nerd fandom phase, I can definitely see them relate to idia.

We could possibly add king and then we have two feral midgets in ramshackle. (The duality of weh and nyeh)

I think there's a lot of potential in this including non-cannon glyph combos 👀

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I un-ironically want ruggie to black-mail leona into fixing the slums.

You CAN'T tell me that poor man HASN'T seen leonas dirty ass underwear lying around and I swear he'd probably steal a pair and either sell it to RABBID fans or threaten to leak info and encourage said rabbid-ness.

(Naturally it all boils down to Ruggies personality and weather he has the balls to ya know, go agents a fucking prince. And ruggie is crafty enugh to know how far he can push things but for head cannons sake let's consider it a hypothetical)

And you CAN'T tell me leona DOESN'T have fans. He's a single, rich, second prince, that's powerful in both magic AND money. Bad attitude and rumors asside, there will definitely be people simping the FUCK out of him. (I mean just take a look irl.)

As nonchalant as leona is, I bet you he wouldn't want to fuck with crazy fans.

(SPOILERS)

If the ignihyde arc wasn't already a testament how how willing that man is to doing the least effort and dealing with the least trouble (and generally just analyzing the sitch before making a move) , I think he'd definitely at least consider his opinions. (I think at least a portion of us assumed leona would at least fight back)

Fix the poor vs. down bad, feral, stalker fans. I know what I'd choose （-""-；)

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Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.

Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.

There is no scanning process, your work doesn't actually resemble AI writing, it's all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don't let it get to you.

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For myself

I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn rewards by taking polls

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)

How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)

Education

How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)

How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)

Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)

How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)

Finances

How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)

How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)

Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)

What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)

Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)

Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting

How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)

How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)

How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)

10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)

Life Skills

Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)

Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)

Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)

How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)

How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)

How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)

Miscellaneous

What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)

Relationships

Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)

How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)

Travel & Vehicles

How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)

How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)

Other Blog Features

Apps for Asshats

Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)

Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)

Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)

Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)

Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)

Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)

Adult Cheat Sheet:

what to do if your pet gets lost

removing stains from your carpet

how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps

throwing a dinner party

i’m pregnant, now what?

first aid tools to keep in your house

how to keep a clean kitchen

learning how to become independent from your parents

job interview tips

opening your first bank account

what to do if you lose your wallet

tips for cheap furniture

easy ways to cut your spending

selecting the right tires for your car

taking out your first loan

picking out the right credit card

how to get out of parking tickets

how to fix a leaky faucet

get all of your news in one place

getting rid of mice & rats in your house

when to go to the e.r.

buying your first home

how to buy your first stocks

guide to brewing coffee

first apartment essentials checklist

coping with a job you hate

30 books to read before you’re 30

what’s the deal with retirement?

difference between insurances

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

wishing to live independently

location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university

conflict with your parents

being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.

Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.

Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

They may worry that you are not ready.

They may be sad because they will miss you.

They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.

They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?

Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.

Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.

Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.

Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

Your doctor

Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800

Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44

Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325

Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277

Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50

Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577

Things to remember

Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.

Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 

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Keep me updated? xx

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Crossover idea:

Ok Hear me out, monster high x twisted wonderland. Not necessarily as an au (unless you want to make it one👀) but think of the head cannons people!

Imagine:

draculaura and Lilia becoming besties and relating to each others immortality.

Venus would absolutely go off on heartslabul for painting the roses and everyone involved would need help (rip riddle💀){the following day the whole dorm would be fearfully recycling}

I feels like the ghouls would absolutely bodyguard yuu from bullies if yuu ever got shit for being magic-less because they'd transition the "everyone's welcome to monster high" to "no one deserves to be discriminated"

Yuu and frankie have chronic "I need to save/help everyone" and "why do people keep roping me into these things" illness

clawdeen and vil trading fashion advice.

Crewl Maybe getting some fashion inspiration from the ghouls 👀

clawdeen and jack trading "fur-care tips"

the absolute girl/ghoul bossing vil and cleo would cause. (They'd either become good friends or extreme rivals {perhaps frienamies})

ortho and frankie becoming "made by a lab" buddies (the wholesomeness would probably be tooth rotting){throw in kalim for the lols and we all end up with diabetes}

idia and ghoulia becoming science/video game buddies (plus him introducing her to anime? Perhaps 🤔)

idia going batshit over robecca steam while ortho is like "your just like me!😯maybe you can be my sister!😄"

Lagoona helping out azul with his mer-form because she know how it feels to be discriminated AND the fact she has a friend who delt with it too (cough* kala cough*)

the octo trio or SOMEONE talking lagoona out of her relationship with gill (because he doesn't deserve her 😤)

You KNOW that pearl and floyd would be a match made in hell while jade and peri suffer trying to rein them both in

I wonder what an interaction with azul + spectra and/or scarah would look like🤔 (a lot of black mail and miscommunication that's what（-""-；))

I feel like silver would vibe with sirena von boo

AYO- Rochelle Goyle and Malleus 👀 (not necessarily a ship thing but like 👀)

I DESPERATELY WANT TO SEE BLOODGOOD RIP CROWLY UP

So many possibilities! Just a little food for thought 👀

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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Random idea,

I don't know if anyone else has the same problem as me but I felt I should share it for people who have a hard time comming up with passwords like me.

Basically, I sometimes have a hard time comming up with passwords and it's hard to sometimes not be generic or repeat passwords with different accounts. but then an idea hit👀.

If you've seen the absolutely horrendous and ferral account names (a lot can be found on tic tok) found on the internet, there are some absolutely creative account names that can possibly be used as passwords. Even if somone managed to figure out the password it's kinda funny to imagine a hacker figuring out someone's password is something like "sukunascrustydustyfingers", "stinkyrainbowrat", or "tojicvmslvtgawk". (Yes these are actual usernames)

So take this information as you may ig. 😅