dinoofcoffeechaos
dinoofcoffeechaos
Chaos Gremlin
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I am here for your cars extended warranty- hey get back here!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
dinoofcoffeechaos · 2 days ago
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While others gather artifacts famed for their power, you gather those of which enchantments have long waned, those which shine has long since dimmed. You're clearly just a museum keeper. Unbeknownst to you, people have begun to call you titles, and your museum has become almost sacred land.
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 2 days ago
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WoomAn, le mea bee Your whoman
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☆ i dont i dont know idont
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 2 days ago
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 4 days ago
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The stuff we put up with for those we love
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Dad Activities
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 4 days ago
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April is gonna go from being the only sister to having many sisters
☆ at this point im going to end up headcanoning all the rise turtles to be transfem
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 4 days ago
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Hiccup & Snotlout: *being brought to Gothi*
Astrid: *points to Hiccup*
Asrid: That one has multiple broken bones. The other one is just annoying. Fix it.
Gothi:
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 4 days ago
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Pov Astrid in the gift of the night fury
THE EGGS EXPLODE! You had one job, slip the window, place the dragon egg beside the sleeping child, get out without being seen. No one told you; thats how eggs hatch. Now the house is on fire. The child is crying. The villagers are screaming, and the dragon baby is stuck on the neighbor's roof.
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 5 days ago
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Reblog!
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the suffering never ends
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 5 days ago
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Fuck it
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 5 days ago
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Yo mama :)
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 6 days ago
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 6 days ago
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That's his emotional support plane
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 6 days ago
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I didn't see the notification that it is up so this is my introduction to the chapter out of context
This is going to be fun
FREE FROM THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF ORGANIC CHEMISTRY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!
Death Before Inaction Chapter 22 is up now!
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 6 days ago
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Their just living up to their name
MAYHEM NO
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 6 days ago
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Godzilla x Kong: "DIE MOTHERFUCKERS"
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This is how I see Godzilla’s characterization
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 6 days ago
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This is 100% more scary cause it's Ruff and Tuff
pov: you’re snotlout sleeping in your hut and you just heard a noise at 12:01 a.m on Loki Day
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dinoofcoffeechaos · 6 days ago
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Ngl the strawberries are the only bad ones, you try crouching in a field picking stuff all day, but just for only 2 hours? And, while eating only steak isn't exactly healthy, it's better than only cheap Raman noodles. So the alien going to have a lot of volunteers
"Dear earthlings, prepare to be my slave!" Announced the alien. "You will have to work 3 entire days from Monday to Wednesday, you will only get A5 wagyu steak for meals, and if that isn't cruel enough you'll have to work 2 entire torturing hours of picking strawberries every single work day!"
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