I am here for your cars extended warranty- hey get back here!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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While others gather artifacts famed for their power, you gather those of which enchantments have long waned, those which shine has long since dimmed. You're clearly just a museum keeper. Unbeknownst to you, people have begun to call you titles, and your museum has become almost sacred land.
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WoomAn, le mea bee Your whoman
☆ i dont i dont know idont
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#incorrect quotes#incorrect images#incorrect tweets#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect spiderman quotes#mcu#marvel#peter parker#spiderman#ned leeds#michelle jones#bettie brant#flash thompson#jason ionello#may parker#aunt may#happy hogan#harley keener#pepper potts#princess shuri#tony stark#ironman
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The stuff we put up with for those we love


Dad Activities
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April is gonna go from being the only sister to having many sisters
☆ at this point im going to end up headcanoning all the rise turtles to be transfem
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Hiccup & Snotlout: *being brought to Gothi*
Astrid: *points to Hiccup*
Asrid: That one has multiple broken bones. The other one is just annoying. Fix it.
Gothi:
#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd incorrect quotes#how to train your dragon incorrect quotes#httyd rob#httyd dob#httyd rtte#httyd 2#httyd 3#httyd thw#astrid#hiccup#snotlout#gothi#astrid hofferson#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#snotlout jorgenson
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Pov Astrid in the gift of the night fury
THE EGGS EXPLODE! You had one job, slip the window, place the dragon egg beside the sleeping child, get out without being seen. No one told you; thats how eggs hatch. Now the house is on fire. The child is crying. The villagers are screaming, and the dragon baby is stuck on the neighbor's roof.
#writeblr#writers on tumblr#writers#writing inspiration#writing prompts#how to train your dragon#httyd#astrid#astrid hofferson#httyd astrid
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Fuck it

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Yo mama :)
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
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I didn't see the notification that it is up so this is my introduction to the chapter out of context
This is going to be fun
FREE FROM THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF ORGANIC CHEMISTRY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!
Death Before Inaction Chapter 22 is up now!







#death before inaction#spider man fanfiction#spiderman fanfiction#spider man#peter parker#wade wilson#deadpool#matt murdock#daredevil#ao3#marvel#fanfic#fanfic memes#in universe memes
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Their just living up to their name
MAYHEM NO
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Godzilla x Kong: "DIE MOTHERFUCKERS"
This is how I see Godzilla’s characterization
#monsterverse#godzilla#godzilla 2014#monarch legacy of monsters#godzilla king of the monsters#godzilla vs kong#shitpost#godzilla art#monsterverse godzilla
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This is 100% more scary cause it's Ruff and Tuff
pov: you’re snotlout sleeping in your hut and you just heard a noise at 12:01 a.m on Loki Day

#how to train your dragon#httyd#ruffnut thorston#tuffnut thorston#race to the edge#shitpost#snotlout jorgenson
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Ngl the strawberries are the only bad ones, you try crouching in a field picking stuff all day, but just for only 2 hours? And, while eating only steak isn't exactly healthy, it's better than only cheap Raman noodles. So the alien going to have a lot of volunteers
"Dear earthlings, prepare to be my slave!" Announced the alien. "You will have to work 3 entire days from Monday to Wednesday, you will only get A5 wagyu steak for meals, and if that isn't cruel enough you'll have to work 2 entire torturing hours of picking strawberries every single work day!"
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