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How did Velma and Shaggy think the Headless Spectre’s hands were clammy. He was wearing gloves. This is one of the greatest mysteries of the show

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My feet bones are squeaking.

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One handed gaming ;)

[the other hand is petting a doggy]

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People, of the jury (ao3), you need to start tagging when your fic has Shenanigans. Pretty please.

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Jason would adopt a kid (or a kid would adopt Jason, let’s be real) and he would never outright tell anyone. It would be up to everyone ELSE to find out. Whether that be by accident or by suspicious snooping

Jason: hey guys, im gong to the store. anyone want anything? tim: uh some granola bars for patrol would be great. what are you going to the store for? jason: *non-chalantly* a night light tim: tim: are you . . . afraid of the dark? jason: no tim:

jason: *yanking a super sugary cereal out of dick's hands* that stunts growth and development dick: dick: i am,,,,, fully rown and developed?????? jason: well then you're setting a bad example for young and impressionable children dick: damian????????? jason: no dick: then who?????

cassandra: would you like to come to my ballet recital? everyone else is busy. jason: umm . . . can i bring a plus one? cassandra: sure. who? jason: my daughter cassandra: awww that's a great idea! later: cassandra: wait. you don't have a daughter. jason: yes i do? cassandra: okay then. *promptly never mentions it to anyone else*

steph: *visiting jason* uh . . . dude jason: *wearing a "my dad jokes are the price of my cooking" apron and cooking while holding a child on his hip* yea? steph: steph: what the FU- jason: LANGUAGE steph: -DGE

bruce: jason has been acting off. i need the two of you to tail him tonight and report back to me. stephanie: no. bruce: what do you mean no? duke: i wouldn't willingly tail jason todd if you told me you would pay for my college bruce: im already going to pay for your college duke: exactly. and i'm gonna to need my life to make use of that fact. so im not going to tail the murderous crime lord turned vigilante. no way. bruce: something's wrong, i'm telling you two. stephanie, who has alrady met her niece and is the first aunt to have been named: ask someone else dude. idk what else t' tell ya

bruce: tim, something's wrong with jason tim, who found out through steph the day previous and has since met his niece as well: he got a girl bruce: *wide-eyed* he has a girlfriend???? tim: that's not-- you know what, sure

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Bruce Wayne as a middle-aged girl-dad has gotta be one of my favourite genders

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Ostracism is funny. giant vote of get the Fuck outta here

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Does Deuce just have like really bad dandruff at random times throughout the year?

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Okay so ClawdeenxDraculaura is always doomed love for me cause even though I think they’d be cute I still like Draculaura and Clawd so I think of it like Clawdeen has an unrequited crush and in another universe they’re happy, so I had a thought that what if she then fell for Elissabat but that’s also doomed from the start as Elissabat will always wonder if she’s just a replacement in this essay I will

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choose your fav fruit snake

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I saw this pic of Ben afleck and had a vision. Someone with actual art skills pls feel free to make something with this

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Austin Roberts, family of Davy Jones, and anyone else who might have them, release the original scooby doo soundtrack to Spotify and my life, is yours!

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I want a comic or story where once Ariadne becomes a goddess after Dionysus marries her, she goes back to Crete and breaks her brother Asterius/Asterion (the Minotaur) out of his prison cue sibling shenanigans, except it’s a newly formed and wifed up goddess and her half bull brother

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The official scooby doo TikTok posted a shaggy thirst edit and I don’t know what life is anymore

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I’m gonna start a notes app note of things I’ve said to my parents that make them concerned for my mental wellness, starting strong with; “you gotta have fun with cannibalism”

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Y’all think Larry also works as an escort? I can totally see it