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watching wholesome animes on your period in the comfort of your warm bed though? yet another thing men will never understand

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fic idea

sitting in the library

alone at night

father owns library or something (princess?)

raining

starts masturbating intensely

prince charming arrives and sees you

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wide eyes then he runs awaë

because he is gaë

i’m sorry

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nobody: 

not even my math homework: 

not even the clock when it strikes midnight: 

the horny devils in my mind: fuck getting a boyfriend all i need is a dildo 😫

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my take on why women like gay porn/BL

I don’t think all women read/watch gay porn to self-insert themself into the “more feminine” character. I think there’s this element to just watching this fantasy where both lovers are on the same playing field, a man with a man, and their love is beautiful. And sometimes... that’s all we’re there for. It’s comforting to escape from reality, and go to a place where love is actually that fair, that equal, that beautiful. so in another sense, it’s a fantasy: something that can’t happen in real life. 

there is a true equality between two men being together in media that is different from a man and a woman being together in media, and until the many horribly outdated fantasies about women being submissive and men being dominant change, two men will be hotter than a man and a woman. this also might be why we women find a dominating women and a submissive man funner to read - gender stereotypes don’t work in that situation either.

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being horny is like riding a big imaginary di-

i mean, rollercoaster.

one sec you're like

wow, it's nice out today

or like

i wish i could sleep in tomorrow

or even just like

wow, homework sucks

and then all of the sudden you're like

pls, someone, anyone, take me for a ride, pls ill be good 😀😀😀😀😀

like seriously thank god no one can read our horny teenage thoughts

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Don't u hate it when pocky does this- all the good chocolately bits are at the bottom but it's hard to reach through the narrow opening ;-;

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masturbation tips 101 ✨

tip 6969: do NOT masturbate with a toothbrush. it only makes you more desperate. not that i would know. but. just don’t. 

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I'm (a little too) proud of this...

(reference to the "Dumbledore said calmly" meme)

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please make it stop

nobody:

literally nobody:

me: if this “vEriFY iT’S yOU” thing shows up ONE MORE TIME-- 

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only fic writers will understand

me: this is a weird idea

my hands: *frantically typing* too late.

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sneak peek [bnha bkdk]

Bakugou exhaled in relief as freezing cold water soothed his burning skin. Ah, finally. 

It was bad for Bakugou to get this sweaty. He’d probably need to shower three times a day to keep his sweat in check for safety reasons. Ugh.

Shit. He’d forgotten to grab his favorite body soap from his suitcase. Maybe he could just use Deku’s…?

And that’s when he saw the small green bottle of lube innocently standing next to the bigger green bottle of shampoo. 

Bakugou blinked. 

Without warning, his mind supplied him an image of Deku, flushed and fucking himself on his fingers, rivulets of water dripping down his slick skin. Even then, he wouldn’t spare himself - his legs would be fully open, cock hard and dripping. His lewd lips would be parted as he panted, and then his breathy voice would ring in Bakugou’s ears, “fuck me, Katsu--”

Bakugou exclaimed loudly, sparks releasing at the end of his fingertips. His embarrassed yell echoed around the small bathroom walls. Where the fuck did that come from? He closed his eyes, exhaling sharply. 

“Kacchan!” Deku’s worried tones floated into the bathroom from outside. Bakugou’s chest tightened with heat. “Everything okay?” His voice was casual, unknowing. 

Innocent. 

That shithead Deku. 

“SHUT UP, DUMBASS!” Silence. “MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!” As soon as the words left his mouth, Bakugou glanced at the bottle of lube again, a wave of guilt melting his raging heart. 

Mind your own business? Like I can talk.

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mha/bnha idea (todobaku(deku?))

DISCLAIMER: THIS FANART IS NOT MINE. I WISH I KNEW WHO DREW IT IM SO SORRY ;-;

normal people:

sdfghj three cinnamon rolls in casual summer clothes uwu ///// 

what i see:

todo: i will fuck you so fucking hard, bitch

baku: fucking fuck me, bitch. fuck me if you dare

deku: guys let’s watch the fucking movie!!!1!1!1!

...

deku, later: really? right in front of my salad?

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also can we just appreciate this fanart?? like the way deku is just casually reaching for the popcorn aND HOLDING THE SODA- 💀💀 seriously tho, thank u for feeding us this fanart 🙏

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Thanks for the tag @bluejazzberrys! Tagging @birfo and @crimson-chains​ and @blackbirddan​ and anyone else who wants to try this! 

Aesthetics Tag Game

Tagged by @spoopy-fish-writes <3 <3 

Rules: Google/search your name + your favorite color + the word ‘aesthetic.’ Take the first four (non collage) photos and voilà! You have your aesthetic moodboard! Then tag your friends & mutuals to join.

I tried looking up red and green for blog colors, but it didn’t suit me, so I went back to my trusty pinkuuuu

I like soft pink tones :3

Tagging (feel free to ignore tho!!): @that-ace-bitch @celmanics @shookspearewrites @kisara-16 @aaviav @aeoncryptic @loptyrs @crystallikelaw​ @smoky-ametrine​ and anybody seeing this is also welcome to join~ 

If you’ve already done this, feel free to link it to me instead >//< 

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basically love tractor and perfect buddy

yechan and youngchan: *cuddly golden retrievers* 

sun yool and seo: *gay panicking cats*

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if nature were a person (1800s)

I like to think that if nature were a person, it’d be like this... 

Nobody:

Literally nobody: 

Men fighting over me when I don’t belong to either of them: 

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Lovebirds - kinkykorok

pairing: Midoriya Izuku/Uraraka Ochako 

rated T, no archive warnings apply

short oneshot (270 words)

summary: Midoriya and Uraraka in a hotel before they're engaged. Wholesome vibes. Warning: you might feel like you're third wheeling.

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Uraraka laid down on their bed on her back with her white towel.

The hotel they were in wasn’t particularly fancy, but rather simple.

“Heh,” Uraraka thought to herself. “Simple.” Deku and her were definitely quite simple when it came to each other.

                                                        ---

Midoriya walked out the steaming bathroom, blissfully content and clean.

Uraraka was lying down on their bed, her hair wet and her eyes warm.

“How was your shower?”

“Nice.”

Midoriya approached the bed slowly, his heart picking up speed. Uraraka giggled, clutching her towel tightly around her chest.

“I love you, Ochako,” Midoriya murmured softly, his hands pressing into the comforter as he leaned down towards her, facing her directly.

“I love you too, Deku,” Urakaka murmured back, looking up at him in earnest.

Truthfully, her words and her eyes and her -- it was all a little too much for Midoriya. His cheeks flamed red, and he stumbled over his next string of words.

In the end, he settled for a big bear hug. Well, it would’ve been more innocent if they were wearing more clothing, but…

“D--Deku!” Uraraka squeaked, her lips twitching into a smile, and Midoriya ignored the pride that was slowly but surely blossoming in his chest at the sight of the pink blush on Uraraka’s cheeks.

She was his future wife. He was sure of it.

“I love you more, Uraraka,” Midoriya thought to himself. “More than you will ever know.”

                                                       ---

As Uraraka hugged her love, his wet green hair tickling the skin of her neck, she wondered if he would ever know how much he truly meant to her.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/30724019 

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wOw, tHeY’rE aTtRaCtIvE <3