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Help my gc is having a fight (started by ✨me✨) over if this pineapple looks like Joe Biden or not. It’s 3 against 1 you can’t fucking win. I mean seriously the resemblance is uncanny

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You’re not a true lesbian if you haven’t transformed into a Jack o lantern at midnight on Halloween

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Ok so my therapist told me this a little bit ago but it blew my mind so imma just say it here. Apparently if you have bad enough anxiety it can cause adhd

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Is it just me or does every grade have that one redhead soccer obsessed person who is really homophobic but also allergic to everything ever

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School dreams are weird af cuz one time I had a dream that it was the last day of school and before we all got released three kids started doing acapella Tim burton Batman theme but it sounded like the big orchestra and it was amazing-

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OH MY GOD I THINK ELON MUSK IS COMING OUT AS TRANS!!! THEYRE MAKING TWITTER TRANSITION AND THEYRE GETTING MAD IF ANYONE DEADNAMES IT!!! I THINK THEYRE JUST PROJECTING THEMSELVES AS A CLOSETED TRANS ONTO THIS APP! CONGRATS!!!

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Anyways weird stuff that’s happened at my public school:

My teacher mispronounced roof. Everyone makes fun of her for it (she called it a ruff)

One time last year my friends and one teacher made flower crowns.

One of my teachers got caught making a TikTok of herself twerking to baby shark

I can’t tell if one of my friends is pretending to be straight or not cuz I remember that during the summer they said they might pretend to be straight all year but idk

There’s this weird tradition during lunch that feels kinda illegal to talk abt where everyone will randomly start clapping and it scares the teachers so much it’s funny

Last year one of my teachers let us gamble but the principal walked in (she still has a job)

That same teacher watched the outsiders with us and paused when Darry was shirtless for like 2 minutes

Her husband also looks identical to Pedro pascal

Me and one other person convinced our teacher to let us do Rasputin on just dance (this was our strictest teacher who we had last year but had to move up to our grade cuz they hadn’t hired a math teacher for us yet)

We have this one sub, who everyone calls mr clean (his real name is mr Christian but he just accepts the name mr clean) and at this point he has lore: he’s a ginger (his beard is at least lol, otherwise he’s bald), he’s a lawyer, he was in an opera, he walks like an npc, a kid moaned cuz him and more stuff

Literally half of our grade is lgbtq

My school is doing a musical and one day after rehearsals, it’s around 5pm and most ppl are gone, we hear screaming from the girls bathroom so me and two other ppl go in, and it’s just these two girls names Norah screaming seventeen in the heathers the musical soundtrack

Last year we joked that our health teacher was a serial killer so much that he left the school and every new one only stayed for 3 weeks at most

I got to “commit arson” for a presentation

My friends had to do something where we chose who lived or died on a desert island and we killed one guy cuz he didn’t join the baby singalong

On the first day the fire alarm went of 30 times. I’m not even exaggerating

We all got to throw stuffed animals at each other

Last year some kids found drugs on the playground for the elementary school (right next to us)

Anyways ye my school has more chaotic shit and this is just a little but hopefully you can understand even a little how chaotic it is

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me and my friends always joke that we’re the reason the Barbie movie exists cuz before it was announced we had this Barbie ritual at school (me and a ton of my friends had a sleepover and we watched life in the dream house all night cuz we were locked in my basement) and we got half of our grade to do it with us and we all just stood in a circle around five Barbies and started spinning and jumping while chanting the Barbie girl lyrics and it ended when one girl came in and started twerking on the Barbies

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help I just said “rude” when the mail fell out of my mouth

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I’m not even Jewish but what the fuck ppl need to know about this

Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.

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Hi so sorry to vent but I kinda gotta get this off my mind rn cuz it’s really effected me badly. Warning ig: this mentions sh and sa. So, a little backstory. I have this friend, who we’ll call Mike. Me and him were friends for a while, but we kinda just stopped talking, but we reconnected a lot last year. I guess I’d consider him one of my best friends now, and I’ve helped him thru a lot of hard stuff. He’s also really a parent pleaser, and my dad has been very open and thinking he’s a good person and one of the best ppl who are my friends. Now, I have this other friend who we’ll call James. He’s been one of my very best friends for a few years now, and we always talk to each other abt our problems. Also, he’s trans and just started to transition. James and Mike have been bffs for a few years now. Anyways, one night, it’s around 10:00. I’m just chilling on my phone when I get a text from James. He says he’s rlly wanting to cut. Of course, I text him the usual strategies that I use to help myself not, that ppl don’t hate him, and that he can talk to me if wants to. He says he rlly doesn’t wanna talk Abt it cuz he wants to get his mind off of his problems, and he thanks me for being a good friend. After that, we talk ant random stuff for a while, until he says he wants to get to bed. I say “ok gn, but srsly get some rest”. He says ok. A few minutes later, he texts me “I hate the beach”. I ask him why. Although, this is kinda suspicious cuz during the summer, he and Mike took a trip to the beach together. Oh also, James has a bf, who we’ll just call Matthew. Anyways, he says “first: I hate sand, I’m scared of the ocean, and some thing that I don’t rlly wanna say happened.” We talk a little more (mainly abt how I’m also scared of the ocean) when he finally says “ ok promise you won’t tell anyone this, and you’ll act totally normal around him?” I promised. I swear tho, what he told me made me wanna throw up. Apparently, when James was sleeping, Mike sexually assaulted him. He apparently touched him and removed clothing. I wanted to throw up. I know a lot of ppl that are afab that are friends with him and now I’m rlly worried Abt them. Also, James knew this because he has baby cams in the rooms, since he sleepwalks a ton. (One time he nearly walked into the road cuz it, turned out he had a brain tumour but he got it removed.) also, for the record, James has had a lot of past trauma with men, which Mike knew damn well about. Hell, one time me him and a few other ppl were having a sleepover when we were hanging outside and James thought that one of his past rapists cars had parked in front of my house (it wasn’t but we were all rlly terrified for a while.) here’s the thing: we are planning to have one of these sleepovers soon, and Mike is always invited. He can never spend the night tho, thank god. We both know that if I didn’t invite him, my parents and Mike might suspect something, which could make this all worse. We’re thinking that we’re gonna have to invite him (nobody else knows), but there’s gonna be a ton of other ppl there. If anything happens, we’ll all protect him. But I’m mainly worried abt my other friends. I don’t even care what gender they are, he’s pan so I’m worried abt all of them. I also have this friend, we’ll call her Jessica. She and Mike are really close, and I’m pretty sure they’ve had tons of sleepovers. There were a ton of rumours that Mike had a thing for her. I’m rlly scared for her. Anyways, if you’re reading this, thanks for even knowing about the absolute shit that is happening in my life rn. I really don’t know what to do, and I’m really scared. But I can’t act different around him at all, because that risks everyone going even more to shit. So thanks for listening to the shithole that is my life, and if anyone can give advice, thanks

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y'all ever seen those forms where it says

GENDER:

male

female

i hate them

at this point I have gotten to my limit of having to endure misgendering while being closeted to the point where I just tick the female box in all of these forms bc i'm AFAB so it just makes life easier

THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN

GENDERQUEER, NONBINARY, GENDERFLUID, AGENDER AND GNC PEOPLE IN GENERAL SHOULD NOT HAVE TO FEEL THIS WAY

NORMALISE HAVING A THIRD OPTION ON ALL YOUR FORMS FOR THOSE WHO DON'T FIT THE GENDER BINARY

BE IT 'OTHER'

'PREFER NOT TO SAY'

OR EVEN 'ENTER YOUR OWN LABEL'

REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

QUEERPHOBES AND TERFS GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS POST UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS POINT TO HEART

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Fernielle Mary Mora, a beloved trans woman of color in the Bronx, was killed earlier this month after her safety was threatened. Not only did the NYPD drag their feet investigating, but they left the evidence in record heat for 2 weeks while the detective took a vacation!

Fernielle Mary Mora's memorial fund is on GoFundMe. Her death impacts not only the trans community but also her immediate family. Hopefully, this is a wake-up call that trans people still face extreme violence in "progressive" cities.

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help one time I had a dream that in the Pixar universe there was a war between the humans and fish from finding dory and dory’s parents got killed so dory turned into Godzilla and destroyed an entire city and all the human armies and then she transformed back into a baby version of her and marlin and memo were just floating there terrified and dory was like “hi, I’m dory! What’s your name?” And the other fish were just terrified and the dream ended with it all fading to black as suspenseful music played while you could see nemo dory and marline swimming away