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Me too!

Today, we get to reblog this

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LMAOOOOO😭😭😭

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THE GHOST OF JANET DRAKE?????

Part 51! If you can't tell, I like to make everyone one of Bruce's exes. It really adds some spice, don't you think?

(Thanks to @dying-isnt-good-for-your-health @pencilofawesomeness and @oneconfusedfeesh for the questions!)

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(Explanation for repost under cut)

Hey, so the last time I posted this I made a really stupid joke about Constantine that, looking back, wasn't really great. I decided that the best way to fix this would be to just reupload the post without that joke because I acknowledge it wasn't great, or even funny in the first place. Thanks for your understanding! I'll be better in the future!

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up ur butt

were are the Jean fans at

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GOES FOR THIS YEAR TOO 🇬🇭 🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭

HAPPY GHANA INDEPENDENCE DAY OOOO!!!!🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🙏🏾🙏🏾

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WE ARE LOSING THE ANCIENT TEXTS!!

reader chan?

some of u dont know reader chan…i cant believe this…..

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MY CAT DOES THIS TO MY MOM😭😭

One thing I appreciate about my cat son is that if he, who knows how it feels to be trapped in a room, so much as begins to suspect that I, his father, am trapped in a room, then he will immediately do everything in his meager power to rescue me

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I wanna be suffocated in between all four of them as they take turns switching who will squish me. Instead of a blunt rotation it is a sandwich rotation. I shall lay with 6 pairs in total. At the end, they will lie on top of me and I will die happy.

Uh lesbians

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Hearing voices?…

HO IS YOU RANDY ORTON???

The Voices

When Billy first started out as a hero, he didn’t really know he was doing. So when a bunch of voices in his head started telling him what to do he just followed their instructions.

Hercules: “Right hook.”

Marvel: *throws a right hook at the villain*

Hercules: “Left hook.”

Marvel: *does that*

Hercules: “Throw a nasty ass haymaker.”

Marvel: “What’s a haymaker?”

Hercules: “Just throw really hard punch.”

Marvel: *punches the monster through two buildings*

Hercules: “Okay… not that hard, but I do love the effort!”

or

Zeus: “Call his mother a not nice word.”

Marvel: “Your mother is a not nice word.”

Villain: *confusion*

Zeus: “Billy, you were supposed to say a not nice word, not the actual words not nice word.”

Marvel: “Huh…?”

Zeus: *shaking his head in disappointment* “Never mind.”

or

Marvel: *knocked out a villain and is waiting for the cops to arrive*

Mercury: “Billy, you know what’d be really funny?” *pauses for dramatic effect* “Step on him.”

Atlas: “Mercury, he’s not actually going to do that-”

Marvel: *slowly raises foot*

Atlas: “HEY- HEY! BILLY STOP-”

Mercury: “DO IT!”

In case you couldn’t tell by that last one, the gods started taking advantage of Billy’s “sure why not” attitude towards anything they tell him. This caused them to be divided or this at least caused a portion of them to want to reign the others in so Billy will either make his own choices or at least not make the bad choices some Gods suggest.

Achilles: “Billy, kill it.”

Solomon: “No, Billy, it’s just a spider. Just scoop it up and put it far away.”

Achilles: “Solomon, the spider is 30 FEET BIG.”

Solomon: “It’s still a spider and all life is sacred.”

Achilles: “It’s poisonous, Solomon.”

Solomon: *definitely rolled his eyes* “Yes, and we know of your aversion to poisons-”

Achilles: “I have a good reason for it!”

Solomon: “-but in the end it’s still a spider. A living thing-”

Billy saw the spiders eyes look at him, and he didn’t even hear the rest of the argument before he screamed and shot lightning at it till the point of it exploding. He was then made to stand in total silence, covered in spider innards while listening to a baby cry in the distance.

It was after that he remembered he had free will and I was like “oh, wait, why am I listening to these guys again?” And just started doing his own thing.

And yes, the heroes that met Billy when he was first starting out all thought he was both bipolar and extremely unstable.

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Jason Todd is a fine specimen. Dr Umar I’m sorry🤧🤧

remade

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I wanna lick a horizontal line on his chest.

remade

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RAWRRR

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3

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he tweeted that he suffered some broken ribs and a punctured lung

I didn’t get to watch RAW last night so I’m catching up now. Does anyone know if JD is okay?

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Me with Klaus Mikaelson.