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DROP WHAT U R DOING. stephanie brown stretch marks from her pregnancy... u may now continue.

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DROP WHAT U R DOING. stephanie brown stretch marks from her pregnancy... u may now continue.

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Babe don't do this to me

"Hey op why did you hide this in the tags" "why would you put these in the tags" So you!! Could have a little surprise!! As a treat!!!

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"Hey op why did you hide this in the tags" "why would you put these in the tags" So you!! Could have a little surprise!! As a treat!!!

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No I will NOT shut up about the idea of early days/ early JLA Batman being a little older and having already adopted all his kids and the JLA finding out about it

Anyway wouldn't it be so funny if they met the kids and thought "Wow these kids are so cute and well mannered! I wonder why they aren't more like their dad" only to find out the children are more of a menace than Bruce and he's the one actually keeping them from going rogue

Dick, 15, all easy chatter and smiles, unlike Bruce who's brooming in a corner: ...and then Wally tripped and feel on his face! Hahaha

Barry: You know, kid, i thought you'd be more like your dad, mister dark and mysterious over there

Hal: Maybe the kids take after their mom? Haha

Clark: I wouldnt-

Dick: Oh, no, most of us are adopted. So sometimes us and B do disagree. For example, he wouldnt let me kill my parents murderer when I was 8

Barry: Haha yeah- wait what

Hal: you were hOW oLd??

Dick: I did kill the joker later though, even if B brought him back, i think that's a win :)

Clark:

Clark: I told you his kids were weird

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Jason, in a corner, reading a book:

Jo'hn: Jane Austen? I've heard of her books. Very famous human author, indeed.

Oliver: The Bats kid is reading Austen?

Jason: Do you have a problem?

Oliver: No, no, just thought you'd be more of an Agatha Christie family...

Jason: We are living Agatha Christie, old man

Oliver: Right, right, family of detectives and whatnot...

Jason: I never said we were the detectives in the book

Oliver:

Jo'hn who read this 10 year olds thoughts and knows he's fucking with Oliver: ...

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Tim, playing with legos: Vroom vroom, spaceship landing vrruuuuummm

Dinah: Owwww you're so cute! You made a Lego spaceship? Where is it going?

Tim: Its going to Metropolis!

Dinah: Metropolis, huh? Do you like superman maybe?

Tim: Yeah!! Also, my bestest friend lives there!!

Dinah: Thats adorable, are you going to visit him with your spaceship?

Tim: I am!! And the spaceship has bombs so we can end all the people who don't like him

Dinah: Oh that's so c- Wait, people who don't like him?

Tim: Some people in Metropolis are mean to Kon :c So I'm gonna trick them thinking I'm a nice astronaut and then explode them! :D

Dinah:

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Diana: You have the stance of a warrior, just like your father

Cass:

Ted: She... Does look a lot like him

Cass:

Diana: They all do.

Ted: So... What's up kiddo?

Diana:

Cass:

Cass: the blood of the innocent stains my hands and i will forever pay for the crimes I was made to commit

Cass: * vanishes into the shadows *

Diana, nodding: A true good soul. She guilts herself with sins that are not her own, but committed against her as they were to others. I hope she finds peace

Ted:

Michael:

Michael: Isn't she like... 11??

Skeets: That is correct

Ted:

Ted: batman your kids are trAUMATIZED-

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Clark: Batman asked me to find his youngest, Damian, do you know where he is? He's said the kid was napping in the common room but I couldn't find him

Barry: Oh yeah, he woke up and Arthur picked him up to give him to the Bat he should be-

Arthur, running into the room: HE STABBED ME

Clark:

Arthur: THE KID FUCKING STABBED ME

Clark: language he's 2

Barry: He's 2?? Aquaman, you're kidding right??

Arthur: NO IM NOT KIDDING

Arthur: I PICKED HIM UP AND HE HAD A KNIFE

Arthur: THE KID. STABBED. ME.

Baby Damian holding a tiny knife: baba >:(

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Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news

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It's like I'm, not even a person, am I?

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Mind u if I do it WILL take months to be finished

Batman: * enters the room with a bunch of children following behind *

JLA: ???

Green Lantern: Huh

Green Arrow: Batman, who the fuck are these kids?

Batman: Language

Batman: These are my children. Agent A is sick so I had to bring then in

Wonder Woman: I am not acquainted with the hero know as 'agent a'

Aquaman: As long as they don't cause trouble I don't see the issue

Flash: ???

Flash: You don't see the issue? Batman didn't have any kids until not that long ago where did they COME FROM???

Batman: ...

Batman: Oldest one i found in the circus

Batman: Second eldest was born from the shadows

Green Arrow: Wha-

Batman: Third one, i found in the trash

Batman: Fourth one followed me home after I forgot the door open

Batman: And my youngest my ex mailed to me

Aquaman: Mailed??

Batman: I tried to return him but the post office guy said neither Heaven nor Hell wanted him

Batman: Or anyone in Gotham, for that matter

JLA: ...

Flash: ...

Flash: ... sorry I asked

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i can't be the only one who's just straight-up ... bored with women hating themselves. my mom keeps lamenting to me how upset she is about her gray hair. my friend stares at her laugh lines every day in agony. my sister loses sleep over the horrible unbearable thought of looking fat. and every time these women i love open up to me, i can't help but think ... then stop staring at yourself? stop drowning yourself, narcissus, and just fucking live your life instead of sitting in front of a mirror obeying cosmetic corporations' lies. just stop it. this is getting ridiculous. you're too smart to be falling for this bullshit. "oh no but these men who hate women told me that if i'm ugly i'm worthless!" girl if you actually believe that then good luck. but i am getting worse at being supportive of people whose nonsense worldviews keep them trapped in pain. stop looking at yourself start fucking living i am pleading you deserve to be happy and it is stupid that you disagree

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When I remember what actual DC comic writers do to the characters, I no longer feel bad for how I portray them

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Theseus's squeleton

Paintings by Jason Limon on Instagram

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Innovators competition prize winning photo

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doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.

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I see you in every person I've met.

I see you in every way I lived. The color of the water I drink. My dress never look good as usual.

Again, missing you is the last thing i had. Affection never fades. Feeling never stops. Souvenirs never dies.

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands