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I fell out of touch with this friend of mine and got back in touch with her. I call these times pre timeskip and post timeskip. I am convinced tim would fuck with the batfam talking about yj.

Tim: Remember the supercycle? I miss it... Jason: The WHAT. Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip.

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Cass: *Fighting* Tim: Wow, you knid of fight like empress, a lot better tbh.. Cass: Who? Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip

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Steph: *yapping* Tim: Sometimes I miss secret, you kinda look like her.. Steph: She tried to kill me. Tim: She was nicer after that. after the whole thing with darkseid. Steph: The whole WHAT. Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip.

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Damian: I demand you take me to batburger or else I will suffocate you in your sleep. Tim: GOD, you remind me of Slobo. Damian: I do not care about your adventures 'pre timeskip' Tim: I killed santa. Damian: What?... Tim: Sorry, pre timeskip

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Jason: Keep that abomanation away from me. Dick: Come one, the discowing suit isn't that bad.. Tim: Not as bad as Mr. Sarcastic. Dick: Timmy, respectfully, WHO THE HELL IS THAT? Jason: Don't you dare say- Tim: Pre timeskip.

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Dick: Tim, I think it's time you opened up about your time 'pre timeskip.' Tim: You were there for half of it. Like when cassie competed in the olympics against a villain nation. Dick: I- I- I don't remember this as clearly as I should. Tim: And when Anita's parents were turned into children. Dick: I don't even know who Anita is? And why do all your case files just say T.B.C? Tim: I left bart, cassie and kon in charge of those. Dick: The only one that says anything more just says 'I have a spaceship'. When did your team get a spaceship? Tim: Pre timeskip.

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NEVER GIVE UP

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Batfam as things I have been through ig: Bruce: What... What is this code? Even I can't understand it! Tim: It works.. Bruce: Did this ever actually work? TIm: YES.

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Cass: *Playing classical music* Steph: *Crawls out of her wardrobe* Thank good they left, ready for patrol? Cass: How long have you been in there? Steph: 40 minutes to an hour? Give or take.

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Damian: Meet me in Crime ally at 5.55. Jason: Sure, do you want me to pick you up for something? Damian: I require a lift to supper. And do not refer to it as a 'picking up'. I am not a child.

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Bruce: *Coughing so hard he's crying , eyes puffy, sneezing and such* Fine! I may have hayfever. Dick: 'may'? Just may after all that?

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Steph: *Sitting in Cass' room* And you'll never believe what she said to me next.... She called ME a pick me. Duke:*Painting cass' nails*GASP. No she did not. Steph: And then she posted on her snapchat story ' I can't believe all my friends are leaving me for boys' Duke: LIKE SHE HAD ANY FRIENDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Babs: You guys have been stationary at batburger on patrol for 45 minutes. Jason: There's a REALLY suspicious guy. Damian: He's wearing two hats. Babs: Very suspicious. Keep watch of this guy with two hats.

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Part ELEVEN of things me and my friends have said as young justice:

Tim: Wanna go on a mission this weekend?

Kon: I'm good, Clark invited me out for fathers day, you doing anything for fathers day?

Tim: Yeah, BIG PLANS.

Kon: Oh, yeah what are you doing?

Tim:... Kon:... Tim:... Kon:... Tim:...

Kon: *Collapses to the ground* OMFG, I'm so sorry Tim: Forget something for a second there?

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part TEN of things my friends and family have said as young justice!!

Tim: Did you finish your homework yet? Bart: No... BUT, I coded a random Manwha title generator! Tim: Your homework was literally coding for 45 minutes.

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Kon: *walks into dark room* Tim: *Hisses* Kon: Don't you wanna play brawl stars with me...

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Cissie: I HATE RAIN Cassie: Yeah... Me too Cissie: YOUR WEARING TROUSERS, I'M IN A FUCKING MINISKIRT. Cassie: Can I dry them on your chair? Cissie: AAAARRRGGGHHHH

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Part 9 of things my friends have said as yj(I went on my dofe which is a 30K walk last weekend and was fueled with ideas):

yj:*Chatting and eating lunch* Tim: *faints* cassie: Shouldn't we do something about that? Kon: Nah, this happens all the time

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Kon: Hey, can I have some of your lunch? Cassie: No? Didn't you pack enough for two days? Kon: iatetwodaysworthoflunchonthefirstday.... Cassie: I didn't quite catch that Kon: I ATE TWO LUNCHES ON DAY ONE.

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Bart: 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF BEER- Tim: If you don't shut up, I'm running away with the maps. Kon: Yeah, sing something good, like royal blood! Tim: Royal blood is not good music. DO NOT SING ROYAL BLOOD- Kon: LOOSE CHANGE-

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If I was Batman I would accidentally leave the eyes shadow on allll the time :(

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the bat and the bird

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Bite Sized AU: Caught in 4K (TimKon)

Tim goes on a field trip with his class to Metropolis for some museum grain opening. It’s a combo museum between Gotham and Metropolis, so the main high school in Metropolis is also invited. Kon and Tim meet up at some point, they rarely get to see each other at civilian events like this. Even though they know each others secret identities, Kon can’t help but flush when looking at Tim out of costume, like- he’s just there, beautiful blue eyes out and all.

Because this is the last trip before graduation for both schools, the students decided to put together a type of after party. Long story short, Tim and Kon get caught making out in the background of someone’s TikTok. It goes viral, the Wayne’s are basically the Kardashians here, they have their own TV show in production and everything! (Weekends with the Wayne’s, Making it Wayne, etc)

Everyone immediately knows who Timothy Drake Wayne is, but it takes some digging to figure out that the guy he’s making out with is the son of Lex Luther, who was apparently caught up in a nasty custody battle between Luther and his moms side of the family. Conner Luther Kent. It wasn’t shocking to find out Tim Drake Wayne was with a dude, he was very much openly bisexual, but it was surprising to find out that guy was the son of Lex Luther, Bruce Wayne’s publicly known arch enemy in the business world.

They became the new “Romeo and Juliet” practically overnight.

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part 8(Ithink???) of young justice as thing my friends have said:

Kon: Yeah, when me and rob were dating-

Cassie: Hold on, you were dating??? Before you knew me, right??

Kon:.....

Cassie: AND YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME???

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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Young justice as things my friends have said part 7:

Tim: A guy once bought me home and I got accused of making him gay. We were just friends and I didn't even know he was gay. Cassie: lol. Tim: You don't understand, this has happened TWICE.

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Kon and Bart: La-la-la LAVA, ch- ch- ch CHICKE- Tim: If you say one more word I will kill myself.

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Part 6(I think) of yj as things my friends have said:

Cassie: Awwww, you have kittens??? Tim: Yes. Bart: What are they called? Tim:1, 2 and 3. Kon: Creative...

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Part FIVE of young justice as things my friends have said:

Kon: You KNow what? Tel Tim I pity him, it must be so exhausting being such a son of a bitch all the time. No wonder the batfam hates him. It's to not. I really appreciate her CONFIDENCE to tag along on all the missions with us. I bet he talks shit about us when we're not here. I heard he bought ilegal stuff in and tricked people into eating it. Bart: Oh my GYAT.

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Tim: I had a crush on someone a lot older than me. Kon: SO YOUR ALLOWED TO HAVE CRUSHES ON OLDER PEOPLE BUT WHEN I SAY THE BATMANS HOT- YOU FREAK? Tim: There's a massive difference.

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Tim: It's not my fault, you know? Cissie: What isn't? Tim: That when I told her to go back to Korea, SHE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT. Cissie: It's not your fault. Tim: THANK. YOU.

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Part 4 of things my friends have said as young justice

Kon: I just wanted to say, just to let you know, I actually have anger issues. Tim: Reeeeeeeeaaaaallllyyyyy????? Cassie: I had NO idea. Cissie: This. is. SUCH a supprise. Bart: We know. It shows.

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Part 3 of thinigs my friends have said as yj

Red Tornado: There is no excuse for making someone cry. Kon: He started it!! Tim: You told him that the world would be a better place if he buggered of back to the future! Kon: I DID NOT! Red Tornado: Talking, not sho- *Everyone screaming at each other*

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Bart: I'm watching your favourite disney film rn! Kon: Hercules? Bart: No?? The other one! Kon: Princess and the frog??? Bart: wth, no?? Kon: Hunchback of notre dame? Bart: YES! And guess who reminds me of you? Kon: The hunchback? Bart: *Runs out the room laughing*

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Cissie: This uniforms kinda tight around my thigh- Cassie: Thick Thighs. Save Lives.

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Part 2 of young justice as things my friends have said

Kon, flys past a child and knocks them over: I did NOT touch that child. Bart: I dunno, it looks like they fell over on their own... Tim: Are you fucking kidding me.

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Bart: I'm never talking to you ever again. Kon: I walked ahead of you when getting breakfast. What the hell. Bart: The emotional damage is already done.

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Tim: I heard you ditched Bart for breakfast. Kon: That is in no way what happened. Tim punches Kon in the gut: That's what you get for ditching Bart. Kon: BUT I DIDN'T????