mentioned maybe switching to something in tech career-wise to my therapist and he told me someone he knows who got a certification in cyber security w/o any other schooling and 2 years later is now making 300k/year working from home. grits teeth
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how long does it take for taxes people to go after bruce wayne? because he must be evading so much, like can he even declare half of what he spends in random equipment and chemicals? is it even possible to declare purchasing kryptonite?
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The ocean is really going to war with billionaires rn
First the orcas coming for their yachts and now Titanics ghosts are taking a swing?
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we as a species could’ve lived in beautiful forests among the birds and danced until we decomposed into the earth, but no
i have a half-finished assignment on tobacco laws due at 11:59pm tonight
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Robin directly after building me a Cellar for 100k g: What's that? You wanna build Pam a house now that you're rich???
Me leaning over the counter in her house and grasping her face: I would kiss you on the mouth right now, just say the word. Our spouses will understand.
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The government when you make money
The government when you spend money
The government when you save money
The government when you own something
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every time i open jorge lorenzo’s instagram there is some new batshit crazy stuff he posted, it’s a joy every time, the man is a motogp legend, and he decided it wasn’t enough, he needed to defeat every other corny millennial man alive by exclusively following women and posting dude bro advice
this is so funny to me because honestly I have no clue what he posts on instagram beyond what gets reported on motogp news sites or (more commonly) what crosses the pond to reddit, but can't say I'm surprised... I don't use instagram myself so I have no clue what these men actually do on there lol. these days I am getting further updates on their activities via tumblr! quite glad not to be directly experiencing a lot of it!
anyway yeah that does all sound very... him. kinda reminds me of that 2013 controversy where monster energy did this thing where they made a video of him showing off his mansion filled with bikini-clad models. the video ended up being taken down, it was seen as tasteless both given spain's economic situation and... y'know, the gender of it all. and jorge does have an... interesting approach to social media in general. also definitely the most opinionated of the retired aliens these days! casey probably comes in second and he does have a lot of thoughts about many things, but generally speaking it's not QUITE as relentless as it is with jorge. he's really missing a bit of a filter lol, there's an entire career arc here where when he was younger he was all about finding himself and establishing a character and explaining to the world who he really was, before getting burned by the world and being way more closed off for quite a few years, before retiring and relaxing a bit and sharing everything that comes to his head. for better or for worse. he may be cringe but at least he's free
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