#;; im sorry

[whatwouldyourmomthink]

Brutally hateful zodiac observation (sorry, I woke up today and chose violence)

Aries men (fire sign men in general) are underdeveloped af. You’re lucky if you met one that doesn’t still live with his momma at the ripe age of 26. Authority of a king, accountability of a toddler.

Taurus is the most possessive sign, not Scorpio. Most people don’t notice because a. It’s material things they try to possess b. They come across as likeable so people let is slide

Libra women are the ultimate girl boss but at the same time the biggest pick me girls

Virgos are the definition of narcissism but usually they justify it with something so it looks like perfectionism. But hey, nothing or no one is enough and they wonder why they are so lonely

Moon in Libra men are the ultimate himbos. They need a socially acceptable good looking woman who will guide them with wisdom and maybe even buy them nice things. At the end of the day, moon in Libra man will check out other girls, try to make their girl think it’s okay to be a side chick. Their main chick is themselves for they are only capable of admiring themselves

Pisces placements in general are lucky people but they are too dumb to even see or enjoy it. Still miserable

Leo placements are the ‚peaked in high school‘ placements. They like to reminisce about their glorious past but the qualities that make them great doesn’t age very well. The more people mature, the more useless ‚leo appeal’ gets

I don’t know anything about geminis because they were never really under my radar. Maybe they’re nice people. Idk idc

Cancer, why are you so comfortable being a loser that you do everything in your power to attract toxic people? It’s one thing to be a bottom but it’s quite another to be a doormat.

Mars in Libra placements suck. They will talk shit behind your back. Will do anything else but give you clarity and honesty.

Leo women and Aries women invented chasing men. (Scorpio and Gemini as well)

Scorpio placements are manipulative, we know. Scorpio mars is the sneakiest. They will come up with an idea and then make it seem like it was your idea. Never directly says it.

Capricorn is the armpit odour placement.

[ilikegoilss]

this shit RUINED me. i stopped at chapter 3

[tokintormin]

[something-universe]

Hello Gizz community…

Uni life got me tweaked out so bad I drew the lead singer and drummer of my favorite prog rock band as catboys 👍

[elliott-the-queer-artist]

gotta love those one silly / one serious couples that are kinda on the same team but aren't happy about it.

[nefarious-smartass]

mrs. afton PLEASE just one chance I’ll treat you better than that rancid furry ever did 🙏

(and also an extra willry doodle for the freaks in the house)

[thetroubledpencil]

Pregnant Nightmare

That's it

That's the post

Here you go @rissiuniverse

[copperiiii]

[bestfriendhelp]

18.09

I struggle to put it into words, it’s not merely the war, but how our lives flipped in a single night. How our dreams crumbled so suddenly.

It’s profoundly difficult. It stretches beyond the scenes on the news, deep into the heart. It’s about the excruciating wait for a text from someone you love, the unending sense of helplessness, and the worry that never sleeps.

It’s overwhelmingly complicated. It’s feeling a fleeting hope that everything will be okay, only to be swallowed by moments where you feel utterly numb.

Ezzideen and his family need your support more than ever, and I need your help to see Ezzideen again soon!

Your shares and donations can make a big difference.

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[mystiquedrops]

DT SPOILERS FOR CH2 EP14 BC I REALLY NEED TO YAP

I'm stabbing myself in the leg.

Idc if I want you dead ATP (Very vague to who I'm talking about. But ATP.. who cares- I kinda made it obvious by now just by painting the text- Oh whatever- just ignore that, it's me being petty af... That's really not anyone's concern, because everyone wanted a character dead at one point-.. so ignore that part of the post- ..actually.. Ignore this whole post if you will for your own sanity-)

I'LL SACRIFICE ANY CHARACTER OUTSIDE OF ROSE, TERUKO... ...And Charles I guess since I can't see him killing anyone, let alone Arei.

I'LL SACRIFICE ANY CHARACTER ASIDE FROM THESE 3 SO EDEN ISN'T THE CULPRIT

("Not this again- is she crazy-"-probably your reactions to me yapping about Eden)

[vee-lociraptor]

needles tmagp. you agree

[wowwforever]

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

[rezmacro]

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

[localsamalicer]

What the two will be separated by now ep 26 and 27 have happened

Edit: Oh god please no this can’t be what I’m known for in this fandom 😭

[nyancrimew]

it's kind of problematic how some people are naked under their clothes, like, ummm ??? you're in public ?? 🤨

[haunted-pool-noodle]

I couldn't stop laughing at this absolutely terrible joke so now I have to inflict it on you. sorry?

[Image 1 ID: Bolded text that says, "Stripping for edible flour in Tijuana," then in unbolded letters below it, "Please don't make me elaborate." End ID.]

[Image 2 ID: A 4-image comic of Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. He's floating in front of one of Stan's memory doors, which is labelled as "KEEP OUT." Bill looks at the door and says "OHO, DEEP, DARK, SECRETS? DON'T MIND IF I DO!"

There are then three panels shown, from the perspective of the door looking at Bill. Across the first two, Bill opens the door, eye closed and other hand on his hip. In the last panel, Bill's eye is open, looking deeply unsettled, and he slams the door shut.

Bill turns from the door, staring downwards, haunted by whatever he has seen.

Bill looks back at the door out of the corner of his eye, putting a hand to the top of his angle. He says, "OH GOD, HE AND SIXER REALLY ARE IDENTICAL." End ID.]