#<- except not really

[osmanthusoolong]

Getting closer to done!

[mistermalaprop]

high wire is burdened with the gift of free thought.

vagabond micro, the primusborn, reaches out.

…

@smoked-salmon-official thank you for suggesting high wire/wheelie to be sacrificed <3

[chad-sticks]

The secret 3rd thing

[sadgirlautumn]

i’m always thinking about writing but never actually writing 🤪

[vagaland]

the pebbles on the beach, clarence ellis • my photography from the isle of bressay • childe harold's pilgrimage (third canto, CLXXVIII), lord byron • 'pebble spotter's guide' in the pebbles on the beach • beach of bright pebbles, vagaland

[composeregg]

if someone had an old ask they were waiting for us to answer, sorry, inbox is being emptied due to too many ghost numbers

Send something again if you really want it!

[moreaujeans]

claudia i miss yuo

[natequarter]

when will we get the lion in winter-esque play of william the conqueror and his sons' lives we deserve

[pinyatapix]

most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuber’s typical video lineup i’ve seen in recent memory

like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit

[chairofchaos]

@dusk-muse should stop keeping secrets.

DUSK DARLING! What did you do???

[osmanthusoolong]

Osmanthus + mantis!

[markodragic]

I dont think anything on this earth tickles me so hard as how busted white people look in the yakuza franchise

its so dhsjdjfjxjfjgk

[anyknotrants]

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

[tizeline]

Lately I've come to the conclusion that I am apparently a fan of the "person from the future goes back in time to prevent the apocalypse" trope lmao. I'm pretty sure I already compared CJ to Silver at some point, and TSAU!Leo being a fan of the Sonic franchise would definitely make that comparison. Aside from that I think Donnie would be a Terminator fan because of the whole "evil AI and robots rule the world" thing, and Casey would be a fan of Dragon Ball because it's about a bunch of buff characters fighting and yelling a lot.

Then that got me thinking about how Raph would probably also like Dragon Ball, and that it would be cute if it was specifially Casey that introduced him to the series in the first place. It would also be fucking hilarious if the plan of sending CJ back in time at least partially was inspired by DBZ of all things so that's canon to the AU now hell yeah

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

redrew my humanformers because they have changed quite a bit :3 (especially bulkhead)

[romanceyourdemons]

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie