#[Every damn time]

[pastelhooman]

- Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

- No. But falling for you did.

[breakfastteatime]

A note to all male Olympic commentators:

These are women. Not girls. And if you are talking about a literal minor, how hard is it to say "young woman"?

[destielwarmsthecocklesofmyheart]

…oops…

[magdelanesingerin]

Geralt and Jaskier

[sca-nerd]

[mintedwitcher]

Gotta say I'm laughing at yall being surprised about the medical inaccuracies in 911 like hello? Rebar through the skull? Hen doing CPR on a dead woman for 15 minutes? Chim getting his heart fully stopped and restarted multiple times in a very short period of time and having no after effects? Hen PUTTING HER WHOLE HAND INTO A GUYS CHEST? Buck getting his leg CRUSHED and having an embolism and having ZERO lasting effects of either of these things? BOBBY FELL OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE LAST SEASON ENDED UP WEDGED UNDER A SLAB OF CONCRETE AND HAD ZERO INJURIES. ZERO. NONE. NIL. ZILCH.

This is not the show to watch if you want accurate medical drama. Why are yall still surprised?

[thethiefandtheairbender]

ah yes, guarded girl with abandonment issues x goofy guy who's endlessly devoted to her - we meet again

[darkyhelena]

Me: *puts on the most angry, energetic, loudy and noisy music with screaming vocals and distorted guitars that this world has ever seen*

My body: oh yes, lullaby. I'm shutting down.

[loveandleases]

Each time I think I'm done with this short story.

me: it's done, right? Right!?!?

[mainalias]

thinking about compiling screenshots of golden/silver age batman exclusively calling dick his ward to combat the allegations that it was “initially a father-child relationship”

[pluralquotebook]

Our mom: “The trip was really fun, yeah?”

Me, who remembers jackshit about the trip: “Yeah!”

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[it-was-dead-when-i-found-it]

Ugh I hate when I accidentally mistake green science goop for internalised homophobia

[tofiam]

You know what's the cutest thing in Disco Elysium?

[etherealspacejelly]

me, walking into the kitchen to get lunch: hmmm no actually im not hungry yet

*sits down on the couch for 2 fucking seconds*

me, suddenly starving to death: where was this energy two minutes ago???

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

if you ever see me draw a new cubito of my own volition and say smth like “oh thought they looked silly ^_^” please know that everything is about to go downhill for me from there cause i’m clearly incapable of learning this lesson myself

[soobiesworld]

johnny and daniel always say they’re done but then come right back for each other like ..