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ask-congregation · 7 months ago
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(no anon asks boooooo /ooc)
Good Evening,
A while ago, you sent a message simply reading "haiiiooooo," or something else of that ilk. I must ask, what did you mean by that? Even after responding, you never got back to me. Every day this one question has been plaguing my thoughts. If you could please reply at your earliest opportunity, I would be most grateful.
Kind regards, @ask-gd-ad-honorem
Nothin more than a silly greeting×, addie :3
I just wanted to say hi to those levels i found here :D dun worry about it too much! it's much easier to surprise someone when their guard is down...
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catmask · 8 months ago
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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pirateprincessjess · 1 month ago
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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….
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yuttikkele · 3 months ago
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
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xenasaur · 3 months ago
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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴
you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you
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abdalsalam2000 · 5 months ago
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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people
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daftpatience · 5 months ago
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
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redstonedust · 1 month ago
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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.
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aropride · 1 month ago
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did… did she do that?
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noodles-and-tea · 1 month ago
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Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…
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beholdthemem · 6 months ago
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
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fangirlinginleatherboots · 6 months ago
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Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....
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goldensunset · 2 months ago
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if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city
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koobiie · 1 year ago
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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rio-specimen · 2 months ago
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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS
1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT
2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY
4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT
Reblog to share with your friends who are also Scientific specimens🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
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