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[thisismeracing]

good morning I just woke up from a dream where I met lando norris and for some reason he was flirty, followed me from both a burner account and hi ls real account and kept messaging me (?)

[raventreehall]

the most i ever gave to this fandom was my carefully curated character and house pinterest boards in 2017 but they took them away from me!!!! (i got locked out of my account and pinterest support refused to give me access again because i didn't know the recovery email)

[httpsserene]

1-800-HELP-ME-PARK — 𝐜𝐥. 𝟏𝟔 charles leclerc x fem!bipoc!reader smau (ignore dates on tweets pls). fluff, humor & probably crack adjacent. explicit language. two or three uses of "y/n." charles’ canonically questionable parking. reader goes undercover on f1twt. charles gets cyberbullied /jk. big thx to the twt girlies who had threads of charles' bad parking photos ;p

synopsis: fans notice that charles’ cars are suddenly being parked perfectly. come to find out, his (secret) girlfriend has been parking his ferrari like butter.

༊࿐ ⊹ ˚ this is like mid-level charles leclerc stan knowledge. bro put all of his skill points into racepace and forgot about parking his daily cars😭 enjoy reading, my loves xxx

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instagram • f1fanpagemonaco

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f1fanpagemonaco the planets must be in alignment because charles leclerc has perfectly parked his ferrari this afternoon 😱

tagged charles_leclerc

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user1 i-i can't believe my eyes 😧

user2 it's only taken him a decade to learn how to parallel park LOL

user3 monaco native here! can confirm- his cars have decreased cosplaying as road obstructions for about three months :)

user4 THREE MONTHS ??!!? how is this the first time i'm hearing about this ???

user5 i don't believe this. did anybody SEE him park the car 🤨🤨🤨

user6 we're going to find out this photo was ai generated in a couple weeks haha

user7 take this down !!! we're supposed to keep this on the dl to avoid jinxing ourselves 🤬

user8 fr, i thought every monegasque was in agreement about staying hushed :(

user9 after almost flying over the hood of his cars TWICE on my bicycle- i'm glad that he's improving his parking skills ☺️

user9 HIS BROTHERS AND FRIENDS IN THE LIKES IS EVEN CRAZIER??! CHARLES STAND UP FOR YOURSELF ⁉️⁉️

user8 didn't you just say that you almost crashed into his (badly) parked car in the comment above ? user9 i fail to see how that's relevant rn

user10 charles woke up saying "i understand it now" and performed the best parallel parking known to man

user11 y'all are getting ahead of yourselves. there's a very high chance that it was valet parking 🙄

user5 this is what i'm saying!!! user12 lol what if he decided to hire a private driver 🤣 user13 charles would neverrrrr—remember how he acted on the start-stop challenge we Carlos 👀 user14 he DOES NOT serve passenger princess ☠️

twitter

imessage • charles -> yn

twitter • @ cl16sleftnipple -> yn's undercover fan acct

imessage • yn -> charles

igstory • charles_leclerc has uploaded !

[caption; she accepts watching sunsets on a yacht as a form of payment 😉]

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igstory • yninstagram has uploaded to their close friends story !

[caption; if anyone is looking for a chauffeur call me at 1-800-HELP-ME-PARK 😅]

franciscacgomes u have to take me on a joyride the next time i'm in monaco !!!

yninstagram yes! we'll ditch the boys for the day and collect some speeding tickets with the stradale ;p

yourfriend do you do weddings 👀

yninstagram weddings, birthdays, bachelor & bachelorette parties, etc. yourfriend how much do you charge? yninstagram 4 cheeseburger

charles_leclerc i thought i hired you for your exclusivity 😑

yninstagram shh mon amour you'll always be my favorite client xoxo

olliebearman if i get him for secret santa next year, i'm gifting him parking lessons 😆

yninstagram you'd be my favorite child if you did 🛐 olliebearman :DDD

instagram • f1fanpagemonaco

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f1fanpagemonaco charles leclerc posts and deletes a photo of an unknown woman to his instagram story in the midst of a rampant discussion of his suddenly improved parking! it's captioned: "she accepts watching sunsets on a yacht as a form of payment." was this an accidental post of the rumored chauffeur that's behind the perfect parking of his vehicles?

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user17 the winky face emoji is making me think she's more than just his chauffeur 👀👀👀

user18 we really do need to open the schools :/

user19 bc how do you read the caption and not see that it's blatant confirmation that he's hired a driver?

user20 i don't even have to see behind that champagne flute to know that she's a baddie 😮‍💨

user21 now that i think about it, i think i saw a woman with this exact outfit walking a dachshund that could’ve been leo!!! wish we could see more of her face to confirm ☹️

user22 does anybody else think that this was just meant to distract us from the original issue of charles being unable to park a car???

user23 talk about it!!! user24 i mean it doesn't really matter if he can park anymore now that he's paying somebody to do it for him 🤷‍♀️

twitter • @ cl16sleftnipple -> yn's undercover fan acct

imessage • yn -> charles

instagram • f1fanpagemonaco

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f1fanpagemonaco the plot thickens 😱 the woman rumored to be charles leclerc's chauffer was caught parking his car and taking a photo afterward! this confirms her chauffeur status AND leads many to think that she's also the woman behind @/cl16sleftnipple on twitter. our discord members have hunted down what may be her instagram account too 🧐

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user25 why do i feel so violated!!! his chauffeur has been a double agent the entire time 🤯

user26 tbh charles better be paying her beautifully !!!

user27 iktr bc i would not try to convince everybody on the internet that he can park when it's really me doing all the work!

user28 i think i'm in love with her

user29 who is this diva 💜

user30 next thing you know we're gonna find out she has a tumblr for f1 ff's 😭😭😭

user31 i think somebody is leaking the plot to the next trending netflix original movie 👄

user32 lwk i think i could convince her to drive me around in my prius 🤥

user33 you forget how to speak around hot women and only have $12.32 in your checking acct—you couldn't even convince her to breathe the same air as you bestie 😘 user32 i know you like to think that calling me bestie after reading me to filth will make up for it, but it just makes me want to strangle you even more :)

instagram • charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc if you're going to reveal who cl16sleftnipple is, at least get her job title correct 😠 she's not my chauffeur, she's my girlfriend and parking princess 👸🏾🤗😘🥰🤭🤤😚

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yninstagram can you believe that he doesn't like when i drive but he BEGS me to park ??? make it make sense 😅

charles_leclerc ma chérie you REFUSE to use the break pedal!!! yninstagram break pedals are 4 losers (i am speed 🏎)

user35 GIRLFRIEND???!!! 😵‍💫😵👻

user36 when you say girlfriend, do you mean that she's a friend who happens to be a girl orrrrrrrrrr?

charles_leclerc orrrrr girlfriend meaning l'amour de ma vie 🥰🥰🥰

user37 two pretty people in a happy relationship? 2025 isn't so bad 😌

user36 maybe the world is healing 🥹 user37 maybe charles leclerc wdc 2025 🫣 yninstagram pls don't jinx it 😩 go knock on wood rn 🫵🏾

user38 why did she go with "cl16sleftnipple" as her username???

yninstagram because it's my favorite one obv 😇 charles_leclerc what's wrong with my right nipple :(((( yninstagram idk it just looks at me weird sometimes... user38 how does a body part look at you weirdly 😀

user39 oh, this baddie is weird? say less, i'm sending her my credit card information rn

user40 charles leclerc core LMFAOOO

user41 waiiiiitttt does this mean she's not gonna use her fan acct anymore :(

user42 aw man i didn't even think about that; i was constantly on twt just to see what funny shit she was saying lol yninstagram if the people want more of cl16sleftnipple who am i to deny them 😌👐🏾

instagram • yninstagram

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yninstagram AITA for saving the citizens of monaco by parking my (25 F) boyfriend's (27 M) cars for him because he's incapable of fitting within two lines without being a road hazard?

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yourfriend TLDR: she lost the plot by starting a fan twt to try and save her bf's reputation (who's notoriously known for his shit parking) it backfired bc everybody thought she was his chauffeur

yourfriend (cont.) now charles has to suffer with the world knowing that he has his gf position his cars AND that he still can't park charles_leclerc this wasn't necessary 😒 yourfriend is that what you said when it was time to learn how to parallel park ☠️

lilymhe reminds me of the time charles blocked traffic picking you up from brunch last year 😆

franciscacgomes i remember when the honks started and yn was like "oh, that probably means charles is here!" lilyzneimer first brunch i went to with the wags and i left with tinnitus from the sound of car horns blaring 🥲 yninstagram sorry little lily! next meet up will be honk free :) yninstagram ...was v embarrassing to get into the car that's blocking traffic 🫠

oscarpiastri NTA 👍🏻

oscarpiastri is now a good time to say that charles almost backed his car into me before padel yesterday? charles_leclerc NO IT WILL NEVER BE A GOOD TIME TO SAY THAT yninstagram mb the electric scooter wasn't such a bad idea…

maxverstappen1 NTA 😹😹😹

lando thinking about how much money charles loses to parking fines 🤣

olliebearman not to pray on his downfall but

olliebearman when his license gets suspended can i get the spider 🥺 arthurleclerc NUH UH 🙅🏻‍♂️ i get the spider and you get the sf90 oscarpiastri i'll take the daytona then 👍🏻 pierregasly i think i can make room for the roma 😌 charles_leclerc yeah this isn't praying, it's PLANNING on my downfall 😒😒😒

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[astonmartinii]

the king of monza can do what he wants | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x fem alonso!reader

the king of monza can win the race, have his relationship exposed and challenge his soon-to-be father-in-law to a duel, he can do what he wants.

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

oscarpiastri

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tagged: lilyzneimer, yourusername, charles_leclerc

oscarpiastri: double header means we crashed on my adoptive parents' couch and forced them to cook for me (only y/n, obviously)

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user1: does he know this isn't his private account?

user2: SHUSH DON'T TELL HIM

user3: we need to enjoy this while it lasts

jackdoohan: oscar, there's still time to delete this

oscarpiastri: why would i delete this?

oscarpiastri: oh

oscarpiastri: oh no

jackdoohan: you might want to warn your kinda dad you've exposed the identity of your kinda mum as your kinda grandad is probably putting out a hit on him as we speak

fernandoalo_oficial: don't call me a grandad 👿🤬😡😠💢😤

jackdoohan: OSCAR QUICK HE'S DISCOVERED EMOJIS HE MUST BE REALLY MAD

user4: fernando, are you okay?

fernandoalo_oficial: i want that frenchies head on a stick

charles_leclerc: i am monegasque!

fernandoalo_oficial: so you do actually want to die?

yourusername: okay let's calm down old man

fernandoalo_oficial: SILENCE I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! THAT'S THE MAN?

yourusername: yes!

fernandoalo_oficial: no.

charles_leclerc: i object!

lancestroll: his eye hasn't stopped twitching since

charles_leclerc: i don't care! he might be crazy but I'M IN LOVE SO BRING IT OLD MAN

user5: wtf have i woken up to this morning

user6: the public execution of the prince of monaco

yourusername: just because he has a samurai tattoo doesn't mean he knows how to use a sword

fernandoalo_oficial: i will tear him apart with my bare hands

user7: i fear this comment section alone has undone all of his funky grandad tiktok PR

user8: he's going to make charles cry in the press conference

yourusername: oh well, charlie is hot when he cries

user9: and how do you know that...

yourusername: that's none of your business 😈

yourusername

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tagged: charles_leclerc

yourusername: italy has my heart and so do you <3

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user11: queen got exposed and immediately started flexing her unbelievably sexy bf

yourusername: why wouldn't i? he's so damn FINE

charles_leclerc: teehee (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

user12: you might as well have told me to kill myself

fernandoalo_oficial: enjoy your weekend charles, it will be your last

charles_leclerc: and if i win? i think suspended sentence?

fernandoalo_oficial: @carlossainz55 i have a proposition for you

yourusername: why are we acting like he wouldn't do that for free

carlossainz55: excuse me?

yourusername: i'm calling you a jealous bitch xx

carlossainz55: what is your price nando?

fernandoalo_oficial: i'm not fucking paying you, i was assuming you'd do it in a jealous rage anyway

carlossainz55: ???

user13: the way carlos is being jumped from both sides unprovoked

user14: which ever alonso it is, they choose violence

oscarpiastri: so ... am i off the hook yet?

yourusername: you know we can't say no to you

fernandoalo_oficial: oscar you might actually be my favourite now, thank you for bringing this to my attention

oscarpiastri: sure i'll take it!

charles_leclerc: you can have my heart and everything else for as long as you want

yourusername: looks like you'll never get it back ;)

charles_leclerc: that's fine by me if i get to spend it with you

yourusername: i love you :P

charles_leclerc: i love you more ( > 〰 < )♡

fernandoalo_oficial

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fernandoalo_oficial: cash prize for anyone who can actually track down this little rat - i just want to talk i swear

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user15: it's official everyone, he's gone crazy

user16: as crazy as he is at least he's bringing the DRAMA 🤩

yourusername: this isn't very peace and love of you

fernandoalo_oficial: that has never been the way in this family

fernandoalo_oficial: but let me make this clear, i mean in a destroy all of your enemies way rather than a jos verstappen way

maxverstappen1: ???

yourusername: destroying our enemies does not mean you can do your best jos verstappen impression and drive your aston martin into charles

fernandoalo_oficial: don't be stupid y/n, the aston martin is too slow, i'm going to steal his brakes

yourusername: and how will you do that boomer

fernandoalo_oficial: ferrari are stupid they probably still haven't changed the passwords or locks since i left

yourusername: @scuderiaferrari excuse me???

scuderiaferrari: ....

user17: so like this is a genuine hit?

user18: mob boss!fernando alonso you are so special to me

user19: sorry charles but it's so sexy

charles_leclerc: drop the address senor i'm not scared of you

lancestroll: he brought the samurai sword btw

yourusername: @f1 DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY SECURITY MEASURES ???

f1: it made a good tiktok 👍

yourusername: you people are useless

charles_leclerc: no worries my love it's all under control

fernandoalo_oficial: i will carve you like a christmas turkey

yourusername: you go anywhere near charles with that sword we're both going romeo and juliet style

user20: what on earth is going on

user21: just smile and wave i think we're watching collective hysteria

f1

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tagged: charles_leclerc

f1: CHARLES LECLERC WINS FOR FERRARI AT MONZA

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user23: bro heard fernando was gonna steal his brakes and simply just drove so fast he didn't need them

user24: he was like 'oh you want my head on a stick? TRY AND CATCH ME'

yourusername: pretty boy is so so talented it's not fair

yourusername: who am i kidding

yourusername: STUNT ON THOSE HOES I LOVE YOU BABY

charles_leclerc: thank you baby, i simply had to drive so fast so i could give you a kiss

charles_leclerc: and also so i could tell your dad to SUCK ON THAT OLD MAN

user25: he's had too much champagne and might actually get himself killed

user26: i will throw myself in front of that sword for him

yourusername: you and me too buddy - i'll cover your drinks for this evening

fernandoalo_oficial: i still want him dead

charles_leclerc: what the fuck do you want from me? i just won? did you see that freak of an orange car? i look after your daughter like i looked after those tyres

yourusername: so romantic 🤭

fernandoalo_oficial: he just compared you to tyres? have some standards i raised you better?

yourusername: believe me, i do have standards - he's special xx

fernandoalo_oficial: i also won monza with ferrari he's not that special

user27: at least he's stopped with the samurai sword talk?

user28: he did say he still wants him dead though

maxverstappen1: @yourusername why couldn't you have dated lando? would've made this championship a lot easier

landonorris: HUH?

yourusername: please refer to my previous comment about standards

charles_leclerc: hehehehehe

landonorris: HUH???

charles_leclerc

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tagged: yourusername

charles_leclerc: grazie mille tifosi !! this is for you and all of your support. i'm glad my family and my love were here to see this win as well. fernando, bring your sword, i'll fight for your daughter's hand.

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user29: i love this family and i've known them a week

user30: fernando might have to go through me as well at this point

yourusername: i love you so much and you have deserved this and more for so so long xx

charles_leclerc: i couldn't do it without you (and our weird little grid family)

yourusername: you're my favourite person in the world and i just love to see you happy

charles_leclerc: you make me the happiest man in the world

yourusername: i love you

charles_leclerc: i love you too

user31: as cute as all this is ^^ where is this duel

user32: can someone PLEASE STREAM IT !!!!! I WILL PAY

user33: I NEED IT I NEED IT

fernandoalo_oficial: come outside

lancestroll: he spent all of the debrief sharpening the sword btw

charles_leclerc: i'm ready girlypop

fernandoalo_oficial: GIRLYPOP ???

yourusername: PEACE AND LOVE BOZO

maxverstappen1: can we get this show on the road please?

lewishamilton: charles please hurry up i've got some serious cash on this tussle

yourusername: how much we talking?

charles_leclerc: i might die and you're checking the wager?

yourusername: because i have faith in you !!!!

yourusername

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yourusername: he's alive and he's a winner! the king of monza can do what he wants

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user35: prince of monaco? king of monza? bro is collecting titles

yourusername: my husband next 🤞🏻

charles_leclerc: bet

user36: is ANYONE GOING TO TELL US WHAT HAPPENED IN THE DUEL

georgerussell63: it was extremely unprofessional and there will be an extensive powerpoint covering how this won't happen again

fernandoalo_oficial: i'll fight you next time george

user37: don't go off TOPIC

charles_leclerc: i out strategised him lol

oscarpiastri: what he means is that he surprised fernando from behind and wouldn't stop hugging him until he agreed that he wouldn't skewer him like a kebab

charles_leclerc: and it worked! now look he's on my boat giving me his blessing

user38: you're telling me charles hugged his way out of the conflict?

user39: perhaps the most babygirl he's ever been

user40: we need the pictures SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL

fernandoalo_oficial: fine, i guess he's okay. i'm not calling him the king of monza though

yourusername: i knew you'd come around

fernandoalo_oficial: i love my daughter SORRY

yourusername: don't lie to me you only calmed down and accepted it because i called in the reinforcements

user41: i'm crying she called babysitters for her dad

yourusername: jenson and mark, idk how you deal with him

jensonbutton: the stress of him and his antics keep me skinny

aussiegrit: i think we're all trauma bonded

charles_leclerc: i'll be the king of monza, if you'll be my queen

charles_leclerc: and i will continue to do what i want

yourusername: i'll be your queen anywhere you want

yourusername: and if doing what you want includes fighting my dad... let's turn it down a lil

charles_leclerc: for you, i'll do anything

fin.

note: here yall go - this was in my drafts half done from monza weekend but life got crazy

[checkeredflagggs]

A Bet is a Bet

pairing: lando norris x reader

summary: Lando didn’t know a bet would lead him to her, y/n didn’t know that accepting his proposal would lead to forever

a/n:it’s always fun to write Lando because I kinda really like to gently bully him 😂

a/n: one day I’ll write a Lando piece that doesn’t absolutely get away from me but today is apparently not that day

Masterlist | Taglist

f1gossip

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f1gossip: Following Max’s Championship win and George’s race win, several drivers were spotted out partying in Las Vegas’ prolific club scene! Additionally, eagle eyes have spotted a despondent Lando drinking as his championship hopes were dashed tonight.

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user1: not the gossip page absolutely dragging Lando 😬😬😬

user2: don’t really blame Lando for being a little sad — unlikely as it was he’d win, there was a slight chance

↳user3: especially with how god awful redbull’s car has been this year…

user4: loving the contrast of George and Max drinking their hearts out to celebrate and Lando drinking to forget

↳user5: that’s so cruel

↳user4: true though

user6: ok so i think im at the same club as them and im pretty sure i just saw lando hugging a crying women??

↳user7: what??

↳user6: idk man im just a casual fan (shout out to Charles for being so pretty — saw an edit of him and fell in love)

↳user6: but i saw someone who looked like lando? Comforting someone who was sobbing their heart out

↳user7: I’m so confused and I need to know what happens next

user8: 🤬🤬 fuck

↳user9: what??

↳user8: I just got pushed down by a couple rushing by me!

↳user10: well fuck them I guess?

↳user8: I think that’s what they’re gonna do, yes.

Private Messages, Max F. and Lando

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Private Messages, Lando and ???

landonorris has posted a story, yn_user has posted a story

[🍾🍾][💍💍]

maxfewtrell replied WHAT ARE YOU DOING

maxfewtrell replied I SPECIFICALLY SAID DONT GET ACTUALLY MARRIED

maxfewtrell replied OH MY GOD ANSWER YOUR STUPID PHONE

user11 replied did you get married

user12 replied the Vegas curse strikes again!

oscarpiastri replied please tell me this is just an aesthetic photo

↳oscarpiastri please I can’t be responsible for reporting this back to Zak and Stella

alex_albon replied oh my god thanks man! I had money on you being the one to get drunk married in Vegas

yourbff replied what the fuck girl??

yourbff replied did you get married last night?

↳yn_user …I think I did

↳yn_user my god my head

↳yourbff drinks! Stat

↳yn_user only if drinks stands for coffee

↳yn_user and make it a double — my husband (???)(!!!) wants one too

Private Messages, Max F. and Lando

landonorris

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landonorris: thanks Vegas! This year was so much more fun than last year! Can’t wait to see what next year brings

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user13: MARRIED??

user14: omg god he’s actually married 😭😭

user15: what kind of delulu manifesting brought this on???

↳user16: right?? I need some of it in my life

↳user17: a big old healthy dose of it

maxfewtrell: Next year better be the calmest year yet

↳yn_user: where’s the fun in that? liked by landonorris, maxverstappen1

↳maxfewtrell: my heart rate would appreciate it more

maxverstappen1: well I guess congratulations are in order?

↳landonorris: thanks man!

georgerussell63: You got married??

↳landonorris: I did! She’s great — you’re gonna love her

↳georgerussell63: Really?

↳maxfewtrell: she spent the first 10 minutes (hungover) after meeting me bullying me about my accent, my clothing, the way I walked, and how I took my coffee liked by yn_user, landonorris

↳georgerussell63: Oh dear

↳maxverstappen1: oh I’m gonna love her. she coming to Qatar?

↳landonorris: that’s the plan!

↳maxverstappen1: fly out with me

cisca_norris: oh man I’m telling mom!

↳landonorris: No! Wait!

↳cisca_norris: too late!

Private Messages, Lando and his Parents

Private Messages, y/n and yourbff

yn_user

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yn_user: got drunk, got married, flew to Qatar to watch him drive!

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yourbff: send me some of that luck please

↳yn_user: certainly!

↳yourbff: only the good stuff though — you keep your bad luck to yourself

landonorris: thanks for coming out to see that I’m more than an uber driver

↳maxfewtrell: she did not

↳yn_user: oh I absolutely did! But now I see it’s more like European NASCAR

↳landonorris: I’ve changed my mind. Please leave

↳yn_user: too late! I’ve already burned the certificate — no returns

oscarpiastri: nice to meet you 👍🏻

↳yn_user: you too! I’m rooting for you!

↳landonorris: what???

↳yn_user: you told me to pick a favorite driver!

↳landonorris: I told you to come watch your favorite driver! Me!

↳yn_user: but he’s Australian! Like Steve Irwin!

↳landonorris: …that’s not how you pick a favorite driver!

↳oscarpiastri: stop being mean to my fans!

↳yn_user: landonorris if you say so I guess…

↳yn_user: then I’ll pick max cause he’s got lovely cats and was kind enough to fly us out!

↳maxverstappen1: great to have another fan!

↳landonorris: nO!

user18: I’ve had her for a day but if anything happens to her I’ll everyone else then myself

↳user20: big mood

↳yn_user: I say this with sincerity — please seek help 🙏

f1gossip

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f1gossip: we finally have some answers on Lando’s unexpected marriage!

“What does it mean? What? That we got married last weekend? Well it means we got drunk and got married but ya know during break, yeah during break we’re already planning getting divorced but just didn’t have the time beforehand. So that’s something that’s gonna be happening soon.���

So it seems like this is just a typical Vegas marriage story after all!

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user21: im sorry but thats so funny??

↳user22: right?

↳user23: i didn’t think this was something that happened in real life??

↳user24: same

user25: i love how he phrased it though

↳user26: it’s just…Lando. Like of course you got drunk married and is just joking about it now

↳user27: I mean there's not much else he can do until they can get divorced?

yn_user

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yn_user: what a fun way to end the year! Congrats hubby — what a win!

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user28: I swear she was more excited for Lando’s win then he was 😂

↳user29: the way she was clinging to Lando’s mom like the entire race though 🤣🤣

landonorris: thanks for coming! And cheering for the correct driver this time around

↳maxverstappen1: she didn’t have redbull merch on?

↳landonorris: nah that’s been banned from this household liked by yn_user

user30: ok but I need her makeup brands? Cause that shit didn’t budge a bit

↳yn_user: I’ll dm you!

↳user30: thank you queen 🙏

yourbff: glad to know you’re having fun when you abandoned me…

↳yn_user: dw we’re on the way back so we can start the divorce paperwork

↳yourbff: good i need my bff back

↳landonorris: still my girl!

↳yourbff: I’ll fight you for her 🥊

Private Messages, Max and Lando

Text — we decided that we wanted to stay married because we actually like each other and want to see where this goes

landonorris

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landonorris: honeymoon time!

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user31: i thought it was divorce time?

↳user32: ok but like what happened?

↳user31: im guessing they actually fell in love

↳user32: if that’s true, that’s so cute

oscarpiastri: I don’t think that was the plan?

↳landonorris: there’s no plans when your in love

↳yn_user: that’s so sappy

↳landonorris: only for you!

↳oscarpiastri: on my comment thread? Really?

user33: ok which one of us is gonna turn this into the romcom it desperately needs to be?

↳user34: I volunteer as tribute

maxfewtrell: Lando answer your phone!

↳landonorris: sorry I’m on vacation! No service!

↳maxfewtrell: Lando! liked by yn_user

yourbff: stop stealing my best friend!

↳landonorris: she’s my wife!

↳yourbff: she was mine first!

f1gossip

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f1gossip: catching up with lando again, we got the gossip on the abrupt change of heart regarding his Vegas wife!

“Yeah we just, you know we talked about it and how we felt and we know it’s kinda crazy — actually really crazy but you know we just felt like this was it? Like I just know that loving her is gonna be the easiest thing I’m ever gonna do. So yeah we got to Vegas and got a lawyer to help start the divorce and as we were talking about it we realized that we didn’t actually want to separate. So we’re still together and I want it to stay that way, forever. Like she’s gonna be it for me.”

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user35: holy shit he is in LOVE love

user36: “I just know loving her is gonna be the easiest thing I’ve ever done” like could someone run me over? Cause I feel like that would hurt less

↳user37: that’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever read!

↳user38: I’m loving this Lando — he’s glowing!

user39: “we’re still together and I want it to stay that way, forever” like oh my god he’s so in love he’s writing poetry

user40: I want this kind of fucking love

user41: he’s writing poetry for her and i can’t even get one to text me back 😭

landonorris

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landonorris: the top step is made even better with my lucky charm here with me! Thank you yn_user for your love and support 🧡

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yourbff: now you’re just mocking me

↳landonorris: yup!

yn_user: love you too you muppet…even if you aren’t an uber driver…

↳landonorris: I guess that’s better than a nascar driver…

↳yn_user: well I checked and Chris Bell is taken so…

↳landonorris: 😑😑😑

maxfewtrell: great race man!

↳landonorris: thanks for being there!

↳maxfewtrell: gladly! I’ll be there for any of them but Vegas. Cause I’m not going there again

↳yn_user: scared of a little city?

↳maxfewtrell: yes.

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my real reaction | charles leclerc x fem! sturniolo! reader !

summary; when the sister of the famous sturnilo quadruplets gets exposed for dating the golden boy of the grid sends the internet into chaos

fc; lani pliopa

warnings; age gap ( 6 yrs ), hate comments

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minkyungseokie @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote

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yourusername; my real reaction to being stalked and having my relationship exposed

charles_leclerc: ahhh chérie you’re too funny 😂

yourusername: some may say i am the funniest quadruplet tysm my love 😁🥰

nicolassturniolo: HOLD YOUR HORSES MISSY yourusername

username: i love her sm

username: she’s so😭😭

christophersturniolo: y/n come home NEOWWWWWWW🤬

yourusername: no i’m warm in bed w my boyf in monaco 😇😇

matthew.sturniolo: SO THATS WHY U KEPT GOING TO MONACO??? 😟😟

nicolassturniolo: group meeting NOW. aSAP

username: did THEY NOT KNOW???

yourusername: if they did , you all would’ve found out within 1 hr of me telling them 🥸🥸

username: LMAOO

username: girl……

username: tbh she doesn’t seem like a good fit for charles, all of his gf’s have been models and she’s just an influencer😭

username: i thought the same thinggg, all she does is eat in her car and say stupid shit w her brothers 💀💀

username: she’s so unserious wtf

username: she’s so unprofessional why tf is charles dating someone like her

username: i know! i assumed he’d be w someone private and a model! not someone like y/n😭😭

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charles_leclerc: my one and only love. the only woman who truly makes me happy and frankly, if you all were truly my fans then you’d be happy that i found the best woman in this universe. she never fails to leave me in tears from laughter. she never fails to make my heart flutter from a simple kiss on the cheek. she’s my whole world. je t'aime, chérie❤️❤️

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: chaaaaaa☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

yourusername: i love uuuuuuu soooooooo much☹️💓💓💓💓 ur the best man itw , i couldn’t have asked for a better boyfriend !!!!

charles_leclerc: i love u alwayssss❤️

nicolassturniolo: best man….. u shared a womb w 3 i’d say we’re wayyyyt cooler

yourusername: charles_leclerc don’t mind nick, he’s just annoyed i didn’t tell them earlier abt u

matthew.sturniolo: yes i am annoyed too u fake bitch yourusername

christophersturniolo: WE’RE ALL ANNOYED😒😒😒

username: I LOVE THE STURNIOLO QUADRUPLETS DYNAMIC😭😭😭

yourusername: my real reaction when cha posted this : 🥺🥹😭 liked by charles_leclerc !

yourbestfriend: can confirm i was there she cries

username: get u a man who will defend u like charles liked by charles_leclerc and yourusername !

username: she’s scute everyone is just bitter 😕

username: y’all don’t get her like i do💯💯💯

username: besides, y/n is an ADULT, she’s probably more mature than her brothers who cares if she’s 6 yrs younger !!!!

yourusername: so true tysm bestie i am more mature than my brothers 😁😁

matthew.sturniolo: oh you bitch😒

yourusername: matthew.sturniolo keep talking or else u won’t get paddock tickets😒

username: y/n has always been HER💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

username: you can never make me hate them ‼️

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha’s Birthday Surprise

Jaune: …just a little further…!

Pyrrha: *blindfolded* Beloved, you said the same thing about ten times since you blindfolded me. Are you certain we’re almost there…?

Jaune: *whips off Pyrrha’s blindfold* Happy birthday, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: *blinking and looking around at expensive premium hockey stadium seating* …wait…you didn’t…?!? 😲

Jaune: *beaming* I got us private box tickets to see the Argus Raptors play the Atlas Wolves in the final game of the championship! 😁

Hockey Fan!Pyrrha: *covering her mouth with her hands* Oh, my goodness!!!! These tickets cost more than every sponsorship I’ve ever had combined and they’ve been sold out for MONTHS!!! How did you get them?! 🥹

Jaune: Well…you might say I called in a favor from a friend…! 😉

Several weeks earlier…

Jaune: *waiting in an alley* Did you get them?

Neo: *holds up two stolen expensive hockey tickets* 😒

Jaune: Awesome! And as promised, here’s the flash drive with all the pictures of me kicking your butt in the Ever-After! 😁

Neo: *signing* You were fighting that stupid cat controlling my body and you know it! 🤬

Jaune: Yeah, but the rest of the world won’t know that! Pleasure doing business with you! 😉

Neo: *snatches flash drive and stomps away while giving Jaune the finger over her shoulder* 😡

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Pyrrha: *pulling on her Argus Raptors fan jersey* Oh, Jaune! This is the most amazing birthday surprise…! 🥰

Pyrrha: Come here for a moment! We have a little bit before puck drop…! 😘

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Yang: *watching the hockey game on tv*

Yang: Blake, look! Jaune and Pyrrha are on the tv!! 😲

Pyrrha: *wearing an Argus fan jersey and screaming in incoherent sports fan* 🏒 😆

Jaune: *hair tousled and covered in red lipstick marks* 💋 🥴 💕

[lovemomhatepolice]

hi ibiza - lando norris [serie]

navigation taglist requests

pairing: lando norris x fem! reader

warnings: not everything that is here is true, alcohol, 2022 Lando, Lando's photos are from different periods and places, THIS BELONGS TO THE RELATIONSHIP SERIES - BUT IT CAN BE READ COMPLETELY SEPARATELY, a bit recognizable!reader, mention of Amy and Lucia - the main character's cousins, English is my second language!

belonging: lando norris relationship serie

summary: the Ibiza vacation took a different turn, but it's time to post some photos

more content: formula 1 masterlist, lando norris first meeting

[7th june 2022]

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↳ yourmomsusername replied to the story: beautiful! have fun my pretty girls send love momma! ♥♥♥ yourusername: thank you! it will be safe ;) perhaps yourmomsusername: [Y.N]! yourusername: just joking mom, love you ♥

↳ pietra.pilao replied to the story: ❤️

↳ tatipilao replied to the story: have fun! happy birthday! yourusername: thank you so much ♥

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↳ user823482 replied to the story: LANDO PLEASE MARRY ME 😘😘

↳ user12315 replied to the story: WHERE'S LUISA?????

↳ carlossainz55 replied to the story: you don't look like this bird you look like you're gonna crash 😅 landonorris: let me be a dreamer 🤬🤬🤬 carlossainz55: never come back, work is waiting you muppet message liked by landonorris

↳ adam_norris_pure_electric replied to the story: Mom said it's not safe. landonorris: i'm f1 driver, chill 😉 adam_norris_pure_electric: She's definitely not chill. But have fun boys :D landonorris: thanks dad ♥

↳ cisca_wauman replied to the story: LANDO NORRIS IT'S NOT SAFE! landonorris: hi mom :D that was fake, i am safe, believe me i love you so much ❤️ cisca_wauman: Just don't break yourself, please :) Tell the same to Oliver. I love you boys ♥♥♥

↳ landofan1 replied to the story: OMG YOUR BACK LOOK AMAZING smash me 💓🩵💓💞💞🧡❤️‍🔥🧡❤️‍🔥💞❤️

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↳ tatipilao replied to the story: Por favor, tenha cuidado (Please be careful) pietra.pilao: Estaremos! Eu te amo (We will! I love you)

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↳ alisaaavra replied to the story: I wish I was there with you! :( pietra.pilao: next time baby, i hope so :(

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[8th june 2022]

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↳ user975 replied to the story: LANDO WHAT'S WRONG AHAHAH

↳ user123143 replied to the story: oh no our baby's so wasted

↳ landoswife replied to the story: HOW HOT HE LOOKS

↳ adam_norris_pure_electric replied to the story: Jesus, my son. maxfewtrell: i got him undewr coentol, Mister Norris adam_norris_pure_electric: Oh, I see 😂😂😂🤣🤣

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↳ user716r replied to the story: can't wait!! 🔥🔥

↳ user716r replied to the story: Will Lando be with you? Will Lando be with you? Will Lando be with you?

↳ maxverstappen1 replied to the story: Can't wait to see you bro ;) message liked by martingarrix

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f1gossip just posted

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f1gossip: 08.06.2022; Lando Norris seen at the Hi Ibiza club, where he is accompanied by DJ Martin Garrix, former driver Max Fewtrell, brother Oliver Norris and other close friends. Lando seems to be having a great time, and his girlfriend Luisinha Oliveira (Portuguese model) is not around - we can conclude from this that the relationship published by the ex-couple turned out to be true and they do not intend to get back together. Norris is having a great time drunk behind the DJ booth, inviting people from the club to join him.

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user7828: he's not drunk, stop sharing lies

user71624: his friend Max Fewtrell seen near the little influencer from Portugal - Pietra Pilao! Some time ago, their connection was supposed when they were seen exchanging likes on Instagram

landoswife444: LOOK AT HOW HE'S HAPPY

leclercleclerc: it was obvious that the girl would eventually leave him. he is too childish ➝ username123: look at your charles :)

landos99: oh he's so drunk but he's also so cute ♥

papayasgirl14: don't write anything about Luisa, give them privacy ❤️

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↳ arthur1995 replied to the story: Oh, so this is where you disappeared? ;) yoursfriendusername: Yeah, let's meet later

↳ ilovemargharitas replied to the story: HOW DID YOU GET THERE I AM LOST HELP 🤬🤬🤬🤬 yoursfriendusername: Tell the security that Martin allows it and they will let you in from the side to the DJ booth. ilovemargharitas: OKAY I TRUST YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️

↳ yourmomsusername replied to the story: Oh my god, how did my daughter end up in the DJ booth? 🧐 yoursfriendusername: LONG STORY, WE'LL TELL YOU IN THE MORNING, WE LOVE YOU! WE FOUND A BOYFRIEND FOR [Y.N] message liked by yourmomsusername

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↳ cisca_wauman replied to the story: MY PRETTY SON! HAVE FUN landonorris: i love you mom ♥ having time of my life

↳ danielricciardo replied to the story: LANDOOOOOOO, YOU'RE DRUNK??? landonorris: little bit 😝 danielricciardo: good job, im proud of you. have fun mate

↳ maxverstappen1 replied to the story: See all of you tommorow ✊🏻 message liked by landonorris

↳ user8174 replied to the story: soooo pretty ♥♥

↳ landogirl81y66 replied to the story: How long are you staying in Ibiza?

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[09.06.2022]

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yourusername: happy birthday to me 🤍

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pietra.pilao: IM GONNA KILL YOU 🤬 [comment liked by the author] ➝ yourusername: no, you're not😝😝😝

username182726: BEAUTIFUL!! 💓

username162: happy birthday [Y.N]!! ❣️

ilovemargharitas: hey, I wasn't there when you took this photo 🧐🧐 ➝ pietra.pilao: and we still don't know where you were [comment liked by the author]

landosgirl145: THIS IS THE GIRL THAT LANDO TOOK TO BE A DJ

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maxfewtrell sent pietra.pilao story to landonorris

↳ landonorris replied: ? maxfewtrell: are you stupid or what landonorris: why are you sending me this and why aren't you sleeping? it's 5 am and you're drunk maxfewtrell: I found your girl from the club landonorris: well, i already found her 😚 or she found me? doesn't matter maxfewtrell: and? invite her to Ushuaia landonorris: I won't do your dirty work because you're afraid to ask Pietra out. by the way, I'm not looking for a girlfriend. I'm fresh out of a breakup maxfewtrell: Okay Mr. Grumpy, I wanted to help you. Fuck you. landonorris: okay, goodnight

maxfewtrell: And for your information, they will be in Ushuaia tomorrow landonorris: THEY WILL BE? maxfewtrell: fuck off, i hate you

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pietra.pilao: georgeous georgeous!! 🥰

yourusername: such a funny place [comment liked by the author, pietra.pilao, tombale46, maxfewtrell]

tombale46: my back looks good

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maxfewtrell: Ibiza, you are great with great people

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pietra.pilao: so true!! 🥰 [comment liked by the author]

landonorris: why do you have a Brazilian flag???????? ➝ maxfewtrell: to be honest, i still hate you [comment liked by landonorris]

landosfan15r53: LOVE YOU HAVE SO MUCH FUN

user9375t326: max's not single now?? ➝ landonorris: no ➝ maxfewtrell: shut your mouth for a minute

martingarrix: so much fun with you, bro! 😎 [comment liked by the author]

cisca_wauman: My pretty boys! 😘😘 [comment liked by the author]

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olivernorris1: Wonderful time with wonderful people :D

savnorris: great time ♥ [comment liked by the author]

adam_norris_pure_electric: Nice sons! [comment liked by the author]

landonorris: nice one oli

user1874: lando's glowing!!!!

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↳ savnorris replied to the story: ♥

↳ yoursmomusername replied to the story: My pretty daughter!! But why are you so naked? 😳😳 yourusername: mom it's swim suit! yoursmomusername: Just joking ahahahah Your friend wrote me that she found you a boyfriend. Some Spanish guy????? yourusername: WHAT

↳ landonorris liked the story ↳ landonorris replied to the story: on bike after such an party? I applaud you for not having a hangover yourusername: ahahah, of course not, old photo but I appreciate landonorris: Oh, I already thought that such an enduring one without a hangover. from party to even bigger party yourusername: unfortunately I don't have such superpowers 😭 are you going to Ushuaia today? I saw that Martin is DJ landonorris: yup we are going, but somehow later, how about you? yourusername: i'll tell the same landonorris: cool, in that case see you 😉 message liked by yourusername

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lando.jpg just posted

liked by: adam_norris_pure_electric, landonorris, savnorris and others lando.jpg: get lost in ibiza (and djing, maybe new career?)

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landonorris: yes lando, keep working! 😁😁 ➝ maxfewtrell: bro wtf ➝ adam_norris_pure_electric: Did the sun overheat him? ➝ maxfewtrell: i'm sure 100%

mclaren: We look forward to seeing you! 🧡

maxfewtrell: maybe no

flonorris1: next time you take me and Cisca with you ➝ lando.jpg: sure sis

ynsplayground: go for it [comment liked by author]

landosmclaren: DO IT!!! YOURE SO HOT WHEN YOU'RE DJ

carlossainz55: It's been a long time since you posted anything here, cabron ➝ lando.jpg: high time ➝ lando.jpg: next one will be about you

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[10.06.2022]

ppprivado just posted

liked by: bob4, ynsplayground, imnotthatshort and others ppprivado: não bebe mais

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ynsplayground: bullshit

ilovemargharitas: ME TOO [comment liked by author]

bob4: When are you going to visit Max, he misses you already? ➝ imnotthatshort: you idiot ➝ imnotthatshort: please block him

ynsplayground: what's wrong with me on the second photo tf

tomprivate: lando's right, Max misses you so much ➝ imnotthatshort: please block him too

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ynsplayground: believe me mum, we've been good

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amyprivate: I think I burned my palate ➝ ynsplayground: no wonder, you almost swallowed it ➝ amyprivate: detail

ppprivado: you look nice when you sleep ➝ ynsplayground: thanks, i guess?? ➝ ppprivado: it's such an compliment

bob4: YOU HAD FLARES AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING FOR 2 DAYS ➝ ynsplayground: for your sake ➝ bob4: we were friends for two days, we are no longer ➝ ynsplayground: ey

ilovemargharitas: Too little of me in this photodump. I rate this content at 2

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landonorris: Nothing better then a day with friends. First time trying wakeboarding

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maxfewtrell: And never again

tombale46: I thought at least in the pictures I wouldn't be frightened haha

landinho12: good for you! i hope you have fun

carlosainz55: good that you're alive ➝ landonorris: what ➝ carlossainz55: what? it would be bad if you were dead ➝ landonorris: if I were not alive, I would be dead ➝ carlossainz55: good we understand eachother [comment liked by the author]

quadrant: Come back! We're missing you

user245: Lando, don’t forget you have a job in like two days 😭

user1352: If Lando’s happy, I’m happy 🧡

A/N: please do not copy and translate my works! in case of any issues related to this - I invite you to discuss privately :)

God, this is the second time I've done something like this - it came out terribly long, but I hope it's ok haha to see the whole thing I invite you to go to the first chapter!

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All New part 3

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Part 1

Part 2

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A/n: sorry for the wait, and I hope everyone has had a amazing Thanksgiving (if you celebrate)

This is a longer chapter to make up for the wait

Please reblog, like, comment

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Text messages

You

Heyyyy

I had a really good time tonight

Would love to go out again

But like only if you want to

Drew

I would want nothing more

You looked beautiful tonight

You

Awww thank youuuu

You clean up nice

Drew

You got me blushing

Can't wait to see you again

Text messages with Mads

You

MADELINEEEE

The night was perfect and so is he

Mads

Awwww that's so sweet

My two favs are going to fall in loveee

You

Don't jinx it

I'm just scared about going out

I don't want any drama bc most of my fans are really defensive of tom

And like if I move on fast, people are going to be pissed

Mads

I know you love being chronically online

But you have healed and like the people in your life knows what Tom did to you

You deserve to be happy and not fearful of the public

You

True

I'm still going to try to keep drew and I private especially since this was only a first date

Okay I gtg but ilyyyyy

Mads

Love you more

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A couple days later

Instagram

tomblyth

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tomblyth loml

12k comments

User1 well this is certainly a development !

User2 they way I thought I had a chance after the y/n breakup 😔

User3 I just know y/n's gc is going crazy

hole4drewstarkey

Liked by yourinstagram, drewstarkey, and 5,279 other users

hole4drewstarkey drew was asked on the Jimmy Kimmel show if he was open to dating and he blushed and answered definitely WHO IS THE GJRL DREWWWW WHO IS SHEE AND WHY NOT MEEEEEEEEE PLEASEES PLEAK

159 comments

User1 it's me, sorry guys

>user2 me when I'm manifesting

User2 DREW LIKED

>user3 so did y/n.... hmmm

User4 he is so sexyyyy

Instagram DM's

Yourinstagram sent hole4drewstarkey's post

Hmmm open to dating...

Good to know

drewstarkey

Yeah went on a date with a really cool girl last week

Yourinstagram

Lucky girl

drewstarkey

Hold up I just saw the user name and im dying

HOLE4DREWSTARKEY???? killer name

Yourinstagram

I love fan accounts

I started following this one #number1drewstarkeyfan

drewstarkey

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drewstarkey missing new york

9k comments

hole4drewstarkey who is behind the camera drew 🤬

>drewstarkey it's a secret

>hole4drewstarkey WTF YOU REPLIED

User1 I'm obsessed with the jacket

User2 thats bae

Madelinecline new york seems to be very popular...

Yourinstagram his favorite drink is a shirley temple btw

>drewstarkey this is confidential information and how dare you release it

Sabrinacarpenter

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sabrinacarpenter the girls are scheming @/yourinstagram

27k comments

Yourinstagram it's killing me to keep this a secret

User1 WHAT IS ITTT5

User2 these queens

Madelinecline the fur coats? I'm obsessed

Yourinstagram

Liked by 973,992 users

Yourinstagram in the city

8k comments

Madelinecline hmmm the fourth pic...

>user1 I feel like Madeline knows things we dont...

User1 the guy in the back of the fourth pic

User2 she's so hot omlllll

Sabrinacarpenter can we try some freaky positions

>yourinstagram how do you feel about wheelbarrow

>sabrinacarpenter yessss 😫

Drewstarkey fire caption

>yourinstagram a genius came up with it

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Boy X - INSTA AU (4)

Lando Norris X Artist!Reader

Summary: In which a famous singer has the idea to collaborate with Formula one, crossing paths with someone else in the process...

Warning(s): None :)

next part >>>>

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yourusername Two Hands out at midnight hehe, surprise shawtiessss 🧡 🏁 🏎️💨

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user7 AHHHHH I KNEW ITTTT

user9 LANDO COLLAB??????????!!

user1 OH CHAT THIS IS GONNA BE TEAAAAA 😚😚

ynupdates SHE IS COOKING Y'ALLLL😛

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ynupdates ARE WE GETTING A LANDO COLLAB THO LIKE WTF

user3 I just knowwww McLaren is gonna be making an appearance I FEEL IT

yourbff SO GOOOOOD

yourbff Can't wait to scream this at midnight fr 🤧

yourbff SO PROUD OF YOU HONEY🥺😭💕❤️❤️

yourusername THANKS BABYYYYY🥹🩵🩵🩵😘

oscarpiatri Rocking the orange I see!!!

yourusername I guess it suits me well!

charlesleclerc I think red would be better hmmm 🤔

yourusername Hmmmm 👀

lando So good so so good 🤩🤩

lando Congrats pretty girl ☺️

yourusername 😋

user5 STOP IT RN PLEASE JUST ADMIT Y'ALL ARE DATINGGGG

yourusername just posted on their story!

yourusername : come join the twitch! have a few special guests playing along today ;)

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yourusername Proved why I'm a better gaming partner with maxfewtrell

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maxfewtrell The fact he was still in denial afterwards is insane work lmfao

yourbff He doesn't want to admit it because he fears he's being replaced ok

lando Y'ALL ARE CHEATERS

yourusername I wouldn't call having a thermal sniper cheating sir

lando I SHOULD'VE FOUND IT FIRST

maxfewtrell just admit you suck

lando I refuse!!!😡😡😡😡

yourusername I'll be your partner next time 😇

lando I suck

maxfewtrell WTF?? 🤬

user9 ohhh this mans is WHIPPED already lol

user7 SHHHHH y'all my fave show is on!

user1 Ok but why did Lando have to flick us off in the stream?? 😭

yourusername I know shame on him!!

maxfewtrell #cancellando

yourbff #cancellando

lando I am never playing with any of you again

yourusername Such a sore loser

lando 😔

Lando just posted on their story!

Lando : In case anyone at yourusername ‘s event was wondering who was messing with the controls…. payback for twitch the other night lol🫡

yourusername I am never giving you backstage passes again

TMZ just made a post!

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tmz Looks like things are heating up between famous artist, Y/N L/N, and famous Formula 1 racer, Lando Norris, after multiple speculations have been made between the two's social media posts. Even though neither have confirmed or denied if they're dating, LOTS of evidence proves that the two may very well be seeing one another behind closed doors.

Read more in the link in our bio!!

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user1 Ok but if it is let's not push them to come forward about it, they're both pretty private

user9 It's not really being private if they're commenting and posting one another in each other's instas??

user1 They post all of their friends on their instas?? What would make them any different?? They could be best friends for all we know

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A Little 'Act II' SMAU ft. a little 'Ours' crossover

Jude Bellingham x Reader SMAU | Following the 'Act II' fic

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📍Madrid | [🎶Mamacita - Travis Scott🎶]

liked by Y/N.xx and others WhitneySmith Silence louder than ever 🤫 view all 405 comments…

Winnie.Baby1 Eating the girls up per usual 👏👏👏 User45 Nah cause how many flights you been on this month 😭 Ma7ell Went to Madrid and forgot me… fake sister. ↳Jobebellingham they’re all fake out here bro 🤝 Y/N.xx i’m not crying because I miss you already that’s just the wine 😭😭😭 ↳WhitneySmith i miss you i miss you i miss you User09 Something about this feels… curated? like I’m watching a movie. wtf? This is your life? User34 Wait… Wait… WAIT!?! Are Jude and Y/N together rn?!? Trentarnold66 Baby… Airing our texts is… not it 🙄 ↳Judebellingham Bro, we’ve known you’re a simp. Just embrace your truth ↳User58 No! @/Judebellingham you embrace your truth! Just tell us your dating her 😠 User982 Nahhh the way they’re both BAD 😭😭😭 how are we supposed to compete with this? User87 Is it me or does Trent never repost her?? ↳User30 It’s always the loudest love that’s trying to prove a point ↳User45 Meanwhile Whitney yelling in bold and italics 💀 ↳User31 No, this is real love, not the PR kind unlike others 👀 TobyBishay I fear the private jet is the new Uber XL Judebellingham No photo creds? Rude. ↳User909 Erm…??? Does this mean the war is over? User12 Detective mode: photo 8 = Y/N in Madrid with Whitney i.e. Jude. I fear we’ve been caught lacking. Maman103 You look stunning, comme toujours ❤️ User111 can you relax 😩 some of us are trying to stay emotionally stable in public

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📍Madrid | [🎶Flocky Flocky - Don Toliver🎶]

liked by trentarnold66 and others Judebellingham ​Blessings 🎰 view all 3,012 comments…

User45 What does this meannnn?!? Are you with her?!? Tell me 🤬 User76 He’s in love. I don't even need confirmation I SEE IT. ↳User899 Unfortunately, I think I'm in love with her too User71 Don’t act shy now, drop the hard launch next 👀 User13 Let me go cry real quick 🧍‍♀️ Trentarnold66 On repeat bro 🔁 ↳User09 Can you lot be proper rivals ffs I have money on these matches. Thnx lads. ↳Judebellingham Bet. User09 One photo dump and I lost my imaginary man. This is SICK User76 I fear this man is in love and hiding it from the world User909 Just say you love her bro it’s okay 🫠 User177 Cama, what do you knowwww?!?! ↳Camavinga No sé 🤐 User62 It’s a soft launch scavenger hunt and I’m thriving. User788 Who are the girls in the car… I need to know IMMMEDIATELY. User125 Please just be friends. Please just be friends. Please just be friends. ↳TobyBishay We’re just friends promise xx ↳User00 Not you 😭😭😭 User34 Can’t even post her properly, coward 😒 Winnie.Baby1 Obsessed. like, unhealthily but maybe an invite next time would be nice xx User28 When did Jude become the man that makes us all single in spirit? User199 y’all… this is it. We’ve arrived at the soft launch. User85 Some things aren’t meant to be hidden forever and I fear Madrid’s making that clear. User250 Tbf whoever it is has amazing taste

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📍Madrid | [🎶Top Floor - Gunna🎶]

liked by Judebellingham and others Trentarnold66 Moments Sky won’t put in my highlight reel, but should 💃  view all 2,391 comments…

User99 Now this is the real kind of love. Someone *cough-cough* should take notes 👀 User834 Does @/Skysports even have a TAA highlight reel? LOL ↳Skysports We have one, we'll add these if he’d like ↳Trentarnold66 🤝 User00 The way you’re holding her hand 🥲 Judebellingham They only see the game. I remember the plane. ↳Y/N.xx you lot are so corny sometimes… User812 congrats to everyone witnessing Trent and Jude’s softest eras User81 Is this your version of a mixtape?? TobyBishay Not the finger flex 😭 We get it, you work out bro User000 This post has no business being this cinematic. Relax. User56 This is really nice, but can you accidentally post a pic of Y/N and Jude together next time? Thanks! Sincerely, everyone xx WhitneySmith Babbyyy 🫠🤤🫠🤤 ↳User81 honestly, same girl. User273 We get it, you were moody and in love in Madrid 🫠 User10 Ok and who approved you two being this pretty Winnie.Baby1 Every time you two post it’s just serotonin User22 just say you’re in love and go 😩

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[🎶Ferrari Horses - D Block Europe, Raye🎶]

liked by Judebellingham and others Y/N.xx Madrid was good to me ����🍒 view all 609 comments…

User99 So THIS is Mrs. Bellingham?? I’m crying in my bed rn. User834 We’re doing soft launch bingo now? User12 THIS ISN’T FAIR User72 Slide 4 is JUDE. Slide 7 is TRENT KISSING WHITNEY. So if I'm doing the maths correctly, you're on the double date with Jude right? 👀 Trentarnold66 Dinner 10/10 😮‍💨 ↳Y/N.xx Company 11/10 🤝 User811 I’m actually going through all five stages of grief in one comment section User00 Why did I think I had a chance with any of them. This is crazy. Winnie.Baby1 You’re both shit at hiding it btw 😇 User65 madrid loss is wild but THIS??? Unreal WhitneySmith 9 Made me gasp. Legs??? Coat??? UR HONOUR??? User16 GIRL STOP PLAYING IN OUR FACES User034 Bro she got him smiling on jets instead of training 😭😭 User78 I miss the old Jude. The focused jude. The ball-is-life Jude. Now he’s in slide 4 cheesin like a simp 💀 JudeBellingham good to you… or was it me 😉 ↳User033 Please stop breaking my heart with these mf winks User45 Photo taken in Paris i.e they went to France after the match confirmed ↳User91 And that 5th pic of her? WHO TOOK THAT??? Location Paris??? TobyBishay soft launched, hard exposed 💀💀💀 ↳Y/N.xx delete now… User2 I want this girl blocked from Jude’s phone rn. Respectfully. User700 The first lady of Madrid rn I don’t make the rules. User66 I’m literally nauseous I didn’t need to but I’ve zoomed into every pic ↳User8 Same. Not me overanalyzing every pixel User45 Why she always post like she’s trying to convince someone? User90 Baller bags the hot girl... story as old as time 😂

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📍New York City | [🎶Skeletons-Travis Scott🎶]

liked by trentarnold66 and others Winnie.Baby1 My people are finally home <3 view all 75 comments…

WhitneySmith Wherever with you. Always xx ↳Winnie.Baby1 K but I prefer when you’re here. Y/N.xx My sister fr 😭😭😭 ↳Winnie.Baby1 Stay forever pls. ↳JudeBellingham Eh, we’re gonna have to pass on that one Win User56 Why did I just stumble across TAA’s gf sister? ↳User56 Edit* Apparently Jude’s gf’s bestie too?? Help 🧍‍♀️ JudeBellingham Think @/carbone delivers to Madrid? 👀👀👀 ↳carbonefinefood @/judebellingham we’ll hook you up king 👑 ↳Y/N.xx Unbelievable 🙄 User899 Shoutout to the girlies with taste because to have footballers in your kitchen is one hell of a SNACK 😮‍💨 ↳Winnie.Baby1 Just friends xx TobyBishay Thanks for the invite. Cheer mate @/judebellingham User10 Imagine friend zoning Jude and Trent LOL ↳Winnie.Baby1 They’re literally like my brothers please 🤢 ↳JudeBellingham Emoji DOES feel a little rude 🤏 but that's fine.... WhitneySmith I’m also giggling at slide 2 of you and Jude ↳User222 Wait so is this the girl who dates Jude? I’m confused. ↳Winnie.Baby1 No! I’m not the one dating him! OMD! ↳User19 Okay then just spill the tea girl! ↳Winnie.Baby1 can’t even post in peace anymore with @/judebellingham huh? ↳JudeBellingham Soz.

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📍New York | [🎶Taste - Nemzzz, D Block-Europe🎶]

liked by trentarnold66 and others Y/N.xx Or Nowhere 🤍 view all 1,145 comments…

User89 I zoomed in and screamed tbh JobeBellingham this what we doing now? 👀 User20 ohhh we’re soft launching for real! User92 Girl I’d get back with him too 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Winnie.Baby1 She got expensive taste. 😤  She been serving face 😤  User50 Are the boys in slide 9 dating? ↳JobeBellingham We think so ↳JudeBellingahm @/jobebellingham🖕 User74 Oh he’s BURIED in the nape of her neck. omg. User010 She’s in her muse era and we’re just watching him fall for her more every post. User38 The Goyards? His Goyards? Him with his Goyards? Him in her bed with his Goyards? Louis98 Gonna have to say some prayers for Manhattan this week, hein? ↳Aurelientchm Au moins ils sont pas à Paris. User295 That bed got used. I know it. Maman103 Je ne sais jamais dans quelle ville tu es la plus belle User411 First you steal Jude and now you post this? You win. Hope you're happy 💔 User861 From Paris to NYC to his heart. We’ve lost the war ↳User47 Dragging this boy's heart all around the world fr. WhitneySmith Just two girls tagging along on their couples hol ↳User89 Wait I’M CRYINGGGG 😭 ↳Y/N.xx Genuinely. It gets to a point… ↳Trentarnold66 Alright… we’ll go without you next time 🤷 ↳ WhitneySmith Would be funny except you two would so... User111 Don’t think we didn’t clock every detail of those boys in the background 🕵️‍♀️ TobyBishay bro liked this in under a minute @/judebellingham stand up mate User20 I know he took that last slide and that's personally offensive to me. Judebellingham Yooo lads in slide 9 are lengggg 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 ↳Y/N.xx Blocking you ↳ WhitneySmith OMD Pls. 🙄

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[🎶Merci Beaucoup - Pop Smoke🎶]

liked by trentarnold66 and others JudeBellingham Clearest I’ve breathed in a while. view all 5,034 comments…

Trentarnold66 Uno cards 🤝 essentials User56 With NYC pollution? Sir, you’re either lying or you're in love. Camavinga Ah, l’amour à New York… très cinéma 😂😂😂 User100 R u tired? Why r u always sitting or laying down? ↳User78 The girls got him working in that bedroom lol. User00 The green goyard looking awfully familiar 👀 User38 no location bc he knew it would send us all into cardiac arrest 🫠 Thanks for looking out for our health, king WhitneySmith Making me take that pic to send to her was low key cute 🥺 User90 Jude listening to Pop Smoke 💀💀💀💀 ↳User88 I’m delusional reading into it but NYC artist + French song title = Her User12 Did he just hard launch her? Slide 6? ↳JudeBellingham That’s my mate 👍 ↳Trentarnold66 Just so we’re clear that is my Whitney with him. My girlfriend. Thanks. ↳JobBellingham Hahahahahahaha ↳User34 His Whitney 🥺 ↳WhitneySmith @/Trentarnold66 You don’t ship us? I rate it ↳Trentarnold66 Steady… User01 Unfortunately, I know that is Y/N’s hand in slide 4. WE’RE DONE. I'M SICK. User92 Found the bf filter pack huh? 👀 Toby Can I just say… the caption is giving lover boy. Got you in shambles. User95 Anyone else think he looks like he's not having fun 👀 User46 I support this union. You look happy and moisturized 💅 Winnie.Baby1 The real ones know who’s behind the camera rn Aurelientchm Mon frère… c��est fini pour toi

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📍Home | [🎶Brum Boy or Scouser - KAVO, Vinny 🎶]

liked by trentarnold66 and others WhitneySmith Got these girls acting naughty 🙃 view all 305 comments…

User100 okay okay but now I really like them 🥺 ↳User08 I’ve accepted Whitney and Trent… sigh. They’re cute. ↳User45 Yeah but Slide 7? Jude and Y/N? It’s end game ↳User299 Don’t make me sick. They’re deffo not. ↳User19 You mean the couple in slide 8 right? Jude and Trent lol Winnie.Baby1 Can you and @/Y/N.xx move back now? ↳Trentarnold66 No. ↳Judebellingham No. ↳Winnie.Baby1 woah ok… relax. User70 Big shoutout to Manhattan for giving Trent a baddie User677 WHITNEY GIRL. You’re leaking relationships EXPLAINNNN Ma7ell Wasn’t a one night stand tho was it @/trentarnold66 😂😂😂 User56 Trent is gonna fumble this. I feel it in my soul. He’s too quiet on her 😒 ↳Trentarnold66 nah, mate. We’re calm. Thanks for the concern tho ↳JudeBellingham Pressure? What pressure? My bro 🤝 User78 2 NYC girls + 0 subtlety = 1 very chaotic week for the fan girlies User18 Ok but how do I get into this friend group. Let me in🧍‍♀️ Y/N.xx I’m screammmminggg at the song 💀💀💀 User23 This is insane. Their friends are getting careless!!! THE TIMELINES. THE LOCATIONS. THE SLIDES. WE’RE BEING FED. Trentarnold66 Love u and ur city, baby. Take the song down now tho. ↳Judebellingham nah, so serious. now Whit… ↳Y/N.xx She said Brum town the best place on earth!! 😘😘😘 ↳WhitneySmith Crying. User67 Plot twist: the girls are crashing Jude and Trent’s dates. And I stand by that. ↳WhitneySmith Not not wrong 😭 User09 Not the IT twins exposed for being in TWO serious relationships and thinking we wouldn’t notice. JudeBellingham You left out the part where I was the one who paid for your EIGHT DOLLAR lattes for a week 😒 ↳User56 Babe, you play for Real Madrid ur fine. Pay for the girl's coffee. ↳Y/N.xx 👏👏👏👏

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[🎶Feel Good - Charlotte Cardin🎶]

liked by trentarnold66 and others Y/N.xx Brought a little something back to France with me 🪽 view all 520 comments…

User100 Oh she’s in LOVE with him 🥺 JudeBellingham Chips were mid but company was elite, angel x ↳User82 Claim her alreaady!?! What are you doing?!? User45 Erm, respectfully girl, no. You brought SOMEONE back with you 🙄 Maman103 Mon amour, je t’aime ↳Y/N.xx je t’aime aussi xx User78 BABY GIRL WHO LET YOU POST LIKE THIS 😩 User40 UGHhh she’s STUNNING… Aurelientchm Enfin bref 😂 User52 Hey girl just wanted to let you know that I think you’re dating fucking JUDE BELLINGHAM User10 The Paris glow. The bare back. The wine. Jude’s hoodie. Jude’s hand. Jude’s LIFE?! DeniseBellingham2 You look so happy, sweetheart ❤️ Tell Jude I said behave! User80 My man Jude went from Dortmund to Dior real quick WhitneySmith that’s crazy… Never been jealous of Jude before ↳Y/N.xx 💀💀💀 User000 You guys. It’s her. THE hand is back. THE cellar is the same. THE planes. I’ve made a spreadsheet. User30 To all the girls just go ahead and skip to slide 7… Louis98 C’est pas trop tôt! Glad someone other than me can pay for all your drinks. Cheers @/judebellingham! 🥂 User167 Okay… but I wanted to have chips at 3 am and hold hands with Jude? Rude. User20 Strangely… I think I want to be Jude in the relationship 😅

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📍France | [🎶YSL - Elji Beatzkilla,June Freedom 🎶]

liked by trentarnold66 and others Judebellingham Recharge 🔋 view all 3,027 comments…

User09 No because this is literally just her. Trentarnold66 👀 oh so we’re posting now bro ↳Judebellingham it’s just wine barrels and vibes, don’t overthink it mate ↳Trentarnold66 nah, nah, nah 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ you don’t even believe that User22 Hello NASA? I think we just launched User09 I blinked and he’s someone's boyfriend at her chateau. WTF User55 Oh he’s comfortable at her house like that?? Louis98 My bro 🤝 ↳Judebellingham 🤝 ↳Y/N.xx D’acc… User09 JUDE VICTOR WILLIAM BELLINGHAM OMFG K.mbappe Mon frère 👏👏👏👏 ↳Y/N.xx 👀 ☠️ ↳Judebellingham @/Y/N.xx Easy... ↳K.mbappe 😉 ↳Judebellingham Delete that comment now, bro 😂 User57 Not her painting on his back… we’re in the trenches ladies 😭 WhitneySmith I know someone who smells JUST like YSL 👀 User88 Ginger, huh? 😏 Winnie.Baby1 not the lyrics being “angel right in my palm” Jude, you melt 😩😩😩 User600 Is he gonna sign for PSG. Why’s he always in France now? 😂 😂 😂 User45 Me zooming in on every pore of hers. Y/N.xx Enfin là 🪽 ↳Judebellingham mon ange ↳User40 EXCUSE ME?!?! MY WHAT?!? User12 Unfortunately, she’s a vibe. Sigh. Camavinga La chance que t’as 😂 You training at all? ↳Judebellingham Course just refueling in Burgundy 🍷 ↳Aurelientchm Frr Bordeaux > Burgundy ↳Y/N.xx @/aurelientchm Nan, t’abuses User56 Who is she? I need the skincare routine, the wardrobe, the life plan, the coordinates. JobeBellingham bro omd just post her face atp! User89 Goyards are back and so is this girl lol TobyBishay This doesn’t look like preseason, mate ↳Judebellingham 🤐 User22 Oh it’s over for us girls 😭 he’s taken and she’s GORGEOUS

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WukongVerse Incorrect quotes #39 This trend got dangerous 😬

Ok, so you decided to ask your monkey men which would be best for dinner, Church chicken or Popeyes and now this is happening.......

(Lmk & NR Wukong) We listen, and we don't judge

(Lmk Wukong) Popeyes biscuit is dryer then a woman's privates, when a guy says he's under 5'10🤨

(NR Wukong) B*tch I will stab you😠

(Lmk & NR Wukong) We listen, and we don't judge

(NR Wukong) Don't nobody in a church's kitchen speak English😑

(Lmk Wukong) that is racist!🤯

(MKR Wukong) But it's true though😒

(Lmk & NR Wukong) We listen and we don't judge

(Lmk Wukong) People go to Popeyes for the chicken and stay for the fight😈

(NR Wukong) I mean b*tch we can get active right now👿

(Netflix Wukong) Yo Chill guys😥

(Lmk & NR Wukong) We listen, and we don't judge

(NR Wukong)( Patronizing) Banquet makes better Fried chicken than church😊

(Lmk Wukong)(PISSED OFF) OK SEE NOW B*TCH YOU GOT ME F*CKED UP!!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬

(NR Wukong)(PISSED AND PREVOKED) I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH A BISCUIT YOU STUPID B*TCH!!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬

As the shouting match continues

(Y/N)(Shocked)😲

(D.O & Netflix Wukong)(Uncomfortable)😥🫣

(MKR & HIB Wukong)(Unbothered in Chinese)😑😒

(BMW Wukong)(Trying not to laugh)🤭😂

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG B*TCH!!!!!😜

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　　　　『　azul ,, jade ,, floyd ,, gender neutral reader 』

　　-> taking interest in their mer form

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, vulnerability from jade and azul ,, floyd being a pain in the ass

　　— some headcannons and writing blurbs for octatrio <3 they mean sm to me . might make dating hcs of them but genderswapped ,, or like dating them but theyre girls yknow ? 😭 i stumbled across some oneshots of them as girls on ao3 and now im becoming addicted to fem azul 😿🙏 also made little divider things <3 i kinda like them but they wouldnt become transparent 🤬🤬 so theyre just white n stuff 😞😞 as always enjoy and feel free to request :D

| • getting azul to trust you enough to show his merform took quite a while ,, a lot of patience and reassurance but it was worth it in the end

| • long tentacle arms expanding and curling with himself ,, flexing suction cups and reaching afar to stretch

| • face tinted red ,, glasses covering his eyes as he glanced downwards ,, his lips turned out in a pout as you gazed at his form

| • he was so sure you'd be disgusted ,, tell him never to contact you ever again ,, leaving him there in shambles with his heart broken

| • yet it never happened ,, rather the opposite instead ,, your eyes wide with excitement but voice soft and calm as to not spook azul more than he already was

| • a small " may i ?" with your hands outstretched towards him ,, ready to examine him as much as he'd let you

| • he'd only nod slowly ,, arms curling within himself once again and eyes darting around all over to ensure no one was near to see the sight before him ,, or in case he needed a quick getaway

| • azul is quite touch starved and touch sensitive ,, not used to having someone's hands over him in any sort of form ,, other than in violent means

| • how gentle you treat him ,, as though he were to wither away under your touch ( which he did feel like doing )

| • everything down under his consent ,, and his supervision of course ,, your brain and curiosity end up satiated ,, pressing a small kiss to azul's cheek in thanks for this memory

| • treasuring every touch you can get ,, reassuring azul that he's quite a beauty rather or not he thinks so ,, and last but not least a thank you for allowing this ,, for letting him trust you this much and that you would never break said trust

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        cool to the touch yet smooth ,, your fingertips roamed over one of his appendages . azul sucked in a breath ,, eyes fixated on your fingers and awaiting for any depricating comments from your lips . though he never expected you to smile and whisper praises to him . " you're quite beautiful , azul ." it was small and short ,, yet it meant a lot to him . " i do absolutely adore the gradation from black to purple here ,, its quite lovely if i say so ." you murmured under your breath ,, eyes raking over his form as you played with the suction cups on the underside of his appendage .

        your eyes glanced back up ,, meeting azul's as they took in every movement of yours . " thank you for this azul ." you whispered ,, hands leaving his tentacle to wrap around his neck as you coddled against him . " i understand how private this is for you ,, how important it is . i really appreciate this azul ,, i'm proud of how far you've gotten ." you whispered against him ,, eyes still holding his as tears welded up in his soft iridescent gaze . his arms slowly wrapped around you ,, chest heaving as he tried to keep his composure around you . yet the more you sung genuine praise ,, the more his heart clenched in his chest and the faster his tears started to roll down his face .

        he allowed himself to bury his face in your neck ,, soft cries being blocked against your skin as your hand rubbed against his back ,, lips pressing kisses to his shoulder as you let him be vulnerable . " its okay azul ,, go ahead and let it out . i'm here for you ,, i promise ." you said ,, feeling his tentacles creep across your skin to wrap themselves around your torso . just this one moment ,, this shared memory of yours ,, he let his walls down and let you in ,, the vulnerability of his current state . your lips pressed another kiss to his shoulder ,, hearing his sobs start to die down as you rest your head against his shoulder .

| • its not often that hes surprised or caught off guard ,, like in this instance for example

| • he has caught your gaze before whenever he happened to be in his more natural form ,, how your eyes would eye him up and down

| • yet you never said a word about it once ,, keeping all your thoughts to yourself ,, all your secrets locked away

| • jade had gotten curious himself ,, curious of what you thought of him in this state ,, though he was never self conscious about it once

| • it didnt bother him whether or not you liked his natural state more than his more humane one ,, it wasnt of his concern to know or need that information

| • and it surely settled that way in his mind ,, at least until he got closer to you until eventually you both ended up together in a relationship

| • he couldnt contain the thoughts clouding his mind ,, it was near impossible to put a lid on them ,, as they would come back in a mere few hours to haunt him again

| • so when you asked to see his merform ,, he was quite ecstatic ,, caught offguard yet it wasnt an ask he would refuse

| • with the two of you in one of octavinelle's pools ,, alone together with jade in the water floating about ,, you on floor of the room with wide eyes and a smile ,, jade contemplated the emotions he felt

| • somewhat vulnerable ,, yet not in a bad way he supposed ,, watching as your eyes gazed all about him before you asked if you could touch him

| • his heart may have fluttered at that ,, but he wouldnt allow you to know that ,, eyes lidded as he swam closer to the edge of the pool and letting you feed your curiosity

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        your hands reached out to the finals where his ears wear ,, stroking one softly with your thumb as jade laid his head in your lap . " enjoying yourself pearl ?" his sultry voice asked ,, mismatched eyes gazing into your own as he allowed you to fuel your curiosity . " yes ,," was all you could muster out ,, allowing your hands to trail over his scales coating his neck ,, collarbone and dragging down his arms . he was muscular ,, though not as much as jack was . you could still feel the flesh as your fingertips glided alongside his upper arms ,, digging in gently before moving on .

        jade could feel his heart pick up pace slightly ,, eyes widening slightly as your eyes shined ,, enthralled and mesmerized by his luxurious scales . you didnt notice ,, too busy being entranced at the gradation of his scales ,, eyes glazing over little nicks and scars he's gotten over the years .

| • similar to jade ,, hes been in his more natural state around you ,, noticing your staring and has teased you for it before

| • he'll call you out on how rude it is to stare before grabbing you off the ground and dragging you into the pool with a loud giggle

| • " shrimpy's so silly ! if you wanna look or touch ya just gotta ask small fry ,," he'll remark as he rubs his cheek against yours with his long body coiling around you

| • even then it takes you a while to finally ask ,, a gentle night at the beach during sprink break having mustered up enough courage to ask

| • floyd didnt mind ,, enjoying your flustered state as he allowed you to rub your hands on his scales

| • who knows he may try to get you to itch a spot for him that he cant reach ,, or splash water onto your face with his tail

| • he'll laugh as you grumble about ,, trying to wipe the water away only to be met with even more water ,, this time using his hands instead of his tail

| • when joining him in the water you have to be careful of what you do ,, after all if you do try to run from his grip he'll only take it as indication that you wanna play chase

| • like a snake he'll slither within the water ,, hands reaching out to grab at you and pull you close to him

| • on days he happens to be more chill for the time being he lets you gaze all over ,, not bothering to call you out on your obsessive staring

| • its moments like these that you can observe floyd in his beauty ,, rather than trying to escape it

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        " floyd !" you grumbled as he splashed water at your face ,, causing you to squeeze your eyes shut . " for five seconds can you not splash me ?" you asked. he could only shrug ,, dorky smile on his face . " shouldn't have been starin' ,," is all he'll say ,, waiting for you to open your eyes only to splash you again . at that moment ,, you didnt care anymore and lunged forward at him ,, arms wrapping around his neck as you tried to splash water into his face as payback .

         unfortunately for you ,, he'd already dived underwater and dragged you along with him without warning . when you let go and resurface ,, he's at the other end of pool laughing at your flailing arms . " for one minute can i admire you ?!" you huffed ,, glaring over in his general direction as you swam towards the ledge of the pool . it doesn't take long until hes coming up right behind you ,, grabbing at your waist and bringing you back to him . " all you had to do was ask shrimpy ." he'll say as he floats along his back ,, you ontop of him and in his arms as he lets you look him over with adoration in your eyes .

[lemotmo]

Hi Nonny! I've chosen to remove the link you sent me before answering this, for a myriad of reasons really.

First of all, that post was a load of drivel. I'm sorry...

The level of condescension in this post was vomit-inducing. They literally started with 'As a fandom old person...'

Well, I checked and guess what? I am older than them. What does that make me then? The wise old hag who has all the fandom answers?

Puh-lease! Give me a break. 🙄

What even are they talking about? Toxic fandom? Slurgate? Really? This person that obviously is a Lou/Tommy stan is calling out the Buddie fandom for toxicity? Are they for real? 🤦‍♀️

The fandom that did nothing but harass us, called us homophobic and biphobic and falsely accused us of terrible things? The fandom that harassed actors and crew and made them go private? The fandom that sent actual death threats to people? The fandom that completely changed our relatively peaceful Buddie fandom forever with their toxicity? And this as soon as 7x04 had aired?

THAT fandom??? One of these people is actually making posts called 'note with empathy to Buddie fans'???

Maybe they should first check within their own fandom and start blocking the toxic figures there. I have done exactly that and let me tell you, there's a lot of them.

I'm sorry for my anger here, but man... the condescension is just insane. 'There are still so many places Buddie shippers can go to enjoy the fanon content, even if it'll never be canon'??? And what? We'll all just merrily go on our way, happily making room for BT? The real canon ship???

Oh be for f*cking real already. 🤬

At the end of the day: Buddie is NOT shipbaiting. We literally got big movements in the Buddie storyline in season 8 and we still have two episodes to go. While BT took blow after blow. How much more clear can this show get for them to catch a clue.

Last, is there toxicity in this fandom? Yes, no doubt about it. I have yet to encounter a fandom where there isn't some level of toxicity. But let me tell you this:

As a fandom old...

The Buddie fandom was relatively quiet and peaceful with minor toxic elements, but then 7x04 happened. What should have been a celebration of bi Buck quickly turned into something different all together because of a bunch of obnoxious people who decided that the actor of one single plot device character was going to be their own personal Jesus they could worship. Bi Buck fell to the wayside and only the plot device character remained important for those people.

It was then! And only then that REAL toxicity was introduced to the Buddie fandom. The call didn't come from within the house. It came from the outside.

So yes Nonny! I agree. This is definitely revisionist history of our fandom.

I will spend not a second longer thinking about drivel posts and their writers either. Literally blocking the poster and everyone who engaged with that post.

*takes a deep breath to calm down again*

And remember Nonny... when you see shit posts like that? Don't engage. Just ignore, block and move on.

Oh and... can I kindly ask you to not send posts like this to my inbox? Thanks. I mean, I get why you did it, but my blood pressure can't handle things like this.

Remember, I'm a fandom old. 👵

[enbycrip]

So this pic manages to be dangerous in two separate ways.

1) Please do not out your kids as autistic without their informed consent, especially for sweeties.

This is literally telling a predator, in a confusing situation, that your kid might well be easier for them to target. Plus giving out private medical information about your kid when it is not needed is not okay. That stuff sticks around and may impact on them in other places.

The colour blue is also linked to Autism Speaks, a eugenicist organisation that actively funds research to identify and abort autistic foetuses.

2) The Teal Pumpkin project is a scheme for people *giving out* treats to signify they have treats without marked allergens or non-food treats available for kids with allergies. They put one by the door and keep the treats inside one indoors to limit cross-contamination with other treats.

This is positive because it’s about including kids with allergies in the festival *without* giving out their private medical information.

The fact that this has already confused this really excellent project was exactly what a lot of adult autistic activists warned would happen when we asked people NOT to do the blue bucket thing 🤬