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[korn-maze]

🎸💚Munky-Munk💚🎸

[celestialvexation-arch]

anyone awake? y'all ain't gonna believe my controversial take under the read more sjjssj but take it, and see y'all in the morn uvu

dave lee :3

[caught-a-dragonfly]

Red Alert

[lennies-blog]

Translation: Mick about the 2025 Mercedes seat

Source: Sky Sport F1 Germany

I: "If you had one wish - winning Le Man's ir a Formula 1 seat? What would you take?"

Mick: *sighs heavily* "That's an easy question. Formula 1 is the big dream for me, still, the great love, so an F1 seat is still the big goal."

I: "Mick, now the silver arrow, this cockpit will be available next season. Would you be a candidate for it? Would you put yourself in the seat?

Mick: "I - I *has to laugh* If I would put myself in that seat? I think the answer is yes. But in the end it is a position that brings a lot of pressure with it, which I, nevertheless, see myself up to in my opinion. But it's not my decision to make. And that's a decision I have to respect. And time will tell what the outcome will be and I'm excited."

[tkbrokkoli]

I keep thinking abt Kim treating Harry's wounds after the tribunal. My tribunal did not go well and Harry sustained two gunshot wounds. One bullet had to be removed.

Kim's gloves must have gotten bloody while he applied pressure to the wounds. Do you think he took off his jacket or gloves to press them onto the wounds. Do you think he took off his belt or Harry's tie to make a tourniquet. Do you think he cut open Harry's clothes to clean and stitch the wounds and remove the bullet. Do you think he did it right outside the Whirling.

Do you think he tried to drag Harry away and that was while he was hit over the head and got his concussion. Do you think Harry wasn't brought to the hospital bc Kim had already brought Harry inside the Whirling and Harry was stable enough to stay there due to Kim's efforts. Do you think Harry needed a blood transfusion. Do you think Kim treated him truly on his own or perhaps w the help of a local doctor or an EMT that arrived at the scene.

Do you think Kim experienced amnesia and confusion due to his concussion. Do you think he treated Harry while he was suffering from concussion symptoms, e. g. a headache, nausea, difficulty concentrating and thinking etc.

[touchoffleece]

this whole thread about the olden fanfiction summary/'tagging' struggles and why ao3 is a god's send with it's tagging system

This post was mainly giving context to why tags like "Dead Dove Do Not Eat/DDDNE" came to be used so commonly in older Fanfiction Sites, why it's important to give proper content warnings on serious triggering content, and why it's important to understand how to use the DDDNE tag so people are able to understand if said hypothetical fanwork is something they willing want to expose themselves to. Tags are important when used properly; they can serve as trigger warnings for potential readers (or viewers if it's a visual art piece) to know what possible triggers are in the story (or art) at hand. This is a lesson a fair bit of "older fandom" users learned the brutal way, don't let the horrible shit we read be for naught, and take our word that being upfront and responsible with meta tags like DDDNE saves some sanity, and hold more benefits then censoring it or getting rid of it because people are trying to associate it with meaning a bad thing because it's used as a meta content warning.

[cavilhenry]

today i completely seriously told someone who said he's rooting for the astros to get the fuck out of my face. so folks i've officially crossed the line into unhinged

[violetrashie]

Enjoying the content before the new season destroys my mental health forever 🥴✌

Prints stickers and more here on my redbubble

[kerubimcrepin]

LIVEBLOG: Wakfu Season 4, Episode 1

I'm awful at emotional speeches, but I just wanted to say... I'm very happy that I got to run this blog for such a long time. And I hope that there is still a lot of fun ahead of us. It feels very triumphant, to finally get to season 4 together with you all :)

"Let's kill Tot with Hammers" moment #1: This is an image Bonta of Dofus era, reused in Wakfu Season 4 to save money. Usually, Wakfu era Bonta is not white colored, and it does not have the same architecture that it had in Dofus era.

I do not know why they didn't just reuse images of Bonta from the OVAS, which are accurate to the Wakfu MMO and Wakfu Season 1 vision of Bonta.

"Let's kill Tot with Hammers" moment #2: Once again, this is just reusing the movie assets...

Also, the house has shifted positions. Did Kerubim, Atcham, and Joris move...? (I ask this despite knowing that the answer is "Ankama really dropped the ball with some of the animation and the sheer amount of asset reusage with this season, for some unknowable reason")

I am going to cry, he's so fucking funny... Save me. Shelter me.

This is Clown Olympics. I love you, Atcham and Kerubim. You are so right.

Literally they do not give a fuck. Is he implying Joris should go to the grocery store instead of staring at the evil, ominous eyes in the sky. Is he implying they should all eat dinner first and think about whatever the fuck is happening later.

I will be honest, I'm pretty sure they're like that because if they weren't, Joris would have a stress-induced heart attack. Joris can do all the worrying for the team. They don't need to feed into the worries of the guy who, at 7 years of age, convinced himself that Astrub was about to be overrun by zombies and nearly cried over a bottle-opener because of that.

Kerubim and Atcham really don't give a shit about little Jojo's opinions, huh.

He says something and the response is almost always "I'm not arguing with someone who is 70–90 years younger than me. Whatever u say gorgeous" and then go back to ignoring it. Insane.

[drooling at the thought of whatever Yugo does in the manga starting the Waven era and killing millions of people, which leads to Joris's (as well as Kerubim and Atcham's) military dictatorship in Bonta, and the way it truly underpins the character parallels between Joris and Yugo in a "child hero to antichrist type figure of ruin and death pipeline" way and the way they both demonstrate that road to hell is paved with good intentions] w-whaatever u say gorgeous. 🥴🤤

When I saw this the first time, I audibly groaned, and messaged my friends saying "I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING TRANSLATE THIS FONT AGAIN!! FUCK!!!!!"

...this says "Coqueline"

This is the Lorem Ipsum filler text. No cool easter eggs here.

This moment really touched me when I watched this season. Even with Joris, who is only six centuries old, you can see The Entropy begin to set in. Seeing cities built and rebuilt and destroyed and rebuilt. Seeing thousands of friends die, be born. Lose your entire family to time. And watch it be so eroded away by time that there is basically no proof of those loved ones, and the places you went to together, even existing.

I think it would be beautiful for someone immortal to know that somewhere out there, there's tangible and irrefutable proof of everything they have ever seen and experienced, including every single thing they love that is no more.

Oooor maybe I'm getting Ronik'y into it. I'm insane about immortality.

You get what you FUCKING DESERVE. ✌

[aois-amaterasu-painting]

Aoi hair tweets. A timeline:

2016 Dec "I might never be able to dye my hair again for the rest of my life… Goodbye, colorful hair ✌︎('ω')✌︎"

2017 Apr "I cut my hair like I had a vendetta against it. Feels so fresh ✨"

2018 Aug "If you ask me, I feel like getting a haircut. It's that kind of weather. 🌝"

2019 Feb "I cut my bangs today 🥴"

2019 Jun "Let’s grow out my hair 🦲"

2020 May "I haven't been able to go get a haircut since February, and I wonder how everyone else is handling it. My hair’s grown so long that I really want to go get it cut soon 🤔"

2020 Nov "What? You want to see a photo after my haircut? No way, I’m premium content just by existing 🙇‍♂️ How are you today? Don’t forget your mask☺︎"

2020 Dec "This year, since we couldn’t do any live shows, my hair has come back to life. It’s like a cuticle beast now. The angel's halo is gleaming. It almost looks like it's floating above my head. Huh? It's because I'm dead? I see. I have no regrets in my life!! ٩( ᐛ )و"

2022 Feb "Right now, I have this overwhelming urge to grow my hair super long. To put it simply, I want to look like Rapunzel."

2022 Oct "It’s been a while since I decided to grow out my hair like Tatsuro’s long locks. Right now is the hardest period, where styling is the most difficult. But I endured this morning, believing it will get easier once I push through. By the way, I mean Yamashita Tatsuro."

2022 Nov "I was planning to grow my hair long enough to braid it and use it as a jump rope, but I'm starting to lose motivation. I'm always shouting in my head, 'So annoying! Ugh, so annoying!'"

2023 Sep "I left my youth at Nippon Budokan on July 15th, and now there’s a void in my heart. Back then, my hair only reached my shoulders, but now it’s grown long enough to use it as a jump rope. I’d love to do MASS tour again."

2024 Jun "Oh no, it’s here. The strong urge to cut my hair short."

2024 Sep "‘Cutting my hair was a good idea’ means ‘I’m happy because cutting my hair turned out better than I expected.’ For more details, head over to Instagram ☞"

2024 Sep "Heyyy. Ever since I cut my hair, it’s become a bit tricky to tie it up properly, and it keeps falling loose little by little—it's a bit annoying."

[korn-maze]

🔥🎸F I E L D Y🎸🔥

[silwermoon-sims]

I've reached 905 hours played in Stardew Valley and I'm still new to this game lol oops 😅 I also have 9k+ hours for sims 4 🥴✌

[jplupine]

Sub!Kenpachi x Dom!Reader

Pairing: Kenpachi Zaraki x AFAB Reader Word Count: ~3k Date Published: Dec 19, 2023 WARNINGS: 18+ MDNI, Established Relationship, Size Difference, Marking, Feral Behavior, Bondage [Chains], Collar, Finger Sucking, Hair Pulling, Terms of Endearment [My Love], Creampie, Cunnilingus, Dom!Reader, Sub!Kenpachi; Reader is AFAB but no gender is specified, Terms such as cunt/cock/dick/etc. get used

A/N: I was listening to music when The Summoning by Sleep Token came on and made this idea pop into my head. I was then filled by a mighty need to write it down, so now we're here 🥴✌

  Moments like this filled you with an indescribable feeling. It was rabid and primal, beyond polite words description. It had your skin buzzing and your heart pounding.

  You could feel the warm skin beneath yours, so full of life and vigor as the muscles underneath tensed. His breath was like a wild animal's, heavy and audible. Your eyes watched his broad chest rise and fall as your hands trailed up his bare torso.

  When your gaze met his, you could see the anticipation and hunger within their depths. His pupils were blown wide, nearly obscuring his green irises entirely.

  Kenpachi would never easily put himself in the position he was in now. No, it always had to be earned. His large hands balled into fists as the chains around his wrists clinked and scraped against the metal posts of the headboard. His ankles were also bound to the posts at the opposite end of the bed, his massive body barely fitting comfortably on the mattress.

  And you, with pride and satisfaction, sat on top of him. Kenpachi didn't say a word as he looked at you and tested the restraints with a flex of his biceps. His mane of hair was draped over the pillows beneath his head and only made him look wilder.

  Nothing about Kenpachi said that he was tamed. He was a man barely contained beneath you, and the chains were no guarantee that he would remain down if he truly wanted to get up.

  His strength was incomparable to yours, it eclipsed yours, but you were crafty and knew how to make Kenpachi bend to your will. You knew what buttons to push to make the wild man give.

  You hummed as your palms traveled over his chest. You could feel the strong beating of his heart as his fingers flexed like claws. Kenpachi never once looked away from you, too eager to know what would happen next. He knew you couldn't hurt him, not in a substantial way at least, but he knew you liked to play games.

  With him, especially.

  Your fingers traced over his collarbone while you leaned down. Your hands then ghosted up the sides of his neck to cup his face before you placed a sweet kiss on his forehead. Your lips were then on his temple, kissing again and again as you went over his cheeks as well.

  The gentleness put Kenpachi on edge and made something stir within that could be seen in his eyes. You could feel the tension in his body beneath yours, but you didn't stop. Instead, you brushed your lips against his while softly smiling. He tried chasing you for a real kiss with no success when you pulled away.

  Your thumbs caressed his cheeks as you looked down at him. Yes, he was barely contained, but he was exactly where you wanted him.

  "Do you want a kiss that badly?" Your voice was soft and alluring, hiding the hunger you truly felt and barely kept back.

  "What do you want?" Kenpachi's top lip curled into a snarl as he growled at you.

  "I want you to tell me what you want." Your voice was quieter as your nose brushed against his, bringing your face closer again. Kenpachi looked into your eyes as his hands clenched and unclenched repeatedly. It was obvious what he wanted, but you were determined to get him to say it. You had to work him bit by bit to get him to bend to your will.

  Your breath, warm and enticing, rolled over his skin as you were close enough to kiss if he so much as tilted his head up. Your hands on his cheeks moved, one going lower to brush your fingers over his lips while the other hand planted firmly on the pillow near his head.

  "Please, Kenpachi? Won't you tell me?" Your gaze dropped to his mouth, watching as your fingers traced the shape of his lips and making them ease out of a snarl.

  "....Gimme a kiss." It was a demand, and you chuckled. Slipping your fingers out of the way, you pressed your lips against his only for a second. Your fingertips were feather-light as they went along his jaw and down his neck. His breath caught when you circled his throat and set his instincts on edge.

  You were slow and deliberate in your touch. Looking him in the eye, you then traced your fingers along the skin just beneath the studded collar he wore. You could feel his pulse racing while brushing your nose against his again.

  "Do you want another kiss?"

  "Yes." Kenpachi's voice was rougher, and you smiled. Curling your fingers around the leather of the collar, you pulled him into a kiss that was hungry and slid your tongue into his mouth. His groan was low and rumbling as he devoured your taste for as long as you would let him.

  Your hands moved in sync, going across his chest and up the back of his arms. You squeezed his biceps in appreciation and heard the chains rattling again. Kenpachi wanted to get his hands on you, that much was clear.

  Sitting up, you pulled away from the kiss as a string of saliva stretched between your bottom lip and his before it gave way. With your hands now on his stomach, you shimmied your hips back until you could feel his hard cock pressing against your ass. Your arousal had smeared along his skin and hair with your movement, speaking to how you weren't as calm and patient as you pretended to be.

  Kenpachi reared up so quickly that the entire bed jolted. His face was only centimeters from yours with the chains around his wrists keeping him from getting any closer. You didn't reprimand him for his eagerness, only chuckled and gently placed your hands on his chest.

  "Don't worry, my love. I'll take care of you." You cooed while pushing him back down onto the mattress. "Just use your words." As soon as his head was on the pillow again, his hands were balled into tight fists that made his knuckles turn white.

  "Use my words?"

  "Yes. Tell me what you want." You peppered kisses on his chest, going slow and working your way down his stomach. "You can do that, can't you, Kenpachi?" You whispered into his skin before licking the crease between his abs.

  He was a man possessed, clinging to your every word and utterly entranced by you. The only thing keeping Kenpachi from pouncing was how lost in you he was. It kept him distracted and muddied his thoughts, and you knew it.

  "Your cunt."

  "What about it?" You kissed his chest again and looked at him while waiting for his response.

  "I want to feel it."

  "See? It's not that hard to say, is it?" You rocked your hips back, rubbing yourself against his hard length. You both could feel how wet you were as your arousal coated his skin. Kenpachi twitched and bared his teeth like an animal would its fangs.

  You reached down and circled your fingers around the base of his cock. Raising your hips, you repositioned him to trap his dick beneath you and against his lower stomach. Using your weight, you were able to get more friction as you ground your hips into his.

  Kenpachi groaned, his hips bucking and nearly throwing you off on accident if you hadn't been prepared. You rolled your hips, feeling his cock slip between your wet lips and rubbing against your throbbing clit. You faltered and had to remind yourself that you wanted more than just fucking this time around.

  Placing your hands on his shoulders, you regained control of yourself and took a deep breath. Kenpachi's eyes were downcast as he bit his bottom lip. He was focused on watching his aching cock trapped between your bodies getting covered in your arousal. It was enough to keep him distracted while you collected yourself.

  You leaned down to kiss him, and he eagerly reciprocated. Kenpachi was all teeth and tongue and grunting into your mouth. You accepted it, matching his intensity as one of your hands went lower. You kept your hand away from him so that he wouldn't know what you were planning to do until it was too late.

  You managed to gather up slick on your fingers without him noticing. Kenpachi also didn't notice when you brought your hand back up again. He was too lost in chasing your lips and your tongue pushing against his.

  But then you pulled away from the kiss. He was going to protest with an angry snarl already scrunching up his nose until you shoved your wet fingers into his mouth. Kenpachi groaned as your taste coated his tongue, the sound so deep that it vibrated your bones.

  Your fingers pushed deep into his mouth, going further past his sharp teeth before his mouth opened wide. His tongue lapped at your fingers, trying to get every drop of slick on them before you could take your fingers away.

  "This is what I want." You whispered while looking down at Kenpachi and still grinding against him. "How you crave me. I want your need and your hunger. So, my love, will you give it to me?"

  "Yes." His voice was muffled by your fingers still in his mouth, but you understood him regardless. You kissed his cheek and along his jaw. Your lips went down the side of his neck until you reached the collar where you bit down and sucked to leave a bruise. He wouldn't be able to cover the mark with his uniform even if he wanted to given its location.

  You then licked the bruise to help soothe it as Kenpachi groaned around your fingers again. Kenpachi was coiled tight and on the edge; it was exactly where you wanted him.

  Lifting your hips as you took your fingers out of his mouth, you grabbed his cock to guide it into your wet heat. Kenpachi watched as you lowered yourself and made him sink deeper into you. He grabbed the metal posts his wrists were chained to, bracing himself for when you began to rise and fall on his dick.

  His head fell back with a groan, his muscles flexing as he gripped the bedposts tightly. You could feel his thighs twitching beneath you before he bucked, unable to keep still.

  You picked up the pace to chase your own high. Feeling him so deep while listening to his voice was utter bliss. His warmth against your skin as you touched him helped keep you grounded in the moment.

  You had earned this. You watched his face twist with pleasure as he panted and squirmed beneath you, greedily taking in every detail of his massive body beneath yours. His moans shook you to the core and made you so happy that he was a man who didn't care if he was heard.

  Leaning back, you placed one hand on his thigh for support while your other hand went between your legs. The new angle made your head spin, and you cried out when your fingers pressed against your clit. Kenpachi's hips bucked, feeling you clench around him in the most delicious way.

  It drove him mad, but he would do anything you wanted of him just to be able to feel it again. And that was how you got him here and now, bound and collared as you toyed with him to your heart's content. You had him wrapped around your finger; no matter how hard he tried to fight it, you knew how to break him down and make him love every moment of it.

  You held such power over him without ever having to physically subdue him. Your caress alone was enough to make him fall to his knees if it weren't for his pride. His pride was the only thing that made you have to work for this. It had become a game for the both of you.

  The posts creaked from Kenpachi's tightening grip as his back arched off the bed and a growl rumbled in his chest, sounding like a wild animal. You savored every moment, every sound, committing it to memory as you moaned.

  Kenpachi's thick cock hit every spot perfectly as you rode him. Your fingers dug into his thigh while your other hand worked your aching clit and made you clench around Kenpachi's length. The chains clinked and rattled with each tug of his limbs as he cursed under his breath.

  "More!" Kenpachi nearly bellowed as he bared his teeth and groaned.

  "More, what?" Your voice was breathy as a thin layer of sweat coated your warm skin. Kenpachi grit his teeth before looking you in the eye.

  "More, please." You couldn't help but laugh at the vicious expression twisting his features. He was desperate, that much was certain for him to be even attempting to use manners.

  Your hand on his thigh trailed higher, feeling him twitch before you leaned over. Grabbing his collar, you tugged him up into a kiss. With one hand on the pillow to keep yourself steady, your grip on his collar tightened as his lips parted to allow your tongue entrance.

   "Good behavior gets you rewards, my love." You muttered with a smile, and Kenpachi paused while processing your words. You knew he understood what you were saying when his lips curled up into a big grin.

  "That's one way to tell me to be a good boy." He purred before you kissed him again. His head hit the pillow, and you melted into him while sliding your fingers into his wild hair. Your bodies still moved together, seeking that mind-numbing bliss with the pressure rising within.

  You parted from the kiss when you needed air and licked his cheek while moaning. Lightly tugging on Kenpachi's hair, you got him to bare his throat for you. Your lips were on his neck, kissing and nipping to leave more marks on him. His hips bucked at feeling your teeth on his skin, and his head leaned back more.

  Kenpachi liked wearing your mark with pride, and given the current state he was in, he didn't care how many visible love bites and hickeys you planned to leave on him.

  One of your hands left his hair and splayed out over his stomach to hold yourself in a position that gave you some more control. With your face buried in his shoulder as you pulled his hair, you could feel yourself about to peak. You went harder, faster, trying to reach that high when you bit down on Kenpachi's shoulder.

  That was the last straw for him as his body shuddered beneath yours, finally submitting to the pleasure as he cried out with a thundering roar. His cock pulsed inside of you, pumping you full of his cum while you continued to ride him. You didn't stop because you knew Kenpachi could handle it. A little overstimulation had never been enough to make him bow out.

  His cum was a secondary lubricant that made an even bigger mess that was no doubt dripping onto the blanket. Releasing his shoulder from your teeth, you sat up with your hands on his chest and stomach. You angled your hips to get more friction against your clit as you freely moaned.

  Your back arched with your eyes fluttered closed when your orgasm finally hit. It left you shuddering and digging your nails into Kenpachi's skin. Your thighs clenched around his hips to hold him in place as you rode out your high.

  And then it was quiet. Only panting could be heard since you both were trying to catch your breath. Your skin was still tingling from the pleasure and making you feel light.

  Opening your eyes again, you saw Kenpachi watching you. A smile pulled at the corners of your lips as your hands slid up his torso and you laid down on top of him.

  "You did so good, my love." You praised him before pecking him on the lips.

  "Damn right, I did." He followed your lips for another kiss while releasing the bed posts. You remembered how they creaked earlier and glanced up to see the damage.

  Kenpachi's grip was now permanently branded on the bars. The metal was bent right where his fingers had been and were beyond repair. They'd have to be replaced or left as they were.

  It made you chuckle.

  "I admire your self-control, Kenpachi. Would you like your reward now or later?" You had a sultry tone while brushing your thumbs over his cheekbones.

  "Now." There was no hesitation in his response, and the chains around his wrists went taut when he tried to reach for you.

  Brushing his hair away from his face, you began to lift yourself from his body, already missing his warmth. He had no clue what you were planning and didn't look away from you to catch every move you made. Kenpachi soon figured out what his reward was when your knees were planted on either side of his head.

  Your fingers tangled in his hair to tilt his head back before you dropped your hips. You didn't need to say anything when Kenpachi opened his mouth and groaned when he tasted you and himself mixed together. His tongue lapped at every inch of skin he could reach to clean it and not let anything go to waste.

  His fingers were flexed like claws trying to grab you, but going only so far as the chains would allow. Kenpachi could use only his mouth and nothing else.

  You earned his submission without a doubt after all the work you had put in.

  Even though he could break the chains, he never once did. He wanted to play this game of yours just as much as you did. He wanted to see all the ways you could make him bend and crave, and so did you.

  You didn't mind the effort if it meant you could get Kenpachi to do as you pleased, including eating you out with enthusiasm even right after he'd filled you with cum. He was a glutton in more ways than one.

[submissivefeminist]

✨🌿 4/20 ASK GAME 🌿✨

Happy 420! I wanted to celebrate the occasion with a little tumblr game to keep busy today while I get baked out of my mind in honor of Weed Day™ so let's do it!

MAIN RULE

I will take [X-amount of vape hits] per ask I receive, starting at 1:1. The amount of hits per ask will increase as I get more asks. There are also several "reward" levels with bonus activities for celebrating the holidaze and fueling my own intox kink. 🥴

CHECKPOINTS/REWARDS

✅ 5 Asks: I will wear nothing but lingerie all day. ✅ 10 Asks: Hit to ask ratio raised to 2:1. ✅ 15 Asks: I will write and post a photo of the words "stoned slut" on my tits. ✅ 20 Asks: I will edge non-stop for 4 minutes and 20 seconds. ✅ 25 Asks: Hit to ask ratio raised to 3:1. ✅ 30 Asks: I will fill my ass with a plug covered in THC lube (oops it expired) and smoke a joint outside ✅ 35 Asks: I will purchase new weed-themed kink toys for my collection. ✅ 40 Asks: I'll post a video of a topless blinker hit. ✅ 45 Asks: Hit to ask ratio raised to 4:1. ✅ 50 Asks: TBD? (I am open to requests)

Send as many asks as you'd like, let's have fun with it! Happy smoking & toking y'all! 💨✌💚

SEND ASKS

xx SF

[vanillapie-art]

orchestral BFG Division playing in the distance

I don't know when I'll come back with drawings bc of my graduate work which takes all my time and the last grains of my health 🥴🥴✌ hope you alright here❤

[butmakeitgayblog]

I just watched the scenes with alycia and it makes no sense at all 😭 like what are these show writers thinking, what about the plot, what about the backstory 😩 but alycia looked really pretty so whatever I guess 🥰

They really don't 😭 from the bits I've cobbled together thus far: Alicia is immune to the zombie infection I guess, which they just... they did nothin with. At all. I mean the girl is potentially a walking cure, but no no. No. No need to get into that, shhhh shut your mouth about that, apparently. That's not important. You pleebs. You fuckin idiots who care about plot. Get rekt, nerds 🖕

But before all that I guess at some point she and that googly faced dude whose name I cant be fucked to look— TROY. I just remembered it. It's Troy. So her and Troy apparently clashed? At some point? But she got away from him? Or just left? But he had her arm still 🤨. And so Troy then had this fuckin kid with him who told maybe just Madison or maybe everybody (???) was Alicia's kid, and her mom was just like "Hey grandbaby 🥰 mawmaw's gotcha 🥰" while Alicia was like tHE FUCK YOU MEAN MY DAUGHTER ಠ_ಠ??

But that all ends very quickly with zero real extrapolation beyond just, "yeah no mom what the fuck? I did not plop out a whole entire tiny human while I thought you were dead. But I did know her mom, so..."

And then Madison was just like, "Oh. Nice." End scene. END. SCENE. No further discussion needed apparently! That's a wrap on that storyline 🥴

All that checked off, then somehow they get the cat back to Daniel? And Strand just fucks off into the ether? But manages to see Alicia and Madison and not-grandbaby have all reunited, and he's just like,,, "Aw that's nice. That is a nice thing to see 🙂... anyway ✌". I'm not entirely clear on that tho? But what exactly is clear in this goddamn show?

And finally wham. That's it. That's all folks. No more padre or madre or any other spanish words. Just,,,, K we're done here. And so Mother, daughter, and "whose fuckin kid IS THIS???" ride off into the sunset for a bombed out Los Angeles.

And that's... it.

Oh, and frankenhand.