bgcmez · 9 months ago
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How are things going with you and your fútbol team? I'll admit, I don't really keep up with other teams outside of the ones I enjoy, so forgive me for that. // @harrykanehills
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g-xix · 1 year ago
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Love I would make an omelette if you do a NSFW alphabet for either one of the Cals. 🍳🍳🍳
LOVE U, LOVE OMLETTES OMDS <33 And ofc you can get an NSFW alphabet for the wonderful CalLUX cuz he's CUTE like fuck, proof:
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Cutie. Anyways, here's the alphabet (+ link to KSI and W2S's versions!)
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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) I think after doing it he wants to make sure you're all okay. He skedaddles to get a damp towel to clean you up and to press to the back of the neck to cool you down.... Also asks a lot to make sure you're physically okay and asks whether he was good enough- almost sounds like he's worried for you, but you know it's just his way of showing love and concern
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's) Thighs. Love, love, loves your thighs. Loves how they're just so soft and comfy- he's a mix of either wanting to lie his head on your thighs and rest, or wanting his head to be between your thighs with your fingers threaded through his hair
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) He's so fucking good at giving head- like, it's unbelievable. Headcannon is that after you've cum, he'd lick your thighs and core all over again just to taste your cum- even though your legs were already fucking shaking from post-orgasm overstim
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) One time whilst you were abroad on a girls holiday he felt really horny all day and didn't know what to do... Ended up looking through your insta and pleasuring himself whilst looking at pictures of you. Post-nut clarity he realised how weird he was for doing that and never told anyone (occasionally in conversation he gets a flashback to it and completely blanks out of the convo in sheer horror)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?) I think w Lux you would've gotten into a relationship quite early on, and did your first times with one another. Pretty much all experience you've had is just with one another, so whilst it was quite awkward and intermittent at first- the two of you are now experienced and know exactly what you're doing with one another
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Missionary. He is a LOVE MAKER, and being able to see your face contort with each thrust, be able to lean down and press kisses between your chest and mark up your collarbones that easily is something too good to pass up on for Cal
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) You two are so comfy in the relationship that yeah, you can joke mid-sex. Whilst he's bottomed out you could look up at him and joke What, did you put it in? and he can say whatever jokes he wants back
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) I feel like he doesn't have much hair growth as it is, so it's not really chaotic down there. Keeps it clean and shaves if he needs to, he isn't really bothered and neither are you
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Quite intimate and loving in the moment. You've done rough sex before whilst you two were really fucking horny, but generally sex with Cal is a lot more personal and intimate + you leave feeling well and truly ♡loved♡
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Knows he can't always have sex when he's horny and you're busy, so he tries to wait for you instead of jacking off... but I reckon if he couldn't wait, then he'd have you completely in his mind whilst doing it
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) PRAISE. I feel like it's a two way street asw. He's one to praise you for how "fucking gorgeous" you are and how "beautiful you look under me"... But he loves being praised too- told he's doing so well and he feels so good... All the praise goes STRAIGHT to his head
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) You know back when Harry, and Cal² lived together in an apartment block, they had a hot tub and gym area on the roof? I reckon that after a long week, you and Cal would go up there to relax, but end up just dogging over (or sometimes in) the tub, surprisingly turned on by the risk-factor of someone just walking up and being able to see the two of you going at it
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Cuddling and just being all domestically loving. I think a few little kisses behind his ear, a few hugs from behind and wrapping your legs around his own... It doesn't turn him on per say, just makes him love you and want to develop that chaste kissing into him kissing between your legs whilst you praise him and squeeze your thighs around his head
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) Age play. First heard about it at a shoot when someone said "He's so old they must have some weird sort of age-play sex life", and Cal hadn't a clue what that meant. After asking, he was mortified at the idea of pretending to be younger or older than himself or you were.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Giver. Such a giver because of how much he loves hearing your moans and the way his name sounds rolling off your lips between your whines. And the way he holds your plush thighs with such force he knows they'll bruise- but you still push them together around his head, giving him such pleasurable headrush as he licks between your legs, savouring every fucking moment between your folds
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Slow + sensual, if you couldn't have guessed it. There's no rush to make one another cum- he's holding your hand and praising you whilst he thrusts, telling you how perfect you are 
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Not really into them- never really has had the need for a quickie. If you two have plans but you can't wait to rip one anothers' clothes on, then you'll scrap the plans- send off a voicenote between pants and rugged breaths that you'll "have to reschedule", or for the others to go without you. If ever you can't make it to nights out because the two of you are too busy fucking before you've even left the flat, Cal will make you send a voicenote apologising whilst he thrusts into you at a punishing pace, leaving you to try and regulate your voice and not fucking moan as you explain to whoever's on the phone. 
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) That long into the relationships? Yeah, experimenting is alright but it's not all that common for you two. Vanilla's quite satisfying and whilst experimenting is all good, sometimes you just find it gets in the way. 
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Tbf I think Cal could go a few rounds, but he's more into making you go more rounds. He's eating you out first, then pushing two of his long fingers into your overstimulated hole and scissoring them to your second orgasm. Chest heaving and words almost whispers between heavy breaths, you're persuaded to go yet another round by his sweet praises and coos, and make it through to the third round- legs twitching and barely able to walk after Cal's antics
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) You own toys and he's happy with just using a hand for himself. Has used a toy on you before during sex though, and was surprised by how much you liked it... Sometimes if it's lying not too far away, whilst he pounds you he'll hold a vibe to your clit because he knows how much difference it makes for you
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) A little bit, likes to tease you verbally with little maims like "Awh can't you take anymore?" but ends up praising you afterwards anyways because he can't taunt you without telling you how "beautifully fucked-out" you look...
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) He isn't too loud, a few quiet groans... He mainly goes for dirty-praise talking you instead of making noises. You on the other hand let out moans and tell him how good he feels- but generally neither of you are stupidly loud. You look to keep it in the bedroom where it's only you two hearing one another's noises
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Tried phone sex once... Whilst you were on a business trip one night, down on the Isle of Man whilst he was bored and horny in London, he called you to check if you were free. He got his hand, you got your massager, and the two of you got started on yourselves, your high whines and moans music to Cal's ears even if it was through his phone's speakers
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes) Probs a bit above average and grows when he gets erect to an impressive six-seven inches. Maybe a bit on the less girthy side, but it never fails to leave you feeling completely fucked full.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Not very high tbh, he doesn't have a really high sex drive. You have the higher sex drive so whenever your horny he generally just takes it as an opportunity to give you head or fuck you
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Not interested in sleeping afterwards, probably wants to care for you instead.
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dhr-ao3 · 4 months ago
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Bones and All
Bones and All https://ift.tt/3dVuOjX by pixydustworld “I listen to you.” Draco nodded, warm fingers smoothing up the stiff fabric of her skirt, stopping at the swell of her stomach. “I filled you up when you asked me to, didn’t I? Till you were dripping? You begged me so sweetly, I don’t think I could’ve refused. You remember that, right baby?” Hermione felt her cheeks flush. The feeling of Draco between her legs, sore and wet — his fingers had tilted her head down to watch where they had been joined. “See?” He had rasped, wet fingers on her jaw, cum smeared across her skin. “See how good I can be — ” “I do remember, actually.” Hermione said softly. At some point, the sun had fully set and their candles had happily sputtered to life, casting the office in a dull glow. “You begged sweetly, too.” His smile was different than before, less soft. Dangerous. “I can be sweet now, if you’d like.” Hermione took great care in pretending to consider his offer. Words: 4174, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 9 of slowly at first, and then all at once Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Pregnancy, Established Relationship, Wife Kink, Breeding, Pregnancy Kink, Pregnant Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Office Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, Porn with Feelings, these two will never beat the switch allegations, Switching, Come as Lube, rolled up sleeves agenda, Lactation Kink, Breastfeeding, draco "wife guy" malfoy, hermione "my husband is drooling on my leg. AGAIN." granger-malfoy, Fluff, Smut, bratty convos during sex, imagine me ringing a triangle calling you inside from working in the fields: DINNER IS READY via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/nr67FUO June 19, 2024 at 09:56PM
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elisedonut · 10 months ago
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New Percy fic!
its a wing fic inspired by convo's I've been having with @alcoveofconcealment because they keep throwing fun concepts at me but this one is very modified from a convo about one of their AU's but they inspired it non the less
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Colin Creevey & Percy Weasley Characters: Percy Weasley, Colin Creevey Additional Tags: Wingfic, Wing Grooming, Book 3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Percy Weasley-centric, canon complaint other then um everyone magic has wings Summary:
Colin wasn't taught how to take care of his wings.
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benefits1986 · 4 months ago
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fallacies of lykkelig
In the spirit of the "dearly" departed and in the name of katangahang-isip.
Let this be a rundown of the tiny convos that are centered on debunking lyykelig vibes na medyo pabebe at 'di pabebe. Babala: Ang sumusunod ay pawang katanghang-isip lamang. Mag-ingat. Nakakamatay. Litmus paper test lang 'to ng storytelling mala-Plurk. :p Isama mo na rin r/aitah universe para pakkkakkk. Wala namang namatay kasi wala namang nakatawid sa tawiran... or baka naman... meron, meron, meron pero, akala lang wala.
A: Eto ang plano. Lilipad. Magpapakasal. 2 kids. B: Ayos. Ganda ng plano. Kaso 'di ako kasama sa pagpaplano. Wala man lang heads up. Talaga ba? Lilipad kang mag-isa. C: Paano ka ba i-keep? D: Ha? Hatdog. C: Hirap sa'yo ang sarap mong mahalin pero hindi ko alam paano ka i-keep? D: Keychain ba ako? Or bala ng Playstation? E: I'm okay with you. Just pretend that I'm a lesbian. F: Ay. Umuwi ka na kasi baka kung saang lupalop pa tayo mapadpad. Choopi. Alis. G: Kahit ayaw mo sa akin, gusto kita. H: E 'di problema mo 'yan. Lusutan mo. Parang kasalanan ko pa a. I: Niligawan naman kita pero ayaw mo pa rin sa akin. J: 'Di kita ayaw. Ayaw ko lang mag-end ang friendship natin. Mas okay ka ng bestfriend kasi sure na sure akong walang break up and shitshow ito. K: O check mo na eyeliner mo. Baka nag-bleed. L: Aywaw. 'Yan talaga ang takeaway mo noh? K: 'Di ba sabi mo gusto mo plakado pa rin eyeliner mo kahit naka hi-fi iyak mode ka? L: Uwi na ko. M: Seryoso ako. N: Ako hindi. O: Eto na tickets mo. P: Thanks. Next time ulit. O: Next time sana may VIP seats na ako sa'yo. P: Uh. Tickets lang pinaguusapan. Duh. Q: Naghihintay naman ako e. R: Wala kang inaantay. Pasensya na. Kahit 5 years pa. Hanap ka na lang ng iba. Seryoso. Minsan lang ako magsersyoso, kaya seryosohin mo rin 'tong sinasabi kong 'to. S: 'Di ba Cancer ka? Bakit parang 'di halata. T: Cancer kasi ako ng lipunan. Oks na? May palag pa? U: Takas ka kasi ng takas. V: O tapos? Tapos.
W: Sa'yo na muna gears ko. Bahala ka na kung kelan mo babalik. Basta mag-photowalk tayo every weekend. X: May rules talaga na kabog ang rule of thirds? 'Wag na lang. Rent na lang ako.
Y: Tumanda tayong 'di mag-isa. Z: Mamatay naman tayong lahat ng mag-isa, 'di ba? Y: Morbid mo naman. Z: Mula noon hanggang ngayon, you have been fully informed. So, ano? Ano na? A1: 'Di ba dream trip mo 'to? B2: Yes. Pero hindi ka kasama sa dream trip frame, so, ekis. Thank you na lang. God bless.
C2: Tara sa Japan! G. Ako bahala. D2: Ako bahala sa sarili ko. Thanks. Kahit ikahirap ko. E2: Nasaan na 'yung Harry Potter boxed set na hardbound? F2: In the box to the left. Saka nakabili na ako before mo pa ibigay 'yan. Uwi mo na lang. Sayang e. G2: Wow. Nag-stay ng umaga. H2: Good morning. Una na ako. Sarap tulog ko e. G2: Maaga pa. Stay ka muna. Breakfast ka muna. H2: Umaga na. Kaya dapat umuwi na. Also, IF. So pointless, pag-stay. Thanks. I2: Puwede naman akong houseband. J2: Talaga ba? Parang biggest fallacy 'yan of them all bilang putok na putok ang paganaps mo. 'Wag ako. I2: Try me. J2: Next topic. K2: Saan ba ako sa priority list mo? L2: Alam mo ang tali-talino mo, pero ang dami mong 'di alam. M1: Masipag akong magtrabahong bahay. N2: E ano naman? Kaya mo bang magluwal ng bata sa mundo? P1: 1 year na akong single. Q1: Serial monogamist ka pa rin, huy. Kaya 'wag kang palakpak tenga masyado. Deserve mong maging single blessedness muna bago mo na naman hatawin ang dating scene. P1: Gusto ko 'yung interesting. Q1: Gusto mo ba 'yung ilalagay mo sa petri dish? Baka specimen naman kasi hanap mo bilang 1 year ka ng matino kuno. 'Wag ako. O1: 9 dogs tapos nagpapaanak ng aso on my own. Present. Row 1. P1: Nagpaanak sa bahay on your own kasi 'di mo na nadala sa ospital. Attention to details. Ekis. Ooops. Triple Ekis ka diyan. Busy mo e. Mga Katangahang-isip na PL na hindi mo alam kung anong gustong ipamukha sa'yo... or baka naman, katangahang-isip nga e: -Maniwala Ka Sana -U Got Me Bad -More Than I Can Say -Through The Years -The Man Who Can't Be Moved -Minamahal Kita -It's Gonna Be Me -When I'm 64 -Bawat Daan -Paborito -Ipagpatawad Mo -Ewan -And more na 'wag na nating ilagay dito because... katanghang-isip nga 'di ba? Ako naman, ganito lang kasimple flow ko ever since. 'Pag oks: Brown Eyes 'Pag 'di oks: Survivor Wala akong in between. Amen to Santa Santita Beyonce 5evs. PS: May AI bang hindi wonky para sa proofreading ng contextual English at Tagalog with slang na 'di umaayaw? Seryosong tanong 'yan. UGH.
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randomkposts · 2 years ago
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This is an older convo from Eclipse and I
I'm going through some old google docs, and felt it would work to post here. Enjoy
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Plot swap
K:"You know Eclipse, I've seen a fair amount of Harry ( or hp character) as an Archoblanco, or Harry goes to Italy, or reincarnation, or Harry interacts with the Mafia in some way, plots, but has there ever been a straight up mostly plot swap?"
Like, Lilly and Petunia had a mother who married out of the Vologa family, and being normal was a trait Petunia got from her mother, who wanted to be excessively normal to blend in and not get noticed as ex Mafia. Unfortunately, it comes to an end, when one of her grandchildren activates as a sky (and her cousins children all end up dead, and in need of a new leader)
So Reborn is sent to train Harry (and Dudley) Into a Boss, and subordinate. 
Reborn is displeased at the living conditions, and makes his displeasure known to the entirety of England. 
Not sure if they would have magic or not, in this one. Could be interesting to do, either way. 
Meanwhile, back in Japan, Tsuna wasn't sealed, but is on the autism spectrum, and going to Mahoutokoro, where his quiet study of magic is interrupted when meets half Italian, half Japanese Gokudera Hayato, a genius musician who loves to investigate, and drags him, and an increasingly growing group of friends to study magical beasts, rumors, and accidently gets them captured by an infamous group of white robes. 
Maybe in this one, Hayato was orphaned by this alternative white robe Voldemort, and Tsuna has to learn to fight to protect himself and his friends, while also surviving quidditch, and his schoolwork.
E: "Who would have the flame??
I WANTS THIS AU SO BADLY NOW
Hayato still being into science or space would also be greatly appreciated too!!"
K: "I can't see Dudley as a sky, but someone could probably spin it. 
I cant see him as much of a leader either...
What do you think Dudley would be?
Tsuna gets used to sleeping on the roof, from the many times Hayato brings them onto it to use the telescopes.
Hayato with his chemistry and biology books, trying to find out, exactly how potions work, so he can modify them!
The science of cooking!
He drags them to study magical animals in place of UMA's. Or hoping for some. 
E: ,While some may see Dudley as a cloud, by the stereotype of violence that seems to follow it. I don't think he would fit that at all
SCIENCE OF COOKING , SCIENCE AND MAGIC!
Tsuna can at this point name all constellations because of Hayato."
K: "In his sleep
No. Cloud is probably one of the last things I can see from Dudley."
E: " IN HIS SLEEP YOU CAN HEAR CONSTELLATIONS AND IN THE ARGUMENT OF PLUTO BEING A PLANET
Certainly. So am looking over the main characteristics so am feeling strongly towards storm or rain.
"To wash away is the requim of rain" not all of it but rings due to Dudley change in the 5th book
He seems calmer then, not all good but more calm."
K: Hmm, the expectations would probably be storm, so maybe I want to try rain to flip expectations a bit. 
"Maybe, someday Dudley Dursley will make someone a good rain." Reborn reflects "but right now, he is just a mess"
Alternatively, they are both Skies, and messes, and different kinds of messes, nither of which Reborn feels is suited towards leading the Mafia. Let alone together. 
Harry is an Electric sky, Dudley is a Rainy sky. Both are a mess he is not being paid enough to deal with.
Takeshi is the one who got Tsuna invested in Quidditch. It's not his fixation, although Tsuna likes flying, and wants to do something with it
Hibari, wears a gold robe, and values the rules of the school, and wants to bite this version of Voldemort to death with Tonfa's. 
E: "Hibari is gonna straight up murder Voldernort for even THINKING of bring the battle to the school.
Ohhh a good mic then for the skies!!!!
Harry and Dudley both hot messes! "
K: "So where is Xanxus in this? 
Vologa story ark? 
Because Dudley and Harry both have enough to sort out (particularly if they Sky battle each other) without adding angry competition (unless its to team up to win)
But I am also not quite sure what he would be doing in the wizard arc... 
Maybe a hit has been placed on Japanese white robe voldemort, and the Varia got hired. 
Xanxus in this verse, made his way into the Mafia, by joining the Varia, and eventually ended up leading it, after 14 year old Squalo decided "This! This is who I am going to have lead the assassins. And me! This angry street punk! Is my sky!" Wait, that's practicality cannon. 
Oh My god mon ami. Canon or AU, the Volga legacy is lead by disaster sky messes, and their equally disaster guardians!"
E:" Both Au and canon are ruled by disaster skies it is confirmed!!"
K: " Wait, one more thing. 
In this version Lavinia was a mistress, but when she was pregnant,  married a japanese man, moved there, and was killed by alternate version white robe voldemort. 
The Husbands brother raised him out of respect for what he thinks is his brothers son. Hayato takes piano, in memory of his mother. 
His world is upset by Bianchi, who wants to meet her half brother, by her revolation, which may mean, he may not have actually been raised by his uncle, and his mother may have cheated on her husband, and he is just all upset by this, ok!
In this world, there were no "artistic poison piano recitals", but not all on the family front is smooth for him.
Takeshi's parents were both hitmen. His father put away the blade to be a parent. His mother, had a harder time with that.
Or maybe Takeshi's mother was a witch, and Takeshi also has a debt of revenge to pay to White Robe Voldemort. 
I'm not sure what to do with Ismetsu. 
He might be dead, because sometimes the odds jut roll wrong, and he kept his family on the DL enough, that almost nobody knew he was married, to the point that nobody thought of his civilian wife (who hadn't gotten to inform him she was pregnant). 
Or maybe, when Tsuna got scared, what he called up wasn't flames, but magic. And Nana erased the memory from "Trimeto", and a lot of long conversations were had.
Or maybe it was public, and a mass wiping happened.
Also, what the heck should I do with Harry and Dudley, as an environment. 
The Dursley family, for all they look normal, have issues. 
So another environment for Reborn to train them in, would be needed. 
Dudley, to get away from his family, and in a place he can grow into a better person. 
Harry, a less abusive environment, where he can heal, and excel, without threat of Dudley sabotage. 
But what the heck do I do with them, send them to Mafia school?"
E:"Hayato life is never easy will it be? But an interesting background!!!
Maybe mass wiping of memory would also allude to peoples bizarre dislike of Tsuna"
K:" Thanks. His Uncle did not really know his brother's wife well, or the circumstances, but is trying to do right by his brother.
Hmm, that has possibilities."
E: "Mental magic can go bad sometime regardless of how skilled you are. More so if it was done with a mass wiping. 
Or the memory they lost got tied with emotions, we may forget but our bodies remember feelings invoked by certain things, Tsuna ended up evoking those feelings of anger or some
He's a good brother!!
Well for the time being they can be sent away to another Vongola territory
Consider Mafia Land too
Vongola and other allied all have rights to it, a training ground too and it travels!!!"
K:" Mafia land does hold some good opportunities. 
And people to train."
E:" Exactly! Also funnily enough in order to enter you gotta be able to prove your good at bribing" 
K: "Now what are some possibilities for white robe Voldemort's background... And maybe name. 
"If nothing else, starting at age seven, and the robes would make things very different for Voldemort"
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dorefasolsido · 2 years ago
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2.
1. What are you doing at this exact moment? (I want details, people!)
Details, okay. Sitting on the floor in the living room and doing a survey on my laptop while half listening to this true crime video my sister is watching. Occasionally checking my phone too.
2. The one song you will never get sick of? Additionally, any song recommendations?
I feel like there are sooo many songs I won’t get sick of. But I’ll go with Blood Sweat & Tears by BTS -- that song is just *chef’s kiss*. Alsooo, Jimin’s whole new album is fantastic, so that’s my recommendation.
3. Name everything you have ever wanted to be (occupations and random things, like animals!)
Oof, I’m pretty sure I won’t even be able to remember it all. But here goes nothing: writer, translator, chocolate factory owner, astronaut, archaeologist, Santa Claus, teacher, wizard in Harry Potter, actor, singer, artist, and ever since I got a cat, I’ve really wanted to switch places with it too.
4. What is the best fanfic you have ever read?
Ahahah so honestly, I only read really bad fanfics since I find them so funny. When I was younger I used to read some good ones too. But at this stage of my life, the more messy they are, the better. My absolute favourite of all time is My Immortal and well, it’s not good per se, but it’s a work of art.
5. Name every fandom you have ever been in! 
I’m a fan of many things but I used to avoid fandoms, so it’s only recently that I’ve actually got involved in a few. So I’d say just AoT fandom (a complete mess btw) and Army.
6. What is the saddest movie you have ever watched? Additionally, movie recommendations?
Any films where dogs die or watch their owners die, like, why. I think I cried my soul out watching Hachi and I’m not even much of a crier normally.
As for movie recs, Oldboy. Korean version though. Thank me or curse me later.
7. If you could direct your own TV show/movie, what would it be like?
I’d probably go for psychological horror with some really bizarre twist or so.
8. The cringiest account/fan account you’ve ever made? (oh god) 
I didn’t really have any, I think. There was a time I had this weird Google+ account where I followed anime pages and even became an admin of one, but I don’t think there was anything super cringy there.
...I hope.
9. What’s your aesthetic? Describe it to us.
I’m not really sure I even have an aesthetic, but I’m like a mixture of K-pop and rock/alternative/grunge scene with a little dash of Halloween (so, all in all, lots of black clothes).
10. One thing you’ve always wished you could do / be good at?
Dancing or painting.
11. Put a picture of your best (or your worst!) fanart/drawing ever!
I only do little chibi doodles here and there but they’re all pretty horrible lol
12. The best book you have ever read? Additionally, any book recommendations?
Oof, that’s a hard one. I guess one of my all-time favourites is The Trial by Kafka, but I have to mention Convenience Store Woman by Sayaka Murata because I feel like that book both fully understands me and also changed my entire outlook on life. It’s really short too, so everyone can and should read it!
13. Most exotic food you’ve ever had?
Idk, I don’t think I’ve eaten anything too exotic. I guess octopus is kind exotic in these parts, so I’ll go with that.
14. Post a picture of the weirdest/funniest text conversation you’ve ever had!
I don’t really save pictures of my convos with friends and I won’t go looking for anything now.
15. Random fun fact about you!
Last summer at 4 am in the morning, I decided to just chop off my bangs, so I grabbed regular kitchen scissors and did it, no planning, no idea what I’m doing, no nothing. Surprisingly, they turned out okay -- not the best, but acceptable. I shudder to think what could’ve been now that I actually watched some tutorials and know how I'm supposed to do it.
16. What do you think of me?
You’re a real engima.
17. Do you have any fake names? Pseudonyms? Idk, stage names, street names? If not, what would it be?
Nah, and I don’t know what name I would give myself anyway.
18. What is your idea of a perfect life?
Just having the financial freedom to travel the world whenever I want and health to support such adventures for as long as possible. 
19. Finish the sentence: “Oh, to be a _____”
Cat.
20. Is there a stranger you would like to meet again?
A sweet old woman I met on the bus once who was telling me about her health problems. She was so grateful because I adjusted something on her phone, and I really hope she’s doing better now.
21. Post a picture of you/someone you know doing something weird. Do it, you won’t. Coward. (Obviously the pic doesn’t have to have a face in it)
Nah, I’m definitely a coward
22. Is there a place you feel homesick for even though you’ve never been there? 
So, I wouldn’t really call that homesick, but I desperately want to visit Japan. And sometimes when I watch stuff related to Japan and see the nature and the streets and all, I just go like ;-; take me there already
23. Basic, but what’s your sign?
Leo
24. What sign do you act like? What sign do you wish you were?
Idk for sure, but I always think I act more like my rising sign, Aquarius. And I don’t know which sign I’d like to be, it doesn’t really make a difference to me
25. What is one unusual thing you do?
I’m in the process of making 1000 origami cranes because a legend says you can make a wish once you’re done. I don’t actually know what I’d wish for, but by the time I’m done, I’m sure I’ll figure it out
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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 4 years ago
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#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp comte#ikevamp leonardo#ikevamp dazai#ikevamp meme#i#my wife told me to look in the drafts and when i tell u witnessing this was an E X P E R I E N C E.#it was even funnier bc i only saw the first half at first glance so i see tall blonde and gorgeous and im like 'okay yeah lmfao'#i see painfully thicc and i SPUTTER but otherwise be like 'yeah its tru tho...' then i get to fucking 'b o r g a r'#just see dazai next to it and utterly LOSE IT ALSJHKG#I HATE THIS POST THE A C C U R A C Y#came for the painfully thicc--stayed for tall blonde and gorgeous--memed with B O R G A R#man it makes me miss the sasuke shenanigans from ikesen#like the memelord potential stored in dazai is S T A G G E R I N G I TELL YOU#all i can imagine is sebas one day handing MC a glass of water and her being like 'ah yes. enslaved m o i s t u r e'#sebas gives her a dirty look but dazai's like :oooo WAIT LET TOSHIKO-CHAN S P E A K#he has like an existential crisis and euphoric epiphany all at the same time--t h i s. this is what he was born and bred f o r#starts listening MUCH MUCH more intently to her convos with sebas#im crying just imagining MC finding lumiere and harry in some godforsaken dark corner/hole in the mansion#and instead of being like 'wtf how did you both even--' she just 'ah yes me and the boys at 4am LOOKING FOR B E A N S'#as she picks them up and takes them to their respective owners#and dazai's just like 'omg write that down WRITE THAT DOWN'#like can you fucking imagine her waking up and getting kissed by napoleon and just being like#'aight i don't wanna be his sleep paralysis demon anymore'#or 'WHO KISSES THEIR SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON IS HE ASKING TO GET K I L L E D!?!?'#and dazai is just in fuckin tears bc he can't take much more#isaac tries to ask him what's wrong and he's just 'the world is just so beautiful--y'know?'#to which isaac looks at him in disgust (cat banana face) because he doesn't even want to KNOW what kind of shitfuckery inspired this
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avi-nashpati · 6 years ago
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Hufflepuff: YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD AND I’LL START CALLING YOU THE ‘S’ WORD!
person: OH YEAH, WHATS THAT?!
Hufflepuff: S-S-STUPID! THERE! I SAID IT!
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chaos0pikachu · 3 years ago
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ngl it’s actually high-key frustrating to see a conversation go from discussing fan entitlement, namely invading a public figures privacy and getting upset when they find out *le gasp!* said public figure has a romantic partner that isn’t:
their acting partner
figure skating partner
band member
fucking etc 
but like, I see these convos in BL fandom(s) all the time and like it’s dope to see a majority of ppl being like “hey appreciate the friendship don’t get to deep, don’t invade privacy” but when an inevitable scandal~~~ happens (like with Mile today) the convo always slowly ticks towards xenophobia 
like, sorry but nah bro this isn’t an “Asian industry” problem, this sort of fan entitlement and hyper para-social relationship isn’t something that solely exists in “Asia” by which when someone says Asia what they mean is like, four countries whose content they consume - for BL that’s like what Korea, Japan, Taiwan, and Thailand - so you’re intentionally or unintentionally generalizing an entire continent of varying countries (including those four) who all have their own cultures and histories and indirectly suggesting that the “west” (by which of course we mean Europe and America never like, fucking South American countries or the Caribbean, and even then only certain parts of Europe) is more enlightened
and this is something I’ve seen for years whenever folks talk about “scandals” in East Asian countries - I see this argument a lot for example when American/British fans talk about the K-pop industry - like nah my dude
Ok look lemme break it down: some of the worst examples of fan entitlement and invasions of privacy and harassment I’ve seen has been from from western fans. Like, what happened to Mile? Mid. The shippers and anti-shippers of MewGulf? Basic. BrightWin stans? Higher up the chain but still not as wildin. 
Don’t get me wrong, these stans and shippers are still crossing some huge lines, but like, so far no one’s accused anyone of faking a baby.  
Louis/Harry aka Larry - I’ma just link this 2016 VOX article, and also mention when Harry and Olivia Wilde were caught making out on a boat the meltdowns on Twitter were huge 
Benedict Cumberbatch - Again, just gonna link this article about how fans of Benedict believe his wife faked their child, and is actually a criminal; I once read a fan say she was secretly a member of the yakuza and a meth addict who was trapping Benedict in a loveless marriage
Lord of the Rings - Aka the birth place of TinHatting, Elijah Wood was once stalked by a fan to a club to “prove” he was going to a gay club as part of a conspiracy theory that he was in a secret relationship with his costar Dominic Monaghan
Fucking Supernatural, all of it, but mainly J2 (Jared/Jensen) and Cockles (Misha/Jensen) - Here’s a 2015 article about J2 and it has all the greatest hits, their wives are breads, their kids are fake, the network won’t let them be together, etc etc 
There’s a lot of other examples I could give: Robert Patterson/Kristen Stewart, Kerry Washington/Tony Goldwyn, Caitriona Balfe/Sam Heughan and how the women Timothee Chalamet & Tom Hiddles (mainly during his peak tumblr popularity not so much now) were or are with often get harassed as well by their fans. 
The last couple is from the show Outlander and the conspiracy that Sam was the ~~real~~ father of Caitriona’s baby got to her ears and the harassment of her husband got so bad she talked about it here. Fans also “theorized” that Kerry Washington’s baby wasn’t actually her husbands but her costars, Tony Goldwyn, b/c they were “obviously” having a secret relationship. 
My point is, this type of fan entitlement, obsessive shipping, and hyper para-social relationship isn’t something that exists just in the BL industry, or in Asian entertainment industries. I think we as fans can have discussions about the boundary between fans and public figures, respecting an entertainers privacy, and separating them from their acting roles without diving into potentially xenophobic takes about Asian entertainment industries. 
Its not about which country is “worse” it’s about the flatline fact this behavior is harmful, damaging and wrong. It’s something we shouldn’t engage in period. 
anyway elmo out, new kinnporsche and cutie pie episodes in 3 days, drink water, eat some rice and get some air
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whorefordazai · 4 years ago
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Congrats on 600 follower luv you deserve it and I hope you're doing well ❤❤
If it's possible can I request a match up pls?
Taurus, ENFP, ravenclaw,short, black messy hair , she/her. Posibbly Addicted to caffeine.
My love language is a tie between physical touch and quality time. On first impressions people assume me to be uptight and probably harsh due to my rbf. With friends I would usually be talkative and noisy, although the context of the convo depends on how close they are. Generally enjoys deep talks and listening to other people's perspective (I find the different mindset people have interesting ). I'm quite ambitous and value my work. I try to convince myself to relax but it sometimes ended up with me having major anxiety and scared. My hobbies are alot. I enjoy anything honestly, although I guess it leans to anything that has to do with art =). Recently I'm into philosophy tho.
Ideally I love someone whose a balance to my more impulsive nature and is capable listening through my rants(I like ranting about anything from books to emitting minor existential crisis lol). An ideal date for me would be coffee shops but i would usually follow what my s/o wants.
I prefer male matchups and my favorite color is sage green.
I match you with...
Nakahara Chuuya! ´ˎ˗
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👾 chuuya really appreciates how you take the time to listen to someone and their perspective. he’s never had someone who would voluntarily listen to his thoughts, so he’s kinda surprised the first time he begins ranting and you’re just patiently listening to him. he’s not one to really talk about his feelings, but he feels comfortable knowing you won’t judge! he’ll like your input too <3 sometimes when you guys have deep talks, you’ll take turns listening and he’ll just lay on your chest with his arms circled around your waist. sometimes he’ll fall asleep while you run your fingers through his hair.
👾 even tho he likes work and being a criminal, it really stresses him out sometimes. so he’ll understand why you have anxiety. If both of you are having a bad day and you feel scared, he’ll hug you really tightly to his chest. he’ll even let you wear his hat for the day saying “keep it for now, as a reminder to come see me at the end of the day.” And if you’d say “I would never forget to see you, even if I didn’t have the hat.”—he’ll blush like crazy, press a kiss against your cheek and zoom 🏃🏼‍♀️💨💨
👾 he can definitely match your impulsive energy while still keeping you safe and in check. he won’t act like a total mother, cuz even he goes batshit once in a while 🤪 he’ll go along with your antics muttering stuff like “you’re going to get us killed” or “fine fine, just be safe.” he secretly LOVES how you’re not boring—he needs some energy in his life. It kinda makes him feel more human, knowing he can be this comfortable with you.
👾 he can actually have some duality when it comes to dates 😎 the both of you take turns deciding what to do. he usually (if he has time) plans a simple fancy candle lit dinner but he has no problem doing that domestic fluff and taking you out to cafes. after all, mori has made him literally take elise shopping before 🥲 as long as you don’t run into dazai, he’s calm and smiled a lot for the most part. a simple cafe date is enough for him, as long as it’s not crowded 🥰
SONGS ´ˎ˗
- this side of paradise | coyote theory
- apocalypse | cigarettes after sex
- meet me in the hallway | harry styles
- 505 | arctic monkeys
- fool for you | zayn
MESSY LAYOUT ´ˎ˗
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littlx-songbxrd · 3 years ago
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GOOD MORNING I'M AWAKE NOW AND YES WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT DO YOU STILL WANT TO?
Jdhsb the last part overwhelmed me but there were so many moments where I stared at the distance or felt myself aching with the characters!
And it took me FAR more than just one hour - how did you finish it up so fast??
Fbnfnfnd the power of speed reading harry potter in my religions class before my teacher caught me and told me off made me a quick reader
Anyways OH GOD THIS WAS SO GOOD YES I STILL WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
do you care to discuss how good Thomas Lightwood is being potrayed here and how much I adore him?
I feel like this is my main take away here just THOMAS CHARACTER WHEN GIVEN THE TIME TO THRIVE IS SO GOOD-
KAMALA?????? K A M A L A
NOT ENOUGH WORDS TO EXPLAIN TO LOVE I HAVE FOR THIS WOMAN
ID LET HER STAB ME WITH A SWORD IF IT SUITED HER
THE LAST SCENE MITERALLY HAD ME STOPPING EVERT SECOND LIKE 😭
Okok but can we talk how brilliant it was that Thomas had a convo about whay he saw when the sirens sung, where Alastair assured him and he got hed find what he was looking for, and then the sirens sound again and Alastair knows whay hes seeing and-
Its so smart in the plot sense
Its so smart as a scene
I was just AHHH I SEE I SEEE
This fict makes me like Mathew
Idk I thought I should mention it
THAT ONE SCENE WHERE THOMAS IS LIKE YOU DONT NEED TO MAKE FRIENDS BUT UF YOU WANTED TO CHRISTOPHER IS WHO I WOULD RECOMMEND NO HOLD ON I WAS IN TEARD
Thomas and Christophers friemdship can be smth so personal
The flowers scene
THE FLOWERS-
KAMALA MY GODESS MY MUSE
Anyways yeah im just obsessed
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dhr-ao3 · 2 months ago
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My Darling (Ex) Wife
My Darling (Ex) Wife https://ift.tt/7b2MhwV by thescribeofdamocles I got this idea from a tiktok/reddit post from Hypothetically (Cort) and couldn't let it go. The meme convo below is the inspiration. Hope you enjoy this silly little one shot! Hermione: A year ago I married my best friend Hermione: Dracos still mad at me, but Pansy and I were drunk and thought it was funny Words: 1152, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley, Daphne Greengrass Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson Additional Tags: Harry Potter Epilogue Compliant, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Bachelorette Party, Alcohol, Eloping, Marriage, Drunken Shenanigans, Best Friends, Hermione Granger & Pansy Parkinson Friendship, Established Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Gryffindor & Slytherin Inter-House Friendships, Las Vegas Wedding via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/vYNgV4d September 04, 2024 at 05:42PM
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clarapswald · 4 years ago
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Minor or Background Relationship(s), James Potter/Lily Evans Potter Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Harry Potter Additional Tags: Marauders, Marauders Friendship (Harry Potter), Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter), Canon Compliant, Fluff, Memory Loss Summary:
one day, sirius and remus take a call from harry. he wants to know more about his father. (the other side of the fireplace convo in ootp)
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harrywritingsbyme · 4 years ago
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Anon those proven false things, some of those are actually true but I don’t think all were. I still don’t like her, and that’s fine lol, we don’t HAVE to like her. Sending her hate is the problem. Also I don’t even care that she’s dated Harry, like I just don’t like her lol? Same with k, she’s done so many things that just make me not like her regardless if she’s dated Harry. But with c, she’s always made me feel weird lmao. It’s like when you just hate someone for no real reason
Anonymous Said: I think that stuff with all of the things with c that were proven false, I don’t remember it all but I think people did all of that so people would stop hating on her lmao. But also it doesn’t fucking matter if people don’t like her. She was friends with not great people and h was put in that friend group, it was a very weird time and a lot of things she’s said/done are kinda weird and off putting. I don’t fully remember at all cause I blocked it out of my mind but yeah it’s ok to not like her
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I'm only posing these to empty out my inbox bc I'm DONEEEEEEEEEE with this convo, its honestly tired at this point lmao😭
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ao3feed-romione · 4 years ago
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Boy Talk
Boy Talk by accioromione
Tumblr Prompt: 'Harry and Ron have awkward convo about Hermione'
Words: 449, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26247823
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