#( matchmaking meme; accepting )

[supershot73199]

Hey so this is kinda inspired by @virgamsysxvolumes lucky rush au but it's more my own twist on the bioshock inspiration. Actual prompt / idea below the cut

Ok so this would be a good parents au where Danny revealed himself to his parents shortly after the series (excluding phantom planet) and they were super supportive and asked for his help in learning more about ghosts. He also managed to track down Dani and brought her back to Amity only to learn that the ecto dejecto was only a quick fix. Eventually with Frostbites help they cure Dani but the only way is to essentially turn her into her core and let her form a new body in a special pod only she would be a baby. Now at first Jack and Maddie were going to fake a pregnancy and pretend she was Danny's and Jazz's sister however she and Danny bonded while they were looking for a cure and she accidentally called him Daddy. Danny was smitten and decided he would not pretend to be her brother and would be her dad.

The fentons pass it off as an invention gone weird that basically made a baby from Danny with no mother and Amity just shrugs at the Fenton weirdness and accept baby Dawn (She asked Danny to give her a new name before she was turned to a baby and I think that would be a cute name Danny would come up with.) Now 4 years later Danny is 19 or 20 and Dawn is 4 years old and Danny had been studying inventing like his parents and medicine from Frostbite. At Dawn's most recent check up Frostbite gave Danny one as well only to discover that Danny has been absorbing more ecto-energy than his core can handle because he is a primordial in the making (yes this is master of space Danny). So the solution to this is two-fold he has to move to another dimension with less ecto-energy and he has to where a special suit in his ghost form that frostbite and his parents made together. Which is this.

Just without the drill and maybe a little more astronaut themed.

So eventually they pack up Danny and Dawn and find a new dimension with a city where they can live without people asking too many questions. Gotham city. With the number of vigilantes already there Danny won't feel obligated to go out and fight and he can finish his degree at Gotham U and start a business making and selling meta specialized medical equipment and other helpful inventions. (But no weapons.)

So Danny and Dawn with their new identities and parents/grandparents, aunts and uncles (blood and honorary) settle in pretty well with Danny and Dawn going out on moonlit walks in Ghost form. Thus the people of Gotham meet Big Daddy and his little starlight.

Now as for who I would ship with Danny I personally love DannyxCass or Dead silent as I think the current ship name for them is.

So maybe she meets the single dad Danny at college or at the park for the first time but they don't really hit it off until Danny signs Dawn up for a ballet class that Cass teaches.

Meanwhile Bruce and the more paranoid Bat's are trying to find out more about this tank like Meta that the public named big daddy (I imagine people heard Dawn calling him Daddy and No one ever asked his name so they start calling him that as a sort of meme) after he beat down a feral ManBat who tried to go after Starlight. (They heard Danny call her that in the suit and ran with it)

Basically we have creepy tank man and his glowing ghostly daughter on one side and sweet Cass and Danny romance with little gremlin Dawn trying to play matchmaker on the other.

Also what I think the other bat's think of Cass new boyfriend.

Dick is full overprotective big brother.

Jason after seeing the way that Danny is trying to help the underprivileged and the fact that they are like something out of a Hallmark movie ships it.

Tim is paranoid about this stranger and is back to his old habits(stalking) to find answers.

Steph is full Gung ho wing women she will be Cass bridesmaid God dammit.

Damien starts off hostile thinking there is no way he's good enough for his favorite sister until he meets Dawn and suddenly he is declaring that Cass needs to hurry up and marry him or else he will because he will have that adorable little girl in his family no matter what.

Duke is wary at first because he hadn't ever seen someone who glows as bright as Danny and Dawn but the more time he spends with them the more he realizes that the bright glow is a safe and protective aura and that it reaches out and covers everyone Danny cares about. (Danny has a ghostly aura he subconsciously covers people he cares about with that let's him react to danger faster)

Alfred is already planning out weddings and birthdays. He always expected Dick to be the first one to give him Great grand babies but he's not complaining.

Bruce much like Dick is full over protective dad maybe he even borrows one of Alfred's guns to try to intimidate Danny.

Barbara who is both a big sister figure and a almost mother like figure to Cass is absolutely delighted. (It doesn't hurt that Danny made a set of leg braces that can read nerves to allow her to walk naturally again without needing surgery)

Selina adores the two and thinks they make a cute couple.

Also I think it would be funny if after all of Bruce, Dicks, and Tim's paranoia Danny just strait up tells them that he is from another dimension and even offers to let them tag along on the next visit to his parents so they can do a proper background check (which freaks them out because they hadn't told him they were doing that. At least until while they are discussing it and if that was evidence that Danny is more than he appears Cass says she told him that they were doing a background check on him. Not that Danny didn't already know but it helps the suspicion.)

But yeah part neutral Meta and park Hallmark romance.

Also maybe a side plot of Jazz coming to this dimension and maybe she has a relationship with Supergirl because I haven't seen that before.

[dotster001]

Can I request for headcanons with the twst second years crushing on their classmate who is also Malleus Draconia’s younger brother?

(thank you for your patience boo! I hope this is what you were looking for!!!! 💙 Also, holy shit there's a lot of second years 😂)

CW: male reader, reader is Malleus' younger brother, Sad Kalim, mentions of Malleus x Yuu for meme purposes

Malleus has lots of respect for Riddle. So when you asked him who you should go to to learn about human customs, Malleus pointed him in Riddle's direction. Malleus knows that Riddle barely knows modern human customs, but he is a matchmaker Extraordinaire now that he is dating Yuu.

Riddle is honored that the Draconia family thinks so highly of him, and does his best to teach you about what the children of men do these days. It's actually both of you just learning about humans, and it's so cute.

You and Riddle taking notes while Cater explains a magicam trend. Studious buddies.

It's on one of these adventures to learn about modern human things that Riddle looks over at you, and realizes how beautiful and ethereal you are. After that, it's over for him. He's a flustered mess around you and it's easy to figure out what's going on.

"Queen of Heartslaybul, I have gotten the permission of my brother, and request to participate in a courtship ritual with you."

Translation: "Riddle, wanna go to a movie? My brother says it's chill."

Everyone was scared of you both individually, but now? Power couple, power couple, power couple.

Honestly, at first he was so self conscious about it. How could Malleus Draconia 's younger brother ever reciprocate the feelings of a hyena with no money and no prospects. 

Like your brother, you're very wise. You know, and you decide to be the fae you are, and play with Ruggie until he admits it. You talk in riddles, and pretty soon Ruggie is dizzy thinking about this fae prince, but ecstatic that he is making headway with his crush.

Eventually, he cracks, and admits it. And you just smile knowingly.

"I accept your confession, little hyena."

Doesn't appreciate being called little… but with a sugar daddy boyfriend who'll let him snuggle whenever he likes,  he'll be your "little hyena" as often as you like.

Floyd is that kid who sees something, and is like "what would it be like if I bit that?" 

So imagine a merman, who has hyperfixations on biting things, seeing a fae for the first time ever in one of his first year classes. Azul spends weeks trying to keep you two apart.

When the time comes, and Floyd has chomped down on your arm, you find it hilarious. As a fae, you barely felt it, and as a prince, you'd never had someone bite you before. Instant friendship between you two . (Tried to bite your horns one time, was very pouty that they hurt his teeth)

You never question him when he nibbles on you. And it becomes a comfort for him. Bored? Find sea dragon, and steal one of his fingers to nibble. Sad? Snuggles, and nomming on your shoulder, please!

Realizes how he feels when he loses all motivation when you have to return to the Valley of Thorns to celebrate your brother's betrothal. He just mopes around the lounge, until you come back, and immediately tells you how he feels. So no more leaving him, okay! 

Really excited that he is now allowed to bite your lips…🥺

You wanted to study a merman, and Jade wanted to study a Draconic fae. While your intentions were much purer than Jade's, it's still a beneficial arrangement.

As a thank you for his help in learning about mermaid culture, you present him with a terrarium full of Valley of Thorns mushrooms. That's what breaks him.

But if anyone is able to outdo a fae in observation and outlasting…. It's Jade. Jade waits, and waits, and waits some more…and strikes when he's showing you around his home in the ocean.

"I'm certain you've received grander proposals than this, but I would love the honor of being your boyfriend."

He planned everything. He picked a beautiful spot where the bioluminescence of the ocean, and himself, would make him irresistibly mysterious and ethereal. But it also backfires and further accentuates your own unearthly features. Now you're both simping.

"I accept your confession, Jade. Although, if you're using me to get to my mushrooms, I'm not too sure my brother would take kindly to it." 

Both of you laugh, as though you each know a secret, but Jade instinctively wraps his tail around your legs and brings you closer….and it just feels right.

Azul starts out thinking that you will be in an easy in with Diasomnia and Malleus, but it turned out you could be just as unapproachable as your brother. Oh well, he loves a challenge from time to time.

Not long in to researching you, you join the board game club and challenge Azul to a chess match, here you may or may not have talked in enough circles that he reveals the scheme. 

He thinks he's blown int but you suddenly start making weekly visits to the Monstro Lounge. You order the same thing, make a cryptic comment and leave. It's like clockwork, and Azul can't help but feel you've hypnotized him with this routine.

He grows so comfortable with this routine, that he has your table and food ready before you arrive, and serves you personally. (The twins give him hell for it.)

When you invite him out….he thinks he's going to die.  He tries to keep up the business man persona, but he's such a simp. He's stuttering and fumbling, until you tell him how dear he has become to you, and how beautiful you find him. Then he stops fumbling and becomes a blushy mess that feels all warm and fuzzy inside.

The twins give him hell for it (pt 2).

People are not this warm and affectionate in the Valley of Thorns. You probably fall first honestly. Like Mal falling for Yuu, you fall for Kalim and spend all your time in Scarabia. 

You play Mancala with Kalim, and play as long as he wants/takes to win. Kalim loves that you don't get bored or annoyed with him.

During the phase where Kalim is being hypnotized and has memory loss, he notices you aren't around as often, and starts to realize how important you are to him.

After Jamil overblots, you come to see him immediately, and do a magical checkup to make sure he's okay. Kalim asks why you've stayed away so long, and his heart breaks when he sees your sad smile as you say, "You, yourself, told me I was no longer welcome."

Kalim cries and hugs you tightly,  telling you he didn't mean it, he loves you so much! 

After he calms down and gets to a good mental state, you both have a conversation about your relationship, and realize you both love each other the same. Happy ever after for two squishy boys!

You met when Lilia invited you to see his band. Jamil was sitting in the audience for Kalim, and you two had a great conversation before he lost his hearing from Lilia smashing yet another guitar.

Jamil is still trying to be average and unnoticed when you meet, so you don't see him much after that. But he sees you. He is enthralled by your natural skills,  and even though you're a rich kid, (prince) you carry yourself with an air of self awareness and kindness, and he can't help but think that in another life…

Stops that line of thinking really fast. A prince would never be with a servant. But in the days before his overblot, it's definitely you he's thinking about when he thinks about what he can accomplish with his freedom.

After the overblot, you doctor him up, and replenish any empty magic stores that could be a problem. Then you do his chores for him. If he wasn't whipped for you already….

You catch him watching you dreamily, and call him out on it. Then you take his hand and cup his cheek and tell him you feel the same.

"I'm not worthy-"

"I am the second born prince of the Valley of Thorns, a member of a long line of Draconic fae. If I say you are worthy, Viper, then you are worthy."

The way you say it, it's like you are weaving a spell to make it true, and make him believe it. If that was your intention, it worked.

Definitely a friend's to lovers situation. Silver being raised around you, and both of you at least starting at a similar emotional age (you've passed him, but such is the way of the fae) you were close for the entirety of Silver's life .

He has a sense of duty to Malleus and Lilia for his position, and he definitely still has a little bit to you due to your position as second born, but it's not as heavy for you, so he can mostly relax around you.

He realizes he's in love in a first year flight class when he fell asleep on his broom, and woke up in your arms after you caught him. 

It's a year later, and he's stoically escorting you to the library, when you decide to play with him a little.

"There's this little prince I've had my eyes on…"

Silver's a good knight, so he won't say anything, but deep down he's disappointed. All he'll say is something like, "I'm so happy for you, Prince Y/N."

Then you'll start describing him, and he'll falter. You cup his cheek and look deeply in his eyes and say, "My little Prince is named Silver, and there is no one else I'd rather have by my side." 

Oh.

OH.

Silver probably reaffirms his undying loyalty, then turns a bright red when you take his hand as you continue your walk. Honestly, I ship this one the most.

[scramboileditlog]

Natatawa ko sa sarili ko. Recently kasi I saw my friend post a photo with her co-workers na nasa BGC tapos nakita ko may shorthaired cutie siyang ka-work. Tapos syempre hinanap ko dun sa tagged people kung sino yun eh alam ko di naman niya ko i-a-accept out of nowhere. I remembered how girls like matchmaking, so kinausap ko nalang yung friend ko kung sino yun kahit alam ko na naman talaga tska if ever may jowa sasabihin agad nung friend ko. Hiningi ko lang yung name di ko naman sinabi sa friend ko na ipa-accept ako or anything. In-add ko bale sa facebook and nag-follow din ako sa instagram, mutuals na kami ngayon siguro kasi kinausap din nung friend ko.

These past few days inuunti-unti ko lang gawin homework ko in getting to know her kahit di ko pa talaga siya kinakausap. Yung attention to details ko kasi nagiging mas precise pag interested ako sa tao. Tska syempre at my age yung mga basic like asking favorite things, hobbies, etc, eh alam kong sawang-sawa na yung mga babae kakasagot so inaalam ko nalang based on what she post, background music sa story, memes, and her activities.

Ito yung mga reason why casual flirting and shit don't work on me eh. Ayoko kasing ma-bored and maka-bore sa mga basic or walang kwentang conversation so I observe before engaging in conversations. Tapos ayun nga upon doing my research nalaman ko na fan siya ng punk rock. So ako naman ito nagto-throwback ngayon sa rakista era ko thinking how I can relate to her interest, tapos ayon tuwang-tuwa ako kasi pinapakinggan ko yung mga paborito ko dati, Rage Against the Machines, Limp Bizkit, Dragonforce, Black Sabbath, at madami pang iba.

Di ko pa siya kinakausap masaya na agad ako. HAHAHA tanga amputa.

[sotwk]

Ok, lets do the OC Matchmaker game!

Bullet points!

🔫His name is Taughadron ("firm warrior" in sindarin) and he is a silvan elf lad, son of a brief yet proud line of silvan warriors.

🔫Having joined the armies of Oropher in the Second Age, he bravely fought in the Battle of Dagorlad only to be captured and enslaved by orcs under Sauron's command.

🔫As a slave, he was forced to reproduce and conceive uruk-hai offspring for Sauron's armies countless times.

🔫Castrated himself to ensure that Sauron couldn't further use him, was terribly punished as a result (Sauron removed his right eye and replaced it with a magic eyeball that reveals all that he thinks or feels, stripping his privacy from him).

🔫Is almost faded away, his fëa barely remains (body so thin he looks emaciated, extremely pale skin, cold body, eyes without any shine, opaque and thinning hair, fragile nails) and his body is covered in scars, with the biggest being the cut scar in the right eye all the way to the neck (he never opens this eye).

🔫Has a fatherly and kind personality, especially towards children and teenagers, but also has a certain ferocious side due to his harsh enslavement, and he also sometimes behaves in the manners of orcs.

🔫Has no more fear, does not back down anymore, and is not the kind to be commanded anymore; his loyalty towards Oropher and his descendants is all that remains from his past self as well as his hesitation to return to Greenwood due to shame.

🔫Currently lives with surviving uruk-hai camps at the borders of Greenwood after fleeing Mordor, as a dancer and bard for the richest orcs and ologs around; is under the protection of his former torturer, an olog named Az-Turduk.

🔫Can no longer fight or read, cannot run without a limp, cannot jump at all, can barely swim or stay afloat, needs to be reminded to sleep, eat and drink because he no longer feels his bodily needs; often wakes up screaming from nightmares and is repulsed by physical contact or fire.

🔫Feral traumatized gremlim, he can stomach anything and seems to not be surprised or disgusted by gore or violence anymore, and has developed a fondness for grog; absentmindedly eats small critters...

Oh boy, I hope these are not too long to be bullet points XP hope you like this poor ellon, my friend!

Oh my Valar, you really went to town WHUMPING this poor ellon, didn't you?? XD He definitely needs tons of gentle love and patience and someone with a strong heart and stomach just to lead him out of the horrors he's been through! The gentlest healer in Middle-earth would have to step up.

Do I know such a person?? As a matter of fact...

The SotWK Matchmaking Machine pairs Taughadron with:

PRINCESS ANARIEL, granddaughter of Thranduil! (SotWK OC)

The daughter of the late and great Crown Prince Mirion is so sweet and pure and innocent one might think she would faint at the history of someone like Taughadron. But truthfully, she has the strength of both her kickass parents within her, AND she happens to be an extremely skilled healer. Most importantly, only Nienna herself has more compassion than Anariel.

Of course, Thranduil will not approve at ALL, but well... <insert shrug meme>

PS. Theon Greyjoy in his "Reek" stage came to mind when I read about Taughadron. I hope you don't mind the fancast! :)

Thank you for trusting me to match up your OC! :

This OC Matchmaking game is part of SotWK's Summer Campfire Sleepover 2024. (Requests accepted only on July 11-15, 2024.)

[the-official-matchmaking-office]

So I don't know if this is a question you could help with but I didn't know who else to ask. Basically, there's this girl that I really like. She's in my grade and I'm really good friends with her. She's lesbian which is freaking awesome because well, I'm a girl. We've said 'I love you' a couple times but I'm pretty sure she means it to be entirely platonic. I don't tho. Like I really mean it when I say it. She's also said she's not interested in dating anyone right now so I don't think she even sees me as a possible crush. But...she's amazing. And kind and smart and funny. She's super observant and notices the tiny details in everything. She's in some of the same fandoms that I'm in so we get to talk about that often. We send each other pins and memes from our fandom and just random stuff to make the other laugh. I know she'll always have my back no matter what and she knows I'll always have hers. The thing is, even if she liked me back (and that's a big if) and was ok with us dating, my family is super homophobic and would never allow it. It just doesn't seem fair to her. I really want to tell her before the end of the school year tho. I know that there's no way that I'd be able to wait till after summer break. So I need help. How do I tell a super amazing, absolutely out of my league, girl that I like her? I need help really badly.

*rolls up sleeves* well i can say you have come to the entirely wrong person but i will try to help so firstly start like doing small things that people in couples tend to do for eachother but could be interpreted as platonic now i have no examples because i'm aroace and i don't give a shit about romance okay so next you're going to see what her reactions are to these little things and if she's fine with them you're going to start doing bigger gestures i.e giving her flowers or something and holding hands like stuff like that so someone who doesn't know you would assume that you two are dating but if she's comfortable with it than you should tell her that you really like her and if you're like me and have anxiety than you can find a secure place away from your family and write out each thing and her reaction and if she says that she likes you back than you can start dating but be careful if you're in public or at your house also if her parents aren't homophobic than you can tell them but say that your parents aren't accepting. oh yeah and if all goes well and she says yes send me another ask saying how it went

boom

also for your bit of information on the matchmaking office the boss we had before Councillor Alina became the boss was the ex-councillor Fitan Pyren and no one checked so legally until Alina became the boss Fitan was our boss which was fucking wild

oh yeah also while Fitan didn't technically pay me he would occasionally throw a luster or two at me and ask me to go get better coffee than the stuff we have at the office and let me keep the change

[morgansmornings]

Has your muse ever attempted a matchmaking scheme? Why? How did it turn out in the end?

This Meme: Accepting @brooklynislandgirl

Jay has never really needed to attempt to meddle with other people's love lives. 

Andy knew how to handle his priorities, more so with Cori. A stable relationship she watched bloom. A much better fit than the Jersey Devil. Beth, while oblivious, never really needed the help aside from having Jay as a murderous shadow lingering when it was clear the prospect was unwanted. She herself knew Emily was a serious person and being gone so long with the Dance Troupe was not something that really allowed the time for meddling when she was home in the states. Brian and Tabby were a set pair when they came into her life and thus didn’t need the help. 

She did try to set up a date between Beth and Danny once. It turned into a sleepover between Beth and Gracie however as Danny got called away on a lead. 

Needless to say, she doesn’t have to do much work on that end of things. 

[halliescomut]

KinnPorsche Season2- My Slightly Unhinged Wants

So I definitely thought I made like an actual post about all the random shit I want in season 2 to make it just the most insane thing, but unless I didn't tag it right I can't find it. So I'm making an actual list here.

Korn dies off screen for real before the season even starts. I don't care, I want him gone, he's just gonna make shit awful and I don't want it.

VegasPete domesticity as well as murder husbands, at least spread throughout the season. This is not necessarily unhinged, but I'm hoping writing it down will make it happen.

Big comes back as a ghost-based exclusively on these pics, because Nodt looks phenomenal in white.

He haunts the main family compound, but can only be seen and heard by Porchay (classic only kids can see ghosts shenanigans) and splits his time between trying to matchmake Arm and Pol and shit talking Porsche. Porchay assists with both.

4. A masquerade ball solely so that I can see this costuming happen (original post so you can see big picture):

I want Apo in a corset waistcoat with everything I have. Bodyguards are dressed as stupidly sexy penguins a la this post ... and I want to see Pete in this dress...

Do I have any clue what this masquerade ball is for or how it fits into the plot...absolutely not.

5. As far as actually including the mafia setting, I'm going with now that Korn and Gun are both gone, smaller families are trying to take over. Some are banding together, some are coming alone, but the Theerapanyakuls have to be on high alert. This leads to EVERYONE, minor family too, having to move into the main family compound and actually work as a team to figure out who they might be able to trust, and also working towards trusting each other. Vegas, Macau, and Tankhun all under the same roof....the sass will be through the roof. Iconic, perfection.

6. In addition to Chay helping ghost Big with his matchmaking scheme, everyone in the house adores baby Chay. All of them are this meme...

...and Chay takes full advantage of it leading to many a tiktok dance shenanigan.

7. This post about a show with the main and minor family aunties (RIP Erica, badass queen forever in our hearts) and bringing in Pete's grandma, amazing. The fun twist to it for my season 2: for safety and because she's getting up in years Pete has Grandma brought to the compound too. Cue her being another absolute menace to all of the Theerapanyakul men. I imagine her teaching Vegas to cook the way Pete likes, but also gossiping about all of the TPK men in front of them with Pete in their southern dialect no one else can understand. An amazing moment where she offhandedly mentions how she covered up Pete's fathers death (after Pete killed him, bc that's what I headcanon bc Pete's pa was an abusive piece of garbage) and everyone is in shock at this tiny badass. Ohhh there would be so much hilarity.

8. Season 2 ends with a KinnPorsche wedding, one that is almost ruined in the penultimate episode by another siege by the last holdouts trying to grab up TPK territory. We get the debut of Venice. Arm and Pol finally get together. Tankhun is ecstatic. Chay also finds out he got accepted to university.

I may add more as I think about it, but like...this is kind of a lot for a single season.

[enavant]

5 n 12 for the ship meme ok ok

━━ ❥❥❥ SHIPPING QUESTIONS ━━ accepting !!

❥ 5. how easily does your muse fall in love?

♡ falling in love i think is subjective, she's quite enamoured with the idea of love && does crave it. yet she is demiromantic more often than not in all honesty. she has to connect with someone in a deeper way to actually form the attachments where love is concerned, otherwise it isn't something that could really be called love. it's why she's had many exes && none that quite stuck in her younger years before her change && she tended to end up in that vicious cycle of returning to exes because it's both what she knew was available && what she genuinely thinks she's deserving of && why she has a weakness to being whisked right back to any exes she may have no matter how they treated her because it's something knowable at least.

she is much easier to fall into feelings of lust && her initial thoughts on ( mostly ) anyone who shows any inclinations of romantic affections her way is that it is simply lust on their part as well, due to several insecurities on her part but especially where she believes she is simply only wanted for her body && not her soul or entirety. shallow attachments are just easier to begin but she wouldn't call those kinds of attachments love or that she is in love. she can also be quite oblivious, being the type that if someone takes her on a date && is not blunt with their intentions she simply takes it as a friendly outing instead. she can, however, form crushes at times yet often she doesn't know they are crushes, she just lavishes with love where she believes she just feels comfortable && close to someone.

it takes a bit for her, actually, to realise she may actually be in love with someone && she does not recognise it often right away, she generally has that moment of 'oh...fuck...i love this person' that crashes into her so suddenly && knocks the breath out of her && incapacitates her, then she is entirely theirs && gives them every piece of her she can. && then incomes her insecurities until it's made known her feelings are returned in some way.

♡ aphrodite is less harsh about love especially where insecurities are concerned but she's also genuinely extremely vein && confident where j'isu's vanity && confidence is entirely a facade she uses to hide everything she's insecure about. she is very confident in assuming everyone is some level of enamoured with her, the opposite of j'isu. aphrodite also is completely enamoured with the idea of love as an entire concept in all forms. she craves it fully but is still also demiromantic because she needs to know someone deeply before or have a bonding moment for her to realise it is love in its truest form. she is, however, much easier than j'isu to fall for others && form little crushes, whether she acts on them or not is another story. she is not immune to grand displays in her honour being a catalyst for intense feelings on her behalf though, as she is very quick to feel something to someone who can show her these sort of gestures, i.e. stepping in && saving her etc. she really does love grand gestures much more than j'isu does but both have a weakness to someone caring so deeply about them they'd be willing to step in harms way or give parts of themselves in other ways they are just both incredibly weak to it for different reasons.

aphrodite does, however, end up putting her love of love more into other peoples' lives as well, tending to matchmake the people around her whether they like it or not && she just loves being a nuisance && getting involved in peoples' love lives && listening to silly gossip. she's one to make it quite known as well if she's in a relationship she isn't invested in or the love is not there if put into an arrangement, though j'isu on the other hand would simply hide her distaste && attempt to make it work. both are much more open && willing toward lustful relationships especially to start, since it IS easier for both of them. yet both, however, also do not feel as much in those type of relationships especially where sexual situations are concerned, because they both still feel more from deeper connections in general. && aphrodite has a bad tendency for apathy for people she just Does Not care about or like;; j'isu is more polite but also had that bad tendency toward apathy when she was young before she started her path to change.

❥ 12. what is your muse’s love language? ( answered already but i'll just copy paste for ease n added some extra )

♡ in a way, it's little pieces of all of them. though at the forefront in a strong degree is physical touch, quality time && gift giving.

when she loves someone whether romantic or platonic, she tends to become physically closer to them, offering soothing in the form of hugs or gentle pats on their head, warmth where there may be none that could heal even just a little. it's even in tiny subtle things like a hand on their forearm, leaning against them softly, simply being in their personal bubble. && spending time with those she cares for is a very big must for her, she can't help herself from trying to make sure they feel needed && important && also rather enjoys speaking it to them aloud, lavishing those she loves with praise && reminding them how loved && wonderful they are whenever she is able.

&& if you are close to her, you are certainly not safe from receiving handmade gifts, flowers from her own garden, little trinkets or items she finds along her journeys that reminds her of you or she thinks you may find useful, etc. she thinks quite a bit about the people she loves, especially those she has deep romantic bonds to, they are quite always on her mind in this case && she does tend to show that in little ways.

she tends to give quite a lot of attention && love when she is in a relationship as well && perhaps it's just her giving out the love she has always craved for herself in a way.

♡ aphrodite has the same love languages, in my eyes she felt so strongly about love that it absolutely was written into her soul && extended to every shard of hers that it could possibly render itself on. love in all forms, love for the star, love for her people, love for herself && her loved ones. so j'isu exhibits similar gestures as aphrodite would && a similar warmth && passion in displaying them as well. they both simply want everyone they care for to know they are extremely loved && safe && cared for no matter what.

[stingslikeabee]

🔮 – Does your muse believe in soulmates? How do you feel about writing Soulmate AU’s?

OOC shipping meme . accepting

While the answer tends to change a bit depending on the verse (in some cases, she’s more cynical or jaded than others), as a rule of thumb Melissa generally believes (and adores!) the idea of soulmates and is a fierce matchmaker (it’s a hobby she’s extremely dedicated to, and which can get intense and very annoying for the other parties involved). The funny thing is - usually she is not a keen believer of that applying to her own fate.

And yet, that happens more frequently than she would care to admit. The soulmate idea is a running joke between @dojimakaichou and myself, actually; we have so many different verses written out for them and the way they always manage to find each other has been teased in character in a recent meme reply, even. XD But even in her original FFVII verse (where she owns a brothel and should be someone disillusioned in relation to love and soulmates given her profession and work environment), it still happened rather routinely and it took her by surprise every. Single. Time.

So, long story short: Melissa believes in soulmates and frequently gets a happy ending with hers, much to her amazement, haha.

In terms of the AUs, I actually love it. :) I’m a sucker for star-crossed lovers and that sort of thing, and people fighting gods or the fate or the universe to be together if they’re meant to. I really enjoy the idea of people meeting in different verses and having that lingering familiarity because they were soulmates in another plane, and that sort of energy leaving a trace. Basically: yes, give me all the good romantic and wholesome things (even if it has a bunch of dramatic and angsty stuff in the middle) because this is 100% a thing for her that I enjoy writing out. :D

[distopea]

🍵 – Is your muse a gossip? Do they like to meddle in other people’s relationship business? Do they like to play matchmaker? Would they let someone match-make for them? / for Mika

@aurorxaeternitatis

shipping meme ooc (let's say I don't accept anymore, I have waaay too many to honor)

If I take all of these one by one... First of all, Mika is not at all into gossip and wouldn’t surrender to his own heavy curiosity on that matter. Somehow, he’s a very discreet person by nature, and it extends to the people surrounding him. He doesn’t care about their secrets, what they have said or not, the rumors... He only focuses on their behaviors, the feeling he has of them and if he senses that he can trust them. His own perception is his only radar, even if it’s not always right on point... 

He doesn’t step in people’s business, even when it’s not fair towards him, but might if it actually can hurt someone he cares about. Then, he will try to make his possible to clarify or ease the situation, or simply to say that they are doing something stupid if they are the one directly involved in troubles. 

He would be terrible as a match-maker for real... Because he’s not the best at reading the room sometimes so it’s better he doesn’t try being between people either, he might interprets things that don’t exist or vice versa. However, if someones wishes to do that, and if he thinks he can trust them, then he’d try and let them... But he might be utterly flustered about it! 

[kimtaegis]

I'm a different anon and I just wanted to say I can definitely relate to your other anon, whose friend lost interest in the tannies. I also have a friend, we got into BTS together, shared clips and memes and stories we learned about them, and then a year ago she kind of just drifted away from them. She still follows them but only loosely, and she's more into other groups. It made me sad too because she was my only irl friend who I could talk to about them but not anymore. My best friend is not into kpop, but she always listens to me whenever I rant to her and she supports me, but it's just not the same as with someone who is also into them, you know? We still talk about the tannies, share stuff now and then, but I miss the days when she was only focusing on them. :( And like I listen to her rant about these other groups, but I'm not interested in them, so I can only nod and smile, and just miss the days when we would do this with the tannies. </3

we should do some kind of matchmaking and get you and previous anon together! I’ll join you too! no but jokes aside, that feeling does suck and I totally get that talking about it to someone who’s not really that interested in them anymore is simply not the same. but it is very sweet that your best friend can see how important they are to you and that she’s trying her best to be there for you even in that regard, she seems to be lovely 🤍 I wish I had some good advice or something but we’re basically all in the same boat… I fear we just have to accept that interests change with time, but those fun memories will always be there and there are soo many more people out there who love bts, I’ll stay optimistic and hope that we will all find someone new to talk to and if not, we still have this place here where we can always go crazy about them together <3

[throwaway-yandere]

it is i, 🕯️ anon, back again to flex on how bad i am at matchmaking wassup yo-- i haven't done any assignments rn if you see me online in genshin, no you don't (honestly i'm just afk and i'm writing an article rn while sobbing tf out--)

ANYWAYS, i got my candidates ready here- you probably won't know some of them but oh well it do be like that sometimes-

this matchup is a romantic(?) one i suppose (help i am not good at romantic set ups i just angst help), let's just keep it limited to genshin only. if it were only in genshin, its either.... damn.. cant think of anyone, so i'll just list down the top 3 i could think of.

1. in first place is Dainsleif, yes, i suppose i can spoil you with this one. the passion and the priniciples (and death flags) he has prob got you sobbing on the floor. he is the type of person who would think about debts too???

dain, handing you a lunchbox: you brought me lunch yesterday so i got some of this for you

you, sobbing: how much is that, that looks expensi--

dain: that's homemade and payment for yesterday, pls accept.

in emotional sense (a different way), i dont know how dain reacts to doubts and how he comforts people, does he only use words? use actions? does he inspire you to the point that those doubts are overwhelmed with motivation? no matter what it is, dain is not a heartless man, he will surely be patient with you. he is the type of person who loves you for who you are, no matter what your flaws are, such love so tender and genuine, he would be a gentle lover for sure.

2. the second one isnt a meme okay (yes it is), for some reason i could see you being compatible with gentle ones, and diluc sure fits that criteria, albeit inferior to dain in one rank.

he and dain are almost similar in actions (because i am not creative and my brain cells are spent on my assignments) but he would be a clumsy one. bet you'd be the first (and hopefully his last), he is quite careful not to ruin your relationship because he knows full well that one relationship that is built slowly thru some many years can be destroyed in just one day, and because of how he wants to perfect anything, he would be quite clumsy at that too. diluc is also a patient man (and a sly mfer fatui got no chance) and is quite understanding, hes the type who will surely spoil tf out of you by making something (because you will surely reject anything he buys with mora)

but of course, he has his own baggage to deal with, but its not like it affects your relationship so badly that both of you will feel like you're walking on thin ice. its just there. for angst purposes.

3. because i want chaos: haitham. no more context.

//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

You think its done? HAHA NO ITS NOT I HAVE FEW MORE--

Yeah like just few more dw??

let's start with someone i bet you'll have a hard time getting along with-- ("aint this a MATCH up??" YEAH and it didnt specify if it should be compatible--) my boi chung myung!

actually, this is a platonic matchup, mainly because i can never see him in a romantic relationship (despite looking like wei wuxian). he is very dedicated to his craft (to the point of self-destruction), very loyal to his sect and has principles he stick to (like a stubborn no thoughts brain empty). he's chaos himself-- even have the nickname mount hua's mad dog (lol) and mfer punches bitches left and right, so you have a 50/50 chance of either becoming his victim (wait thats a 100 percent chance-) or making him worse.

he sounds like the worse match ever because i cant bring him to justice. despite his sharp tongue and rough actions, he is actually the type who cares too much, the type who sacrifices too much (even himself) to prevent losing ANYTHING or ANYONE. he strives to conquer all because he once lost everything (mfer that quote of his made me sob like a baby), if he was your friend, he will be the type who will undoubtedly make you better (even thru uhh violent methods), a great pillar/support, he seems like the type who would try to reach the stars and you'll end up being inspired and influenced to do the same.

also he got grandpa agenda going on lmfao

Okay few more-- phew. Yknow what, lets just summarize it down to make it quick.

1. shen qingqiu! (platonic matchup) he def needs your help, you'll be his "how to survive being tracked down by a yandere", dramatic af, if you two are friends he would be your beta reader and he is not afraid to say the truth-

sadly he is dense as fuck. goodluck. god bless.

2. lloyd fronterra (platonic matchup). if you both are besties then its gonna be the end of the world. enjoy your money making shenanigans. he would def support you plagiarising harry potter in another world. besties? or worsties?

3. baek chun (platonic matchup) idk lol because you need a leash to calm the mad dog down, he is the leash (unfortunately for him), also enemies to besties frfr, punch him in the face frfr, honestly i dont know what im saying anymore??? he is a very nice friend (post-humbled era) (i have more to say about this guy, just say he is 50-80 percent kin of yours, idk how?? its just a feeling-)

4. her <333 because you deserve the best <33

i have so much more but my brain isnt really braining rn oh well guess i'll perish.

also here

not a matchup lmao just him staring at you

(ask referring to this post)

I...

"let's keep it limited in genshin" top ten best lies phitre had ever spoken–

This is a phcking ride to read my bestie. 6 years of friendship with this woman @a-dose-of-phitre. Half a decade + one extra year. Four more years and I'm jumping in a casket while this guy puts wheels on it and let my rotting corpse wander the earth.

Also love how you start with a worstie before the platonic matchups lmfao

Don't know him but based on how you described him I'd definitely be besties with Shen Qingqiu if his hobby is getting tf away from a yandere lmao... And i also need a beta reader. It's a good deal.

Are you sure Lloyd and your besties and we're just mutual friends

"50-80 kin"– alright mfers we finally found a guy ansy can relate to. Hello Baek Chun–

(btw the last sentence made me snort so much mfer. I phcking thought you'd let me be platonic friends with Ayato you lil sht.)

Y'all cant make me soft for dain and then suddenly go "yeah you're not THAT compatible" hdjxjwHEJSJAHAHAHAHWH YOU BEECH–

Dainsleif is such a gentle lover but alas he is not The One ™️😔 even I know that. But I take solace that there's a possibility we'd be besties and that's it lmao

ANSWER ME, PHITRE GIVE ME THE TRUTH–

Edit: yOU BEECH

I DIDN'T REALIZE THE DAIN PIC WAS HIM GETTING KILLED BY MY OC WITH THE PHCKING BROOM AGAIN 💀💀💀💀–

[accelsynchros]

action meme ( accepting )  › 🗡️ - to point a weapon at your muse . (Manga Yuzu! And by weapon, I mean her fan cause uh she wasn't happy to be kidnapped and taken to a place in-between dimensions Bruno, LOL)  › @universestreasures​

“ sorry, sorry- ! don’t hit me with that, i’m against violence! ” even if a fan isn’t so threatening, the look on the young woman’s face certainly is. the place between dimensions was not so unfamiliar to bruno, but to someone else? ah, she had not lived a life before this ( after this, perhaps- a survivor desperate for something softer than the ruins around him. in Z-ONE’s kingdom, the emptiness was welcomed compared to everything he had known ). eve had wanted yuzu to be brought to this familiar ( unfamiliar ) place, and antinomy owed her a life debt. the scar over his heart was proof of his new oath; this new loyalty. 

( it’s strange, knowing Z-ONE no longer needs him. yusei saved the future, and bruno lived and loved- 

somewhere in the future, vanni borelli had married aurora lamont. he played matchmaker for ruben and mimi. he basked in glory and love. 

he does not meet elian van asch- the blond man’s face is recognizable from the many scientific articles he’s written, and he only crosses paths with yoichi tenma once- a plain, but profoundly memorable man with more talent in one hand than vanni had in his entire body. he tries not to think about that too hard. 

whoever aporia had been remains a mystery, but something about that hotshot with the unruly red hair and piercing green eyes makes him check delta eagle’s data twice before he makes the drive home ) 

“ i was sent to make sure you were safe, and this was the safest place- ” 

“ yeah, yeah that sounds stupid, i know- i probably should’ve explained that before just ... really, there’s a good reason for this! ” he knows the impact of the past on the future- he knows it intimately. and yuzu was someone important to eve, just like yusei had been important to Z-ONE. in order for things to turn out right, key players had to be kept safe. whether or not she knew it, yuzu was one of those. 

“ it’s a lot to unpack, but i can promise you won’t come to any harm here- ” 

he’s not sure if that sounds as reassuring as he wants it to, but he’s sure that she might hit him regardless. he flinches and thinks of a cluttered garage and a fascinating d-wheel, and jack’s calloused hands; crimson marks on five arms, bright smiles and loud laughter. he thinks of the day the sky fell. maybe this is the sky is falling for yuzu. he should’ve thought of that first. 

[schattenmagier]

❤ – How affectionate is your muse? How do they feel about PDA? aaaaaaand !!! 🍵 – Is your muse a gossip? Do they like to meddle in other people’s relationship business? Do they like to play matchmaker? Would they let someone match-make for them?

[ Shipping Meme OOC // Accepting! ]

❤

// When she is really in a relationship, she becomes very affectionate. If that is wanted at least. Her affection shows mostly through spending time with her partner, and stuff like hand-holding. And the vigilante has no problems with PDA. Well, she might be a bit shy at the beginning, but would soon be completely fine with it.

🍵

// She doesn't really tends to do that. I mean meddle in other people's relationships. Not with strangers and not with friends either. Because she really isn't one to really tell anyone what they should do or not do in their relationships with someone. Perhaps if a friend asked her for some advise, she would give them some from her perspective. And no, she wouldn't ever play matchmaker. Lilli also wouldn't feel that comfortable if someone played matchmaker for her. No matter if it's a friend or not.

[seelestia]

calling 1-800-SEELESTIA for the matchmaking event !

hi theree!! thank you for holding this event !! i'm quite a new user of tumblr so it's my first time participating (and learning) about these kinds of stuff 👉👈 i hope i did it righttt <33

anyway here's some stuff about me!

[ personality traits ] - quiet, polite, respectful, skeptical, aloof, detail-oriented, a menace to ones i'm close to

[ hobbies ] - writing, watching documentaries, lurking and laughing at any twitter drama (it's fun lmao), singing alone (but i don't have a nice and dulcet voice ;-;)

[ interests ] - history, out-of-pocket jokes, weird food combos, cursed memes, tv shows/anime, all kinds of music

[ love languages ] - quality time, giving gifts, & words of affirmation

[ mbti ] - INTP-T

[ additional stuff! ] - she/her, my height's shorter than average T-T, tbh i don't know the exact meaning of the word dulcet 😭

thank you so much againnn!! i hope you have a nice day <33

thank you so much for choosing 1-800-SEELEETIA's speed matchmaking services! the keyword: dulcet is inserted . . . congratulations, your result is successfully unlocked! [ submissions are closed, event post. ]

lia's note: hi, anon! dw, you did a great job and i extend you my warmest welcome to this hellsite of ours (affectionate) >:) <3

「 YOUR MATCH IS . . . HEIZOU! 」

Most people may take a look at your interests and think that they may be a little... unique. But what else would the word, "unique" be if not specifically made for our detective, SHIKANOIN HEIZOU himself? Your aloof attitude barely wards him off at all, you're not so certain if it's a good thing or not.

To him, it is rare to find someone who shares interests within his range. What are the probabilities of finding another person who loves historical topics, documentaries, trying out different things, and silly jokes? You're like a gold mine he can't miss out on. His intuition is telling him that there is a spark just waiting to be ignited!

So, you'd best bet HEIZOU will pester you persistently until you accept his extended hand of acquaintance. He is the tenacious kind with a certain charm to him, unfortunately; always flashing you that playful grin whenever he brings up a topic he knows very well you're dying to nerd out about.

Once you grow closer, however, it just becomes a competition to see who would be the better menace between the two of you. Besides, your sense of humor coincides with his, you'd have loads of fun snickering when you spill tea about gossips with him. You and HEIZOU are just known as each other's partner in crime by other people, at this point. Maybe he isn't so bad, huh?

(By the way, remember that thing when he used to call you a gold mine back then? He found a better way to rephrase that, so how does "my one and only destined soulmate" sound, partner? Hah, he is messing with you... just a little.)

「 RUNNER-UPS: Itto, Kazuha. 」

[inseparableduo]

🌻

Meme || Accepting!

Twins are low-key matchmakers. In 'cannon' they have helped about 3 different people get married. A kitsune, mermaid, and selkie respectively.