#(Too)

[mrsterlingeverything]

[achillesuwu]

Honestly the idea of magical advisor Merlin is so fucking funny.

Like, you go that man, who used to be the king manservant (still kinda is) which is already a powerful position on its own but like…Now you know that the dude sitting there is like a whole army in one place. Your political power ? Worthless.

The power that your land give you by yielding a lot of food ? Useless

You got that man sitting next to you who not only have the ear of the king but is also like a whole ass kingdom in powerscale by himself. He is running late for every meeting because he had to ‘catch up with some things’, bickering with the king 24/7, throwing random background info about things that are ACTUALLY a big deal (‘oh, that place feel lively’ = hey we are in the middle of an atmospheric river of magic, it can either explode or give us nice dream <3).

Before you had to deal with an unhinged favorite-servant of the king now you have to grasp the fact that your king may actually be the favorite out of their deal.

[willyfeltching]

[somerandomdudelmao]

@tapakah0

This little bunny means the world to me

[sailorgundam308]

Where there’s a hole…

Lazy mornings at elfsong tavern…

[justpentdraws]

he's just sleeping... i am strongly not normal about oli's origin story in empires 2, in every possible way.

alt versions under the cut!

[kwekuw]

ii16 leak (real)

no they don't gotcha

[wanpie]

They're so real for this

[yoursdeadlynightshade]

'I have sex with you a lot in my mind.'

But it's Regulus Black about James Potter before they got together.

[sc4rl3tr41n]

HC that Noel is like. Eerily flexible.

LiKe he could do this

The others find it creepy (maybe not Mischa or Ricky)

[yellowarchivee]

Her

[jesterjaxx]

one thing about Duncan is he loves a bitch who will actually just kill him

[cracklewink]

Science-themed Mermay Day 1: Symbiotic!

Pistol Shrimp + Yellow Watchman Goby

[aithusiel]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[garrandia]

🧵 🧵 🧵

[yuri-is-online]

Sexism in gaming will only truly be defeated when medival fantasies give you the option to wear a gown to the formal ball mission and not the blandest surcoat and breeches combo available.