#*hcs

[aerithsfair]

more fluffy langdonmel headcanons because why not

okay we love protective langdon but what if it’s the reverse? they don’t tell anyone aside from the people who absolutely need to know (robby and hr). it’s a crazy saturday shift when the chairs are pact, tensions on the er floor and at chairs are astronomical—langdon takes a fist to the face when a fight breaks out, resulting in a broken nose, a possible concussion from hitting his head on the way down, and a black eye. samira asks if she should call his emergency contact (his ex-wife? maybe? she thinks just because they’re not together doesn’t mean she’s out of his life.)

and despite langdon’s efforts (“i swear to god, i’m fine. she doesn’t need to worry anymore than she already does.” “don’t call her. she needs the day off today.” “robby—jesus christ it fucking hurts!”), robby does it anyway.

“i told you i was fine.” he mumbles to no one in particular when he hears mel’s voice ten minutes later, frantic and asking dana what the hell happened.

“i’m fine, angel.” he tries to pacify but flinches when she touches his nose. “you don’t look fine, frank.” she retorts. it’s cold and passive, but the look etched into her eyes: of worry and concern and oh so much love says otherwise. he almost forgets the many pairs of eyes in their direction. almost. he sees the grin on whitaker’s face, mateo passing a twenty to perlah, a high five shared between santos and mckay. (“since when was mel his emergency contact?” langdon hears samira whisper to robby. “since uh, about six months ago..” he confirms.)

frank hates the healing stage because he can’t kiss mel for longer than a couple seconds and makes it everyone’s problem.

they’re good—great—at what they do. almost too good. knowing what equipment each other needs without having to speak, finishing each others thoughts like they share one brain. it’s magical when they’re paired together but a nightmare for literally anyone else who is with them. one time whitaker got roped into working a case with them and the whole time they spoke in half sentences he almost left the room. (“dr. king, can i get—“ “on it.” “dr. langdon, there’s bleeding in the—“ “i see it.”)

they’re also super professional. for the most part. little touches here and there are saved for moments in passing when they think no one is looking, but the air during a valentine’s day shift catches up to both of them. mel, usually hyperaware contact she’s giving, can’t seem to keep her hands to herself. brushing the hair out of his face, or wiping the sweat off his forehead during downtime spent at the nurse’s station. and langdon is ten times worse than any other day. (“look at my mel, isn’t she beautiful?”). all the staff are tired of him by the end of the shift. like he brings her up to every single patient for no fucking reason other than he can. he also leaves a rose in her locker every hour with little notes because he’s just that obsessed with her.

mel tried to bake him cupcakes which she also left in his locker but she’s terrible at cooking so it doesn’t come out as pretty as she’d like and langdon thinks it’s the cutest thing in the world.

“the least you could do is keep the eye fucking away from patient view.” santos tells him ten hours into the shift. he simply grins, stealing one more look at her. “if being in love is a crime, baby i’ll do the time.” santos leaves to find the nearest trash bin to hurl into.

[noodles-and-tea]

[heartbreakincident]

nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

[oifaaa]

Someone in that poll said not to watch naruto bc it's queerbait and I hate to tell you this but naruto wasn't trying to queerbait you it's actually the number 1 example of "text is so misogynistic it becomes gay"

[criiitter]

:3

bonus:

[eydilily]

some screenshot redraws from the outreach!

[wolfythewitch]

Henry Clerval and the creature

[pppuri]

aim for the target

[shandzii]

this cookie so intelligent

[hinamie]

newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

[1kk4ku]

RIGHT IN HIS BEST FRIENDS MAN!!!

[iveoy]

he’s thinking

[boobilby]

Anyways

[amikoroyaiart]

Sharing body heat 🥺💕

[wondersimp]

*Someone asks Dick to pass the salt*

Damian: …Grayson, how do you tell apart someone addressing you by the name ‘Dick,’ from one who is insulting you by the genitalia word ‘dick?’

Dick: …Well, um

Jason: He can’t.

Dick: What no, of course I-!

Jason: *maintains eye contact* Trust me, You. Can’t.

Dick: *stares* How often are calling me a Dick and not my name?

Tim: *without looking up from his phone* Oh, it’s usually used synonymously.

Dick:

Damian: I see. *goes back to eating*

Dick: *mentally questions every time someone’s said his name*