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Dash did a thing...
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The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???
Naked mole-rats:
#naked mole rat#animals#esoteric biology jokes#memes#I’m bald#I love this meme sm every time someone uses ‘I’m bald’ like this it gets a snort outta me#also real talk go read up on naked mole rats they’re doing wild stuff with their physiology#I’m impatiently awaiting a good NMR popsci book to come out#but alas I still haven’t found a really good one
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some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases
#public health is sort of a neat idea. does anyone want to try it#guy hacking and snorting in this bookstore im talking to you#skravler
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hello? hello? can anyone hear m
#spent the last 2 weeks snorting straqight yaoi cocaine. its all fucking over#arcane#arcane season 2 spoilers#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayce arcane#jayvik#my art#what thee fuck ever. can u tell im biased for homotron 9000#addicted to these marker brushes btw shoutout halftone hospital
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beloved exy boyfriends 🤲
#having an aftg relapse#snorting andriel cocaine#oughhh#andriel#aftg art#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#neil josten#andrew minyard#the kings men#the raven king#nora sakavic#fanart#procreate
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Tim: I can’t tell dick?? I don’t want him to think I’m crazy or not trustworthy bc I’m doing something reckless??!
Jason who saw Dick make out with a mark to steal something from his pocket when Dick was 17:…
Bruce who saw Dick jump off a moving plane and hum the song “I need a hero” instead of calling for Superman:
Wally who say Dick go fuck it and infiltrate a sex trafficking ring as a stripper bc someone said he was too pretty to work for the mob:
Roy who has smacked dick out of delusions 15 times too many:
Clark who saw dick stay in a radioactive city for vibes:
Diana who has heard Donna’s concerned ramblings since she was like 12:
Damian who saw that Dick turned the bat ears into projectiles that can electrocute you:
Steph who saw the same thing:
Tim who refuses to believe Dick Grayson can do anything that isn’t brilliant, premeditated and completely the best option: I CANT HE’ll be so disappointed:(
#dick grayson#batman#nightwing#jason todd#batfam#tim drake#bruce wayne#comics#damian wayne#batfamily#Superman#one of the titans has seen dick snort a line and sit on a mobsters lap#for more info#they know he’s insane#Tim however sees the sun#Dick can do no wrong#he’s never been wrong actually
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Dash did a thing...
#*snort#solas#veilguard spoilers#also#awesome art#on that next post#it'll be on my dash again in 7-10 business days (ie - queue)
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He's been hauled around by so many people and animals at this point in his life that he's starting to rate them by size and comfort level.
He's literally bent over backwards on a horse ridden by three other men here. He's having this thought in the privacy of his own mind while frowning at the sky, still shot full of lead bullets btw. Peak Law moment.
Episode 690 at 20:54 (the voice acting for this line is amazing)
#trafalgar law#one piece#just a few minutes earlier Luffy comes running ROARING into the scene with Law on his shoulder. like out of the fog. from a distance#as if he's been running and roaring for quite some time#when it's just them. Luffy wasn't even screaming AT anyone. just roaring while running when nobody is around to hear except Law#and Law is just dead silent. unmoving#and the thought of Luffy screaming for prolonged periods of time while Law is on his shoulder almost made me snort spaghetti out of my nose#I forgot how completely zoned out he is for a lot of this#ragdoll cat potato sack man lost in his own little world
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back when things were simple
#if i had a nickel for everytime i drew characters looking at their baby self id have two nickels. which isnt a lot but#anyways snorting my daily line of kriselle rn bc they keep making me feel insane. enjoy#deltarune#kris deltarune#kris dreemurr#noelle holiday#noelle deltarune#kriselle#you bet im gonna make art of the couch scene btw#art#my art#digital art
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...Fallout
After a long time in the bunker, a voice comes over the radio and says: "to those who have survived, it's safe to go outside." You gradually make your way out and open the emergency door, but what you see on the other side leaves you filled with horror.
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Dick: Hey, Tim, your birthday is coming up, do you want anything?
Tim: Actually-
Jason, munching on a sandwich: Nah, that motherfucker was born by C-section. It's not his birthday, it's his release date.
Steph and Babs: *shoots water out their noses*
Bruce: JASON!
#incorrect quotes#dc comics#incorrect dc quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#dick grayson#inspired by a TikTok meme#I thought it was funny#I snorted so hard soda shot out of mine#it was beyond funny
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#please no spoilers it's my first playthru#when Theresa said this I actually snorted out loud#I barely know this Capon shithead but I know we're 100% romancing him next game#he's insufferable it needs to happen#we need to humble him#Kingdom Come: Deliverance#Henry of Skalitz#Theresa#Hans Capon#galoodle
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better than drugs
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