#-jazzy screams forever-

[jazzy-art-time]

here, have what my half-asleep brain conjured up reading all abt seppy

//SOBBING THIS IS GREAT THIS IS NOW CANON TO HIS BACKSTORY IM NOT JOKING BLESS YOU THIS IS GLORIOUS GOISDHGOISHGOIHSDOIFHSOIGSGSEg

[fairyhaos]

seventeen as seventeen songs

requested by @nishloves

notes: honestly this was hard to do 😭 i kept thinking about songs that are most iconic for that member rather than which song they fit, but hopefully it's still somewhat accurate <3

[the spotify playlist with these songs in too]

masterlist

seungcheol

clap. if there's any song that screams "i'm the leader of seventeen and we're better than any of your lazy asses", then it's clap. it's also such an iconic song, and the hypeness and brightness and the coolness and suaveness it radiates all at once is very very seungcheol, if you ask me. it also doesn't hurt that he looked so so good with his silver hair in the mv.

jeonghan

snap shoot. okay, this one sounds really unusual, but hear me out. snap shoot gives encore song vibes, goodbye song but not quite goodbye, "today was fun and i hope to see you soon" vibes. it's like standing back and watching everyone have fun because of something that you did. it's being happy n having fun by seeing that you made others have fun. and that's jeonghan.

joshua

falling for u. it's such a delicate song, all polite and sweet and delicate and therefore it's just very very much joshua. the youthful, almost playful edge to the melody reminds me of him, along with the kind of naive, "you're so pretty so i fell in love" kind of loving that the song feels like makes me think of josh. also a bonus that he has tons of lines in this song, since it's just a duet w him and jeonghan haha

junhui

my my. the hope!! the sweetness!! the little funky music in the intro that adorably reminds me of junhui's voice!! it's all just so him. the way this song just encapsulates feelings of youth and life and being forever young and forever going towards your dreams... that never-failing optimism is so junhui it almost hurts

hoshi

hit. if you don't think the constant "woah woah woah woah woah"s and "let me drop the 음악" aren't the most hoshi things ever then idk what you're on, man. it's hype, it's powerful, it's "im better than you and even you know it" and so cocky but also so True that you can't even refute it. it's about always doing better, always going further, and that's just so hoshi.

wonwoo

lean on me. jazzy, chill, dependable vibes are a very very wonwoo thing, actually, and that's what this entire song is about. it's laid back, and yet loving at the same time, caring and comfortable and ready to be by your side. it feels like a song you'd listen to while on a walk with him at night, his camera up to his eyes, his hand wrapped around yours.

woozi

247. it's romantic, but also a little wistful at the same time? elegant, yet nostalgic, thoughtful and sweet and like dancing across a glass lake. it's what woozi feels like, with his intelligence and how delicately he feels things. to be honest, a lot of the ballad-style, romantic earlier songs of svt fit him rlly well, but 247 even more so

minghao

hit song. it's a smooth feeling song, like running a cloth over a black marble countertop. honestly, finding a minghao vibe song is really hard for me, but some of their gentler songs seem to fit him, full of devoted, almost shy love that feels very minghao to me. that devotion, that softness and yet the determination also present feels like him

mingyu

boomboom. purely based on the vibes of the song tbh, and the prominent drums and chromaticism of the melody feel like mingyu, along with the brass accents and the confidence and coolness is just all so very very there that it makes me think of mingyu practically almost instantly.

dokyeom

kidult. not only because his vocals in this song are both iconic and utterly incredible, but even its message is very dokyeom. it encapsulates his innate urge to help people, to heal people, to make sure they smile and that they know they're loved. it's a precious song, and a song about letting others know they're precious, and has me crying and smiling, just like dokyeom does.

seungkwan

'bout you. it's a devastatingly romantic song, like a simple, easy love. it's like the type of love with zero complications, just full of two people laughing and running through fields hand in hand and hearts full of love for one another. the entire song feels so fresh, almost citrusy, and never ever fails to bring a smile to my face. just like seungkwan, actually.

vernon

crush. im gonna be real with u i have no idea how to explain this one but yeah. crush gives me vernon vibes and idk, maybe it's the funky vibes of the song with its mild chromaticism that give me a vernon feeling, but yeah. vernon is crush. (maybe it's because that's what i have on him-)

chan

domino. it's a light song, like floating but not quite. almost as if bouncing on your feet in midair, leaping across clouds which just gives me chan vibes. it also gives me movie ending credits song vibes after a bright, high school-set rom com learning-to-grow kind of movie which is very very chan in my opinion

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[allastoredeer]

While I too want Alastor dragged kicking and screaming into the found family, I also don't want it to be overt by the conclusion of the show. I want this bastard to deny, deny, deny until the end. I want his nonsense back stabs and turncoat moments only caving when he goes to leave the hotel... and he apologizes. In a very Alastor way of course, but an apology none-the-less.

A piano plays a jazzy version of the first few notes of "It Starts with Sorry".

He and Niffty depart, Alastor having allowed Husk to stay. (Soul may or may not be included)

Gotta leave something for the fan writers/artists.

That's what makes it fun!

I saw a post that put it perfectly. I don't want Alastor to be redeemed. I want him to be domesticated.

Like, he's still very much the cruel, manipulative, sadistic freak that he is, but now he's attached to the Hazbin crew (through no choice of his own) and he's going to use all his demonic powers and tact to protect them now.

Charlie is still going to have to pry him away from murder, he's just going to be murdering--as Carmilla would put it--out of love.

"A piano plays a jazzy version of the first few notes of "It Starts with Sorry"." Okay but it actually tugged really hard on my heartstrings imagining a soft, jazzy rendition of "It Starts With Sorry" when Alastor reveals his deception (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) If that happens, even slightly, it's gonna break me.

Also, I can't imagine Niffty and Alastor leaving each other. The thought actually hurts to think about, I refuse, nope. Nu-uh. They have to stay together forever by decree of my heart.

[idkyouyet23]

 ‘On My Mind’

~ a LITG Max fanfic ~

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ Chapter One - The Surprise Dumping

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞 💌:

Welcome to the first chapter of 

‘On My Mind’ my lovelies! I’m super excited for this fanfic although I haven’t written in a while so if this is terrible, please forgive me anyways I hope that you all enjoy it and as always, I’d love to hear your thoughts in the comments :)

This is set right before Casa Amor and also I won’t be going directly from the script as I wanna be a bit more creative with this but sometimes I will write directly from the script

~Jess

check it out on AO3 or you can read it below, whatever you like :)

𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞’𝐬 𝐏𝐨𝐯:

I genuinely can’t believe that this is happening, the one person that I really like here has been dumped from the villa,

I sit on the side of the bed as I help Jack with packing his suitcase.

‘Please Jack I’ll leave with you’,

I tell him with tears in my eyes, ready to spill out at any moment 

‘Jazzy you don’t have to do that, 

and I’ll wait for you for as long as it takes’,

Jack continues packing his suitcase 

‘But I want to, Jack you’re the only person that I want here’, I’m practically begging Jack to let me go with him at this point

‘Please stay here and have a good time for me’, he replies as I frown and my lips begin to tremble

‘Okay I suppose I will stay then, but I would go with you in a heartbeat’, I sigh and Jack zips up his suitcase, 𝘨𝘰𝘴𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘣𝘺𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸.

I stand up and Jack engulfs me into a hug,

‘Don’t forget that I’ll be waiting for you but if you find someone here that you like more, then you should go for it’

𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘴, I think to myself.

‘Yeah okay, but there will

be nobody like you’, I tell Jack and I close the gap between us with one last kiss,

after what feels like forever, we pull away and Jack speaks up

‘I better go say goodbye to the others’, 

I walk out of the bedroom with him and I notice the other islanders staring at me, they begin to say their goodbyes and 

I cover my face as I start sobbing whilst wishing that this wasn’t real, after a while I feel strong arms wrap me into a hug 

‘Shh…Jazzy everything will be fine’, Jack whispers into my ear and I look up into his eyes as I nod

‘If you say so’, was all I could say as I didn’t want to break down again, I hate when people see me cry.

I watch as Jack walks away, his suitcase strolling behind him and then he turns back one more time

‘You lot better take care of her for me!’,

Jack says sternly 

‘We will, don’t worry!’, Claudia yells back at Jack, the other islanders agree with her and I keep looking into the distance until his figure disappears.

I go and lay on one of the daybeds, 

trying to gather my thoughts 

‘Ugh why didn’t I walk?!’, I scream into a pillow and I hear Emel’s voice

‘I think you should have’, she says as I sit up and I notice that Claudia is walking over too

‘Well Jack told me to stay here for some reason so I’m respecting his wishes I guess’

‘That doesn’t mean that it’s the right decision though’, Claudia states and I respond with,

‘I know but it’s want Jack wanted’

Theo and Oakley join us by the daybeds.

Theo gives me a look of concern,

‘Jazzy you don’t have to be sad-‘,

Oakley chimes in 

‘Yeah like there will be plenty more people arriving here and I reckon that Casa will be happening soon enough’

‘I suppose that you’re right but they won’t make me feel the way Jack did…

Right I’m going to bed now anyways’,

I announce and I walk away back into the villa, I get dressed into my favourite pyjamas to make myself feel better and I’m ready just as Emel and Claudia join me

‘Jazzy you okay?’, Claudia asks me and I nod

‘Yup I am! At least I won’t have to share my bed with anyone tonight’, I let out a giggle and then I walk out and into the bathroom, the door is closed so I knock

‘I’ll be out in a minute!’, I hear Theo say,

he looks me up and down when he’s walking out 

‘You’re looking lovely Jazzy’, Theo smiles and I smile back

‘Thanks Theo’, I quickly brush my teeth and I rush over to my bed, ready to fall asleep straight away.

‘Goodnight lads and ladies’, I announce while pulling the bed sheets on top of me and I was met with,

‘Night Jazzy’, from the rest of the islanders.

The next morning, I wake up and to my surprise, the others are sat at the end of my bed

I stretch and sit up,

‘Gosh that was a great sleep I had’

‘I made you a smoothie how you like it’,

Claudia says with a smile and she hands it over to me

‘Thank you, I can’t believe that you guys were awake before me, why didn’t you wake me up?’

‘We let you lie in so that you’d hopefully feel happier today’, Theo replies 

‘Well thank you, I am actually feeling better today’

I climb out of my bed to go get ready for the day

‘We’ll be outside, whenever you’re ready’,

Emel announces.

In the dressing room, 

I pick out a green bikini and after I brush my hair, I add clips to keep my hair out of my face, I do my makeup quite natural as I always do during the day, 

I blow myself a kiss in the mirror 

I hear Emel and Claudia rush in,

‘Jazzy there’s a new guy outside!’

Emel screams 

‘You’re fucking messing, right?’

I respond 

‘Of course we’re not, come on!’,

The three of us rush outside

‘Ah Jazzy, just the girl I’ve been looking for,

I’m Hari’, Hari gives me a bright smile 

‘Well nice to meet you’, I smile back at him.

Then the text comes in, of course it’s a challenge.

I give my makeup a quick top-up as I wait for Claudia and Emel to get ready

‘I’m not bothered to do sports day like there’s literally a gym for that’, I groan 

‘Think about it though, you’ll probably have to work with Hari, could be a way to get to know him better’, Claudia replies and before I could answer, Emel interrupts 

‘Jazzy what do you think of Hari?’,

I glance at her and then I shrug my shoulders

‘I’m not sure about him, I think it’ll be more friendship vibes between us to be completely honest’

‘He’s the only single guy here and your the only single girl here so it’s perfect’, 

Emel states and Claudia sighs,

‘Emel it doesn’t always work like that and besides there will be plenty more people here for you.’

Out on the lawn, we’re doing various sports day activities such as sprinting and the wheelbarrow race for examples,

just as we’re about to start another activity, I hear a voice.

‘Jazzy?’, I turn to see Jack with another girl beside him, I’m not sure what’s going on but without thinking, I instantly kiss him and Jack wraps his arms around me as he kisses me back

‘Jack, what are you doing back here?’, 

I ask after we pull away

‘I wasn’t actually dumped, but I went on a date with this lovely lady’

‘Hi guys, I’m Bea’

Jack and Bea went on a date, and she’s literally so gorgeous, what if she wants him? It doesn’t seem that way but it’s hard to know for sure when you’re in the Villa. 

[toonjazzy]

Rambling and Analyzing Eraser bc I’m a fucking nerd—

Alright, let’s get into it!

Okay Okay can I just point out that the intro with the chalkboard and the ripping paper reminds me of High School Sweethearts?

Also, the reversed vocals “Paper, I’ll be”, IT SOUNDS SO GOOD???

THE FUCKING BEAT? THE MELODY IS SO CATCHY I JUST WANNA SING

No doubt, it is way better with the weird bass and the distorted vocals

Also, the message? I think it’s obvious Crybaby is talking about losing her virginity but, listen closely to her words and you will realize this is seriously so sad but unfortunately this happens to so many people regardless of age or gender

The song is about Crybaby losing her virginity young to a person who lied to her and hurt her because they were just trying to get into her pants the whole time like Crybaby originally thought “I know you want only one thing” and says “I’m too young for falling in love”, this is the case for many people. Many people do not know the difference between Love and Lust and confuse together and end up hurt in the process but nobody likes discussing that :|

Crybaby clearly knows what she is getting into which is why she states she is “Pure as an Angel” and “Don’t you fuck me up” and talks about her eraser. And then by the second verse, I noticed that you can hear the distorted vocals more which makes me think it represents her subconscious. Notice that the distorted vocals repeat what she says “Sweet Talk” “Fall” “Lights are off, the lights are off!” “Take something away from me” “Dumb” Take something away from me” She also says “I’m so dumb for falling in love, baby I want you to take something away from me” this may be her arguing with herself because she has these intrusive thoughts which again, are common in most people. But she states that she fell in love because she has sexual thoughts as seen by the lyrics “Now I want only one thing”

Then she says she will no longer be pure as an angel, again, a common thing that happens to people when they have these feelings (Nothing to be ashamed of! Dw!) And then she says this, “Say we’ll last forever and I won’t need an eraser”

This is where the sad part comes in. They did not love her, they only wanted to fuck her and just told her what she wanted to hear so that she would agree. Again, this happens to a lot of people, unfortunately (Be careful if you desire a relationship with love AND lust combined but only receive lust) and we get to the best part of the song, the bridge and the breakdown!

This sounds like her thinking about what just happened and now panicking. She says “Why am I crying? Oh fuck that’s right, you got what you wanted! Oh fuck, that’s right!” So this could be like her either crying after sex (Which I’ve read happens to some people) or her being dumped right after

The distorted vocals could be her mind screaming because she was nervous to lose her virginity or her screaming because she just got heartbroken and knows that she will now be slutshamed (Again, a common thing that unfortunately happens) since she says “I was pure as an Angel, now I’m all fucked up”. Also the vocals sound like they’re saying “No” at the bridge as if her subconscious knew it was a bad idea and tried to tell her No, don’t do this

I imagine her with like wings of fire and everything around her burning and her inner demons yelling at her while she cries. “Wrote your name on my paper, now I’m all marked up” is a clever lyric bc this means that she lost her virginity to this person, and it will always mean that and it has a negative effect on her, “Some things last forever and I don’t have an eraser” (Eraser echoes)

I imagine her at the end picking up a knife and marching towards the person as she says “If I had an eraser, I’d undo what you’ve done!” To get sweet revenge as this is a Melanie Martinez song after all!

*Mic drops*

-Jester Jazzy, an Educated Aroace’s perspective

[hanarchy]

top 5 skz songs to sing along to? and top 5 of your favorite dishes? and top 5 songs you’d like han jisungie to cover in full? sorry for sending fifty billion things i just love your insights and would love to hear your thoughts and opinions 💖

aah ana ilysm ok cracking my knuckles, lets go

top 5 skittles song to sing along to:

1. Topline (always and forever, i screamed so loud i nearly passed out)

2. Cheese (click clack, bang)

ur gonna laugh at me for the rest of these but

3. wolfgang (graaow we go wild)

4. gone away (ssshhh dont tell anyone that i like a skz ballad)

5. miroh (its a must, stray kids woo)

favorite dishes

1. bolognese pasta (am i 5? maybe)

2. bibimbap (i love how everyone makes it a little different, i love the variety of flavors, i love how indulgent it is without being super greasy)

3. frankfurter grüne soße (‘green sauce’ its technically a super simple dish, its usually just served with eggs and potatos. but its very specific.

theres herbs in it that are barely used nowadays, very old german cuisine vibes. and if you get the ratio exactly right and the herbs are in season it has such a delicate and specific flavor. a little sweet, a little mustardy, very refreshing. it’s hard to describe. also is excellent with white asparagus and young potatoes (in season at the same time) or surprisingly a really ripe avocado. anyway its hard to find most of the year in most of germany but since i am from frankfurt its a matter of pride)

4. sashimi or maybe a really good ceviche (i love raw fish but ceviche has become such a trend thing that its usually just not great here)

5. can i just say salad? like maybe its bc its getting hot but a really nice salad maybe with some haloumi or avocado or some grilled fish and some really nice bread is sooooo good.

ok top songs i want hanji to cover. now this is why i put this ask off for so long top 5 is SUCH a high bar to clear. ok that being said though i have some directions i would looooove him to explore.

(for convenience, a shortlist without my rambling:

1. kacey musgraves - golden hour/slow burn/ butterflies

2. the internet - get away | just sayin/i tried

3. paramore - misery business

4. arctic monkeys - leave before the lights come on/do me a favour

5. the strokes - is this it)

1. intimate acoustic guitar country songs like kacey musgraves did on golden hour (god i was obsessed with that album) this whole album has such a sunny warmth to it, and such a specific cleverness in the songwriting i think jisungs voice would just be so pretty on it. my top choices would be butterflies or golden hour or slow burn i think

2. jazzy, slow a little funky rnb like the internet used to make (rip to that band i will miss u forever) plus their breakup songs have a pettiness that just gels with jisungs vibes so well. i wouldnt really want a straight cover but like if he put some additional vocals and a little laid back rap verse on get away or just sayin/i tried uuuugh a perfect fuckin idea.

3. obvious one but paramore misery business but i would accept any of their like. earlier actually kinda emo stuff.

4. self indulgent but my favorite arctic monkeys song is leave before the lights come on i would LOVE to see what he does with that OR possibly do me a favour. again, petty but like… suuuuch great storytelling that i think would fit him

5. the strokes is this it idk i just think its a lazy existential dread/petty relationship sort of vibe that would fit him if he was allowed to make music like that lmao kind of similar vibe to those arctic monkeys songs but this is just the music i grew up on so i am biased

(if i could be self indulgent with songs that DONT fit him i would love to see him do patti smith because the night OR like. a fuckin hole song like doll parts OR theres this korean dj/producer(?) called cifika who did a remix for seulgis solo and i would loooooove to see him work with someone like that, her stuff has turned very futuristic and moody/dark lately OR because i cant /not/ mention him make the boy do tougher than the rest by bruce springsteen, it would be the cringiest fuckin thing in history and yet…. if he put his own production on it…. could be a vibe)

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 11

Y/n pov: -next month- "Y/N" Anthony yelled "YEAH" I yelled back "Let's go we have rehearsals" he informed I mumbled a bunch of stuff none were real words I changed into this

"You look beautiful babe" he compliments "Thank you," I say "Not so bad yourself " I complimented Wee better head out now" he advised "Yeah"

"BABE" Jazzy yelled"WIFEY" I scream back "We're GONNA BE ON BROADWAY" "FAMOUS COUPLE" "LEZZZZ GOOOOOO" "MAN WHAT YOU LOOKING AT US FOR" Jazzy screamed at Ant "Shi my bad" he replied "fuh boy" she calls "yo calm down jazzy" I warn "my bad" she 'apologizes' "now say sorry" I demanded "SORRY ANT" she yells "oh um no prob-" he says before getting cut off "THAT YOUR HAIRLINES RECEDING" she cuts off "there it is" "JASMINE CEPHAS JONES" renèe yells "IM SORRY ANT" she yells we didn't believe her. so we waited [ (; ] "DAMN I SAID SORRY" she yells agitated "I forgive you" he chockes up "coo" she replies "OK LETS GET TO WORK" Lin shouts we head to the stage it was so big (a/n: shut up) ok let's rehearse first song

-2 minutes later-

"when he was ten his father split full of it depth ridden"

-2 hours later- "let's take a break" (RUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER LET'S GO UPDATE) "I'm so tired" I tell Ant "Did you eat" he asks "Yeah..." I lie "Are you lying?" "Yeah..." I admit "Eat this apple" he demands "ok..." I eat the apple "Now let's take a nap" he suggests I fell asleep while Ant was scrolling threw insta I wake up to a nudge "Hey, hey, babe wake up" "What happened" I rub my eyes with the bottom of my fist "we gotta rehearse" I yawn and get up "I bet you could sleep forever" renèe "LIN WHAT MY RECORD" he shouts"17 hours" "WHAT THE FUCK" "I was depressed"

-After rehearsal- "SEE YOU TOMORROW GANG" Lin yells "gang?" Jazzy asks with a raised eyebrow "Aren't we a gang" Lin asks "I'd take family" Pippa suggests "DIBS ON MOM" I shout "DIBS ON DAD" Ant shouts "Aw fuck" Lin mumbles "Anyway let's head home" Chris suggests "k" we all say in unison "you wanna stay at my apartment" ant asked "sure" "nice let's go" "but you don't have a car" I bring up "yeah" he tells "uh" "..." "uh let's go I guess" I say

-at apartment-

"Nice place" I compliment "Thanks, lemme get changed"

"Gah damn" I mumble "like what ya see?" He asks with a cocky voice and smiles "Hell yeah" I say flirtatiously. he chuckled and flopped in bed "you coming" he ask "i don't have anything to sleep in" I share "you did that on purpose" "maybeeeee" I joke "go get a t-shirt and boxers" he tells "YA-I mean ok" Anthony chuckled "your cute" "so are you" (imagine how Zendaya SOUNDED and that one interview when Tom holland said she was cute) "uh oh did nervous y/n come back" he ask with a smirk "no shut up" "THAT HURT MY FEELINGS MY WORDS MATTER" "👆🏾" he started fake crying "I'm sorry you big baby" I said while hugging him "it's ok" he faked sobbed i went to get his boxers and shirt "HOW DO I LOOK" "amazing" "ant" I whispered "what" "you're blushing" "oh um sorry um shit god" "JUST KIDDING" "🖕🏼" "I love you too now come here" "what" "I wanna spoon" "ok" we spooned and at 3:00 am we got a call "ughhhhhh" "do I Answer or" "pick Up I guess" "hello" "EW" "what" "it's that Alexa girl" "ew" "bye bitch" he said before hanging up "your funny" "I know" he says before falling back asleep

-next morning-

"WAKE UP" "SHUT UP" he started whimpering (STFU) "I'm sorry" "It's ok" We get ready

"Do you think you can move in those jeans" "yeah" "ok" "let's get donuts" "FUCK YEA" "let's go" we stopped at krispey cream "can I get-" "I WANT THE BEE DONUTS PLEASE" "HOW MANY" "ALL" "a dozen" "ALL" "DOZEN" "ok pull up please" "that will be 2.99 " (I don't know how much donuts cost) "thank you" "I WANTED ALL" I huff "you can have 2" "I DESERVE ALL" "you do but you only getting 2" "ghvghgdh" "sorry babe" it's fine"

-at the theatre-

"how was y'all sleep over" "good but Alexa called ant" "ew" "yeah but ant said 'bye bitch and hung up" "what she say" "um um" "ANTHONY" "huh" "WHAT LEXA SAY LAST NIGHT" "hi freckles" "ok" "YOU LYING" "NO JAZZY DANM" "AIGHT" "anyway I slept in his clothes" "oooooooo" "did y'all...you know" "JAZZY" "what" "it's ok and no we didn't" "OK LISTEN UP WE'RE GONNA BE ON BROADWAY SO THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO LETS GET TO WORK" "SIR YES SIR" "har de har" "now get up here" we got up there and didn't get down for 5 hours! I was wobbly and sick "UM LETS TAKE A BREAK" (rUn AwAy WiTh tHe SuMmEr LeTs Go UpStAtE) "You good pinky pie" "Shut up dude" "I'm Sirius" "Yeah...I'm im" then it went black. I hear loud sirens "Huh what happened" "Y/N" Ant and Lin yelled while they tried to jump in they only let Lin in and said "Sir your gonna have to meet her at the hospital I just saw angry tears flow down his face "L-Lin" "yeah" "what happened" "you fainted and we're out for 2hours" "it took y'all 2hours to call the ambulance" "IT TOOK THEM 2HOURS TO COME" "Lin shut up because if they throw us out on the streets what then" he chuckled we get there I got checked out they gave me pills and a chart on how much I should eat for each meal

-after rehearsals and at home-

"Hard day" "It was ok" (bars) "Let's eat" "I'm not really-" I was cut off by an intense stare given by Lin "I'll eat" "Good don't stuff or overeat"

-on broadway- "WOO OPENING NIGHT LETS GO HOW WE FEELING" "SCARED" "AND" "EXITED" "THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR" "ok 45 minutes till places" "you nervous John" "No, I'm terrified" "don't be you did good off broadway" "just think of it as a bigger stage that's all it is" "just a bigger stage" he mumbled "exactly know get dressed" "I got-dressed" "ok" "oooooo updated costume?" "Yeah you should see my Phillip one" "Can't wait" "Is your mom here tonight" "Yeah she saved a seat for you and everything" Thanks babe I go find ant mom she waved me over and I sat with her and chatted about ant as a kid "oh he was so cute did you know he dimples on his butt" "no," I say giggling but not letting out the laugh I want "oh yeah he was cute the you know the baseball Super Bowl thing (I don't know what it's called or if it's even a thing😭😭) "yeah" "he loved it as kid he once pissed his pants not to miss it" "oh really" I say holding back I laugh "oh it's starting"

-After the show- "Can you show walk me backstage" "Of course" "HI BABE YOU DID SO GOOD" "THANKS babe, did you like meeting my mom" "Yep dimples" "Dim-?"He was caught off by embarrassment he went pale then red "Honey are you okay" "sí Mama que tu hablar como y/n" "You as a Child" "OK gracias" "No problema" "DONT worry I think it's cute" I say while kissing his cheek

[gerogerigaogaigar]

OutKast - Stankonia

This is OutKast at their most stylistically varied. At times they hit the G-funk so hard that they sound almost exactly like P-funk, and at others they are experimenting with drum and bass instrumentals, and yet other tracks see them integrating guitar riffs. OutKast, and Andre 3000 in particular, are always balancing creativity with corniness and Stankonia has the best balance. Plus the hooks are unbelievably catchy. You will have Gasoline Dreams, Ms. Jackson, So Fresh So Clean, I'll Call Before I Come, B.O.B., or maybe We Luv Deez Hoez stuck in your head after listening to this album.

Steely Dan - Aja

This is one of the most meticulously produced albums of all time. You don't even need $1k headphones to hear it. The balance is perfect, every instrument in its right place, crisp and clear. The vocals rise to the top but never overtake the piano or horns, the drums are crisp and punchy yet never overtake the mix. Even if the music sucked ass I would still praise the production. Thankfully the music is also teally good. Steely Dan have perfected their crisp and sleazy brand of lightly funky jazz rock. In typical Steely Dan fashion the songs can mostly be described as 'about some guy or girl'. There's one weird caveat that has nothing to do with Steely Dan but the song Peg is ruined for me because, as big of a Steely Dan fan as I am, I'm an even bigger De La Soul fan so Peg is forever the sample from Eye Know for me. If you don't have the same brain worms as me this shouldn't be a problem.

Guns N' Roses - Appetite For Destruction

I don't hate this album, I actually like it, but I do hate Rolling Stones' attitude towards metal. I can think of like five better metal albums from 1987 that they could shove in here, but no it is only the shit that's most palatable to dadrock audiences. Napalm Death - Scum, Laibach - Opus Dei, Mayhem - Deathcrush, Anthrax - Among The Living, Death - Scream Bloody Gore, King Diamond - Abigail. There that's six, none of them sound at all similar and they are all better than Appetite For Destruction. Sure I could do a real review for this album, but why? What could I say that hasn't been said? That Slash only jas one guitar solo in him that he reuses every song? Old news. That their whole aesthetic is corny as fuck(derogatory)? That their whole aesthetic is corny as fuck(affectionate)? Nothing I say here matters. I do like Nightrain tho. That song kinda goes.

Eric B. & Rakim - Paid In Full

The dynamic duo of 80s hip hop. Rakim was one of the best rappers of the 80s and Eric B. serves as a reminder that hip hop is more than just rapping. In fact Eric B.'s turntablism skills are more often the centerpiece than the rapping such as in Eric B. Is President or the instrumental tracks Eric B. Is On The Cut, Chinese Arithmetic, and Extended Beat. Although Rakim is no slouch and his dedication to internal rhyme schemes influenced a generation of lyrical miracles who would crash and burn trying to live up to Rakim's skill level.

Van Morrison - Astral Weeks

Astral Weeks is jazz pop with folk rock sensibilities. It features lengthy songs with a jazz band backing, but a lot of the instrumentals are also very folk influenced and the production feels more pastoral than jazzy. It's a hazy dreamlike mix of sounds that is fun and delightful to listen to, although I'm a little surprised at how high on the list it is. I'm confused and concerned that we have gotten two Van Morrison albums and zero Tim Buckley's.

Stevie Wonder - Talking Book

Throughout the 60s Stevie Wonder went from child prodigy to teen hit machine and when the 70s began is when he finally entered his 'classic era'. Talking Book was his 15th record but it spawned the biggest hit of his career, Superstition. Talking Book also sees Stevie Wonder evolving as a lyricist. You Are The Sunshine Of My Life expresses a very pure, innocent love that sits a bit outside of how Motown love songs were usually written and Big Brother is the start of Wonder's blunt, serious political songs with upbeat melodies. A landmark album in the funk and soul scene and the start of an era where no one else was allowed to win Grammys

Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV

Oh here come the very cool tough hard rock boys singing about Tolkein again. Fucking nerds. What is that a mandolin? Lol. This album is so fucking good.

The Band - s/t

Oof, I'm conflicted. On one hand this is an amazing album, on the other it isn't better than Music From The Big Pink. The Band nail a sense of Americana here, especially on The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down and Up On Cripple Creek, but where Big Pink is a fantastic whole album this one is just a very good collection of songs. Swap their places and I have no complaints.

Liz Phair - Exile In Guyville

You have no idea how happy I am to see this album here, let alone at such a high place on the list. Exile In Guyville is one of the most perfect pieces of lo fi indie rock ever made. Liz Phair hits a unique place between the grunge and indie scenes without ever feeling like she's trying for anything other than sincerity. The sparse instrumentation makes it so every note is important and every emotion is laid bare. The rawness of emotion is essential when she's navigating the nuance of different kinds of disappointed and dispassionate. Liz Phair comes off as deeply cynical about men, but also very horny. I respect that. She roasts handsome confident men and then sings longingly about pathetic weirdos. I really couldn't relate more. This album above all others really makes me feel like I could, should make an album myself. The raw production, the simple short songs, the simple but honest lyrics. Exile In Guyville is one of the greatest indie albums of all time.

[underswitch-official]

Ch3 P7

I leave the room and continue forward. I walk past a crumbling statue and a basket of umbrellas. I walk in the rain and eventually meet MK napping by a ledge. I wake him up.

“Yo! Hey, dude. How’s it going?” He asks.

“It’s alright. I’m trying to get through here, though.”

“Oh man. Well, this ledge is too steep. Here, climb on my shoulders.”

I climb on MK’s shoulders and crawl onto the ledge.

“Yo, you go ahead. Don’t worry ‘bout me.”

Then MK runs off.

I interact with the savepoint.

* (The sound of muffled rain on the cavetop…)

* (It fills you with determination.)

* (But the senses of dread and panic seem to be creeping back.)

I walk onto a bridge.

Shadows engulf me, and the darkness seems to be beckoning death upon me.

Suddenly, ethereal swords shoot up from the ground! Alphys chases me from under the bridge and summons swords to shoot up and try and stab me. I get hit a few times, and eventually, I reach the end. Alphys sees me and stabs the bridge, making me fall into the water.

I get a flashback of someone else’s memory.

“It sounded like it came from over here… Oh! You’ve fallen down, haven’t you… Are you okay? Here, get up…

…

Chara, huh? That’s a nice name.”

I begin to wake up as the boy say,  “My name is”

And then I wake up in orange flowers. I begin walking forward again. Asriel is nowhere to be seen.

I reach a savepoint and interact with it.

* Partaking in worthless garbage fills you with determination.

That was a strange save message, I think.

I continue forward.

There’s a rusty bike. I rest my hand on it. Its horn wheezes a honk of despair.

I walk past a few other things as well. I come across the training dummy and tap it with my fist. I feel kinda bad. Then I continue on my way…

Until the dummy dives into the water and reappears in front of me!

“FOOL! You think you can hurt ME??? I am a ghost that lives inside a DUMMY. My cousin used to live inside a DUMMY, too. Until… YOU..! You… Shucks! You were really boring! They got annoyed and flew away like any self-respecting spectre. Well then. Well then! WELL THEN! Boring people are crumbs sticking to the face of this world. Human! I’ll wipe you away with the dainty handkerchief of vengeance!”

Then the battle begins, with some really jazzy music!

* Jerome blocks the way!

I strike Jerome with my knife.

“Foolish. Foolish! FOOLISH! Even if you attack my vessel, you’ll NEVER hurt me! I’m still incorporeal, you DUMMY!!!”

Then smaller dummies shoot cotton at my SOUL. I move it around, and then Jerome gets hit by the cotton!

“OWWWW, you DUMMIES!! Watch where you’re aiming your MAGIC attacks! … Hey! You! Forget I said anything about MAGIC!!!”

I shake my head playfully and start dancing to the music.

More cotton, and then Jerome begins swaying.

I spare the dummy and wait for the next attack.

More cotton. Not hit.

More cotton, hit thrice. 16/20 HP.

Spare again. Some dummies fly at my SOUL and then more cotton. I’m not paying attention to what he’s saying.

Spare.

The rest of the attacks are like the previous one.

Spare.

Spare.

“HEY GUYS!” Jerome shouts. “Dummies. Dummies! DUMMIES! Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me? Well… FAILURES! YOU’RE FIRED! YOU’RE ALL BEING REPLACED!!!”

Then Jerome starts laughing maniacally. Player takes over from here, and I don’t know what happens next.

When I regain control, I have 10 HP left. Jerome screams, “YOU’LL BE STUCK FIGHTING ME… Forever. Forever! FOREVER!!!!” Then it starts raining acid. Then Jerome leaves, and Napstablook comes in and says, “… sorry, i interrupted you, didn’t i? as soon as i came over, your friend immediately left.”

“It’s okay, Blooky. Jerome was trying to kill me, anyway.”

“oh… okay. well… i’m gonna head home now… feel free to tag along if you want.”

Napstablook turns around and heads home, and I turn back to grab the astronaut sandwiches. Then, I run forward and interact with the savepoint.

* (You feel a calming tranquility. You’re filled with determination…)

[quarantinegirls]

Who the f*** are the Arctic Monkeys?

Late on a winter night in 2016, while reviewing for our supply chain management final together, my friend started playing music in an effort to stay awake. Fluorescent Adolescent was the first song that came on, and it was like - all senses came alive. I was inducted into what was apparently Rock music.

My understanding of music was uneducated and naive, at best. I'd thought that Rock listeners were pretentious - a series of indistinguishable words mashed with fast notes and loud, busy drumbeats, it's like, what do they got to prove? It's all so similarly aimless and void of emotion other than what 'being yelly' could convey. The Asian music I grew up listening to was melodical, lyrical, and oftentimes followed a predictable but comforting path. As a college student, my playlists barely ventured outside of the soothing-sobby-acoustic-bluesy-jazzy family.

I think everyone has a few of these moments in life - discovering something they thought was 'too strong' and 'not for them' was actually meant for no one but them, like Indian food, like skiing, like the first Arctic Monkeys song.

Accidentally stepping through a dimension, and forever lingering there.

The next two years, I listened to their songs enough times to memorize all the words, some of which I'd come to forget and relearn. Then TBHC came out in 2018 and it was nothing like the sound AM fans were used to. Alex Turner combed back his hair, exchanged leather jacket for English suits, and rock was gone from their music. Not even one song acknowledged the kind of music that had catapulted them to that point. I, like many fans, was confused, listened to it a couple more times, and went back to AM.

Until 2020, when suddenly, The Ultracheese and Four Out of Five seemed so fitting in a world full of despair and anxiety. I lived alone, unsure how long it'd be before I'd see my parents again, and far away from all my friends in Dallas. One night, I laid down on the living room floor, turned off all the lights, and played TBHC in its entirety, and for the first time, got it.

I wish I could say that the years spent loving Arctic Monkeys made me a more sophisticated listener of music. Truth is... it didn't. I still have whole genres of music on my to-know list, some of which are embarrassingly familiar to about 90% of American households. But it did make me more open, informed, appreciative, loving, daring, and full of wonder.

Not so long ago I learned that birdwatchers become birdwatchers with what they call a 'spark bird': a bird that suddenly just made sense, a bird that opens up the world of birdwatching for them. And I thought, wow, what a beautiful thing.

Liking this band has felt like catching up in many ways. The spark bird moment for me was 3 years after they released their most successful album, and TBHC made sense to me 3 years after its release, too. It's almost like they do a decent job pivoting away from leather jacket-wearing teens into 30-something adults that have families to raise. At Red Rocks last week, they each occupied a large slice of the stage. The light on Alex would dim, almost intentionally, and Matt would look like he was in the center instead, smashing away on his drums on full throttle.

And screaming 'yelly music' with 10000 other people, I felt almost, almost! caught up.

-R

[samanthadhanwar]

Screaming HAPPYYYYY 25th BIRTHDAYYYYY to this beauty queen, Jasmine! One of my closest girls that's been by my side through thick and thin. 💖Forever grateful for her beautiful friendship! 💖 You're a beautiful momma, friend, human with such a great heart! I'm lucky to have cross paths with you! Wishing you all the best Jazzy, can't wait to celebrate YOU this weekend! May our great Divines forever shower their richest blessings upon you. Love you lots! And Maxwell sends you birthday wishes as well! 🐶💖🥂🎊🎉🎂😭❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CeEG3fxu4KURwMsM4ex5ssRsiBzsydgD5epxPU0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ask-eden]

I’m sorry

(( okAY BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY FITTING TO THAT CHARACTER OGIDSHOIGHOSDIGHOISDGHOISDHFIOSGD I LOVE THIS THANK YOUF SDIHGOISDG <3 <3 <3 ))

[flake-n-rudy]

Hey! I was the anon that promised some fanart!

You're a big inspo and I really wanna see where you take this blog! :)

Take a happy Flake cuz we all need to see hem smile before all the angst

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((OMG IM WEEPING!! THIS IS SO PRECIOUS AAAAAAAAAAA i”VE ALWAYS LOVED YOUR ARTWORK AND BLOGS SO MUCH ITS A HONOR THAT YOU DOODLED FLAKE FOR ME AAAAAAA I LOVE IT THANK YOU SOSOMUCH!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 ))

[mod-jazzy]

Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoy this gift from my friend. (your fan)

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oHHHHHHHHH THIS IS PRECIOUS!! ThaNK YOU SO MUCH!! You’re too kind to me!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[jazzy-art-time]

hello heres thing 1  - DEADASS FORGOT TO POST THIS and now he is over my shoulder THANK YOU MWUAH

[goggles-mcgee]

Accidental Baby Acquisition

Danny has his portal accident a lot earlier than in the show, 10 years early to be exact. Jack and Maddie had been in the kitchen going over some blueprints and studying some ectoplasm samples they had stored in their fridge. Jazz was out of the house at a friend's house, she made sure her parents remembered. She put it on the houses multiple calenders, in her parents phones, a note on the fridge, and even announced on her way out the door to catch the bus to school that morning. Needless to say the two forgot anyways and thought Jazz was watching Danny in the living room as they tinkered away in the kitchen.

Danny was being a kid, a young kid who was fascinated by his parents work and who just wanted to look at the cool toys they made downstairs in the basement. He was very good at going up and down the stairs by himself, and remembered to put on what his mommy called a HAS-MAP suit....or something like that. His was white and black! Like an astronauts! He couldn't reach his goggles though but he figured it would be fine, he was just looking and nothing was on! And mommy and daddy only wore the goggles when something was glowing.

He hadn't been down there a lot because Jazzy didn't like him down there. She said it was dangerous but mommy and daddy are always down there and they don't say it's dangerous so maybe it's not that bad? He had a fun time looking around! He made sure not to touch anything like a good boy but then he saw the giant circle thing in the back. It looked like the bottom of a rocket ship! Mommy and daddy were building a rocket ship! He excitedly ran towards it but tripped over a big wire, it was close to what daddy called a tension cord! He didn't mean to knock it out he didn't it was unplugged so he plugged it back in carefully because he didn't want his parents to be mad. Then he walked inside the giant metal circle.

He tripped again into the wall of the big circle, he hit a loose piece, he felt bad when it fell off and decided he should get out and go apologize, but then he heard a humming. It got louder and then. Pain.

Jack and Maddie heard the scream. It was. It was awful. Something they would remember forever. They ran as fast as they could to the lab calling out for Jazz and Danny. When they got down they were shocked to see their portal to the Ghost Zone active, and more so to see a small ghost getting up from the floor to look at them. It was mimicking crying. They weren’t idiots. Maddie drew one of her guns with Jack doing the same, she knew she was crying, she had heard her baby. This ghost had to have taken him and was taunting them.

"Where's my baby!?"

"Mommy. Mommy, I hurt." The ghoul cried and Maddie saw white. How dare this thing mimick her child. How dare it try to take advantage of them. She didn't know what happened but she could guess from the way her finger felt cramped and the way her husband had shouted.

She had shot the ghost. It was falling back into the portal. It was getting away. They both scrambled to grab something, anything that would catch it so they could question torture it in on Danny's whereabouts. They were unsuccessful and all they could do was watch the little thing fall further into the portal before it got to far it let out this piercing, in human wail and next thing they knew, both Jack and Maddie awoke on the floor of their lab. It was a wreck, their inventions were thrown all around, some broken, some thankfully intact, but the most devastating realization was to see how damaged the portal was. She screamed.

Jazz was brought home by her friend's mom but when the mom walked her to the door and they heard screaming and crashes, her friend's mom told her to go wait in the car and tell her older daughter to call 911. Jazz was smart. She knew something was wrong, and all she wanted to do was run in there and make sure her baby brother was okay but she listened to Mrs. Richmond anyways. That was the day Danny Fenton went missing. It would be soon that Jazz would go to live with her Aunt Alicia. Maddie and Jack were deemed unfit to take care of her. But that was fine, she would just get in the way of their research. They never reached out.

Danny, lost in the Zone and hurting only wanted to be safe and he just wanted his family. The Zone no longer had a portal to send the little Twilight child out of back to his family but it did the best it could. Danny landed on a chunk of a ghost town, no ghosts were there, it seemed to truly be abandoned.

Flynn Walker went missing when he was 8, that was 10 years ago. His mama had told him not to go messing around the town's local ghost story ridden abandoned train cart out in the woods. Boy sis she tell him many times, and he remembered his dad saying, "Alicia, he's a boy, boys tend to wander and seek adventure." His ma and dad fought a lot, but he liked the idea of adventure. He remembered complaining about wanting to go see the train because all his friends had, and he remembered his dad telling him to go and that he would cover for him if his mom asked. That would be the last time he saw his dad or mom.

The memory was fuzzy but he did remember exploring the train carts and being bored until he got to the last one. It just felt off. It was cold. It was hot. He felt like there were people all around. Then he heard the trains horn...which was very impossible since there were only carts from the train. Not the front. Not the back. Not even the dining cart. It was a couple of the seating ones. But it was when he heard that horn when a flash of green blinded him and he ended up in the Ghost Zone.

He had been trying for years to get back to his mama, but so far, nothing. So he did what his mama taught him, and he survived. He was doing a good job if he did say so himself, he even made some alliances with some ghosts. He knew what to expect in the zone. What he didn't expect was finding a baby ghost hurt on his property. And well, he wasn't going to leave the little thing to die...again. Nor was he going to risk Walker and his men finding the little thing or any other ghoul.

That was the day Flynn Walker accidentally acquired a baby. A ghost baby. A ghost baby who for some odd fucking reason turned human sometimes.

This is another idea that's been floating in my head and I had to put it down somewhere so why not here? I definitely want to write this too! This will have ghost baby Danny being parented by his missing cousin and he will meet his rouge gallery as a baby! And spoiler alert they become attached. Also baby Danny is powerful and they all are kind of in awe at how powerful this tiny baby ghost human is. Jazz lives with her Auntie and gets to be a kid again but she also just really worries about Danny and thinks she sometimes sees him but that's impossible right? Alicia becomes Jazz's guardian and learns just how negligent her sister and husband were to Jazz and Danny and it broke her heart and lit a fire in her like nothing else.

This will have maximum Maddie and Jack salt with them thinking they were in the right but they just also kinda go off the deep end. This will have redeemed Vlad because yes. It will still have Sam and Tucker just in a different way than in the show. I'm thinking of having them be ghosts too but I'm leaning more towards humans that Danny meets when a portal is open again.