#101+

[catismylife]

#101

[sewaryka]

regular jon sims tuesday

[mindsetgrowup]

[go-go-gadget-autism]

House really is everything. He’s autistic, he’s sub textually but also very textually bisexual, he’s a cunt, he’s a genius medical professional, he’s a drug addict, he has a homoerotic situationship with his best friend, he faked his death for said friend so they could live out the rest of his life together, he’s been to prison, he has a motorcycle, he loves monster trucks, he’s disabled.

He is The Character Ever.

[liberalsarecool]

"Have you ever noticed how for decades now Hollywood always made Nazis the bad guys?"👀

There are bottles of piss smarter than MTG.

[katsinspats]

Thematically appropriate comic for Make a Terrible Comic Day!!

I saw the original post this morning and it made me get out of bed to make something, so thank u Pseudonym Jones mission accomplished

[gnomewithalaptop]

ACHIEVEMENT: new Tim Drake descriptor unlocked

[sophsun1]

101 Dalmatians (1961) dir. H. Luske, C. Geronimi & W. Reitherman

[linseedling]

A highly scientific diagram

[scurviesdisneyblog]

A look behind the scenes during the production of 101 Dalmatians (1961) with animators Eric Larson and Frank Thomas and Anita's voice actress Lisa Davis.

[hattersarts]

crewellah

[sout999]

fanart of a tweet

[lili-home-to-embraces-and-hugs]

There is a swear jar in the manor. But it is not for the kids. It is for Bruce. And he is LOSING.

It started as a joke.

Steph put a jar on the kitchen counter. Labeled it:

"Daddy Issues Compensation Fund (sponsored by Wayne Industries)"

Underneath, in smaller handwriting:

“Bruce, every time you say something emotionally repressed or vaguely threatening, that’s $1. Swears are $2. Saying 'I’m fine' when you’ve clearly been stabbed is $5.”

They have made over $6,000.

Examples of Donations:

“Justice is a burden I must bear alone.” — $1

“There is no room for rest in war.” — $1

“It’s just a graze.” (stab wound) — $5

“Damn it, Jason.” — $2

“I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.” — $10 (bonus charge. that one hurts.)

Steph: “We’re buying a hot tub with his emotional avoidance.”

Tim: “I’m funding my college tuition off his trauma.”

Cass: Simply drops in a twenty every time Bruce walks into a room because she knows it’s inevitable.

Damian: “I will not contribute to this… unless he says something cringe.”

Jason: “He said ‘I don’t need help.’ That’s a full twenty.”

Dick: “He grunted and walked away when I said ‘I love you.’ I’m emptying his wallet.

Alfred contributes.

Not money but quotes.

He writes them on a little notepad titled:

“Bruce Wayne Said This Out Loud”

includes:

“Happiness is a distraction.”

“He’s not dead. He’s just in a coma. That’s a win.”

“I’ve trained myself to need only two hours of sleep and raw guilt.”

“That’s not blood, it’s narrative consequence."

The jar had to be replaced three times because it overflowed.

Now it’s a safe.

A literal miniature vault.

They installed a card reader.

Bruce is legally not allowed to use the Batcomputer until he pays his daily total.

[phantobats]

I like to think that Bruce has a meticulously maintained order of where and how to store all the gadgets in the Batcave. If it's not followed properly, his entire day is ruined and his disappointment is immeasurable - and Dick knows this.

So whenever they fight, Dick will absolutely sneak into the storage and place the slightly larger Batarangs with the smaller ones, switch the flash grenades with the smoke bombs, and maybe even park the Batmobile slightly sideways instead of having it face the exit directly.

It drives Bruce crazy, but he can't react outwardly lest his other children notice and this cursed psychological warfare begins spreading.