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hozier sounds so in love in wasteland baby itâs actually annoying
#like sure itâs kinda bittersweet but you can tell heâs so IN LOVE#AND ITS FRUSTRATING đđđđđ#the very thought of you and then iâm blue a love supreme seems hard removed i get along without you very well some other nights#THOSE ARE SAD LYRICS#BUT HE SOUNDS SO HAPPY#donât even get me started on nobody#if i had the choice between hearing either noise the excitement of a thousand or the soothing of your voice at first chance iâd take the bed#warmed by the body#LIKE DUDE. WE GET IT#coping with unreal unearth where there is only sadness#bea talks hozier#hozier
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I realized another specific thing I don't like about people asking me for patterns: the idea that there is One Specific Way to crochet something.
This is part of a broader issue I have about the distinction between crafts and arts that I think about a lot, but in this particular context, I don't like the idea of people restricting themselves and refraining from experimenting with crochet because they think there is a Right way or only One way to make something. What pattern? Just look at the thing I made (which by the way, in asking immediately for the pattern you're kind of devaluing this art piece I've made as some kind of trinket you should also possess, but that's a slightly different issue) and make your own thing like it. Even if you followed my notes exactly, you wouldn't have the same exact result as mine unless you had my exact tension, yarn, and physical quirks of crocheting. I don't even have the same result following my own notes in subsequent crochets because it's all slightly different each time. You would have something that looks similar to mine but is your own, and that's something you could achieve just by trying to make your own thing from the get go. Doesn't require a pattern.
Use your eyes, work stitch by stitch and row by row. If it's as you think and there is only one correct way to do it, then you can try and figure it out. Doesn't require a pattern. If it's not as you thought and there are actually multiple ways to do it, then you'll find a way as you try. Didn't require a pattern. Either way, pattern not actually needed.
#text#ngl some of yall are one step removed from being the kind of people making ai art because 'real art is too hard'#its just exceptionally weird to be treating Me A Human Person as if i were an ai chat bot to spit out patterns for you.#do you see the similarities. reflect.#this message brought to you by me being frustrated at people complaining about how a pattern they bought didnt have exact stitch count#FOR WHERE TO PUT THE SAFETY EYES. đŤ đ#JUST USE YOUR EYES. EYEBALL IT FFS
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God i fucking hate that post #1 reason i cannot stand tumblr
#all your high horses are stepping in SHIT because you wont look DOWN đ#its sooo fucking frustrating#blah blah#negative#vent
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Hmmm they wouldve known I already made thornton art way before this but too bad i got blocked by them early on for whatever reason đ¤Ş
I honestly wouldve loved to have tagged them and even tried to but found out I was blocked 𼴠(wish i could tag them on other deputy posts since i know theyâre rarely liked but guess interacting with some is just futile and even unwanted)
#personal#this frustrates me to no end: acting like someone else came up with the art or fanfic first just totally ignoring already existing stuff#funnily enuf seems that often entails my works đ#sorru but i can get sl salty about this fzndom i keep wonderifn if i should just leave#its not that iâll be missed anyways đ¤Ą
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"oh well youre not a NATURAL redhead" thats right bitch i am an UNNATURAL redhead, do you know how much more insane that makes me???? to pay thousands of dollars to maintain this identity and i LOVE it????
#for legal reasons this is a joke#i hope that is obvious that i am razzing#i have been a redhead for over a decade and i have lied to so many ppl abt being a natural redhead#bc inevitably they are like oh đ so ur fake....ok#LIKE GIRL YOU DIDNT KNOW UNTIL I TOLD YOU??? WHY DOES IT MATTER???#its frustrating and i feel like i was born to be a ginger but no one told my fucking hair#op#hair
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you know its something crazy when you get an NHS letter with FIRST CLASS stamped on it
#brah#i have to switch medication again im actually really sick and TIRED!!!#im only 23 and this will be my 4th medication#what happens when iâve tried them all and nothing works#and the most frustrating thing is that i genuinely feel fine#back in uni i used to worry i wouldnt even be able to have a job but iâve had this one for 8 months#and its pretty physically demanding and iâm alright#but my mri scans clearly show i shouldnt even be fawkinf out of bed what the freak#more loading doses through an iv drip hurrah đ#anyway sorry for rant
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2. Rafe x innocent (and kinda naive/ airhead?) reader where reader and rafe are dating (still very new) and reader keeps reminding him she wants to wait longer (when they are making out/feeling each other up) and he keeps trying to go further, so he tells/manipulates her that itâs not normal for girls to not want to go further and something could be wrong, so he âchecksâ her (rubbing her clit and fingering her) and asking things like âdoes that feel good?â âDoesnât that make you want more?â âSomething probably is wrong if you want me to stopâ, just so he can convince her to say she wants more (so then he fucks her). Â
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ur asks have me going FERAL. your brain is so beautiful and it must be treasured and protected at all costs. i actually hate the way i wrote this but i was too far in to change it by the time i realised i didnât like itđđ nevertheless, this is a long one guys so buckle up!! (1.5k words!!!đąđą)
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you and rafe had only been dating for a few weeks, relationships were pretty much a whole new thing for you since your upbringing hadnât really allowed it. you hadnât had sex before, ever. and rafe wasnât going to be patient for much longer, the furthest you two had went is making out, when it got heated you pulled back.. pushing him away and saying you didnât feel well.
rafe was getting desperate, you didnât even realise what you did to him. he was painfully hard most of the time since you were oblivious to how sexual you were being. such as bending over right infront of his face, showing him your cutesy pink panties or accidentally grinding against his cock when you squeezed past him in the kitchen. rafes frustration was at its peak and he couldnât take it any longer.
rafe stretched his arm around your waist as you both lay in bed watching tv, biting his lip in thought before reaching out to grip your jaw gently, turning you to face him. he leant forward, catching your lips in a deep kiss, it didnât take long knowing rafe before it got heated, as his tongue began battling your own for dominance you pulled away, taking deep breaths as you stared up at him with big innocent eyes.
âwhatâs wrong, pretty girl?â he muttered, lifting his thumb to wipe his drool from your mouth.
ân-nothing rafe, i just.. i donât⌠i canât go any further with you, i-i donât think iâm ready for that.â rafeâs patience was out of the window by now, all rational thoughts evaporating as his cock grew harder, straining against his pants, desperate to be inside your sweet cunt.
âbabyâŚâ he sighed. âthis isnât normal.â
you stared at him with a confused expression, your eyebrows knitted. âi-i donât understand, did i do something?â
he was quick to shut that thought down âno, no, no, my sweet girl, itâs more about what you didnât do. see, other girls your ageâŚthey love being good for their daddyâs, and i just donât think you are being good fâ me.â tears began to whell up in your eyes, his negative feedback not sitting right in your stomach. âdaddy?â you questioned gently, your bottom lip wobbling.
âyeah, iâm your daddy, baby. and i think itâs about time you start calling me that. itâs true, no? i take care of you, i feed you, pay for your clothes, hell, i even take you to the bathroom. i may aswell be your daddy, so thatâs what your gonnaâ call me from now on, you got that?â he speaks softly, not wanting to discourage you or push you further away but needing to be firm enough so you understand. heâs testing the waters. seeing how easy it is to control your sweet mind in ways only a man like him could.
âi mean.. yeah, that-that makes sense i guess.â
a sly smile appears on his face, his thumb wiping a salty tear from your cheek âgood girl.â he lifts your skirt with one hand, pushing into your panties and rubbing your clit, you gasp in surprise at the new sensation. âdaddy! w-what are you doing?â you ask in shock.
rafe sighs âdaddy needs to give you a check up baby, just to make sure nothinâs wrong. all i need to do is rub that sweet button of yours and fuck my fingers into your pretty pussy, mkay?â your cunt involuntarily clenches around nothing. âmkay, daddy.â you moan. rafes fingers stray from your clit to your entrance, his cock growing impeccably harder from the feel of your wetness, your pussy leaking around his hand.
âd-daddy, feels sâ good.â you whimper as he pushes his fingers into your hole, your walls clenching instinctively around his thick digits. âyeah? you like that? you like it when daddy fingers your sweet pussy?â he groan into your ear, sending shivers down your spine.
he picks up his pace, fingering you roughly until the knot in your stomach begins to tighten, you grab at his wrist, pushing him away, which doesnât really do much since your strength is no match for his own. âdaddy! stop, i-i think iâm gonnaâ pee.â you whine, embarrassment flooding through your veins. your cheeks flushed from the humiliation.
he lets out a small laugh, his famous smirk still painted across his face âno baby, your not gonnaâ pee.. your gonnaâ cum. your gonnaâ cum with my fingers deep inside your cunt. ask me. ask daddy for permission.â he growls, a flip switching inside his brain. âp-please daddy, make me cum, please can i cum? please please please.â you beg, tears streaming down your face as you try desperately to hold back.
âcum.â
he growls, watching as your legs begin to shake, your pussy sucking his fingers further into your cunt. you cry out as your body spasms, a thick creamy fluid leaking out of you and into rafes palm. âthatâs it, let it all out. dirty fuckinâ girl. creaming all over your daddyâs fingers.â
your breathing begins to slow as you come down from your orgasm although rafe keeps his fingers deep inside your pussy, catching you in a deep kiss. he takes your hand in his own and leads it down towards his cock, making you instantly recoil. rafe lets out a mixed groan of annoyance and sigh of disappointment under his breath. you look towards the bed, feeling guilty as ever. he turns you to face him again, his pretty blues simmering in darkness. âlisten. pretty baby, i was trying to be nice earlier but⌠i think there is something wrong with you. all the other girls your age wannaâ fuck daddy, so why donât you? iâve been so patient with you sweets but, the clockâs tickinâ.â
rafes fingers begin to fuck into you once again at a rapid pace, your whimpers and cries filling the room as he fucks you with his fingers. âsee? doesnât that feel good? doesnât that make you want more?â you nod your head, dazed with pleasure. not even fully understanding his questions. âgood girl.â he mutters before taking his cock out of his pants, before you even realise whats happening, rafe had removed his fingers and crawled on top of you, pushing the mushroom tip of his swollen fat cock against your entrance.
your eyes burst open in shock at the feeling âwait, wait, wait, da-DADDY! Oh fuck!â you practically screamed as rafe bottomed out in your pussy with a single thrust. essentially, popping your cherry. his hand is quick to cover your mouth as he glares down at you from above. his sanity is long gone by now, the crazed look on his face scaring you into submission.
âshut the fuck up. i-iâm done playing games now. your gonnaâ shut your pretty little mouth and-and daddyâs gonnaâ fuck your cunt until he cums deep inside you, okay?â you didnât respond seeming as his hand was covering your mouth.
he lifted his palm from your mouth before quickly striking you across the face, you cried out as your skin began to fluster due to the impact of his hit. he swiftly gripped your jaw making you look him in the eyes once more âyou-you fuckinâ answer me when iâm talkinâ to you. you nod your fuckinâ head when daddy asks you a question.â this time you were quick to nod your head, tears streaming down your cheeks as you sobbed a ây-yes daddy.â
if anything they just seemed to turn rafe on even more. âgood⌠good girl.â he groaned before pummelling his cock further into your cunt, he began thrusting at a rapid pace, fucking you so hard the headboard began to bash against the wall. your screams of pleasure probably being heard for miles. âohhhh shit, you see that, you fuckinâ slut?â he pointed your face towards where your cunt and his cock connected, a pool of pink cream surrounding the base of his cock, a mixture of blood and cum. you were too far gone to talk at this point, moans and whimpers spilling out of your lips as you simply nodded your head, your eyes rolling back.
âfuck i canât believe you tried to hide this shit from me, tried to hide how much of a greedy fuckinâ cock slut you are. itâs okay though baby, daddy loves when you turn into a desperate little whore. gonnaâ have you writhing on this fat cock every day of the week from now on.â
#đanon#rafe cameron x you#rafe cameron smut#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron imagine#rafe cameron#rafe cameron fic#dark rafe cameron x reader#dark! rafe cameron#drew starkey#drew starkey smut#drew starkey x reader#rafe cameron prompt
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Nostalgia gets the Best of Us

Elijah "Smoke" Moore, Elias "Stack" Moore x Black!Female!Reader
â ď¸MDNIâ ď¸//Content: smut, mentions of religion in passing, cunnilingus, PiV
Word count:2,197
"You've been gone since 2023â God forbid I show support for my people in their time of need đ
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After a day of hard work a lady often just wants to have fun and dance the night away, is that so much to ask for?
Word quickly spread through Mississippi overnight of a new club that was owned by a pair of infamous twinsâit couldn't be. Club Juke, your friends said the name was, how cute.
As you walked up to the rustic looking building there was a long line of people waiting to be let in, music from the inside of the club reverberated through your ears just begging you to join in on the fun.
You were going to walk right in without a care until the unsure call of your name made you turn your head.
The familiar voice brought a smile to your lips, âDamn girl! Where you been? Haven't seen yer face since you moved away for that fancy job.â Spoke Cornbread. Honestly, you were delighted to see an old familiar face.
âOh please, you never catch me when I visit.â You huffed in a playful frustration, but before you could carry on your conversation the line of people behind you hurled bouts if complaints your way, cutting the reunion with your old friends short. Cornbread clicked his tongue and sent you on in.
âThe twins are in for a treat when they see you.â The heavy-set man chuckled to himself and shook his head as you kept pushing further into the club, unaware of the band of old faces you would be seeing.
You managed to move through the crowd in sync with the music, body swaying in tandem with the tune.
Spotting your friends in the distance, a smile made its way to your faceâhappy to finally be surrounded by the people you actually came here to party with; but as luck would have it, the wind was suddenly knocked out of you when a man who was dancing crashed his back into you.
Before you could fall over, a man in a blue suit came to your aid, his hand placement seemed awfully friendly but you were too disoriented to comment on it; only focusing on how harshly he berated the man for simply having two left feet.
âIf you don't watch where you steppinâ on the young lady then I think we're gonna have a problem.â He threatened. The poor man nodded his head to show his understanding of the situation and booked it to the other side of the room as fast as the booming crowd allowed.
âNow, enjoy yourself lilâ lady.â He laughed, now removing his arm from your waist only to move them to your shoulders.
âWho do you think yerâ callinâ-â You were about to give a smart response, but held your tongue when you finally made eye contact with your hero.
A flash of recognition glazed over his eyes, while a look of mortification graced yours. Youâre sure he could feel the goosebumps on your skin when your name left his mouth.
âSmokeâŚâ
Seeing the man in front of you could only mean that his other half couldn't be far away, which wouldnât bode well for you if they both got their hands on you.
Smoke said your name again, this time it made you flinch and all the childhood memories of puppy love and broken promises came baring its claws at you.
Oh the Smoke-Stack twins, if people were to pick out the type of crowd the twins usually tend to draw in, you probably wouldnât be their go-to guessâbut some would say you were in the right place at the right time, or that you were just really unlucky; but something that couldn't be debated among anyone back then was that those boys cherished you.
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A pastor's daughter and regular church goer, that's what all the grown folks would refer to you as, never truly by your name.
Growing up, your father and everyone who knew him spoke ill of the pair of twins who would often be finding themselves in trouble.
Don't get mixed up in company like thatâŚ
You told yourself, but unfortunately that prayer seemed to have fallen on deaf ears seeing as how the trouble found you instead. The twins seemed to have been drawn in by all the alarm bells that were meant to actually keep them away.
Once the boys got their hand on you, the three of you made for an interesting group, if anything, the adults thought that maybe you were just the right influence they needed to steer them on the right trackâUnfortunately for them, this ended up having the opposite effect.
To be fair, you were never rude to those who showed you respect, but the twinsâ âDon't take shit from anyoneâ attitude rubbed off on you hard.
Stack seemed more receptive to your usual kind nature and would often let you have your way with him, even letting their dreams of moving to Chicago slip out, but the other brother was the one who forced you to develop a sharp tongue; Smoke's jabs often bordered on scathing to just actual bullying.
When you finally matched his energy the boy was at a loss for words, just gave a click of the tongue and a, âWhatever manâŚâ Smoke wouldnât admit it but he was a little proud of you for a split second, just minus Stacksâ frame doubled over in laughter.
Tender moments were few and far between when is came to them, but in the off chance they let you near their hair; a matching set of conrows would send you over the moon. It was your idea of bonding and also one of the rare moments where Smoke never had anything to comment on.
Youâd like to think you both found common-ground on those days.
So why were you so mad to see him after all these years?
There weren't any signs of a falling out brewing. Just an abrupt departure that left you torn; everyone around you said âIt's for the best.â or that you should âLet it goâŚâ but it took years to get over being abandoned like that.
No letter.
No goodbye
NothingâŚ
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You were honestly surprised that you remembered their faces after all these years.
Blinking those memories away, your mortified expression turned into anger. âYou've gotta be kiddinâ me, you nâ your brother run off to Chicago doinâ God knows what, then you two turn back up with a place like this after the state you both left me in?!â
âSo you're not happy to see us?â Stack questioned, inserting himself into the conversation.
Your eyebrows furrowed in annoyance, these men haven't changed, they're still the same smug little boys who left you in the dust for Chicago.
âLook now, we know how we left things wasn'tâŚideal butâwe all grown up now.â Stack spoke, stationed himself behind you while his hand found its way to your waist. âWe can handle this like adults.â His words echoed through the covers of your mind.
There was no denying the twins were attractive physically and their personalities had their own appeal to it, you would know, you grew up with them.
You'd be stupid to deny that you hadnât thought about them in a romantic sense, but you were a grown woman now; you didn't have to unpack resurfacing emotions that you may have had toward your childhood friends.
Your eyes looked up to Smoke to see how he was taking the situation. His hands seemed casually nestled in his pockets while his pupils searched for an answer in yours, he motions a questioning head tilt as if to say, âWell?â
The music and surroundings seemed to slow as you looked around. âFineâŚâ You agreed, you hoped that you hadnât sounded too eager, but you don't miss the subtle smile on Smoke's lips as you were being directed into what you were sure was a closet.
The twins sat you on a small table in the oddly spacious closet, it was already risky in your eyes to have been seen with the two, but whatever they were planning to do would have the town in hysterics for months to come.
One hand around your neck, and the other gripped both your thighs. The twins couldn't let you slip away like you always did, they had to have you this time.
Stack hiked up the skirt of your dress, he flashed you a charming smile as he looked up at you from between your legs. It left you feeling hot and embarrassed, yet he hadn't even laid a finger on you yet.
Smoke held your arms in place as Stack began to indulge himself in your dripping folds, his tongue borrowed itself into your slick hole as you managed out a moan.
âLet it out mama.â Smoke encouraged as his mouth made its home on your neck; leaving hickeys and spit wherever he saw fit while his free hand found its way to groping your breasts.
You were being overloaded on pleasure from every angle and all Smoke was doing was taunting you like he always did, âWhat was all that noise back there for, hmm?â His low, but playful voice teased as he pinched and squeezed at your nipple.
His hand then moved up to your mouth, fingers playing and prodding with your lips. âDid princess just need our attention?â Smoke was always great at getting people riled up, this instance was no different; the man's digits forced its way into your mouth, rings nâ all.
âSuck.â He commanded, and suck you did. The man could only scoff playfully at your obedience, it was clear to both twins that you could melt in their hands at any moment.
The more Stack nibbled and licked at your cunt, the more whiny and desperate your moans became, the more you rocked your hips to the rhythm of the man's mouth.
âEasy girlâŚâ Stack spoke between your legs, his grip on your thighs tightening as if to hold you in place.
You send a hum of protest through Smoke's fingers at the brother who seemed to be getting off on your cries of pleasure.
âWhat, cat got yaâ tongue?â Stack laughed as he zoned back in on his main goal.
The deeper he sank his mouth into your slit, the closer you got to the edge. Your body writhed against his tongue as one of your hands broke free and made its way to the back of his head, which only seemed to encourage him more.
FuckâŚ
At this rate you were gonna-
Your body froze as the shock of your orgasm washed over your body, for a moment you swore the party going on outside ceased to exist. Stack removed himself from between the space in your legs, looking quite pleased with himself; the man flashed a smile at you, showing off his grillz.
Before you could catch your breath, the two brothers switched places and now Stack was behind while Smoke was right in front of you.
âYou didn't think we were done with you, right princess?â Stack said, an amused grin graced his face as the sound of belts unbuckling made your breath hitch.
If it werenât for the table holding you up, you know damn well that your knees would have given out.
Your face grew warmer as you felt Smoke gently push your legs apart, his length resting against your thighs. âIf it gets too much, tell me.â He stated in a stern manner before sinking his cock into your sex.
The action was so fast that Stack failed to quiet your shaky moans that grew louder as his brother mercilessly pounded into your cunt. The sound of skin slapping in tandem with each other filled the room.
Strings of curses waterfalled from your mouth that made Stack laugh, he made a joke about having a dirty mouth for a pastor's kid; but you would have to appreciate it later when you're not about pass out from sheer pleasure.
âPâŚPlease, ElijahâŚmake me cum!â
Smoke's cock twitched inside you at brief the mention of his name, it was like a switch was flipped in his brain that made him speed up.
You were nearing the finish line of your inevitable high, with each thrust you were sure your vision was making you see dots. The final nail in the coffin was when the man leaned into your ear to say, âGod I missed youâŚâ
Your eyes fluttered shut as the satisfaction of both your orgasms washed over you, and a content sigh escaped your lips as Smoke removed himself from between your legs and there's a beat of almost comfortable silence in the air, âI meant that, by the way.â Smoke spoke up, trying to make himself look decent again.
âHow we left you back then, it had nothing to do with you.â Stack continued for his brother, âWe wereâŚjust protecting you in a way we thought would help back then.â
You listened to their explanations as you slipped back on your dress. âI didn't need protection, I just wanted the two of you to be there.â
âWe're here now.â
Saw yall were dying over here on tumblr so I decided to chip in and finish this fic lol
Btw I can't promise that this is my comeback era
#reader is black#sinners x reader#reader is female#smoke x reader#stack x reader#sinners smut#I'm just thinking with my dick
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streamer!ellie pt.2
summary: i hated the other one of this that i made, so REMAKE TIEM!!!
warnings: miiinor sexual content, shit talking, gay people đ
authors note: heheheh ples donât flop this time..


- during her faceless days, she opened up a po box so ppl could send her things, and she made an amazon wishlist and she unboxed stuff on stream đđ
- one day she was unboxing a giant box of cat toys. string, those little feather stick things, even that weird automatic flapping fish thing (that she secretly loves and taped to her back one time)
- she was playing with this one toy that was a little fishing reel, and it had string and a little fish on the bottom. she went on and onnn about how shes a self proclaimed âfishing masterâ while garf chased it around, letting out little meows and growls of frustration.
- eventually, she lost her grip and let go of the pole. she bent down to pick it up, forgetting that her face would be in view. thus, the chat started blowing up.
ewwwbruh: FACE REVEAL
ewwife: EW WE CAN SEE UR FACE
ewwife: JUST THE SIDE BUT WE CAN SEE YOUU
ewssidechick: her nose looks so rideableâŚ
- she got distracted petting garfield, and didnât realize anything until she stood up. she was getting tagged over and over again on twitter, blurry pictures of her face (curtesy of the shitty webcam) circulating through her subreddit.

- âguys. im gonna erase this from ur memoryâŚâ and she literally held up this goofy ass hypnotizer pendelum and started fake hypnotizing everyone like âthat never happeneddddâ âyou donât know what i look likeeeeâ âthat was fakeeeeâ âchat that was not reallllâ
- and everyone literally js went along with it and pretended it never happened. like ppl were tweeting about it and everyone was like âhuh??? what are u talking about bruh??â
- she did the same thing after falling off her rainbow unicorn scooter đ
- one time she revealed that the âewâ in her username stood for her initials, and everyone was making the most horrendous guesses. elliam willace being the favorite one.
- âguys, my name is not edward wilson??? i amâŚnot a manâ
- shes gotten into so much dramaâŚmultiple notes app apologies have been issued via her instagram story.
- people would ask her opinions on other streamers, and sheâd literally just be like ââŚi have no idea who that is.â and people would get so MADDDD but homegirl is literally just blatantly unaware
- or she would know , and would literally be like âtheyâre honestly super annoying and i would rather kill myself than watch them but whatever floats ur boat ig!â
- she played that âwomp womp womp wompppâ sound effect on her soundboard afterwards.
- SPEAKING OF. she abuses that soundboard sooo much. its so obnoxious and annoying like I SWEARRR!!! sheâll tell a horrible pun and play the crowd laughing and cheering sound effects while literally no one laughed.
âguys. whats the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament??â
ââŚlive streaming.â
(crowd cheering sound effect)
ânooo thank you thank you, youâre all too kind, really!!â
- meanwhile chat was dead silent.
- every time she gets to choose her own name on a game its some dumb shit like "jizzmaster" or "chris fucker"
- âit appears you have entered innapropriate content.â âOHHH LOOK AT EPISODE LOOK AT THESE CORPORATE BIGWIGS TRYING TO CONTROL THE LITTLE MAN???â
- she just ended up naming him âchris phuckerâ
- like when she played episode on stream and made up really annoying voices for all the characters and made her character look like an elderly man, and made the love interest look like you đđ
- she messes up sm on games when she streams normally, but when you're there? she is LOCKED THE FUCK IN. sitting there so focused the entire time just to show off
- whenever she randomly goes silent she just starts SINGING. it's either nicki minaj or some fucking fnaf song
"IS THIS THE THANKS THAT I GET FOR PUTTING U BITCHES ON???"
- speaking of, her favorite fnaf song is def âstay calmâ cuz she loves saying âhey kids. Nice to eat ya.â
- bought one of those "i paused my game to be here" tshirtsâŚironically. you refuse to let her wear it in public
- beefs w kids on fortnite sm... she has definitely gotten banned for saying she was gonna bomb a kids house or fuck their mom đ
- every time she plays a game, she'll literally sit there and watch an 8 hour long video about the lore. she'll plop down on the couch and watch it like a movie
"did you know everyone actually thought that fnaf one took place in 1993, but it was actually 1992?"
- she definitely had you sit next to her when she played through fnaf because she was lowk scared the entire time whenever she heard you walking around the house while she was playing she'd hear footsteps in the hallway and be like. WHAT THE FUCKKK
-she'd have you right next to her, laying your head on her shoulder and messing with her free hand. if you fell asleep, she would be sitting there slapping her hand over her mouth whenever she gets jumpscared bc she doesn't want you to wake up đ
- sometimes, while she streams , she plays one handed games and lets you sit and draw on her arm for fun. even got you a whole set of those skin markers so u could go ABSOLUTELY HAM. she got one drawing you did that said âr + e 4evaâ tattooed in ur handwritingâŚsuch a sap
- she loves watching fan edits of herself...AND OF YOU. she'll be on her burner account with a whole collection on tiktok of edits of you.
ewwsbiggestfan: shes so bad i want her to hit me w her car...
- speaking of. imagine her using that account to make shitty capcut edits of you like
- shes ur biggest fan ongod
-WHILE WEâRE ON THE TOPIC OF âfansââŚwhat if i made a completely new origin story for streamer!ellie and reader. what if they were both streamersâŚ.
- OKAY SO BASICALLY.
- you had started streaming about a year before ellie did. butttt, you two did very different types of streaming.
- you werenât very into like, SERIOUS video games. sure, you played some stuff, like animal crossing and roblox and the sims, but nothing more than that.
- that wasnât what you were streaming though.
- ever since you were younger, you had been wayyyy intoâŚliterature.
-by literature i mean fanfiction. heaps of it.
- actors, anime characters, BOOK CHARACTERS, you were in DEEP
- sometimes, for fun, you used to read them out loud in stupid voices. when you were alone, or with your friends, it was very entertaining
- thatâs when you got the idea to start streaming it. if it could entertain your friends, and you, whos to say it wouldnât entertain other people.
- well, it definitely did. in your first year, you hit 10k followers. people loved you. theyd make edits of you, send in requests of fics for you to read, everything.
- a while later, ellie started gaining more and more popularity. out of all the incomes of fame, fanfiction was the most. abundant!
- one day, you got a request to read an ellie x reader fic. at the time, you barely had any idea who she was, but you decided to just go with it đ¤đ˝
- âwho the fuck is elliam willace???â
- the fanfic was definitely veryâŚgraphic!
- âyour hips rolled onto her thigh, her slender, tattooed hand palming at your waist. âyouâre doing so good babe, fuck.â-â âGUYS. ISNâT SHE NOT ON MUTE RIGHT NOW???â
- you couldnât help but giggle the rest of the fic, feeling a nagging heat in your core. you didnât even know who the girl was, but if this fic was accurate, someone would have to sedate you.
-âim actually. gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure. GUYS. who is this womanâŚis she real⌠if she is. things are about to get WICKED.â
- not very thankful to you at the moment, she was very real. apparently, you and her were streaming at the same time, and your followers raided her stream telling her she was reading about you. her curiosity was obviously piqued, and why would she NOT join the stream?
- creeperewman: im definitely real!
- the text on your screen literally made your stomach fall into your ass. you stood up and legit just walked out of the room, camera still on. was she there the whole time???
- creeperewman: aww đ whereâd she go sheâs so badddd
- you eventually returned after a minute of calming yourself down, and low and behold, she gifted you 100 subs and followed you on instagram.
- she was definitely very real!! and that fanfic wasâŚlore accurate. to say the least đ
- after you two started dating, the two of you would often show up on eachothers streams. ellie, teaching you how to play cod, and you, reading with her.
- she secretly loves reading the fics people write about her and making fun of them, and every time you stream with her shes âsubtlyâ hinting that you should read about her
sitting there pulling on her collar, looking away like âgee, wonder who youâre gonna pick todayâ with the worst fake laugh ever.
- âellie can barely ride a scooter, idk why sheâs in the mafia rnâŚâ âyou fall off ONE TIME and all of a sudden you cant ride a scooter. bullshit.â
- she makes fun of all the dumb pet names like âbabygirlâ and âdarlingâ and randomly calls you them and bursts out laughing
- you still read those fics when youâre bored sometimes. and ellie MERCILESSLY makes fun of you for it
âyknow, if you missed me that bad, you shouldâve just told me.â
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how they speak up for you â mitsuri, shinobu, kyojuro, sanemi, muichiro
Authorâs Note: short and sweet, and hopefully a lil funny too. đ
how they speak up for you â mitsuri, shinobu, kyojuro, sanemi, muichiro
Kanroji Mitsuri x Reader, Kocho Shinobu x Reader, Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Tokito Muichiro x Reader
Word Count: ~800
CW: explicit language, mild sexual content
Emergency Request Fulfilled: could you write comfort for when Their S/o like absolutely hates speaking up for themselves, like someone could be walking all over them and they'd be like "Oh, its fine" bc conflict= worst enemy? I would like to request Muichiro (love him sm) and Sanemi if that's okay, and the rest you can decide (-if you want to add more.)
~faqs~

Mitsuri will be all over the situation (in a good way, ofc đ)
âBaby, didnât you want your drink hot?â â> sheâs already staring daggers at the barista who made your drink đ
âHm?â
You do your best to conceal the pinch of your eyebrows, as well as the goosebumps raising on your arms đĽś
âI thought cold drinks made you cold, and you donât like being cold?â
⌠âHm?â
Sheâs not buying your nonchalance đ
âThatâs it.â Uh oh. âIâm getting you your drink made right.â
đłđŤŁđŤ
âNonono, Mitsuri, itâs fiiine.â đ
Arms crossed, her lips purse, eyes narrowed as you weakly grin and take a big sip đ
âIf you wonât let me get you another one, then at least wear my sweater?â
𤯠âOkay!â đ¤
So maybe sheâs wearing a cropped tank top underneath â youâre only a mere mortal after allÂ
â #oops my thirst made an appearance đ

Short girlfriend = scary girlfriend
And thatâs a compliment đ
Shinobu doesnât need height, bulk, or a dick to defend you
Her scathing tongue and unnerving stare are plenty
Not to mention, sheâll go full Karen if need be, but the more eloquent, calculating, deceptively sweet version đ
She can make anyone feel like a complete idiot in 2-3 sentences, give or takeÂ
Which does include you, but you donât argue too often đ
Basically:
Itâs highkey hot when she speaks up for you đ¤
But it may or may not make you cry when her sharpness is directed toward you đĽ˛
Fortunately, you in distress is also one of few things that immediately softens her â at least, when sheâs the reason for it đĽş

Kyojuro always tries to solve your problems for you
Not bc he thinks youâre incapable, and not w/o your expressed consent/prior communication
But he just hates seeing you unhappy, uncomfortable, unsafe â really anything that isnât grinning and laughing
He understands thereâs a time and place for more difficult and painful emotions, but why on earth wouldnât he go out of his way to ensure those times and places are as few and far between as possible????? đ¤¨
So, obvi, he more than willingly goes out of his way âşď¸
âDo you want me to say something?â his quiet breath warms your ear, softening the frustration growing in your chest
âI dunno,â you sigh, gesturing hopelessly at the person whoâd just cut you in line, âWeâre all going to the same place anyway.â
âTrue,â he shrugs, âBut that was quite rude and noticeable of them.â
âDo you want to say something?â you tease, elbowing his side with amused fondness
âNot if it discomforts you.â
âIt wouldnât discomfort me,â you mumble, cheeks darkening nonetheless, âYouâre so cute.â
Albeit, you arenât sure whether to feel proud or embarrassed when he somehow intimidates the person who cut you into leaving altogether đ

On one hand, you know Sanemi has your back âşď¸
On the other hand, you arenât 100% positive that thatâs a good thing đŹ
âI swear, does that bitch even know I exist?!â đ¤
⌠đŤŁ
âI bet she doesnât! Otherwise she wouldnât dare treat you like-â đ¤
âAnd this is why she doesnât know you exist.â đĽ˛
âPardon?â đ
âSanemi, I love you, and I so appreciate how ready to go to war you are for me, but-â
âOoh darling, you have no idea. Go to war? I will be the war for you.â đ¤
âSo sweet,â your eyes roll, âHow about you just let me handle it?â
âAnd how are you handling it?â he scoffs, âWith smiley face emojis?â đ
âŚ
âYou deserve kindness and honesty. Not her manipulative bitch shit.â
âIâll block her.â
âYou what?!â đł
âWould that suffice?â đ
âActually⌠yeah.â Sanemi is very surprised. Gushing now, âIâm so fucking proud of you.â đĽ°

Itâs kind of alarming when Muichiro speaks up for you
Bc you get a faint taste of what he was like before heâd really opened up to love đ
And that Tokito Muichiro is sharp and cold as steel w/ a -139% tolerance for bullshit
Impossible to impress đŹ
But your Muichiro hugs you when youâre feeling low, rests his chin on your shoulder while you do your best to draft a stern, confident text msg to your asshole âfriendâ, and is more than happy to tell you what he would do were he in your shoes
⌠you usually ignore his advice đ
Buuut sometimes he reaches over and hits SEND before you can stop him đŤ
âMUI! I was going to delete some of that!â đ
âNah, itâs great as is.â đ
#headcanons#modern au#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#kanroji mitsuri#mitsuri x reader#kocho shinobu#shinobu x reader#rengoku kyojuro#kyojuro x reader#shinazugawa sanemi#sanemi x reader#tokito muichiro#muichiro x reader
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๨ৠGOODBYE MY BRITISH SWEETHEART ๨ŕ§
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SUMMARY๨ৠLoving Lando is like how the Earth circles the sun. In absolute awe and admiration. But the Earth is slowly destroying itself in the presence of this star. The rays of this sun are burning away at this Earthâs ozone layer, maybe even going as far into this Earthâs core.
PAIRING ๨ৠLando Norris x Fem!Driver!Reader
FACE CLAIM ๨ৠAmna Al Qubaisi
WARNINGS ๨ৠfighting, misogyny (not by the grid or lando), reader is self conscious
A/N ๨ৠGod. Whenever I hear this song and think about Lando, all i think about is him and Luisiha. :( Again, I made this not in a SMAU format iâm used to. I decided to make the reader replace Daniel for the fic (I STILL LOVE HIM I PROMISE đđ)I hope you still like it! Tbh, I feel like I didn't do this request justice. If I have a chance some point in time, I might rewrite it.
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f1 Lando wins it in Miami, winning his first race! Congratulations! đ
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username1 LANNNDOOOO
username2 lando has finally landed đĽš
username3 HE FINALLY DID IT!!
carlosainz55 âď¸ congratulations cabrĂłn! Welcome to the winners side đ
â landonorris âď¸ glad to finally be part of the club đ
maxverstappen1 âď¸ lando nowins no more đ
â landonorris âď¸ haha funny đ
georgerussel63 âď¸ congrats mate!!
username5 has anyone noticed that y/n hasenât liked or commented? :(
â username6 ik!! usually she is always the first or second person to do both whenever he gets podiumâŚ
username7 no because did anyone see how y/n was staring at Lando with his trophy??
â username8 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. â username9 she looked at him like he was ripping her heart out đ â username10 I mean, y/n has been in f1 for what, 2 more years than him and still no win. I know it's just eating her up inside. â username11 I hope she gets her win soon and shuts up the misogynists. â username12 it sucks that the team did a absolute shit strategy when the safety car stopped her and made lando gain her stop.. but Iâm still happy for him!!
y/n_l/n âď¸
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username13 she didnât even post her podium photo :(
â username14 if i were her i wouldnât either.
username15 can she idk, be happy for lando?
â username16 no way you are suggesting this girl be happy after she lost her chance to overtake lando because of the safety car, taking away what may be the second woman to win a f1 race next to DesirĂŠ Wilson, after years of misogyny, and men telling her she doesnât have a place in motorport along with other women. â username17 god how i love you @ username16. SOMONE ACTUALLY USES THEIR BRAIN
visacashapprb âď¸ wonderful work as per usual!
â username18 for someone who has been in f1 for 8 years? hell no. â username19 someone is jelly â username20 they arenât jealous they are just stating a fact đ â username21 the fact that they are saying how she should be winning stuff after 8 years? â username22 obviously. since she came she hasnât won anything â username23 lance stroll, kevin magnussen, and nico hulkenburg are calling buddy and they are saying your misogyny is showing. đ â username24 LMAOOAOA YOU GO @ username23
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Saying that the end of the race was a disappointment was an understatement. For the past eight years, it only felt like the world was out to get you.
The constant criticism, misogyny, the occasional car failures, Lance Stroll's grotesque driving skills, and now, Lando winning his first Grand Prix but with the cost of you losing your position due to a shitty strategy mistake. It's frustrating, to say the least.
Being in love with Lando has its ups and downs. And as of right now? A hard low. As his partner, you want to kiss him all over his sunkissed face, going over each birthmark with tenderness. Congratulate him. Tell him how proud you are of him for finally achieving what he has been aiming for years. Ruffle those chestnut curls that you love dearly as you both stand on the podium, covered in sticky champagne as the fizzy liquid cascades over you, creating a tingling sensation on your skin you both embrace, the rainbows of confetti dancing in the air to the ground, trophy in his hands.
Yet, as a driver, you despise him. That haunting smile that glances over now and then, that sterling silver trophy dazzling in the light, blinding you as if it were the shining teeth of someone laughingly mocking you. God, how you hated it.
After closing the door to the driver's room, you swiftly remove the carbon fiber helmet, peeling off the balaclava that clings to my face, leaving my hair matted against my skin. With a surge of frustration, you glance angrily at the helmet before flinging the helmet to the ground, the sound reverberating through the room. Your breathing quivers as you gaze at the floor before ultimately slumping against the wall adjacent to the door, back against it. Running a hand through your damp hair, you rub my temple, feeling the weight of the day's events.
How did you get to this point?Â
âWhere in the world have you been, you muppet? You just up and left after the national anthems.â Lando's voice broke you out of your trance as he stood by the door, remembering you didn't lock the door. "I didn't even get to spray the champagne on you like usual." He adds with a frown.
"Not now, Lando." You stated looking down at your hands as you picked the skin around your nails to cope. His face still held a frown, yet he raised a brow at your tone.
"Not now?" He repeats, almost confused by your comment. "What's wrong? Talk to me."
"I said not now, Lando," You repeat, my voice growing more insistent. "I just need some space right now."
Lando's expression softens as he takes a step closer, concern evident in his eyes. "Hey, come on. You can talk to me. I know today didn't go as planned, but we can work through this together."Â
My frustration boils over, and I finally look up to meet his gaze. "You don't get it, do you? This could have been my chance. My chance to finally prove that I belong here. Actually- no, not me, but every woman. That we won't be not some- some girls here for some representation to make F1 seem better but to show that we belong here! That we are as good as men! And that shitty strategy screwed me over, and now it seems like I am a shit driver..." You snap in exasperation.
âI never tried to say that I understand.â Lando glared. His expression hardens, and he takes a step back, hurt evident in his eyes. "You know that's not true. You're an incredibly talented driver, and one bad race doesn't define you."
You scoff, feeling the weight of his words but unable to fully accept them. "Easy for you to say. This âone bad raceâ has been multiple races. You've had your moment of glory today. You got the lavish celebration youâve been wanting.â
You scoff, feeling the weight of his words but unable to fully accept them. "Easy for you to say. This âone bad raceâ has been multiple races. You've had your moment of glory today. You got the lavish celebration youâve been wanting.â
Lando shakes his head, his frustration creeping into his voice. "This isn't about me. It's about us! I want you to succeed just as much as I want to succeed. Weâre a team, even if we are on other racing teams. But pushing me away and shutting me out won't solve anything. Whatâs with all this?â
âDonât you get it, Lando?! Youâre perfect now! You have fans who love you, you have a secure seat, and you have a win now Lando! All you need is a championship! You donât have people telling you that you donât belong here because you have talent. You have people who support you even when your team makes a stupid mistake and they still defend you! The second I do something wrong, even when it's team orders, I'm belittled and told to go back to do my "role" as a housewife! God, I can't even get time to be with my boyfriend or friends before getting screamed at by middle-aged men that I'm a 'grid fucker' and that I had sex to get to where I am!"
Landoâs face falls at your words, a mix of offense and hurt flashing in his eyes. âYou think I donât understand pressure? I get it, alright? I get that itâs different for you, and itâs unfair. But pushing everyone away, pushing me away, isnât the answer.â
You stand up, your body tense with the weight of your frustration and sadness. âIâm not pushing you away, Lando. Iâm trying to cope with the fact that no matter what I do, itâs never enough. And seeing you succeed, seeing everyone praise you, it justâŚÂ it just makes it harder.â
Lando steps closer, his voice softer now. âI want to help you, but I canât if you wonât let me in. Weâre supposed to be in this together. Isnât that what we promised each other?â
You look at him, your heart aching at the sight of his earnest expression. âItâs not that simple. I canât keep pretending that everythingâs okay when itâs not. And I canât stand beside you, smiling, when I feel like Iâm drowning.â
He reaches out to touch your arm, but you pull away. âPlease, donât. I need to find my way through this, Lando. And I canât do that if Iâm constantly comparing myself to you.â
Landoâs eyes widen with realization. âYouâre breaking up with me.â
A lump forms in your throat, tears welling up. âDon't put it like that..â I start. Lando tries to talk but I beat him to it. "I'm... not necessarily breaking up with you. It's more of a... "Goodbye"."
"That's technically still breaking up with me," Lando mutters, a tiny, barely noticeable smile cracking through onto his lips at the light attempt at a joke to ease the growing tension. I let out a tearful giggle.
Landoâs smile crumples into a frown and he takes a shaky breath. âI love you. I donât want to lose you.â
âYou aren't losing me... I love you too,â you whisper, your voice breaking. âBut right now, love isnât enough. I need to stand on my own two feet, without always feeling like Iâm in your shadow.â
He looks away, blinking rapidly, trying to hide the growing tears in his greenish-blue eyes. âThis isnât how I wanted today to end. I wanted today to be happy. For us both.â
âNeither did I,â you say softly, placing a hand on his cheek, moving his head to look at you while you skim your fingers over his birthmarks. âBut sometimes, things donât go as planned.â
Thereâs a long, painful silence between you, filled with all the things left unsaid. Finally, Lando nods, his eyes shining with unshed tears, leaning over to press a tender kiss onto your forehead.Â
âGoodbye, then,â Lando whispers.Â
In response, you bend forward, placing your lips against his own, kissing him softly, both our lips brushing lightly as if savoring the moment for what may be the last time experiencing such a feeling.
âGoodbye.â You replied, voice narrowly above a whisper.
đ/đ 2 : Ending tbh is kinda cringey but oh well it felt right in the moment đŤ
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Okay, so... Since you're practically the saviour of Cecil fans, could I request a cecil x reader where reader is being reckless and Cecil is frustrated because he's worried?
Of course, feel free not to, I love your work anyways! Thank you for sharing your work, have a wonderful week â¤ď¸
psshhh daw shucks, me? Savior of the Cecil fans? How kind <3
as always, fic under the cut!
Youâre a b tier superhero, good for saving major cities from minor threats, you do a great job of keeping annual bank robberies down
buutttt youâre not exactly the first person they call when thereâs an alien invasion
Your partner, Cecil Stedman, knows this
What he doesnât know is that youâre best friends with Black Samson, and have convinced him to let you know when the Guardians go on a mission
This is how you end up crashing a fight between the Guardians and some vague nondescript alien invaders
Your flying is all the best yet, and you come tumbling and crashing through the swarms of large grey aliens
rolling like a bowling ball knocking them down until you land in the middle of their troops
gulp. uh oh.
meanwhile, Cecil is screaming at you over your earpiece
you assume, at least, you turned it off a while ago, knowing he wouldnât want you on this mission
but you can HELP the guardians, shouldnât you?
speaking of, Monster Girl fights her way through the aliens to scoop you up under her giant green arm, before returning to the rest of the team
âCecilâs mad, Y/n, like- ow my head hurts from the yelling bad!â Sheâs not mad at you, but you can imagine the toll having Cecil in your head takes, especially while fighting for your life
âItâs okay, Monster Girl! Iâm here to help!â You grinned, giving her a sturdy thumbs up and wriggling free of her grasp
She Narrows her eyes incredulously
âYeahhh I dunno about that..â
But youâre already gone, throwing yourself back into the fight- and to your credit- you get down a good twenty aliens or so before being overtaken
once again, and I canât stress enough how funny this is in retrospect, hahaha isnât it funny Cecil- Cecil please laugh I promise itâs funny in retrospect- but you have to get rescued again, this time by Rex Splode
hes not having your shit
âY/n I swear to fucking GOD- youâre putting us all in danger, go. The FUCK. Home!â
swallowing your pride, you turn back on your ear piece and fly off, getting lectured the entire time
âwhat the hell were you thinking?! Cecil pinches his temple, pacing back and forth
âIâm not a child, Cecil, I donât need you to scold me for doing my job.â
âYou job-â he sighs, pausing to collect himself âY/n your job is to go where I tell you and fight what I tell you. Not interrupt guardian business and almost get KILLED.â
If you didnât feel scolded before, shrinking in your seat, you certainly do now
âIâm sorryy, but I know I can be more useful-â
âYouâre useful as long as youâre alive.â He bites back, folding his arms and giving you that unimpressed glare reserved for when teenagers misbehave. But youâre in your thirties
man you fucked up.
You slink into your chair a little more
âughâŚâ he continues to pace, processing everything over the last few hours
you stand up, walking over to him and placing an open hand on his shoulder
âCecil⌠Iâm sorryâ your voice is soft and shaky, eyebrows knitted up and eyes glassy with forming tears
he Looks at you, oh he canât stay mad at you
not when heâs doing this just to keep you safe
He lets out a deep, frustrated groan, before opening a single arm and pulling you to his chest by the back of the neck
âđâ
Its okay though because he cares about you
âY/n, promise me youâre going to stop doing stupid stuff like that. I give you the toughest missions I know you can handle. But-â he sighs âIf you want to get reassessed, Iâll tell Donald to get the stuff ready.â
your eyes shine, and you smile up at him âId like that a lotâ
a beat of silence between you two
âIâm sorry for scaring you today, Cecil.â
He pulls you a little closer, just enough to kiss the top of your head
âYeah yeah, donât do it again. You gave me and half the analysis department a god damned heart attack.â
under his nagging and frustrations an undercurrent of care, its audible in his tone
You Pull him back for a real kiss, resting your foreheads together after pulling away âIâll be safer from now on.â
the moment passes, and you grab his hand âNow come on I wanna see how much stronger I am since the last time we did this!â and off you go, to get reassessed
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canât stand sylus bc youâll eye his crotch and rub up against him but he wonât give you anything until you outright say it đ
you're soooo right dkjfjs.
its funny bc i think of all the LIs sylus actually gets the hint the fastest, but he's like . a tease. so you'll be purring and whining at him and he just looks down sooo nonplussed. he just think its so cute. you can't hide your expressions at all so he's like so amused at your huffing and puffing. once you roll over from frustration he'll like... laugh against your shoulder blade and say smth like you should be a little more honest with me, sweetie. tell what it is you're whining about. and you just get soooo fdkjkjgsdgjfd because he knows!!! you're basically humping him and he's pretending not to know!!!! but he wont lay a hand on you until u say it đââď¸
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Continuation for Kuro Neko.
..again I feel like Marinettes just..abusing her right to hand out miraculous cuz shes just giving it out whenever theres a minor akuma and its just..making it too easy? Like ofc you can get 5 members a defeat a lesser villain. Jfc. And yet none of them figured out how to defeat hawkmoth..until she found out herself..so..again. Unnecessary--
Awe Kagami saying hi to Chat...anyways-- Marinette..annoys me. Like she just brushed him off and it just..never clocked that hed feel unwanted??? Really...Hes suggesting ways to help and shes jumping through hoops to not include him and getting snappy at him for TRYING TO FUCKING HELP HER??? (And if Adrien or Alya did that to HER, her fans would be up in arms saying they dont deserve her. đ)
..and Im suppose to think Ladybugs good for him?? Im good. I-- yo. Plagg should dislike her bullshit from this alone. Seriously. THIS HAS BEEN CONSISTENT. And everyone gets mad at Adrien for being fed up??? If you kept putting time and energy into something that never seems to change wouldnt you wanna put a stop to that shit?? Its frustrating to always be in the dark and never knowing how to help. Fuck OFFF.
Am i being unfair to her?? Probably but shes lost the chance for me to care about her plight when this has happened maybe..twice now?? Or more. Whos to say CUZ IT NEVER CHANGES.
"Dont move at all or can i still move a little" đ work out your upper body strength ig--
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So while taking Emmrich and Bellara places they had this multi-stage banter arc about Bellara struggling to work out a small mysterious device and they're both very invested in what could happen if she manages to finally get it to work. She's preeeetty sure it won't explode, but ... maybe? And Emmrich's understandably concerned, but willing to assist with some of the simpler external enchantments etc.
I cannot stress this enough, this goes on for several separate banters, and the mystery increases and poor Bellara gets more and more frustrated and is dying to know its secrets, despite Emmrich's encouragement and help.
Final banter culminates in her telling Emmrich with great exasperation that...
it turned out to be just a harmless music box all along!!! đ¤đđđ
and Emmrich just
(ok, it was more of a sensible chuckle and relief it was harmless, but still, it's such a rare delight when he's tickled)
#I love their dynamic into mentor-student science buddies#emmrich volkarin#bellara lutare#dragon age#dragon age 4#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#da4#DAtV#veilguard
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my mom always has to act like me having anxiety is the most annoying thing in the world. i get anxious and shes doing a loud drawn out sigh because she has to deal with me
"telling me what i need to fix while im upset doesnt help me"
"what do you want me to say"
"idk but talking about it is making it worse"
"sighhhhhhhhh guess we'll stop talking then đđđ"
days since the last time my mom told me im anxious because i dont eat well and sleep too late: 0
#i get thats shes frustrated that im not fixing the issues she perceives me to be having#but fixing my diet and sleep schedule isnt gonna make my anxiety vanish#it would help sure but its not gonna go away#my anxiety isnt even that bad right now. it was worse a few years ago when school started up#it happened multiple times a week#recently i have been fine! ive gotten anxious but pushed through it and it wasnt a big desl#but suddenly i have one bad day and my moms like 'đđđđđ fix that.'
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