i haven’t been sober since 10am for 4/20 here’s some weed fueled batfam hcs
• tim smokes weed. i think he deserves it. as a treat
• dick bit people (in and out of custom) until he was like 13
• damian also bites people no one knows when he’ll stop
• tim was devastated when dick ran off to blüdhaven bc how was he supposed to stalk him now????
• the only thing stopping steph from completely dying her hair purple is she’d have to hide her hair when she’s spoiler but she looks cunty asf running around w her hair loose
• duke is one of the 7% of americans who thought chocolate milk comes from brown cows. he didn’t really think about it critically enough
• jason relates too much to olivia rodrigo songs it’s kinda embarrassing for him. deja vu comes on and he has an out of body experience
• barbara has seen every episode of south park and can tell you the episode based on a single clip
• cass really fucking likes spongebob to the horror of bruce who really fucking hates spongebob
• bruce uses gen z slang horribly wrong but no one will tell him
• alfred has met god
• dick and jason get their own robin photos confused
• damian couldn’t spell eloquently on one of his fifth grade spelling tests and refuses to ever say the word again
• dick is a stanley girl he has 4 different colors (heather blue, mist green, the target valentine’s day one he almost lost his life over, and lilac purple)
• barbara knows if princess diana’s death was an accident or not and she’s not telling the rest of us
• tim beat candy crush and emailed them begging for more levels and they told him no
• jason will only drink cold water
• cass learned what the word cunty meant and hasn’t stopped using it since but she says it in the most serious tone everytime
• steph is always thinking about the roman empire
• duke forgets he has super powers all the time. someone calls him a meta and he’s like “who???? me?????”
• jason makes fun of dick for being a stanley girl but secretly has a red one to keep his water cold in bc like i said he only drinks cold water
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if I had a nickel for every time there was a character in a horror-adjacent piece of media that’s called some variation of the name caine, is overly dramatic, is basically god, and torments the protagonists of the piece of media in some way I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
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