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What is this? I have more? That is right @hiwelcometothemonstersancturary I have had way too much fun with the first, I have decided to drop kick the chicken through much more. Is this a good idea, no. Let's begin!
* Stand back, I know how to do the Wenis!
* Bubba, in reference to doing drunk Mario Party: The main thing is, I LOATHE alcohol, so I would hate every second.
Kickin: Just drink hot sauce. That is the next best thing for it.
* When did I become predictable!?
* (Building a boat on stream) Oh no, Mom is here. I am doing normal adult things, I swear. (Trying to hide the boat behind back)
* I am just saying, it was written in the stars that I would lose my leg. I would have liked to be told that Picky needed some emergency rations on that instead of it just happening, but at that point I am looking a gift horse in the mouth.
* (Watching Dogday play a rhythm game)...Catnap, I think Dogday is broken, he has not blinked once in the past minute.
* (Playing Blades in the Dark) Picky: Did you kill this person!?
Kickin:...Evidence wise no...but as a friend I can tell you that he insulted my hat.
* (Grabing Picky and lightly shaking) ARE YOU STRAWBERRY!?
* Anything that is pure white, is just as equally evil!
(30 seconds later)
...I just remembered Crafty exists...
* We did it! We killed an innocent man!
* (Camera is upside down and he has yet to notice) The fact that Bubba is just grinning while standing in the door has me nervous.
* Hoppy, I know you are mad at me, but letting yourself be juggle combo'ed is a great way to relieve stress.
* Não tenho boca e ainda assim devo gritar, or in English, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
* Picky: Should we do a cooking show intro or...
Kickin, instantly looking at camera: Boys, girls, and everyone in between, welcome to our new cooking show, "WAIT, WE CAN EAT EVERYDAY NOW!?" I am your pirate co host, Kickin, and this is Picky, currently still going through some character development.
* The best way to hide a body is to eat it...but this person is not a chicken, pig, or lamb, and we don't have a lamb in the gang, at least yet.
* The best way to not die is to eat, at least in my opinion...I am not looking at chat cause I know they are already asking if I ate anything yet.
* Poppy: Bubba sent you something from college!
Kickin: Yay! I love that elephant...Oh, Poppy, since you are here, you mind helping me?
Poppy: Sure. What is it?
Kickin: I need you to be a murderer.
* God...if you can hear me...you still owe me 5 bucks.
* Sometimes, life gives you a free drop kick in the groin.
* I will use the scientific method. (Closes eye and starts hits random buttons)
* Only three rules on this ship, remember to eat, remember to sleep, and if someone is neglecting to do 1 or 2, put them in a sleeper hold to force them to eat and/or sleep.
* What are friends but people you eat in a huge panic when food is low?
* In the name of the Father, Catnap, and my other Father. Amen.
* Hello it is I, the hatcher that is Billy.
* I AM THE CHICKEN SANDWICH KING! I am not a cow, so I can't be the burger King.
* I am made of tons of chicken, I can even name them. Nuggets. (Returns to game)
* I want to vote Theo. I have no proof he is the killer, I just want to do it for the bit. And pity revenge.
* Who says I can't be fabulous while firing myself out of a canon?!
* (Refering to how long till he called Angel parent on purpose) Who here wants to take bets on how long until I had an emotional breakdown?
* No joke, there have been days where I sign off the stream, get myself something to drink, and the entire farm will just hear, "SHOOT I NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO PICKY!" or whoever cause I don't pay attention to what leaves my face hole sometimes.
* Guys, sorry to interrupt the party, but I MAY have gotten stabbed and need some help.
* I would to dedicate the unnecessary slaughter of all the underworld's monsters to Dad, cause I am trying to regain what good is in my soul for committing to this...
* If I wear two eyepatches I become a super pirate!
* (Playing A pokemon soul link) Kickin: I got bad and shit news.
Bubba:...What is the bad news?
Kickin: I may have gotten a pokemon killed.
Bubba:...Which one?
Kickin: You know how happy you are when you got your favorite polemon in this...?
* (Singing) I gave my love a chicken...that had no face...
* Bobby is going to come in here one day without me noticing while I am playing Mortal Kombat and just clap when I get brutality, I already feel it.
* Cole, I like you, but why must you be lightening?
* What is Gender, but another thing we don't understand here.
* (Refering to the stack of golden apples he has) But I may need them later...(Eating rotten flesh)
* (Drawing on white board trying to figure out story of game) Then if this connected to this, and this to that...I just wrote a bunch of scribbles.
* You can't make me eat, shut up dad. (Realizes Angel is there) That wasn't towards you, I swear!
* My favorite weapons for stealth are a dagger, a pistol, and 55 pounds of TNT I always keep on hand.
* (Playing Something Wicked from Ultrakill) Why must Playtime help with this game!?
* But hate doesn't taste as good as my leg though!
* Today on, "Playtime ruined my life, now it ticks me off in the smallest of ways," fnaf lore.
* WHO GAVE THE DOG A KNIFE, AND WHERE CAN I MEET THEM!?
* So P3 has Dogday, P4 has Bobby, and P5 has Catnap...I am not bitter I am not in persona yet. You have no proof.
* (Refering to Phoenix Wright) WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE IN COURT!?
* A man with a knife is just a surgeon with a 100% mortality fate.
* If I get my mind trapped in the VR, make sure to tell dad.
* I already know what you are thinking and you are correct, I did make the dive bell horribly wrong and I am totally fine. (As he tosses a rock in a random direction in rage)
* Kickin: I am just sitting here scared as all hell, meanwhile these two are sitting back like, "Yes, nothing new here."
Catnap: Welcome to your new home in Silent Hills! You get used to your neighbors.
Kickin: It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day with our neighbors.
Crafty and Kickin: Won't you be my, won't you be my...
Kickin: Won't you be, my murderer?
* I think we can all agree Cathulu is out of all of our leagues.
* O que você vai fazer!? Me esfaquear!?
* I will be fine-FODA-ME, ISSO É UM TELEFONE!...(Covers face)...I got scared by a phone...
* Have a good night everyone, I am going to become dinner!
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Ok so I realize I have a lot to say and decided to remedy this with an intro post!
Name: Sal
Pronouns: She/her or He/him
I love cats, coloring, naps in the sun and sweets!
More below including credits, fandoms, and over sharing (cause that's just who I am)
Credits:
Satyrs banner(main banner)- Cams-cozy-corner
Pfp- Mocking bird flip flag by octocurse-agere
Karnak banner - toroinouestims
Fandoms:
Warrior cats
Helluva verse
Ghostbusters franchise
Sweet tooth(2021)
Bobs burgers
Percy Jackson (not well versed 😅)
Disney/ Disney Channel
Bluey
The Owl House
Gravity Falls
Good Omens
Our Flag Means Death
WWDITS
RTC
Gravity Falls (and assorted AUs)
And more since I'm probably forgetting some!
About me:
I regress mainly to cope with stress and to get back some of the years I couldn't take advantage of.
I regress mainly between the ages of 5-8 but it fluctuates sometimes to be young as 2 or up to 13!
I pet regress to a dog and cat! But will pet dream often as a deer/fawn or bat!
I do have gear but it's mainly stuff my baby sister has parted with (and dw, I always use a retainer with my pacis and am actively saving up to buy a grown/adult pacifier). Petre gear is kinda desolate but I have cat toys from, well, my cat lol
I am a swear friendly blog, but I try not to incase some littles don't like it!
Music:
My music taste mostly consists of indie folk and alt Rock
Artists: Hozier, Florence + Machine, Cavetown, Mumford & Sons, Of Monsters and Men, Zella Day, The Amazing Devil ,+many more
Nostalgia playlist
Subtly small playlist
Games:
Goatlings
Animal Jam
Dress up games(pastel girl, monster girl)
Toca Boca (Toca Nature)
Cats & Soup
Ponytown
Stray
ACNH
Mario Kart
Just Dance
Tv & Movies (when little)
Bluey
Bobs Burgers
Hilda
Gravity Falls
The owl house
Sweet Tooth
Wow Wow Wubzy
SpongeBob
My little pony(80s-20s)
Littlest pet shop
Adventure time
Regular show
Pound Puppies (2010-2013)
Bolt (2007)
Brave
Zootopia
Princess and the frog
Mulan
The little mermaid
The Lion King
Hercules
The Aristocats
101 Dalmatians (1961)
Ponyo
Arrietty
Ghostbusters
Jurassic Park
Lemonade Mouth
Teen Beach movie
HalloweenTown (1998)
Nightmare before Christmas
Edward Scissorhands
Many Many more!
Dni- Pro shippers, racists, lgbtq+phobes, anti-age/petre, anti-furry, MAPs, k!nk, nsfw, standard dni criteria
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