I think the most true thing I can tell u about ur late 20s is:
When I was about 3 years old, I had a babysitter, let's call her Anne. Anne used to say that if she ever had a baby of her own she was going to name her Lily. She was a babysitter because she'd always wanted kids of her own, but she couldn't have them. She turned 30, then 40, & it just never worked out for her.
I stopped going to her when I started school & I heard nothing about her for years. Except one day, my mother excitedly told me that Anne's dream finally came true! My old babysitter had a miracle baby!! The baby everyone thought she'd never have. A little baby girl named Lily, just like she dreamed. 🥰
& so anyway I bumped into Anne last Wednesday in a furniture shop and after confirming that yes this was the woman who took care of me as a toddler, she told me that her miracle baby is now a miracle 20 year old. She's a miracle second year college student!! hoping to one day be a miracle dentist!! Beloved Lily, ever dreamed of, is now another young adult who doesn't visit often enough, you know. but it is 5 hours on the train, so we won't go too hard on her for it.
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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I've gotten so used to my smaller fandom these last few months that I was just looking at this ao3 account and oh my god the numbers
Like wdym my fics on there have been read tens of thousands of times 😵💫 that's literally incomprehensible to me
It always has been but like I'd kinda forgotten lol
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People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes
They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts
"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".
in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started
And so you lie
And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.
Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality
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The true botw shrine experience. I don't think Four approves!
The full comic page and some colorful Fours can be found under the read more!
A meme redraw based on something I did in a playthrough lol. Out of arrows? Throw your sword!
I love Four so much aaAA
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Ive seen multiple posts from reddit refuges that go like "im queer and its so welcoming here!" Or "im nonbinary and dont get quized on my gender here!" Or "im autistic and i can be weird here and yall like it!" And its so fuckin cute its like yes hi hello welcome this is the gay ass autistic website we love special interests we love weird genders we love just saying random shit and the just happy surprised tone of those posts is so wholesome to me like yes! hi! you are in fact the target audience! welcome home
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meanwhile twilight deep in the forest while patrolling: my “wild is about to do something stupid” senses are tingling
edit: I just noticed I wrote marshmallow wrong lmao sorry the DYSLEXIA attacks again
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shawn's deep trust of lassiter keeps catching me so off-guard like when he's held captive and lassie and henry both turn up he tries to yell "carlton" not "dad" and when he sees a guy with a gun come into the restaurant he goes straight for lassie and keeps trying to get his attention instead of literally any of the other dozens of cops in the room with them and when he's telling someone to call the police he tells them to ask for lassiter, not jules, not vick, lassiter. like he spends all his time provoking lassie but the second there's danger there's literally no one else he trusts more
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