#CO DADS. CO DADS

[fastbreakpoints]

CO-DADS. CO-DADS!!!!!!!!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

The secret good ending for FNAF ruin,,

[quazies]

A pre-head removal discussion.

[theladysunami]

Fics where Bingge gets his own Shen Yuan are always a delight, but I do wish more of them let Shen Yuan dote on Bingge’s children!

I’d love a story where Shen Yuan somehow ended up in the role of ‘Head Imperial Tutor’ and became the children’s beloved teacher and fiercest protector.

Whatever harem drama, rebellions, or other nonsense is going on, he observes with only mild interest (plus much internal eye rolling, and maybe a little gushing over Binghe) but if anyone dares target his students he utterly destroys them.

Sometime after the Bingge vs. Bingmei extra (perhaps after Shen Yuan eliminates some threat to the children), Binghe actually notices Shen Yuan and just how closely his behavior mirrors the nice Shizun.

He’s a very gentle and attentive teacher, tailoring lessons to each child’s learning style, comforting them when the drama between their mothers causes them distress, and freely granting affectionate head pats and light fan bops.

Binghe fighting with his own kids for attention from his world’s kind Shizun, while juggling with Shen Yuan’s obliviousness, and the fact he must be careful never to seriously upset the kids (or he will face Shen Yuan’s wrath), just has so much comedy and cuteness potential!

In the end, Bingge not only falls for Shen Yuan, but comes to more fully love and care for his own kiddos too.

[stevebabey]

"Alright, here we go!" The bartender announces, leaning up to place the drinks on the bar.

"That's one whiskey, neat—" He says, sliding the lowball cocktail glass with amber liquid in front of Eddie.

"—And one Whammin' Slammin' Booty-Bangin' Pina Colada."

He places the extravagant cocktail in front of Steve. It's decorated to the nines with a straw, an umbrella, a piece of pineapple, and a little bit of tinsel on a toothpick. A whole party decoration in a drink.

"You guys have a good night." The bartender says warmly, already moving down the bar to tend to other customers.

Eddie stares down at the whiskey in the glass before him and pouts a little. Beside him and watching his boyfriend closely, Steve rolls his eyes.

"Oh, quit being dramatic," Steve says, sliding the cocktail across the bar so it's in front of Eddie, who had ordered it. He steals the glass of whiskey back at the same time.

"It happens every time."

"It happens most times."

"That isn't much better!" Eddie protests, even as he leans down and takes a long sip from the straw while they both get to their feet and leave the bar. Steve's hunting for a table they can snag, his eyes narrowed in focus. Eddie follows him blindly, his cocktail cupped in both hands.

"I'm serious, Steve! What is it about this adorable face—" He says, gesturing to himself, barely letting go of the straw to talk. It doesn't seem to faze him that Steve doesn't even glance back. "—Says I don't want to enjoy a Whammin' Bammin' Big Booty Colada?"

Steve comes to a stop, pausing his search for a moment to look back at Eddie. His expression seems unimpressed on the surface but Eddie can see his lips twitching up at the corners.

"We've had this conversation too many times, babe." He sighs halfheartedly and takes a quick sip of his own whiskey, eyes casting back out across the bar. "You have scary dog energy, you know this. You specifically dress like this on purpose."

Eddie picks up the pineapple wedged on the edge of his glass and bites into it, sending it down with another sip of his cocktail as Steve leads them further into the back of the bar. He finally spots a spare empty table.

"C'mon, I think I found one." Steve urges, one hand snaking back to make sure Eddie's following.

"Is it a crime to wish to not fall victim to stereotypes?" Eddie prattles on, following Steve duly by slipping his hand into Steve's outstretched one. His cocktail wobbles precariously as he takes another gulp.

"Like when that waitress gave me your awful black coffee! And you got my delicious delicacy that I paid extra hard-earned money for..."

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i like to think that when steve and eddie go out, people always lean into their assumptions and are like hmm ok preppy boy with the polo? oh he gets the fruity cocktail! and eddie is always like >:( i don't want this expensive puddle of piss gimme the bonanza supreme cocktail pls. like excuse me i paid for that.

[gotham-snark]

Batman - One Bad Day -Ra's Al Ghul

[diabloku]

... my hand slipped 😶

Oops

[chinelacanta]

i just know he’d be a really awkward but supportive dad (< delusional)

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

After James came out

Euphemia: Careful, the plate is hot.

James: Don't worry, I'm attracted to pans, not plates.

Euphemia: 😑

Sirius: 🤦

Fleamont: 😆 [is really proud of his son's stupid dad joke]

[lilzezthenyan]

“Morning, Sherlock.”

[lotus-pear]

custody battle over scaramouche after sumeru archon quest—spoiler venti wins 👀

[teplejtrouba]

jsme v muzeu, kamarádka se kouká na pochybně provedenou dřevěnou sochu Josefa s Ježíškem, komentuje Josefův výraz: "On vypadá hrozně utrápeně."

muzejní pracovnice právě procházející kolem: "Však to dítě není jeho..."

[thefrsers]

requested by Anon: Bathena almost drowning in 7.02 + Bathena almost dying in their house fire in 7.09

[hauntedangelconnoisseur]

Graves is not going to have another step-parent

The dad in question:

[clockwayswrites]

Someone reblogged my art of Cosmas, the Damian clone @mokulule HC together. And now I'm like *slaps self* NO stay focused! Do not start writing about the poor dying clone who Danny saves and takes in as his child and helps them learn to live as their own person.

And while learning to be a parent and working his job at WE and meets Bruce freaking Wayne and it's actually really nice to have another parent to talk to about things? (But wow, Danny, stop crushing on your boss, he's only the most eligible man in Gotham. If the guy isn't married by now he clearly just doesn't want to be.)

(And sitting across the table at their weekly lunch at the cozy cafe Bruce is all wow, Bruce, stop crushing on your employee, that's wrong and your life doesn't need a complication like that.)

And neither of them knowing how their children connect.

No self. DO NOT. You have to finish LBFD and ABSON even if they're fighting you! ;-;

Edit: woops, art here.

[raine-hearts-art]

@qin-su-week Day 7: Monsters and Demons

Never mess with a mother.