#Competitive

[classycookiexo]

[orez-suke]

I looked at too many competitive pokemon meme

[white-flwrs]

hot new toxic productivity tip ‼️‼️

pomodoro timer 25 min

breaks in between for 5 min

except instead of scrolling instagram

you scroll linkedin to see how wonderful and brilliant all your friends are and how you suck to drive you to study more ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

hope that helps 🧏‍♂️ 🫶

[seraphinitegames]

how many members of UB would have to join the detectives team in a paintball game to ensure the detective doesnt end up looking theyve had a tin of paint dumped over them by A 'totally not hypercompetitive' du mortain? :3c

Okay, so now I totally have the a scenario in my head where everyone teams up against A in a paintball match and A's competitive streak hits new heights, hehe! :D

At least Unit Bravo might stand a chance at winning in that situation though...lol!

But if it was a MC romancing A, then there is always a very effective distraction to use! ;D

Thank you so much for the ask! :)

[blackswaneuroparedux]

Μικρού δ’ αγώνος ου μέγα έρχεται κλέος.

Sophocles

Little effort will not bring much glory.

[fez-pwned]

this just in, local enby gets competitive when people doubt him

[chalicepumasway]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

That was just like a pure Lucille Ball inspiration for me. Just being a total goofball. It was really fun. I always loved doing scenes with Jackson where we just got to play and be goofy. You know, it's a great day at work. -Bethany 

[pernillemagda]

Magda getting so mad after her own throw and YELLING she has no technique

"Magda what is it about technique"

"I don't know, I have never done this before. I DON'T HAVE technique"

I did NOT want to see her after Pernille won the competition (or, I kind ofdo for the entertainment 😂)

[crackletoons]

Would you fight a team of sanitized octolings? (And one inkling)

These are the V-Agents! Splatland's one and only sanitized competitive anarchy team. Featuring Veemo, Lumii ( @green-vy ), Targa, and Rookie!

[mysterious-trail-of-goop]

Headcannon: Dick Grayson's mortal enemy isn't Blockbuster or Deathstroke or any of his villains. It's Plastic Man. He outdid Dickie's back-bend back when he was eight and still Robin and he's held a grudge ever since. Plastic Man is completely oblivious to this.

[systemst91]

My another Music and Video made for this beautiful looking tactic game by rjtn.

Concept art from me as well.😋

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[ofcharacter]

Netherlands Embassy, Berlin - OMA

[aetherdoesthings]

Love triangle with nami and sanji (not poly) both in love with a fem straw hat reader (maybe the crews seemstress or botenist?) I just think it would be really funny to see those characters go against each other competing for a girls love😂

elo anon! i had a fun time writing this one. just two people competing for your love and doing everything in their power to win you over is just 🤭

forethoughts: just two lovestruck hooligans trying to win your love 😁

notes: oblivious reader, a lot of pampering from both sides, competitive nami and sanji, robin being a third wheel but loving it

You were the new botanist of the Straw Hat Pirates (for some reason Luffy deemed the job useful for his crew and ship)

You spent your days tending to the plants in a greenhouse Franky had built for you that had vegetables and fruits growing

You thought your life was going to be boring, even though you were on Monkey D. Luffy’s ship. You didn’t necessarily have the capabilities to fight, so mostly you just stayed behind and guarded the ship. 

But you never expected life on the ship would be chaotic.

The first day you had joined the crew, Nami and Sanji already had their eyes on you, their minds set on getting as close to you as possible.

Of course, seeing that you were a girl, Sanji was already lovestruck. 

Nami was ecstatic that a. another girl was finally going to be joining the crew (aside from Robin who she considered to be a sister), and b. you were cute and adorable.

Nami and Sanji knew that they had a crush on you, but blinded by their love, they were prepared to fight to gain your love. Sanji was even willing to put aside his love for Nami for the sake of yours.

Since you were a girl, you shared a room with Nami and Robin. That gave Nami the upper hand, as the two of you were the same gender. And of course, Nami abused this advantage as much as she could. Every time the Sunny landed on a new island, she’d take you shopping, calling it ‘girl’s day’, while Robin just walked a few feet behind the two of you (She knew Nami was in love with you, and decided to just stand back and watch the chaos unfold). Nami would let you use her money without reimbursing you at all. Every night, she’ll always stay up talking to you about anything you wanted until the two of you fell asleep. She always lets you borrow her clothes, use her hair products, makeup, etc., anything that you wanted.

Sanji knew about Nami’s advantage, and hated it, but he found his own way. For every meal of the day, he made the most luxurious, gourmet food for you (and only you), while everyone else got the remnants of your gourmet dish. Robin still had better food than the boys, but Nami got a more subpar dish than you and Robin. It wasn’t bad, it was just not as good as before you joined.

After every meal, Sanji would wait for an hour or two to pass, before entering your greenhouse and bringing a small plate of desserts or treats for you. In exchange, you’d always give him your fresh and finest crops ready for the kitchen. Oh, how weak Sanji felt when it was always 3pm. 

You were completely oblivious to Sani and Nami’s actions. You had initially asked Robin if Nami was ‘always like this’, and Robin simply smiled at you, telling you to just go along with whatever the navigator wishes to do. And you always assumed Sanji was just this gentleman-like, according to Zoro and Usopp.

To this day, they still haven’t stopped their fight against each other, and the oblivious soul you were, you just continued on with your day, appreciating the clothes and gifts Nami would get you and the food Sanji would make for you.

[dr-spectre]

Man... I dont know how to feel about Splatoon being the only competitive multiplayer shooter that I'm actually good at. (Currently on S but I'm getting up to S+ again.)

Cause who gives a flying fuck that you're good at Splatoon. It's the only online competitive shooter most people don't take seriously because of art style alone. People are impressed when you say that you're good at Overwatch or Valorant or TF2 or something. When you say "Hey I'm good at Splatoon 3." People go "huh? That game is competitive?"

You know how many millions of people don't even know that Splatoon is this deeply in-depth shooter with a proper competitive scene? You know how many people just dismiss the competitive scene and don't even wanna bother looking into it? Everyone thinks it's a fun Nintendo game made for kids, and it is ofc, but, it also has official tournaments held. Something like Super Smash Bros. Melee was made for families yet that game has a long-lasting and highly serious competitive scene.

I just feel sorta bad that I'm only good at the god damn colourful shooter game made for children.

I absolutely suck at Overwatch, the best i got was gold... ON TANK!!! I HATE PLAYING TANK NOW BECAUSE ITS 5V5!!! The role I have more fun in is DPS yet I'm stuck in silver and playing that game gives an overdose of cortisol.

Oh well... at least Splatoon has Callie in it so... maybe being good at Splatoon ain't such a bad thing...