#Crack ships

[thisonehere]

"You're too much, Amazon!"

[stitchthelilo]

me thinking about my ships instead of going to bed

[diamondstripe1]

"why are you shipping this!!! it's not canon they don't know each other blah blah blah" you would have spontaneously combusted during the rise of the frozen brave tangled dragons era and I mean that in full sincerity

[yellowbrickramble]

The Wizard's backstory was ret-conned and white-washed in the later books, but he was unambiguously a villain in Marvelous Land of Oz. Baum has him straight-up give baby Ozma to Mombi to hide so that he doesn't get ousted as the ruler of Oz.

Though, I should note that calling him "the ruler of Oz" is debatable considering the cardinal witches still ruled the four quadrants of Oz, leaving him with only Emerald City in the middle.

My pairing of Oscar Diggs and Mombi might seem like a bit of a crack ship at first glance, but it makes a lot of sense when you think about it. What motivation does Mombi have to hide Ozma for Oscar? I doubt a trade of some humbug magic tricks would be enough to convince her. It's not too big of a stretch to imagine them as about the same age, either.

Of course, you might find out I've gone in a slightly different direction for my version.

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[the-deal-breaker]

Twst ??Crack?? ships

I'm not sure I can say any twst ships ate crack ships because theirs so many people that play but here are some I don't see anywhere. Or just ones I really like. Also warning I am a multi shipper so that shows a little bit.

-Kalim x Idia for no apprent reason I just think their cute.

- Rook X Jade their both freaks fight me.

- Riddle X eple. It's not new it's just slowly taken over. Though I do like Azul X riddle a little bit more

-Sliver X Vil for some reason I don't know. I just think he's neat.

- Cater X Floyd I'm sure I don't have to explain.

- Ruggie X Jamil. It's more like a friendship thing but I feel like they could be cute!

- Jack X deuce also feels clear.

- Malleus X Trey. OK it started as a joke, like lol it's Sebeks mum and dad all over again to give Baul Grey hairs. It did not stay that way.

- Ace X Sebek. This should not be a surprise.

-Leona and nobody surprisingly not because he's older than them but because I don't like his vibe with anyone.

... extras that kinda over lap.

- Kalim x Floyd it's so fun!

- Azul X Jamil or Riddle is fun. But I like Jamil and Azul as Exs soo.

- Trey X Jade showed up on my feed and it's a funny little thing isn't it.

Some I like more than others, like I like TreyXJade more than MalleusXTrey but I like RookXJade more than both. So It really is what ever I like most at the time. Like the current ElectricHeart obsession

[jennifersminds]

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Klaus Mikaelson and Bonnie Bennett

[fourteentrout]

I feel like the ACOTAR fandoms definition of crack ship is a little skewed, so I propose we introduce even MORE crack ships, just to really get the meaning across. Gwyn x Rhysand. Azriel x Tamlin. Tarquin x Feyre. Nesta x fuckin. Balthazar or whoever, the Illyrian that helped her and emerie in the blood rite. Hell, let's bring back Isaac Hale or whatever his name is, the guy Feyre was seeing pre-canon. Let's get weird with it. Lanthys x Cassian. Mor x Vassa.

Because the fact that people think gwynriel is a crack ship makes me think there's a severe misunderstanding in the fandom of what a crack ship is.

[epic-cycle-ships]

Intro💜

I’m lotus! This is a shipping/editing side blog. I do ships here (any ships, but mainly crack ships)

If you find the crack ships I make uncomfortable or something you don’t like, please block! I really don’t want to deal with hate and drama over a ship lol

Might post some art as well…

Request/ask for an edit of a certain ship are open!

My main acc is @blue-lotus333

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Some normal/canon ships I like:

- Odypen (Odysseus x Penelope)

- Hectromache (Andromache x Hector)

- Henelaus (Helen x Menelaus)

- Patrochilles (Patroclus x Achilles)

- Alerete (Alcinous x Arete)

- HecuPriam (Priam x Hecuba)

Some crack ships I like:

- Odydio (Diomedes x Odysseus)

- Bristho (Melantho x Briseis)

- Penemache (Penelope x Andromache)

- Meneody (Menelaus x Odysseus)

- Alsseus (Alcinous x Odysseus)

- Hermusicaa (Nausicaa x Hermione)

[teethnstuff]

*sending out mind waves like Xavier*

"marvel fans, send me your most randomest/crack-est/craziest ships that sounds like a mad man's ramblings"

(Also I'd be pleased if you incorporate a fun name, example: Warlocki for loki x Adam warlock or bullet sponge for frank castle x reed richards)

"You can comment it or repost this with your ship(s)"

[livelaughliushen]

Made an off handed joke about unhinged SVSSS ships and the result was Hells Most Toxic threesome.

This is for a very specific group of people who i desperately hope are out there.

[wordy-little-witch]

Unhinged hit take but imagine for a moment all the Doflamingo/Crocodile ideas being a thing, and Doffy finds out IN JAIL about Cross Guild. Mans is losing his SHIT okay, his ex left him for a CLOWN.

CROCODILE turned him and his business proposals down but partnered with THE CLOWN?!

Oh his brain cells are Gucci and Prada, bedazzled and flexed, he knows math and THIS? This math ain't mathing, buster.

So he escapes.

The hows are unimportant and also I don't care enough to flesh it out. It just Happens, okay?

So Doffy is free, no sock needed, and he beelines STRAIGHT to Karai Bari.

Well. He swings by a high end boutique first because he's bougie like that, but then he is THERE, okay?

So Doffy shows up and causes a Ruckus. Cross Guild Poly has, by this point, NOT been established, but Croc and Mihawk both have FEELINGS. Buggy is oblivious.

Doffy sees Croc having A Feeling and Assumes. After all, Crocodile rarely expresses any kind of emotion unless it's on purpose to this is completely mathing now. The clown must have SOMETHING going for him.

So Doffy Seduces The Clown. It's to prove a point, prove he's BETTER than Buggy, he's COOLER and more FASHIONABLE and he wears HEELS so obviously he is the best choice. He needs to understand his enemy.

Only... Buggy's actually pretty damn cute.

And also makes... really good noises. He's so responsive. And sensitive. And he's a masochist to boot, right up Doffy's ally. AND this clown has some SERIOUS stamina, holy stars.

The night ends with Doffy, exhausted, staring into space with Buggy curled up, head on his chest and covered in bite marks. He is still processing.

The next day, he wakes up and he finds Buggy in the little kitchenette, in an oversized shirt and thigh highs, making pancakes and bacon. The clown turns to him, smiles, greets him, offers coffee. Doffy gets breakfast and is left still kinda reeling even as Buggy babbles happily, shirt slipping off his shoulder slightly and revealing a bite mark there. The former warlord looks away, indignant at the tingling warmth if a blush, of all things, on his face.

He hates to admit that he can maybe see the appeal now.

But he still thinks the clown is using some kind of weird fucking clown magic. He's NEVER gotten so worked up after a transactional lay before.

Crocodile and Mihawk meanwhile are FROTHING because they each had a 37 step plan to woo the clown and the flamingo bastard jut swooped in out of prison and bedded him. That isn't fair. That's the opposite of fair.

Seeing Buggy limping the next day and Doffy still kinda out if it simply makes the two dark haired men want to claw out someone's eyes.

Buggy is a special brand of oblivious because he thought Doffy just wanted good time once, no biggie, he gets it. So when the feathered man sticks around, he's cool with it. He doesn't really get why the others are all weird about it though.

He also doesn't get why their ominous threats and off putting vibes have intensified either, but he's good at rolling with the punches.

He tells Shanks a much during their monthly i-don't-miss-you-i-hate-you-how-have-you-been talks.

Shanks tells him they like him.

He hangs up on the redhead. Then he calls Shaks again just to hang up once more, this time with passion.

Everyone's suffering.

[bugcreditcard]

Making my way through Penguin crackships/rarepairs!

@ultracountrymouse a classic truley

@leggylift this made my laugh. they hate each other so bad.

[fafodill]

I'm glad you liked my (perfectly reasonable and canon compliant) ship suggestions to glacierberries. I also have a little additional bellambrige piece written in the reblogs, because evil wlw rules.

Want your opinion on those ones:

- Gilderoy Lockhart/Voldemort (narcissists, unite!)

- Severus Snape/Augusta Longbottom (Neville is hysterical)

- Lily Evans/Horace Slughorn (he talks of her SUSPICIOUSLY well)

- Sirius Black/Fenrir Greyback (if the fandom wants Sirius to bang a daddy werewolf – fine, but at least pick an actual daddy werewolf)

And our newest addition – ✨️kreagulus✨️

Regulus definitely was unhealthily obsessed with Kreacher. I mean, why else would he betray Voldemort, am I right? He just wanted to fuck him😔 #elfcelregulus

I shit you not I almost CRIED laughing as I read those. These are AMAZING!

✨Lockmort is a banger. They'd meet because Gilderoy would keep on stealing competent wizard's work, including undercover DE and leaving them with memory brain damage. Voldemort is pissed and demands to have the responsible captured. Once they finally meet (read: someone yeet Gilderoy in the room and he's on the ground at Voldy's feet), Gilderoy is absolutely shaking in fear like a newborn bird but then Voldemort (who's pretty disappointed already) gives him a compliment about his charm skills and cleverness in avoiding detection and Gilderoy gets on his feet and puff his chest in pride and they start talking. And to Voldemort's horror, the man is a HUGE moron but he's also strangely clever in his own way? (he's ravenclaw after all) Greet schemer, very good liar, very ambitious, totally narcissistic but if Voldy gives him attention and fame, then the guy might give him GREAT IDEAS to pull wool over important people's eyes and get a fuck-ton of money. Like, he's an expert con-artist! And also, he's a total whimpering sub in bed, especially when you make him look at himself in a mirror. 8.5/10, Voldy would use snakes as bondage ropes on him. 🐍

🐦‍⬛Snaugusta (I'm wheezing), I can see them bonding over Augusta coming to school one day and - as an involved guardian figure - ask to talk with the Potion Professor with whom her grandson is having so much trouble with. She's pretty pissed at first but find Severus's sternness very refreshing and totally agrees with him and his methods. They have similar old-school views about school and what is to be expected from a proper wizard. Also she finds him very attractive. Had she been 30 years younger she'd have asked him out. She won't tho, she's too well-educated to meddle with her grandson's professor. Also Severus would have said no for approximately 12 diff reasons. 6/10. IF she was to hit on him in a post-war AU and he's a bit drunk, I can see it happening. Why the fuck not, he's not even supposed to be alive and life makes no sense. It wouldn't last tho, she's way too bossy in bed.

🍷Slugvans, I mean you're right, he's clearly talking about her a bit too much and too fondly. But how could he approach her with James AND Severus ready to pounce on him if he made an inappropriate move? No, he'd have to meet her outside of school, after her graduation. He'd take her out on a lunch date on Diagon Alley and be totally prepared to be her daddy. I see him as an old gentleman, he's not lusting after her per say (he'd even blush so hard if she was to take his hand, oh my!). If we go with the idea that Lily was interested in James because of his status and the protection it would give her, then Slughorn is also a safe bet! And he's got tons of connections! She could be his dear trophy wife/sugar baby and not have to worry about getting pregnant because if they did the do, he'd be super cautious about it. Lily lives, no Harry, no prophecy, Sirius kisses James while they're drunk one night and everybody is happy. Though they wouldn't last a lifetime as she's way too fiery for his old bones and she'd get bored and leave him a few years along the line. No bad blood though. A solid 7/10.

🐺GreyBlack, yes, THIS is the werewolf daddy fanon!Sirius deserves. The problem is, Sirius is bigoted towards werewolves so if he doesn't want Remus, he won't want Fenrir. BUT he would find his 'fuck society' stance really sexy. Fenrir would so be his leather daddy after school. Sirius would act as if he's not interested then finally cave in when the man would shove him against a wall and rip his clothes apart. But also... would Sirius run the risk of getting transformed? I don't believe Fenrir doesn't use teeth when he fucks. So yeah, werewolf!Sirius entering the ring for sure! But he'd loose Remus friendship for good and I don't think Fenrir would appreciate his rebel posh ass for long before tossing him out of the pack so 4/10, not compatible enough imo.

💎Kreagulus is, since I saw the post a few days ago, absolutely canon. Kreature was the only nice person towards poor old Reg' in this godforsaken house. Their love and loyalty towards one another is endless. But I like them tragic, so Reg' never confessed his feelings, except when he wept about it as he was dying while drinking the cursed potion. Kreature has been heartbroken since. He's never going to get over it, 12/10.

[butterflylullaby-lie]

YOU WANT CRACK SHIPS!?! HUH!? DO YOU!??!

FINE HERE! My (mostly swerve and Starscream) crack ships!

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- Trypticon X Starscream

- Vos x Swerve

- Sixshot X Swerve

- Jazz X Swerve

- Tarantulas X Starscream X Prowl

- Rung X Starscream

- Shockwave X Swerve

- Overlord X First Aid (Don’t ask)

- Sunder X First Aid

- Pharma X Swerve

- Thunderclash X Skids

- Eject X Ravage

- Skywarp X Shockwave

[yellowbrickramble]

Oh, by the way, in this chapter Mombi meets the army of revolt.

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