#Eternal Staycation

[wickedzeevyln]

Ennui

This is where dreams come to die. My personal Chernobyl. No one told me. So, I asked. Past an age of no return where even open mics are shutdown. Worries pile up like Lego bricks and the loose ones are hard on the foot��barefoot literally, and as I pepper the air with expletives gurgling out of my throat, my life flashes before my eyes. Ouch! Tranquility and I are not in speaking terms and my…

[see-arcane]

Jonathan: "Sir, as much fun as these months of Vampire Hell Staycation have been, I'd really appreciate not getting undeaded and bound for all eternity as another bloodthirsty addition to the castle. The love of my life is waiting for me and I would literally rather be dead than be part of your Polycule (Evil Edition (tm)). Can you please not drink me?"

Dracula, fangs already out: 👀💦

Lucy: "Any chance you could quit abusing my medical condition and siphoning my blood so I can stop waking in tears and maybe not be conscripted as your first conquest on English soil like a cadaverous trophy bride? I'm about to get married to the man I love and begin my life in earnest. So, like. Stop? Please?"

Dracula, bat-flapping to her window: 👀💦

Renfield: "Hello! Hi! I'm right here, ready and willing to get exsanguinated into life-chugging immortality! You won't find a more willing set of arteries in the country! Throat's right here! Drink up!"

Dracula:

[hoeforhao]

🏷 Kidult ▪︎ Choi Seungcheol Fic ▪︎ pt.2

↷ pairing: dad!seungcheol × fem!reader (feat!jeonghan)

↷ genre: heavy angst, fluff towards the end, mentions of childhood trauma, sort of arranged marriage? cheol and reader have a daughter together, lots of dad seungcheol content!!!

↷ summary: can trying to relive the childhood you never got to experience, through your daughter be the reason of your husband's irk?

↷ part: 2/4 pt.1, pt.3, pt.4

↷ w.c: 2.4k+

↷ author's note: part 2 is here at last!! this time I told myself that no matter what I'll keep my promise and post on cheol's birthday 💌 + also part 3 would be like a bonus with quite a lot of smut😏 and comfort at the end obviously duh!

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"You didn't have to go along with Hannie's proposal you know. He's just naturally manipulative" shifting on the satin sheets beneath that were definitely fine enough to soothe your tired body, but nothing your aching soul, you lightly chuckled in order to make it seem like you were completely fine with cheol's demeanor towards you today, or rather everyday!

"I agreed because I wanted to y/n,not because I was influenced into" seungcheol's firm hands hesitantly creep up along your waist, sending sudden jolts of warmth throughout.

Isn't this all you've ever wanted, to be wrapped up in his embrace, take in his vanilla scent, while he purred like a small child on your neck...but you knew better....you knew these were the delusions that would only peel your heart apart into flakes, everytime you hoped of them coming true.

"But you can feel uncomfortable staying with me in a resort alone, that too without Hana accompanying us"

"You're my wife y/n"

The man behind you spoke while keeping you in his embrace, hope still flaming in his orbs waiting for you to at least take his hand into yours...

But alas! He very well knew that the hurt he has caused you can even take up ages for him to fix.....well he wasn't in any sort of hurry, rather now completely ready to build an eternity with you, his beloved lady.

While cheol slipped into deep slumber, his arms still wrapped around you and his wet curls slightly brushing the skin of your back, that one line from him kept ringing in your head like a goddamn alarm clock.

"'You're my wife y/n' , did he just say that as a token or did he actually accept me as his wife, did he really melt, will i now finally get to live his love and be treated like how other men treat their lovely wives?"

Dang y/n stop expecting again you idiot. Do you wanna get yourself shattered into shards again!!!!

Amidst all these thoughts racing throughout your head, you didn't realize when you yourself welcomed sleep, wrapped up into cheol's nuzzle.

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"Oh seungcheol i completely forgot to tell you two about this!" jeonghan's arms tug onto cheol's back, pulling the parade of you six to a halt, resulting into the older cocking up his head towards him.

"There's this staycation sort of my office is paying for only their best employees" han continues while flipping his long curly locks in the middle "at a resort call Diamond's Retreat where like couples with children can enjoy some leisure. They've a two day camp for the kids, while their parents treat themselves to some alone time with each other, away from the city and life's chaos, in each other's arms" him finishing the last part of the so called news with a teasing smirk on his face.

Seungcheol waited for Han to address as to what his office's trip had to do anything with him and his family.

"Since our other best employee Mingyu tskkk, is already out in Paris with his girlfriend, i was thinking if you three wanted to join us! The girls can have their fun while we enjoy our partners company" the petite looking man finally draws the concluding statement to his evil plan, hands tied tightly around his wife's waist.

"Seungcheol doesn't really do trips Han. We would rather like to pa-"

"Book us three in, we'll go" you were stopped in your tracks even before being able to keep your argument to the duo infront, as your husband made his decision while his arms snaked right around your torso, pulling your head slightly onto his form.

While you were shocked to see cheol showing you physical affection in public, the man beside you was rather concerned and hurt about his own wife not being comfortable in his embrace, trying to squirm her way out somehow.

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The day of the trip was finally here and you were literally sweating through your white shirt at the thought of dropping off your daughter at the camp for TWO WHOLE DAYS! not that you were too sad about not having her running by your side all the time,but more cause you were strained about being left alone with her dad.

It has been over ages that you spend your time only with seungcheol by you side, you didn't know what to do, what to say...or more appropriately what to say that won't trigger his irk towards you. YOON JEONGHAN YOU DEVIL CHILD I'LL COME BACK AT YOU FOR THIS TRIP TO YOUR DAD'S ABODE.

"MOM!" a tweak from Hana's small fingers brings you back to this earthly void "I'm leaving with Byul now! Where's my goodbye kiss hmph!!! Daddy already gave me his" a pout paints hers plumply lips - no dna test would be needed to prove that she's the choi seungcheol's daughter....seeing how all her postures are literal copies of her dad, starting from those supple cherry lips to those glistening bambi eyes.

"Momma is so sorry bun,how about a bonus kiss as a punishment!" you peck your daughter's cheeks twice, slowly bringing her down from her father's arms, his hands brushing with your warm ones in the process.

Seeing Hana slowly melt with the horizon, hand in hand with her bestfriend Byul, while both of them excitedly made their way to the adventure camp, made you drop your heart into the pit of your stomach. Realization finally hits you - you're now completely alone with cheol!

"Get all nestled in quick, we've planned for a small sunset date by the rooftop deck. Be sure to be present by 5pm sharp, okay you Ms McTwisp" jeonghan places a playful slap along your back, earning an unnoticed glare from the other man.

Striding towards your room in as small steps as possible for a human to be taking, you unwillingly made your way to the room alloted for the two of you.

"What can be even worse than this already was right?" That was you before you pushed open the gloomy wooden doors to reveal a room decked up in white peonies and silk all around, making it look no less than the mating abode of two doves.

"I..I'll ask room service to clear all...all of this out" you tried to clear out the air before any offensive remark from him would ruin your flutter again, but...

To your surprise, seungcheol looked way to calm and maybe even a little happy at thr sight, the slight curl of his lips giving it out for him.

"It's okay y/n. It's just some decorations! Besides-" cheol takes a little halt, debating whether to say his thoughts out aloud or not.

"Besides they look really pretty, like you" the last two words were only for his ears to perceive, as you were already taken aback by his sudden gentle approach towards you.

After having a hard time trying to make it through the date with that annoying ass bestfriend of yours, for almost half an hour, it was finally time for dessert which in turn meant that he'll get to enjoy your company alone, away from any outside interference.

Although seungcheol would be lying if he said that the entirety of this thirty minutes meal was a torture for him - not when you were laced up in the prettiest sundress he has ever seen anyone flaunt ever. Was it that the dress was too finely woven? No! It was you, that soft smile of yours, those satin black locks half tied up into a white ribbon,that constantly kept distracting you from concentrating on your plate, those glittery siren eyes of yours is what made you look like a moon goddess in such a simple attire.

Oh how he wishes to be seated by your side, tucking away those stubborn strands behind your ears, with his own forefinger, to be feeding you that soufflé himself and to be gatekeeping those cheek pouches only for him to view.....he could never get enough of how godly yet cute you looked while devouring down each and every food bit on those porcelain plates.

"Thanks for the arrangement guys! Now if you would excuse use, I would like to take y/n on a walk by the beach" seungcheol pushes up from his chair, quite frustrated that the reason why he even agreed for this vacation, to spend time with his wife and try to make things right one page at a time, was not being attended to.

An approving nod and a victorious smile flashes onto jeonghan's face, knowing he has now been able to push forward the maneuver for what he actually tricked off poor Mingyu away to Paris, only so that he can somewhat try to mend his bestfriend's family.

"But we need to spen- " for the second time this week cheol banishes you from your right go finish your sentences, as he wraps your hands into his big ones, pulling you two into the beach encircling the property.

The warm sands beneath your feet, the sea breeze running through your hair while your dress flowed along the wind's patterns, made your heart swell up with utter joy. Even though the past few days have taken a big bite out of your heart, there's nothing that a walk along the beach at sunset can't fix right? That too if your husband is now following you like a puppy from behind, without your notice.

"Y/n?" a coo as gentle as a mourning dove graces you ears, while the cool waters traces finds their way onto your feet. You turn around to seungcheol now standing few inches away from you, his head drooped down like a flamingo, hands fidgeting with one another.

"Yes, Seungcheol?"

"Can you....can you call me cheol again pls? Like the old times?" your breath hitches at this sudden approach from him, unsure of what was about to come next.

"I know I messed up...no not even messed up i completely fucked up our relation...i treated you as nothing more than just my child's mother, but" you could now hear soft sobs coming from his direction, as seungcheol's voice starts to become unstable.

"That's not how i feel for you y/n. I don't know what took over me these two years...I won't try to justify myself by saying oh it was work stress or oh i was just not used to being a rookie father and all that....instead i really want to just mend our bond and be a happy pride. Pls?" Seungcheol's eyes finally travel up from the yellow ground beneath to the dark of your eyes, tear drops quite visible around their corners.

Oh how you just wanted to run into his arms, pull him into the warmest hug ever, pat his head and tell him that it's okay....everyone makes mistakes. What matters is them realizing it and trying to put things back into their place again. But your hope was played with way too many times to trust him this fast. What if he yanks you away, what if he gets disgusted by your touch, what if he's just saying all this for the sake of his daughter....

So, to protect yourself from further hurt, all you did was nod at him, flashing him a soft assuring smile, while walking away to sit on the moist sand beneath, ready to take in the grandeur of the sun pour its all into the sea.

Even tho all seungcheol wanted at that moment was to be wrapped into your bosom, he knew it would take a hefty amount of time for you to forgive all his conducts. A small sigh parted his lips as he waddled down the beach himself, leaving his pawprints as a proof of his new beginning, while sitting down by you to enjoy the sunset, hand in hand with his wife.

This newfound feeling of closeness with cheol was confusing yet fulfilling for your craving soul, cuz who could've imagined that you would be sitting on the beach by his side, fingers intertwined while the sun disappeared amongst the tangerine marshmallows before you.

"You know y/n, that day i didn't mean what i said. I love to see you play with Hana like a kid, reliving the childhood you never had, giggling and jumping like a little kiddo. My heart swells up with joy everytime, to see my wife and my daughter like that. To see my family all happy. I'm so sorry for being a jerk. I really don't know what gets into me sometimes, but all I know is I just want to build an eternity with you, have a small content family with my loved one" seungcheol literally blurts out everything in a breath. Did jeonghan possess him or what.

You didn't know whether it was doubt or hurt or the urge to not melt away so easily speaking, but instead of accepting his apology all you said was-

"We should get going now. It's getting dark." Dusting off the loose sand from the back of your white dress, you gently released yourself from seungcheol's grasp.

An immediate frown replaced his content face, from both the feeling of your warmth leaving his body as well as your indifference towards him. He rightfully deserves it tho. "Y-yeah let's go". Seungcheol and stuttering are two things you have never thought could go hand in hand. Like ever. At least not infront of you.

Overwhelmed with all these fresh senses, you quietly follow cheol on his stride towards your room ; the moonlight hitting on his orbs, radiating off a glint even diamonds can't be compared to, the moist breeze from the waters slightly wetting his locks making them stick to his glistening skin, those rosy plumps sticking out into a small pout....oh how dreamy can this man even look huh...even the moon god would be struck by how his light carves out the features of this fallen archangel.

"You know staring at anyone like that for this long, is considered rude" your trance his broken off by his deep voice, laid with a tint of allurement, as he twisted the knob of your room's door, "but you're my wife, I'm all yours to look at"

"I'm so so...sorry. I didn't mean to" you shy away from his glare, trying to quickly walk towards the couch, but seungcheol was way faster than you knew. Even before you could take a step towards your goal, cheol already has you trapped in his arms, your back hitting the cold surface of the door, while his knee rested between your legs.

"W-what are you doing, cheol" a warm wet pair of lips lands on yours as soon as the much longed for nickname makes its involuntary way out of your crevices.

[thelouspicystash]

Bob & Melony (Commission)

A commission for my bud Lopernicus over on discord. A blooming love story between your average guy and an ancient, sexy, virtually eternally pregnant dragon woman. Tale as old as time :]

Commissions do be open.

Word count: 6336

This story contains: pregnancy, nudity, detailed sex scene

“Phew…finally.”

It had been a rather tiring week for Bob, all things considered. One would not expect a small, local butcher store to get so much business in a few weeks time, but it seems Red Flats was just that kind of town. Every night, it felt like crowds were coming in just at closing time, almost always requiring him to stay up to fifteen minutes after closing just to see everyone out. Not that it was a big deal, but it certainly added up once it happened a few days out of the week. The past week especially had been rough, seeing as summer was really starting to swing in now, which was the perfect time for barbecues and family get-togethers. At the very least, he didn’t have many special requests, more so just handling larger hunks of practically uncut meat, which were popular amongst the larger dwarf populace in the area.

Regardless, Bob has worked himself rather ragged, and he reckoned he was due for a break. Fortunately, his boss was more than willing to give him a whole week off, owing to the fact that he’s earned more than a few ‘vacation days’, as the older man put it. Admittedly, Bob really just wanted a day or two to himself, but he supposed a nice ‘staycation’ week wouldn’t be the worst thing for him. He could certainly find some stuff to do to relax and pass the time. There was that night market coming up later in the week, for one thing! Though, aside from that, he imagines he’ll be spending a lot of time at his home…alone…with no one really around…

“Guh…snap out of it, man,” he huffed, shaking his head. “You’ll figure out something. Watch a game. Read a book…” he started to rattle off, before his stomach growling caught him off. “...maybe feed yourself, for one thing.” With a chuckle, he headed into the kitchen, popping his head into his fridge. Working as a butcher did have its upsides, as he was never without enough meat of any variety in his own home. “Let’s see…pork chops, steak, chicken��maybe some lamb, yeah.”

Taking out a nice rack of lamb chops, he sat them on the oven to thaw while he started rummaging through the cupboards. “Let’s see…damn, do I have anything in this house? No spices, bouillon cubes, lemons…not even a thing of oil.” He sighed, and glanced out the window. It was getting close to six, though the sun was still shining, even if it was its last rays. “Hmmm…” He glanced at the cold lamb chops, giving them a long deep stare. He then shrugged. “Sure. Saves me from having to go out later this week. Maybe pick up a few other things…”

Red Flats wasn’t exactly a massive town by any measure, nor was it exactly small. Still, Bob was fortunate enough to live in a spot that was basically within walking distance of the main commerce hub. He did have a car, of course, but he really only used it when he needed to head over to the town across the creek, or if he was going to visit someone. Aside from that, it sat parked right outside his house. 

The night air was cool and fresh, a soft breeze blowing as he made his way down the sidewalk. They were mostly bare, save for the odd passerby, usually with their kids or their dog; sometimes a wave to or from Bob, seeing as he’s learned nearly half the locals from his job. Reaching the corner market, and it seemed surprisingly quiet as he stepped in. Normally, the idle chatter of shoppers filled the small space, but for once he could actually hear the soft background music playing over the cheap speakers—an old Carole King tune, or something of the sort. 

“Oh, hey, Bobby!” Matilda waved over. She was an older woman, and owned the store with her husband; the two were an elf couple, having moved in a few years back as a form of retirement, so to speak. She was still remarkably active for her age. “Wasn’t expecting to see ya so soon!”

He smiled slightly. “Just a quick dinner pick up, in and out.”

“Ah, I getcha. Wouldn’t wanna keep ya, but we do got a two for one special on snack bags for the night, if ya wanna take advantage.”

“Might!” He nodded, grabbing a basket, and started making his way down the aisles, searching for the shelves for his desired ingredients. Hungry as he was, he tried to keep his focus on just getting the things he needed for dinner tonight. No, I do not need a thing of risotto, he rambled in his mind, hurrying past the boxes of sides. Just the lamb, and maybe some of the frozen fettuccine you have. Last thing you need is to…wait…what’s that noise?

Taking a step back, Bob looked down the one aisle, and saw a bit of an interesting sight. A very short woman was attempting to grab something off a shelf that was just out of her reach. She was even trying to jump up to it, but it was still not quite enough. A small cycle of noises took up the space: a small grunt, the clicking of her shoes returning to the tile flooring, and a bit of muttering under her breath. Now, Bob was not one to just stand by and watch a lady struggle like this, but for a very brief moment, he had to admit it was a little funny to watch, though in a cute way. It was the same kind of humor one may feel when watching a cat chase after a laser pointer.

Still, it was only for the briefest of moments before Bob hurried over to the lady’s side. “Mind if I lend a hand?” He inquired.

The woman turned to him, paused, and then looked up. He was already able to tell she was shorter than him, but now that they were face to face, the difference was a lot clearer. “Oh! Yes, if you could just uh…get me one of those bottles, please?”

“Sure thing,” he nodded, easily reaching up to the top shelf and grabbing one of them. “Got it right here for—”

He stopped himself, as when he turned back to the woman, he noticed something that somehow slipped his gaze when he first saw her. This woman was pregnant. Very pregnant, at that. From the looks of it, he wagered around eight months at the very least, and that’s just assuming she was carrying a singleton. He cringed a bit in the back of his head as he realized that; of course he would just notice that off hand. Control yourself, Bob, he thought to himself. Just cause ya got a pregnancy fetish, don’t mean ya gotta salivate over every pregnant lady ya see. Keep it cool…

“Is something the matter?” The lady asked, a bit concerned.

“Huh? Oh, n-no,” he shook his head, quickly turning his gaze to look at the bottle. “I was just checking the date on this…” He blinked. “Rumble Volcano Hot Sauce?”

The woman chuckled. “Oh, are you familiar? It’s my favorite brand! Nice and hot, but still full of flavor! I have a bit of a habit of using it a lot, but it’s just so good it's hard to resist!”

“Oh…interesting,” he responded, feeling a bit more at ease all of a sudden. He handed the bottle to her. “Sorry, I just…well, you know what they say about hot sauce and inducing labor, right?”

“So I’ve heard, but let’s just say that I’m…immune to it, a bit,” she explained with an air of mystique, smirking at him.

“Riiiight,” Bob nodded, as if he understood. However, as he looked at her more intently (if only to not have his eyes glued to her belly), he started to notice a few oddities about her. It was her eyes he noticed first, mainly in the way she looked at him. As he looked closer, though, they didn’t appear human, having slit shaped pupils and a golden glow to them. Even when he backed up from her eyes, his vision was almost cross eyed as he noticed other details about her, such as what looked to be shining, green scales along the sides of her cheek bones, a curved pair of horns peeking out from her hair, and a shadow of a tail swaying behind her jacket. He blinked a bit, thinking something was in his eyes, but yet, all those features were still there.

Golden eyes, scales, a tail, and affinity for hot sauce…she’s not human, for sure…but then, what is—?

It all clicked in his head, and when it did, his eyes widened. “You’re the dragon…” he whispered, nearly a gasp.

She giggled. “Aren’t you clever? I was wondering when someone would figure that out.” She extended a hand. “You may call me Melony. And might you be, my hot sauce savior?”

Bob was still caught in a bit of awe. He knew that a dragon had been living in the area for some time; hell, it was basically an open secret among the whole town. The thing was, though, is that nearly nobody saw her. Some of the long-lived residents like the elves and dwarves in town had gone up to see her, and there was even a golem who apparently took up groceries for her every other week, but as far as everyone knew, the dragon never came down herself. So the fact she was apparently here, right in front of him, and pregnant for that matter, was incredibly shocking.

“O-Oh, uh…Bob. You can call me Bob,” he responded, shaking her hand.

“Just Bob? Not short for anything? Maybe a nickname? Bobby? B?”

“N-No. Just Bob, is fine,” he assured her. 

“Works for me, Just Bob,” she teased with a wink. 

“Ya know…I wasn’t expecting a dragon to be this…outgoing,” Bob remarked. “No offense, of course.”

“Hey, none taken. But I get it. Probably the only dragons you’ve heard of were the ones in books and movies.” She popped her bottle in her basket, and gestured to him to follow her as they started down the aisle. “Only real old folks talk like that. Me, I’m only two-thousand three-hundred sixty-two, so I won’t be dropping any ‘thee’s or ‘thou’s for a good while.”

“R-Right…” Bob nodded. “B-But how are you even down here like this? I thought that golem guy did shopping for you.”

“This is just a visage,” she explained, gesturing at her form, belly included. “Better for traveling in your smaller, human world. And Yossef is my friend, who does this when he has the time. Plus, he’s sick.”

“...isn’t he made of rocks?”

“Yes, and the poor sweetie has got red moss rash like crazy. That reminds me, do need to pick up some cream for him. But yeah, I do come down here sometimes. Just cause I’m pregnant doesn’t mean I’m incapable.”

“Oh, of course!” Bob agreed, nodding hurriedly. “Though, I am surprised to find out you are pregnant. H-How far along, if I may?”

“Mmm, around six hundred years? It’ll be six hundred and a half next month.” She looked at him, and giggled at the utterly dumbfounded expression he looked back at her with. “That’s about eight months for a human pregnancy.”

“W-Wild…so, there are two dragons living here…”

“Oh, no. Just me,” she corrected. “Has been me, for a good while. My partner, he…” She paused, her expression dropping for a brief moment. “Well, he was just…never found, is all. Such was common, back in my home world…”

Bob felt a pang of sadness himself. “O-Oh…I’m sorry for your loss. I-I didn’t mean to.”

She glanced at him, and slowly smiled. “It’s okay. You just didn’t know, is all,” she playfully jabbed his shoulder. “That was several centuries ago. I’ve learnt to deal with it, as you do with all things that pass.”

“Yeah…yeah, I hear ya,” he nodded. Suddenly, a form of courage came over him. Maybe it was in a bit of ill taste considering what she just shared, but perhaps she understood. Surely, she must, right? “Hey…you, uh, busy tonight?”

“Oh, certainly. Remember? Yossef, his rash?” She remarked, but gave him an interesting look. “Why, something you wanted to…ask me?”

He blushed a tad. “A-Ah, well, I…just was gonna head home and make dinner. I was gonna ask if you wanted to join, but…” He stopped himself, as a new idea quickly entered his head. “Oh, what about this weekend? That night market is gonna be in town! We could…go together.”

Melony’s face brightened up. “Oh, that sounds fun! I heard it’s come into town a few times some years ago, but I never actually been to one! I would love to go with you!”

“Great!” Bob smiled. “We can meet at the entrance around, oooh…six o’clock? Six-thirty?”

“Sounds great to me,” she nodded. “Been so long since I have dated, and never someone who wasn’t a dragon.”

“Heh, yeah, me nei—waitwhat?” His newfound bravado took a hit upon registering what she said.

There was a buzzing in her pocket, catching the dragon’s attention. “Oh, that must be Yossef! Big baby, he can be a little impatient. Better get going!” She turned and started for the check out. “It was a pleasure meeting you, Just Bob! I’ll see you Friday!”

And just like that, she was gone, her pregnant form disappearing behind the aisle. Despite that, she still felt so near to Bob, as her words echoed in his head. Since I have dated…dated…dated…date…date…

As the shock subsided, a feeling of warmth built up in his chest, a feeling that oddly relaxed him. “Yeah…guess it is,” he noted to himself, a small smile on his face. 

Even now, Bob could hardly believe he was here. Despite the crowd chatter and carnival sound effects that blared off just a few feet away, the man’s mind was uncharacteristically quiet. An airhorn to the face couldn’t even break him from his trance, but who could blame him. Not everyday a very attractive dragon woman who is pregnant asks you out on a date. At the very least, he was expecting to already be married before he ever got to experience the joys of a pregnant belly in person. If anything, this just felt all too soon, in a very mixed way, he had to admit.

After looking around and seeing no sign of her, he pulled out his phone and checked the time. Six twenty-eight, before ticking up to six twenty-nine. Maybe I’ve been stood up, he thought to himself with a sigh. Could be she just played a prank on me. Thousand year old dragon, messing with mortals. Nothing new, after all. Guess I could at least enjoy the market for the night, but I dunno. Would feel sour. I’ll probably just go home and—

“Hey, you!”

Bob nearly fell over himself, snapping his head back to find none other than Melony behind him. Unlike when they had met earlier that week, she was dressed up a bit more: she wore a skirt, short pair of leggings, and a maternity top that stretched very nicely over her bump, yet played it up all the same. A light hoodie was thrown on over top, draped over her shoulders with a casual air. He could still make out her draconian features, even with his vision perfectly clear.

“Good to see you again,” she smiled. “Keeping well this past week? Up to much?”

Bob took a moment to process, being in equal parts surprised and excited she arrived. If anything, though, he felt comparatively overdressed, considering he wore a polo shirt tucked into some khaki jeans. He even had his hair styled a bit nicely.

“Ummm…yeah. Yeah, been fine, been fine,” he nodded, regaining his cool. “Been a staycation for me this past week, so just been recuperating. Not that I work hard…just a butcher, is all…”

  “Oh! So I presume you’re the ‘sweet boy’ Yossef mentions whenever he brings me those nice, tender packs of ribs!” She teased, playfully jabbing him with her elbow.

Bob chuckled a touch, blushing alongside it. “I-I suppose,” he noted, just now recalling the golem he helped serve a month back. “A-Anyways…how about you? Been alright?”

“I’d say so. Just been up in my cave. Doing what it is dragons do,” she noted. “You understand, surely.”

“...yes?” He answered cautiously, producing a laugh from the dragon. Somehow, he felt a bit more at ease hearing it. “So, ready to head in? I got a few places in particular to show ya.”

“Please do! Lead the way!” She smiled, bouncing up to his side. 

Despite how sleepy Red Flats was most times of the year, the market was very active and lively. People were crowded around games, waiting for their turn, while food trucks and stalls had incredibly long lines that stretched a fair bit off the fairgrounds. The two decided to wait for the lines to calm down, and started their night by trying a few games out.

“Oh, hey, let’s try that one!” Melony beamed, tugging on Bob’s jacket as she pointed at what looked to be a shooting gallery. “Any good with guns?”

Looking over at the gallery as he was dragged along, a streak of courage overcame him all of a sudden. “Possibly,” he smirked. “I could just show you instead.” He sauntered up to an open spot, requesting a round of shots from the attendant.

She nodded, and looked up at the row of prizes on the back wall of the stall. The sizes of each prize seemed to change based on how many targets you could hit, with small prizes for two targets, medium prizes for three targets, and large prizes for five targets. “Hey, how about a wager?” She smirked, jabbing a thumb up at the prizes. “Win me a prize, and I’ll let you rub my bel-ly!”

“Yeah, no swea—what?” He jerked his head back to look at her. 

“Make it a big one and you can feel it bare,” she winked.

“Bwuh…?” He mumbled, before turning back to the gallery. Small ducks popped up among the cut out waves, each one having a small target on them. From what he remembered hearing, the carney said each gun had five shots per round, so every shot had to count. Admittedly, Bob was pretty good with guns; it’s been a while since he shot one, but he had a pretty good aim. If he was here on his own, he was sure he could manage three shots, in terms of consistency. Now, though, he had the potential prize of rubbing a bare belly belonging to a very attractive dragon lady, and it made his arms feel like jelly. Even as he tried to line up one shot, he couldn’t keep the gun pointed at even part of the target for a second. Sure, it wasn’t a life or death situation, but it meant no bare belly rubs—

All of a sudden, though, Bob felt his mind go vacant. The world around him went silent. It was as if everything in the world had ceased to exist, and all that was left was him, the gun, and the targets. He felt more in control of his body than he had ever been before. Getting into position, he stared down the sights, lined up the barrel, and…

BAM! BAM! BAM-BAM!...BAM!

“Ooh, nice shooting, guy!” The carney clapped. “Heh, sure ya don’t have any elf blood in ya? Course, then I’d have to ban ya for cheating.”

Bob blinked, before turning to him, more surprised he actually got all the shots than anything.

“Heh! Just messin’ with ya! Some elves actually got shit-all aim. Trust me, they’re the only ones who come here!” He laughed, grabbing a hook and bringing down one of the big plushies, a large cuddly looking duck. “Here ya go, pal. What a guy, gettin’ a lil gift for his partner. Just like outta a movie.”

“O-Oh, but I—” He began to stutter, before realizing just how weird it’d be to admit the pregnant woman he was with wasn’t his partner.

“Heh, sure is!” Melony spoke up, patting Bob a little hard on the back. “Nice aim there, big guy! Where’d ya learn to shoot like that?”

“...lots of hours in shooter games, I guess,” he commented, as the two started heading off from the gallery. “Guess this is for you, huh?” He smiled, handing her the duck. 

“Mhm!” She beamed, happily taking the duck into her arms and giving it a tight hug. Bob had to admit, it was completely adorable, even as he imagined a massive dragon doing that. “Well, a deal’s a deal, so…” She reached down for the hem of her shirt.

Bob nodded at first, before his whole face went red. “Wait wait!! Y-You don’t have to do that!! I-It was just a silly bet is all, y-you—!” “Hey. Bud. Chill,” she chuckled, hand still gripping the bottom of her shirt. “If I didn’t wanna do this, I wouldn’t do it. You got me the prize, so least I can do is return the favor. Unless…ya don’t wanna feel?”

The blush still clung to his face. “I…would like to, still…”

She giggled, and lifted up her shirt. “Well, go on ahead.” Revealing her belly to her, he could swear it seemed a good deal bigger bare than it did covered. It looked just like any other belly he had seen before, but more…pristine. No real stretch marks or blemishes present, and even the linea nigra was pretty thin and near unnoticeable. The only real eye-catching aspect was the small ring of scares that were spread out a bit around her navel, which clearly seemed to be where they were due to the stretching of her skin.

Okay Bob, he thought to himself, as he slowly began to reach out. Be normal. Be NORMAL about this. Just a small, few rubs. You’re not even really a thing with her yet, so keep it casual. Keep it normal. Do not be weird, do NOT be weird, just…

He placed his hand flat on her bump, and then jerked his head up to look at her. She looked back, an amused expression on her face. “Well? Gonna just feel it like that or gonna rub it?”

With a small nod, he turned back down to her belly, and slowly began to rub small circles on it. It felt as smooth as it looked, but also felt super tight. If anything, it reminded him of grabbing basketballs that were just a bit too overinflated. Maybe I should… he began to think before shaking it off.

“Something wrong?” Melony asked.

“Hm? Oh, no. I’m good,” he responded. He rubbed her belly for another moment more, before pulling back. “Th-Thanks…that was nice,” he noted, smiling softly.

“Like I said, deal’s a deal,” she assured him, pulling her top back down. “A dragon’s word is indelible. I had to insist, lest I be made a fool, but glad you took it well, yeah?” She gave him a wink.

He chuckled a bit nervously, placing a hand over his stomach. At first, he thought he felt it tightening up from antics…only to quickly realize it was just his stomach growling. In his anticipation for the night, he hadn’t eaten anything since noon. “Hey, wanna grab something to eat, now? The lines should be shorter after all those games…”

They were a fair bit shorter, but still a good deal long. Still, the duo were very hungry, so they simply jumped onto the shortest of the many lines and waited. They surprisingly had a good deal to talk about, like games, TV shows, personal interests, and even all the surprising number of times Bob has encountered Yossef. Eventually, they reached the truck, which was a fairly standard burger joint from the looks of it. Bob kept his order simple, just a standard burger-fries-drink combo, though did at least get a double patty. Melony, meanwhile, got a triple decker burger, cheese fries, and a milkshake.

“What?” She smirked, as Bob gave her a raised eyebrow. “Pregnancy cravings. Mama’s gotta eat!”

About ten minutes later, their food was ready, and the two found a bench to sit down at. Bob was never a messy eater, really, but he at least tried to have some manners since he was technically on a date. However, he only got one bite in before looking up and seeing Melony was wolfing down on her food like mad. She had her burger in one hand, the other hand deep in her cheese fries, and her face was an utter mess. When she did pause, she looked at him, and gave him a strange look. “What?” She mumbled, mouth full.

Bob blinked, before slowly breaking down into a laugh. “Nothing!” He smirked. “Just…you appear to be enjoying yourself, huh?”

Melony licked around her lips, and started chuckling herself. “Yeah, guess so!” The two shared a laugh for a moment, before going back to their meals.

Even though Melony had more food between them, she finished well before Bob even got halfway through his burger. She was also certainly making it known. “Ooooooooh,” she moaned, leaning against the table. “Sooooo fulllll…”

“It’s what burgers and fries does to an mf,” Bob joked. “Gonna be okay?”

“Yeah…” she sighed. “Could use some belly ruuuuuubs…”

“Heh, again?” He chuckled, feeling his face warm up again. Even he found himself surprised he wasn’t tripping over his own words like last time.

“Pleeeeeeaaaaase?” She pouted, looking over at him with puppy dog eyes.

He sighed, yet smiled. “Alright, just hold on.” He got up from his seat, and walked over to her side, with Melony lifting up her shirt once again as he sat down in front of her. Placing both hands gently on her belly, he began to rub slow, easy circles.

“Mmmmm…yeah, that’s it,” Melony nodded, shutting her eyes gently as she giggled.

Bob giggled himself, his eyes going down to her lightly scaled belly as he rubbed it. Again, he found himself surprised he was able to handle doing this, seeing as he was just fumbling not even a half hour earlier. Maybe cause I know her now? He thought to himself. Maybe cause I did it before? Not that I’m complaining, more belly to rub after all.

“Hey, Bob?”

He looked up at her, seeing her face which had a relaxed smile on it. “Yeah?” He asked.

“Tonight…it’s been really great,” she went on. “I’m…glad I went out and got hot sauce this week. If it meant I could meet you.” A small blush formed on her cheeks, a light green shade.

Bob gasped a little in surprise, blushed as well, but smiled in turn. “I could say the same about getting those spices, too. If it meant I could meet you.”

“Now that’s a little sappy, ain’t it?”

“Just like out of a movie, right?”

The two laughed.

“Aaaaah,” Melony sighed, as she stepped into her house. “That sure was fun, but always nice to come back to someplace familiar, ya know?”

“Yeah…I’ll say,” Bob noted, his eyes wandering around the rather expansive interior. The two had stayed at the market for about another half hour, seeing some vendors and trying a few more games, but it was clear Melony was done for the night. He had offered to walk her home, only for Melony to then offer him to stop by, if only for a moment. “Surprised you have such a…well, a house in general.”

“Expecting a cave?” She inquired, as she slipped off her jacket and hung it up. “I do have one, mind you. Up in the mountains. I go up every other week. It can be exhausting keeping up this visage, at least perfectly.” As she spoke, some more of her tail sprouted out, as her wings became a touch more apparent, yet folded to her back. “The more I show like this, the easier it is to keep it going.”

“Interesting. Must be harder to handle when pregnant, yeah?”

“Not quite,” she admitted. “The baby acts as sort of a magical conduit, so I have a bit more reserve in me. Helps to hold it for longer periods.”

“Nice, nice.”

Silence quickly spread between them, a sort of awkward tension almost being in the air. Some blush started to form on each of their faces. “So, um…guess I should be going, right?” Bob asked.

“Hm? Oh, well…” Melony hummed. “I-I mean, if you have somewhere you need to be…”

“Not super late, really,” he remarked, stepping around in place. “But, ya know, consistent bedtimes and all that. Important.”

“I suppose,” she nodded. “But…well, I guess…if you would like to…maybe you could…?”

“Could I…?” He asked, sounding somewhat unsure.

Melony’s blush intensified, as she took slow, almost cautionary steps towards him. “Just…I’m sure it’s a long way back to your place…and since you’re here…you could…”

“I could…” he started taking steps towards her as well. Eventually, the two were mere inches away, Melony’s belly slightly touching his body.

“Y-You could…maybe just stay fortheni—”

She didn’t even get to finish, as the two quickly collapsed into each other, lips locking to lips in a powerful kiss. Bob held her by the shoulders, bracing her for a moment to give her time to right herself, which was a bit tricky given how pregnant she was. Eventually, though, she found her footing, as her hands locked behind Bob’s neck, while his hands made their way down to her wide hips in turn.

Their make out started light and romantic at first, lips pressed against one another. However, for each moment they came apart to breathe, they joined back together with increased ferocity, the desire for one another growing stronger and stronger the more times they had to part. Soon, they were practically smashing their faces against one another, just in an attempt to get closer.

When they came apart once again, they stared at each other for a moment, a deep desire very clear in their eyes. They stood there for a moment in near perfect stillness and silence, as if waiting for the first move, which Bob eventually confirmed as he kicked off his shoes with a grin on his face.

She returned the expression in kind, quickly tearing off her skirt before the two resumed their kissing. As they continued, they began to stumble back, removing clothes from themselves and each other as Melony led the way—at least best she could—to her bedroom. By the time Bob let go to let the dragon plop down on her bed, she had been reduced to nothing but her underwear; Bob, in turn, was also stripped down to his boxers.

Catching her breath, Melony looked him over, her eyes locking on to his crotch. “My…already excited, aren’t we?” She asked, having a bit of edge to her voice still.

“Oh, very,” he nearly growled, voice suddenly very low. So low, in fact, that Melony nearly jumped. “Up to…take a ride, tonight? Got a seat for one.”

Melony’s whole face went flush, and she could feel her panties getting wet already. She felt as if she could barely speak, so she just rapidly nodded her head.

“Good girl,” he smirked, kissing her again before crawling up alongside her. Laying down fully on the bed, he grabbed the hem of his boxers, and then gestured for her to come on top. With a small squeak, Melony righted herself, straddling across his hips. It was a little hard considering how big she was, but she managed well enough.

With a grin, he reached out with his free hand to feel up her belly for a moment, giving it a few rubs before a gentle pat. His hand then snuck down to tug at her panties, slowly until her dripping entrance was in full view. “Beautiful,” he whispered harshly under his breath. He glanced back up at her. “Ready to take all of this?” He emphasized his package.

Biting her lip this time, the dragon was forced again to just nod continuously in desire.

With a nod of his own, Bob’s gaze turned back down to the action, where he slowly pulled back his boxers, just enough until his rather impressive length flipped away, swaying for a bit before standing at full attention. With his hands at her hips, the two slowly lowered her down, his tip poking at her for a moment, before gently pressing in between her already soaked folds.

The moment the full of himself was in her, Melony moaned deeply, arching her back as best she could despite her size, mouth hung open even as the moans ended. “That good? Or just been a while since ya last had sex?” Bob asked with a chuckle.

“Very…very good,” Melony huffed, trying to rebrace herself. “Has been…a few decades though…god damn I needed this…”

“Hey, I’m here to deliver…got this part?”

She looked at him, smiled, and then nodded. Locking her hands with his, she slowly lifted herself up, and then set herself back down. Up again, and then down again. Up, and then down. Each full motion just made her moan more and more, and even Bob felt himself grunting with each individual pump. “Damn…so this is what a dragon feels like…”

“You better believe it,” Melony teased, as she slowly began to speed up. During this whole motion, her belly was also lifted up, and put back down onto Bob’s chest with each motion. For a brief moment, the full weight of her belly was off of him, only for it to come right back down in full force. Bob had imagined moments like this, such an encounter where he could really enjoy a belly like this, and this…it was everything he could dream of and more.

“Damn…your belly is so goddamn hot,” Bob grunted, taking a hand to feel her bump.

“Heh, yeah?” She chuckled, now bouncing rather consistently on his cock. “I could tell…back when we met. I knew…I just knew you were into this belly…”

“Yeah…was I that obvious?”

“We just have our ways of knowing,” she noted with a wink, before letting out a deep moan, pausing while fully on his dick. “MMmmmmmm…being all blushy when I let you rub it…sealed the deal for me…helped you were cute and charming.”

“Could say the same about you,” he chuckled, patting her bump. “Even without this, I think I’d still fall for ya. Course, this does help.”

“Happy to provide it,” she smirked, before resuming her pumping, keeping the event speed again. Soon, though, she began to go faster, the sound of skin against skin filling the room. Plap-plap-plap-plap. “O-Oh jeez…I-I think I’m gonna come…!”

“Mmm, damn, me too…” Bob grunted, sweat dripping down his face. His hands were now grabbing at Melony’s hips, helping her keep her speed up. “Come on, Mel…you can make it! Don’t slow down! We’re so close!!”

“I-I know…hard to keep up…when so biiiiig…”

“Honestly, that just makes it hotter,” Bob growled, licking his lips as he looked at her.

“God damn you are a kinky son of a bitch,” she remarked with a chuckle, before moaning. “Mmmmmmmmmm, gah!! Almost…there…!”

“So close, so close!” He huffed, gripping her hips so tightly. “Come on, you can do it, you can do it—!” “GAH!!!”

“FUCK!!!”

An intense climax came over the both of them, with such an eruption of passion and heat happening within Melony that some of the cum near immediately leaked out of her. Bob was already slumping back, heaving as he emptied into Melony for what felt like minutes. The dragon herself was still on the high of such a climax, head hung back and mouth open, but not even making a noise—at least not one that Bob could hear.

Eventually, the two calmed down, and Melony slowly lifted herself off of Bob. The moment she was fully off, though, she collapsed right next to him, practically half asleep. “Phew…that…that was…holy fuuuuuuck,” she mumbled, barely being able to open her mouth.

“Me too,” Bob chuckled. Shifting a bit, he pulled back the blankets from under the two of them, and did his best to cover both of them up. By the time he did, Melony had already checked out, snoring softly. “Sleep tight,” he smiled, kissing her cheek before snuggling into sleep.

Bob was the first to wake up the next morning. A few stray beams of light slipped in from the window, bathing his eyes until they finally peeped open. For a moment, he was disoriented, unsure where he was; after a moment, though, everything from last night filled back into his head. The market, coming to Melony’s house…kissing her…and then…

Melony…

He looked to the opposite side of the bed, just in time to catch the dragon waking up herself. They stared at each other for a moment, before Melony smiled softly. “Hey…sleep well?”

“Yeah…nice bed ya got here. You?”

“Mhm…did you enjoy last night?”

“Oh, yeah, for sure…all of it, market included.”

“So did I.”

Bob snuggled back up against her, their naked bodies gently pressed up against one another. For a good while, they simply enjoyed the feeling of one another, Bob rubbing slow, wide circles across Melony’s belly, while she occasionally leaned back and pecked at his cheek.

“So…” Bob finally spoke up after a while. “Does this mean…?”

“Do you…want it to mean something?”

He thought for a moment. “Yeah…yeah, I think I’d like that. Would you?”

“...yes. Yes, I would. It’s been so long since I’ve felt a love like this…and I want to experience more of it with you.”

“Of course,” he assured her, the two smiling at one another before coming together for a soft, passionate kiss.

[girl4music]

NICOLE: “Waverly! Waverly!”

*groaning in pain*

DARK ANGEL WAVERLY: “Go home, Nicole Haught. This is none of your concern.”

NICOLE: “None of my concern? You're gonna be my wife.”

DARK ANGEL WAVERLY: “The gate must close, once and for all. And I must be the one to do it.”

NICOLE: “I got left behind before, and I'm not doing that again. Where you go, I go, remember?”

DARK ANGEL WAVERLY: “The Garden is not for your kind. Human.”

NICOLE: “No.”

DARK ANGEL WAVERLY: “I am the Guardian. I am the fail-safe. I must protect the Ghost River Triangle.”

NICOLE: “What about Wynonna?”

DARK ANGEL WAVERLY: “The Champion. The only one who can wield the sword. But she has served enough.”

NICOLE: “Okay, okay, let’s figure this out. I am the Sheriff of Purgatory. Let me extend my watch over all the Ghost River Triangle, in every realm. Let me be the Guardian for all of us, supernatural and human.”

DARK ANGEL WAVERLY: “You’d sacrifice your life to become the Shield?”

NICOLE: “Every day until the end of eternity if it meant keeping you safe.”

DARK ANGEL WAVERLY: “Well, I have already broken the rules once… for John Henry Holliday.”

NICOLE: “Yeah, see? It feels kind of good now and then, right? So what’s one more? Look in the book. Your story is my story.”

DARK ANGEL WAVERLY: “The book was ill begotten. It belongs to the Garden, as do I.”

NICOLE: “Please, just look.

*Dark Angel Waverly looks in the book and gasps*

Am I in there? Are we?”

DARK ANGEL WAVERLY: “It would be a steep price to pay. You’d be bound to the Ghost River Triangle. You could never leave.”

NICOLE: “Everything I love is already here.

*Nicole gets zapped*

I swear to be bound to the Ghost River Triangle for all of my days. I swear to be patient and just, for there is no other way. I swear my life to protecting the Ghost River Triangle. I am the Angel’s Shield.”

*Nicole gets zapped away and falls hard to the ground. Dark Angel Waverly transforms into Waverly and throws the book into the gate to the Garden*

WAVERLY: “NICOLE!

*rushes to her*

Nicole! Baby. Nicole. Come on, Nicole, please. Hey.

*Waverly kisses her. Nicole awakens to kiss her back. Suddenly feels a searing pain in the back of her neck*

What’s wrong?

*checks her neck and sees the mark of the Angel’s Shield branded on her skin like an unhealed tattoo*

Oh, sweetheart. You sacrificed yourself for me.”

NICOLE: “Don’t oversell it, baby. I only committed to a permanent staycation with my girl.”

*they kiss*

I am literally bawling my eyes out right now. That was so beautiful and powerful and just exceptional writing. I don’t even know what to say to express myself but I know one thing’s for sure… This is the greatest WLW relationship that I have seen since Xena and Gabrielle. The declarations of love were just as strong and substantial. The chemistry was off the fucking charts. The emotional connection was really significant. And because Xena and Gabrielle weren’t allowed to be physically intimate - I dare to say that this would be what I would see between them if they were. Because I have never seen any other two actresses depict such a strong, realistic and raw dynamic between them since. But I guess I can’t truly say that anymore because DomKat are really something special.

This was a really beautiful moment between them. I’d take emotional intimacy any day over sexual intimacy. But it’s certainly an achievement that they have both because Xena and Gabrielle didn’t and couldn’t have it even though you could feel the passion between them. Therefore knew that it was right for them to be lovers.

And I never ever want to see Dark Angel Waverly again. She was fucking terrifying as a celestial being. And it wasn’t like Dark Willow. It wasn’t born out of grief or loss or death (thank god) but it was disturbing. This… thing… had absolutely no empathy in her/it. All she/it cared about was her/its responsibility to Guard. But yeah, fuck destiny if the humanity is destroyed. For the greater good or for the greater evil. Fuck off. Dark Willow might have been a villain but least you could still tell that it was Willow under that costume. Someone that could be reached because there was still humanity in her. Still somebody that felt emotion. With Dark Angel Waverly it was like Waverly’s entire personality had been wiped over. All we love about her. It actually took Nicole sacrificing herself to bring her back. To make her get off those stairs and care again.

I suppose that is the price you pay for being an angel and an angel’s lover. Where Waverly goes, Nicole goes.

I am so glad that I decided to take a chance on this show. I have found WLW representation worth my time and attention. And now my undying support.

Consider me part of the WayHaught shipper fandom from this point onwards and WayHaught an additional OTP along with Xabrielle, Tillow and Calliette. And if you know anymore supernatural genre shows with significant WLW representation in them where they last for the whole or a majority of the show - tell me. I don’t mind if it’s not maintext. Subtext is more my thing anyway. But if it’s subtext - no queerbaiting! Don’t recommend non-canon ships like the overrated SuperCorp or SwanQueen. I am really not interested!

Until then, I will consume as much WayHaught and DomKat official media or fan creations as possible.

Please excuse me. I now have a wedding to watch.

[imaginethezeldaverse]

Tsk, tsk, we'll fix that.

Some slight TOTK spoilers below

It was subtle at first. A skipped breakfast here, an hour less of sleep there. Yet when business began to rise, there was more and more to do. He enjoyed helping people, as someone with his title should. The people of Goron City and all its passerbys were important to Yunobo, especially when the town's economic renewal rested ultimately in his hands. A responsibility he was more than willing to take on no matter the cost. Even now, as he ran himself ragged some days, did he not notice that the cost would be him. That he would have to skip meals to take care of a business matter or lose sleepover the long hours of mining he chose to partake in. But you noticed. You didn't know Yunobo to be as soft spoken as he was now. His tone delicate and heavy with sleep. His eyes, even sleepier as you began to notice the deep crags sitting under them. Of course you'd ask him if he was alright, his answer always usually an enthusiastic "Yes! Just fine!" but the exhaustion in his voice and the immediate slump of his back afterwards was more than enough for you to know he wasn't being honest. It wasn't until you quite literally found him asleep at his work desk, stomach angry from hunger that you knew something had to give. You took it upon yourself to make several arrangements for the next few days. Quiet conversations about what's been going on with your Goron beau turned into friendly helping hands. For all that he's done for Goron City, they were all willing to give back. Upon wake up the next day, Yunobo began his routine as he usually would. Boulder Breaker at his back, he made his way to the entrance of HQ to prepare for another lengthy day of a some trade deals and plenty of mining. "Hold it, Sage of Fire" your voice called after him, stopping him in his tracks. He froze at your words, you didn't ever really call him by his goddess written title, so he knew you were serious. Your arms were crossed over your chest, though your smile was far more gentle, "You're not going to work today." Yunobo tilted his head in confusion, "Huh? But I have such a busy ahead." Your hands slowly slid into his; with a worried brow your voice grew quieter, "Don't think I haven't seen the way you haven't been taking care of yourself, Yuno...you barely sleep anymore, barely eat even. And I know what the importance of a rockfilled belly to a Goron is." His large fingers curled around your smaller ones, guilt bled into the roundness of his face. You leaned over, trying to catch his falling gaze, "I've already arranged for Slergo and Offrak to work with the crew and take care of a few things for the next few days...everything else Bludo promised to step in for." The sigh Yunobo lets out is lengthy, but you can see in the way he looks at you that he understands he's not escaping your plans. He nods with a small smile, "Okay, okay. I'll take a few days off." In those few days you make sure he gets three square meals - all taken care of by Cooke, who was eternally grateful for the timely supplies of stone cuts YunoboCo he receives on a weekly basis. The hours he spends chipping away at the mines is spent instead soaking in the hot springs, a much needed luxury to ease the tension and tiredness that plagued him. You would find out from Yunobo that he spending all that time in the mines to give his crew a break. Meanwhile, a little digging let you know that the YunoboCo team was actually also concerned their boss was doing too much work (and that they were more than willing to do their fair share) - they just didn't know how to bring it up with him. On the third day of Yunobo's staycation, you were pulled into a extraordinarily warm embrace, "...Thank you for all this, really. It's been nice to take a breather." Your heart rattles in your chest, and you try to will yourself not to tear up. He really does deserve to rest with how much he’s done not only for you but for everyone in the city. Returning his embrace you lean your head on his chest, " I’m glad...keep in mind I'm not the only person you're important to, Yunobo...there's a whole community that depends on you." He begins to explain that he knows, and that that's exactly why he's been going as hard as he has - but you put your finger to his lips, "But they won’t have you if you don’t take care of you first.” Yunobo sighs once more, but it ends in a knowing smile. You’re right and he admits it. Your hand finds his cheek, “You do so much already - you don’t need to everything all at once.” His palm lays over your hand, you can see endearment swimming in his irises. His opposite hand lifts you easily at your lower back and you’re swept in a quick, tender kiss. When he lets you go, he still holds your frame close, his expression soft as he scans your face, “I think I needed the reminder.” 

[neednothavehappenedtobetrue]

finished reading a library book today, which always makes me feel accomplished. got exactly a week on my next library book before it gets auto-returned to the library, so I should really get on that but also I haven't been writing or query-prepping. and there's the eternal podcast hoard.

god I'm amidst a nice long weekend, catch me yearning for a solid week to just catch up on the things that bring me joy. and I have a very easy bullshit job, at least by comparison to a lot of other jobs! I want a staycation where I leave my house exactly once and it's to go for a walk with my neighbor and her dog. a girl can dream.

[allurenovembre]

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The classic one-piece is making a strong comeback, but with modern enhancements. Look for deep-V necklines, sculpting fabrics, and elegant cutouts that add a touch of allure without compromising on sophistication. Neutral tones, pastels, and rich jewel hues will dominate this trend, making these swimsuits a staple for resort wear.

2. High-Waisted Bikinis with a Vintage Touch

Inspired by retro fashion, high-waisted bikinis are perfect for women who seek a balance of comfort and style. These sets offer a flattering silhouette, highlighting the waist while providing ample support. Expect to see playful textures, ribbed fabrics, and delicate embellishments that elevate the design.

3. Minimalist Chic: Monochrome & Sleek Designs

Simplicity never goes out of style. This year, monochrome swimsuits in black, white, or muted earth tones are trending. These pieces embody understated luxury, often featuring subtle draping, asymmetrical straps, or structured silhouettes that highlight craftsmanship.

4. Sustainable Swimwear: Eco-Friendly Fashion

As consumers become more conscious of their fashion choices, sustainable swimwear is taking center stage. Brands committed to ethical production use recycled fabrics and eco-friendly dyes to create stunning pieces that don’t compromise on aesthetics. Sustainability is more than a trend; it’s a shift toward responsible luxury fashion.

5. Sheer & Mesh Accents for Subtle Seduction

For those looking to add a hint of intrigue to their swimwear, sheer panels and mesh details provide a sophisticated yet playful touch. These designs offer coverage while strategically revealing just enough to create a chic and confident look.

6. Resort-Wear Inspired Cover-Ups & Accessories

No swimwear look is complete without the perfect cover-up. Flowing kaftans, lightweight linen wraps, and silk sarongs are must-haves for an effortlessly elegant resort look. Paired with oversized sun hats and statement sunglasses, these pieces enhance the overall aesthetic, seamlessly transitioning from the beach to a sunset dinner.

Why Choose Allure Novembre for Your Swimwear Collection?

Allure Novembre, founded in 2012, is synonymous with timeless elegance and modern sophistication. Inspired by the legacy of Virginie Novembre, the brand celebrates femininity, strength, and grace. Our swimwear collections are designed for the woman who appreciates refined craftsmanship, sustainable fashion, and versatile designs that transcend fleeting trends.

Luxury Meets Comfort

Each piece is meticulously crafted to ensure the perfect balance between style and functionality. From sculpting fits to soft, breathable fabrics, Allure Novembre’s swimwear is designed to make every woman feel confident and beautiful.

Sustainable & Ethical Practices

We believe that fashion should be both luxurious and responsible. Our commitment to sustainability means using eco-friendly materials, ethical production methods, and timeless designs that remain relevant year after year.

Resort-Ready Styles

Whether you're traveling to a tropical paradise or enjoying a staycation, our swimwear and resort wear collections are curated to complement every setting. Effortless yet refined, our pieces allow you to embrace your personal style with confidence.

FAQs About Swimwear Trends in 2025

Q: What swimwear styles are most flattering for different body types? A: High-waisted bikinis enhance curves, one-piece swimsuits provide support and elegance, and asymmetrical cuts add a modern flair to any figure.

Q: How do I choose a sustainable swimwear brand?A: Look for brands that use recycled materials, ethical production processes, and transparent sustainability commitments, like Allure Novembre.

Q: What colors are trending for swimwear in 2025?A: Expect a mix of classic monochromes, soft pastels, and bold jewel tones to dominate the swimwear scene.

Q: How can I style my swimwear for a complete resort look?A: Pair your swimsuit with a chic cover-up, statement sunglasses, and elegant sandals for a polished yet relaxed ensemble.

Conclusion

Swimwear trends in 2025 celebrate elegance, inclusivity, and sustainability. Whether you prefer a classic one-piece, a high-waisted bikini, or a minimalist design, the key to timeless fashion is quality craftsmanship and confidence. Explore Allure Novembre’s latest collection at www.allurenovembre.com and embrace swimwear that’s as empowering as it is stylish.

[loveliipeach]

✨💀Eternal Staycation💀✨

[vnatureresorts]

Indulge in Luxury Amidst Nature V Nature Resorts in Kanakapura

Introduction: 

Resorts in Kanakapura Involvement the quietness and extravagance of V Nature Resorts in Kanakapura, settled amid the serene scenes fair 60 kilometres absent from bustling Bangalore. Traversing over 6 sections of land of lavish greenery, encompassed by slopes, streams, and quiet lakes, this withdraw offers a delightful elude into the lap of nature. Connect us as we dig into what makes V Nature Resorts a covered-up diamond for those looking for to reconnect with the incredible outdoors.  

The setting:  

More than fair convenience, V Nature Resorts offers an immersive involvement that rejuvenates the soul. Here's what awaits: Scenic Views: Imagine waking up to the locate of verdant mountains and rich greenery extending as distant as the eye can see. The resort's key vantage focuses offer breathtaking vistas that feed the faculties and relieve the mind.  

Cottages:  

Find consolation and tranquillity in our cozy houses, where protection meets quietness. Whether you're traveling with family or companions, these charming homes give the idealize setting for quality time during nature's embrace. 

Totti Mane:  

Step into the Totti Mane, an open-air haven settled among common structures or dividers, where socializing and unwinding consistently interlace. It's the culminate spot to loosen up and drench yourself within the magnificence of your surroundings. 

Courtyard Lodging Rooms:  

Indulge in a world of extravagance and consolation with our astutely named lodging rooms. Highlighting rich bedding and advanced conveniences, our rooms guarantee a relaxing remain where neighbourliness knows no bounds.  

Tents in Nature:  

For the gutsy souls longing for a closer experience with nature, camping beneath the open sky is a choice worth considering. Pitch your tent within the wild and yield yourself to the magnificence of the incredible outdoors.  

Our Vision:  

At V Nature Resorts in Kanakapura, our commitment lies in making a secure and inviting safe house where visitors can completely grasp the magnificence of their surroundings whereas revelling within the most noteworthy level of consolation. Whether you're here for a day trip, an end of the week withdraws, or a corporate team-building occasion, we endeavour to surpass your desires at each turn.  

Activities and Amenities:  

Embark on an experience with a extend of exercises counting trekking, birdwatching, and guided nature walks, each advertising an interesting opportunity to put through with the normal world. All exercises come with remain. Appreciate conveniences such as a swimming pool, rain dance, campfire, grill, open-air theatre, karaoke, volleyball, ball, cricket, badminton, trekking, cycling, and indoor games. Open Discuss Party Hall: Celebrate life's extraordinary minutes amid nature's breathtaking view in our open-air party corridor, where recollections are made beneath the open sky. 

Corporate Events:  

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Experience the finest of both universes with our fastidiously outlined rooms and houses, where extravagance meets tranquillity to make an unparalleled withdraw experience.  

Family-Friendly:  

Create cherished recollections together with your loved ones amid an important staycation at V Nature Resorts in Kanakapura, where each minute is custom-made to the requirements of families.  

Conclusion:  

Escape the chaos of city life and yield yourself to the tranquillity of nature's grasp at V Nature Resorts in Kanakapura. Whether you look for enterprise, unwinding, or basically a tranquil withdraw, our safe house guarantees an exceptional involvement that waits in your heart long after you leave. Come, let the symphony of tranquillity and extravagance make eternal recollections at V Nature Resorts, your haven during nature's abundance.  

To make bookings and get to encourage data, it would be ideal if you visit the official site of V Nature Resorts near Kanakapura. 

[travelonlinetipsofficial]

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[beesmygod]

i havent read your webcomic yet even though i'm interested because i'm currently both working and in school full time so i kind of don't have the energy to like try new things. but i have a little list of media to give a shot when the semester ends and i have plans to buy some candles and fun foods and make a little 'staycation' out of it. so all of this to say i hope you are doing well and i look forward to reading your webcomic when i am able to fully enjoy it ! :)

thank you very much....honestly its very kind of you to plan to put aside a little time for me during your limited time off, esp explicitly as a little treat for yourself....i hope im done with this eternal chapter by then lol. and that it lives up to staycation standards

[thoughts-on-bangtan]

Let’s talk: RUN Episode 155

by Admin 1

The time has come after more than 150 episodes of RUN for another break, a comma as they called it in the episode itself. We’ve had two of those so far, and the members repeatedly underlined that it is just a break, and yet, somehow, it feels more like an end this time. At least for a while. And really, I get it. It’s been six years and a busy time is coming for the members, as in the online concert on the 24th and the four offline concerts in LA at the end of November, early December, as well as, for us, In the SOOP Season 2 which will begin airing every Friday starting this week. Oh, and then award season and the end of the year. It was their choice to take a break from RUN and I totally respect that. The good thing is we have a lot of old episodes to rewatch in the meantime since those won’t magically disappear.

As a namjinist and vminnie this episode was quite the feast, and in general it was simply hilarious so I definitely recommend everyone to watch it (I won’t spoil everything in this post). I can imagine myself coming back to this episode every once in a while for an instant serotonin boost. Especially since the episode is nearly 57 minutes long! A few years ago an episode of such length was unimaginable.

The previous episode left us on a dramatic cliffhanger posing the question of just how wide Seokjin’s shoulders really are and if Jimin was right with his guess of 48 centimeters. Very important matter, you see. 

As they continue on with the quiz the fact that Tae seemingly “forgot” his own name and just called Jimin’s instead just got me, especially because he did it twice, one of those times even ending up with the new version of vmin--JiV.

Lots and lots more below the cut:

(We were so close to a vmin hug. So close yet so far away, lol.) For context the question was about what Tae had said to Seokjin in an older episode which Jimin got right.

The thing about these types of quizzes about old episodes, or generally ones where they have to remember things from years ago, is the fact that they really do remember even the most trivial details, ones they can only know if they actually watched the finished and edited episodes themselves (like what was edited in after JK was drinking a bottle of cola as a way to protect the artist). Which we know they do since they’ve mentioned it a couple of times, and we’ve seen Hobi rewatch one during their Staycation episodes. As someone with really bad memory at the best of times, I’m always amazed by it, and so was Yoongi since he also commented on it.

Q. What do 155 episodes and 7 years of RUN mean to you?

Hobi - It was a show where I, as j-hope, where I could show myself outside of my main job as a singer, with different kinds of energy and with my bright smile. It was a very important memory. It made me laugh so much, and it was like a happy virus to me. As shooting a variety show isn’t my main job, there were some difficult parts being on the show, but in the end, to me, it was “happiness”. It was a virus, but a happy virus. It gave me good energy, good laughs, and so much happiness. That’s what I’d say. 

Jimin - It was great that we could share something with ARMY. I’m so thankful. Had it not been for ARMY, there would’ve been no reason for the show to exist. In a way, this show was much like the bond that you and I have. It’s grown more and more meaningful. Other than to say I’m thankful, I have no other way to describe how I feel. 

After the quiz we also had the Photo Zone which, as expected, was truly the moment of the episode. Just like Namjoon, at some point my stomach hurt from laughing so much and so hard. For this they had the same teams as they did back during episode 33, meaning Tae and Jimin, Hobi with JK, Namjoon on his own, and the eternal roommates Yoongi and Seokjin, in this case also known as Hello due to their iconic picture which merely had Yoongi’s hands in it.

Safe to say Seokjin and Yoongi did not get better at this game, like, at all, but it was truly hilarious and I appreciate their effort!

Throughout the entire game they were all laughing and having so much fun, and the maknaes, especially Tae and Jimin, kept on taking pictures of the funny faces and poses everyone was making so they could keep them. So cute!

Also love whatever is going on here, vmin hands (and they themselves) being magnets it seems.

And lastly the iconic, truly legendary, group picture:

Q. What is RUN BTS to me?

Taehyung - It’s not a show, but rather is something that allowed new experiences with the members and made us new memories that we wouldn't have had otherwise. That’s the best thing about RUN BTS. RUN BTS is a show that allows me to feel safe and relaxed.

Jungkook - To me, it is a show through which I learned so much. We got to try things out and got to do so many fun things. My time on RUN BTS was something between fun, relaxing and work. My time on the show was very special.

Next up we had a debate about the fascinating question about whether or not it’s one butt or two. It’s the same debate the TXT members had on Weverse some time ago under someone’s post, which ARMY also saw and thought was hilarious. Some tried to get the members to notice the question, but it didn’t happen until it finally did on this episode. And, as expected, it was amazing.

Besides their arguments simply being the peak of comedy, we also had two moments of Jimin and Yoongi performing CPR on Tae who, after being splashed with water from one of the water g*ns held by the production staff (each of the members has two forbidden words), acted as though he’d been fatally wounded. Adorable and reminiscent of that moment from the tennis episode where Jimin carried Tae off the tennis court.

Q. How do you feel about RUN BTS taking a break?

Yoongi - I don’t think this is the end. A comma, or to take a break is not ending something, but rather, literally means to rest. That means we’ll be back soon, so don’t get too sad, everyone. I hope this will be a time where we can just take a relaxing break.

Seokjin - This is the communication channel that’s given us the chance to make ARMY laugh the most. When we first began the show, it was 5 to 7 minutes long, and was a short pilot show, but now, it’s become a show where we’re responsible for 30 to 40 minutes. As we feel a sense of pressure too, I thought it’s be nice to take a break. I participate in every shoot in hopes that it would make many people laugh. And I’ll continue to hope so as we shoot more, so I hope that when you watch RUN BTS, you will always laugh.

Next came an intermission of sorts where the members got to eat to their hearts content after playing a few mini games, Tae absolutely slaying at rock-paper-scissors, Namjoon at the four syllables game, as well as Jimin and Seokjin being amazing at stealing all our hearts with their aegyo. 

Can we take a moment and talk about this namjin though? They look like they are ready to judge the shit out of everyone (though really they were simply waiting to see what aegyo Jimin will do) and I live for it, but also they look so good together (and they are standing in their signature way, namjinists know what I mean I’m sure). 

Not at Tae just laughing extra hard at Jimin’s cute aegyo, a moment in which he represents all of us, let’s be honest.

At one point JK noticed that one of the PDs is standing barefoot, so he goes inside to get a pair of slippers and gives them to the PD. He’s truly so perceptive, kind and thoughtful, and I’m really happy and thankful for the fact that they’ve built such a good relationship with the RUN staff over the years. And the fact that the staff is just endlessly weak for the Tannies, which, like, same.

Toward the end Hobi points out how Namjoon is eating so happily and Seokjin comments how he feels full just by watching Namjoon eat. Cute.

Q. BTS and RUN BTS.

Namjoon - Thanks to RUN BTS, I fear variety shows much less and feel less pressure to be funny. Appearing on variety shows was a huge fear for me. It’s always been like that, and I’m still a little scared, but having to show off tricks, making people laugh, and giving good reactions all came to me as a lot of pressure. But RUN BTS was something that make up for all of that. Debuting as K-Pop singer, and appearing on variety shows consumes a huge part, but RUN BTS fulfilled that variety show pillar for us. I think a break is much needed, and I hope we’ll get to talk and laugh together in the future too. A show filled with lighthearted happiness. I hope it remains a show that feels good like a nice run. That way, we could come back, and people would welcome our return.

As final part of the episode the members were supposed to write a poem with Dallyeora Bangtan shwim (RUN BTS break). This moment showed their different approaches to assignments like that, some being more on the funny side, like Seokjin’s, others more serious, like JKs and Tae, and others somewhere in between. Or like Namjoon who simply wrote two. (we also had a moment that looked a bit like Namjoon was checking out appreciating Seokjin’s handsomeness, which honestly, very relatable).

After all the members read out their poems the staff showed them a video they’d made summarizing the years of RUN and then gave the members photobooks as memories of the show so far. To fill in the final page they took another group picture (not at Namjoon switching arm positions so he could put his hand on Seokjin’s waist).

Then, after a round of final words from the members, and a cake, the episode comes to a close and with it RUN goes into its break. I’ll definitely miss having a new episode to look forward to every Tuesday, but I’m glad the members get to take a break just like they wanted, and I’m looking forward to whenever RUN will return in the future. Like I said in the beginning, lots of new things are coming and the old episodes won’t disappear so we shouldn’t be too sad.

Thank you to Bangtan for 155 episodes of this amazing show, all of them for free, filled with new experiences and laughter, and thank you to the RUN crew for giving the Tannies a safe space to just have fun and be themselves and make new memories together.

[the-travelling-witch]

HI HOLLY 👋🏻 i am here for the valentine's day matchup!!

an ideal v-day date for me would either be:

1) a stay-in date where we would cook together (or order takeout from both of our favorite restaurants) and basically just spending time together all day long... maybe even bake some 🧁 treats 🍫 together!

or,

2) some kind of a staycation! perhaps taking a stroll along the beach and having a romantic dinner by the sea side, watching the sun dip on the horizon while holding each other's hands <3

match me up with a genshin impact gentleman please and thank you ♡

- an undercover moot

i’m pretty sure i know who you are and still, i’m giving you…

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀

Today, Thoma is on forced leave. The Kamisatos will not allow him to work today and that’s an order. So he might as well use his free time wisely by spending it with you. He invites you over to spend the early afternoon cooking and baking together with him and you have to hold back from eating everything (and him) on the spot. He doesn’t own the title of Nr. 1 Malewife for nothing, boy can cook!! Whether it’s quiche, ramen or chocolate covered strawberries, Thoma’s got them all down.

And after all his your efforts, you make your way through Chinju forest down to the beach, picking an elevated boulder to sit on which has stored the sun’s warmth over the course of the day. Leaning against each other and intertwining your fingers, you watch as the waves ebb and flow, reflecting the different colours of the sun as it slowly dips beneath the horizon. Once all your delicacies are no more and the stars twinkle in the sky, you leisurely collect your things. By now, various plants have started showing off their luminescent properties and providing an almost magical scenery for the way home.

Ever the gentleman, Thoma escorts you all the way home and despite the nightly chill, you never feel even a sliver of coldness creep up your spine. Whether it’s him or his vision, there’s a comforting warmth radiating from your companion which doesn’t make parting any easier. But every good thing must come to an end and you’re aware the Kamisatos would miss their housekeeper in the morning. With one lingering kiss full of love and longing, you reluctantly let him go as your fingertips trace the lingering tingles on your lips.

“I’ve never really cared for eternity. But right now, I wish this moment could last forever.”

[ valentine's day matchups ♡ ]

[tossawary]

I am SUPER curious about theis Accidental Baby Acquisition story. Any details you're willing to give?

The general idea is that Moshang gets distracted by Accidental Baby Acquisition in the time before Luo Binghe returns from the Eternal Abyss, which through domino-effect accidentally disrupts (and fixes) the disastrous Bingqiu reunion. 

Excerpt: 

Shang Qinghua is in the middle of trying to figure out the proper cultivation of the Sun And Moon Dew Fruit plant when comes the stomach-swooping crackle of demonic qi and cold air. It's kind of weird for Mobei-Jun to drop by in the middle of the morning, but Shang Qinghua readily supposes that the man has some special sense for when he's trying to take a day off, just so he can show up and ruin it. Staycations? Not on Mobei-Jun's watch! 

Sighing, Shang Qinghua gets to his feet, mentally stretching his bowing and scraping muscles. Ahhh, this is probably going to be something really annoying! Someone has probably fucked up spectacularly, because that's just his luck. 

He's not expecting Mobei-Jun to come stomping through the portal, right up to him, and then hand him a large basket. Shang Qinghua nearly fumbles it. 

"Do not drop that!" Mobei-Jun snarls. 

Shang Qinghua's hard-earned martial skills come through and he doesn't drop the basket, which is apparently worth his life! Meanwhile, the portal crackles shut behind the demon lord, who throws himself back onto Shang Qinghua's lounge chair and tips his head back, eyes closed, like someone who needed today to end fucking yesterday. 

"My king?" 

Mobei-Jun waves a hand towards the basket and snaps, "Look after that." 

Shang Qinghua has a bad feeling about this, but he looks down anyway. What painful task has his cruel master brought him today? And in a basket? Baskets really aren’t part of Mobei-Jun’s aesthetic, honestly, which makes Shang Qinghua think that the man might have stolen it. 

 There’s a baby in the basket. 

 Holy shit, there’s a fucking baby in this basket! A few months old, maybe? The baby is looking up at him with wide dark eyes, their little lip wobbling, little hands wringing the blanket they’re wrapped in. They have very fluffy black hair, pale skin, chubby cheeks - very normal baby features, as Shang Qinghua understands it - but they also have slightly pointed ears and a faint blue smudge on their forehead. Oh fuck, are ears even allowed to be that tiny?! 

 This is a demon baby. 

 Shang Qinghua shifts the basket into one arm and very hesitantly touches Demon Baby’s forehead. Oh fuck, it’s so soft! He’s not sure he’s ever felt anything this soft in his life! It’s also cooler to the touch than an ordinary human should be. 

 This is an ice demon baby. 

 Shang Qinghua looks at the demon lord sprawled out on his lounge chair, apparently nursing a headache, even though Shang Qinghua should totally be the one sprawled out and nursing a headache right now! 

 “My king?! Whose baby is this?!” he demands. 

 “My father’s,” Mobei-Jun snaps, without opening his eyes. 

 Oh. 

 Well. 

 Shang Qinghua’s guess was pretty close? 

 “Ah, congratulations on a new sibling, my king?” he tries. “Half-sibling?” 

 “Half,” Mobei-Jun confirms. 

 Just in time for the Demon Baby to screw up its illegally tiny face and start crying. 

 “Oh, fuck,” Shang Qinghua says. 

 His experience with babies is pretty limited, by both choice and circumstance! He has siblings in this second life of his - not all of whom made it to adulthood, some of whom are probably still out there somewhere - but that was mostly just “here, hold the baby for a minute” stuff at this stage in a baby’s evolution. He had half-siblings in his first life, after his father started his do-over family, and he did some involuntary “you should help around the house because faaaaamily” babysitting, but that was a long, long time ago now! 

 Shang Qinghua hastily rocks the basket, making shushing noises. 

 “Look after that,” Mobei-Jun repeats. 

 “My king, I’m really not-” 

 Mobei-Jun opens his eyes and glares. 

 “-highly qualified for this, but of course I’m at your service!” 

 Shang Qinghua is a Peak Lord! He’s a fucking Peak Lord! He’s in charge of logistics for the most famous cultivation sect in the world, one of twelve highly respected immortal masters, master and teacher of an entire peak full of accomplished cultivators and ascendant disciples! And he earned that title! Why has he been mistaken for a babysitting service here?! 

 Well, it at least seems that Demon Baby doesn’t need changing just yet. No bad smells. He takes the half-swaddled Demon Baby out of the basket, carefully, and keeps rocking and slightly bouncing them like that. The crying turns to general discontent mumbling. This is evidence for Shang Qinghua’s optimistic theory that Demon Baby just doesn’t like his face, which has happened before and also demonstrates a decent sense of stranger danger. 

 “My king, how old is this child?” 

 “Unknown.” 

 “When’s the last time the child ate?” 

 “...Unknown.” 

 Shang Qinghua takes a deep breath, represses a scream, and exhales. 

 “My king, how is this child fed?” 

 Mobei-Jun doesn’t even bother to answer this one. The answer is clear: he has no fucking clue. 

 “How are demon babies generally fed?” Shang Qinghua tries desperately, knowing that this answer can vary a lot depending on the type of demon. “Breastfeeding? Or a substitute? If I procured sap from a Mother’s Tears tree, would this child die?” 

 “...No,” Mobei-Jun says, without emotion, and it still sounds like a fucking guess. 

 Shang Qinghua takes a deep breath. “If I’m to ‘look after’ this child, my king, I’ll need to leave temporarily to fetch supplies. I’ll be very quick! And discrete! But I have nothing in my house to care for a demon baby! Unless… unless my king might fetch supplies…?” 

 “Go then,” Mobei-Jun snaps. 

[n0nb1narycode]

Vacation-Staycation Eternal Blu-ray Catch-up! So my vacation time technically ended on Monday, but I didn't actually get around to my final posts, so I'm going to do so now. 🎞️ Chapter 28: Crazy Samurai 400 vs 1 🎬 I wanted to watch some samurai or swordfighting films I hadn't seen yet, and had 3 I was considering, two of which I ended up watching. By entertaining coincidence, when I put on the first, there were immediately 2 movie trailers--and they were for other two movies I was considering. In any case, Crazy Samurai 400 vs 1 (or Crazy Samurai Musashi) is what it says on the tin, but it is also barely a movie. It's more of a novelty fight choreography piece. You don't really get to know or care about characters or story, but you Do get a one of a kind 77 minute single take sword fight. With about 7 or 8 minutes preceding & following it. Also, you figure out the trick to the one take battle within the first several minutes. Basically a bunches of people keep coming up a little at time, get hit by a randomly ordered mix of about a dozen different attacks, CGI blood flies, and they stumble out of frame. Also, like it were a marathon, somehow he keeps having moments to break, and always finds another identical looking wooden container with water in it...it's broken up slightly also by the occasional "more important" attacker. It is certainly a novelty achievement, but not very exciting, and extremely repetitive. The best part of the fighting is the little separate fight at the end, where normal editing has resumed. And while the main character (Musashi) is based on an actual person, this movie has no relation to reality. On top of all this, apparently he defeats 588 enemies, not 400... 🎥 #CrazySamurai400vs1 (#CrazySamuraiMusashi) #TakSakaguchi #KentoYamazaki #WorthOneWatch #YujiShimomura #Defeats588Enemies #VerySilly #NoveltyFightChoreographyExperiment #77minuteSingleTakeActionSequence #SwordFighting #SwordFightingFilm #JapaneseFilm #JapaneseCinema #Samurai #SamuraiFilm #WellGoUSAEntertainment #2020 #iLoveMovies #vacationstaycation #eternalbluraycatchup #blurays #movies #films #bluray #movie #film #cinema #MovieGeek #MovieNerd (at Jersey City, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeXCqlQuLvHikcM2HEfQKIDUHwbz2oGTBJib8E0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=