#Fouls

[sucka99]

[box-box-stay-out]

You just made a foul to him and put him down, but then you see him getting up, very angry, looking at you and coming to you, just his look scares the shit out of you, so you start running away very scared to be ass kicked by him, even if this means that he could get a red but you just want to stay alive and safe 🥹

Or, almost the same situation but instead you're the referee and you have to give him a yeow/red card, but you're so scared of him that you think if it's a bad idea to not giving him any card and just forgiving him

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[wanologic]

always good to keep a screamhole handy

[tenth-sentence]

"And I verify the balance and call the fouls," Mars said.

"Incarnations of Immortality: With a Tangled Skein" - Piers Anthony

[heartbreakfeelsogood]

i’m sad -> i look at images of my ~40 year old man of choice -> i twirl my hair and kick my legs -> i think crazy thoughts -> i feel okay -> rinse repeat

[otaviogilbert]

Crazy Open Goal Misses 😱😱 #shorts

In this video, you'll see some of the craziest open goal misses you'll ever see! From missed penalty kicks to wide-open headers, these players really miss the net. It's unbelievable how some of these goals were missed, but it gives us some great entertainment and a good laugh. Enjoy the video and don't forget to share it with your friends!

[homenecromancer]

when i mention that memes are one of the reasons i came to tumblr, keep in mind that this is what memes looked like in 2009

[tagerrkix]

Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

[sucka99]

[dollypopup]

the absolute unbearable cruelty that the writers foisted upon Cressida

a woman taught from the beginning in her home, by her own mother, that she cannot trust any other women, who finally, FINALLY felt she had a friend- who didn't care for her much at all. a woman who grew up in a house that is more akin to a mausoleum, a woman dressed up as a doll and made to masquerade and sing and dance for the attention of a half decent man, never to be considered seriously. a woman who is foisted onto a man old enough to be her grandfather, who wants 4 children from her, and intends to keep her locked up in his estate with at most 1 social outing a month, who didn't believe in listening to music, or art.

a woman who goes to the only person she ever considered a friend, saying 'I need to save myself. Run with me. Write with me. Help me.' only for that friend to turn her back on her, and talked ill of her for the rest of her time in her society. a woman who tried to claw her way out of a horrible circumstance, only to be told she's too stupid to do so. a woman who's mother wrote the article that insulted her friend's family, an article she still regretted. a woman who tried to save herself and was then sent off to an aunt even less warm than the circumstances she'd grown up in.

what was Cressida meant to do? she had no one to turn to, and when she tried, she was turned away. she had no options left to her, she exhausted all of them. yes, blackmailing Penelope was harsh, but I would have done almost anything to save myself from sexual assault at the hands of a husband old enough to be my father twice over who was clearly intending on mistreating me, especially if I was dropped by the only person I ever considered a friend.

Cressida's story is so fucking tragic. My heart cracked clean in half for her

[shushmal]

AU where Eddie’s super passionate about finding evidence of ghosts and his indulgent, actual ghost whisper boyfriend Steve quietly negotiation with the local poltergeist in the background of all of Eddie’s investigations

“C’mon man, can you just say hey to him in his lil recorder thing? … oh yeah no you can say ‘fuck’ for sure, he’ll love it!”

Meanwhile Eddie is acting like he’s excited and brave and charging straight into the creepy doll room without hesitation but runs out screaming right after because of an, in his defense, unusually large moth

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

The idea that Duke is the super well-behaved and rule-following kid is really funny to me cause like, have you read Robin War? His bit in that book opens with him being arrested for wearing red shoes (long story, just know he was also wearing a red hoodie that apparently wasn't a problem) and he explains step by step to the cop exactly how he plans on escaping before executing that escape perfectly by jumping off a bridge. He fought an armored Jim Gordon, the Court of Owls, and Damian who had been manipulated into joining the Court. Duke managed to talk Damian down while getting his ass kicked and then kinda befriended the kid after. He also has defied Batman several times and was proven to be right. All with a healthy dose of sass.

But also I do like lil rule-following sweetheart Duke so I have a proposal. Duke Thomas who follows the rules he agrees with. Most of the time, he's the sweet little angel in the manor. He's polite, he's well-mannered, he's kind, and he does what he's told. However that's only because everything aligns with what he believes to be the right path. The moment Bruce makes a bad call or order, Duke takes it to 11 and becomes more impossible to order around than Jason. Chaotic Good Duke.

[eve-was-framed]

I cannot believe in the year 2024 popular media sites are still referring to child sex trafficking victims as “sex workers”

[gleafer]

HAVE AT THEE!

I’m working on a new comic for my Patreon/Gleafer (several, actually, so jump on in, the water is fiiiiine) and I’m STOKED about this era!

“A King and His Castle”

Alternate universe that initially starts canon and then swerved sharply off course into a chased-by-demons-in-a-cemetery hellscape and a laudanum fueled demon babbling confessions and curses the whole time.

Weekly updates starting end of the month!

[sora2396]

Ready?