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📢GIL Schedule + Masterpost 2025
Greetings, humans! The Gallifrey Institute for Learning (GIL) is thrilled to embark on another year of bridging the vast intellectual gap between Gallifrey and Earth. This year, we've made some exciting changes.
Message from the Chancellor
Dear humans,
At the Gallifrey Institute for Learning, we remain steadfast in our commitment to making knowledge accessible, even for species that still think putting pineapples on pizza is acceptable.
This year, we are thrilled to introduce several exciting changes to the way we share knowledge and engage with you all:
Monthly Themes: Instead of weekly topics, we'll now focus on broader monthly themes. This allows us to dive deeper into Gallifreyan biology, history, and culture without overwhelming our human liaison (who apparently needs to 'sleep').
Guest Posts: For the first time, esteemed Gallifreyan scholars, notable figures, and a few humans will contribute their insights to the blog in Guest Posts.
Chomp Chomp with Myishu: Our catering lead, Myishu 'the Fryer' of Scendeles, is debuting a culinary mini-series, called Chomp Chomp with Myishu' Expect delicious Gallifreyan recipes adapted for Earth kitchens.
In staffing news, we bid a fond farewell to Noraxoekodurosugofbyn of Prydon, who has retired at the age of 6452 after an illustrious career. Noraxoekodurosugofbyn, thank you for your service! Those wishing to apply for the position of Translation Officer for Mutter's Spiral should apply last year.
For Rassilon's honour!
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Our 2025 Weekly Schedule
All Week:
🔥 Trending: Explore hot Gallifreyan topics.
💬 Asks: Submit your questions, and we'll provide answers.
Mondays:
📢 Announcements: Updates, news, and institute drama.
Tuesdays:
🩻 Gallifreyan Biology: Exploring Time Lord physiology and biology.
⚕️ Emergency Gallifreyan Medicine: Updates on protocols and new topics.
Thursdays:
🕰️ Whoniverse Throwbacks: Nostalgic reblogs of classic content.
Fridays:
🤓 Whoniverse Facts: Deep dives or lists.
⭐ Guest Posts: Opinion posts from acclaimed people of Gallifrey and beyond.
🍜 Chomp Chomp with Myishu: Recipes of Gallifrey.
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2025 Monthly Themes
January: New Beginnings
February: To Gallifrey with Love
March: Infinite Mysteries of the Universe
April: King of Fools
May: The Time Lord, the Myth, the Legend
June: Who Am I!?
July: Daleks and Other Family
August: With a Little Help From My Friends
September: Machines and Other T'ings
October: Help My Universe is Haunted
November: Remember, Remember ...
December: Time-Honoured Tradition
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Courses
Gallifreyan Biological Studies: Anatomy and Physiology
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The Gallifrey Institute for Learning is excited to offer 'Gallifreyan Biological Studies: Anatomy and Physiology', a specialised course designed to delve into the unique biological structures of Gallifreyan life forms. This course is a comprehensive exploration of the anatomical and physiological aspects of Gallifreyan biology.
Available content: →🫀Gallifreyan Anatomy and Physiology Guide (WIP) →⚕️Gallifreyan Emergency Medicine Guides →📝Source list (WIP)
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Gallifreyan Linguistic Immersion
The Gallifrey Institute for Learning invites humans to join 'Gallifreyan Linguistic Immersion'. Designed by top Gallifreyan linguists, this course is tailored for those eager to understand the Gallifreyan language.
Available content: Pending
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TARDIS Systems: History, Theory, and Practice
The Gallifrey Institute for Learning proudly presents 'TARDIS Systems: History, Theory, and Practice', a comprehensive course designed for those fascinated by TARDIS technology. This course offers an in-depth exploration of TARDIS systems, combining historical knowledge, theoretical foundations, and practical skills.
Available content: Pending
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Other
Which Gallifreyan academy would admit you? (Quiz)
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Our Staff & Affiliates
Kowlignelokegalrasnorusowayfogilsha of Arcal - Chancellor Saralonoroxapligofmyityo of Arcal - Vice-Chancellor [Vacant] - Translation Officer for Mutter's Spiral Shaplinortyovatshuagu of Drome - Regional Liaison for Mutter's Spiral Myishu 'the Fryer' of Scendeles - Catering @fatelesschild - Human Liaison for Sol 3 @charpeach - Lead Artist for Sol 3 Joxer (the Mighty) - Feline assistant to Human Liaison for Sol 3
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Disclaimer
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For humans
GIL is brought to you by its creator, researcher, writer, and all-around nutso Whovian, @fatelesschild. It has no affiliation with the BBC or the actual Gallifrey. Sorry. I'm just your common or garden human gal pal, working full-time in medicine, putting a ridiculous amount of time into this.
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gilbirda · 1 year ago
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I was talking again about my Eldritch Ghost King Danny AU and was encouraged (I didn't need a lot of encouragement to be honest) to post some never-released to the public chunks of the main fic. One day I'll finish writing it and post it neat and structured on AO3, but today is not the day.
Context for this fic: Masterpost
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Storming the Observants headquarters was easy. The majority of them were scholars of some kind, archivist, recording history and the future, studying it.
The real threat was behind the huge doors Clockwork guided him to. He threw them open, relishing the screams and gasps once the meeting inside came to a halt at his interruption.
“You are not scheduled to come here until a few more days,” a ghost eyeball with some kind of suit on approached them, a clipboard in their hands. They looked nervous, and their eye went back to the head of the Observants glaring at the halfa at the door.
“Then make time,” Danny pushed through. The poor ghost jumped and froze, clearly not used to people coming guns blazing into a meeting. “Heeeyyy,” the teenager floated down the stairs, ignoring the ghosts sitting around the circle of chairs in the middle. “Did you miss me?”
“Daniel Phantom.” The leader of the Observants, who he came to learn was called Larry (well, more like La’arriem, but he decided to call him Larry), stood from his chair furthest from the door. “You are not welcomed here.”
“Oh, yeah?” His smile was feral, and his eyes shone with a mad glint. “I thought I was, you know, since I’m apparently the Ghost King.”
He slammed his hands on the long circular table, ignoring the gasps of the ghosts around him.
“Cease this behaviour.” Larry narrowed his eye.
“So you don’t deny it?” Danny looked up towards the ghosts adjourned, recognizing some familiar faces, not all of them friendly. “And what’s with the meeting? Making rules behind my royal back?”
Larry made a gesture and stopped the guard who was approaching them. “No, this is not of matters that concern you, since you aren’t yet the King.”
“Aren’t I?” He tried not to show confusion.
Larry caught on his hesitation. “Until the coronation you are not, officially, the King.”
“Then let’s get on with it!” All this suspense was killing him. If he was going to throw his life out the window anyway, he may as well do it now.
But the Observants were shaking their heads (eyes?) at him. Larry sounded mocking when he answered. “You are not ready. The king must be prepared before the ceremony. That’s what we summoned you for.”
Danny felt a shiver down his spine. This sounded more and more like a cult. What would they force him to do? Meditate under a waterfall? Fast? No thank you.
“Skip it.”
Larry looked around the hall before sighing, accepting that there was no way they could solve this quietly.
“No.”
Danny punched the table and the papers and artifacts strewn over it flew away. “If this is some kind of power play…”
“It is not, I assure you.” Larry floated up one artifact that fell from the table. It was some kind of rock with a weird aura, now that Danny noticed. It called him, feeling familiar. “We were actually discussing the plan for your… training.”
When Larry and the Observants looked at the audience Danny looked as well, catching Dora and Frostbite sitting together, waving enthusiastically at him. A ghost in greek armor nodded at him, but Danny didn’t recognize him — must have been someone from New Greece, Pandora’s realm. He also saw Desiree talking with a group of female ghosts he didn’t recognize at the back of the hall, and if she saw him she didn’t make it known.
“Do you recognize this?” Another Observant’s voice made him look back at the center of the hall, and at the ghosts in front of him. Danny didn’t know this ghost, but he knew they followed Larry everywhere. 
Danny looked at their hands. The artifact. “No.”
Some Observants shared a look, and Larry snickered. “You should.”
“Why?”
“It’s the Ghost Zone’s Core. Or at least part of it.”
Phantom looked down again. It was just a rock. It glowed, but that’s it — it was like everything else in the Ghost Zone. “It’s a rock.”
Some murmurs filled the hall. The lapdog Observant looked up at Larry for support.
“It’s part of the Zone itself. This artifact was handed to us by the revered Ancients a long time ago, to watch over the Realms’ desires in their stead as they looked for a new King.”
Danny blinked. He tried to imagine it as something fantastical and amazing. “It’s just a rock.”
Larry started trembling in rage, hitting the floor with a staff that had been resting against the table. “Silence!” He screamed at the audience before turning back towards the halfa. “Child, your disrespect shouldn’t be left unpunished, but for learning purposes I will let a demonstration prove you wrong.” Larry made a gesture and the other Observant put the rock in his waiting hand. “Oh revered Core, please, show us your power.”
The rock started shining on command.
“Huh.”
Larry glared at Phantom. “Revered Core, please, do you recognize this ghost?” He asked clearly, approaching Danny with the rock. The shine, which had been soft, morphed into a full glow as if it was some kind of star. Being so close, the Observants, Danny and Clockwork had to cover their eyes with a hand.
“So it does respond to questions, huh.” He leaned down and smiled when the rock’s glow lowered to a soft shimmer, pulsing like a heartbeat. “Yo, are you happy with the eyeballs?”
The glow dimmed. The Core wasn’t happy.
“Interesting,” he took the rock from the other ghost’s hand and floated backwards, away from the eyeball trying to retrieve the chunk of rock. “Was everything that the eyeballs say true?”
The Core started pulsing rapidly, as if it were nodding to his question. Okay, so the Observants didn’t steal the artifact and were appointed by the Ancients after Pariah’s defeat.
Danny floated a bit further, dodging Larry. “Core, do you know why the eyeballs stalled my coronation?”
The rock’s glow dimmed to a barely noticeable shine, unsure of how to answer his question. Right, yes or no questions were better.
“Do you think I can be King?” Danny did a flip, his ghostly tail gracing an Observant’s hand trying to grab him. 
The rock’s shine went overdrive, vibrating in his hands.
“Do you think I will be happy being King?” He landed, not sure why he asked that question. Before the Core could answer like some kind of magic 8 ball, it was ripped from his hands.
“Enough!” Larry fumed, withdrawing the rock to his chest, as far as he could from Danny. “Stop this nonsense.”
“Why? I need to get to know the Core of the place I am meant to rule, right?” He laughed, but his heart wasn’t in it.
“You will not ‘get to know’ anything! Not, at least, until we deem you prepared to—”
“Then why wait? Why not now?” he crossed his arms over his chest. “You could have told me and started ‘preparations’ when I defeated Dark.”
“Because—”
“Or, even better,” he walked up to Larry, ignoring the low glow of the Core in the ghost’s arms. “If you wanted to wait you could wait until I graduated high school, no? Just a few years and I would even be happy to oblige.”
“Because you are an insolent brat!” Larry declared to the silent hall. Someone coughed uncomfortably. “Child, you are the last ghost we would choose for this! Oh, believe me, if it were up to me, you would have been executed like you deserve!”
“But you won’t.”
Larry growled, giving a look at Clockwork, who found the whole situation amusing. “For some reason that escapes us, the Zone has chosen you over the other candidate.”
Danny knew this but had to ask. “Who was the other candidate?”
“You know who he is,” Larry straightened his back, the artifact safely in his hands. “Vlad Plasmius.”
The reaction was immediate. The Core turned pitch black, vibrating with an emotion that one could even call fury. Not fear, not dislike — the Core despised Vlad.
Huh. At least they had that in common, Danny appreciated.
He looked up at Larry. “How can you say he is a better alternative? Vlad only wants more power to conquer the whole Zone!” He turned towards the audience and the other Observants. “If it were up to him, all of you would be stripped of your freedom if he decides you’re in the way of his conquest.”
“But he is more experienced than you. He knows the Realms, more than you. Our customs, our ways,” Larry narrowed his eye, ignoring the angry rock in his hands. “You, on the other hand, are just a child. You would only lead us into chaos!”
“Is your fear of the unknown so deep that you would choose a tyrant over me?”
“Plasmius is not a tyrant. At least he can be reasoned with. Not like a brat like you.”
Danny couldn’t believe his ears. “Excuse me? Do we know different Vlad Plasmius?” He waited for Larry to admit he was just kidding, but it never happened. “Vladdie would decimate you the first thing if he becomes king.”
“Impossible. He appreciates the order we keep in this institution.” Larry puffed his chest.
“And he told you this himself, right,” Larry didn’t nod, but it was implied. “Ok, then you are more stupid than I thought you were.”
He grabbed the rock again when Larry stuttered at the insult. “Tell me, Core,” he stage-whispered at the still black stone. Apparently it didn’t like all the Plasmius talk. “Are the Observants stupid for believing Plasmius?”
The rock changed colors to a soft yellow and vibrated, amused. “Thought so.” He nodded and looked back at the audience. “Please, never trust Plasmius. He will stab you in the back at the first notice. I know many of you don’t know me, but I assure you that he would not be a good alternative as King.”
“It doesn’t matter,” a bored ghost interceded from the crowd. Danny didn’t know who it was. “The Core has chosen you no matter if we like it or not.”
On cue, the rock changed colors to green, pulsing and vibrating with desire in Danny’s hands. The halfa almost could hear a whisper in the back of his mind, pure desire, a visceral want of him, his body and his mind. The Core wanted him. Pretty words, but faced with what he could sense from the piece of rock in his hands, he wanted to throw it away and never look back.
He had never been desired or felt desire at this level. It rubbed him the wrong way. It was borderline sexual, how the Core seemed to want him as theirs, as the King — a desire so primal and animalistic that scared him.
Danny licked his lips, turning towards the Observants. “What if I say no?” He knew the answer as well, but he needed to hear it again. He really didn’t want to be King.
Larry looked worried, but relieved. Maybe he sensed that Danny was scared of what he felt from the piece of Core. 
“Destruction. Chaos. The end of the Realms,” he walked towards a book resting on the floor, one of the documents that fell when he hit the table. “It has been recorded by previous kings that they received… visions from the Realms, messages, possibilities of what could have been or could be. One recorded such a vision of what could happen if the Zone is left without a King for too long.” Larry searched for the passage he was referring to and started reading. 
[...] and I saw a black void, hunger, eating everything and everyone away. Such pain and destruction [...]. Unhappiness, the weight of absence of light and a center, a pivot from where the Core would anchor in, only the ultimate unmaking of the Realms was what was left of us.
“Some parts have been lost in the translations, but the message is clear, child. The Realms cannot exist without a king for too long and we are already at the limit.” He closed the book with a thud, the sound too loud in the suddenly quiet room. “This cannot wait until it is convenient for you.” Larry said the word in mockery.
Danny looked down at the chunk of Core, pondering. He knew he didn’t actually have a choice — he couldn’t just leave the Realms to die so he could have a normal life for a few decades and die in a fight.
Centuries.
He would instead reign for millennia, become something else, leave behind his life as he knew it. No big deal. In his mind’s eye he saw his friends and family, Jazz smiling at his show of responsibility. He could almost hear her go on in a spiel about growth and maturity. He chuckled quietly.
There was really no other way, huh? His future that once had been so uncertain now was taking shape in a way he never imagined, set in stone before he even knew what was happening. Decided for him before he knew the implications.
He didn’t want to be king, but he could try. He had the power of friendship and love on his side, right? What could go wrong?
Oh… maybe he shouldn’t have thought that. Jinxing this so early on was a bad idea.
Whatever.
Danny sighed. He knew there was no way in hell he was going to let the Infinite Realms crumble and perish just because he was sixteen and wasn’t sure about his future.
“Okay,” the word was heavy in his mouth, his hands playing with the shiny piece of Core. “Then I accept.”
One blink and you miss it — he found himself in another place, maybe even another time, maybe another realm. He saw a man, tall, muscular, with an imposing figure. The man wore dark and spiky armor, with shoulder guards that resemble animal skulls, a giant white cape clasped over his chest with a black chain waving in an invisible breeze, and in his hand he could clearly see the Ring. He looked up, knowing what he would find.
His own face. Older, more defined, once the baby fat is gone and years have eaten away his innocence. He looks a bit like Dan.
But his eyes. His eyes were different. They weren't red, or angry, or even vicious. His bright green eyes looked gentle and gracious, even with the unnerving absence of pupils or irises. They were all green, toxic green, with flowing green smoke pouring out of the sockets, the wispy ends curling up. The kindness he found in them was familiar.
The not-Dan tilted his head forward and smiled. On his head, among impossibly long flowing locks of snow white hair, the Crown flared with a silent command.
Danny wanted to say something, ask how things would turn out for them, if he was making a mistake, but when he opened his mouth he was back at the Observant’s meeting hall, back to being watched and scrutinized. He blinked the spots in his eyes at the sudden change of lightning, noticing the unusual silence in the room.
Everyone was looking at something behind him.
He turned barely in time to glance at a giant hologram (astral projection?) of the not-Dan crossing his arms around his broad armored chest before it vanished. A deep laugh rang in his own voice, and yet so different from his, reverberating in the big round room. 
Clockwork smirked, as if he had planned for this to happen, and knelt.
“May the King reign forever.” It was just a murmur, but it startled half the room.
Soon, everyone else followed. Detractors, enemies, frenemies, the Observants… Everyone knelt and echoed the claim. His supporters spoke louder, but there was little they could do to add on the fantastic reality he was living.
Danny barely has the conscience to acknowledge what was happening. Because since the… apparition vanished, he felt like he was not the same. His body, a mere flesh suit, the mold of a person he could become. His mind was not just Danny Phantom or Fenton. He has become something else. Someone else.
Or, at least, the ball has started rolling in that direction.
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highly-flammable · 8 months ago
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So I guess none of the main elves have any reaction to Celebrimbor’s death 🤷🏻‍♀️
He was good friends with Gil-Galad, Galadriel and Elrond, close kin to the first two and prophesied to have his life in the hands of the last, and….nothing. This is particularly frustrating for Galadriel’s writing because out of the elves the focus was on her in this episode and the previous episode’s farewell scene had built up to her knowledge of his death quite well.
Galadriel spent the back half of the episode battling Sauron after he came from brutally murdering Celebrimbor and he did not even come up except for a five-second vision which doesn’t even give away to her what happened to him? The context of her cousin being brutalized and killed was an incredibly important thing for the confrontation between Galadriel and Sauron. It was key for us to see her reaction to that knowledge because it feeds directly into the idea of what would have happened to her if she got into Sauron’s grasp again, no matter how authentic their connection or his admiration for her. The writing can be a letdown sometimes SMH.
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ageless-aislynn · 2 years ago
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Aislynn's Mass Effect & Mass Effect: Andromeda vid masterlist
(Newest vids added to the top, the oldest is on the bottom, links are to their individual posts where the vids are embedded or can be followed back to Youtube directly 😉)
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"Bones" (Kaidan Alenko/Commander John Shepard, ME)
"I got this feeling, yeah, you know, where I'm losing all control 'cause there's magic in my bones..."
A little ode to my favorite L2 biotic and his hot boyfriend. 😉
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"Make You Feel My Love" (Commander John Shepard/Kaidan Alenko, ME)
Just a sweet, gentle little MShenko love story.
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"Not A Crush" (Vetra Nyx/Sara Ryder, ME:A)
Just a short little shipper vid for my Bestest Turian Girl, Vetra Nyx and the woman who "Pathfound the way" to her heart, lol!
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“The Pathfinder” (Scott Ryder, Alec Ryder, ME:A)
“Your father invented this role but you defined it.” A look at the final mission of the Pathfinder… and the first, woven together by the challenges of the Heleus Cluster.
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"Say You Won't Let Go" (Scott Ryder/Gil Brodie, ME:A)
“You made me feel as though I was enough…” Gil’s point of view on his relationship with the Pathfinder.
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"Dance The Night" (Sara Ryder/Reyes Vidal, Scott Ryder/Cora Harper, ME:A)
Dance the night away with the Ryder twins (and their love interests 😉)! Just a little fun, Sara/Reyes and Scott/Cora vid made out of my overwhelming love for these characters and this game. 💖
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"Maybe We Could Be A Symphony" (Sara Ryder/Reyes Vidal, ME:A)
“Even when I’m falling back, you still believe I tried…” A Sara/Reyes tribute because I just played Mass Effect: Andromeda and I fell so hard for them! 😍
If you watch any of these, I hope you enjoy! 💖💖💖
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christnarr · 9 months ago
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victor madness combat masterpost
everything we know about victor, a co-op exclusive project nexus character
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theres a lot of things people dont know about them!! like their connection with the maker, how they interact with the audience, etc. however this information is intentionally kept obscure for narrative reasons (ill explain later) so its understandable if you didnt know about this
full post under the cut since its long ==v
SECTION 1: BURGER GILS
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the first appearance of victor was on the official burger gils website, under the "updates" section
the first news update, #207, says that rich (a character we see in "power play") is no longer the employee of the month, thus giving the title to victor.
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the next prominent update is #209, which states victor has mysteriously gone missing and gil is setting up a hotline for their return.
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judging by the next and final update alluding to the fall of nexus city, and that they can "finally open their doors" due to health inspectors being inoperable, we can assume victor went missing beforehand since the restaurant was functioning at the time of the hotline being released.
the reason for their disappearance is still unknown, but that can lead us into the next and more important section:
SECTION 2: THE MAKER (YES, REALLY)
victor, by the laws of the universe, is not meant to exist in nevada. they are an anomaly.
similarly to the maker, they are likely trying to avoid being spotted by the machine or some other "indestructible nightmare".
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we learned in a stream that the maker talks to victor, and won't allow their "story" to be told.
"maybe vic, but his story can't be told. the maker won't allow it. that's why the maker talks to vic all the time. he'll never get near the plot."
victor stays as far away from the narrative as possible, choosing to hide as a co-op exclusive character for MPN. krinkels always emphasizes that there's a meta reason for this. even in things like little doodles, victor seems to want to hide from the public eye.
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victor reappeared after the city fell, and was found and taken into sq. there is a reason doc wanted victor to join sq, and that doc knows of their importance. however, krinkels wants to keep this part of the story untold too.
SECTION 3: PERSONALITY + ADDITIONAL MATERIAL
not much comments here since ill leave these up to interpretation. heres some dialogue + other things from them that show their personality.
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thanks to CondescendingChaos48s self eater dialogue video for providing these :D - mpn devchat clip of wallium doing a victor voice impression - burger gil plushie ad, which victor appears in
-this screenshot
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-victor may be the youngest of the main cast
-the burger gil arg, which victor briefly appears in (their involvement is described in the first section)
and thats all! do what you want with this info, i just want to shed light on stuff about victor that isnt as well known
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currentfandomkick · 1 year ago
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Danny gets a (brief) break. As a treat before Shenanigans Ensue. Masterpost Here
Danny ran his hand through his hair, checking his neck in the mirror.
No gils. Eyes fine. He’s good.
He hopes.
Its late, but he needs to patrol. At least his parents agreed to meet with Mr.Lancer about changing his success plan to include online learning.
He went ghost and tried, really tried, to patrol.
But once he went Phantom he just. Short-circuited?
He managed to check in on the usuals and thankfully there were no regulars tonight after a cursory lap.
But something tugged him and he followed. He ended up at the aquarium, and the second he touched a tank he was small again.
Swimming was… calming. The momma shark found him again and her calf helped nudge him into his hideyhole.
He watched and slept.
He should be scared. But he just. Isn’t.
For the first time since the portal, he felt at peace.
Skulker hates his current realization.
While stalking his prey, he was stuck with an unfortunate realization: the whelp was ill. A soul sickness rather than core based, but no good in either case.
And instead of going to his ghost parent or a medical professional, his prey continued to panic.
He needed to seek the aide of the boy’s questionably intelligent ghost parent and convince them to get the whelp to one of the Infinite Realm’s hospitals.
He wasnt quite sure the whelp grasped how bad it was a soul to regress to a prior form. The cursed technomancer should have clued him in, but he’s well aware of his prey’s weak points. Obliviousness chiefly among them.
… he wondered if he should bring a fruit basket to Sampson to convince her he means her chosen son no lasting harm. It’s not his fault the whelp won’t take a simple trophy skinning with grace and remain in his haunt until the regeneration was over. It’s a rite of passage!
Masterpost here
Tags: @skulld3mort-1fan @theizzyof3malec3 @brattysleepyreader @sebas-nights @elidaweirdotaku0520 @bianca-hooks123 @the-autistic-spider @laurcad123
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tinfoil-jones · 3 months ago
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Jerk Ford AU: Fanfiction
Navigation Masterpost
Fanfiction
coming soon...
Crossover Fanfiction
One Brother To Another (1, 2) by @nowimjustastranger
A Watchdogs Chance, Sequel to One Brother to Another (1, 2)
DD Stan Meets Jerk Ford by @triptychcryptid
An April Fools Dream by @rayyanishere1
Drabbles Ch.3 by @a-gil-rebel
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celebrimborsapron · 6 months ago
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Ao3 Fanfic Masterpost:)
Rings of Power:
Finding a New Purpose Celebrimbor x OFC, Explicit [Complete] 19k words
A King is Not a Man Gil-galad x Elrond, Explicit [Complete] 13k words
One Man's Trash Adar x OFC, Modern AU, Explicit [Complete] 14k words
Our Lady of Perpetual Strength Adar x Estrid, Explicit, [WIP] *Ch 28 of 29 posted*
In Darkness Adar X Galadriel, Explicit *one shot*
Fearless Adar X OFC, Explicit *one shot*
Crescent Moon Adar X OFC *Explicit* *one shot*
One shot per Episode Series, various pairings [WIP]
Taking Control Gil-galad x Elrond, Explicit, [complete] *two shot*
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wyvernquill · 1 year ago
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I'm rewatching Anastasia and this convo would really fit in your AU
Hob: look, Murphy, I'm just trying to help Murphy: do you really think I'm an Endless, Hob?
Hob: you know I do.
Murphy: then stop bossing me around
I'm sorry, this ask is already over a year old, but I finally got around to writing a scene based on it! (Plus some Murphy&Gil bits I wanted to put in somewhere, anyway.) Hope you enjoy!
[Mild warning for contemplation of one's potential death, and having once lost the will to life - I wouldn't call it suicidal ideation, it doesn't quite go there, but I figured I'd better be safe than sorry.]
Link to Anastasia AU Masterpost!
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“Hob.” Murphy interrupts, eyes flashing with frustration.
(Today’s how-to-be-a-Dream-Lord lessons are not going well - not that any of them have, but this one is a particular catastrophe. Gil has already given up on their contrary charge for the evening, and with the way Murphy’s shoulders are up and tension bristles between them, Hob is unlikely to make much more headway tonight.)
“Tell me. Do you truly believe I am him? The Prince of Stories? The Dream King?”
“Yes,” Hob lies, easily, unflinchingly, and with a smile on his face. A good lie has to be treated like the truth, and maybe, one day, it’ll actually turn into one. They’ve been trying so very hard to teach Murphy this, he should know it by now. “Of course.”
“Then, perhaps,” Murphy spits, and despite his feral arrogance, despite the way he holds his head high and squares his slender shoulders, it’s not the regal indignation of a King, but the helpless tantrum of an angry child who’s failing in class. “You ought to finally treat me with the fucking deference an Endless is owed, Hob Gadling!”
(There are tears in his pale-blueish eyes, Hob can see them, can hear the crack in Murphy’s hoarse voice.
Nobody has treated this man with respect in all the years he remembers, that much is obvious. Nobody but his birds. And he knows, they all know, that he’s no prince, that his blood runs red, not blue - runs at all, come to think of it. Endless don’t bleed.
But he wants to be. He wishes he was. Murphy is not Dream of the Endless, but he is ravenous for the spoils of such a role. Desperate to be respected, to be worshipped and revered, desperate to be owed the sort of treatment he has never received.
Hob ought to be ashamed of himself for taking advantage of that helpless hunger for kindness and decency… and he will be. For the rest of his immortal life, he’ll live with the shame of what he did to cheat Death, and still not regret it.)
Hob plasters a smile over his impatience and opens his mouth, gentle, calming words already on the tip of his tongue. Murphy is lonely and frightened and frustrated, that much is obvious. Fine. Hob knew it wouldn’t be easy, to teach their false Dream all he needs to know, and this is not an insurmountable roadblock. If Hob can only reassure him, earn his trust, be his friend, even, it will make everything much easier. Poor thing, lashing out like an injured animal. But Hob can surely coax him into-
Murphy recoils. Flinches back from the admittedly-half-faked warmth, his face, his entire bearing collapsing into itself like a heavy portcullis rattling shut.
“Don’t you dare,” he growls, pointing one of his stick-thin fingers at Hob’s face, “don’t you DARE! I have no need for your false pity, and I want no part of it! I want-” the white of his eyes is bloodshot, and in his terror, in his fury, in his desperation, awash in unshed tears “-I want out. This deal is off. Find some other poor sucker to teach how to play Endless, I won’t do it! I’ve had enough!”
And before Hob can say as much as a single word, Murphy has snatched up his coat and slipped out onto the rainy street, Matthew following - but not after awarding Hob with a colder glare than he would’ve thought a mere raven capable of.
Murphy does not manage to flee very far.
He is in an unfamiliar town, with no money, no valuables besides the clothes on his back that are now slightly finer than he used to be; and the winter is cold and deep and stifling. He gets no further than a handful of streets until he slows halfway across a bridge, shaking with cold more than anger, snowflakes dancing around him. It is a quiet, windless night - and it has always calmed him, to stand underneath the dark sky at night, and know that most of the city lies asleep around him.
Matthew settles on the bridge’s parapet, caws. Hops closer, cocks his head to one side. There is a clear question in his bearing, a what now? glinting in his eyes. Birds are open and honest - unlike humans. Liars and hypocrites all.
“...I do not know, Matthew.” Murphy admits quietly. He has taken the coat, but forgotten the scarf in his haste, so he tugs at his collar, to keep the cold air from trickling down his spine. “I truly don’t.”
He does not have the means to return to London on his own - and at the same time, does not have much desire to do so. He had nothing and no-one there, but for the birds. Pockets can be picked anywhere - he could make a new start in this nameless town.
…if only it weren’t winter.
Murphy shivers, feeling his bones rattle with it. The night is calm, but bitterly cold, and it will not end well for him, sitting in the snow until morning. In the dark of winter, he cannot afford a night without shelter, a day without a sure way to come by some food to keep his strengths up. In London, he would have known where to go. Here, he is helpless.
Damn Hob Gadling, and may Destruction take him! Murphy will have no other choice but to crawl back to him, and hope he’ll be kept on as Endless-impersonator. Hope, because Murphy’s made a right pig’s ear of it so far, slow and clumsy to learn, and outright refusing to play at nobility. He will always be a gutter rat, Murphy knows it. They can’t fashion him into a Dream King, and perhaps this flare of temper will prove to Hob once and for all that there is no point in trying.
There is no point in trying.
Murphy gives up on his collar, and rests his hands on the parapet. Matthew caws, and presses his head against his arm, a far better reassurance than Hob’s false smiles. It comforts Murphy, at least a little. He’s not alone, never alone - no matter how lonely he might feel.
Underneath them, a foreign river flows just fast enough to avoid the freeze. The water does not reflect any stars, but the snow dancing over the surface makes it almost look as if. His own reflection wavers and breaks across the waves.
(Some nights, he dreams of a darkened shore and a sea stretching far past the horizon, black waters that fold up into the night sky, indistinguishable from each other. Of a wooden pier, and galaxies swirling underneath.
Whenever he leans out too far, the reflected eyes he meets are not his own, and he wakes with a scream lodged in his throat.)
Murphy shivers again, and savours the last remnants of his pride, before it, too, will have to be cast into the dirt and abandoned.
“I believe you forgot this, young friend.”
Murphy’s head snaps up.
Dreams and nightmares approach without a whisper, perfectly silent at night if they choose to be. Gilbert is no exception; and if Murphy were to pay attention to anything but his heart racing like a startled hare, he would perhaps be a little distressed by the fact that there are no fresh footprints in the snow beside his own.
But it’s only Gilbert, kind-eyed and not-human, holding out Murphy’s scarf like a peace offering.
Murphy does not take it.
“Did Gadling send you?” he asks, wary.
“Robert informed me what had transpired between you two.” Gilbert admits. “But rest assured, I am here on nobody’s behalf but my own - and, well, yours. Frightfully nippy tonight, wouldn’t you say?”
Murphy does not say. He trusts Gil as little as Hob, perhaps even less. A dream attempting to betray the memory of his master seems hardly like a paragon of virtue, and is perhaps even more suspicious than a deceitful human.
(He does, however, take the scarf now. It’s too cold to be stubborn, and when he winds it around his neck, it smells of sunshine on a summer meadow, warm and comforting.)
“And if you truly wish to leave… dear boy, I won’t stop you.” Murphy does not like the way Gilbert looks at him, as if trying to see someone else beneath his skin. He does not meet Murphy’s eyes, if he can help it. “In fact I would send you off with well-earned compensation for your time, and travel fare. Unless…”
Gil steps up to the parapet beside him.
“...unless I can convince you to stay…?”
“Why would you?” Murphy mutters, instead of why would I, if you’re offering to pay me off? “It should be perfectly obvious that I’ll never pass muster.”
“Ironically,” Gilbert smiles, but only at the man he pretends to see whenever he looks at Murphy, “it is well known among the former denizens of the Dreaming that His Lordship was often prone to very similar bouts of pessimism. I have faith in you, Murphy - and so does Robert Gadling. Please, do not leave. I rather doubt we will succeed without you.”
"You…" Murphy struggles with the words, the sentiment behind them lodging uncomfortably in his throat. "You have great respect, even love, for Dream of the Endless' memory. So why do you pretend? Why try to fool his siblings that I am him?"
For a moment, Gilbert seems ready to insist, as always, that Murphy is, or at least might be - but, to his credit, he does not play Murphy for a fool, in the end. Not this time. Not like Hob always, always does.
"You are quite correct. I loved His Lordship deeply, in a way that could never be understood by anyone but a dream and their creator." Gilbert sighs, his soft meadow-green eyes gazing far into the distance of better days, lined by old grief. "He made me to be the Heart of the Dreaming, and he was the Dreaming, so I knew his heart and self better than any other. The loss, when he… you cannot imagine it, young friend. I thought I would wither away and die. I thought that would be a mercy. To live as a dream in a universe that does not contain Dream of the Endless seemed entirely unthinkable, and to be quite frank, I did not think I would survive longer than a year at most in the Waking."
"I understand," says Murphy, quietly, and he does. He is no stranger to the feeling of being so untethered, only floating along with the end looming over him, death - not Death, no longer, the Endless have been cast from their domains - only biding its time.
(In the first year he can remember, Murphy did not think he would see another, either.)
"And yet, the year passed. And I lived." Gilbert smiles, faintly, taking off his glasses to polish them. "I suspect it was humanity which saved me, for all that they robbed me of my home and Lord, as well. I found… such joy, in this world. In my human form, wandering among them. Calling a few select individuals friends, even. Young Robert's companionship was a particular blessing, and I owe him more than he can ever know."
He sets the glasses back on his nose.
"Lord Morpheus is dead." Says Gilbert. Says it like fact, like something too absolute for the sort of dream-creature born of hypotheticals he is, like an unshakeable truth he has resigned himself to. His voice only barely breaks over the words. "And I shall grieve him for all the rest of my days… but I must live to mourn him. Life goes on, young friend, and we must all move along with it. And, well. I cannot speak for Robert's motivations, but the true reason why I have agreed to this mad scheme…"
Gilbert takes Murphy's freezing hands in his own. His fingertips are not lined quite right, they would not leave prints that look even remotely like those of a human - but aside from that, his grip is warm, avuncular, firm, reassuring.
"I fear that his siblings will not be able to live on without him." Gilbert confesses, quietly. "They are not made to accept change and move on from a loss as monumental as what humanity has wrought upon them. To have you… not him, not entirely, but perhaps enough… it is my most solemn hope that it might give them some form of closure at long last."
"So that's what it is?" Murphy laughs, bitterly. "Charitable concern for the well-being of personifications of abstract concepts!?"
"No." Gilbert corrects mildly. "Love. For my creator's family."
Murphy scoffs. His chest aches with it.
"What you, hmm. What you must understand, about Lord Morpheus…" Gilbert seems to be choosing his words very carefully. "...is that, for all that he was often harsh and commanding, he was so very loving, always. My Lord loved with all his self, even if he would attempt to turn a cold shoulder to the world - and I think you are much like him in temperament, young Murphy.”
Murphy does not acknowledge that. He doesn't think he can.
“He loved his family, and he loved the Dreaming, and all the beings in it. I was his heart, or near as, you must recall, I knew the truth at the core of him.
Memories or not, love as he did, and you will be a credit to his name, and a comfort to all who knew him."
(Murphy does not have it in himself to love like Dream of the Endless did. He already struggles to love at all.
But perhaps, for the sake of the entity whose memory he will dishonour, he can try.)
“So. Will you come back and resume your lessons?” Gil asks, very gently. “You may leave, now or any other time, of course you may. But it would be to your benefit, as well as to that of many others, if you did not.”
“I’ll stay,” Murphy forces out. He could blame the way his hands shake on the cold. “For now.”
“Thank you, dear child. Thank you.” This time, when Gilbert smiles, it very nearly feels like it is directed at him, after all. “Now, let’s get you out of this cold, hm? And Matthew as well.”
Murphy lets Gilbert herd him back to their inn, sits through Hob Gadling’s apology and wonders if it was sincere - he can never tell, with this infuriating man - and continues to learn as much as possible about the life of Dream of the Endless.
But he’s slowly realising, if anything will convince the Endless siblings, then it certainly won’t be the trivia. He’ll have to learn to love like the Lord of Stories, for their deception to have a snowflake’s chance in hell.
(Oh, wonderful. As if this wasn’t difficult enough already…)
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elvendreamsfics · 4 months ago
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Fanfics pinned post
This is my masterpost for my fics, mostly Elrondriel or Galadriel or Elrond-centered with a sprinkle of many other ships. Mostly smut 🧡
So be warned that almost every one is rated explicit because tRoP set my brain ablaze ✨
Elrondriel :
Fight with light (multi chapter WIP, 13/15 chapters so far, can be read as one shots) is a series of Elrondriel coping with grief and pain by doing things they love, and fucking.
All of those hearts (TW suicidal thoughts)
(8 chapters, complete)
Elrond is riddled with Anxiety. Galadriel helps, in more than one way.
Bound ( + Vorohil , + Adar)
Or how the tent scene could have gone in three chapters
An understanding (+ Adar)
Another iteration of the same tent scene
Hush ( + sweet Camnir)
Camnir discovers a kink after his near death experience
Amends
Elrond is pissed after discovering Halbrand's real identity
Never to let go
An aftermath of the KISS
Before dawn
Elrondriel PWP with elven telepathy
New beginnings is a short fluffy fic (gen) about the aftermath of the kiss TM for fluffweek 2025
Other pairings :
Solace- for a second (Galadriel/ Arondir)
Galadriel tries her best to comfort Arondir
In Nùmenor (Galadriel/ Halbrand)
Jail smut
Wrath of the elven king ( Galadriel/ Gil-Galad) Gil galad is angered at Galadriel's recklessness, and find an appropriate punishment
Hush (Elrond/ Camnir)
See up
Bound and summer storm ( Elrond/ Vorohil) see up
Reunion ( Elrond/Gil-Galad )
Elrond finds his king and lover again, after working for Celebrimbor for a while
Enyalië ( Celebrìan/ Elrond)
Elrond masturbates to the memory of his wife after she sailed
Trauma bonding (Adar/ Mirdania) (3 chapters, complete)
Cathartic encounter between two victims of Sauron's seduction , request by Valar-did-me-wrong
Deprogramming (Adar/ Elrond ) is a fic a made on a request by Marciamolitor13 on Ao3. Elrond falls hard for Adar, and tries to save him after he is taken prisoner
In defiance of death (Arondir/ Bronwyn) is a bit of stolen time before the battle begins, for Arondir and Bronwyn's first time together
Echoes of Tinuviel (Elrond/ Annatar)
cw rape/ non con, Elrond does his best to bind Annatar to his human/elf form
The first night of the rest of their lives (Elrond/ Celebrian) is a reunion pwp in Valinor between Elrond and his wife
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norsevvy · 4 months ago
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making a quick masterpost of my prodigal son fics!! hopefully will be editing this with more in the near future >:)
describe the way the sun hit - https://archiveofourown.org/works/61672414 [finished | oneshot | brightwell | mutual pining | malcolm LOVES her]
It's clear and sunny out. He's sure that was the only reason Gil hadn't exiled him specifically to his apartment. Malcolm doesn't mind — he prefers being outside on days like these. It helps get him out of his head. She helps, too. Arguably more than a million sunny days with a suspicious lack of clouds.
(or, malcolm bright deeply adores dani powell)
you were a miracle, i was just holding your space - https://archiveofourown.org/works/62520433 [finished | oneshot | pre-canon | gil/jessica | miserable </3]
“Gil, please,” Jessica murmurs, her voice hardly above a whisper. She isn’t crying, though she doesn’t look like she’s completely free of it happening again. “This is what you do, I know. But please,” she whispers. “I can’t take this.�� He’s quiet for a handful of seconds, watching as Jessica opens and closes her mouth, shaking her head. “This guilt, it’s—it’s eating me alive,” she whispers. “I can’t handle it. Please. Not tonight.” “Okay,” Gil says back, keeping his own voice soft. “What do you need from me?” “I don’t know,” Jessica says, simply. “Nothing you’d be willing,” she adds on. “I don’t know why I bother calling,” Jessica mutters, her gaze suddenly dipping down, drifting away from him. “It’s never you. You’re always—you understand. You’re the good part of it all. It’s just me,” she murmurs. “I suppose I’m terrible at being guilty, too.” “Not sure about that,” Gil offers. “I think you’ve got that down better than anyone else I’ve met.” Jessica laughs, shaking her head. “I suppose it’s something of a talent.”
(or, a look into gil and jessica's early relationship)
never been better -https://archiveofourown.org/works/61983073/chapters/158501161 [wip | 2/? chapters | brightwell | light angst (not the focus)]
“So do you,” Dani shoots back. “You like pain.” Malcolm hums, decidedly not answering that. “Still haven’t been shot twice and stabbed thrice, Detective Powell.” “I didn’t seek this out,” Dani scoffs, almost sounding offended. “You were two steps behind me. This wasn’t for fun.” “I know,” Malcolm assures her, glancing over his shoulder at the sound of sirens. “Hey. Your bus has arrived,” he turns back to beam at her. “If they ask, it was all me keeping you awake.” Dani laughs, her eyes narrowing immediately. “Those bedside manners,” she drawls out, tilting her head with a playful half-smile. “You gotta work on those. You are really bad at this.” “I’d like for this to not be an everyday sort of thing,” Malcolm suggests, glancing back over his shoulder. He’s been restless the entire time, but it’s suddenly surging again. He can feel himself starting to lose his mind a bit, the urge to yell at the paramedics to come over here faster burning a hole in his brain. “You and me both,” Dani mutters, shifting a little. “Alright. Get me up.”
(or, dani gets shot. malcolm's insistent on being there for the whole ride)
working on it -https://archiveofourown.org/works/60898588/chapters/155560459 [wip | 1/? chapters | brightwell | developing friendship / relationship]
Dani isn't a good friend, and neither is Malcolm Bright. It works. They work well enough. She doesn’t know how to be a friend or to have a friend, especially not a “friend” like Bright. Dani doesn’t mind him, and it’s clear enough that he doesn’t mind her. Whatever they have is unconventional, just like everything else about Bright. It’s all unconventional, he’s unconventional, this entire whatever between them is ridiculous, and Dani likes it. She’s sure half of it has to stem from the fact that she thrives in environments like this. Any place that’s out of the norm is a good enough place for her. Comfortability and stability are two words that Dani rarely shares a space with. The ever-changing everything with Malcolm Bright works well for her. She’s used to this. The warm familiarity is where things start getting uncomfortable for her. Bright's good at keeping that all very much so at bay.
(or, dani isn't good at friends. bright's even worse. they make it work well enough)
canary islands -https://archiveofourown.org/works/62801314/chapters/160786252 [wip | 1/2 chapters | brightwell | awkward, Painful confessions that aren't even romantic]
“I’m pretty clear on the fundamentals of birthdays,” Bright helpfully tells her, though Dani isn’t sure if she’s choosing to believe him or not. “Can I see it?” “Not in the stairwell,” Dani tells him. “Your apartment is literally ten seconds away at most. You can handle ten seconds, Bright.” “You don’t know that for sure,” Bright musess. “There could be a sudden, freak accident. Falling down several flights of stairs is no joke, Detective. Maybe a car could come flying in and hit me.” Dani laughs, not fully meaning to. “We’re two flights up. You think a car can get that much air just to take you down? No, wait,” Dani interrupts herself, “You think a car is purposefully hunting you,” she decides. “Not quite,” Bright offers, his eyes sparkling, catching in the light flooding through the window behind her. “I’m not exactly implying that a car is hunting me. It’s just a potential theory of a freak accident that would mean we don’t make it to my apartment door in ten seconds. It’s been ten seconds, by the way,” Bright says, a smile tugging at his lips. “Fifteen, actually. To be exact. Sixteen, now.”
(or, dani and malcolm celebrate his birthday)
spruce - https://archiveofourown.org/works/61138180 [finished | oneshot | brightwell | fondness against all odds]
“Gil has made the executive order that I have to get little trees. And that I must be accompanied,” Dani adds, rolling her eyes again. She had been pissed when he made that rule, though she never minded JT and Tally coming out with her. “So. Here we are.” When she looks back at Bright, he's grinning so wide that it has to hurt. “What?” Dani asks, laughing a little. “Nothing!” Bright laughs back, ducking his head. “Nothing at all. I just can't believe that I'm on babysitting duty this time around,” he says, grinning even harder at her. “That's all.” “It is not babysitting,” Dani scoffs, glaring at him. She can't quite stomp down her smile. “You know what?” She starts, grinning at the vaguely fearful look written all over Bright's face. “You can go sit in the car.” Bright immediately pouts at her, and Dani can only roll her eyes at how hard he's pretending to be upset. “I'm not doing that,” he announces. “It's almost Christmas. Where's your holiday spirit?” “Hm, I dunno,” Dani offers, arching an eyebrow at him. “Do you usually get visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past?”
(or, dani and bright go christmas tree hunting)
marvelous - https://archiveofourown.org/works/60823024 [finished | oneshot | brightwell | grocery shopping because good god malcolm bright]
“Listen,” Bright immediately starts, a very obvious fake tone of indignance in his voice. Dani can see him fighting a smile — the corners of his lips keep turning upwards. “It's not my fault, okay? Serial killer father, remember?” “Yeah, no, I remember,” Dani helpfully assures him. “I don't exactly think that's an excuse for this, though.” “Oh, no, it is,” Bright equally helpfully assures her back. Dani can't help but roll her eyes at him all over again. “I think it's a good excuse for practically everything. A serial killer father tends to do more damage to your psyche than you'd think. My trauma surrounding boxed pancake mix is not to be understated, Detective Powell.” Dani laughs, ducking her head when she does. She can't help but grin at him, raising an eyebrow. “You're trying out jokes again?” “Depends,” Bright says, beaming back. “Was that a pity laugh?”
(or, dani and bright go grocery shopping)
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😟 Who's Really the Sorriest Doctor?
When we think of an apologetic Doctor, the 10th Doctor immediately leaps to mind. But is he really the most apologetic incarnation? Here's a number crunch of all the times the Doctor has apologised ...
These are from televised episodes/telemovie only, using keywords like 'sorry,' 'apologise,' and 'apology.' Retracted apologies or those used for clarification haven't been included. Episodes counted in serials for classic era. And of course, there's not guarantee how many of these were genuine apologies ...
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Key Observations
Most Apologetic Doctor (By Average): The 15th Doctor takes the crown with a whopping 4.67 apologies per episode. Though, given his short stint so far, there's still plenty of time for that to change.
The Usual Suspects: The 10th Doctor, unsurprisingly, ranks high with 2.79 apologies per episode. But the 11th and 13th Doctors nudge him aside with averages of 3.09 and 3.16, respectively.
Not So Sorry?: The 1st Doctor had a measly 0.70 apologies per episode. Grumpy and not in the least bit sorry about it.
The Rise of Remorse: There's a clear trend of increasing apologies as we move through the modern era. Recent incarnations (10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, and 15th) seem to be getting more in touch with their feelings.
The Sorriest of Them All: The Tenth Doctor might not be the sorriest on average, but with 145 total apologies, he's got the highest raw number of sorries.
Companion-Driven Apologies: Some Doctors apologise more depending on their companions. For instance, the 12th Doctor's high apology rate coincided with Clara and less so for Bill.
If you like data, you'll like this.
Whoniverse Facts for Friday by GIL
Any orange text is educated guesswork or theoretical. More content ... →📫Got a question? | 📚Complete list of Q+A and factoids →📢Announcements |🩻Biology |🗨️Language |🕰️Throwbacks |🤓Facts → Features: ⭐Guest Posts | 🍜Chomp Chomp with Myishu →🫀Gallifreyan Anatomy and Physiology Guide (pending) →⚕️Gallifreyan Emergency Medicine Guides →📝Source list (WIP) →📜Masterpost If you're finding your happy place in this part of the internet, feel free to buy a coffee to help keep our exhausted human conscious. She works full-time in medicine and is so very tired 😴
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leavethemtorot · 1 year ago
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VK Masterpost
This will be updated with new characters as needed, but holds all current characters
Canon
Harriet Hook
Sammy Smee
Big Murph
Jade of Agrabah
Diego de Vil
Harry Badun
Jace Badun
Squeaky Smee
Squirmy Smee
Uma Triskelion
Harry Hook
Gil LeGume
Bonny Callahan
Claudine Frollo
Desiree Marinos
Jonas Marinos
Gonzo
Clay Clayton
Mal
Jay of Agrabah
Carlos de Vil
Evie Metternich
Freddie Facilier
Celia Facilier
Junior LeGume
Gast LeGume
CJ Hook
Eddie Balthazar
Maddy Mim
Yzla
Zevon
Reza of Agrabah
Anthony Tremaine
Dizzy Tremaine
Ginny Gothel
Rick Ratcliffe
Hermie Bing
Lefou Deux
Red Hearts
Widely Accepted Fanon
Marya Rasputin
Ivy de Vil
Hunter de Vil
Original
Heimir Westergaard
Hawise Angevin
Gale LeGume
Sage Snoops
Maddox Dobbs
Abigail Callaghan
Hart Bing
Clancy Muntz
Maitland Mim
Maggie Mim
Elias Westergaard
Silver Tóth
Cedar Muntz
Mila Tóth
Arthur Mim
Gwen Mim
Shan Huang
Agatha Frollo
Rosa Hearts (credit to @panthera-tigris-venenata )
Hou Jia
Zhu Rong
Vladivoj Hearts (credit to @panthera-tigris-venenata )
Jared Hearts (credit to @panthera-tigris-venenata )
Kazimíra Hearts (credit to @panthera-tigris-venenata )
Mečislav(a) Hearts (credit to @panthera-tigris-venenata )
Emmerich Metternich
Miloš Rasputin
Dior Traviss
Su Tsui
Yan Chiu
Knox
Knix
Laura Rourke
Lizzy Balthazar
Bernadette Sykes
Ripley Callaghan
Myf Mim
Macaulay Mim
Mickey Mim
Maeve Mim
Leighton Rourke
Malvina Mim
Malcolm Mim
Desi Tremaine
Bella Tremaine
Davinia Tremaine
Dixie Tremaine
Dodie Tremaine
Mars Mim
Haze Bing
Siv Stabbington
Blakely Sykes
Henry Plantagenet
Emmit Blakeslee
Meade Mim
Michelle Mim
Gene LeGume
Tiitus Westergaard
Esteban de la Cruz
Whitney Sykes
Levi Beck
Hadley Bing
Gustave LeGume
Alex Plantagenet
Collin Muntz
Iolanthe Mim
Blodwen Mim
Myrddin Mim
Magnus Mim
Monet Mim
Mallory de Vil
Kennedy de Vil
Lucia Clark
Rosie Angevin
Gloria Gothel
Gabriella Gothel
Gaia Gothel
Gisela Gothel
Harvey Snoops
Åse Stabbington
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reptil-enjoyer · 2 years ago
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Everything that Heath has ever done in all of the G1, including webisodes, movies, videogames and comics
This is a VERY long post, a 20 page long document, containing 9400 words of information, kinda like a masterpost but it doesnt have links to other posts
also this can and probably is weirdly writen, english is my second lenguage (Spanish version here)
(Blinkie taken from here)
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Heath Burns
The document (Because i am insane)
Wiki and extra facts
Heath Burns is a 2010-introduced and all-around character. Being a young fire elemental, Heath still is in the process of learning to control his powers and he suffers no less for it than his environment. Fear, excitement, or just a moment of absentmindedness is enough to pass his flames on to where he no longer controls them. It does not help that Heath himself is impulsive and impatient and has limited regard for others' wellbeing, meaning that his fire isn't even required for him to be the cause of chaos. Students and teachers alike are on guard if Heath is involved, which is necessary, but nonetheless hurts him because it means any effort to grow out of his habits is met with demoralizing skepticism. Heath likes to think of himself as the "guys want to be me, girls want to date me"-type, neither of which he actually is.
Age: 15 years olds
The following things are wrote in first person as if Heath had written it
Freaky Flaw: I have a slight self-control issue, causing me to accidentally burst into flames at the worst possible times. My dad also says that my attention span is so short that, Hey! What was that?
Favorite Activity: I love playing video games because I always get to be the hero, and if I make a mistake, I can hit the reset button.
Favorite subject: Physical Deaducation. I can show my crazy athletic skills in front of the ghouls. But in another bit of info he says that his favourite subject is Music, since he’s an “avid guitar player” (He isn’t)
Least Favorite Subject: Mad Science. It's not that I don't like the subject, but there are many distractions in the classroom. But he also says that “Any class when I don’t get to sit next to a scary-cute ghoul” in another bit of info
Favorite color: Red and Yellow
Best Friends: Clawd Wolf & Deuce Gorgon
Extra-scare-icular activities: Track team
He also considers as friends, and therefore spends time with them: Manny Taur, Slo Mo, Gil Webber, Hoodude Voodoo and Kjersti Trollson (online).
Despite the fact that Heath is a pain magnet and Hoodude(15) is the same, except that he transmits pain to other people close to him, Hoodude and Heath get together from time to time and get along well.
Kjersti Trollson(14), met Heath online, through the internet and through video games, and the two have been close ever since, despite Heath's surprise to discover that she was a girl, which is a delicate matter for Kjersti. Despite this, he respects his loudmouth personality and recognizes him as a skilled player. She considers him one of her best friends during her time at Monster High.
Slo Mo (17) doesn't seem to have much of a problem with Heath's antics
Manny (16) had no friends during his bully days, but today he considers Heath his best friend.
Deuce (16): Best Friends (below is when they first met, written from Heath's perspective)
Buddies for Life
Mom’s always telling me to clean up the mess in my room, and I always answer that there’s a place for everything, and everything’s in its place. She says it’s only true when the said place is the floor. While tidying up, I found an old picture of summer camp. I don’t remember these holidays being exactly fun until Deuce came along. I guess it’s because I only ran into trouble. It was harder back then than it is today to control my flames. I don’t if it was being expelled from archery practice for setting the arrows on fire (I still shot the target with them) or maybe because I set the rope on fire while practicing knots, but I manage to scare away the instructors as well as the other campers from day one. I was wondering what to expect from the rest of my stay. That’s when the new guy walked into the cabin. He had snakes instead of hair and weird sunglasses attached to his head, so they didn’t fall off. He said, “Hey dude! Wanna give me a tour?”. From that moment on, Deuce and I became best buds. I did run into more trouble after that, but Deuce was still there once the smoke cleared out.
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Jackson (16) doesn't have him as a friend, neither does Holt, just as a family member (I mean, Heath doesn't have them as friends either, but come on man)
Clawd (17) says that he doesn't have best friends directly, but he does mention that he usually spends more time with Heath because of different sports activities since they're both on most of the school teams
In the Monster High books, Heath is not related to the Jekylls/Hydes at all; however he does have an older sister, Harmony Burns.
In 2020, it was confirmed that Heath may be a part of the LGBTQIA+ community as Garrett on his Instagram account stated that he likes/flirts with anyone (HE’S PAN I SWEAR TO GOD) (I am projecting there)
Heath usually prefers to dress in a way that isn't too showy, thinking he might envy the other boys and students at Monster High, but he still likes to look cool (Even if that means using the same outfit in the entire series lmao)
“Attention Chaperones!
Thank you for volunteering your Valentine's Day to watch over our student body ball. While our students are known for displaying exemplary behavior, select monsters should be given an extra caring eye to prevent any mischief.
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Heath Burns – known for heating up. Chaperones will be issued a fire extinguisher in the form of a corsage to help douse any situations that flame up.”
During a recent Creative Conjuring Class, we were challenged with writing a personal essay exploring inner thoughts of self. Heads turned towards me instantly. No one thinks I can be serious; Ghouls laugh at me when I try and ask them out; teachers always blame me for pranks. Well, the truth is I am a very serious monster, with a lot of deep feelings. To set the record straight, so to speak, I decided to publish my essay (which got an A by the way). Breathe fire all you want, because I'm proud of who I am.
WHO AM I? The Monster Inside.
By Heath Burns
It's hard out there for a mildly funny prankster. Most monsters deal with the same questions of self – who am I? What do I want in un-life? Even some of my closest monsters wonder who I am, and to be honest, many times so do I. It leads me to ask, can one ever truly know the real monster inside? Or is un-life just a continuous hunt to find purpose to feed the soul? I know that one thing that truly feeds me is my passion for fun, but no one seems to get the humor in my punch lines. The hardest part is being tormented by the feeling that no monster will ever truly understand me.
Most times, I just feel completely misunderstood. On the outside, I'm Heath Burns – class clown and UHHHn-defeated prankster! It's an external personae – everyone has one. Don't get me wrong, I love to laugh and practical jokes really are my forte, but occasionally a monster just wants to mellow out and have a serious convo with the pretty ghoul from Biteology class. Unfortunately, most monsters don't let me express my sensitive side, because they expect a joke at every turn. Since I’m a pro, I always give my audience what they expect – but sometimes it can be a total buzz kill.
That being said, the Heath Burns lifestyle is one awesome ride! I am who I am, and that's all I want or need to be. Monsters may think they have my personality pegged, but they're dead wrong. I am strong, unique and totally the beast guy to have around when you’re in need of a gut busting laugh. But I'm also caring and creative – so don't forget you should never judge a clown by his worst joke.
I am myself, I am unique and I am a freakishly awesome monster!
Abbey and Heath to Slice Out the Competition
December 03, 2012
Winter sports season is finally in full swing now that the Monster X-Games championship is set to take place in less than a month's time. With student bodies Abbey Bominable and Heath Burns preparing to freeze out their opposition as a fierce duo this year, the competition is bound to heat up quickly.
Given Abbey's fervor for snowboarding, we imagine we'll see some wickedly good tricks on the monster pipe while Heath is expected to melt the ice during the Beast Trick round. Rumors are also spreading about a synchronized ski competition for the pair. How did the two get wrangled into sharing the competition? Gil says Heath practically burst into flames at the chance to spend a little one-on-one time with Abbey.
No matter what the reason for their matchup, monsters everywhere are screaming in excitement over the possibilities. These super athletes are sure to put on a creeperific show this winter.
Heath Burns: I have a burning crush on the coolest ghoul in school, but I'm not sure she knows I'm alive. I don't want to declare my love if she doesn't feel the same way. How can I get her to notice me?
C.A. Cupid: Love is worth the risk. You must tell her how you feel. Even if her initial response is icy, your re-hot feeling may melt her heart
Series/Webisodes
Volume 1           
This would be the first time we see him (I think his actual presentation would be New Ghoual @ School, the first movie). He´s shown talking to background characters mostly, first year in high school maybe? Or second year of highchool but he just moved to Monster High, I say this because Draculaura calls him “new guy”.
He’s trying to give a good impression, but in a “hey guys I’m cool” way
He´s immature, at least compared to the other manster, he´s a year younger than the rest
He´s shown trying to flirt with Frankie one time (This does not work for him btw)
Draculaura flirts with him first, I would guess they have a date that went really wrong off camera, because in later episodes Draculaura is shown to really dislike him lol
He has a really big ego when it comes to sports, like, he truly believes he´s the best in them (I like to think that this because they´re one of the only things he´s always been good at, compared to his other classes). He even says that some sports shouldn’t be for girls (BY THE WAY, WHAT THE FUCK WITH THAT?? LIKE??? HUH??? THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY SUBJECT HE ACTS LIKE THIS)
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Volume 2
He really wants to go with Draculaura to that prom, dance?? (I don’t know what’s it’s called honestly), but Draculaura doesn´t want to go with him. If you think about it, this may be because she was the only person who first approached him in a good way; so maybe Heath thought Draculaura wouldn't turn him down. The way he insists her isn't cool tho, and it takes calling Clawd to threaten him so he stops.
He isn´t angry with Clawd afterwards tho, Heath actually doesn´t appear in the “prom” later in the episode, so he really didn´t have anyone else to go with
He´s good friends with Gil! He helps him get the courage to tell his parents what he has with Lagoona.
He doesn't have the best relationship with Jackson?, he doesn't treat him badly in front of him, and he even is shown to repeatedly spend time with him, but it's quite clear that for some reason he doesn't want Jackson to be in Monster High (Heath only acts like this during this volume tho)
He’s included in the friend group of the ghouls, but I think this is mostly because he´s spends time with Deuce, Gil and Jackson, since the ghouls constantly don’t want to spend time with him
By the way, this is important to me, but Heath has only been shown to be attracted to the physical appearance of people, and tends to act quickly on those feelings, trying to flirt with the background girls (They don’t like him tho). I like to think he’s in some part of the aromantic spectrum because of this (Demiro maybe?)
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Volume 3
He’s shown spending waaaayy more time with Manny ( :/ )
The times he's rude with others it’s really because he's like really honest. This guy does not realize that what he is saying is rude to others and may hurt them
He flirts with Abbey like a lot, and Abbey is shown to at least find him funny
Saying this again, but every time he develops a short crush with a girl its purely a physical attraction and not a romantic one, I think the fisrt time he actually wants to be in a more serious thing is whith Abbey, but he also takes  a lot of time to even realize this
All of his friends would blame him for any type of fire related accident, like they wouldn’t even think about it
He really helps Frankie in that New Year episode where she stops time, like totally platonic, friend helping another friend thing
HE’S A GAMER, I KNOW THIS IS SAID BEFORE IN THE WIKI PART, BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS IS SHOWN IN THE SERIES
He really cares about his friends lives (yes, I am talking about the ghouls in this), and he tries to warn them thay they could be in danger, but literally nobody takes him seriously
He’s scared by Jhonny Spirit lol
Talking about Hoodude he’s shown to be rude with him in a singular episode, but I suppose he apologized afterwards. Since later in the volume they’re shown to be on good terms and Heath does not get angry with him if he accidentally hurts him
HE’S SCARED OF AN OLD TYPREWRITER???? I DON’T KNOW (Yes this was funny enough for me to type it)
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Volume 4
He’s shown way less
He’s a fan of Catty Noir lol
He tends to get lunch with Hoodude x)
He’s in more sports than before, Maybe he just signs up for every sport in the school (except swimming)
He spends more time with Manny :(
He helps or is in the art club as a model!
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Volume 5
He almost never appears in this volume
He’s speaking with Manny in the interchange episode and he doesn’t appear much during that arc, so I guess went to Greece with Manny?? Completely guessing here
He wants to be a vampire in the Casta Frierce episode lol
When he goes to that party he doesn’t go with a formal outfit or anything, he just shows up with his normal everyday outfit, this thing he does it in almost every single party episode btw. He’s shown dancing with Jinafire btw!
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Volume 6
He appears three times literally
In the arc of the circus thingy, he appears in the background with a different t-shirt and cooking some sausages with a stick, he literally doesn’t do anything more
And the other time he appears it’s when he some books fall on top of him when he’s searching for something in his locker
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Extra episodes
He’s actually cheering on the casketball team instead of playing with them
And he went to the beach, he’s shown to spend time with Hoodude talking together, and he also plays with Clawd a bit.
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Movies
New Ghoul at School
Appears using his cellphone in the background
HE TRIES TO FLIRT WITH FRANKIE AS HIS FIRST INTERACTION???
When Deuce tells him to stop he ignores him and keeps trying to flirt with Frankie
Deuce Stones him for not stopping and he takes his statue with him as he leaves
And the end he appears dancing with Draculaura
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Fright On:
He's at the mall with this half-goat guy, those from Greek mythology, I think they’re called satyr?? Faun Boy??? Whatever
He likes Iris and Scarah for their appearances
He sits beside Jackson in one scene, I think he waves hello to Manny
He doesn´t like the science class, maybe because it’s more of a wait around class than anything, He invoked a small version of a Cthulhu thingy
He tried to flirt with two different vampire girls
THEY SHOWED HIM INSIDE A WATER TANK? DUDE? AS A GAME FOR THE PARTY??
He was looking at the fight between the werewolves and vampires, HE FAINTED???
At the end he tries to flirt with Gory, but a zombie ends up splashing him with water
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Why do ghouls fall in love?:
They invited him to Draculaura's birthday, he was dancing with these vampires from the previous movie (it's a dream from Draculaura btw)
Trying to pay attention to Mr. Rotter's class as far as it seems (he's struggling with the book)
Ok this doesn't make sense, but Ghoulia's computer bug makes her "perfect match" appear as Heath
HE IS SO HAPPY THAT GHOULIA IS SUPPOSEDLY HIS PERFECT MATCH; he goes and tells some friends at lunch, Gil and Lagoona tell him not to be crazy and to take the date more calmly and Heath tells them "but I'm her perfect partner, right? I should act like always". Deuce seems interested in seeing how Heath treats this situation, but more in a way of waiting for Heath to fuck up
He accidentally burned a book while trying to flirt Ghoulia :(
He went to look for Ghoulia to hang out with her I guess (inconvenient at the moment but it's not his fault)
Heath made a song for her :3
Heath listens to the radio show of Cupid thing but it’s because they are throwing more “hard” tips because Abbey is the one who is talking. He was in the library with Ghoulia to accompany her, he accidentally burned a book again for wanting to give it to Ghoulia
Ghoulia wasn't very happy with the things they tried so she wants to tell him to stop this thing they were doing later
Heath ends their thingy with Ghoulia first, seeing that a serious relationship is not for him (and that it wasn't working out), but he still asks Ghoulia if she doesn't get mad about this or anything, because she still worries about their friendship. Ghoulia tells him that there is no problem, Heath then goes to go with flirt again with the girls
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Escape from skull shores:
He’s back in those water tanks from attraction parks
Why is he so egocentric in this?? He just told this skeleton guy to use the muscles when he clearly doesn't have them (mocking him) and telling Howleen that girls can't throw? What the hell? He didn’t act like since Volume 1
He deserved that Howleen threw him inside the water, but why the hell did the water had piranhas inside of it????
Heath laughs at the destruction of public space (arson win) lol
Heath runs off to recess along with Manny
He is afraid of the circus performer
He’s standing there watching each other kill each other on the roof lol
I think he was talking to operetta??? On the island at the end
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Friday Night Frights
He's on the skating team
previous season of the sport as of now
Substitute for the team along with Manny, calls the gargoyles fools
Makes fun of the other team as he skates too
They lost the thing? I don’t remember right now. Manny almost kills him because he pushes him. Heath is really sad about their team losing. He's disappointed when Clawd says he's canceling the next season of the sport
He’s watching at that thing to see who could make the new players for the team
He doesn't pay much attention when a werewolf says that a girl shouldn't be teaching guys about the sport, but he does laugh at another's guy joke about the same thing
Surprised by Lagoona's abilities!
He doesn't say anything to Lagoona when she says he wants to join the team, but he seems confused. When Frankie asks why Manny doesn't want to play with girls, Heath replies "because it's a man's sport, it's sacred! It's tradition."
Manny says that they are not going to make the team then, Heath goes along with the idea, and he says "well see ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!" And then if  tells them good luck putting together a team without men
He went to see (along with Clawd and Manny) the first tournament of the season, obviously to make fun of the ghouls; he’s carrying a camera to record them lol
He laughs at the Ghouls the next day (along with literally all the other guys)
Do I have to keep saying that he continues to make fun of the girls along with Manny? He’s still carrying the camera by the way. Operetta tells them to like, get lost or something
He went to watch the games together with Manny, obviously to record when the girls lost, but when he sees that the girls are using other strategies and are going ahead pf the other team, he is surprised and applauds them (puts the camera down)
He doesn’t appear in the next game
In the next game he’s cheering them on with the rest of the school
Heath and Manny apologize to the girls, admitting they were jerks
He’s was talking to Rochelle about the matches I guess :3
Next game/final game he’s on the cheer squad to cheer them on :3 (He accidentally burns the pompom)
He was about to kill the gargoyles for/because of the shield (I don’t remember what this refers to)
He was going to record them when they were celebrating, Manny then pushes him and Heath ends up crashing into Clawd
Passage of time to the next season of the sport this (aka the time when the movie starts)
He’s playing in the team again <3
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Ghouls rule:
He fell asleep in the movie that they’re playing in class for Halloween :3
He said he failed history once, saying it was because he accidentally burned the book and couldn't study. When he says this he accidentally burns his book, Abbey puts out the burned book before anything else catches fire (for some reason everyone laughs at him?)
He was going to laugh at the pumpkins set as a threat, inadvertently activating the trap. Abbey shields him from being hurt and Heath thanks her.
They make fun of him (Manny and the rest of random guys) because Abbey saved him??? He gets really sad about this. Especially because the first one who laughs at him is Manny
In the Ms. Bloodgood room he sits next to Frankie, separated from Manny
He seems happy or interested with the meeting for Halloween that Cleo organizes
He tries to help Abbey not to drop a book on her head, it goes wrong and he ends up colliding with the locker, the book falls on his head and he sets it on fire. ABBEY AND LAGGONA DON'T EVEN ASK HIM IF IHE’S OKAY?? UH????? I GUESS??????
He takes some time to even recognize the secret greeting for the thing that Cleo is organizing, frustrating (I think) Clawd and ending up saying out loud what the greeting was for. He ends up crashing into another locker
He’s really interested in like, pulling a prank on the humans
He looks confused/concerned at Jackson when he shows up
Follow the rest with the idea that Holt should go instead of Jackson :(
He's super interested in pulling this prank on the humans (repeating myself here), He’s even carrying one rotten egg for the prank, I think he's the only one who took something like that? I have to say that he's probably good with basketball tricks because he does those kinds of tricks with this egg and he does it really well.
Manny gets mad at him for this?
Clawd tells him to be careful and Heath looks at him somewhat disappointed, telling him to have some confidence in him.
Holt bumps into him and makes Heath drop the egg, he tries to catch it but trips over a stone and can’t, he gets really sad about this
CLAWD TELLS HIM "I TOLD YOU SO" YOU SON OF A BITCH IT WASN'T HIS FAULT (Sorry I got angry in here)
Holt flashes a flashlight into Heath eyes/face to get him to hurry up
Disappointed that someone already did a graffiti in the human school before them, but says it's a much better job than what they were going to do
He runs fast! (Although it is obvious, in the series he was part of the track team)
He hides with Manny in a place of dishes/pots, when he sees that they weren't caught he gets excited and sets himself on fire, I think it's Manny who ends up breaking the place because Heath doesn't move from where he was sitting
Confused when he joins the rest to see that they are accusing Holt
He does not put up much resistance for this human party idea, he seems surprised actually
He wants to dance with Abbey at the party but he couldn’t.
He doesn't even want to be close to that blonde girl, he makes a scared face when she talks to him
When eating a spicy food (Abbey stops him before, telling him that they are too spicy, but he eats it anyway, saying that he was going to resist) he doesn't resist?? I guess?? For comedy factor?? He sets himself on fire, revealing that he is indeed a monster and inadvertently so are his friends. Abbey tries to put it out but Heath keeps running until he can put out the fire with a bucket of water.
Seems ready to fight with the humans when discovered
He tries to "protect" Abbey when they have to escape from the police, but while running he slips on a puddle and Abbey ends up helping him
He’s biting his nails when the Ms. Bloodgood is scolding them, maybe he does it when he is nervous?
He’s laying on the desk during detention until Frankie talks. He replies that he thinks it's cool that Holt had done the graffiti.
Has a “the fuck” face as he listens to Cleo complaining
I think he was talking to Toralei?
I think he's saying "awesome" when Cleo lies about Holt pulling those pranks
Tells Cleo the she should tell Holt everyone has his back
Tries to get Abbey out of detention, obviously doesn't do anything of what he says when the professor swings a dagger at his face, saying he has to go (Abbey seeing this says that Heath is "obviously" not part of the plan)
I'm saying it now, but Heath has no reaction when Holt takes the punishment of being killed. WHICH MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE HE'S HIS FUCKING COUSIN MAYBE HE SHOULD REACT??? LIKE DUDE
Help with the plan to get the humans into the hall, to get their attention he taunts them and makes sure he's set on fire to light the way for the humans; I think he laughs nervously
He's really happy about the things that Abbey can do. When he sees that the ice statue is going to fall on top of him, he throws a ball of fire at it to melt it (I think it's one of the few times he does something like that?) He ends up going out dancing with Abbey thanks to this
After dancing with Abbey help the bullies (those blonde guys that look like jocks) to roast some marshmallows in his heads, I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT HE'S SITTING IN A BABYGIRL  POSE OK I DON'T KNOW (gay?!¡?????!?!!!)
He’s good at sliding down rails?? With only his feet?? Cool??
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Scaris City of frights:
Had a turn at the fashion show that Clawdeen organized at school, He’s so excited to participate (along with Deuce and Clawd)
Toralei's (fucking asshole) wants to humiliate Clawdeen (and Heath) changing the outfit he had to wear for the show
He is quite nervous about going out with the dress, he still does what he can (as he himself says) to wear it
Heath helps Ghoulia carry her scooter, which he has a hard time carrying, but manages in the end. Clawd and Deuce laugh at him for this??
He is so happy to be able to spend time with Deuce and Clawd! He literally says that "there is no better fun than with friends" and wants to high-five Deuce and Clawd, they look at him confused/disgusted and leave him standing there. Heath is confused as to why they left him hanging/ignored.
Heath tells Clawd that well, Draculaura is in the city of love, and in his case he would be jealous (Heath is always this very sincere without really wanting to hurt his friends feelings) he asks for a high five back to Clawd, and Deuce freeze him for this (Since Clawd gets sad and Heath doesn’t notices)
He’s so glad that for once he’s told that he was right about something. He literally tells Clawd not to worry, that it's not going to happen like last time (Valentine) and that Draculaura wouldn't left him for another dude.
He doesn't seem very convinced that Clawd is going to ask Cupid for help.
Clawd just says thanks to Deuce for going with him to Scaris. He then SARCASTICALLY says thanks to Heath for coming, literally telling him afterwards "I didn't want you to come though" (I think at least that what he says in Spanish)
Heath tells him that he wouldn't miss an opportunity to skip school. I KNOW HE’S IGNORING THE OTHER COMMENT I KNOW; that or he doesn’t understand sarcasm?
He was almost killed by a gargoyle on the airplane
Says "I miss girls who speak my language" when he arrives in Scaris lmao (in difference as Deuce and Clawd say that their miss Cleo and Draculaura)
I think he stopped for a second to see the mural that Ghoulia was doing
Doesn't stop Clawd from talking to a mime lmao
Gives money to Ghoulia's monkey!!!
He’s tired of looking for the ghouls; He does not seem very convinced to go to the catacombs to look for them as indicated by Clawd
Heath is lighting up the way for the boys to go through the catacombs
He's not like, very happy to see/find the girls compared to Clawd and Deuce
He kicks down a door!! He took it out from melting the sides from where it is connected to the wall; and did this only using one finger like a blowtorch!!
Clawdeen slams the door on him AND DOES NOT APOLOGIZE
He doesn't even complain about being squashed with the door :(
He asks sadly if anyone missed him, no one answers him, except Abbey with a "maybe me, very little" AND HEATH GETS TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS; respects Abbey when she tells him not to push
HE FIXED ROCHELLE'S CAR BY THE WAY I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BUT HE FIXED A FUCKING CAR. He's really proud of this by the way
I don't know why but when he goes with Abbey on a scooter he cannot accommodate/sit well on it
TRALEI DID THE SAME THING AGAIN, TO HUMILLIATE HIM IN FRONT OF THW CROWD AND UUUAHUDSF
KING, KING SLAY, COME ON HEATH GOD I LOVE YOU, KNOW IT IS HARD FOR YOU TO WEAR MORE FEMININE CLOTHES BUT YOU DID IT KING. By the way, he accidentally falls at the end of the catwalk.
He is so proud I adore him
He tells Clawdeen that the speech she made was beautiful, and asks for a high-five, Clawdeen is the only one who returns it, when he does, he says "about time! :D"
He falls off the catwalk again and they laugh at him
In the photos he accidentally burns a bird lol
Uh that weird end part of the movie
He says that girls do magic to fit all the clothes they wear in their baggage
He was talking to Deuce when Frankie gives him a bag. He says "I don't want to be seen carrying this girly bag like this" Which ok doesn't make sense because he says this after walking a fashion runway in a skirt??
He wants to flirt with Jinafire??
In Heath's defense, he didn't know the book was alive.
He asks Deuce if Jinafire is interested in him and Deuce literally replies that "you're imagining things" and he's goes to flirt with her anyway
HE WAS RUN OVER BY ELEPHANTS???
In the hot air balloons, he accidentally burns the rope for trying to flirt with Jinafire
He is not used to cold places and is shown to be almost freezing, unlike dragons like Jinafire he is capable of generating fire at any altitude/temperature
He says "that's amazing" when the book goes away again lmao
He is the only one helping to move the car
He’s also not good in desert places? He’s itchy
Help Ghoulia flee in Transylvania
Is he the only one paddling????? In the middle of the ocean?? They were eaten by a sea serpent
He has a confused face with what Jinafire says about the book.
(I just realized that he is wearing flip flops lmao)
THE BOOK THROWS ITSELF INTO HIM AND I THINK PUSHES HIM?
He accidentally set the balloon on fire but it worked anyway
HE HAS A CONCERNED FACE WHEN CLAWDEEN TALKS TO THE BOOK LMAO
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13 wishes:
He wants to participate in "Die Trying" along with Clawd and Manny; Right now he's recording what Clawd was doing. The camera breaks because water fell on it but it's not his fault
The next time he accidentally burns the camera because he got excited
Seems confused that he's being put on the show because of Howleen's wish but doesn't complain or anything
He presents himself as flirtatious in the show
Happy/excited to be able to participate!
The next time you see him, he's already half worried about the feat they have to do, but he's still happy
He's the first to notice and tell Manny and Clawd that he's tired of the show (he seems nervous that they'll call him a coward for this but they don't).
He doesn't even want to participate anymore but he is obliged by the one host of the show
He gets to the point of hiding in garbage cans so he doesn't have to participate, saying it's humiliating; although he says "no, I swear I'm not afraid of the contest" although he is literally hiding so as not to participate, just like Manny and Clawd
Deuce asks them what the hell they are doing in the garbage cans, when he answers Deuce he ends up being found by the host of the show
In the next feat he doesn't even want to be there anymore, half-jokingly says that "we could do it with our hands tied behind our backs" to encourage Clawd and Manny but the host takes this as recommendation and does exactly that to them
The next time he is seen, he looks like shit, with a broken or sprained foot and using a medical crutch and a bruised right eye. He slips on garbage, catches fire and accidentally throws Manny and Clawd on top of him, with this he says "I should be used to this by now".
He looks surprised and confused at the host of the show, I repeat again that he doesn't want to participate anymore; Manny helps him get up btw
The next time he is seen is in the last feat, they were going to be the first to complete it until Howleen refunds (?) the wish. He was excited to be the first to win (this time they are seen they’re no longer hurt)
When they fall they end up in Monster High again, since they were shown to be almost in the middle of the ocean or something similar
He’s seen again at the party
Spectra asks them how the show went and like little assholes they lie that it wasn't a problem, Heath specifically says that "I fell asleep for most of it". Although when they see the light that illuminated them throughout the competition, they hide again
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Frights camera action:
He went to the movies with Hoodude (and Jackson I think)
He likes the protagonist of the movie hehe. When Draculaura stops to complain about the movie, Heath tells her to sit down because it's blocking his view.
Jackson gets worried when Heath sets himself on fire for saying he likes the star of the movie lmao
He doesn't seem very interested in hearing Draculaura tell the story of vampire royalty and is currently leading the way along with Clawd and Gil
When Hoodude falls it hurts Heath, this is interesting because it indicates that Hoodude must have something from Heath (I discard the idea that it was because he was closer to him, since the girls were closer to Hoodude). Heath doesn't get mad at him anyway
The next time he appears he is waving goodbye to Draculaura from the balcony along with the rest of her friends who didn't go with her
I guess when Hoodude leaves he returns what he had from Heath; or before it directly hurt only Heath for comedy factor
He's at the opening of the second movie (In universe)!! I think he was supposed to go and see it with Abbey (he's mad that Abbey sat with an actor)
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Freaky fusion:
He appears the first time at minute 53 how do you feel about that huh
He’s watching this uh theatre show, greets Frankie happily
btw his hair is on fire during the whole scene
He gets scared when this monster of Victor appears alongside the rest
HES FLABBERGHASTED??? HE THOUGHT THE MONSTER WAS PART OF THE SHOW, I???
Just when something gets thrown at his head is that he runs away and his hair burns off
He’s the first one to think "save frankie??". then he does say "lets save frankie"
in the last theathre show his fair is on fire again and he is very happy at the history/performance and :3
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Haunted:
He went to see the swimming team, apparently he says something to Clawd while they cheer
He celebrates much less than the rest of the group/school
He appears way more excited to cheer on Lagoona
When the opponent's team fails, he celebrate
He’s one of the calmest if nothing is happening
Is he sitting next to Hoodude?
He sat down next to Clawd again, he seems bored
He has Spectra blog notifications turned on
He asks Clawd if the rumor/thing it's true and goes away with Deuce before hearing an answer
He is talking to Manny and Deuce the next time he appears
He almost falls asleep on the stairs with Manny and Deuce, Manny kicks him to get him to listen to him
He kept a 😦 face when he saw the ghostly boat
He disappears I don’t know bro, runned too fast or something
He’s dancing  at the end :33
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Boo York Boo York:
He likes Catty Noir as an artist! When he hears that she is going to compose another song he tells her that it’s going to be great
HE’S DANCING WITH JINAFIRE IN CATTY'S MONTAGE??????????
He’s  in the background talking to Manny
Somehow he found Ghoulia's lab in the catacombs?? Along with Manny
Think that what Ghoulia is doing is a video game, he is playing with whatever progam Ghoulia was using
He is afraid that Professor Rotter will punish him for playing videogames but he doesn't and he ends up giving him a high five lmao
When Ghoulia needs the big screen Heath doesn't interrupt her or anything, he seems worried until Ghoulia plays the piano, where he starts to dance a little bit
When the meteorite is about to fall, he has a confused and worried face
Celebrates because Ghoulia made it
HE’S DANCING AT THE END
HE’S DANCING ABOVE A TABLE WITH CLAWD AND MANNY???? Supporting Astranova (this is at the very end)
Great scarrier reef:
HE’S PLAYING CASKETBALL WITH DEUCE :3
He looks worried at Lagoona :(
He was talking to Slo Mo and a mantis kid when Lagoona takes the phone from him, says "hey wait!" When she takes it and Heath then seems to complain
He's dancing with Clawd hehe
HE’S CHASING CLAWD??? I think they were playing something with throwing the stick?? Since Clawd was running with a stick in his mouth
Then he was talking to Clawd while they were eating the cupcakes.
HE SEEMS HAPPY WHEN LAGOONA SAYS HE DISINVITED TORALEI, he is literally the only one happy in this lmaooo
Eating the cupcakes with Clawd when Toralei and Lagoona start fighting, he seems excited at the idea of ​​them fighting with each other.
He got more worried because he dropped a cupcake lol
Helps so they don't all fall into the whirlwind, surely he did it desperate since he's lying grabbing Abbey's legs
He has a 😥 face when the girls fall into the whirlwind
He’s having lunch with Clawd when the Kraken comes to school, he had already finished lunch. He’s confused when he sees the Kraken
Has no problem fighting someone when the ghouls ask him to
Says "she doesn't look so tough haha" when Cala appears,  but he gets scared when he sees the Kraken and runs
Helps or wants to help in the plan
Does not appear after??? I don't know what he was supposed to do????
HES SLIDIN’ DOWN ONE OF THE KRAKEN ARMS AT THE POOL PARTY
He’s dancing later hehe
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Lost Movie
Apparently the first time he would appear he would be talking to Clawd and Deuce
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Comics
Hopes and Screams
the first thing that appears about him is "Heath is a good-hearted boy, but he is very clumsy and irresponsible, and always tends to cause chaos when things get a little heated"
He’s helping/supporting Clawdeen with her trendy monster segment at Monster High :3
How can I explain that he only wanted to dress fashionable to impress Abbey, BY THE WAY WHEN ABBEY APPEARS, HE GETS EXCITED AND STARTS BURNING THE POSTER BY ACCIDENT, but just a little bit
Funnily enough, these comics is the only time Heath wears another outfit outside of the circus and beach episodes and the happy 2014 one I think, he's always in his school jacket
BTW, he asks Howleen for help with the outfits so Clawdeen puts him on the blog!
This comic makes me angry against Clawdeen by the way, like she tells him he ia a “fashion disaster” AND THAT’S NOT TRUE HE LOOKS GOOD (that or I don’t have a fashion sense at all) AND HEATH REACTS LIKE IN A “:(“ WAY. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT HE TRIED 4 MORE TIMES WITH DIFFERENT OUTFITS EACH TIME
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“I don't want to have this kind of rejection Howleen!” AUAUUAGHHHHHH By the way he's having some soda I guess with Howleeen at I guess where Clawdeeen leaves the clothes
HE DOESN’T LIKE THAT OTHER PEOPLE KNOW THAT HE LIKES ABBEY LIKE NOT IN A ANGRY WAY BUT IN A AWKNARD WAY
IN FACT, IT GIVES HIM SO MUCH SHAME THAT HE CATCHES ON FIRE,
On top of that, obviously, later he's upset because what they were drinking I don't know what the hell it is but it was something thick and green and everything stuck to him and his clothes
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT HOWLEEN LOCKS HIM IN A LOCKER SO THEY CAN'T SEE HIM AND HEATH HAS TO YELL AT HER THAT HE'S CLAUTROPHOBIC AND SHE LEAVES HIM THERE AND he IS OBVIOUSLY ANGRY
"You and Heath should stay away from fashion for a while!" SHUT UP CLAWDEEN SHUT UP I BEG YOU
ABOVE THAT WHEN HEATH LEAVES THE LOCKER HE IS SO WORRIED
OVER LITERALLY EVERYTHING I JUST SAID, HE JUST DID ALL OF THIS TO IMPRESS ABBEY AND WHEN HE COMES OUT AND GOES TO TALK TO HER HE IS LIKE “hehe do you like my outfit?” AND ABBEY IS JUST LIKE "Heath, you're wearing the same thing as everyone else" AND LITERALLY HE’S JUST LIKE "UH??? EH??? WHAT"
At the end Clawdeen actually gives him a spot on the fashion blog
In the end he goes out with Abbey
Also appears in “These Boots were made for Rolling”, the story centered on Robecca
Why the fuck the skating team don't wear a uniform, how the hell do people know they're on the same team, dude???
He is surprised with the skates that the zombies have, saying "I can't believe I'm actually jealous of zombie's moves!"
Says that in general the school team should buy new skates because the ones they have are falling apart.
He goes “:0 :(“ when the zombies are so fast that they beat them before they even leave the starting line lol
They have a fair to earn money to buy the skates, and Heath asks Draculaura if she didn't make any of the food, and Draculaura replies “you put a spell on someone once and they mark you for life!” DRACULAURA??? DID YOU PUT A SPELL ON HEATH OR ANOTHER RANDOM???
SAYS THE PHRASE “with our player’s HOT skills and these scary-cool new skates, we can’t lose!” As a mean of cheering on the team/Rochelle
Spoilers! The gargoyle passes them and automatically his reaction is to go to catch up with him.
Robecca hits him
He obviously helps carry Robecca off the track after they crash with Rochelle's help, he gives her a worried look when Robecca half-snaps out of his grip and leaves all frustrated.
Apparently what happens is that a part of Robecca's boots/legs/skates broke and to buy a replacement it cost A LOT, and Heath stays as “:0” when he sees how much it cost but more worried. When Clawd proposes to sell the new skates to pay for Robecca's replacement, Heath thinks it's a great idea.
He’s literally like this “:D” When Robecca gets really happy and auaughsi
I Only Have Eye For You 
In a Flashback it is shown that he went to the beach with Slo-Mo and Gil and they were playing Frisbee :3 (He accidentally hits Slo-Mo and apologizes) (End flashabsck)
Goes to greet Abbey and asks her what she is doing. he literally just wanted to spend some time with Abbey, he makes a joke and Abbey, who is busy, tells him that she doesn't have time right now (completely understandable) and Heaths stays like "wow, I don't understand women"
I swear that this kid has autism (Like me!)
I don't know how to explain it but, in the 3 panels between when Abbey leaves and Manny and Gil come to talk to him, he changes his mood three times, first he is “:(” because Abbey doesn't want to spend time with him, then he goes like “heeeyy guys how ya’ doin’” like super confident in himself, and then he's back :( when he notices the thingy is in his head
"It would be pathetic if I'm the only one that no girl asks him to the dance!" Spoiler, no one invited him yet, ​​followed by "No way, I'm a loser!" when Manny and Gil tell him they've already been invited
He REALLY wants Abbey to invite him or something, on top of that he says "The only thing that would make her invite me is if I were as cute as these things are" (My life noooo :( ) And with that he has the idea of ​​making himself cute as those thingies by changing his minds with one
The machine tickles lol. I hadn't noticed before, but as he transforms into this thing I guess he gets excited, because his eyes go blank like when he catches on fire
While Heath is literally transformed, he just wants to give hugs and kisses to his friends <3. HIS PUPILS ARE A HEART OH MY GOD
He kisses Manny and Gil on the forehead, who respond with "How humiliating!" and “Uuuhhhggg”
When he notices Abbey he goes to give a kissy too, but immediately stop when Abbey tells him to sit. Then they go to revert Heath back to normal
He gives Ghoulia a little kiss on the forehead when they are going to return him to normal <3
Automatically apologizes to Ghoulia, telling a joke when Ghoulia tells him that she should put up a security system.
When Ghoulia leaves, Heath asks Abbey how she knew it was him, and Abbey tells her that she knows how to recognize monsters by the kindness they have (auaughh <3)
Abbey ends up inviting him to the party!!
Later (or before???) when he is seen with Clawd, Heath is just accompanying him, Clawd asks him if he saw the tickets he just had and Heath tells him that "no idea, didn't pay attention to that" (he’s just like me…)
when Clawd doesn't have the reservation he had put, Clawd asks Heath if he's being pranked or something, and Heath quite defensively tells him "don't blame us (me) for the fact that you forgot  today"
When Clawd leaves angrily Heath says "Luckily his howl is stronger than his bite!" but I don't know if it's like a wish or if it's an affirmation
HE DID NOT EVEN PUT ON A SUIT, HE WENT WITH THE SAME SHIRT HE ALWAYS WEARS
when Valentine comes in and says what he's been doing (which was helping everyone but things went wrong for him) Heath is upset but not directly angry at him, I don't know, like, literally 2 panels later he's really happy so
“And I kissed everyone!” Yeah Heath, yeah
He is one of the first to support Valentine telling him that they will be his friends
I THINK, I THINK HEATH TELLS VALENTINE ABOUT "Rest assured that we are all enjoying this, everything worked out in the end" Since he is the last one he spoke to and it does not appear on the panel so
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Who Are The Fright-Mares?
I mean, technically he appears because he’s where Flara Blaze comes from, one of these centaurs combined with a random monster nightmare, that she just comes from Heath's nightmares, which I don't even know how to take because she is represented as super chaotic because she likes to be, saying that this is how she represents the element of fire, but Heath isn't chaotic because he likes to be, he is unintentionally chaotic. On top of that, Flara actively gives him bad dreams if it seems funny to her at the moment
Videogames
Monster High: Ghoul Spirit
Omg heath hi, he is standing next to a locker
Clawdeen asks you to meet Heath (the kid has been standing in the middle of the hall for about an hour) saying that he has a plan to distract Mr.Where
Apparently they also ask you to get Clawd's cell number from Heath lol
Obviously he flirts with you when you ask him for the phone number
HIS PLAN IS TO LIGHT SOMETHING ON FIRE SO THE FIRE SPRINKLERS WILL START WORKING??
I think he does that I'm assuming, it's not like the game is very understandable anyway
Apparently Heath has a hair curler lol
Ok maybe I got lost because I was like 1 hour without paying attention to the lore of this game but, Heath is helping Draculaura :3
I think it’s cute that Heath specifically knows Clawd's favorite color
HE IS JUST STANDING THERE IN THE FINAL SCENE
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Monster High: Skultimate Roller Maze
YOU CAN PLAY AS HEATH
COCKY ASS “After I win- You want me to autograph your skates?”
“Of course! The Heathster is the only choice!” when you pick him
Monster High: 13 Wishes.
Doesnt appear
 Monster High: New Ghoul in School
The first time he appears he’s at the robotics club, He has shown that he has mechanical skills before (the kid repaired a whole car) but I don't know, maybe he helps to make the external type parts of the robots
When the robot's legs light up, he says “Aw Man, that's so scary-cool!”
IN THE DAY IN THE Level 1 west hall HE IS DANCING WITH HOLT
HEATH SPENDS HIS LUCH TIME TALKING WITH MANNY AND CLAWD
You understand that Heath would rather be in a robotics club with Clawd, Robecca and Catty than be playing CasketBall (something we know he likes to do) with Deuce, Manny and Slo-Mo???
On top of that, he is super interested in the subject
Basically he is more in the robotics club to learn than anything else, at least on the subject of how a robot works, maybe he would say something more if the one who makes the videos spoke to him outside of the missions but hey what do I know
He doesn't seem so enthusiastic when they finally finish the robot, since the robots has to learn things from scratch, and I suppose that half disappoints his expectations??? Idk, Heath seems way more serious in this game than in any other content from G1
Or is he talking to Skellita, Sirena and Manny in the foyer?????? DOES NOT SUPPORT MANNY WITH HIS STUPID JOKE
After talking with them he goes back to dancing with Holt
Now that the robot does speak, he seems much more excited.
OOOOH THEY WERE NOT A CLUB, IT WAS LIKE A PROJECT FOR SCHOOL???? SINCE ROBECCA MENTIONS THAT EVERYONE WILL GET AN A WITH THIS PROJECT
HE IS AT THE AUDITORIUM?? LOL??? Ok I know it's for one of the missions from Elissabat. Is to see as a solo performance of Elissabat that Heath  goes to the auditorium. When she finishes giving his mini speech Heath goes to Elissabat to tell her that it was really good and that for him these issues (Reason for existing and life itself) are important issues for him too
DISSAPEARED AFTER HE SAID THAT?? BRO THIS GAME
I don't know if Heath is cursed (the plot of the game) or not when they're in the meeting since he doesn't appear, or if it's because the writers didn't care about him, lol
HE DOESN'T EVEN APPEAR IN THE FINAL SCENE???? HELLO???
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May sir blutpop drop thy Prussia hc's?(:3)l<=
fine.
gilbert masterpost (subject to change)
- transmasc, has top surgery but couldnt be bothered with bottom surgery (blood is cool what can i say)
- hes bisexual and demisexual
- has a beat up early 90's bmw with mismatched doors and hood and lights held together by ductape. does not do anything to actually fix it because its too much money, but he'd fix up literally any other car?? the interior is actually pretty comfy though, the front is leather while the back is just a fucking sofa bolted into the floor. however, it's surprisingly clean
- finds fixing up cars to be really fun but only actually does it for roderich and ludwig
- is The Rizzler™️ when he's not trying. when he is trying, he just... becomes a total boyfail. -2847188 aura
- surprisingly chivalrous
- dresses alt in public, dresses like a dad at home
- formal clothes are gender but suits get so uncomfy for him after... 10 minutes.
- so into leather. he will wear a strap outside. almost always wears chokers
- hes also very picky about belts and chokers. it cannot be any of that cheap shit or he will explode
- speaking of dads, he birthed ludwig on roderich's couch (he came over and just sat there and gave birth. like a goddamn cat. it traumatised austria). also nursed ludwig for about two years at roderichs place bc its comfy and obvi she'll spend tonnes of money on him
- bbq king he would literally take shots of bbq sauce just to disgust people while he grills up the most top tier steak
- again on the topic of dads, breaking the chain is really hard. daddy issue havers where u at
- takes germany fishing. has tried to take austria but she hates it because she gets seasick
- also takes ludwig hunting. roderich actually likes this and comes along sometimes
- will sometimes blast the classical beef albums by codec just to make roderich angry (gil genuienly likes the albums tho)
- unfortunate lightweight but will drink past his limit (and vomit)
- had very questionable ideals in the past (obviously hes PRUSSIA) but is actually pretty good in the present-day
- his rizz at roderich was being homo/transphobic /hj
- common hc but his first crush was hungary. this really instilled that internalised homophobia in him at a young age </3
- really possessive and protective of roderich but he tries to suppress it so hard
- i forgot to mention kugelmugel. thats their cat he and austria found on the side of the road (jk)
- kugel, or as i call them: ballboy, just sorta happened. idk how honestly i havent thought that far ahead but they live with gil and rod
- ludwig has his own house bc hes cool but when gilbert comes over he just insists on staying in the basement. ludwig has tried to get him into a guest room but he wouldnt budge he just loves the basement
- now. the hc youve been waiting for: music. scorpions, rammstein, even some modern talking on a bad day... def leppard, led zeppelin, the smiths, metallica, cannibal corpse, pitbull, rob zombie, creed, stone temple pilots, linkin park, van halen, duran duran, mötley crüe... you get the idea? oh and codec obvi but specifically classical beef i and ii
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fangirl-erdariel · 5 months ago
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The King of the Tower of the Moon masterpost
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It is the year 3399 of the Second Age. Isildur with his family has survived the Fall of Númenor, and together with his father Elendil and his brother Anárion has founded the realms of Arnor and Gondor in Middle-Earth. The horrors experienced in Númenor have been left behind, and Isildur’s life has settled into its tracks in Ithilien, where preparations for the celebration of his son Elendur’s 100th birthday are currently underway. Everyone believes Sauron to have perished in the Fall of Númenor, but one day this belief will prove wrong. Isildur, Anárion, and Elendil must go to war in defence of their new homeland. The elves come to the aid of the dúnedain, and so begins the War of the Last Alliance, at the end of which Sauron will lose his Ring, never to regain it.
I'm honestly mostly doing this to procrastinate on editing the next chapter (I really don't like editing lol, it's tedious and annoying and requires so much thinking), but here's a list of all the chapter titles of the King of the Tower of the Moon, a longfic about Isildur and his family that I am translating to English!
The fic was originally in Finnish, and posted by Mithrellas with the title Kuun Tornin kuningas, first on a Finnish LOTR fanfic site in 2014-2016, and then on Ao3 in 2017-2018. My translation is of the version posted on Ao3
I may add other information to this post if and when I think of something about the fic that's relevant to mention, but for now, this will be only a list of the chapters, with links to each one that has been posted so far; currently I add new chapters about once every two weeks. Most recent update was on 2.3.2025
Please note that the translations of the titles for some of the as-yet unpublished chapters may change in the future, if I come up with more satisfying translations for them
Chapters:
1 - Servant of the Moon 2 - Unexpected Guests 3 - The White Tree 4 - Cockerels 5 - The Ball 6 - The White Queen 7 - Call of the Sea 8 - Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost 9 - In the Hall of the Mountain-King 10 - Miruvor 11 - Turning Points 12 - Theatre of Life 13 - Northmen 14 - Fresh Blood 15 - Sunshine in a Galenas-meadow 16 - The King’s Squire 17 - Lunar Eclipse 18 - Flames of Doom 19 - Under the Shadow 20 - The Oathbreakers 21 - A Woman from the Past 22 - Prodigal Sons 23 - Conflict 24 - Elostirion 25 - Gil-galad 26 - Surprises 27 - Friend from a Distant Land 28 - The Alliance 29 - The Heir 30 - The Council 31 - Lôminzil 32 - The Farewell 33 - The Brown Lands 34 - First of Many 35 - Vengeance 36 - His Father’s Son 37 - Separate Roads 38 - Eiliant 39 - The Wounded 40 - A Surprise Guest 41 - Solar Eclipse 42 - Weregild 43 - Riddles 44 - The Tower of the Sun 45 - A New Journey 46 - Holy Mountain 47 - The Promise 48 - The Last March 49 - The Departure of the King 50 - The Lonely Ones 51 - Cousin 52 - The Widow Queen 53 - A Light from the Shadows Shall Spring
* = the translation for this chapter is finished and more or less in a state where it can be posted
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