#HE’S SO RIDICULOUS

[timeladies]

10 when rose mentions that he might have to get a house and settle down: 😨💀🤢

10 after being imprisoned by the master and watching him torture and murder innocent people: hmm. Maybe we should settle down. Find a nice planet. Save our species from extinction

[maxsix]

You know what? I lied. I might go see Dune Part Two again purely to watch Austin Butler be ridiculous on screen in black and white. Now I’m not saying he’s my favourite part of the movie but that exactly what I’m saying.

[justplainmels]

[cqmilless]

smallville clark kent is so funny because he decided to start saving people but continued to wear the same shirt and jacket that he wore almost every day for like 3 years straight and expected not to get caught

[samyelbanette]

I would fund it if I could. 🦈 🦈🦈

From Samy’s TikTok page. March 26th, 2024.

[leonsliga]

[lowgothree]

[gimmethatagustd]

ohts tae not to tease you but… just the thought of you purring to my ears all the bad things you’d do to me is making me squeeze my 🍒 and slippery wet and squirmy and whiny and needy and and just, ugh😩 come help me?🥺

“See, this is what I’m talking about. Confident, creative, descriptive. Polite, even. Give me that face and I’ll do anything you want.”

[cheesepaw]

blackclaw is such a hater and it’s so funny cause he’s like that til he dies

-stubborn enough to be rude towards fireheart and graystripe after they save the lives of his kits and accuses the two of stealing them, even though riverclan is literally flooding and both fire and gray are soaking wet

-protests against windclan wanting to drink water and accuses them of wanting to steal riverclan prey (despite nobody from the three other clans knowing how to fish)

-helps hawkfrost spread rumors about mistyfoot behind her back (she’s his mate btw)

-thinks that brook should be exiled from riverclan because she chased a squirrel over the shadowclan border

-yells at mistyfoot for voicing her opinion

-thinks that onewhisker and ashfoot should die so mudclaw can become leader

-tries to get pouncetail to kill an innocent shadowclan warrior

karma is real though cause he chokes on mud in mothwing’s secret 😭

[funky-demon2]

I redrew cakehole piss from this exact scene because he’s so ridiculous and he’s so underrated 😭

[fcntasmas-archive]

my dad: they speak english in jamaica, right?

my brother: yeah

my dad: why?

my brother: they were colonized by the english

my dad: wow

my dad: and we got the fucking spaniards huh

[naughtydogg]

man it’s too early for my dad to be pulling his bullshit

[mintypsii]

what is this guy's issue 😭

[oifaaa]

People will try to convince you Jason Todd is the impulsive doesn't think before he acts type of guy and its funny bc Jason is almost comedic in how fucking long it actually takes this boy to plan out anything

[chrollohearttags]

soft dom!choso and his overactive girl..his baby who’s always on go, always working hard and never takes a moment to herself. She never stops, even at the expense of her own well-being. That’s until he turns you into a babbling mess..forcing you to rut yourself on your own fingers as he sits in front of you, instructing his pretty girl on how to pleasure yourself. “There we go, sweet girl..keep going. You’re not moving from that spot until we get you off, understand?” Met only with your whiny moans and streaming tears; drool seeping from both your mouth and between your thighs..that sweet release pooling on the chair that he’s so kindly bound your ankles to. Meanwhile, he’s stroking himself with a smile on his face. You’re an absolute wreck, all but begging him to come but it’s all for your own good..after all, he knows best. <3333

“Yeah..I know, sweet girl. But you can do it. Just listen to my voice, baby..you don’t need to do anything except make yourself feel good. Don’t think about anything else..”

[just-a-sewer-goblin]

The way Soap would use military talk to get a reaction from you. He knows you're into it. So you're standing in the kitchen, maybe cooking something and you can hear his raspy voice from behind the corner "Got visuals on the target" and you're already grinning, wisely putting down anything that could make a mess. You hear slight shuffling and a whispered "Nice and stealthy boys", the next thing you know is him tackling you and immediately catching you in his arms, carefully lowering you to the floor. He crawls over you rasping: "Hostage secured", and presses his lips to yours but you both have to laugh. And it ends up being a messy kiss because you both can't stop giggling and grinning into the kiss. And when he breaks away because you're both smiling so wide it's just impossible to properly kiss, you put your hand on his chest and tell him: "You're a goof MacTavish". His smile softens and he replies: "Aye, your goof, that is."