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fanficwriter284 · 7 months
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Chuck n tiffany who's better with guns
"...I'm decent with guns"
"But I'm WAY better"
"Bitch you're BARELY better"
"Sweetface if you were half as good as me you wouldn't have been shot down and killed Mike Noris in seconds"
"......I'm still better at knives."
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dizzying-faust · 1 month
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I'm not really into shipping Elphelt with Happy Chaos or Nagoriyuki.
Elphelt x Faust, tho...
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kittykattropicanna · 20 days
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Okay new Simon Riley AU but i need everyone to stick TF with me here
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Retired!Reddit!Simon anyone????? NO BC HEAR ME OUT I PROMISE
Imagine Retired!Simon. his served for decades, in that time he meets reader, gets married, had kids, ect, ect, ect.
After he retires, his completely lost and out of his element. he cant work anymore due to his chronic back pain from year of service and integrating back into society permanently turns out is a lot harder then he originally anticipated.
he starts getting really, really depressed. Days start blending into each other and his three sons start to notice their dads is doing it really tough.
SOOOO they decided to make a reddit account for him. they make him join a bunch on military sub-reddits, maybe askreddit and things alike just so he can have something to do that isn't watching the football all day
he actually turns our to really, really like it. he can post all about this crazy military carrier, maybe even a little about this childhood (which he feels comfortable with because its all anonymous) and maybe even shares a little about his wife (reader) and three boys.
i can imagine after a while he starts gaining A LOT of popularity because holy shit his stories are so interesting and his lived such a crazy and inspiring life.
it becomes his way to connect with people that aren't just his wife and kids and he starts getting so much support from other people it really starts to boost his mood again.
i also imagine people start asking for dating advice and stuff from him because his always boasting about reader on his reddit. he kinda becomes an internet dad in some way 😭😭😭😭 like people genuinely trust him with their LIVES and i'm imaging some of his response are so fucking funny 😭😭😭😭😭
Maybe take it a step further and his sons create a youtube channel for him that he can make videos about this interests such as guns, car repairs, motorbikes, ect and the internet EATS THAT UP AS WELL bc absolutely massive hot ex SAS DILF that is obsessed with his wife and kids wearing a skin tight black tshirt and a balaclava while talking about this interests 😭😭 everyone loves him sm
like imagine his boys showing him tiktok edits of him and poor Si is so confused bc why is he watching himself get thirst trapped over on some strange app he had never heard of before 😭😭😭😭😭😭 his like 50 leave him ALONEEEEE
if this goes forward i plan to write a big chuck of it in a reddit sort of format almost like you were scrolling through the app and seeing him post. Readers would be Si's wife, so even though you would be reading the text in the third person, every time Si would mention his wife, he would be referring to you if that makes sense???????
idk please tell me if this is a little to niche 😭😭😭😭😭 am i cooked or a creative genius???? ill let you decided
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Danny’s parents want to kill him and he’s like “f in the chat y’all dinner boutta be so awkward tonight smh”
Ok so I know everyone loves the angsty headcannons where Danny is terrified of his parents cuz they wanna kill him but we’ve had that hot take since 2005 I’m here for a source material revival, the much more entertaining “Danny’s parents want to kill him and he actively doesn’t give a fuck”
CUZ UH, IM REWATCHING THE FIRST SEASON AND I FORGOT HOW GENUINELY BLASÉ HE IS ABOUT MADDIE AND JACK TRYING TO GET HIS ASS ITS SO FUNNY.
Like mom holding a literal ghost gun to his head: eh kinda unphased he even has time to quip, his parents say they wanna tear em to pieces: meh see u guys at dinner, LIKE OUR GUY IS SO UNPHASED HE THINKS THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! (s1 ep. 14 public enemy)
And he’s unphased despite knowing his parents tech works and knowing that his mother is actually a good shot. So like I love angst Danny and y’all should keep up the good work but where is my s1 Danny ‘COULDN’T give less of a fuck about his parents’ Fenton representation?
Cuz think of this, for your DPXDC AU consideration, Danny would fit in so well with the bat gang if only because they could try to stab, shoot, capture, brainwash, and stalk him and he’d be like “oh cool villain of the week shit? Nice, what’re we having for lunch.” He. Wouldn’t. Flinch.
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moonlightsolo · 1 year
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and i see you.
summary: after finally admitting your feelings to each other, neteyam promised a surprise for the two of you. an unfortunate emergency cuts it short, sending you into your first (and not last) fight with the sully family against the rda. 
pairing: neteyam sully x fem!navi/human reader
warnings: kinda suggestive, lots of smooching, fluffy fluff, mentions of a main character getting hurt, violence/guns aka the rda being assholes
word count: 4.4k
note: i’m sorry for it taking so long to get this out my mental health is MEH rn but i promise it was worth the wait <333
part one | part three | part four | part five
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“oh great mother! neteyam, slow down! please!”your voice yelps out as your arms wring tighter around his neck. 
one of his hands grips the underside of your thigh to hoist you even closer to him, a laugh bubbling from his chest. 
“just hold on- i got you.” his deep voice coddles you, but is still laced with humor. “i told you that i wouldn’t be careful.” 
you can’t help but groan at his words, letting out another squeal when he slightly loses his balance and almost slides off the side of a branch. 
another laugh barks from his chest because obviously your fear is humorous to him.
your legs are wrapped around his waist from behind, ankles locked on his abdomen with your chest flush against his back. 
neteyam leaps to branches from tree to tree, swinging on vines through the forest with you attached to his back. 
when he told you he is going to take you somewhere special, you didn’t expect him to act like a syaksyuk. 
his sprints slow down into a jog as he stops by a thick log resting over a deep cavern. he takes a deep breath before scurrying across it to safety, over to a ladder that is nailed into the trunk and disappears up into the trees.
“what’s this?” you question, angling your head up in attempt to spot where the ladder leads to. all you can see is leaves and darkness.
“the surprise, duh.” he chuckles, bending down slightly to let you slide off his back. 
“you climb up first, i’ll be right behind you.” he taps your hip with a little smile. 
of course, the first thing that runs through your mind is that he just wants to get a good look at your ass, but you continue on. 
you grumble softly, peering up into tree before reaching out to grip the steps of the ladder to start your ascend. you refuse to glance down, out of fear you might panic from how high up you are. 
you realize there’s a little wooden trap door once you reach the top that you can push open. your head pops up inside a small room with windows, noticing a few handmade blankets and cushions thrown around. 
you can’t help but notice an open doorway that leads outside to the small wrap around platform that overlooks the vast expanse of the forest. 
once you stand up fully inside, you realize the room sits nestled securely in the branches of the large tree. 
“a treehouse?!” you scramble over to the window, looking out over the landscape of trees and clouds. wow, you’re really high up right now. 
you look back to see neteyam climbing up, a happy smile on his face once he sees you’re surprised. “what is this place?” you take a step forward to go outside, but his hand reaches out to cup your face and pull you towards him.
now all your attention is suddenly on him, and you can’t pull your eyes away. you instantly get lost in his round golden eyes. he grins down at you with his pearly white teeth, thumb gently rubbing your skin in circles. 
“before i tell you, let me kiss you for a bit. i’ve missed you.” his voice fans over your body like a warm blanket, sucking you in even deeper. 
“haven’t we been together since… uhm i don’t know- sunrise?” your hands slide up to rest on his sides, eyes scanning his face before he leans forward to shut you up.
every time you kiss him it feels like the first time. as if he knows your body like the back of his hand, like he’s been kissing you for decades. 
one of his hands finds solace in the dip of your waist. he gently squeezes the soft flesh there as the other angles your face up by pressing on your jaw, “you’re just so…amazing.” you mumble into the kiss, which makes him chuckle. 
something deep in neteyam’s chest constricts, your simple words have such an effect on him. 
something rather primal overtakes his senses, making him press forward to deepen the kiss even more. your feet stumble backwards from the increased force until your back is pressed against the wooden wall. he pulls back slightly to take a deep breath before coming back to kiss you with even more fervor.  
a hand slides down from your side, over the swell of your ass and to the back of your thigh. he easily lifts you up to his height, bringing your entire body in the air so your legs could wrap around his narrow hips. 
you pull back from his lips slightly, making him lean forward to chase your lips with his own. “wait.. wait. you still haven’t told me what this place is.” you giggle out, making his eyes look over your face in disbelief. 
“it’s an old omaticaya overlook tower,” he leans down to kiss you a bit more before pulling back, “used it for hideouts, spying…” he trails off as an arrogant little smirk forms on his lips. 
his hand cups your jaw, thumb swiping over your lower lip. he uses his finger to press down and pull it down as he leans down to kiss you again, “and things like this…” 
your breath hitches in your chest from his delicate touches, making your abdomen tighten and flutter. 
“so you’re saying your ancestors.. mated up here and now you’ve brought me here too, for what? the same thing?” you trail off with a little sly smile. you decided to tease him a bit, to see how he’d react.
neteyam yanks his head back, eyes wide as he looks over your face, “no, no.. i mean- i didn’t bring you here just for that. i- shit,” he hisses out and shakes his head, “i didn’t mean to, but it seems like that way, huh?” 
you can’t help but stifle a giggle, bringing a fist up to your mouth to cover it. the humor bubbles in your chest when you see his confused face, “why are you laughing?” 
“because… i’m just messing with you.” you cackle, letting your head fall to rest your forehead on his chest. 
he can’t help but laugh along with you. arms squeezing tight around your frame to hug you. “ah, lekye’ung ‘eve.” he kisses the top of your head before taking a step backwards. he lets your legs go, unraveling them from around his waist. 
you can’t help but look up at him, admiring his little smile and how he called you his ‘crazy girl.’
you could do without the crazy part, but being his girl is all that matters.
his hands slips into yours as he leans down to peck your lips, “let’s go outside.” he pulls you towards the doorway, ducking slightly as he takes a step out into the fresh air.
your eyes go wide from seeing how high up you really are. your heart thumps against your chest and in your ears, each breath constricting with every inhale.
your eyes dart around, noticing other floating mountains above in the sky along with puffy white clouds. you can’t help but look down, making your chest constrict with even more anxiety. 
a fall from this height is deadly, and this rickety deck under your feet doesn’t seem too supportive.
“it’s beautiful, but… imkindofscared.” you blurt out. 
“you’re scared? why?” neteyams smile falters as he turns toward you, eyes and facial expression full of concern. he looks over your body, seeing how you’ve pressed yourself flat against the siding. 
neteyam’s grin returns and lets out a little chuckle, “you’ve been on an ikran with me, and you’re scared of.. this?” he gestures with his head towards the view. 
all you can do is nod quickly, exhaling a breath you didn’t realize you were holding. 
“awwww, you little baby.” he teases you as his hands travel to your hips to squeeze them. your eyebrows furrow together from the name he called you, “not a baby.” you grumble, trying your hardest to not smile by hiding your face in his chest. 
neteyam throws his head back as he cackles loudly; the sound is heavenly, “suuuuch a baby.” he wraps his arms around your shoulders to waddle with you backwards inside the hut. 
you finally suck in a full breath once you’re inside again, your arms squeezing his waist tight. “i’m not a baby.” you say again, digging your head farther into his chest.
neteyam sighs in defeat, “okay, whatever you say…” he trails off. you can’t see the smirk that rises on his face, “…baby.” 
you groan and pull back from him, looking up into his face. “i’m seriously going to punch you.” 
“oh, yeah?” he cockily grins down at you as one of his hands grips your chin. he begins to lean down, aiming to kiss you but you slither out of his grip to stand behind him.
he couldn’t help but laugh as he turns around, “really? you’re gonna play that game now?” 
you nod as you bite your lip, staring him down competitively. he goes to step forward, but your hands go up in attempt to be ready to dodge him. 
in millisecond, neteyam flashes forward to twirl your body around and wrap his arms around your waist from behind. you let out a little squeal as he spins you around as your legs flail in front of you. 
he finally rolls to a stop, still holding your body up to his height so your feet were off of the ground. he presses a warm kiss to the back of your exposed shoulder, “my parents want to see you today.”
everything muscle in your body freezes up in his embrace, “why do they want to see me?” you squeak out, feeling your heart pattering faster against your chest. 
“they want to talk to you… as the girl who stole me away from hunting today.”
“neteyam…” you groan out his name in annoyance, “why would you skip hunting today to be with me? your parents must think i’m a bad influence on you.”
neteyam laughs wholeheartedly as he puts you down, letting you turn around to face him. 
his big round eyes look over your worrisome face, “mostly because i would rather be with you and they’ve known you since the beginning of time. of course, they don’t think of you as a bad influence.” 
“i know how your mother feels about my kind. i know what she says about kiri’s human friend behind his back.” your eyes drop to your hands that are resting on the points of his hipbones. 
neteyams body stills from your words, his hands grabbing your cheeks to angle your face up to you look at him. “you’re not like spider. as much as my brother and sister like him, you are a part of us. a part of this tribe; this family.” 
your breath catches in your throat, happy tears welling in your eyes. “ma neteyam… i see you.” you breathe out shakily, leaning forward to capture him in a tight bear hug. 
“and i see you.” his hand drags down the backside of your head, cascading down your hair. he twirls one of your many thin braids that hide within your hair. 
he presses a kiss to the top of your head, “i don’t ever want you to feel like you don’t belong. especially because of my parents.” 
a muffled voice makes your head lift from his chest, your pointed ears twitching as you focus in on where the sound is coming from. 
neteyam sighs, his thumb rubbing against your skin as his other hand raises to his throat to press on his comm device. 
“yes, i’m here.”
your eyes look up at him through your eyelashes, nervously chewing on your lower lip. he makes eye contact with you before answering again. 
“we’ll be there soon.” his hand drops from his neck, a soft annoyed puff of air falling from his lips. 
“it’s my brother. he’s in trouble. we have to go.” neteyam’s body is rigid under your fingertips until he pulls away from you to head back out to the balcony. 
you watch him as his hands cup around his mouth, a loud animalistic sound squaks from his throat to call his ikran to him. 
your eyes go wide when you hear the loud flapping of its wings and another screech from the animal responding to it’s owner. 
you muster up the courage to scurry outside to neteyam, his hand reaches out to help you climb onto his back. “i need you to hold tight for me.” 
neteyam’s words are icy, with no sort of emotion  as he stands up on the wooden slats on the edge of the overlook and steps off with no warning. 
your stomach does a somersault in your abdomen from the sudden drop. it feels as if your lungs collapsed, all the air wheezing out. instinctively, your nails dig into neteyam’s skin as you free fall through the clouds. 
suddenly the cold air whipping through your hair stops, and your fall is halted by neteyam landing on the back of his banshee. he swiftly makes bond with the animal and takes off through the trees, weaving and bobbing past the trees. 
your eyes squeeze shut tightly whenever the animal takes a sharp turn,  
“i can’t believe him. why would he do something so stupid!!” 
“neteyam, what the hell is going on?!” you yell out over the sound of the wind soaring past your head.
“my brother! he has kiri, spider, and tuk- goddamn tuk! she’s just a child and they’re surrounded by avatars with military gear.” 
your heart drops to your feet, eyes widening from his words. 
oh no. the sky people are back. wait, is your mother back?
neteyam drops lower to land next to his parents ikran’s on a tree. the sun above is starting to lower, the forest darkening below. 
he climbs off and grabs his bow off the side of the animal as he does so. after situating himself, he helps you off before walking over to his parents. 
“no, no. you stay with the ikrans.” jake says as he loads his weapons, barely looking up at his son.
you can’t help but feel neytiri’s eyes on you, examining you now as neteyams possible mate instead of the little girl who was left behind by her mother. 
“dad, i’m a warrior like you. i’m supposed to fight!” he’s starting to grow angry with his father, his eyes dart over to his mother for some help, but she scolds him softly with his own name. 
jakes eyes shoot up from his gun, looking directly at neteyam and then to you for a brief second. his eyes go back to his son, “i’m not going to say it again.” 
neteyam stands up straighter, shoulders flexing back slightly, “yes, sir.” he gives him a curt nod before twirling around, storming past you back to his ikran. 
you can tell that he’s upset with his fathers orders, but alas, he must listen to him. he is olo’eyktan, and toruk makto. 
you watch in silence, obvious strain on your face as his parents swiftly walk past you to hop off of the tree and into the darkness of the forest. 
you turn around to look at neteyam, and the look he gives you makes a chill run down your back. 
you’ve never seen neteyam this frustrated. only once when lo’ak did something and neteyam was screaming at him while chasing him through the tribe. 
you shake the thought from your mind, taking a few hesitant steps towards him. “‘teyam.” you breathe out, looking at how his hand is stressfully stroking the neck of his ikran. 
“i just don’t get it. they tell me to come here for what? to watch their animals? babysit?” he scoffs with a smile and a shake of his head. 
not the kind of smile that makes your heart flutter, but the one that shows you how furious he is. 
you reach out, gently letting your fingertips ghost against his bicep. your touch makes his head sharply turn towards you, his features softening once he realizes who it is. 
“i’m sorry. you deserve to fight and to help find them.” 
before he could answer, shouting and gunshots echo in the jungle making you wince in fear. neteyam pushes you behind him, the force sending you stumbling into the side of his ikran. 
he pulls his bow from over his shoulder, aiming an arrow as he inspects the surroundings. when you lift your head up, you can’t help but take notice to the flashing of guns shooting and yellow smoke billowing out from the foliage. 
“we need to go.” neteyam’s hand strongly grips your arm to swing you onto his back as he jumps off of the tree. he lets you down once his feet hit the ground, unsheathing his blade from his waistband to hand it to you. 
“whatever happens. stay behind me.” both of you glance down to your hands wrapped around the knife between your bodies. he gives you a nod, which you return before you both take off in a sprint towards the commotion. 
“demon! i will kill you as many times as i have to!” neytiri’s strong voice yells from somewhere above, making you and neteyam slow down.
“you and the corporal have been pretty busy, haven’t you? got yourself a whole litter of half breeds.” another man’s voice sounds from in the jungle. definitely not jake sully’s. 
a very obvious avatar creeps forward with a gun, unaware of you and neteyam standing in the tall grass behind him. 
you look up to where he is aiming, noticing that neytiri is hiding inside the branches of a tree. “neteyam!” you’re cut off by the boy raising his bow and sending an arrow right through the mans back hitting his heart.
another avatar appears from behind a fallen log with a heavy machine gun, “na’vi!” the man screams. 
neteyam struggles with reloading another arrow and before you could register what to do next, you’re both tackled to the ground and bullets are flying past your head. 
your eyes shoot open as you gasp for air; not knowing if you’re alive or dead at this moment. the force from hitting the ground had emptied your lungs, making your ears ring.
“go! go! go!” jake shouts at you and neteyam. your fight or flight response kicks in, causing you to jump up from your spot. a large hand presses against the back of your head to keep you ducked down as you sprint forward.
jake is behind you and neteyam, ushering you forward behind a tree. the wood splinters with every bullet that pierces the bark, flashes of light from their guns lights up the dark forest.
jake looks absolutely terrified as he checks over neteyams body and then yours, “are both of you okay?” his voice is loud over the gunshots. 
all you can do is nod as you suck in quickened sharp breaths, holding neteyam’s knife close to your chest in case you need to use it. 
“you both need to follow me. ready?“ his eyes dart around, “ready?!” he ushers out with more urgency. 
you nod along with neteyam, watching how jake steps out to aim and shoot at the avatars before taking off in a sprint with both of you following. “let’s go!” jake yells out, hopping easily over a large log as the bullets fly past your head. 
the adrenaline courses through your veins, causing you to easily leap over it, but the height on the other side was a deeper drop for you than expected. your ankles buckle as you hit the ground, a loud snap echoing from your leg. 
neteyam was right on your tail, leaping over your head and clearing the jump. the boy shouts your name when he sees you on the ground, stopping in his tracks to grip your arm and pull you back up to your feet. 
“let’s go! we have to go!” jake shouts as he scampers over to you both on the ground.
instantaneous pain shoots up your leg making you cry out and fall into neteyams chest, “my leg!” jake instantly realizes you’re hurt as he looks over your leg.
the man scoops up your limp body and starts to sprint forward with neteyam following close behind him. his breath huffing with each long stride, one of his arm’s supports your back and the other is behind your knees. 
the sound of bombs going off makes your blood go cold, praying to eywa that nobody else is hurt.
the bullets slowly fade away, knowing that jake and neteyam were fast enough to out run them. he jumps into a small clearing, coming face to face with lo’ak comforting a very emotional tuk. 
“are you okay? are you hurt?” he instantly goes into dad mode, gently placing you down against a tree so he could pick up his younger daughter. 
neteyam plops down next you, his chest rising and falling rapidly from the exertion. you can’t help but lean your head into his shoulder, wincing with every movement, “how bad does it hurt?” 
“i think it’s broken.” your voice whines in pain, squeezing your eyes shut tightly and biting the inside of your cheek. 
as an RDA ship lowers into the trees, the lights illuminate the jungle floor. the strength of its engines cause havoc. thankfully, neytiri and kiri emerge from the vegetation. 
she instantly scrambles to tuk, taking her daughter into her arms as jake brings the family into a group hug to console his children. 
“thank you, great mother, thank you!” neytiri exclaims as she holds onto kiri and tuk. 
neteyam soothingly rubs soft patterns into your side as he watches his family reunite. his other hand reaches across his chest to cup your cheek, bringing your foreheads together. 
“we need to get you back home.” he whispers before pulling back to look at his family, who are all staring at you two awkwardly. 
“let’s go.” neytiri stands up, holding tuk on her hip while kiri sobs into her mothers shoulder. is she hurt too?
jake unravels his arm from lo’aks shoulders to bend down to neteyam and yours level, “i don’t know whatever you kids got going on but we have to go.” 
jake gently picks you up, a cry escaping your lips from the unfortunate movement of your broken leg. 
“she’s hurt?” lo’ak looks at his father with wide eyes. the boys hands are obviously shaking from the events that have unfolded, “we need to get her to norm.”
the sully family and you slowly make your way back to the ikrans, painfully placing you into neteyams lap. making you finally get a good look at your leg that is purple and snapped right above the ankle. 
“don’t look at it. look at the sky. look at me.” he urges you as one of his hands holds onto the rein while the other supports your head. 
once you’ve landed back at camp, you’re pulled away from neteyam and into norms lab. he’s quick to work on you, bandaging your leg up with a splint and administering you pain medication. 
of course, neteyam was outside pacing the entire time after being kicked out by norm and max for yelling at them for hurting you. 
you overhear muffled conversation as norm opens the door to the lab, allowing neteyam inside. you can’t help but smile dopeily at at the blue man as he storms over to your bedside. 
he takes a huff of air from his pack, before leaning down to give you a soft kiss. one of his hands envelopes the top of your head, caressing your hair with a relieved smile. 
both of you take a deep breath in sync, your smile growing even wider from his presence. “there’s my girl. there’s that smile i missed.” 
“i feel so good right now.” you hiccup out with a little giggle, “norm gave me some stuff to help with the pain aaaand it’s definitely helping.” 
he can’t help but shake his head and chuckle at your euphoric state, his thumb softly rubs across your forehead which makes you purr like a cat. 
neteyam grins at you, before his face falls as if he remembered something terrible. “i overheard my parents talking.” 
your eyebrows furrow at his seriousness, gulping as your mind races with what he could have heard. something about you? is he not allowed to be seen with you anymore?
“my father… he wants to leave. he feels as if our family puts the clan in danger, and wants to keep us safe.”
that is not what you expected. 
your heart lurches in your chest, an instant lump forming in your throat, “no, no..” you breathe out and begin to panic, “neteyam, you can’t leave! you just can’t!” you attempt to sit up, but he gently pushes your head back down against the pillow and shushes you. 
“my parents want you to come with us. we’re leaving in a few days.” he smiles, almost sadly as if he’s silently mourning his home life. 
your eyes blow wide and all you can hear is your pulse growing faster as it beeps on the monitor. 
they want you to go with them… 
“where are we going?” your breath shudders. there’s no doubt that you would follow them to the ends of pandora. 
“the eastern sea. to the metkayina clan.”
your breath hitches in your chest. the ocean, you’ve always wanted to see the ocean… 
there’s some part of you that is excited to leave, but your heart aches for the only life you’ve ever known. this is your home; the omaticaya clan raised you as their own. 
you didn’t realize you were crying until neteyam’s index finger swipes under your eye, “it’ll be okay. we’ll be together, yeah?”
all you could do is nod through your tears, your lip quivering as your heightened emotions flood your senses. 
“we’ll be together. always.” 
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tags: @k----a27s @aspenreadsfanfic @aliseaaah @bellwhether @xoxobabe @koalalafications @embersfae @mae-is-crazy @softhetixx @minkyungseokie @iwanttohitmyself @neqeyam
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cybertroniannugget · 6 months
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What if… Sam had a sibling who is very chaotic!!!! And they survive through out the Bayverse movies and when they meet Hound, Crosshairs and Drift, how would those 3 react to the crazy lil human?!? ;-;
(Could you possibly add Optimus Prime and Bumblebee!?)
Okay this is the first ever request I answer, kinda nervous tbh.
Hope you like it, and thanks for requesting^^
It's called Haiku...
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Also, I don't know what pictures to add lmao
About this fic: sfw, gn reader, takes place in aoe
901 words
Sitting in the passenger's seat, squished next to Shane, you look out the window.
Sure, it was uncomfortable, but there were only 3 seats for the 4 of you.
You didn't say anything though, after they had just lost their friend, complaining would be of no use.
So you watch the wide desert landscape going by.
A white truck drove by on the other side of the road, but you didn't pay that much attention to it.
That's when the truck you four were in started rumbling. At first you didn't know what was going on, but when the seats shifted back roughly, the worn down leather replaced by more comfortable fabric seats you kind of got an idea.
"A man of taste I see. Western Stars are pretty nice.", you complimented, after seeing the symbol on the steering wheel, before the autobot logo took its place.
You opened the window to take a look at the Prime's new altmode.
Red flames across the blue paintjob, and everything was just so shiny.
"I must say, you looking good Prime!", you laugh, sticking your head back in.
"It was awesome but it was insane!", you heard Shane yell out excitedly.
The Prime's deep voice echoed over the radio, calling for his Autobots.
"I wonder If I'll see Bumblebee again. I missed that guy."
"Bumblebee?", Cade asked.
"Yeah, he's an Autobot don't worry. He's no giant insect, if that's what you thought about."
The man just raised an eyebrow at you, making Tessa chuckle in amusement.
After a few more minutes of driving you all got out of the truck, after Optimus opened the doors for you.
"Your dad is nice, but he needs to relax a lil...", you whisper to Tessa.
"He sure does, but he's trying his best."
"Never doubted that, don't worry.", you add, nudging her arm gently.
Optimus transformed, being greeted by his bots.
"Mr. free leader of the galaxy. I knew you'd make it. I never doubted it."
"Just who are these guys...", you mumble, looking around.
The green one with what looks like a cape suddenly turned to point his guns at you.
"Oh okay, that one feels like killin today...", you say, raising you arms sarcastically.
When the biggest one started lifting his guns was when you started sweating though.
But having fate on your side, like always, Optimus stopped them.
"Thanks Prime, I thought I was done for this time."
"🎶...Survivor! 🎶", Bee's Radio echoed.
"What's he mean by that now?", Hound asked, adjusting his cigar.
"We go way back. I saw Megatron so many times already. He nearly killed me twice but meh, still alive and kicking"
"Wait, aren't you that human from the fight in-?", Drift turned to ask.
"Chicago? Yeah, I've been there. Threw a brick at Megs myself.", you interrupted, proud of your past actions, arms crossed before your chest. "I've been there since the beginning. When it was just about a pair of glasses from my crazy great grandfather."
"They have fought with us. They're the only human I know I can trust."
"Rude...", Shane mumbled under his breath.
"I mean, how'd a squishy survive all that?!", Hound asked into the round of Cybertronians and humans
"Who you callin squishy?! I'm not the big one here."
"Pff, that's just armor. I'm as fast as a horse!"
"Well first of, it's as healthy as a horse. And also, it's none of your damn business how I survived all the shit I've been through. Because honestly, I don't even know myself. Maybe I'm just lucky"
You shrug, looking up at Optimus, who's serious demeanor made your heart sink.
He's always been serious yes, but a kind soul. Always open for questions.
Now he's just, well... dark.
"Well, but I'm sure as hell gonna survive this, so when we startin?!"
"Enthusiasm, I like it.", Crosshairs mentioned, spinning a gun in his servo, before tucking in back into his belt.
"🎶Where have youuuu been?!🎶", Bumblebee sang over the radio.
"Oooh, Rihanna, you got some mad taste Bee!"
Sticking your hands into the pockets of your worn down jeans, you look up at the yellow and black bot, who's optics were fixed on you.
"Well, after Chicago I needed a new place to stay. So I applied to work in a different hospital. And it led me to Austin, Texas."
You laugh
"In the good ol' south", you say, mocking the southern accent.
"I think I like that one", Hound says, leaning back against a rock wall.
"They have what it takes, like sunset colors on blue,
strength guts and virtue.", Drift added.
"If this is another hiku I swear Imma blow you to shreds...", Crosshairs murmured, turning to walk away.
"It's called Haiku!", you correct him.
"What?", he mumbled annoyed.
"I don't care what it's called. I just want to leave this place."
"Well, I like it, thank you.", you say to Drift, smiling at the bot.
In this moment of peace, it was of course Crosshairs who needed to add something unnecessary.
"Nah, it's lame"
Without warning, Drift jumped at him, swords drawn, ready to attack.
"And I thought I was crazy...", you whisper to Bee, rolling your eyes.
The bot snickered.
"Lord may you give me strength to not make anyone here short circuit on purpose..."
You squint your eyes, thinking.
"I don't even know their names yet... Wow"
"🎶Still don't know your name🎶"
"Oh you're right tho Bee.", you laugh
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the-ninjago-historian · 2 months
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I'm feeling sad today, so FLUFFY COLE X VANIA HEADCANONS TIME!
FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY HALFBAKED SHIPPING IDEAS!!!🤣🤣🤣 Lol. I need something to cheer me up. These or Pixane usually does the trick. Also, I wrote most of these well past my bedtime. So you KNOW it's gonna be fun! Lol! And I have a little post-series stuff thrown in too. So these headcanons aren't canon to Dragons Rising. Just wanted to make that clear. Anyhoo, let's go!
1: Vania fell first. Cole fell harder.
2: They like to go hiking and spelunking ALL the time. They're the cutest little adventure duo ever! They've discovered all sorts of secret places in Shintaro's mountains. And even some ancient artifacts and cave paintings from Shintaro's past!
3: Whenever Cole visits Shintaro, Vania just lights up. She's happiest when she has her bestie with her.❤️
4: Vania once tried to teach Cole how to use the Shintarians Flight Packs. He was absolutely terrified at first. (Falling off of stuff trauma.😭) But Vania told him to focus on something nice so he wouldn't look down too much. He ended up looking at her. Cue mutual blushing and shy downward glances.🤣
5: Cole taught her some new dance moves. (She had been brought up on more refined forms of dance. Like waltz and such.) She wanted to try something different.
6: At first, they are both quite shy around each other. Not quite sure how close to get. But eventually once they got comfortable around each other, they became very snuggly and affectionate. Especially Cole.😊🧡🧡🧡
7: Everyone in the Ninja fam were super happy when Cole finally admitted to liking Vania. He'd always been so supportive of their own relationships. So they were happy he'd finally have a partner of his own to love.
8: Vise versa, the Geckle and Munce were very excited that the Skyfolk Queen was interested in the Son of Gilly/Milly.
9: Vania loves to chatter about her interests and Cole is always happy to listen. (Chatty Extrovert x Good Listener!😁) Vania sometimes secretly worries she's talking his ear off. She doesn't know that Cole loves just hearing her voice.🥹❤️
10: Vania is very protective of Cole. She loves him dearly. Even before they started their relationship. She wasn't kidding when she said she would bring her entire army to his aid. (As seen in Crystalized.) That being said, I think she would do anything in her power to help keep him safe.
Okay, post series ones now!
11: Cole had this perfect plan for proposing to her. Except he wasn't expecting one thing. When it finally came time to propose, Vania proposed at the same time. 🤣 They laughed about it more a good ten minutes before exchanging rings.
12: Cole ends up becoming King Consort of Shintaro. At first, the Shintarian people are a bit apprehensive to the idea of having some who isn't a Shintarian on the throne. But this changes quickly after seeing what a good ruler he is. And he quickly becomes popular with the people.
13: They have three kids. Their names are Valkyrie, Zephyr, and Collette. AKA Cole Jr.✨ More on that later.
14: Val and Zephie here are twins. But, they're aren't identical twins. Val looks more human and is the spitting image of Lilly. Except with streaks of gold in her black hair. Meanwhile, Zephyr looks more like a Shintarian. And he has the opposite. Gold hair with black streaks.
15: Cole was unbelievably excited about finally becoming a father. He'd always wanted kids of his own. When Val and Zephyr were born, he actually cried when he got to hold them. He couldn't believe him and Vania could make something so beautiful.
16: Collette is the baby of the family. She's adorable and definitely a daddy's girl. Also, this happened;👉
Jay: Hey Cole! I guess you missed out on naming one of your kids Cole Jr again, huh?
Cole: *smirks* Oh? Meet your niece, Collette.
Jay: A- *Jay EXE. has stopped*
Cole: *Dabs in victory*
Kai: Son of a gun. He did it.
And FINALLY, this funky quick doodle I did of them. It's kinda "Meh" but I tried.😅 (Vania is a nightmare for me to draw. Lol.)
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On a side note, I'll probably do something like this for each of my favorite Ninjago ships. That should be fun!
(Tagging @only-lonely-stars because I know she like these two. Hope you don't mind!)
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kittydragondraws · 8 months
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Dead End
panic attack ensues
rambles under cut
Ads... bootiful
more... waiting
ooh thing happened and it hurts
Nice... beach
aww look at those cubicle
GIRLS
TWINS????
LIVE LADIES LIVE
DINOSAUR
AAAAAAAAH
NO HER BUFFERING FRIEND
BEAUTIFUL GIRLIES
no trauma D:
WHAT THEY CAN DO THAT
FNaF?
ice stance
AWW HE'S BIG!
WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE FRIENDLY
WAMMANA HUH
DOLL JUST DIPPER
OOOUGH ATTACK
SHE FALLIN
WAIT THEY'RE AWARE OF CYN?
omg uzi's so cute
oof ominous face
teaser image :D
how did they not get hurt by the fall
UZI HAS CONTROL OF HER SOLVER FORM
aww they're bird people
N's so silly
claws...
CLONES CLONES CLONES CLONES CLONES CLONES CLONES CLONES
on the other hand male dd references :]
OH THAT'S WHY IS SAID DON'T LOOK
omg tessa's so cute
NO BABY GIRL
why didn't she fight
oh mah gosh no child
COWBOY BABY MENT SOMETHING
WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL
WHAT IS THIS THING
SPIDER BOY
oh my she's kinda coot actually
darkness woman
did that say sister?
oh my god this chick feral
haha magnet
wow she axin
sentinels...?
OH MAH GAH SHE HAS ANTLERS
SHE FRRAL
bro really said valuable
just an oven...
oh my goodness UZI
ooh the w word
NORI WHAT THE HELL
why is tessa there
aww mamby what the hell
why is he not afraid?
oh my god are we gonna get like 100 more worms
oh wow she repaired herself
this chick kinda cool
liam and his wendigos
oh good they live
is this just torture?
haha i'm scared
bot went 0.0
...and uzi?
he siad it haha
wht the hell was on that screen
wait i just realized her eyes are orange, Teacher
woah they look kinda coot
she's just enjoying this
AAAAAAAAAAGH
wait so earth is gone?
so uzi wil die, okay
oh my helling gosh nah
why is she insane
oh no uzi
cowboy baby feels remorse
flashbaning her wont work scrub
httyd moment lol
BLOOOODD
dingoHUMANNA ALLANAH FITZGERALS GO AWAY
oh no stuff is happening
no not cool girl
they're sounds are nice
wll he's gone
haha v
UUUUUHM
CYN
ABS
WHATEVER
STOP IT
UZI'S OKAY RIGHT
wakey wakey....
human blood :D
baby girl
i cannot breathe
they're gonna reactivate
why u red boy
this music kinda nice ngl
i regret every fanfic i've ever watched
bro this song slaps
it's like opera
hehe hiding
my hand is shaking lalala ha ha ha
WAIT WHAT DID HIS SCREEN SAY
DOOOOOOOLO NOOOOOO DOOOOOLLLL NOOOOOOOO DOOOOOL
meh
OH MY GOD THE HORROS
i love her accent
awwwwwww hand holding
noooooo.... YAS
these two are so dumb
guns brandished lady
OH MY GOSH TESSA
oh good god doll is okay
wow she kinda cool
GET OUTTA HERE SENTINELS THIS AIN'T YOUR PLACE
why must they sound so gosh darn cute
WHAT DOES RED MEAN IS DOLL IN CONTROL
my god the boss fight begins
FINGERS DON'T BEND LIKE THAT
these things smart
v gto the killer reflexes frfr
glasses woman :D
N NO
aww she swore
if v dies i'm so gonna cry
smart is the new cool
not the actual hell woman
NONONONONONNO
THIS GOD
I HATE THIS ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHOW
I HATE YPOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
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ask-the-rcp-crew · 3 months
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(guess who I am) so I was wondering what are your headcanons for the RT in ur AU? Maybe I missed that post or something cuz I never really got to know.😭
Sorry, just woke up! But yeah, I never actually said my headcanons for em lmao
It's still a work in progress but meh- Les go:
Helly headcanons!
- He has tons of blankets lmao
- He probably has like a million scratches or marks from missions
- He does, in fact, know how to work a gun (poli thought it was a good idea to teach him)
- He has ADHD (def not projecting myself onto him there-)
- If there's a version of cartoons in the Rcp world, Helly would watch them
- Goes by They/Them/He/Him/She/her (doesn't care what you use)
- Asexual and maybe trans?
Time for Poli
- From time to time he overworks himself to the point of just, fucking passing out
- He can use a gun (hence teaching Helly) but rarely does, cuz there's really no need to
- Can be a bit "hostile" when dealing with certain people. (I'll leave it up to y'all to figure out who or what I'm talking about)
- Honestly, he still fears caterpillars but not as much as he used to
- Nearly fucking froze outside before
- Goes by He/It
- Still figuring out his sexuality but identifies as Non-binary for now
Ight Time for Roy!
- Hug
- Will not hesitate to beat a bitch (only if they deserve it)
- Tends to lock himself in his room when he's sick or too tired
- tries to get everyone calmed down when something is going on with one of the RT members (take that thing with Helly for example)
- Has burn marks on his body, kinda like how Helly has scars from missions and/or rescues (I call them missions for some reason-)
- Goes by He/Him
- Bi
Amber time!
- She can perfectly throw a syringe right at someone's head, don't test her.
- Helly sees her as a big sister!
- She rarely gets mad, but when she does it's best to wait it out or just hide-
- She for some reason, has axe throwing skills
- Also will not hesitate to beat a bitch up
- Is probably the most trustworthy with secrets
- Goes by She/They
- Lesbian and Still figuring out gender
And time for Jin!
- Mother of the team
- Gets annoyed easily and tends to lash out at Helly but immediately apologizes for it
- Whenever she's bored, she'll go for a walk around the test track/lap thingy (idfk what it's called-) or the forest
- Sees some of the people in broomstown annoying af (and wishes they'd give the team a break from time to time)
- Personally likes tea more then coffee, but will drink coffee from time to time
- If any of the RT gets into a very sad state (Helly), she'll tell them to take a break and if they don't, she'll force em to
- Probably also has ADHD
- Goes by She/Her
- Also asexual
And idk if I'm missing anything or anyone!
That's about all I have!
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hunter-sylvester · 1 year
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Hunter Sylvester Bands List
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An INCOMPLETE list of some of the bands Hunter is canonically implied to listen to.
This includes bands from the spoken list, written list, his posters & more.
(With a few snippets of my opinion bleeding through because I am a dick sometimes lmao)
We’ll start of with some easy ones, the lists.
The bands Hunter verbally lists to Kevin:
Black Sabbath
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Metallica
Anthrax
Slayer
Megadeth
Motorhead
Guns N Roses (movie’s wrong)
Rage Against The Machine
Pantera
Emperor
Tool
Dio
Meshuggah
Opeth
Slipknot
Mastodon
Lamb Of God
Additional bands from the written lists he gives to Kevin:
Van Halen
Sepultura
Avenged Sevenfold (ugh)
Gojira
Kvelertak
Additional bands he wears t-shirts of:
Misfits
King Diamond
The stickers in Hunter’s locker:
Napalm Death
Mayhem
Cannibal Corpse (it’s only half a sticker but the font matches up)
Death
Other references:
Celtic Frost (Phone Background)
Gorgoroth (D&D character, ‘Malmsteen Of Gorgoroth’)
Okay, now for some of his posters:
Danzig
Paradise Lost
Ghost
Ozzy Osbourne (kind of included with Sabbath but he has an Ozzy poster so eh)
Blood Incantation
Morbid Angel
Pallbearer
Baroness
Katatonia
Gwar
Bell Witch
The Black Dahlia Murder
In Flames (movie’s wrong, don’t ask)
Testament
Twisted Sister (?????????)
The Sword
August Burns Red
Red Fang
Tomb Mold
Trivium
Amon Amarth
Goblin Cock
Attila
Steve Vai/Whitesnake
Black Label Society
Agalloch
Nile
Goatwhore
Obituary
Manowar (meh)
Poison Idea (random but ok)
I just left the ticket stubs out all together because there was some in there that I’m like...no??? They’re kinda hard to read at times anyway because a lot of them are super faded.
Again, this is not even remotely everything but I wanted to list some of the ones I’ve jotted down over time.
Screen-grab at the top of this post is yet another excellent example of Hunter giving Kevin ‘love me eyes.’
Also look at his stupid little bejeweled skull.
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Look at it. This silly fucker.
He’s just like me fr
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eliyafreeman · 1 year
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🧡 "Maybe he kept us apart for 20 years, but...I knew I'll find you..." 💗
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*violent snarling and breathing*
AFTER FUCKING 48+ HOURS ON GETTING THIS DRAWING TO LOOK GOOD, FINALLY. I FINISHED A FULL MOTHERFUCKING PIECE WITH MAKING SURE THERE ARE NO MISTAKES!!!
Anw haiii!!! So, y'all probably question this.. Art? Thing...? Well, let me explain. Because HL2 is a massive trigger for me when it comes to Freeman being shipped with others. So, I said; let's mimic how i would be in HL2 to make things nicer for myself!! I have a HL1 mod in the working by the name Half-Life: Guns and Roses, Featuring me ofc!! (If you're interested to help me with it or just hear abt the project tell me!). So what if "HL: Guns and Roses 2" was a thing (hint hint 😉)? Well, I made up some random stuff in my head and said FUCK IT THERE I FIND FREEMAN, WE ARE TOGETHER AGAIN AND I'M A ROSE GODDESS WITH TELEKINESIS POWERS AND WE ARE SAVING CITY-17 AND THE WORLD AND FIGHTING THE COMBINE TOGETHER.
So, yes!! Also abt my design in this drawing. My HL:GAR2 Rose Goddess design was a rlly different one. Until I went on Pinterest and saw this flower dress that was worn by a model in a runway from 1999!! I FELL IN LOVE!!! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!! 😭💗
Here it is!! I may make a cosplay for sure, I could go to cons with it! ^_^
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I rlly loved the design and EVERYTHING!! AND THE PINK ESPECIALLY!!! Changed some stuff in my drawing but meh- And to the rose crown, a golden Lambda pendant is attached to it yes and it is ✨ magical ✨. Sooo yes!! This is the first full art in MONTHS!!! and I rlly mean MONTHS.
I am pretty satisfied but I saw some small mistakes that are hurting my eyes but at least they're not severe ones...- tho I must say, the roses were such a challenge for me 😭, I am just happy I managed to balance everything and it at least looks okay.
I am rlly happy with my work for once (kinda?)!! It's a good thing I suppose, I still could do better with the colors tho since I forgot stuff... ^_^"
Soooo that's all I have for today! And tysm for 100 follows!! Happy that y'all love my content and support my selfship. Even if the support is so little it is a HUGE appreciation from me to you. Tysm 🧡💗
//Full drawing with no crop//
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And have a bonus one of us shedding a tear for being together again...💕
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💚 Reblogs are highly appreciated!! 💚
canonxcanons/selfshippers with him DNI ❤
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whitecreekvalley-if · 4 months
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Do the ro's have scars or tattoos? (;
They all have a variety of scars, some major, some minor. Mace has the most small ones because he's a clutz and works physical jobs. The worst one is probably a straight cut over the left side of his ribs when he got kicked by a horse and fell into an unfortunately placed heap of debris.
Alice has the second most because she keeps breaking glasses at work and doesn't take precautions when cleaning up. And the physical farm job too. She doesn't have any visible big ones though, but she scraped her knee pretty bad one night walking home drunk, and the skin still looks funky. Her fingertips get the worst of it though.
Judge has a few, but they're bigger ones. Got one on his thigh where someone misfired a gun and it scraped him pretty bad. There was this time he fell down the side of a cliff and landed on a sharp rock, and the evidence is a u-formed gouge on his shoulder blade. Also got a bit of his eyebrow missing from being projectile hit in the face with a vase. There's more but those you can ask about in the game hehe.
Sadie has no visible scars, unless you count a little nick on the inside of her right ring finger where she somehow managed to wound herself while playing pool. Otherwise she's pretty good at keeping her skin intact, that lucky woman.
On to the tattoos! Mace has none. He wants one but he's a wimp.
Alice has some, like a peppering of different realistic flowers on her right forearm (was gonna be a sleeve but meh) and a huge memoriam tattoo for her dad over her right upper arm. It's a portrait of him and his favorite horse against a sunset, with his birth year over and death year under. She's planning on having more though.
Judge has the surname of the guy who shot him by the scar on his thigh (a very crude and wobbly "mooney", zero capitalization), and it's kinda funny. He doesn't really get the appeal of tattoos anyway so no more than that for him.
Sadie got a few minimalistic ones. There's the silhouette of two birds flying on her right wrist, a tattoo she shares with her mother. Then a little minimalist rose on her ankle, and a laurel leaf behind her right ear. She has an entire Pinterest board with ideas for more.
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afterartist · 11 months
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any lore you've wanted o share but haven't had an excuse to yet relating to ur aus? :3
OH BOY DO I?!!
Strap ur selfves in, cause I got a lot of lore I wanna talk about :D
(I’ll be sticking to my main 6 tho cause I got way too many aus lmao)
General Lore:
Barrierfall:
Barrierfall is my angstiest AU as many of you know, what some people don’t know however, is that it’s also one of my only True Pacifist a Surface AUs (which kinda makes the fact that all but 3 die sadder but meh)
Magic in this AU is more of a solid thing, it’s why Monsters can create Magical Attacks and Magical food, and in the AU, instead of loosing the ability to use magic, Humans just loose the ability to cast magic themselves and instead have to use items to channel the magic they naturally produce (which is why the items left over by the other human souls have magical aspects)
In Barrierfall Monsters can freely use magic but can’t create it as easily, and Humans create it but can’t use it, this was originally a symbiosis the two species had before the war,
But being locked underground means the monsters were slowly using up all their magic resources, weakening their magic, this is why Frisk has the Reset ability, because they’re not fighting any other magic,
But with the monsters underground, the Humans have a whole lot of magic build up that they’re not using.
So, what happens if you break a window in a submarine?
All the pressure of the water floods in and the sub implodes,
Now, what happens if you break a barrier that’s been stopping any of the magic getting into a basically magic-less cavern?? What happens when a tiny lightbulb is compared to the sun? What happens when a drop of determination is compared to a world of magic??
In other words, here’s the answer to your question everyone who’s been asking why the underground falls and why the reset button is destroyed :D
Spoketale:
The residents of Spoketale know they’re in a game, they’re not supposed to, but when your player is a hacker a few glitches can occur.
386 neutral runs, with various hacking/glitches, Player is curious about how far they can push the characters before something changes, they have however, never done a Genocide or Pacifist route, these glitches can be minor things like; switching item pickups (this is an important lore point to Spoke himself), GodModing and taking no damage, to more impactful glitches,
Like, let’s say… deleting entire characters?? Spoke was right, his papyrus isn’t dead (:
But a side effect of all the glitches is different characters gaining awareness, the story of Spoketale actually takes place where Sans meets Player at the ruins to distract them and buy Alphys and Undyne time to evacuate the underground because they know about the resets and Player (it’s also where Spoke gets the crack in his skull)
Idletale:
If you’ve read the prologue of my fic for Idletale you’ll probably have pieced this together already, but Idletale is set in an AU where Gaster tried to create fake human souls (similar to Handplates) by taking a 16th of a human soul and injecting it into a Host’s soul, after various tests it’s found that a single trait being injected will just overwhelm the soul and kill the host, but with two human traits they cancel each other out allowing the 3 souls to synergies
The three survivors of these tests are Sans (Idle) Papyrus and Undyne,
Sans getting Patients and Justice
Papyrus getting Bravery and Integrity
Undyne getting Kindness and Perseverance
All of them are able to summon the items attributed to the soul traits (yes Idle can summon a gun whenever he wants and yes it’s a horrible idea- who let him do this-)
Another side effect of these tests being that each host can see their soul traits (they can’t see the others only their own)
Sans calls herself a Pb&J Sanswitch much to the chagrin of Patients and Joy of Justice
They’re also able to switch out with their hosts (not this is not DID, I’m not trying to make it an allegory for any disorder) which strengthens certain attacks depending on who’s at the helm
Furcatetale (Rivper):
Not too much lore to tell here, but Rivper himself was the first Sans to receive one of ‘The Keys’, the Integrity Key, given to him by his River Person (due to his Gaster being a massive dick (and the reason Rivper ended up with a half melted Integrity Soul) Riverperson basically adopted Rivper as their own)
The key and internship as a riverperson is why Rivper acts as a multiverse taxi, being able to take anyone to any AU they want (as long as either Rivper or the Passenger have been there before) for 5G,
Their Ferry is also a Gaster blaster (I’ll draw a sketch of it or smthn if y’all r interested)
Helicaltale:
Heck yeah I love this world so much,
Basically helicaltale takes place where after the war, instead of being sealed underground the Monsters were chased away from the safety of MtEbott and instead took refuse in the desert, setting up basically a tent city,
The Humans then placed a curse on them that they can never touch sunlight (I though of this after 47 hrs straight of Minecraft playing so think of how hostile mobs burn in sunlight and that’s basically what happens)
When Sans was 12 (Papyrus being 7) a sickness ran through the camp (it was called ‘The Sunlight Sickness’ cause I thought it sounded cool but now I can think of a better name :/) and during that time the cost of medicines rose 10fold (there’s more lore here but I’ll mention it later in the TW side of this post)
Climatetale:
First things first- basically the polar opposite of Barrierfall where everyone is alive!! Including the human souls
In the AU all the Souls including Frisk and Chara are alive and around the age of 23 (THIS IS FOR JOB/DRIVING REASONS- NOT FOR SHIPPING YOU DEGENERATES. do not use the characters ages as an excuse to ship, both Chara and Frisk are Asexual/Aromantic in this AU, don’t be nasty.)
And all of the Souls work for their Collage newspaper/as reporters, aiming to uncover the truth about the Monsters of Myth.
There was no war in this AU, and similar to Reapertale, a Climatetale monsters are based off ‘things’, Natural Phenomena and Natural Disasters, for Example Sans is based off a Lightning Sprite, Papyrus is based off lighting, Unydne is based off Tsunamis and Alphys is based off Asteroids (cause I think a Dino adjacent character being based off meteors hilarious)
Also, instead of an underground, Mt Ebott erupted Centuries ago (thx Asgore) and its basin cooled and became a massive sinkhole oasis that all of the Monsters live in peacefully,
Frisk and Chara being the first humans they meet in decades
And now onto some of the sadder stuff,
This is bits or lore that are much more confronting, not all my AUs have this,
None of this is too integral so you can stop reading here if the following Trigger Warnings are too upsetting
TW: Suicidal Ideation, Child Abuse/Neglet
Barrierfall:
Despite his vitriol to Ink, Barrier actually blames himself for the loss of his AU,
He was also forced to kill his Papyrus, so survivors guilt and just guilt in general eats at him,
He was the one given the warning by his future self that he didn’t listen to, he was the one that entrusted his AU’s safety to a stranger, he was the one that got himself permanently banned from the Omega-Timeline cutting himself off from the only two other survivors forever,
He says he blames Ink and he’s hunting the creator down for revenge, but honestly, he’s looking for an easy excuse to end up dead,
He knows he can’t beat Ink, he just hopes going into an unwinnable fight would be a step forward in making up for his sins
(Which is stupid cause it’s not his fault but the dumb dumb can’t get it through his thick skull)
Spoketale:
Spoke is cannonicaly dead, while his Papyrus isn’t, Spoke is,
He died when confronting the Player in the Ruins, taking a knife to the eye that killed him near instantly,
Only due to a glitch caused by Players hacking was he able to use a monster candy and restore his HP, leaving him at 10/1HP permanently, but he’s never mentioned it too anyone, not even his papyrus or any of his other friends, too scared that as soon as he acknowledges it, the game codes will realise the glitch and kill him for good,
Never telling anyone about his fears bring mass paranoia making him much more likely to attack when getting defensive
He’s also deathly afraid of reaper sans (pun intended)
Helicaltale:
Remember how I brought up the Sunshine Sickness?? Well it shouldn’t be too bad, their Gaster works in a top level lab in the city with humans to try and find a cure for the curse, making more money then he could ever want
The problem is, he’s always in the city, surely sans is old enough to look after himself and his brother, why would they need a parental figure to take care of them? Phone calls? No, only an email once a month, if lucky
Sure, maybe Gaster doesn’t even know how old his kids are, but it can’t be that bad right??
Papyrus gets sick.
With not enough money for both food and medicine, sans is forced to seek out help from the black market, eventually selling his right eyelight (using it allows the buyer the same teleportation ability sans has) in exchange for the medicine for papyrus,
He’s 12 when he looses his eye, his father never notices, he doesn’t tell anyone, papyrus gets better
This is what inspires Papyrus to join the Royal guard, wanting to protect sans the way he protected him, it’s also what inspires sans to become a magical items trader in the black market (with a strict rule that he doesn’t deal with anyone who hurts kids)
It’s also how he eventually ends up with his own Key, the Bravery Key was given to him in a box along with the orange Glass Eye (this was actually a trade he made with Frisk who needed medicine for their sibling Chara who got sick with Sunshine Sickness as the two had first come to the Underground Tent City)
Anywayssss that’s it for this lore drop
I’m too lazy to actually create in-depth and we’ll thought out lore but I hope this is interesting none the less :D
Also,
WHERE DO YOU ANNONS KEEP COMING FROM??!
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My thoughts on Stranger Things S4
I'm going to break down my thoughts in categories because that's easier for me
Plotlines
The plot line with Murray, Joyce, and Hopper was great! I loved Murray and Joyce's dynamic and Yuri was frustratingly hilarious. I also love Hopper's strength and self-reflection when he was in the camps. And when he reunited with Joyce 🥰
The plot line in California with Jonathan, Mike, Argyle, and Will bored me for the most part. It is also so frustrating that Will is clearly internally dealing with something (I've seen fans guessing he's gay and has a crush on Mike) and Mike can't recognize it. Mike really annoyed me this season between that and how he was angry that "El didn't need him anymore".
The main plot line with Vecna and the Upside Down was amazing. I loved it. I laughed and cried a lot this season.
Characters and Ships
Max's grief and fear of being killed by Vecna brought me to tears multiple times this season. That scene when she read her letter to Billy at his grave broke me.
I love that Robin and Nancy got to know each other better too. I really enjoyed their visit to the asylum with Victor and getting to see Vecna's backstory. The girls' personalities contrast with each other so much and that dynamic was great to watch.
Steve's annoyance at being the babysitter was really funny. I also enjoyed his dynamic with Eddie, they are hilarious together.
Eddie was a character that I did not like when he was first introduced but he definitely grew on me as the season went on. His banter with the characters was great and his relationship with Dustin was so wholesome. And I can't believe he was killed off, what is it with this show killing the characters that have the biggest potential for character development?? It's infuriating.
Robin was one of the characters I was the most excited to see in season 4. I loved her helping the group and braving the Upside Down even though she was rightful scared. I also loved her and Steve navigating her crush on Vickie.
Argyle's character was kinda meh to me. He was funny sometimes, but I wish we knew more about him.
Jason's character terrified me. He instantly wanted blood and was able to rally his friends and the town behind him.
El's journey throughout the season was great. She had a lot of self-discovery and the exploration of her relationships with Dr. Brenner and Henry were so interesting.
Vecna / Henry's character was definitely the highlight of season four. This was the first time a human-like villain was introduced and I was obsessed every time he was on screen. His presence was amazing in both the flashback scenes and as Vecna due to how unsettling his character is. Before it was revealed that he has been the monsters in each season all along, I wondered if that was the case. I can't wait to see what happens next season.
Nancy's was great this season. I've loved seeing her progression over the seasons as her confidence grows. And her determination to kill Vecna when she shot him and "I have two guns in my room", I love her.
I'm not sure how I feel about the love triangle that's forming with her and Jonathan. Jonathan and Nancy have been through a lot together but their lives are starting to go into different directions and I wish they would just talk about it! It seems like Steve and Nancy might be developing feelings for each other again and I don't know how I feel about it. Both their characters have grown so much since they dated in season one that things could potentially work out but Nancy is still dating Jonathan.
I loved that Lucas and Max's relationship was explored more since I feel like it has kinda been on the back burner. They had so many good scenes together, like when Vecna attacked Max in the graveyard and the attic.
Ending
The very end of the season, with Upside Down spilling into our world is terrifying. This is the first season where there is a cliff hanger and the characters haven't won.
I was crying during most of the end because of things listed below
Jonathan telling Will that he will love him not matter what because he suspects he's gay
Max admitting that she prayed Billy would die, that she hesitated because she wasn't sure he should be saved, and she now wishes she would die instead
Max's memory to retreat in was the Snow Ball
Joyce having a flashback of Bob's death when Hopper says he will distract the demodogs
Steve's sacrifice and death
Lucas' reaction to Max's broken bones and bleeding eyes
"I can't see or feel anything."
Max telling Lucas she doesn't want to die
The crew reuniting in the aftermath of the "earthquake"
Max and the crew in the hospital
Dustin talking with Wayne Munson about Eddie
El and Hopper reuniting
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Top 5 Horror Movies? Can be all in the same franchise or stacked together for variety. I need some movies to watch tonight since I can't watch my favorite (Trick R Treat).
What would everyone from The Echo Garden go as this year?
honestly I don't watch a ton of horror movies... these might seem kinda meh to you if you're a big horror fan!
Ghost Ship (2002) 28 Days Later Donnie Darko I was gonna say Hocus Pocus and Nightmare Before Christmas but those aren't really horror, are they... uh... o.o
all I can think of are the movies my friends used to like xD so I'll give you those:
Leprechaun series Thirteen Ghosts Evil Dead
wellllll hope something there is fun for you xD
I answered what Rodimus and Soundwave would be here, sooo lessee...
Movie Night bots take turns being each other, and this year, they finally have someone new to be! Everyone is Soundwave for Halloween. And they look RIDICULOUS
Whirl is Shockwave and he spends the night complaining that one of his arms is even more useless than usual, because it's a gun, hey wait, guns are awesome-
Ultra Magnus is a passage of the Autobot Code with a misspelling (the horror!!)
Toaster is a scraplet (he bites)
Megatron doesn't have a costume but he does have ears. fox? cat? rat? it's hard to tell and no one wants to ask
-Whirl gets kicked out of the party for shooting his gun arm so he comes back as Getaway and gets kicked out EVEN HARDER-
Cyclonus acts like he has something in his hands. when someone in a costume asks him what it is, he opens to reveal empty palms and says "Your dignity"
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**I would like to properly introduce myself to you ladies and gents
> I go by el as you can see...
> I luv bands (that's what my blog is all about tbh)
Here are some of my fav bands/artist right now that I casually listen to. Can't say I'm like a superfan of some of them, but i do enjoy and listen to their tunes --(ps. kinda random?...so bear with me \˚ㄥ˚\ )
Guns N' Roses - This my main one since day 1 lol. I luvv this band sooo muchh (╥﹏╥)
**My fav songs from them:
Think About You [:AFD]
My Michelle [:AFD]
Rocket Queen [:AFD]
(or basically the Appetite for destruction album (○゚ε゚○) )
Dust N' Bones [:UYI 1]
Perfect Crime [:UYI 1]
Don't Cry (Original) [:UYI 1]
Estranged [:UYI 2]
Get in the ring [:UYI 2]
You could me mine [:UYI 2]
Hair of the dog [:TSI]
Better [:CD]
Whooo... That was really hard.
Mötley Crüe - luv these dudes a lotttt (* ̄︶ ̄*)
Metallica - yeah
Ozzy Osbourne - dude's just cool ya'know?
Bring Me The Horizon - thanks to AmEN i became a fan of them (๑¯ω¯๑)
Falling in Reverse - tdimiy &lt;3
My Chemical Romance - no explanation. just them
Nirvana - their mtv unplugged just made me fall in luv with the band more
David Bowie - all i have is luv 4 this man I've never met. luv ur music dave
Queen - ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—oh
The Beatles - obladioblada (luv me sum british folks)
AC/DC - they shook me all night long
Led Zeppelin - started listening to their music more when I started using their song for a chapter i was writing
Foo Fighters - i luv My Hero so much
Post Malone - he's just a chill guy and also, he's cool
Tyler The Creator - can be goofy but creates good music
Childish Gambino - im obsessed with Bonfire
The 1975 - _(:з」∠)_ don't ask
The Neighborhood - when i wanna feel diff lol
Rex Orange County - my fav artist from 2022
5sos - luv this band a lottt. kinda had a small phase in 2022
Daniel Caesar - his songs just don't miss GOSHHH
Black Veil Brides - first emo band that i heard as a kid
Justin Bieber - im not a believer. i always hear his songs when i was a kid. and i gotta say, they're awesome. always go back to his old stuff when i wanna feel nostalgic (lol, yeah "nostalgic")
There are more, definitely. But i can't fit them all, can I?
Honorable Mentions
[bands/artist i don't listen too much or don't listen to at all but like a lot]
Dave Mustaine - he's just ginger that's it. a bit grumpy but whatevs
Mick Jagger - M A J E S T I C
Tom Keifer/Cinderalla - gorgeous dude. i luv nobody's fool sm
Aerosmith - &lt;3
Small facts about me...
I like to write random stories. Most of them are inspired by the songs I was listening when I wrote them. Could be from the title, the lyrics or the feel from the song.
Also write songs. Most are unfinished. I'm trying to write with an accompaniment of a guitar, but I'm still learning, hoping to shred soon lol (i got a long way)
I like Axl. I think we all have an inner axl rose inside of us. We all get pissed by little things, could be cause by past experiences or trauma. So, kinda relate to him just a tiny bit.
Wannabe rockstar.. gosh it's kinda sad. Idek if it's possible in this time.
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You reached the end. Thanks for reading all that. Bit boring? Meh. That's all you really need to know
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