#Home Advice

[victusinveritas]

[miamibeachbroker]

From Empty Nest to Cozy Haven: Making Your New House Feel Like Home

Retirement is a significant turning point in life when you can finally enjoy the fruits of your labor. Here are some ideas to make settling into your new home easier.

This is a work by a guest blogger, Lance Cody-Valdez. Retirement is a significant turning point in life when you can finally enjoy the fruits of your labor. This also means taking a step back and relocating to a new home that offers a more relaxed life. But, moving to a new house can be overwhelming, and settling in may take longer than expected, especially if you are shifting to an unfamiliar…

[apinchofsanity]

As a neurodivergent individual, the worst piece of advice anybody can give when you're nervous is "just be yourself" -_-

.... Like ma'am.... how am I supposed to (sanely) explain to you that I physically cannot 'just be myself' because the self you are referring to is a carefully constructed facade tailored specifically to you and is in fact made up of an amalgamation of personality traits cherry picked from other people/fictional characters to suit your preference and personality?!!

[mossandfog]

Be a Smarter Homeowner With Solid Repair Advice

Making repairs to your home can be daunting, especially if you don’t have the necessary tools or experience. But having a functional home is essential for comfort and safety. Fortunately, some simple tips and tricks can help you make your house more efficient without too much hassle. Whether it’s replacing a broken appliance, fixing leaky pipes, or even just doing some minor DIY projects around…

[audrinawf]

unpopular opinion but if a man likes you all you have to do is be loyal and pleasant to him. you don’t have to be paying his bills,you don’t have to prove anything to him, you don’t have to be cooking him him 3 course meals every single day or be his maid. A man that has you doing all the emotional, physical and psychological labor in the relationship doesn’t love you

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

haha just kidding, nothing is free!

100 bucks. fork it over.

[thatsbelievable]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Wichita Beacon, Kansas, December 26, 1921

[ohno-wallace]

And the rest is history 💌

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

No, but you don't understand, Technus is so fucking funny, and without even trying. Like, imagine telling somebody about his whole deal, it'd be a trainwreck lmao.

"So there's this ghost who can control all kinds of technology."

"Okay."

"He looks like an off brand cosplay of Nikola Tesla and can and will villain monologue you to death."

"Yeah, okay, continue."

"One of his plans of world domination was fully dependant on making his favourite enemies-to-lovers ship canon."

"I'm sorry, what."

The most outrageous thing, tho! The thing that drives me up the wall!! Is that his convoluted plans work like clockwork!!! If Sam wasn't an MVP that she is, then Technus' plan to take over the internet by playing a fucking videogame would have been successful. Combining Technus' technology and Skulker's mastery with weapons was a real pro gamer move, and they did almost beat Danny's ass in under 5 minutes. His plan to distract both Danny and Valerie by matchmaking them was stupid as fuck and yet it fucking worked!! How the fuck did it work.

His downfalls are literally 1) his arrogance, and 2) simple dumb bad luck. The reason why he and Skulker failed was because they both were pretentious fucks and were too prideful to cooperate with each other properly despite literally sharing a body. And if Danny and Valerie were a little less afraid of the other getting hurt, he'd have succeeded there, like, for real-real.

His failings more often than not are really just unlucky coincidencies. What a loser lmao.

[besnouted]

pancake breakfast

[aspiringnexu]

One of the funniest things about the Kelvin alternate timeline is the fact that Jonathan Archer is a) still alive, b) still in Starfleet, and c) seems to have taken up breeding beagles whilst teaching courses at the Academy and Scotty lost his best one in a transporter accident.

One of the movie writers even confirmed that this is meant to be that Jonathan Archer, same as the Prime timeline, but this motherfucker is like 146 years old and still turning up to teach these young hooligans that space is dangerous and aliens can be unreasonably mean.

I'm headcanoning that in both timelines the usual lifespan for Humans and Andorians is about 120 years but Archer and Shran are beating the odds by fondly arguing every day with neither wanting to die before getting the last word in. A strategy Bones would later employ. (No, seriously, Bones in the Prime timeline got to 137+. Via spite, I think.)

[anirudhpisharody]

feeling deranged

[merakiui]

Just read ur scummy sleazy floyd and omg ,,,, more crumbs mayhaps 🤲🧎‍♀️

>:D the vision for this concept is essentially: you and Floyd fucked in a bathroom at a club once, he's now a contact in your phone, and you keep telling yourself you won't talk to him often. But like all bad habits, Floyd is your worst one yet and it's so difficult to break away. <3 you go from arguing one-sidedly over text to meeting up to fuck. Maybe you always go to his place because you do not want your roommate to catch you with Floyd after you adamantly told them there was nothing between the two of you (your roommate is not fooled; also maybe your roommate is Rook LOL).

Of course this also means there's a high chance you'll run into Floyd's roommate and twin brother (Jade), but at least Jade doesn't pry (too much). Unlike Rook, who wants all of the details because he thinks your relationship with Floyd is a beautifully complicated thing. He's your biggest supporter, a devout fan of the Floyd x Shrimpy ship.

If it's omegaverse, imagine how yummy it would be if you've been fucking Floyd on and off and it gets to a point where you're both so familiar with each other's scents and habits. He wakes up early like he always does to start breakfast, but he makes it just the way you like it only to realize you're not here today. Ooooo he is so in love with you and in classic Floyd fashion he may not even realize it yet.

AAAAA and maybe you're both so used to just fucking, so when Floyd tries to (very awkwardly) ask you to dinner you're like "???? so we fuck and then dinner? Or...????" T_T It's a date. He wants to take you on a date. >_< but Floyd's too scared to step out of the confines of this situationship, so he just shrugs and says, "Yeah, sure. Whatever works for Shrimpy." orz communication is terrible, but you'll both get there one day.

[tmos-time]

mermaid/human!!!! both ways would be sick if you want to draw them twice :0

WELL. so i was going to just draw one quick doodle of the merstuck au that already lives in my head, and then the reverse of sollux being an eel merman. that didnt happen <3

someone needs to yell at me to either make more comics or write the damn fanfiction for this au at some point, t4t merstuck erisol has been rotating on and off in my damn head since 2018 LMAO

[elderwisp]

i'm lovin how atlas's loft is turning out