#I adore Vic. I am going to do such things to that man.

[gravedigest]

SCRAMBLES THROUGH BREAKS THROUGH

HEY SO YOU KNOW THAT ONE DS NONCANON DEIMOS DEATH? IF SOMEHOW VICTOR FOUND OUT (I’m not sure if he would, Dei doesn’t want to stress Victor out, directly asking for protection for him) WHAT WOULD HE DO?

If its not too spoilery anyways!

Aside from that I love the roommates idea so much, that’s big brain stuff there. And it’s very effective at the “so you know how Dei dies in the end? So let’s make his life and interactions nice for bigger impact :)” thing you’ve said before and OUGHHHH. It also stirs up terrible terrible curiosity in me, and single-handedly made me like Victor

OOOOOOOOH GOD I NEVER CONSIDERED IT.

I would go into an entire tangent but.

At the very least. Victor isn’t gone forever from the story, and his reaction would probably be very, very, very strong.

God I love him so much. I have plans. Evil little plans.

His character in MPN has just enough little morsels to play around with in Incredibly Fun Ways.

My little burger boy. <3

I would absolutely do a followup to that once I get my horrible little machinations out, because it’d be fun.

Intricacies aside,

Concept of seeing a weird chunk of machinery on some guys desk. You have no idea why it looks familiar, you’re just talking to your landlord but you can’t stop looking at it.

What do you do when it clicks that you’re looking at the back of your friend’s head?

[beans-in-a-toaster]

The whole G13/Usha thing is really making a home in my brain atm. How much of Usha is being destroyed by being two minds in one body? G13 is pushing her down and drowning her out now, so what's gonna happen when they get out, how much of her will be left? Will Usha be a shell of a person, still mentally absent like she is now becoming in G13? That's like a worst-case scenario but imagine. If that happens, I am going to cry. A lot. Usha is so adorable as a character and Rehka can do something devastating if she wants to. I almost expect her to, given her bit being so combative with Brennan. Oh, you want a fun no-consequences, action story? How about I erase the mind of the sweet grandma I gave everyone and scar every player at the table?

The dynamics in general between the action heroes and Lake Elsinore crew sharing bodies is so fun and I'm happy to see how they'e being explored and are different between each player. Vic and Wendell are teamed up and act as one sometimes. Jennifer is subtly helping Russell, but never overtaking him. Jack and Paula are so funny but equally helping each other especially in terms of the divorce. Dang is letting down Greg and is left alone and unsatisfied. Liv and Kingskin are still developing in my mind, but I love how Liv is kinda become comfortable being this hulking fridge of a man, a mob boss who holds hands with his lackey because Doug Meat is awesome and my everything.

I don't know how to end this, but NSBU has been so fun to watch each week and I really hope that we see some real character fuckery as the season begins coming to a close.

[tewwor]

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send🍒 for nice words >:) ( accepting ) — whoever sent this, ilu

anon, you're so goated 4 this. gotta crack my hand knuckles and brain knuckles for this because WHEW....... i do have that many folks i'd love to yap about in no particular order. also, this is so long — that's my only warning ❤️️

🍒 @desalvar idc if we've only written 1 thing together. i don't care if we haven't chatted an exuberant amount. i'm here to say i love nik sm and i love how passionate you are about him. those hcs i see floating around? eat them up instantly. i cannot wait to yap and explore more no matter how long it takes!!!!!!

🍒 @interxstitial YAINT SLICK. I SAW THAT OTHER ASK SO I MUST PUT YOU ON BLAST about how much i've come to cherish you. fr fr i haven't hehe'd haha'd with a relatively newish mutual this fast in a Long time. but you take the cake. the entire bakery, even. the way you just... okay, look, i said it literally when i first imed you, but your verses are so CHEFS KISS GOOD. THE WAY YOU WRITE IS SO INCREDIBLY GOOD. JIWON AS A ENTIRE CHARACTER IS SO SENSATIONAL.

you're so silly, he's so silly, we're all so silly together. the marked literally became a whole ass community because of your enthusiasm. it genuinely encouraged me to not hold back and continue to yap about all of their stupid nuanced dynamics. and the way we have soooooo many threads together, but they all feel different? juniper's just babey!!!! he's the marked's babey!!!!! don't even get me started on ravi.... i did not think anyone would pick him up by the scruff and hang onto that bro frat man bro. hes so ridiculous but you RAN WITH IT AND WE KEPT SPRINTING. you're amazing, i'm so so happy i followed you all those months ago ❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️

🍒 @gollldrush okay, not going to lie. you're currently an inspiration for my writing. there, i said it. you're so well-rounded with so many genres — like how can you write the most visceral angst, fluff, action, and eerily atmospheric threads? hello? i'm knocking on your blog door, teach me?????? i absolutely adore leo and ellory both SO much. but the way you write rilen specifically has me fascinated.

also, not to mention, it's a field day to chat with you in the best way possible. you're SO nice and you, too, have contributed greatly to the inner dynamics of the marked. i can't wait to see what other shenanigans we come up in the future ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

🍒 @justsurvival KEVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gosh. DARN. sorry if this comes across as too much, but i was so incredibly excited to see you back. would also like to thank the stars for aligning, because i literally got flashbacks to hatsune miku ORYN THE OTHER DAY OUT OF NOWHERE? the picture... haunts me....... anyways. you're a phenomenal writer across the board. you're so fun to chat with and your creativity's off the fucking charts. when i said i couldn't pick who to write a starter for, i meant it. the concepts are all so GOOD it amkes me ( wails on the floor )

🍒 @cordoliae vic, this is my official appreciate blog post tweet story. i cannot for the life of me... even begin to explain / do justice to how wonderful you are. like, as a person AND a writer — i am bowing down at the steepest degree. your writing is TOP TIER and it has influenced my writing so, so much. a lot of the prosier things i type has 10000% been from our earlier threads where mister no-good chanyeol plonked himself in baby jail to bother THE love his life 💗

also, idk if i've ever told you this but i got into botw because of you. like off to the sidelines, i got that game to relive some nostalgia and try to understand that world more and got dunked into getting lost in everything for an eternity. i would also like to POINT OUT that your understanding of ANY canon you write floors me. vincenzo? that's quite literally him pulled from the kdrama itself. BONGGIL? THAT'S HIM DIRECTLY FROM THE SCREEN ITSELF — ACTUALLY? I would like to also point out how ecstatic i was when you reached out about mutually loving exh.uma. i quite literally haven't tunneled that fast before, and while my focus is severally scattered right now — the best shamans are still in my brain. also, you're one of the 3 people that got me into op, so thank you sm for that ♡♡

🍒 @huntershowl ( kicks thru the wall big bird style ). raine... you.. i cannot describe everything i adore about you, but i sure can try. let's get the obvious out of the way, alright? seph, the creature that you are........ fantastic.. feral..... so for real with the cards you've been dealt............. i want to dub you and seph as THE ones that got me to progress jie so much. also litho HELLO? NOT TO DRAG THAT BEATEN HORSE BACK IN but i'm so serious when i say this, he's like so close to being a single ship with seph. highkey the reason why he only crawls out of his stupid cave when seph's around. it still might end up happening, but either way — the influence and sheer devotion and love he has for seph clocks me over the head every single time.

NOW FOR THE NEWERISH DEVELOPMENT. i might not be immersed in jj.k and only have a pinky toe dipped into wb / bn.ha BUT i know you're taking everything and everyone by storm. anytime i see one of your posts about anxiety ( which is so totally understandable ), i'd like to try and reassure you that there's an entire group of folks that love and adore your version of canons and ocs. and if anyone else tries to muck around like a fucking buffoon, i'll send a mathematical plague upon them i s2g

🍒 @xinxiins this is my confession.... not featuring usher, hi, it's just me. i'm clearing out the entire room to say that you have reconnected jie with his culture and i am so forever grateful for that. his slice of life verse version is currently hibernating, but i Did Not Forget about our yapping and immersion in a community he so desperately wanted to be a part of. and as someone that's also struggled with that connection, i thank you so so so SO much from the bottom of my heart. it's truly so incredibly special to have experienced that, and i hope to continue that in the future!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO, YOUR WRITING IS BREATHTAKING. I FEEL LIKE THAT'S A GIVEN BUT I HAVE TO SAY IT ANYWAYS. AND YOU'RE A GEM TO TALK TO ❣❣❣❣❣❣❣

🍒 @fangmother don't mind me scooting on by, but hi, yes, hello. i know we recently started to interact, but a) love the way you write b) love the lore you have surrounding rainer b.1) i was so immersed reading up on her bio / verses — like, truly, thank you for the meal c) cannot wait to explore more dynamics because already, i'm buckled up for more replies and will eventually reach out just to yap yap yap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🍒 @miidnighters brodie.... 100 golden stars for you. just.. gosh..... i can say with full confidence, i will never tire of your characters ever. i don't care if we have a million dynamics with the x amount of characters i have. i still want more!!!!!!!!! you're so talented. honestly very inspirational. idr if i told you this before, but you are also 100000% part of the reason why i got so involved with the marked. OH? ALSO? LETS NOT FORGET HARBORVIEW TOO? before the marked consumed me BUT HELLO???? FLYNN IS HARBORVIEW'S COLLECTIVE GROWN MAN BUT ALSO BABEY. ahem, anyways, i've learned so many new things about my own characters because of our interactions. and i always, always wish the best for you / am so grateful we're pals.

🍒 @catfcng going to be so fr, idk most of the fandoms you run with but i want to ( eventually )!!!!!!!!!! there's just something so captivating with the way you write and bring attention to your characters in the best way possible. also? your blog's entire aesthetic is So Good. i hope to write more with you and will always cheer loudly from the sidelines !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[torchlitinthedesert]

Victor Spinetti on meeting the Beatles, and encountering Beatlemania:

"The Beatles had seen a show I was in, Oh! What a Lovely War -- it caused a bit of sensation -- and George Harrison said, 'Oh, Vic. You've got to be in our film. If you're not in our film, me Mom won't come because she fancies you.' So I was cast in this Beatles film, A Hard Day's Night, then later Help! and Magical Mystery Tour.

"Beatlemania in Europe was amazing, but in New York it was something else altogether, people went mad, absolutely insane about the Beatles. On the first night on Broadway of Oh! What a Lovely War, which was a musical about the First World War, I came out on stage and a group of girls at the back screamed, 'Victor Spinetti, aaaaahhhhhhhh!' They were shouting things like, 'he's touched George!' I said to the cast, 'It's alright, there's a bit of a disturbance, hang on.'

"'Listen my darlings,' I told the girls. 'This is a show about the First World War, but I'll tell you what, if you keep quiet during the show you can come down and sit in the first row afterwards and we'll do a 10-minute semester on the Beatles.' 'Thank you, thank you!' they squealed.

"You see, I know what it is like to hunger after knowing something about someone you really love, I mean adore passionately. When I was a kid, if somebody had said to me, 'I know Rita Hayworth,' I'd have said, 'Oh! What is she like?' Well it was the same thing for these kids. When I first met the Beatles, in fact, I was asked constantly, by everybody, 'What are they like?' Literally by everybody -- by Laurence Olivier: 'What are they like? What are they like? What are they like?'"

"...They came to the show just to hear these Beatles stories at the end of the performance. Sold a lot of tickets that way. They used to come from Detroit, from Chicago, from Pittsburgh. They'd fly in to come to the matinee and then they would all sit down and we'd do this 10-minute semester on the Beatles...

"Then, one afternoon, Warren Beatty was in my dressing room. He said, 'Victor, I've got a problem here. I hear there's a crowd of teenage girls at the stage door. You know, they're going to tear me apart.' Well, I didn't tell him that they were in fact Beatles fans. I just said, 'Oh, they'll be OK, don't worry.' So as we came up to the stage door, he was behind me, they all shrieked in unison, 'Victor Spinetti!' And they parted, leaving this astonished man. I can still see his face to this day.

"The same thing happened to the Beatles, once. I was on a plane once with them. We landed in New York, just to refuel, that is all. We were not allowed off the plane. And suddenly an immigration officer got on the plane and said, 'Is there a Victor Spinetti here?' John said, 'They're deporting you, you bloody wop. Ellis Island awaits.'

"'Yes, I am he,' I said. 'Would you come to the door of the plane, please,' the man said, 'and wave, because your fan club is at the airport.' The Beatles cried, 'His fan club!?' It was like that joke about the Pope. I'm standing next to the Beatles at the door of the plane, waving with the lads, and these people were shouting, 'Victor! Victor!'

"John said, 'Hey, Vic, we're really impressed, think we could join?' So I wrote to the lady who ran the club, and the Beatles and Brian Epstein all got a card saying they were members of the Official Victor Spinetti Fan Club of America."

[yourleastfavoriteguyinthechairr]

guess who watched the from s2 finale? me, and i’ve got some shit to say (spoilers ahead))

reactions:

(warning: spoilers + cursing + super long post (summary at the bottom))

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-alright let’s go, boyd wyd just standing there

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-why are you looking for randall’s body- like- what’s the point in that

-jUMPSCaRE oh sHIT HES ALIVE

-oh fUCk julie’s screaming now

-oh shit it’s gonna be marielle next

-SHIT I WAS RIGHT

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-boyd why are you back in that place

-oh fuck she hearing the music??? oh shit is something bad abt to happen??

-screaming?? OH JULIE AND RANDALL AND MARIELLE

-yo her nose gon bleed??

-WHATS HURTING THEM SARA WE MUST KNOW

-language kenny

-NEEDS THEM FOR WHaaT

-oh fuck boyd brought it that’s not good for his conscience

-too late for whAt??

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-tabitha. tabby. the tower is nOt the answer. don’t please don’t

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-reggie that smile fake af you better not do something dumb

-FUCK YEA MARRIGE

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-jade what are you doin- *gets jumpscared by jade smashing the glass* oh ok

-oh it’s the bartender dude

-jade having the same shit as boyd w/ khatri?? (rip my dude)

-interesting method

-nO NOT THE TUNNELS

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-awh no don’t be upset boyd :(

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-reggie. oh shit. this can’t go well

-fUCKING SHIT YOU JUST WH-- REGGIE YOU ARENT RANDALL

-oh fuck who’s he gonna shoot

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-jade you brave dumbass

-alright who else thinks that string gonna get cut or some shit

-oh fuck don’t lose your flashlight

-NOT THE FUCKING DOLL AGAIN

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-boyd i understand your pain but i don’t think cursing out god is gonna help

-donna oh my gOD what an icebreaker

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-awh no poor kristi :(

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-boyd!!! it’s marrige!! don’t miss the marrige!!

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-oh fuck jade

-what the fuck those kids saying anyway?? ahncewy?? encehwy??

-oh yay it’s another vision

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-yo vic them trees move again??? oh hey clinking--

-OH MY GOD VICTOR GIVING TABBY THE SNACKS I CaNT

-THIS SWEET TRAUMATIZED OLD MAN LOOK AT HIM OH MY GOD HE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER

-aaand now he’s alone

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-*gasp* YAY MARRIAGE

-oh my god ellis you’re so fucking adorable

-a literal golden retriever

-boyd istg if you don’t show up to your sons wedding imma hurt you

-YAYY HES HERE

-AWWW HES GONNA WALK HER LOOK AT THIS IM GOING TO DIE

-*is just dying of fluff overload the entire time*

-uhhh boyd you good

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-oh fuck

-REGGIE DONT YOU DaRE

-FUCK

-FUCK

-oh he’s dead. go boyd

-BOYD YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU GOT SHOT AND YOU STILL GOIN THERE??? BOYD. BOYD YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION BOYD-

-oh fuck we back here

-yo that old man still there??

-OH SHIT ITS JULIE AND MARIELLE AN RANDALL

-wait hol up- does that mean the same thing happening to jul/elle/randy happened to the old man???

-SMASH THE MUSIC BOX S M A S H I T

-FUCK ITS YOUR DEAD WIFE

-fuck don’t listen to her

-FUCK she makes a good point

-FUCK SHE COULD BE LYING

-GOOD ON YOU BOYD SMASH THE FUCKING BOX

-THEY LIVE THANK THE FUCKING GODS

-oh wait oh shit what abt tabby don’t you dARE HURT HER-

-nah man am i the only one concerned abt randall being left alone shit didn’t go well last time

-p l e a s e jim where is your wife

-the buzzing oh shit i knew something was off

-…quiet before the storm???

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-TABBY FINALLY

-my fibromyalgia could not handle those stairs mmMm

-those damn children’s voices

-how that shit even turning smh

-oh we going up

-those windows don’t look safe tabby

-what a beautiful view

-OH THERES A KID

-biw (boy-in-white) wdym- oh don’t you dare- OH FUCK TABBY OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

-DONT YOU DARE END THERE

-oh my god she’s in a hospital room

-wait what

-oh fuck don’t tell me she was in a coma and it was all her imagination

-wait no that wouldn’t track

-wait

-oh fuck

-don’t tell me it kicked her out and left her family in there

-don’t do this to me or her

-OH FUCK OH SHIT

-OH MY GOD

-*incoherent sobbing*

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as a summarization: what the fuck

[albatris]

hi hi hello i come bearing a Blorbo Ramble

so! Salvatore. my mans. he's a vampire from yet another semi-obscure horror/creepypasta series i'm fixated on called Bonesaw Vic's Cryptozoological Gardens!! a series about a guy who gets a job working at a zoo for monsters, run by an ex hitman! and my mans Salvatore is one of the exhibits, and i'm so fixated on him!!

the backstory for Salvatore is that he was a mobster alongside the zoo's owner (Victor), working for the same boss. unfortunately, though, Victor turned against him, tricking him and then feeding him to a group of vampires, resulting in him being turned into one. he then kept Salvatore trapped in an abandoned warehouse for a couple years, but he broke out eventually.

Salvatore tried to hunt Victor down to get his revenge, but he ended up being captured and he's been kept in the zoo as like... his punishment for daring to stand against Victor. and Salvatore really highlights how fucked up the zoo is, because he hasn't been fed in the nearly 10 years or so that he's been there. because vampires can't technically die from starvation, even if they feel its effects. so he's just... suffering constantly and all too aware that there's no way out for him.

the series isn't done yet so idk where it's going, but i just adore Salvatore. he's interesting and tragic and incredibly entertaining. and there's a lot of details i didn't go into that make me more interested in him (like how he actually killed the vampires who turned him, how he taught himself to perfect his limited mind control abilities without any help, or like.... so much more.... i love him)

also i looked at him and diagnosed him with Gender so i have decided he's trans (and also intersex!), and i want to do something exploring that but we'll see ajdjjf i just. i care him

HI HI HELLO

Salvatooooore beloved

poor dude, holy shit, he sounds like he's had such a rough go of it??? please dear god let this guy catch a break???

Victor better watch his fuckin back bc he's gonna catch these hands if he's not careful. Victor sounds like a jerk and I am GOING to fight him

the uhhh zoo for monsters sounds like. hm. well, it sure is something! I'm all for a monster zoo in theory as long as the monsters are well-cared for and are vibin and have proper enrichment and space and protection and aren't, y'know, STARVED FOR TEN YEARS????? (BRUH??)..... but yeah this zoo sounds fucked..... and I will also be fistfighting the zoo as a concept and everyone who has a hand in running it :)

but yeah uhh?? Salvatore sounds like he's kind of a fuckin hardcore badass and has done some pretty impressive stuff in some pretty bleak circumstances.... like.... I still wish things were better and easier for the lad though.....

I want to protect him, I want to wrap him in a blanket, I want to launch everyone who has been cruel to him into the sun. I am giving him a little kiss on the forehead

also..... Salvatore intersex and trans of gener..... yes. stamp of approval. yes yes yes

[winderlylandchime]

1/2And here is 4x07: ‘Okay, i decided. It will be a scare. That will result into him having some wake up call and confess his love for Blondie. But Bri Bri will be absolutely fine.’ He pressed play and the episode starts with the mri scans/doctor check up ‘OH COME ON! He cant catch a fucking break! He can’t have cancer. No. It’s a scare. NO HE WILL NOT DIE! NO’ Vic’s funeral is up ‘Brian is here. Of course he is. Going to a funeral after finding out you MIGHT have cancer is fucked up. (The scene with Brian/Jen/Justin happens) No Brian, no. DAMN IT JUSTIN DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THE SCARE YET. Damn it, Jen. Fucking hell, they don’t know yet’ the Britin picnic is up!!! ‘Awww LOOK AT THEM! CUTE AND (Brian reads his fortune cookie “a surprise awaits you”) well that’s just fucked up while he waits to find out if he has cancer or not. *pauses tv* THE MAN YOU LOVE! HE SAID THE MAN YOU LOVE! AND BRIAN DIDNT RUN FOR THE HILLS! Oh i am so totally right about Brian having a wake up call because of his scare and confessing his love. *plays ep again* oh Justin is a writer! Awww that was cut- YOU MISSED THE CUTE PART! Look *rewinds ep and hold my face to show me the part where Justin lays on Brians lap and they kiss* ADORABLE! Oh they are about to have sexy time. Brian, are we getting old? You wouldve jumped at the opportunity to fuck anywhere but the bed. Nevermind floor sex it is. (Brian stops Justin from having sex) oh no. HE JUST FAKE TIRED! Oh shit, he is scared that Justin will feel the lump.’ The scene where Debbie blast Christmas music and Emmett wakes up all dramatic ‘is that how it was when i woke you up at 5 am with that Sandstorm song? My bad..whats going on with Debbie? Christmas for Vic. Okay. Grief makes you do weird shit and that’s okay.’ ‘Shit. I was worried this Ted and Blake thing was moving too fast. Fuck. Damn it, i was hoping they’d finally be happy’ ‘you know what would be even better than Brian having his little father son moment? If Justin was there. No Brian, you ARE going to grow old! With Blondie. Because I said so. (Brian says teletubbies could make gus gay and this fucker looks at me and points and goes ‘YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH THEM’) fuck you lindsay, he is actually a GREAT father. Wait lindsay you are onto something here, he would look spectacular as one of those half silver foxes with a bit of beard. *looks at me and snaps his fingers trying to remember something* who was that guy that just wanted to work and fuck and then he fell in love…come on be useful..he was hot. Still is. GEORGE CLOONEY! Yes! That! Yup. Same person. Kinda. Im onto something.’ ‘Ben, my man. Don’t take this the wrong way but if you say “you dont have it” to mike, one more time. I am jumping through this tv.’ ‘NO TED. Please don’t do anything stupid. Please tell me you’re at the club to hang out. Not to get high. Please no. No. (Shows Justin and Emmett) GOOD BOY TED!’ ‘I need Brian to come clean to Justin. Too old? What the fuck kind of line is that? Baby, if he fucked you when you got that atrocious buzzcut, why would the hair be a problem now? (Brian comes home to the guys) wait what? Okay Justin. Look at you, you little kinky shit! I like this Justin. But damn it, would it kill them to talk to each other? Brian, come on. It’s just a scare so just tell him’ Emmett and Ted scene is up! ‘EMMETT! My babies! I miss this ted and emmett so much, give me my babies back!’ Brian and Michael scene is up ‘brian can’t escape death talk or balls. Fucking hell. Can everyone stop talking so that he gets his head out of his ass and tell blondie about it. Unless if this is his wake up call. Don’t worry Bri Bri, you will be okay, its just a scare. Cause I said so. And i control the story!’

THE MAN YOU LOVE! HE SAID THE MAN YOU LOVE! AND BRIAN DIDNT RUN FOR THE HILLS! Mmmmhmmm.

I LOVE how excited he is about Ted and Emmett being friends again. And his reaction to Ben being such a fucking baby about his book especially in the face of Mikey's success with Rage.

[bitches-who-write]

Could you do separate Bowers gang hc’s where their fem s/o is just a complete air head? Like she acts just like Troy Barnes from The Community (a show on Netflix). Here’s a link! You 2 are great writers!! Have a good day 🖤

Yes! Okay so a lot of Troy Barnes quotes were used. Hope you enjoy!

Air Head

Warnings: Foul language

Henry

He gets annoyed with you very easily.

Can’t believe the stupid shit that comes out of your mouth sometimes.

Always has the ‘Is she fucking serious?’ look on his face.

You two will be talking about one thing and you’ll just start talking about something completely different.

‘Hey Henry, what does a pregnancy test look like?’

“How the fuck am I suppose to know? You’re a female!”

You pull a gun out of your purse ‘So this is a gun.’

“Oh so that's where I put that.”

He likes being the “smart” one in the relationship.

Belch

He finds it amusing how easily you get distracted.

He thinks the puzzled look you get on your face when you don’t understand something is adorable.

Gets mad when Patrick or Henry calls you stupid.

He honestly loves the stupid shit that comes out of your mouth.

‘Reggie! Did you know gogurt is actually yogurt??’

He really tries his best not to laugh at you.

The minute the guys start laughing though they get a smack upside the head.

You two rarely fight but if you do it’s usually over something so stupid.

“Y/N, babe. You gotta pay attention in history class. It’s important stuff.”

‘If I wanted to learn about history I'd just watch Game of Thrones!’

He says dating you is like taking care of a toddler. He loves you but you’re exhausting.

Patrick

Honestly he's not that bright himself so this relationship works.

You two argue over shit that doesn’t even make any sense at all.

“ Y/N thinks all dogs are boys and call cats are girls so whos the stupid one now.”

‘There's no way to disprove that! Have you ever seen a cat penis?’

Will call you stupid 24/7 even though you’re probably smarter than him..

“I feel bad for whoever ends up with you.”

‘...I’m dating you dipshit.’

He likes how easily convinced you are of everything.

“Hey Y/N did you know that if you drink this and mix it with mentos your insides will explode? Wanna see?”

‘No!!’

Honestly everyone is surprised you’re still dating.

Victor

It’s safe to say Vic is probably one of the smarter guys out of the Bowers gang.

So when he started dating you it surprised the guys.

“Here Y/N go buy food for tonight.”

‘$60?! Hello? Rich people? Y/N’s joining you.’

Patrick snickering “The sex has to be amazing for you to put up with that man.”

Vic can lose his patients with you after a while but unlike Henry he’ll just leave the room or go for a walk.

He enjoys the conversations you two have at 3 am.

‘Hey Vic you know what one of my biggest fears is?’

“What?”

‘If I ever like..wake up as a donut..’

“You’d eat yourself?”

‘I wouldn’t even question it.’

Things like that is why he dates you...plus the sex is amazing.

[yjwhatif]

YJ EPISODE 26 SPOILER NOTES… part ONE

IT’S THE LAST EPISODE!! 😩

→ Remember who you are Conner... You're Not a killer!

→ New krypton... very inventive

→ "Superboy execute Kal-El Now!" Noooo!

→ I see, so he's not dead

→ Awww, the pain in Dicks voice at thinking everyone was dead 🙁 - yeah… its not fun thinking everyone's dead, is it Dick!?

→ HEY, I was right about Saturn Girl getting her message a cross and faking everyone's deaths... there's not many of my thoughts that have come to pass this season - so I’m taking that as an absolute win!

→ M'gann and Dick's bond is like Violet and vic's to me in the way that I always forget its as strong as it is, until they share the screen together and then I'm like - oh yeah, they do have a sweet friendship.

→ STORYTIME!

→ I love when the invincible characters rush forward to protect the others without a seconds thought… just gonna add this to the list of reasons I love Orion!

→ "Faking your deaths - our best trick... one we've gotten way too good at” You can say that again!

→ Lesson #1 of becoming a hero... learn to play possum

→ Danny mention!

→ "And Rocket?” “She didn't make it "… Like heck she didn't!

→ “…But We'll have to mourn Raquel later." I feel like Dick’s or someone else has previously said this phase before about something else?

→ Oh hey, I never realised she includes Danny in the list of people they need to help

→ "I can set the prince up with medical supplies to tend to the wounded... but Foragers down for the count. " Two things - ① Bart looks so sad as he says this! And ② Why does he specifically say the prince... I don't know why my brains so focused on questioning this - there's absolutely no need for it to be - but here we are... Does J’emm know anything about Medical practice? Or is it because he's not a superhero so he doesn't get to fight the evil kryptonians... M’gann’s like, You are definitely not coming because I am not dealing with the liability of you getting killed on earth... we’ve already had two close calls - I'm not risking a third! Can you imagine the shit storm that would be caused by J’emm - the Martian Prince - getting killed on EARTH under the watchful eye of Miss Martian and the other Earthian heroes! That would be a very awkward conversation… though on a brighter note we found Conner alive... please don’t attack us!… I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ANYMORE?!

And back to my actual notes...

→ Bioship spitting out the treadmill like - Get that shit out of my mouth right now... and you young Man (Bart) are BANNED from travelling on me again... or at least until you make it up to me for all the trouble I’ve had to put up with!

→ BABY TO THE RESCUE!

→ I love the perky music they use for Baby!

↳ Aww Conner & superman flashbacks! These are so cute! UNCLE CONNER IS SO ADORABLE - We need to see more of him and Jonny actually interacting - as that is something we have still yet to see beyond pictures!

→ "I can't kill him again... he's family" yes! that is the CORRECT answer Conner!

→ Shut up Lor!

→ Shut up Ursa!

→"YOINK!"

→ GO KID GO! Of course he’s the first to arrive!

→ Lor you leave him alone, you little Shit!

→"JECTED!"

→ GO TEAM GO!

→ Hit him with that bus!

→... Do you think Kaldur knows how to drive? (These are the important questions!)

→ We’re on a deadline M’gann! Stop being Sentimental!

→ "You're a ball of Sunshine hiding a terrifying Demigoddess!" Hey - that's the thing that Emily says on the WHELMED Podcast! That is so Cool! And it just emphasises how Grandon do genuinely listen and value the fans/fandom!

→ Gotta love an exploding arrow... Y'know, unless its Bart who's holding it

→"DOUBLE YOINK!"

→ I love the comparison of Bart saving Artemis vs Wally saving her - Wally and Artemis were in sync - Bart and Artemis definitely aren’t - but the same intent is there… I really wanna see more Bart and Artemis dynamic!

→ Burn M’comm burn!

→ "TRIPLE YOINK!"

→ Bart will you stop touching random shit! Also that was a very prolonged electrocution... I wonder if it might cause some lasting effect that will come back to haunt him later?

→"KID!'" - Artemis cares! I really want to see their bond explored!!

→ No Conner - we don't kill our friends!

→ Let me translate Mother Box here... "Eww! I'm in the sewers!!"

→ YAY! DANNY RETURNS!! I hoped he would!

→ Piss off M'comm!

→ Dick + Artemis team up - Gotta love Team No Powers

→ Go wake him up M’gann!

→ (Mufasa Voice) Remember… Who you are!

→ I feel like we get a Supermartian montage every Season…

→ “Hi” “Hi” — aww, they're doing the Heartstopper thing - CUTE 🥰

→ Supermartian are finally reunited!

→ I love how they're breaking up the the high energy action with these softer/quieter moments

→ "Kaldur you keep Zod occupied!" Yes, that's what I doing, DICK!

→ It's not Young Justice without someone getting knock out by their own teammate (it's my favourite recurring image of the show!)

→ ZODs VS ELs — Give 'em hell boys!

→ No M’gann!

→ Yay M’gann!

→ One more fake out death for the road

→ "You wanna be a god... you'll have to go through me!" Proceeds to brain fry Ursa... Give her hell M’gann! Embrace your power!

→ M'comm leave the boy ALONE! He's been through enough!

→ Go Legion Go!

→ Though there is something incredibly impressive about the fact that M’comm was able to spit himself between torturing/Controlling Danny in the Psychic realm and full on fighting Chameleon Boy in the physical realm without breaking a sweat! He really is incredibly powerful!

→ Loving the team work of all the legioneers

→ Give him hell Danny!

→ I love this kid with his little Southern accent! 🥰

→ You tell him Conner! You fight for your home and loved ones!

→ "They're good but not in sync…" “Let's go for the combo" → This gives me s1 Robin & Superboy Vs Batman & Superman energy!

→"STOP TRYING TO KILL MY MAN!" you show him M’gann! Absolutely love this moment!

→ WEST MANOEUVRE! works every time!

→ YAY ROCKET!

→ "I WILL NOT BE CHEATED OF MY REWARD!" I always find it fascinating when we hear these cold and calculated villains convey genuine emotion.

→ I really like the pacing of M’comm’s defeat... everythings kinda wrapping up pretty quickly as everyone gets dropped into the boom tube, then it builds with M’comm’s outburst as if he's gonna make some last ditch attempt at victory. Though this gets cut short by Danny - which I love - stick it to the hypocrite - it continues with the quickness, until M’gann slows things down - and I really love this bit… where M’comm has to live in this moment of defeat with no way of returning from it - all he has is the sight of his sister finally and justifiably cutting ties with him. He may get what he wants in the end but he has lost everything in order to get it.

→ "You were glad Conner was dead"- The intensity of M’gann in this moment is really cool!

→ "NEVER MESS WITH THE EL'S!" followed by a triple wipe out straight back into the Phantom Zone... Bye General! 👋

→ Well, I guess someone had to get away... and of course it had to be the worst of the lot!

→ Oh, Now the Calvary shows up - literally a second after Lor escapes in the timesphere... you guys couldn’t set off literally 10 seconds earlier!

→ Another recurring shot of the show - the arrival of all the other team heroes taking in the aftermath of a mission... its an interesting selection - both Flashes, KF, Wondergirl, Red Tornado, Blue Beethe, Shazam and Black Canary (aka Team Primary Colours)

→ I just noticed 2 things - ① there's a mistake with Bart’s animation - in the long shot he has his bandages, but in the close up he doesn't. ② I don't know if this is actually the case - but it look like Jay is looking at Bart instead of what everyone else is looking at... To me that's the look of someone thinking - You have a lot of explaining to do young man! all while Bart remains blissfully unaware of the trouble he is absolutely going to be in once he gets home.

→ "Superboy are you alright?” "Fine, feeling the aster" - I'm sure Canary's thinking - Yeah, I'm sure you are. I'll book you in for therapy on Monday

→ "So is it over?" "A little bit" - I think that is the perfect sum up of this show - nothing is ever over - and I love that!

→ The legion = the voices of dooms — just take the win for what its worth guys!

↳ 🎶Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise!🎶 (insert that meme of ‘if I had a nickel for every les mis reference in this season I would have two nickels... Which isn't that much but its still weird it’s happened twice’) Also I don't know if this is supposed to be a reference to that line of les mis but that's what I think when I see this shot and I really like it!

End of Part ONE…

LB

[idv-sunsxin3]

Heyyyy! Since you hcs for victor was so amazing! Can i have some hcs for aesop exorcist skin , victor embrace skin and edgar narcissus skin fighting for S/O pls? Sorry if it so much 😅

Embrace! Victor, Exorcist! Aesop, & Narcissus! Edgar Fighting Over S/O

Icons/Pics via Official Identity V Twitter

{Headcanons/Scenarios}

Gender Neutral! S/O

Note: In the hcs, Embrace! Victor is an overlord vampire, Narcissus! Edgar is a professor in a girl school, while Exorcist! Aesop is a private exorcist(obviously-)

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Three important, powerful figures falling in love with you, an ordinary person-

What would it go wrong?

MANY THINGS.

Especially when they fight a lot-

At least they were quite wrapped around your finger, they literally would do anything for you. 🥺

The sun would shine so bright above them when you get near them, but mostly when Edgar was around. X’D

For some reason, a room would get much brighter when Edgar entered it. His atmosphere was much powerful and intimidating as the other two men.

Victor sadly couldn't be allowed to go out of his palace during daylight. But the time when he went to his balcony with you to see the sunrise, seeing him with the yellowish-orange sky shining behind him was one of the most beautiful sceneries you would ever see. qwq

Aesop was frequently out at night to work, he sometimes could not let you tag along due to personal reasons or because it was physically dangerous for you.

He cared for your safety, especially when humans and monsters were having a war-

You four did not share a bedroom. As much as they craved to sleep beside you, they just didn't want to be in the same room as the others-

nor even breath in the same air as them….

Edgar had to stay in the "Lone Moon Girl's School". It was much easier for him to reach a bed to sleep on since Victor’s palace is 2 hours of carriage ride away from where he works-

You had moved to Victor’s palace to stay with him. Aesop then decided to stay there as well to watch over you if Victor tries to do anything to you-

Aesop// Y/N, don’t get too close to Victor! He may love you, but he is a murderous overlord himself-

Y/N // Aesop, I know.

Y/N // But Vic is a baby boy too- :0c

Victor// I’m not...-

Victor likes to be pampered with affection and low-key adores when you call him a cutie sometimes, but there are times you should take him seriously as a man. 😅

Embrace is a little more talkative, confident and mischievous than his default.

He would turn from a precious, baby boy to a scary, satanic man once anyone attempts to harass or harm you-

Victor was a vampire who did not have sunlight as his enemy, it loved him.

But it still didn't change the fact that he needed to drink dead animal blood, in order to maintain his strength-

You once insistently offered some of your blood to him by storing them in blood bags, he would accept them but he always reminded you that he shouldn’t use his lovely darling as a food source.

That made Edgar and Aesop very overprotective towards you around Victor-

The atmosphere between the three men was quite tense- Aesop loathed Edgar and Victor a lot.

He always sussed them as he assumed the other two were hiding their own dark secrets-

Edgar did not dared to argue with Victor, but he did not trust him for being inhuman.

He often argued with Aesop instead.

Victor disliked fighting with them and attempted his best to not get into deep conflict with them by sneaking away as they argue- (which was always effective for him 😌✨)

Seeing them not get along made you think that it was you who was the cause of the trouble...

You tried to ask them individually about it.

Y/N // Am I a trouble for you three...?

Victor sat up from his office chair as he heard your question.

Victor// No, no, love! You are a miracle... A beautiful miracle.

Victor// ...We just need some time to accept our differences. No need to be very concerned for us!

Embrace pecked your nose affectionately. He brushed your hair with his fingers as he hold you in his lap.

Victor// I love you... I'll always remind you that.

---

Y/N // ... Am I a trouble for you three, Edgar...?

You paid a visit to Edgar's classroom. He was still eyeing on the student papers he needed to check. He was always busy in his work.

Edgar// Do not talk rubbish, Y/N. We can talk about that during my lunch time-

Y/N // I'm serious, Eddy...

In response, he sighed as he detained himself from what he was doing for a moment. He looked at you from his desk and leaned on his hand with his chin.

Edgar// Notably, you don't have anything to do with why we don't get along...

Narcissus gestured you to sit next to him. As you sat on the spare chair, he placed his hand on yours and intertwined them slowly. He then looked at you, with a gentle smile this time.

Edgar// So don't get any weird ideas, beautiful. Is too unhealthy for your heart.

---

Y/N // Am I a-

As if Aesop already knew what you were up to by the look on your face. He monotonously but gently cut you off.

Aesop// I already know your question.

Aesop// The answer is a big, fat, no.

He lowered down his case near the entrance and focused on you again as he took off his mask.

Aesop// Come here, so I can give you a kiss before I depart to work-

———

{Scenario}

You heard muffled noises that seemed to be outside your room. You slightly rubbed you eyes as you just woke up from your sleep, you looked at your clock from the white nightstand: 5 A.M.

Why were these three awake yet...? And arguing at that hour...?

You walked out of your room and opened the giant, bedroom doors. You silently approached to see Victor watching Aesop and Edgar frustratingly arguing about something.

Victor seemed to already acknowledge your presence and looked at you with a sympathetic smile. He was holding Wick, Victor pet him and placed him down for a moment. The dog made his way towards Victor's room. You slowly walked towards the overlord to wrap his arms around him from behind. You let out a yawn unconsciously. He responded you by placing a hand on your arms and rubbing them gently with his thumb.

Victor// Forgive us for waking you from your sleep, my darling... These two can't merely stop arguing about you...-

Victor turned around to face you and placed his gloved hands over your cheeks, caressing your dark circles slowly as he stared at you with guilt.

Edgar// For a person who possesses an unusual profession and bizarre traits, how were you able to get romantically interested in Y/N...?

Aesop// For someone who hides secrets and educate young girls... What makes you very interested in them...? Are you some pervert?

Edgar// Ah- you're underestimating me and my career! I love them, I wouldn't lay a hand on them in such vulgar way you're describing-

Aesop// Of course.

Aesop// you wouldn't dare to do so around my dead body.

As you and Victor watch them argue more from afar, the Embrace decided to let you sleep in his room instead since you couldn't be able to go back to yours.

After Victor easily helped you escape from the scene, you linked Victor's arm with yours as he calmly guided you towards his room. He opened the door for you, so you can enter first. But once you got in and Victor helped you get in the bed covers, Victor went towards the door.

Y/N // ... You won't sleep with me...?

Victor// I'm sorry, my love...

Victor// But I need to make your two mortal lovers to go back to bed or they'll end up being exhausted at work.

Y/N // I understand...

Victor// Sweet dreams, my darling.

Y/N // Good night.

Victor blew an air kiss as he closed the door quietly, you slowly went back to your slumber.

[luci-in-trenchcoats]

By My Side (Part 1)

Summary: While at home one night, the reader, an actress, is almost kidnapped and at her friend’s suggestion she hires Jensen as her bodyguard. While the pair doesn’t get along, an incident at the reader’s new home leads her and Jensen to taking a drastic measure...

Masterlist

Pairing: Bodyguard!Jensen x reader

Word Count: 3,900ish

Warnings: language, minor injury, attempted kidnapping, drugging

A/N: There will be no taglist for this series. Please check out the masterlist for posting dates/times. Enjoy!

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“Get the fuck off!” you said, kneeing the man that was halfway through dragging you down your stairs. You threw a punch and a kick, swinging more than a few times before the grip on you fell away and you booked it for the front door. You sprinted outside and down the driveway, dashing across the street and banging on your neighbor’s door. 

A light came on and you glanced over your shoulder, spotting the guy dressed in black and wearing a mask jog to the end of your driveway.

“Shit, shit,” you said, a strong arm grabbing you and yanking you inside before you could even turn back around. The door slammed shut after you and you took a deep breath, your neighbor standing there in his boxers, saying something to his wife in the background. 

“Y/N, are you okay?” said Jared. You straightened up and nodded, his eyes going wide. 

“Gen! Tell them she needs an ambulance too,” he said.

“I’m fine,” you said as he walked you to his kitchen and sat you down at the counter. Gen was in there, on the phone with the police it sounded like, as Jared went to a cupboard. He pulled out a red bag and then was walking back over with a wad of bandages, holding it up to your forehead. “I’m fine.”

“You’re bleeding,” he said. “What happened?”

“I don’t know,” you said, pressing your hand to your head, seeing the half secured zip tie stuck on your other wrist. There were sirens in the distance and you shut your eyes.

“Hey, no sleeping. You might have a concussion,” he said.

“I’m not sleeping,” you said, squeezing your eyes shut. “Fuck.”

“It’s okay,” he said, the sirens getting louder before there were flashing lights in the window. Gen walked over to the front door, letting the police in. About four officers came inside, one of them immediately coming over to you.

“What’d he look like? How many?” he asked.

“Uh, all in black, with a mask. He was white I think from what I could tell. Maybe six foot, average build, strong. It was just the one as far as I know. Last I saw him he was at the end of the driveway before my neighbor let me in his house,” you said.

“You two, call it in for backup and start looking. Jones, get a full statement from these three. Start with the vic. Medics will want to look at that head,” he said. “Which house is yours?”

“Right across the street. Red front door,” you said. He left and the other cop in there pulled out a plastic bag from his back pocket.

“I need to cut that off for evidence,” he said, glancing at your wrist.

“Should we do anything?” asked Jared as the cop made a cut and bagged the plastic tie.

“I would keep pressure on that wound for the moment,” he said, writing on the bag and taking out a notepad and pen. “Alright. Let’s start from the beginning.”

“I was asleep less than ten minutes ago in my bed and I woke up to someone touching my arm and I found that tie thing on me and the guy tried grabbing my other arm but I rolled away. I got caught up in the covers while I was running away so he caught up to me in the hall outside my bedroom and I just started hitting what I could and then he tried to pull me downstairs and I hit him some more and then he let go and I ran over here.”

“How’d you sustain the head injury?” he asked.

“Well he was hitting me too when I started fighting back,” you said. “I was half-awake.”

“Okay. Sir, I’m going to need to ask you a few questions now.”

Three Hours Later

“Hey,” said Jared, setting a cup of tea down at his breakfast table. He rubbed your back and you sighed. “Rough night huh?”

“At least I don’t have a concussion,” you said, touching your butterfly bandages on your head.

“Police said your alarm wasn’t on.”

“So this is my fault?” you asked.

“No, I didn’t say that. I am saying that you and Gen have a very popular show together and if she didn’t have me around, I’d want her to have a bodyguard, maybe even full time,” he said.

“I have had this conversation with my manager multiple times. I’m not getting a bodyguard. For events and conventions, fine, I’ll have one. At work? In my life? No way,” you said.

“Y/N, you know I used to be in the army. Then I was a cop. Then I was on a SWAT team before I retired to become a stay at home dad,” he said.

“Yes. You’re an adorable scary badass. What’s your point?” you asked.

“When I worked SWAT, I worked a a few kidnapping cases. The honest truth is sometimes we don’t find you until it’s too late or we never do. It’s not like a movie. It’s not like your guys show and someone swoops in. No one shows up out of the blue to save you. You save yourself or you don’t get saved. Rarely do we get you out of that situation.”

“Again, what’s your point?”

“My point is whoever that person was, when they come back because they will come back, Y/N, and when they do, they’re not going to be that sloppy. They may drug you. They may knock you out. They could do a number of things but your chances of getting way again would be extraordinary. I love ya and I’ll always protect you. But next time, I might not be able to stop something bad from happening. You alone over there...I wouldn’t know until it’s too late.”

You were quiet, playing with the tea bag in your drink as he drank from his own mug.

“I don’t want a stranger coming into my home,” you said.

“Y/N, Gen and I want you to stay here for as long as you-”

“I meant a bodyguard, Jare. I don’t want somebody I don’t know to start coming into my life and controlling it.”

“I have a friend from my army days who does that kind of work. He’s between jobs at the moment. I’ll vouch for him,” he said.

“You’re not gonna give me a choice on this, are you,” you said.

“Gen and I are moving. A bigger place,” he said. “We think it’s a good idea if you had a change of scenery too.”

“You think she’s in danger too?”

“We don’t know but she’s five months pregnant. We don’t want to risk anything,” he said. “It’s just a thought.”

“Can...can I stay over here a few days? While I figure out what I want to do?” you asked.

“Yeah, of course, Y/N.”

Two Weeks Later

“I like the new place,” said Jared as he helped you carry in the last box. 

“It’s uh, a bit big,” you said. “But the owner wanted to sell fast and I wanted out of the other one fast so it worked out.”

“Seems like a lot of space for one person,” said the man walking in through the open front door. He was in a pair of dark jeans and a blazer, a tee shirt underneath. You stepped behind Jared but he chuckled. “Really Jare? Didn’t mention I’d be stopping by?”

“Y/N, this is my friend Jensen. I told you about him. You said you were interested in meeting him,” said Jared.

“Ms. Y/L/N,” said Jensen, holding out a hand.

“Y/N please,” you said as you shook it.

“I prefer to keep things professional,” said Jensen. “It’s easier that way. So, this is the new place, hm? Which room will be mine?”

“There’s a guest suite over on the first floor you can use,” you said.

“Where’s the master?”

“Upstairs.”

“Preferably I’d like to be in a room closer to yours,” he said.

“Fine. Take the guest room upstairs,” you said. “This is just a test run remember.”

“My contract says this is a six month test run,” he said as he looked around. “I see you’re still moving in so perhaps we can go over some of our new procedures in the morning.”

“Sure,” you said. 

“I’ll move in my belongings then,” he said. “I don’t have much.”

“Mhm,” you said. He nodded and headed back outside, Jared catching the look you gave him.

“What?” he asked.

“He’s gonna be a joy to live with,” you muttered.

“He’s quiet until you get to know him. I wouldn’t have recommended him if I didn’t trust him. He’s saved my life before. I know he’ll have your back,” said Jared.

“Yeah,” you said, his phone going off. “Jared, go. I know you’re already late for the baby checkup.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah. I only have boxes left to unpack anyways. Go on. I’ll talk to you guys later,” you said. He gave you a wave on the way out, leaving you to stare at the pile of boxes sitting on your kitchen floor. You cracked your back and started to work, catching Jensen move in a few duffel bags of his own. He left and wandered around outside eventually, allowing you to try and get the essentials all stored away.

By the time it was seven, you were exhausted but your bedroom, bathroom and kitchen were all set up. You plopped down on the couch, closing your eyes. They blinked open when you felt a presence standing over you.

“I’ve done a review of the property. I’d like to have an upgraded security system installed tomorrow,” he said.

“Whatever. Just put it on the card my manager gave you,” you said.

“I’d also like to consider hiring an additional person to monitor the system at some point. They can be remotely based,” he said.

“Like I said, whatever,” you said, closing your eyes again.

“I assume I have access to use the kitchen as I desire,” he said.

“No smoking. No drugs. No random hookups you bring here and as long as you don’t bug me and stay away from my ice cream, we’ll be fine,” you said.

“I can agree to that. As long as you follow my rules, we’ll also be fine,” he said. You laughed and sat up, walking to the kitchen to find your phone. “Do you think that’s funny?”

“I think the fact you think you’re going to be making rules in my home that I paid for is very funny,” you said. You took the phone to check on the pizza and wings you ordered for yourself, Jensen walking over and stopping in front of you. “Can I help you?”

“You are paying me a very large sum of money to keep you safe. If you don’t listen to what I say then I can’t guarantee your safety,” he said.

“Let me get something clear. I’m doing this to appease my friends and manager. Do whatever you want around here but don’t start telling me how to live my life,” you said.

“I took this job as a favor,” he said, snatching your phone out of your hand and tossing it on the countertop behind him. You scowled and he walked forward, forcing you to back up until your back hit a wall.

“Dude, backoff.”

“Pretend I’m that man that tried to take you before. What do you do? Right here and now. What’s your plan?”

“I’m serious,” you said, trying to brush past him and getting a light shove into the wall for it. You glared at him but he held his ground, pushing you again when you moved.

“I’m serious. Tell me what your plan is. Better yet, show me,” he said. 

“I don’t care if you are Jared’s friend. I am this close to punching you. Move now.”

“I said show me.”

You narrowed your eyes and brought up your knee to hit him in the groin. He pushed it away before it connected though and you were off balance, Jensen grabbing you and yanking you away from the wall, putting you in a headlock and tugging your arms behind your back.

“Don’t go for the most obvious move in the world,” he said. “Now that didn’t go how you wanted it to. What’s the plan now?”

“Get off,” you growled, trying to stomp your foot down on his but he moved it back and kicked out your ankle, making you fall back against him. He picked you up and you started moving your legs, Jensen suddenly dropping you down onto the hardwood floor. You hit your knee and winced, a hand suddenly grabbing the back of your shirt. “Alright! I get the fucking point.”

“Do you?” he said, squatting down beside you. You tried pushing his hand away but it tightened and you tried throwing a punch, his grip almost too hard now and his free hand easily blocking the hit. “You have no plan. You’re too small and too weak to overpower someone. You can’t afford to have no plan. The thing is, when it’s real, you’ll be panicking and you’ll have no time at all to think of one.”

“Stop touching me unless you want me to call the cops on you,” you spat out. He moved his hand away and stood, staring back at you.

“You need to do what I tell you if you want to stay safe. I will teach you what to do if you’re in that situation for whatever reason. But the rules keep that situation from happening in the first place. Understand?” he said.

“Understand that you are fired as of now. Pack up your shit and get out of my house,” you said. You got to your feet and he raised an eyebrow. “I’m your boss and I can fire you whenever I want. Get out.”

“How on earth Jared is friends with a someone like you I will never understand,” he said. He headed upstairs and the doorbell rang. You forced a smile for the delivery guy and took your food back to the kitchen, digging in before Jensen was even tossing his first bag down the stairs. You rolled your eyes and were on your third slice by the time he was walking downstairs.

“Don’t let the door hit you on the way out,” you said. He shot you a dirty look, his head cocking as he set his bag down. “Oh now what?”

“You look really pale,” he said, walking over to you. “Your pupils are huge.”

“You know what else? You are so not as hot as you think you are,” you said, reaching for another piece of chicken before he smacked your hand. “You are this close to me calling...someone.”

Your head got dizzy for a second, Jensen grabbing your arms and setting you down on the ground.

“I feel funny,” you said, tipping over and resting against him. “Really, really funny.”

“You just got drugged,” he said, using his phone to dial a number. “No more takeout. Got it? Obviously this person knows you moved. I want to put someone at the house full time.”

“I’m gonna fall asleep now,” you said, shutting your eyes.

“No, nope, try to stay awake,” he said. You hummed and he grabbed your face. “Y/N. Try.”

“You’re really pretty for a grumpy grump,” you said.

“I thought I wasn’t hot. Just stay awake for me, Y/N,” he said.

Twenty minutes later you were in the ER with an IV in your arm and feeling a whole lot of crappy. Jensen said something to a doctor before he walked over to the stall you were in and stood by the bed.

“Hey. Police are at your house. Neighbor said they saw a silver pickup parked down the street. Seemed shady. It was gone by the time they got there,” he said.

“Course it was,” you mumbled.

“You more with it again?” he asked.

“Yeah. Feel really tired is all,” you said.

“Well I called your manager. He said he’d be here soon so I’m gonna head out,” he said.

“Huh?” you said, sitting up as he started to leave. “Wait.”

“Last I remember, you fired me. Nothing has changed,” he said. “Goodnight.”

“Wait,” you said, grabbing his wrist, the effort taking more energy than you were anticipating. He didn’t shrug you off, instead gently setting your hand back in your lap and pushing you to lay back down.

“You should rest. There’s a cop outside the room,” he said.

“Stop. Just...sit down,” you said. He sighed but sat on the edge of the bed, raising an eyebrow. “How could somebody already know where I moved? Hardly anyone knows.”

“You rent a moving truck?” he asked.

“Yeah. Movers did the furniture,” you said. He shrugged and you shut your eyes. “The movers?”

“No, probably not them. But that truck probably has GPS for mileage tracking and if this person has your credit card info, they could figure it out,” he said. “The food thing probably happened back at the restaurant you ordered from. Somebody slips in the backdoor, puts some stuff on your food and slips back out.”

“What’s your suggestion?”

“I don’t work for you anymore.”

“Let’s pretend earlier didn’t happen. Please,” you said. “I can’t...I can’t be alone right now and something feels really off about this whole thing.”

“This whole thing has felt off the second Jared told me about it. Tonight just further proved that point,” he said.

“You were in the army longer than he was, right?”

“He decided to retire, go be a cop. I stayed in. Worked on a few more specialized skills a bit longer before I left and got in this line of work,” he said.

“I’m going to assume you know what you’re doing then.”

“Yeah. I know what I’m doing. I can’t guarantee anything but I can give you some pretty damn good odds,” he said. He stared at you for a moment and looked you over. “You’re smarter than the stereotypical actress I pegged you for.”

“It had to have been someone on my team or that’s close to me in order to know that I was moving,” you said. “Or else the person never would have known to look today.”

“Someone that knows your go to takeout place too. You need to be extremely careful about who you trust right now,” he said.

“I trust Jared and Gen,” you said.

“I trust the guy with my life. I’d trust him with yours. Gen is fiesty when you piss her off but you’re her best friend. They didn’t do this.”

“Your expert opinion, what’s my next move?” you asked. He rubbed the back of his neck and made a face. “Jensen.”

“Ideally? You go off grid. I mean off grid, off grid. Middle of nowhere, no one knows where exactly. Cut yourself off and it’d give us more time to figure out who this person is and what exactly it is they want with you. If they’re as close as we think they are, they’ll find a way to sneak in again and next time, it might be my food that’s drugged. It’s a big risk to go back to the house.”

“I can’t go be alone though. What if they did find me somehow?” you asked.

“I said off grid. I didn’t say alone,” he said. “It’s an extreme approach, I’ll give you that. But it gives me more time to work on this and it’ll keep you safe.”

“Why not hire a bunch of guys to stay around me all the time?”

“Because you’re still in danger if you stay in LA and I don’t have the ability to check that many guys out. I got guys I know I can trust but they’re all over the country and the only other one here is Jared and Gen needs him. No offense but she’s got a kid with another on the way. More bodies means more priority,” he said.

“No, no. Please keep them safe too. If it’s a fan of the show, they could be in the same situation,” you said.

“I’m not going to try and tell you what to do because obviously, you weren’t a fan of me doing that before. But if you want to be able to sleep safely at night, we need to go, just you and me. Jared and Gen can know but that’s it and I mean that’s it. I can secure a safe place and everything we’ll need. But it’s going to be a drastic lifestyle change.”

“How drastic?”

“Like no internet and our electricity will run off a generator drastic.”

“If I stay here?”

“I give it a week tops before they try something again,” he said.

“We wrapped two weeks back and since Gen’s pregnant, we aren’t slated to start filming for another seven months. I’ll have to cancel some events but if I was ever going to go off grid, now’s the time to do it.”

“I will get it arranged. Do not speak a word of this to anyone,” he said.

“Jensen,” you said as he stood. “What was that back at the house? You acting all aggressive like that?”

“The last client I had, I was lenient, never taught them anything, let them push me around and dictate how I worked. They got put in a bad situation because of that. If you don’t take this seriously, then what’s the point of me being here.”

“Well wherever we go, I’m gonna need a few things. Women stuff,” you said.

“Make a list and tomorrow, pack a bag,” he said. “I want us on the road tomorrow night. I don’t care what you tell your team about why you’ll be MIA. Just tell them something so we don’t get a missing persons report on you.”

“Alright,” you said, Jensen nodding and starting to leave. “Wait. Where are you going?” 

“I need to start preparing. Like I said, there’s a police officer by the door.”

You stared at him and he took a deep breath.

“How about he stays in the room with you until we’re ready to go home and get what we need, okay?” he said.

“Okay,” you said.

“Hang tight. When you’re up for it, we’ll get out of here.”

_____

A/N: Read Part 2 here!

[goldilockswrites]

My thots™ on Måneskin at the iHeart Radio Awards

Okay so we are going back to the OG Axe content, where I basically give my thots™ on all things Må that no one asked for.

First off, can I just say how proud I am of them for winning the Best New Alternative Artists award. It’s crazy to see how far they’ve come and it really makes me feel very bubbly and excited to see their success get so far. 

Okay, now that I am done being a soccer mum, let’s get on with the real deal. :)

P.S. All the showed images are from https://www.gettyimages.dk/ unless stated otherwise. Oh and @definitelynotdamiano​ has some amazing content about the awards which I totally recommend watching and looking over. (if you know any other blogs/have a blog that has posted about the awards feel free to comment so that I can add you here too :) I am sure there was many more I am just super forgetful).

This year’s iHeart Radio Awards were hosted by american rapper LL Cool J (which for me personally, as a huge fan of Rap music and Hip-Hop in general was very thrilling) and featured performances from Jennifer Lopez (how gorgeous she looked is a totally separate question), Charlie Puth and John Legend (how beautiful was their set, not to mention creative too?) and of course the four extremely talented people we are all here for -  Måneskin.

As usual, their outfits were custom made by Gucci (and looked stunning as always).

I absolutely adore their makeup, but Victoria’s eyeshadow here is just brilliant. It’s a combination of colours that really makes her eyes pop. I love how the wings are soft and not harsh. 

Also the slightly messy hair look is a very nice touch to the rest of her outfit. 

But let’s be honest here this is Vic... She looks like a literal Goddess in everything. 

Next, we are moving on to Damiano... And God do I have a lot to say; first off the hair (slightly gives off Princiano vibes, anyone?). 

I love how deep his eyes look with this eyeshadow, it’s quite intimidating, but also very stylish. Also, I am not sure if it’s just the light here or the fact that I have been staring at this photo for pretty much 15 minutes, but this specific shade of brown in his eyes (kinda reminiscent of mahogany, at least to me) is just so beautiful, I am losing my shit.

This outfit is pretty much his staple at this point; one word - iconic. 

And now, my sister’s favourite, please drum-roll for Ethan the drummer. :) 

I love how fitting their makeup looks are (I know I almost always comment mainly on their makeup, but I am more of a makeup person, so that’s the field I feel like my expertise is most useful in) perfectly fitting for their eyes. For example, we can see that the main idea here was to use black and earthy tones, but they are combined in such a way, that brightens up their irises, rather than making them get completely lost in the look. That being said, I love the little wing action Ethan has going on. 

The outfit is just gorgeous (as per usual) and he looks absolutely stunning in it. 

In conclusion, Mr. Torchio please marry my sister, because I am too old to not have been a bridesmaid yet (that was a lie I’ve been a bridesmaid at both my brothers’ weddings, but a little white lie can’t hurt anyone can it???) :)

And here HE is finally. Ladies and gentlemen, the man I have been losing all my (that weren’t that many to begin with) marbles since Eurovision, the man who made me freak out, because I saw him eating salad (which is my favourite meal), the prettiest sunflower... THOMAS RAGGI. 

I am telling y’all, when I woke up at 6 and saw the first photos my breath hitched; I have no idea who designed these specific outfits for them (I think I read somewhere some previous designs they wore were made by Alessandro Michele, whom I absolutely love, but that’s a different conversation), but whoever you are, thank you. I- It’s Thommy and he’s shirtless... 

I swear to God every time I see him shirtless my day just goes amazingly (you don’t believe me? I got two exams back today and I scored over 90% on both of them, also I won my third huge programming competition for the year today and I found out my scholarship from the software engineering private school I attend in my free time will be extended... So... Maybe it’s effort, maybe it’s the magic of Thommy’s tites... No, It’s definitely Thommy’s tites. I am sure.)

Regardless, this makeup look is gorgeous on him; I love how the darker values bring out the brown of his eyes (I think they are hazel, since I have seen photos where they look green, though it’s totally possible they are edited.) adn how delicately everything is blended in. It’s very gentle.

Also the hair... Many thots, but this is a family show so I won’t share.

Anyway this was it from me tonight, I will try to go answer some asks and then probably go to bed. Love y’all. <3

P.S.2. Sorry for any mistakes, but I am too caffeinated and tired to care, so I will probably fix them in the morning if I find any. 

[anothertimdrakestan]

Lovebirds Damian Wayne x Reader

Words: 2.8k

Requested? Yes! From a few lovely anons!

“So far i am loving your blog and went through like all of your writing🥰💖💖💖💗💞! I was wondering if you could do 'star sapphire corp reader' x damien please? Like them getting together” and “Could you please do sapphire lantern reader with your choice of the batboys meeting on a mission?”

LINK TO PROMPTS  -> REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN!

I absolutely love the sapphire corps! Thank you for these adorable requests! Dami plus a lover actually in tune with their emotions- hell they’re powered off the emotions- is too funny and so adorable! Also we are going to pretend that Raven and Damian aren’t a thing even though I’m using the DCAU teen titans alrighty? Plus it gives me a chance to ship BBRAE YEAHHHH! Hope you enjoy!

I’m so sorry it’s long it’s my first fic back I was so excited haha

“Deep breaths and English you got this” you stared at yourself in the mirror of your makeshift room in titan’s tower. Being the youngest member of the star sapphire corps you were the one tasked with the trip to earth, it made sense, no one wanted to work with teenage earthly heroes but you. Finally, a chance to meet a being similar in age to you! No more old hymns about the power earthly love, you were about to experience it first hand. 

Your mentor had called in a favor and you had been escorted to earth by none other than the physical embodiment of flirtatiousness, Hal Jordan. The trip itself was tiring so upon a midnight arrival you retired to your room without meeting anyone. Now, you could hear a bustling of voices, there was so much emotion radiating it seemed slightly overwhelming, so you opted to wait for Hal to come pull you from your room. 

At the familiar knock you shook away your nerves and flexed your hands into fists, feelings your ring almost pushing you to go outside. “Howdy miss l/n! Ready to meet your new team?” You were greeted with the cheesy grin that had apparently wooed your mentor, but always prodded you. “Good morning Hal, temporary team remember?” you replied, letting your aura be picked up by your purple light. Hal coughed awkwardly, “we walk on earth newbie, not many float here” embarrassed, you touched back down, clearing your throat as you exited your quarters. 

As you made your way down the hallway shouting grew, but upon you entering the room went quiet. With a small smile wave you scanned the room, noticing a green boy who was burning a strange looking food, two other boys who had froze to look at you but stood at a large table that made a strange sound, and lastly a raven haired boy who was sharpening a- sword? At ten in the morning? On the couch. The green boy came up to you first, “hello! You must be y/n! I’m Gar, there’s Jaime, Vic, Robin, and Raven isn’t here but she’s also part of the team! Nice to meet’cha!” Trying to keep up with the names Gar started shouting “SHE’S HERE Y’ALL” apparently to summon a woman who looked like the leader, as she was much older. Following her was a younger girl in a purple cloak, you quite liked her look and vibes, though she felt quite closed off. 

After learning more about everyone at a team breakfast with strangely prepared food you were with the team getting suited up as your mission to travel to Celea, a planet whose environment was toxic to any being over 18, making it a “teen titan’s mission” as they called themselves. As some of the titan’s changed into their suits and prepped themselves for combat you bonded with Raven and Blue Beetle as you had all loaded onto the ship fairly easily. “So why do you have a powerless human on your team? Do you not worry for his safety?” you wondered as you watched Robin methodically pack all his gear. “Trust me, Robin could take all of us out if he wanted to, he’s earned his spot on the team from pure skill and being a little bit of a monster- OOMPH” Jaime was cut off by Raven nudging him. You couldn’t help wanting to hear Robin’s story, as you were like him too- powerless but highly trained and craving to do more. Luckily you had a couple hours of flight to get to know the mysterious boy. 

The ship was large, built for a league of heroes apparently. This meant the team had spread out but you had stayed in the piloting area to assure yourself the team was on the right trajectory, apparently Robin was as well. “You actually know where we’re going?” his voice shook you from your calculations. “Yes, I’ve visited Celea before, but never to fight it’s people” you mused, wondering how in just a few years since your visiting a toxic group of manipulative outlaws had attempted to stake their claim to the beautiful Celea. “TT, not much of a fighter?” Robin mused snarkily, his flitted down to the ring on your finger. “Y’know your team here thinks you’re pretty strong, but I’d wager you’d be easy work for me” you teased back, twisting your ring around your finger as Robin came closer to you. 

(TW FOR BLOOD)

Sitting next to you he began, “my abilities come from my skill, my wit, and my determination. I don’t believe you can say the same princess” you scoffed, “you underestimate me Robin, this ring is nothing without me, not the other way around. Powered from my emotional control and my creativity, my skill takes focus and agility not just glorified muscle memory” you winked at him, enjoying the banter. He scoffed in return. “Yes and what can you do with that ring that I cannot defeat with my blades” he mused. This invitation was perfect. You got up jubilantly, started your lecture. “Clearly you lack certain knowledge Robin, hand me one of your so called blades” you stuck your hand out as Robin rolled his eyes handing you a bat-shaped blade. Without a second thought you cut into the side of your arm, wincing at the pain. “Y/N! What are you doin-” you cut Robin off, beginning to channel your power. “You see, true power is the ability to heal any cut your blades could make, to take was has happened and turn it into a place of love, not malice or hate” as you said this, the familiar purple tone washed over your arm, easily mending the break in your skin. You noticed it felt faster than usual, but wiped it off as adrenaline. 

(TW OVER)

At the display of your powers Robin was in awe. “That’s not all I can do” you laughed, creating a small purple hand that pushed Robin’s open jaw closed. He stumbled back angrily, mumbling about accepting your abilities merit. “You impressed now Robin?” you grinned, sticking out your hand to him. He closed the distance, returning your handshake. “Damian.” he said softly. You swallowed, Damian. It was becoming. Your ring began to warmly glow, Damian snapped his hand away wearily as you cooled your emotions. “Oh uh! Sorry, energy burst” you said, it was a half truth at least. Damian nodded, moving to go clean the batarang. 

The rest of the trip was short, upon entering Celea you’d divided, Damian was with you as the both of you entered publicly while Beast Boy and Raven entered covertly, planning to cover you if the diplomatic endeavors went south. Blue Beetle and Cyborg, unfortunately, weren’t allowed in Celea as their tech was apparently very old and triggered the planet’s defense system, so they stayed up in the ship was manning comms, prepared for an air fight. 

Upon entering you were taken straight to the capital, a sapphire corps was a rarity on Celea and they were all excited for your help. You and Damian met the governing leaders, explaining that you were here to help end the tyranny on the dark side of the planet. As you had hoped, they agreed, you could feel their love for their planet was strong, but that was about all the love on the planet as everyone was so young. It felt slightly difficult to keep a reign on your emotions on Celea, the planet itself was a safe haven for children, almost like a giant orphanage ran by beings that reincarnated frequently as to stay alive on the planet, the concept of pure love was foreign to many of the children and unharnessable. It all felt quite isolating in comparison to earth, a planet driven by intense emotions. 

“You look tired already” Damian mused. “I’m fine, just not a huge fan of a child-only planet” you responded as you made your way towards the large base, preparing yourself for a fight. Before Damian could respond you were joined by Raven and Gar. Their presence eased some of the pressure. “You guys love each other, it’s refreshing” you said, both of them froze, staring at you. “Oh uh, we haven’t really talked about that yet” Raven whispered, staring at Gar who was grinning like a child in a candy shop. “I love you too Rae!” he cheered. “Not how I imagined I’d say it but, yes, I do love you idiot” she huffed. Your cheeks flushed, “oh uh, my bad sorry, it just, seemed so obvious” you giggled, secretly glad you’d brought the two together. 

“Just a couple’a couples!” Beast boy teased, you felt your cheeks redden, glancing to Damian who was now suddenly interested in looking anywhere but at you. You felt your ring begin to glow again, covering it with your other hand. “Oh wow! Look at that! We’re here! Battle time!” you cleared your throat, setting the group focus on infiltrating the rogue base. 

The base itself was relatively small, it hadn’t been flushed out yet but the four of you were here to clear it before they had the chance. Trying to establish a child trafficking ring on a planet of only children was disgusting, and needed stopping before it got the chance. You were especially passionate about this endeavor, the reason for you channeling the power of love was when you lost your sister, that loss of love taught you it’s importance even at a young age, and after training harder than anyone you knew you earned the ring, promising to defend love the way no one defended yours. You would protect these children at any cost. 

There was no need for stealth as you had the permission of the Celean government, it was more of an ambush. As Gar shifted into a large tiger, Raven donned her hood, and Damian stripped himself of the Celean garb, you noticed his Robin suit, littered in weapons and ties, he looked like a hero. There was that damn glow again. Channeling it into your focus you felt the warm aura surround you as you lifted off the ground, ready for a fight. 

“Y/n should say it!” BB roared, Raven nodded in agreement. “Say what?” you looked at Damian. “We have this tradition where the leader says ‘Titan’s Go’ then we fight, and I guess you’re our leader today” he said, you noticed the light tint hiding beneath his mask. “Okay!” you said, positioning yourself, flexing your hand to feel your ring one last time before shouting.

“TITANS GO!” 

And you were off, soaring through the air while BB and Robin took the ground. You noticed a few scared looking kids were being held in pens, and you decided to free them first. As Raven covered you easily, you floated down to the kids, accidentally bonking heads with Robin who stared at you. “I’m so sorry! It’s just we always have to-” “Get the kids out first” he finished your sentence, a small smile dancing at the corner of his mouth. For just a fraction of a second, your eyes flitted down to his lips, feeling his gaze of you the moment felt like slow motion before you both snapped out. “Let’s go! This way!” you used your ring to break the gates as Robin herded the kids out to freedom. 

Glancing up you saw a couple rogues grabbing kids as they tried to run away, your heart stopped when you saw one pull out a laser blaster. “Enough!” you screamed, violet rays exploding from your hands as you easily knocked them out of your way. Leaving your post you flew up and began eradicating anyone who tried to harm a child. “No one hurts my sister!” you screeched, your powers growing stronger by the second as you began dividing your powers between knocking out bad guys and literally carrying children to safety. As the last of the kids were safe you escorted Beast Boy out while you and Raven combined your powers to crunch up the base, making it unfixable and uninhabitable forever. 

Feeling the adrenaline subside you glanced down to see a herd of children cheering, but your focus drew to Damian who was propped up against a barrel, nursing a laser bullet wound. Rushing to his side you quickly pulled open his suit, a trail of blood trickled into your hands. “Damn kevlar doesn’t stop their bullets apparently” he coughed. “Oh my god Damian don’t go” Gar shifted next to you. “He’s not going anywhere” you said, focussing your energy, feeling the pain and imagining turning the warmth of blood into mending, the pools of blood are just pockets of blissful love. 

This wasn’t a good time to tell the team you’d never healed a wound this large before. Positive self talk right? Or negative. 

I’m alone on a planet of useless children, surrounded by a glorified furry, goth, and stocked vigilante. No one is here to help you y/n you’ve gotta do this. You felt the wounds begin to mend, after all that focus you’d barely started. Damian you idiot! If you die right now how will I know why my damn ring is gleaming everytime I see your cute face. Fuck. I didn’t mean cute. Yeah I did. Okay, save the cute face. Maybe kiss the cute face if you save it? Yeah. That’s a good deal y/n let’s do that. Your head was rushing through a million thoughts, anything to motivate you to do the impossible. Halfway there, you could feel it. “Holy cow, look! The wound is closing!” Gar pointed at Damian’s chest. “Y-yeah. No help from you green bean” you mumbled. “Oh I know what’ll help!” Gar squeaked, running off. You turned to Damian who was just staring at you bewildered. “Don’t look at me like that when I’m literally repairing your organs bird boy” you whispered through clenched teeth. 

Then a surge of power came over you, it felt raw and unchanneled, you glanced up to see Gar mid-kiss with Raven, giving you a thumbs up. The love was short lived, but enough to keep your engine revving. Alright girl you got this, heal, then kiss, maybe. Definitely heal first. He has to live. C’mon. “JUST LIVE DAMMIT” you shouted the last bit, feeling the last of your power drain while the wound completely closed. “Holy shit I’m a badass” you whispered, before feeling intensely light headed. 

You woke up in the ship med bay, jolting up. “HE LIVED HE LIVED” you burst up, throwing a fist in the air. The other corps members would be so proud! Your first battle with death you’d won! “You’re right I did live, thanks to you” a familiar voice brought you back down to earth. Next to your bed was Damian, now in casual clothes with a little bandaging on his other wounds. “Oh! uh yeah, you’re totally welcome” you grinned. Awkwardly Damian scooted closer to you. “I think I owe you a certain gratitude” he said, emotions dripping in his voice you hadn’t heard before. 

This time his eyes snapped down to your lips, as he leaned in you felt like you were dreaming. When your lips connected you couldn’t help but smile into the kiss, feeling lightheaded with pure joy. The kiss itself was soft, blissful and lovely. Damian’s lips felt soft against yours, like they fit with yours like a puzzle piece. Pulling away you stared at him shocked. “I could hear your thoughts when you were healing me, had to live up to your expectations” he winked while you covered your face with embarrassment. “Oh my gosh that’s so embarrassing yikes” you mumbled into your hands. You felt Damian’s hand slide under yours, caressing your cheek, drawing your eyes to his. “I thought it was pretty endearing personally, I suppose it’s because I was being saved by the most gorgeous, fascinating girl I know” he mused, before bringing you in for another kiss, this time more passionate, as if to show his feelings through a kiss instead of words. 

You spent the rest of your earthly get-away with the Titans, finding a sort of family with them. When you were called back to your people you promised to return in a few weeks, hoping to move your station to earth. They could always use another lantern right? 

When you returned to your mentor, C.Ferris you told her of your earthly adventures. She laughed, “a Star Sapphire’s greatest strength and weakness all wrapped into a snarky earth boy body” and you couldn’t help but agree. And with that, you were sent back to earth, this time returning as Dove, because every Robin needs a lovebird to help them along the way. 

[geekkatsblog]

.............. I .............. well at least one problem is gone, adios Ingrid.

I'm writing this while I'm sleepy so sorry in advanced.

Well this episode was something.

Travis' dad was pushing it, flaunting the relationship to his son while he was still married to his mother. Of course Travis would be angry, it's his mother. I'm sorry I know he's in love but in away he was doing too much and then his mother goes and blames Travis. I just idk it was too much.

Jack hardly had any screen time again what are they doing to him. At least he had a few seconds to grieve but no one was really there to comfort him, hug him nothing. It's as though no one except a selected few were allowed to grieve. He deserves better. I was really hoping that the therapist was going to help him as well but I guess not.

Andy is going through her crisis right now, at least she knew she was projecting her trama because I was starting to get a little tired of her making comparisons. Was hoping for a Andy and Sullivan reconciliation but I guess not, besides I'm pretty sure it's going to come out at some point that she slept with Beckett. That's going to bring some hot mess as well so I don't know if their reconciliation is going to happen now.

Yay Marina and Carina are having a great time, however they're making decisions kinda fast and that worries me. Protect Maya and Carina at all cost. I'm sensing some upcoming drama and honestly I'll be pissed let them stay in their honey moon bubble a little longer. Also the them with baby Pru was just adorable. Nervous Maya and sweet but comfortable Carina. Oh my heart ❤.

Vic is having heart palpitations everytime she thinks or hears about Dean and Anyone connected to him. That heart monitor went off a hell of a lot I'm surprised she didn't faint. I am glad she got to talk to someone about it. In due time I'm sure she'll be fine again, but for now it hurts to see her so sad.

Pru Miller better go back with her family with station 19. They really had me for a second when the grandfather was looking at them during dinner but nope he up and takes Pru. Also I am disappointed because I was sure I saw Dean walking around with his will, he asked Ben twice, he was scared for Pru. Where the hell is the will l???? What was the point of Dean discussing one if he never wrote it. I feel as though Ben and Bailey will eventually get custody but if Dean really didn't write a will then what is the point? They're really dangling and baby girl in front of them only for her to be snatched away.

And the thing is at first I was saying that the grandparents had a right to fight for their granddaughter, but then he goes and refuses to call her Pru, they returned with the very attitude that made Dean run from them in the first place. The grandparents definitely have the right to visit their grand baby, but they don't deserve full custody. Not with that attitude.

Lastly is Ingrid. I could not be the only one who was cheering her on to take the leap off the building. How could she assume that BEN WARREN was on the market. Also she could have done a ring check or ask first anything but showing up to the Thanksgiving dinner and trying to take her own life because, the man who is literally to good to be true wasn't single. I'm just glad she's getting the help she needs, the only thing is I hope she doesn't try to bother Bailey while she's at Grey Sloan. Would be some lifetime movie shit.

Funny moments included Beckett falling on his back on spillt food, Bailey marking her territory when she saw Ingrid. Vic laughing inappropriately when Travis's father snapped and watching Maya with Pru.

[countrycrackheads]

The Bowers Gang with Latina S/o’s

Heyo :3 So to start off to any Latinas reading this I am very sorry if I am more Mexican leaning in this. I am Mexican, so if any of this isn’t inclusive towards Cubans, Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, etc. I am very sorry. Also, a lot of this probably fits the stereotype of sassy Latina which is very much me :|

Warning: Cursing, mentions of sex, Henry’s racist ass, 

Henry - Henry? Really? You think Henry’s racist ass would date a Latina??? Jajajajajajajaja congrats bitch you done played yourself. - Ok ok fine. Let’s say he did date a Latina. - He always has to say some racist shit resulting in him getting cursed out and his ears getting pulled. - When his dad found out.... OOF jajajajajaja he teared Henry a new asshole with a butcher knife :| - Of course you weren’t about to let your vato get his chile cut off so you went off on Butch Bowers. Cursing at him and such. - The sex was good. Henry didn’t really expect you to be good, but you really did get him hooked. - Aside from that, taking him to meet your family was a fucking mess. You think your family is gonna be chill with you bringing home a country ass white boy? - Henry wasn’t chill with it either and the entire party your family shit talked about Henry in Spanish which would end up with you telling your family in Spanish to shut the fuck up.

Patrick - Patrick... where do I begin? - Well, come on man, it’s the 80s in Maine and you were the only Latina in town so people just stared at you with their caras de fuchi. - Patrick saw you on the first day. He thought meh, but that ass tho 0_0 - Immediately he started perving on you. Touching your waist and all that shit. - Most girls in school would just go “omg Patrick blah blah blah Don’t touch me.” - Jajajajaja that day motherfucker got a telenovela slap. - .... and that made Patrick like you even more. - Le gusta la mala vida - You guys started dating around half way into the school year. - The first thing Patrick wanted to do to you was bang your brains out, but you made wait. - Patrick’s parents adored you... well, his mom did. His father was indifferent. - Patrick finally got you into the sack after prom and it was a wild night. - Motherfucker learned your phrases of your language just to whisper naughty things in your ear during seggs. - Insists on you calling him papi chulo. - Henry and the other boys always teased Patrick about being with a Latina. - Patrick threatened to murder every person who made fun of you and it wasn’t long until he thought that you and him were the god and goddess of this universe and you two were the only real things.

Belch - Belch has a racist momma and when you two started dating, she was an absolute fucking Karen - She still is. - Belch doesn’t really take you home a lot because of his mom and he doesn’t take you out with him because of the gang. - That still doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have time for you. - Every night around 11-2 am he’ll sneak into your room through the window just to cuddle. - He keeps your relationship a secret. The only people who know are his mom and your parents and siblings. - At school you two are just strangers. - You became an official couple when he took you to prom and... well... Henry was pissed. - The love making is good between you two, although you do get a big uncomfortable in the backseat of his Trans Am, Amy. - Aftercare must be this boy’s middle name. - Treats you like a princess no matter how much your family talks shit and judges him.

Vic - Vic doesn’t care that you’re Hispanic, but he does care of what Henry thinks and that’s why you two have a secret relationship. - If Henry wasn’t a racist bastard, Vic would brag about having such a beautiful girlfriend - But Henry was a racist shit so oh well :| - Took you to prom because he was tired of hiding you from Henry. - The seggs after was 10/10 (0_o) - His parents like you but sometimes say shit that just makes you wanna smack them. - Your parents were ok with Vic but asked you a lot of questions about him. - Sometimes Vic tries to speak your language, and he fails miserably. - He LOVES it when you make him food. - He is surprisingly good with spice. - Overall Vic is a pretty great boyfriend and loves learning about your culture.

[darkestdesired]

Teachers Pet

Part 2.

An: I am so sorry this took so long there is honestly no excuse!

For this one I honestly just played off the idea of the reader being taller than Oswald and him being just like ‘I’m baby’,like full on obsession and heart eyes towards her and treating her like she’s a goddess.

I have a horrible size kink , and a baby and mommy/daddy kink.

I hope you like it and again I am so sorry! @kpopgirlbtssvt

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Waking up to the sound of banging on my door was not the morning I had in mind,looking down I smiled at the sight of Oswalds peaceful sleeping expression,carefully I rolled him over onto the pillow,freezing when he made any signs of waking.

Once the coast was clear I got out of bed and slipped on my slippers before making my way to the front door,peeking through the peephole I held in a groan.

Pulling open the door I saw the biggest pain in the ass brother in the world standing in the hallway with his fist up,ready to knock again. “What do you want Jim?” He winced at my unfriendly tone,letting him know I was still very pissed off.

“Listen you can’t stay mad at me forever,We’re family (Y/n).” Crossing my arms I sighed,”Jim I love you,but I meant what I said. I can’t just forgive you,it’ll take a lot more than bothering me every day to earn that back. Oh and you’re shit at apologizing by the way.” He chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck. “I’ll do whatever it takes to earn your trust back.”

Sighing heavily I rubbed my tired eyes,”Listen,I’m not gonna be able to trust you again so easily... but I can’t stay mad at you forever.” He held a sad smile,”I know,I promise I’ll make it up to you (N/n).”

The tiniest bit of a smile pulled at my lips,”Now get out of here,I have to get ready for work.” Which was a lie,I had the day off already but I knew if I let him in he would see Oswald. I had to protect the adorable shorter man,even if it was from my own brother.

We said our goodbyes and I quietly shut the door as he left,nearly jumping out of my skin when I turned to see Oswald standing in the doorway with what can only be the cutest bed head I’ve ever seen.

“Good morning,I hope I didn’t wake you up.” He looked up at me with half asleep eyes as I walked over and looked down at the shorter male.”You weren’t in bed so...” he muttered causing my heart to swell.

“Sorry,Jim stopped by again but he won’t be bothering us like this again. Let’s go back to bed.” I hummed.

He frowned as I said that,”You and Jim were fighting?”

Sighing I led him back to the bedroom,”I was so mad at him for killing...well almost killing you so I refused to talk to him,ignoring him ever since that day. But now that I know youre alive and safe here I decided I can at least talk to him,I still don’t trust him...not like I used to. Barbara is the only one I still talk to.”

His pale cheeks turned a slight shade of pink,”You really cared that much about me?” I smiled and wrapped him into a warm hug,”Of course I do Os,I’ll do whatever it takes to make sure you never have to go through that again.” I cooed gently rubbing his back as he practically purred as he melted into my touch,this fact assured me that he was probably touch starved.

“Let’s go back to sleep,Hm?” He nodded,burrowing deeper into my chest seeking more of that Protective warmth that consumed him.

Leading him over to the bed I layer down and brought him down so that he was laying over me,I wrapped the blankets over us as he tucked his face into my neck,breathing in my scent.

I smelled of vanilla and cinnamon,a pleasant combination that soon lulled him to sleep.

Looking at the adorable and fragile men now snoring lightly in my embrace I felt something deep inside of me pull.

He had been through so much,and the more time I spent with him the more I began to realize that this trauma may stretch out to before the incident.

After all his limp was very noticeable and the wounds on his body were mixed between fresh and old.

A story for each little scar,Perhaps ones for another time.

I decided I’d have to talk to an old friend of mine to get me somewhere to hide Oswald,I couldn’t risk his safety with Jim and Harvey snooping around.

Grabbing my phone I pulled up my oldest and closest friend that I’ve had since before moving to Gotham.

The phone wrang for 3 seconds before answering,”Well Well Well,if it isn’t little miss ABC’s. I missed ya darling.” The familiar voice teased. “Hello Victor,I need a favor.” He chuckled at my greeting,the sound vibrating over the phone.

“Oh? Little miss goody two shoes needs a favor? Name it doll face.” I rolled my eyes and glanced down at Oswalds sleeping face,feeling a smile tug at my face.

“I need a safe place to hide someone very dear to me,somewhere my brother won’t think to look.” Victor hummed,”Who’s this very dear someone?”

Tightening my grip on the phone I hesitated,I knew I could trust Victor with every fiber of my being,though I didn’t know his current occupation.

He thought it would be the best way to keep me safe,his innocent little teacher.

“His name is Oswald Cobblepot,trust me I would be asking you if it wasn’t important. Please just let me hide him at your apartment until this all blows over.” He was silent for a moment before I heard him sigh.

“Fine but you owe me doll face.” He feigned annoyance but I knew he didn’t mean it. “Thank you Victor! I’ll even make you those muffins you like so much.” He ooed meaning he knew exactly which ones I was talking about. “For those muffins I’d do ya a thousand favors,Meet me at mine at 6pm. Later doll face.” I smiled,”See you then Vic.”

Hanging up I looked down at Oswald,Placing a gentle kiss on his temple he shuffled a bit. A lazy smile on his face as he moved in more,Hugging him close I shut my eyes.

I knew Oswald would be safe with Victor,and while I didn’t know anything about the underworld the two worked for I had a feeling I was about to find out real soon.

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Oswald looked out the window at the passing buildings,curiosity and worry building the further from my apartment we got.

“So where are we going? Not that I don’t enjoy a nice car ride.” He chuckled nervously ,he knew I wouldn’t do anything to hurt him but not knowing where he was going worried him.

He looked over to see me giving him a reassuring smile,”I can’t risk you staying at my apartment with Jim and Harvey sniffing around. I won’t let them hurt you again. So I called an old friend who has a room open,they won’t find you there.”

His eyes widened,I was willing to do so much if it meant keeping him safe?

A man I barely knew?

“Is he..trustworthy?” I nodded,”I trust him with my life,He works with charity’s in the city.” I honestly believed that,which is why Oswald relaxed a bit. “What’s his name? Maybe I know him?” He asked with a smile,which I returned. “Victor Zsasz,he’s like a brother to me. He was actually the one who got me my job at the elementary school.”

As I carried on with my story I completely missed the way Oswalds face dropped in horror. “V-Victor Zsasz..?” He stuttered.

“Mhm,he looks intimidating and he is sarcastic as hell,but he’s just a big teddy bear once you get to know him.” I giggled,knowing he would hate having been referred to as a big teddy bear.

“I-I see,and you say he works with charity’s?” Did I honestly not know that Victor was the most dangerous assassin in Gotham? Charity work is the farthest thing from his job.

“Yea,he works for Falcons Charity,they help the poor find jobs and housing,I’ve met mr.falcons a few times. He’s super nice and gentlemanly,I actually have a brunch meeting with him next week.”

Now he really was in shock,I was friends with the big dogs and didn’t even know it,he was actually impressed. But knowing how sweet and kind I was he wasn’t that surprised,he was just worried about what dangers I’d be dragged into.

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Before he even realized it we had pulled up to a nice looking building on the other side of town,we pulled into an alley in the back and parked.Grabbing the container of muffins and my purse we slipped out into the quiet alley.

He followed as we walked to a back door,pulling out a key I unlocked it,revealing a hallway leading to stairs going down.

“Stay close,I don’t want you to get lost.” I didn’t have to tell him twice as he gripped onto my coat sleeve and limped practically glued to my side.

It took us about 2 minutes before we reached a door with two buff men that toward over us,Oswald coward behind me as I smiled at the two.

“Good afternoon Ivan,Luis!” They smiled back at me.

Ivan was a single 6’3 white Russian bodyguard with a heart of gold and heavy accent while Luis was a 6’1 Black man from England with the cutest wife and 6 year old daughter ,They were extremely protective and damn good at their jobs.

Luis gave me a toothy smile as he went to hug me,before stopping as he noticed Oswald hiding behind me,peeking over my shoulder.

He frowned,”Who is the pipsqueak?” He asked raised a brow,”Oh this is Oswald,Oswald say hi to Ivan and Luis.”

Ivan crossed his arms with a smirk,”Ahhh so this little man is the one who stole heart of Miss (Y/n).” His laugh was booming.

“Oh hush Ivan,I always knew she had a thing for the shorties eh?” Luis teased elbowing the other,my (s/c) face grew hot as I felt Oswald burry his face into my shoulder blade in embarrassment.

“Just for that you two aren’t getting muffins,I’ll give them all to Victor.” Their laughing stopped comically as their smiles fell,”You brought muffins! Oh darling I’m gonna marry you.” I laughed,”Don’t let Lillian hear that Luis.”

He rolled his eyes,”She already told me she’d be more than happy having you as a third so long as you do the cooking.”

Playfully punching his shoulder I reached back and took Oswalds hand,giving it a gentle squeeze. “Alright boys,we need to see Victor,I’ll give you your muffins later.”

They gave their goodbyes as I led Oswald inside,leading to a giant apartment,”So you seem friendly with everyone here.” I heard him say quietly,his pale cheeks still red.

“Igor and Ivan are like big brothers to me,seeing as though I come here more than my own apartment. We’ve just grown to have a strong bond over time.” He nodded but couldn’t help but feel a bit insecure and jealous,thoughts of self worth seemed to clog his brain until he felt me stop and place an arm around his shoulders bringing him closer.

“Victor,this is Oswald,Oswald this is Victor.” I stated looking at the hairless man who was pouring a few drinks.

“Ah Oswald Cobblepot,it’s a pleasure to finally meet you.” Victor said with a dangerous glint in his eyes that told Oswald that the assassin knew exactly who he was as he stalked over,handing us both a glass that stunk of heavy liquor.

“L-Likewise Victor.” He gulped ,slowly inching in closer to my side. Victor smirked at him before giving me an easy smile,”So where’s my payment?” Oswald raised a brow,”Payment?”

Rolling my eyes I held out the container of muffins,”Here you go,remember to share them with Ivan and Luis.” He chuckled and took the container and peeled open the lid,talking a big whiff of the blueberry smell. “Mmmm,I missed your baked goods doll face.”

Giggling I smiled at the usually stoic man,”I know,Now promise you’ll keep your promise and protect Oswald. If my brother founds out he’s here-“ Victor waved me off.”Good ol’ Jimbo won’t find out honey,I promised you and I plan to keep that promise.” Sighing I let go of Oswald and hugged the taller man.

“I owe you one.” He chuckled and patted my back,But Oswald felt a shiver roll down his spine when Victors easy smile fell into a deadly scowl,there was no playfulness or humor in his eyes. But it was back to it’s happy smile as soon as I pulled away.

“Don’t worry about it,You know I’d do anything if it kept you safe and happy.Plus Oswald and I are going to become great friends... aren’t we Ossy?” Victor said as he walked over and wrapped an arm around oswalds tense shoulders.

Oswald gulped but looked over at me,seeing my caring eyes filled with worry he knew that Victor wouldn’t do anything that would risk upsetting me.

“Right.” He stated tightly,forcing a smile.

It seemed I noticed but as soon as I went to say something my phone began to wring,Pulling it out and looking at the screen. I could feel my chest tighten as I saw it was Jim,Sending them an apologetic look I walked away to answer.

Once I was out of earshot Victor kept a smile on his face as he leaned down to oswalds ear.

“If you break her heart I will make your life a living hell Penguin,There are far worse things than death.” Oswald gulped,muttering out,”Likewise,Assasin.” Causing Victor to smirk.

Rushing over I frowned,”That was Jim,He needs me to stop by the precinct.He needs help with that Bruce Wayne kid,he thinks having someone who works with kids will help.” They could see how this conflicted me.

“Don’t worry ‘bout a thing sweetheart,go do what you gotta do. Oswald and I will spend this time to get to know each other.” I smiled at Victor before going over to Oswald,Cupping his cheeks and whispering so only he can hear me.

“Are you going to be okay,if you don’t feel comfortable I can try to figure something else out?” Oswald melted into my touch,reaching up he took my hands,Never in his life had he felt so loved by anyone but his mother. The fact that I barely knew him and treated him with such kindness made his heart swell.

“I’ll be okay (Y/n),Just don’t forget about me okay?” My smile softened and I pulled him into a warm and safe hug,”I would never,my little Oswald.”

Usually he hated being called little,usually associating it with Painful memories,but when I said it it made him want to beg me to say it again and again.

His cheeks felt like they were on fire as I placed a kiss on his forehead before pulling away,Glancing at the two I pulled out my keys. “I’ll be back tomorrow after work,please call me if anything happens okay?” They both said their goodbyes as I walked out the way we came.

Victor waited until the door was shut and my footsteps had disappeared to let his smile fall,Sit down.” He commanded moving to a little couch and chair in the living room. Oswald reluctantly followed and did as told.

Victor glared at the fragile man,“We have a lot to discuss Traitor,beginning with what happened with Fish Mooney.”

Oswald glanced back at the door.

Praying that tomorrow would come already.