#I don’t wanna shop from Amazon

[dragonswhomstyeet]

Why does ‘Triple Laser Phaser’ from the Portal OST make me physically averse to online shopping. I am now allergic to wanting things. There is only notes and synthesizers. Give this fucking song to Cave so he doesn’t order several thousand pounds of moon rocks from Amazon again.

[tiajk]

Amazon strawhat reader

Warnings; fem reader!, everyone crushing on reader if you squint, everyone loves themselves amazon reader, added robin brook franky and jimbei becuase why not even though i haven’t watched that far so if i get something wrong pls tell me, reader can do a lot of stuff

A/N: none!

masterlist. part 2

— luffy would actually love you without a single fucking doubt he was practically jumping up and down asking you to join his crew if you said no he would kidnap you but who could say no to him and his cute face

— luffy uses you as a climbing tool he wants to see something up high and can’t see his going to you asking for uppies and you gladly give them to him

— zoro didn’t want to admit but he liked you on the crew becuase your strong he wants to challenge you and he admires your strength but he’s lowkey scared of you if your taller than him

— let this man see your sword he will literally not want to let it go and he’ll be so honored that you let him even hold it if you let him use it in battle if he lost one of his he’ll be so fucking happy and blushy

— sanji swoons over every women ( and man) but a muscular tall woman that’s race is literally goddess warriors this man is on the floor for you at your every beck and call

— he gets carried by you a lot he tries to carry you but you just carry him and he gets all blushy

— nami thinks that’s your so fucking cool she would 100% want to sun bathe with you all the time

— she also wants to hear about how the stories that your people have made over the years

— ussop is shaking the first time he meets you

— when there’s a fight he hides behind you and says that your under his control when you go along with it makes him very happy that’s why your his favorite

— chopper thinks it’s so cool that your on the crew when you tell him about the animals that your mother told you when you where growing up it makes him feel less like a monster and he does his cute little dance thing

— if you ever in battle and seriously injured and don’t go to him because your stubborn best believe he’s shape shifting and throwing you over his shoulder so you can get treated correctly (you could overpower him but you’ll let him win this one)

— robin has definitely heard of amazons but never seen one before in real life

— you guys will have little reading dates and she loves when you give her books from your home because there so interesting and fascinating

— Franky thinks your SUPERRRR all the time you never understood his obsession with cola but when he had you drink some you were hooked

— he makes you gadgets all the time whether to improve your sword or shield he is always making stuff for you

— when brook saw you he wanted your panties but was kinda scared when you drew your sword at him then he remembered he was dead but it was still kind scary

— jimbei had definitely heard of amazons before but like robin had never seen one

— he’s like a really cool person to be around if you wanna learn about his people culture you would always go to his with no hesitation and he would gladly tell you

— the crew admires you a lot your like there personal bodyguard they love you

— the girls will always make sure that when you guys go shopping you all get matching stuff because why not

— i feel like luffy goes to you for everything he has a cut on his hand he’s going to you instead of chopper it just shows how much he trust you

— when you first join the crew and your kinda timid to the boys they understand because your people say that men are just nasty but they get kind sad because they wanna know you better but over time you learn to love them ask much as you do robin and nami

— tell them stories of your home they wanna hear about it all the time especially if simultaneously they all can’t sleep and want to hear your voice

— they know how stubborn you can be so when you go into battle and almost sacrifice yourself so they can live they can get pretty mad at you but they know it comes from a place of love and respect

— i know that amazon’s have super strength and so does the crew so when you guys them they get kinda scared because of your bone crushing hugs

— if you don’t understand why some people do certain things then they’ll explain it to you

— sanji love it when you tell him about food that you ate when you were a child he tried to recreate it with you helping him

— they know how passionate you can be one time you were telling them how much you love them and made them cry

— whenever zoro gets lost you always find him first or he finds you first becuase he can feel your passion 100 miles away

— luffy definitely flexes on law and kid that he has an amazing warrior on his crew and they don’t (they admire you just as much and are kind jealous)

— if someone were to ever catcall you or harass you before you can get a word at there all jumping the person making there life absolutely fucking miserable

— for your birthday they did the cutest thing they had the sunny decorated like your home island from what they could make out of the books and just made you fell right at home

— when they find out your a princess that doesn’t change a thing about they see you but they can tell that another place you get your passion from

— nami will probably ask you for some money and you give it to her becuase you love her so much and she never charges you because of it

— you love you nakamas and they love you

[amesemii]

Anything she wants.

A/N: HEY YALLL this took a lil long an im sorrryyyy!!! i haven’t made my rules yet so just don’t act like idiots or ill block you💋💋 this was my first time writing in a while and im a little rusty😩 tryna keep up with yall and the new trends in writing tho!! feedback is always appreciated so please don’t ever hesitate❤️💋.

WK; 1.1k

summary: your father forces you last minute to attend a meeting with him to get you out of the house and you meet a certain someone who wants to give the spoiled girl a try.

tw; nothing really, he calls you mama, he lowk a simp, flaunts his money too😒, daddy’s girl, spoiled yn, just be aware ig

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“Y/N please come down, it’s time to leave” your father yells up the stairs, and you rush to tie your heels up. Your father knew you took long to get ready so you don’t know why the hell he trying to rush you now when he only let you know of this event a few hours ago.

That was one of the things your father did that you didn’t like much and he was quick to apologize and get you a gift knowing you wanted to look your best in front of other people,he couldn’t tell his lovely daughter no. You were his pride and joy being the only girl out of 2 children. Your older brother long gone a few hours away with your lovely sister in law and your niece.(who you could argue is more spoiled than you)

So now you’re here in the blacked out car with your dad going to some random business party that you didn’t even wanna be at but at least you’ve got your card(your dads card) so you can sit and online shop while your father mingles with his partners.

You sit there scrolling on Amazon just adding things you think are cute to your cart, not even caring to look to into the details. Daddy will handle that, you think to yourself as you add a new vanity to the cart. You’re just scrolling through things when you hear someone mumbling in your ear

“You sure are a spoiled little girl aren’t you?” You look up startled to see a man that should be described as nothing BUT sexy. Tattoos adorning he lights lined body grillz and chains glistening short black hair and he was looking just SO good. But that was besides the point, why was he all up in ya phone?

“An you sure are nosey” you go back to scrolling on your phone now having had moved on to another store until you feel him sit next to you and you try to ignore him but you can feel his eyes grazing over your outfit, you’re about to speak up but he’s quick to interrupt.

“I’m Constance but you can call me Connie , and you are?” He’s not mumbling anymore and you’re pretty sure you hear a little accent but you’re not sure from what.

You look up at him from your phone and introduce yourself but that’s not enough for him, he wants to get to know you. You look pretty, smell good, and got an attitude. His favorite mix. You guys talk for a bit, mostly trying to get to know each other and flirting a bit till he asks a certain question.

“Let me take you out mama”

You actually let out a chuckle at that because there was no way In hell he wanted to fuck with you. You’re too expensive and hard to deal with, you know this for a fact because your brother makes sure to tell you every other day on the phone how you and his daughter make flies come out his wallet.

“You can’t handle me” you say smirking at him and his eyes darken and he’s quick to retort “I’m pretty sure I can handle a little girl like you.” And you scoff cause who tf he calling little?? Ain’t nun lil bout you. “Tuh show me then.” He hands you his phone and you put your number in but he looks confused and excite out and goes to show u other apps.

He goes from cash app, to a regular bank, to a bank you’ve never heard of and then still pulls a wad of cash out of his pocket. “I’m pretty sure I can handle you pretty.” And you can’t help but smile a little bit. “We’ll see Constance.” “I said you can call me connie”

“I know.” You chose to call him by his government because why not try to get under his skin? You look up to see your father coming towards you two and you sit up straight and smile “hey dad!” You start hoping and praying that he says it’s time to go home so you can plot.

“Hi baby girl, are you ready to go?” And you nod your head but go to introduce your father and Connie and they shake hands, you give Connie a side hug as you prepare to leave.

You and your father get to the car and you both slide into the back and he’s quick to start questioning you “so is he your boyfriend?” And you’re quick to say no. You only just met him an hour ago, he was NOT your boyfriend.

the rest of the ride was silent after your father basically played 21 questions. you just chill texting some of your friends and watching instagram reels til a text pops up on your phone.

you had to think for a second about that. did you want to lie and say you had plans or just tell him nothing? you take a second to decide and choose to tell the truth.

you just decide to leave him on read since your ride pulls up to your house. you and your father get out and he asks you what you want for dinner so he can order it and you tell him then quickly get upstairs.

you get to your room and open the door and are hit my a breeze. damn! you always leave that fan on to make sure you don’t get hit but it’s cold as a motherfucka in here.

you go to your closet and pick out some pijamas and go into your bathroom. you turn on the shower and wait for it to get hot and you step in.

you wash your body and just think. did you really wanna go on this date with connie? you know if you were to get hurt your father would handle the situation, so that wasn’t a worry.

you were worried about yourself, you didn’t want yourself to fall for him just cause he makes you feel nice and can give you butterflies. he could be just live everybody else.

but he might not be. it wouldn’t hurt to give him a chance and by now you already know what to look out for. so you turn off the shower and go out to your room.

you grab your shea butter and body oils, to lotion yourself and get dressed. as soon as you’re done, you decide to text connie back.

you can’t help but smirk to yourself in anticipation of what was to come tomorrow. you were gonna enjoy this

[fandomnerd9602]

Only You

Bambi!Wanda x Reader

It all began when your doe-human mate Wanda skipped happily into the kitchen, her mind focused on asking you one singular question.

You were listening to Wanda’s favorite song on your Amazon dot.

Only you can make this world seem right

Only you can make the darkness bright

Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do

And fill my heart with love for only you

“Dance with me, detka!” She giggles as she takes your hand. The two of you sway to the music.

“Detka,” she smiled at you, “will you marry me?”

The question caught you off guard but happily off guard, “y-yes.”

“Good!” Your antler adorned mate hugged you tight and kissed you gently. “I want to marry you.”

“When do you want to tie the knot?”

“Tie the knot? Why would we do that? I wanna marry you.” She giggles, thinking that you were making some weird joke.

You and her didn’t talk about it much on the way to the Sanctuary but you found Wanda happily running around to the other hybrids, telling them the good news.

“I’m getting married! I’m marrying my amazing mate!!” She practically ran all the way around the Sanctuary grounds.

Natasha was practically laughing her wolf tail off as Wanda ran in. “I heard.” The red head wolf hybrid laughed, “can I be your maid of honor?”

“Sure!” Wanda giggles.

“Why do you suddenly want to be married?”

“I love my detka and I want to marry them.” Wanda found herself wistfully explaining. “I wanna spend my life with Y/N, I want to go to sleep in their arms every night, I wanna…”

“What?” Natasha’s tail wagged, “come on buddy, you can tell me”

“I want to have little deer babies.”

“Oh you scandalous doe!” Natasha giggled, earning a blush from Wanda.

“But I don’t know if I’m ready for kids yet” Wanda’s tail dropped a little, she sits down on her friend’s bean bag chair, “I still miss my boys”

Natasha gets down on her knees and hugs her friend tight. “Take your time. There’s no need to rush into a marriage. (Y/N) loves you and will understand”

Wanda couldn’t help but smile.

Meanwhile you took an early lunch and went with Yelena to a jewelry store you had your eye on.

“Why did you ask me to come with you and not sestra?” The blond wolf hybrid bemoaned.

“Because Natasha is with Wanda and I don’t want my mate to know what I’m up to. And I need you to keep watch as I browse the store.” You stepped into the store as Yelena kept watch.

You found the perfect ring. It was a gold band designed to look like interlocking vines and leaves with a simple diamond adorned at its center. You were just about to purchase it when suddenly Yelena tackled you to the ground.

“They’re here!” Yelena dragged you behind some tables. You looked under the table to see a familiar pair of legs and tails walking into the shop.

Natasha and Wanda walked in, happy as could be.

“Which one says I want to be your forever mate?” Wanda asked as she approached the wedding bands section.

“Any one of them, that’s the whole point.” Natasha smirked before a familiar scent caught her nostrils. You and Yelena.

She dropped to her knees and came face to face with the two of you. You gestured for her to stay quiet.

“What are you…you were gonna buy a ring?!” Natasha whisper-yelled, kind of happy and excited too. You hold up the ring you selected, Natasha smirked, “oh that’s very lovey but I don’t like you that way.”

“Steer her to another store, Fifi!” Yelena retorted.

“Fifi? Funny coming from you, sestra!” The two wolf sisters began fighting. You silently separated them.

“Gals, please this is the love of my life and I don’t want to ruin her special moment” you quietly begged them.

“I found it! The perfect engagement ring!!” Wanda called out with a giddy laugh.

Natasha quickly ran over and saw a simple band that looked like two antlers intertwined. Wanda looked to her friend with pleading eyes. Natasha peeked back to be sure that you didn’t see it. You could not.

“I-I don’t have any…” Wanda began to say.

Natasha gave a wave of her hand, “I’ll cover it.”

“Thank you” Wanda hugged her wolf pal tight.

“Just name your first daughter after me” Natasha said jokingly.

“Deal!”

The two bought the ring and left. You and Yelena got up from your hiding spot and approached the register. The cashier was practically laughing, “I take it your gal had the same idea?”

“Great minds,” you shrugged. Yelena stifled a laugh.

An hour or so later, Wanda was back in her friend’s den on the Sanctuary grounds, admiring the ring.

“Now you just need to find the perfect time to propose” Natasha smiled.

The sound of an aux cord plugging in caught Natasha’s wolf ears.

Only you can make this world seem right

Only you can make the darkness bright

Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do

And fill my heart with love for only you

Wanda rose from her seat, tears beginning to form in her eyes. It was yours and her song. Natasha peered out the den’s entry and smiled.

“You might wanna see this,” her wolf pal smiled.

Wanda walked out to see the Sanctuary gazebo decorated in Edison bulb lights and roses. Against the setting Sun, it looked heavenly.

And there under the gazebo roof was you, standing there with a smile on your face.

Wanda walked up the gazebo stairs slowly, tears of joy flowing down her face. You took her hands in yours.

“I love you Wanda Maximoff” you began. “I wanna spend each and every day of the rest of my life with you”

Wanda giggled.

“I wanna hold you when you’re hurting. And kiss you when you need a little love. I wanna raise a family with you and I wanna be there for you when we find your boys. And I’m gonna love you and them forever.”

“I love you.” Wanda whispered, “forever and ever”

You got to your knees and produced the ring, Wanda gasped. “Wanda, my doe, my love, my mate, will you marry me?”

Wanda got to her knees and pulled out the ring she got for you, “only if you will marry me”

“Yes” you smiled, tears forming in your own eyes.

“Yes!” She cries back. “Yes! Yes! You and only you!!!”

You slide the ring on her finger and she slides the ring on yours. A feeling of pure happiness takes over Wanda as she launches herself at you, knocking you to the wooden floor. She kisses you repeatedly, over and over, giggling against your lips as you held her tight.

The staff and other hybrids laughed and cheered as the two of you found each other lost in your moment. Natasha smiled and her tail swished back and forth happily.

It all started with a simple question. And it turned into a moment that you and Wanda would treasure forever. And you’d eventually tell it to Billy and Tommy: the tale of how you and Wanda ended up proposing to each other.

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[whitehotwild]

took a peek at amazon music’s The Boys character playlists (really just Butcher’s and Hughie’s… womp womp)… ohhhh old man Butcher my beloved.

all i can imagine is being at Butcher’s apartment for one reason or another.

☆ maybe the team went out to a bar together, and as everyone turned in for the night, saying their goodbyes, you and butcher were the last ones there. For whatever reason, he refuses to send you off by yourself to your own apartment this late at night and tells you to just come over and spend the night at his, that it’s closer anyway.

you try to ignore the zip up your spine when he leads you into his apartment with a hand on the small of your back. you try to ignore the soft flush of your cheeks when he teases you about snooping while you look through his one (barely filled) bookcase.

“what? you scared I’m gonna find your fuzzy pink handcuffs?” you tease right back, squatting down to flip through the vinyl records he has sitting in a milk crate next to the bookcase.

butcher rolls his eyes with a smirk, “mine ain’t fuzzy… d’you even know what those things are?”

you don’t react, but you do store that in the folder labeled ‘Useful Butcher Information’ that lives in your brain. ignoring his teasing, you let out a soft huff of laughter when you see a record you’ve only seen at your grandparent's house and in the back of a shitty thrift shop uptown.

“exactly how old are you?” you ask, pulling it out and showing him the record in question: Roy Orbison Sings Lonely and Blue (1961).

butcher walks over and takes the record from your hand, switching it for his beer. he had asked you if you wanted one when you two walked through his door, you had declined before, but have taken to stealing sips of his. it’s probably the closest you’ll get to kissing him tonight.

“old enough to know this is real music�� not that Taylor Swift shite you force me to listen to in the car.” he snarks, slipping the record out of the sleeve, setting it on his cheap turntable.

you stand back up straight with a scoff, “you can make fun of my ‘brat summer’, but Miss Swift is where I draw the line.” the beginning of the record starts to ring softly through the room…

‘Only the lonely… (dum-dum-dum-dumby-doo-wah)’

“oh… you can’t be serious,” you smile softly and he holds a hand up as if telling you to ‘wait for it’. “…so corny,” you mutter shaking your head, still with that same smile.

butcher takes the beer bottle out of your hand, taking a sip before setting it on one of the shelves, “nope… classic.”

he lets himself be a bit softer around you, even if only for a moment. it’s only when you two are alone, usually late at night, usually after a few drinks that he lets the walls drop… only just a bit.

like now, when he pulls you into the empty space of his living room, placing your hand, the one that isn’t wrapped in his, on his shoulder, his free hand goes to the small of your back.

“so now you wanna dance?” you ask with a bit of snark.

butcher lets out a soft huff of amusement as you two start swaying, “what you lot was doin’ at the bar wasn’t dancin’… you was flailing about.”

“hm… whatever. least we were having fun, i mean… even M.M. got up!”

“‘cause he’s a sucker for ‘Earth, Wind & Fire’.”

“well yeah… who isn’t?”

“me.”

you roll your eyes with a soft sigh, “suuure… stick in the mud.”

you’re both quiet after that, only the sound of old music coming through shitty speakers and gentle steps against his floor fill the room. he dances you through the whole a-side of the album, the hand on your back has snaked around your waist, your head rests against his shoulder, and he holds your intertwined hands closer to his chest.

you take as much of this as you can get from him, knowing these moments are fleeting. there are so many unspoken words between the two of you, you’re too stubborn to make a move, and well… butcher’s too… butcher. he thinks he’s much too undeserving of something as precious as you.

and maybe he’s right. maybe he doesn’t deserve you, but that doesn’t stop him from wanting you, it doesn’t stop you wanting him. so for now… the soft, fleeting, moments are enough.

it’s always strange when those moments end, though. the way you can see his demeanor shift in an instant.

like now, the music stops and he looks away from you when you look up at him. you can see the way his face changes, like he’s snapping out of a trance or he’s caught himself doing something he knows shouldn’t.

butcher pulls away from you, wiping his hands on his pants as if the feeling of you lingering on his skin has to go. he turns to put the record away and turn off the turntable.

the silence lingers for a minute before he speaks up, “think we should turn in. you take my bed.”

you try to protest, “the couch-“

“don’t fight me on it.” the command isn’t harsh, it’s not mean, it’s only a bit stern, but he just wants you to listen to him.

he just wants to do something nice for you.

you nod with a quiet sigh and thank him with a soft smile. you both retire for the night and you both know you’ll be gone in the morning before he wakes up. you both know you won’t make any mention of it when you're both in the office tomorrow.

but you both know that for now, the fact that it happened at all is enough.

(divider by @/plutism)

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

bat siblings as things kids have said to me at work.

(i kept me as me because i couldn’t figure out anyone way to format this 😭)

steph: *taps me*

me: yeah?

steph: *whispering* hey show me ur moves

me: what 😀

me: how did you even get pencil on ur face?

dick: i dunno

me: my goodness ur a magician

dick: i am 😌

jason: i like picking my nose

me: how about we take a break from drawing and colour in

cass: no i don’t like colouring

cass: i like colouring more than drawing

me: ??

steph: *telling me about all the drama at school*

me who now has beef with a 4yr old named jessica* that’s wild

me: do u wanna colour them in now?

tim: *nods hesitantly*

me: are u sure? 😅

tim: no *seriously*

duke who arrived all of two minutes ago: *asks me something*

me: you’ve already got paint on ur face how’d you even do that?

duke: i know i put it there

me: aight fair

damian: why can’t u bring ur cat here?

me: that’s a great question

me: timmy pls i love ya but imma need you to stop rocking on ur chair kiddo

tim: timmy? only my mum calls me gems

me: whelp guess what i’m ur mum now stop rocking on ur chair

tim: no 😌

damian: mum-oh

me: listen hear kiddo i’m too young to be a mother

damian: but u said ur cat was ur son?

me: yes i did

damian: that makes no sense

jason: let me guess ur in ur teens

me: let me guess ur 2

jason: 😱 no i’m 7! 😤

me: oh right of course

dick: i’m done 😌

me: u sure? *pulls out other sheet of drawing from behind the first one like a magic trick*

dick: 😮

me: is that the same as that (talking about their drawing and the reference)

duke: yes?

me about to ruin this kids whole career: not quite

me: omg ur a goose

jason: *mildly offended* >:0

cass: *smacks self in the face with pencil*

me and her: *laughing way too loud*

context: student asks about a painting across the room

me: don’t worry about it just do ur drawing

dick: then why do you worry?

me: about what?

dick: about everything!

me: that’s so true

context me and the kids were talking about different coloured fish and one mentioned her doubts about pink fish

me: oh there are pink dolphins…but i guess they aren’t fish..

jason: pink dolphins? no they’re grey

damian: no there are pink ones

me: yeah i’m pretty sure they’re from the amazon

steph: like the shop???

me: *laughs to the point of almost tears*

tim: you got it dude

me: i know i got it but do you? (he doesn’t)

[adollchild]

Hi so umm I was wondering where to get age regression stuff from if your parents aren’t okay with it. Like they are really strict and would freak if they found out. I saw your post where you can order stuff from insta but I don’t have insta so if there’s anything else it would be great thank you 😊

Hi there

No matter how sneaky you are, there's always a risk of getting caught and I don't want anything bad to happen to you. Instead, I'd suggest looking into discreet/"normal-passing" agere things instead of the more obvious stuff while you live with your parents. I'll list some resources on types of subtle gear you can get, as well as some tips on how to regress discreetly:

Subtle gear:

Alternatives to sippy cups and bottles

discreet "sippies"

subtle/budget regression gear

list of discreet gear for regressors (sorted by age groups ^-^)

some covert agere stuff

discreet age regression items

AgeRe Gear for Closeted Regressors

Discrete Clothes for Regressors

Tips for closeted regressors:

how to age regress if nobody knows about it

how to feel little at school

How to be subtly little when your family is around

Regressing During School

Ideas for being little at school

How can I be a secret age regressor?

I would also like to add that you can read all the children's books you want, for free, at the library ♡ If anybody asks why you're doing it, you can either say it's for the nostalgia, or that you're trying to find a book for a kid.

If you do wanna get some more "obvious"/babyish gear and it's safe for you to do so, I'd suggest getting adult-sized stuff like pacifiers and bottles from Etsy, Amazon or eBay. If you're a minor, please make sure that the store you're bying from isn't a k!nk store, since there are a lot of those.

When it comes to toys and the like, you can find those at a regular toy store, either physical or on the internet. You can also try out thrift-shopping (I personally love thrifting, I've bought a lot of cute stuff this way ♡).

I'll link some posts containing tips on how to hide regression gear below, just in case you need it ;3

tips for discreet/closeted regressors

making an agere box for hiding stuff

places to hide ur gear

hiding your pacis, sippys, etc. from your parents

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If you don’t want to buy anything but you enjoyed a mini-comic I made or a story I wrote you can buy me a Ko-fi or send a tip to @FFS-Arts on Venmo. That’s especially nice cause I’m a broke art student at the moment. You could also send a treat off my Amazon wishlist. (All wishlist items are nonurgent)

Commissions:

If you’d like to commission something from me feel free to shoot me a message and we can talk. If you’ve never done a commission before here’s a lovely step by step to give you an idea what to expect.

My TOS can be found here and my commission pricing and examples is here, I also have a $20 for 20 minute sale!

[starsomens]

Protective Mafia Dad Noah though! How about you write us a little something? 😉

ANOONNNN AAAAAHHH

During your pregnancy: MANS IS WATCHING YOU LIKE A HAWK. He has 3 guards for you, no matter where you went. even if you had gone to answer the door for your amazon delivery. After a very long day of "dealing with idiots and money" he loved coming home, cleaning up and cuddling with you and your bump. Doesn't see his child as an "heir" for his business or his work, but 1000000% spoils them and you before they're even born. Loves to take you out, shop and treat you like the queen you are for carrying your baby. You know those random people who wanna feel peoples bumps???? Yeah no😀. don’t even think about that.

With the baby: i can see him wanting you to have the baby at home with a doctor and midwife there just for safety. Cuz you never know who’s a nurse in the hospital and he needs to keep you in a safe place. He’s in the room with you when you give birth 1000% even if he hired the doctor and midwife be walks with them and watch their every move, every health exam. That’s his baby. ANYONE who even looks at them you wrong, immediately dealt with. Even though he tends to be busy and sometimes he’s away, will ALWAYS have time for them. So he’s there for their first steps, first words, first few months to adjusting. The day you had to take them to get their shots? This man is PISSED, the first thing that comes to mind when his baby cries is “who/what did it?” So he can deal with it.

With them growing up he definitely either drops them off and picks them up at school personally or will have body guards do it. But if they ask for daddy to go, he goes. If someone is bothering them in school? It takes a lot of convincing from you so that he doesn’t go to their parents and threaten them. Instead had an in school meeting with the other kid and their parents and sits there with an AURA, kid never came around your child again. No matter if his child is a boy or girl he trains them for self defense. Physical self defense and how to unarm someone with a gun, he wants to make sure there are multiple safety nets for them in case if he isn’t there, or the guards. Also has multiple locations and shops where they can walk in and he is called for any issues

Bottom line. He’d burn the world down for you and your child(Ren)

[mcondance]

a quick talk on obtaining physical media

you can get your physical media off of amazon. you can type in “xyz dvd” “xyz cd” “xyz vinyl” in google too and it’ll show you results for ebay and other stores like walmart and target probably. i don’t really do this cause i’m a vintageantiqueoriginal fucker.

edit: ebay is a great place to find dvds, cds, and vinyl that aren’t originals but have been opened so they’re cheaper still!

if you’re an antique, vintage, original fucker like me, ebay is the way to go. i got my slc punk original 1999 (first edition, MINT CONDITION) dvd off ebay and i also got my soundgarden 1996 down on the upside digipak cd off ebay too (yes i’m flexing 😁).

discogs is another great way to get original vinyl and cds. i got my ORIGINAL 1996 SOUNDGARDEN DOWN ON THE UPSIDE VINYL off discogs. but only people who know the worth of what they’re selling use discogs, so prices are higher on there. ebay is always my first step. (i was flexing again 😋).

tip: to make sure you’re getting the original pressing or version, zoom in on the back of the vinyl sleeve, cd or dvd, look at the bottom where all the copyright information and stuff is, and it’ll have what year it was printed labeled on it. if the pictures included with the listing don’t have the dates, ask for pictures of the back or move on.

also, people using words like “original” “vintage” “first pressing” on ebay definitely know the value of what they’re selling. i’m personally too lazy to sift through new copies and old copies, but if you wanna try your hand, simply type in “xyz dvd.” look for listings with no decorative words or words that younger people would use. you wanna find someone’s granddaddy selling his old cds, dvds, and vinyl. it’ll be cheaper than other listings because they just want it out of their house or have no use for it anymore.

antique, resale, and vintage shops also have dvds, cds, and vinyl. it’s more hit or miss cause you have to hope they have what media you’re looking for but you can also find things that you weren’t looking for but are nice to have. i just came from a resale store and i found the temptations on dvd which wasn’t on my list but it’s fucking nice to have 😋😋

as for how to indulge in this media, you can get that one white cd player that everyone has off of amazon. i’m currently looking for an older cd player as well as a dvd / vhs tv for when i start collecting vhs. again, ebay is the way to go.

collecting physical media is fun and also very important with the threat of media erasure looming heavier and heavier over us everyday. please collect all of your favorite movies, shows, and albums, before it’s too late.

[afreakingdork]

Quick question! If I want to buy the TMNT 40th Anniv comic to support Rise, but I can’t get to a physical location- is there some place I can get it online that will directly support it? I’ve been looking around and ofc there’s a lot of listings but I don’t wanna buy the physical copy if it’s not gonna support Rise with the numbers, you know?

Howdy, let me take a crack at this!

Alright, so comics are kinda a finicky game when it comes to getting physical copies a bit of time after the initial release. A lot of sellers are going to be pumping out resell copies which aren't going to go to sales numbers. If you're in the US, some online stores (I'm looking at you Midtown) are going to be legit. You can use the comic shop locator in or out of the US to find real shops. If they have online stores, you can grab those from the shop profiles.

That is if you are looking to get the physical floppy copies.

The hardcover edition has not come out yet!

You can hit up basically any major retailer (that's B&N, Amazon, and bookshop.org) and pre-order that for when it comes out 11/12. This will also support the numbers.

If you aren't looking to go physical, digital versions of the comic are still available Google Play / Apple and again Amazon who bought ComiXology. These also also support the numbers.

I hope that answers your question! If not I'll be happy to look into anything else 💪

[alanaartdream]

From my experiences with getting dolls from Amazon I can safely say that if you don’t wanna end up with a bootleg doll or squishmallows don’t buy from USA Amazon unless you know how to tell what’s fake or not you’re gonna get scammed with a bootleg you can’t do anything with bar maybe giving it to charity/ goodwill because you don’t want to be the a$$ who puts more trash into landfills when we should try to recycle and hopefully NOT buy bootlegs

Not that every thing on Amazon is scam but dam didn’t think USA Amazon would fool me this badly

But on a lighter note

At least I know icy fortune day match box dolls

Yun Lai food shop bjd dolls / beemai dolls

And Penny’s box bjd dolls are all legit dolls

(Probably not kinda dolls Den of angels likes but they’re still good dolls just don’t bring them to den of angels)

But stick to legitimate doll websites like Jane’s dolls or check out Kika goods for the Penny’s box and Yun Lai food shop bjd dolls

They’re honest get you some great little dolls and not give you a knock off (I am not a fan of knock offs )

[chaoticreation]

Online Shopping... or not.

So I think this is really important to share, for those who might not understand what it’s like to survive in a shitty area. I’m disabled. So this is what online shopping looks like when I’m snowed in, or if my vehicle is in the shop, or if I really just don’t have the energy to get out. We do not have public transit where I live, and taxis/ubers are unaffordable. I do not have someone in the community that can shop for me.

Some of these are things I currently need again, and some of these are things I buy frequently for survival. Honestly, I encourage you to reblog this to spread awareness. This is what it’s like in America now.

In stores, I buy GV pizza crust mix, for like $2. As you can see, it’s not even available in this list. But it’s $9 for Martha White (which sucks tbh. Always sticks,) and $12 + $10 for shipping, for betty crocker. That is OUTRAGEOUS. (I’m not looking for the GF so that’s like, out of the question in the first place.)

Disinfectants? Paper goods? Unavailable to ship. So I can’t clean my house, or dishes, but I also can’t buy disposable cups or plates. Go figure.

Easy carbs. As a person that’s frequently hypoglycemic, carbs are key to survival. Bread, bagels. They’re easy. Every last one is unavailable to ship.

So maybe I’ll try chips for carbs. That’s sustenance. Miserable sustenance, but susten- oh right. Unavailable to ship.

Other snacks. Let’s try other snacks. Hmmm… $17 for a jar of salsa I just paid $5 for in store. I think tf not. Beef stick? What’s that say? $155/lb? It’s almost $10 for that little bit. After other results, I’m kind of surprised it’s not $20 for a single stick.

Drinks. Let’s try drinks. Soda will give me sugar so I don’t die. But let’s see what’s actually available to ship. $18 for a 6 pack of sprite. $5 in store is pushing it, but $18?! You’re joking!

I have one bottle of water left. Hydration is important. It reduces the risk of blood clots, (and I have a blood clotting disorder,) and y’know, keeps me alive. But I can’t drink tap water. It makes me throw up. Same with certain brands of water. Poland Springs has been a pretty safe water for me to drink. Let me get some… or maybe not? Over $30 for a case of water? Guess I’ll dehydrate.

So let me get this straight; I can’t hydrate, I can’t get soda for sugar, I can’t get chips or snacks. I can’t even get bread to make pbj sandwiches. No bagels either. Or pizza crust mix, to even attempt to make my own bread or meal or anything. I can’t get dish soap to wash my dishes, but I can’t get paper plates or plastic cups. I can’t even get disinfectants to clean my house. Hell, I can’t even get tissues to blow my nose after crying from an extremely failed online shopping trip.

And Amazon isn’t any better when it comes to this.  

So what’s a guy to do when I’m snowed in? Or if I’m in too much pain to go shopping? Or if I have car troubles? We don’t have public transit in my area.

What am I supposed to do?! How is any of this okay?!

And you wanna know the worst part?

I was supposed to go shopping today, but I really just couldn’t function. I went out for dinner. It took me 4 hours to just manage to do that. My brakes felt a little off. A little clicky. It’s been really cold, and since this wasn’t consistent, I assumed it was just that. The cold. However, when I turned my car on after dinner, so I could go home, this is what I see. So I guess it’s a good thing I couldn’t manage to make myself drive 30 minutes from home for some groceries, but now I’m stuck without anything in the house.

So the reality of not having access to a vehicle is yet another issue I have to face. (ABS & ESC OFF lights, as well as speedometer temporarily not working) I don’t know what the problem is, if it’ll be covered, if I’ll be able to afford the repair, or how long it will take. @sydthetiel​ has a vet appointment on Tuesday. I couldn’t get shopping done. I need help taking the trash out. And now I may need to beg for a ride just to take my girl to the vet. I literally don’t have anything to drink, and I don’t have carbs, and I don’t know if my van is safe to drive.

2023 is off to a great start, huh? Now what?

[cynfuldelights]

Hunted To Hell

I was gonna post this earlier and then i lost a pot of beans to a peppergrinder breaking and passed out after eating lots of pizza.

Anyway here's, Wonderwall [A very indulgent snuff-y petplay fic about a trans witch living the dream]

CW for: Snuff elements, Feral Furry elements, knots, petplay, mindbreaking, MC has a penis

Wanna read on Ao3?

Even as Elise was preparing the ritual she knew this would be the one. Something in how the sun set as she drove home from her crummy nursing job at the hospital, red cutting across a peachy sky like a slashed throat. A particular tension that occurred as she stripped her scrubs off in front of her rune-covered mirror (her version of a screen door over a window). The taste of the lavender incense smoke that drifted over her as she held her censor before her like a lantern to light her way down the halls of her small apartment.

Sacrificing her free time and some sleep the night before would be worth it if this worked. Painter’s tape and some stencils had helped with getting the lines on the pentagram consistent and this time she’d bought the obsidian from a reputable geology sample shop instead of Amazon. The leather collar and ring of tarnished gold were incredibly the easiest things to source but didn’t stop Elise’s face from turning red both when she ordered the collar and when she opened its packaging. But, that was everything, not counting the odd sundries like sulfur for aspecting and salt for the circles.

All she could do now was pray. Pray that it was those things and not the ritual info that let her down.

Or blaspheme. Elise thought, Definitely closer to that one.

But aspiring witches, those most burned by Heaven’s Light or having been subjected to Christian Bible camps, had few ways to gain enough power to survive and spit in God’s Eye. They gathered in the dusk aether of the Internet, invite-only online forums and IRC chats, discussing the best ways to bargain for what they desired. What rituals to perform, how to do them, and who from Downstairs they called forth.

Some sold their time; burn half as long, twice as bright. Some the breath in their lungs, the blood in their veins, the feeling of the sun on their skin.

Common Wisdom, this message had been stickied and jammed into the topics of every place she visited, if someone posts about a ritual and they don’t follow up, assume the worst.

They weren’t too difficult to find. Someone had done the due diligence of tagging and archiving them in a category labeled, UNVERIFIED/UNKNOWN OUTCOME. Subcategories included: CONFIRMED MISSING and CONFIRMED DAMNATION.

The thrill she felt when she clicked on CONFIRMED DAMNATION for the first time was knee-shakingly present as she entered her living room. The lights were dimmed, thirteen candles already lit: seven dotted around her circle of salt, six for the salt circle containing the pentagram.

Seven, commonly associated with luck, further aspecting her circle for protection-

Six, commonly associated with Hell, further aspecting the other circle for the summoning.

Thirteen, commonly associated with bad luck,

Elise stepped into her own circle, knelt to the ground at a languid pace, and settled the censor in the foot-wide gap between the two circles. Smoke wept from the porcupine quills of incense sticking out of it, ribbons of smoke filling the air catching the light like kites in the wind.

She took deep, steady breaths, allowing the air to bloom into her from the base of her stomach.

The rite began before she had third thoughts to go with her second ones.

“Muzzle red with lamb’s blood, horns twisted hellward,” Elise invoked eyes already shut, afraid of what success and failure looked like, “Claws that rend flesh asunder, a howl joined by a legion of others.” But she could already tell something was changing. The air felt stiller. Anticipation was climbing, like the Earth itself was holding her breath. “I call upon the Houndmaster, She Who Bites The Heels Of The World.” Her voice carried into the apartment far enough she was almost afraid her neighbors would hear her but there was no stopping now, “I welcome her and her hounds, for they are one and the same, one in name. One in every way that-”

*knockknockknockknockknockknock* A rapid pummeling at the door interrupts Elise and has her nearly running for her bedroom.

Sympathetic auditory hallucination, Sympathetic auditory hallucination. She thinks to herself like the pseudoscientific term for Weird Shit Happening makes her feel any better (it does, a little). Elise continues the formalities after taking a moment to breathe.

“You may enter the space prepared, no more no less. But we’re here to bargain, so that can change.” Elise invoked with finality, hoping it would ignore the lack of a rhyme.

There’s a sudden shift of air as the cosmos breathed something into this space that wasn’t there before. The smell of sulfur, the sensation of heat, and the faintest tinge of sweat and fur wash over Elise as she opens her eyes.

Two sets of slit pupils were there to greet hers’ with ferocity, each bound to a different creature now occupying the same summoning circle.

The Houndmaster herself, the actual demon, was sitting on the ground one knee raised one parallel to the ground dressed in a surprisingly modern band t-shirt and denim shorts. Her skin was deep cherry red which seemed to extend everywhere but the black of her nails and horns. Said horns curved up and around her head almost like a broken bony halo hung around a curtain of black hair that fell to her shoulders. Other than that she looked as humanoid as the average demon who conversed with humans.

The Hound in her lap was a completely different story though. If it weren’t for its eyes that seemed to dig into Elise’s soul or the horned skull mask adorning its head it could almost pass as an exceptionally large dog. Whatever space the Houndmaster didn’t take up in the 6-foot wide summoning circle was taken up by the massive charcoal-furred Hound. One that seemed to gaze at her much more intelligently than any animal getting pets should’ve been able to.

“Bargain?” The Houndmaster echoed. Her voice was like the smoke that filled the room, sweet and cloying. Enough to make Elise a little heady by the second syllable. She looked down at her Hound before she spoke again, “My price is considered steep amongst your sisters, witch.” She let her fingers play along the fur of its neck before she looked back up at Elise. “What do you so desire that you would bargain with a Hound?”

A fluttering quiver of a smile draws up and across Elise’s face like a radio picking up a faint transmission, “Honestly?” She sags at the shoulders slightly, “I’ve been thinking really hard about how to answer that question everyday for months. Heard enough horror stories about what happens when you aren’t careful about wording and intent, that kind of thing. But it wasn’t until this morning that I think I finally settled on it.”

“I…” Elise faltered as she began her heart fluttering like her smile, “I want a life free from want and worry. To be cared for and sheltered. To feel warmth and ardent pleasure without worrying about surviving.” She shook as she continued, “I’m… simply tired. Tired and…” She remembered the forum post she read, then looked back down at the Hound. “I know others who came to you felt the same way. Who asked to be made into...”

The Houndmaster smiled at the same time as her Hound’s tail started wagging. Her teeth looked as sharp as the Hound’s but only the dog was drooling.

“Poor creature...” The demon cooed, her slit pupiled-eyes wide and ablaze with possibilities, “if you’re already thinking like that then you really would be better off with a collar on you, wouldn’t you?”

Elise flushed red but said nothing else, just balled her hands. That got an even broader smile out of the demon.

“S-So what do I have to do? To become your Hound?” Elise asked, now trying to avoid The Houndmaster’s gaze. It slid down to the Hound instead, whose claws, she was beginning to realize, were carving channels into the cheap wood floors. All the while its gaze was laser-focused on Elise.

A bad feeling was setting into her stomach, one redoubled when She Who Hounds murmured, “First, you’re going to break these salt circles.” A wicked smile twisted her lips, “Then my pup is going to enjoy a treat.”

Her Hound almost seemed to smile too and rose to its feet still twisted up against the perimeter of the circle like it was an invisible wall, which to them it was. Elise swore as it rose to its full height of three-four feet which for something shaped like a dog was huge. Not to mention how long it was.

Or how long that something between its legs was starting to get. The realization was as stark as the red of the Hound’s cock against its black fur. Bizarrely it was shaped more like a horse’s at the tip but it still had an apple-sized knot at the bottom.

“Y-You can’t be serious!” Elise stammered out, initial gut reaction winning out over everything else. “I can’t fuck a dog!”

The Hound growled at that and the Houndmaster nodded in agreement, her horns casting myriad shadows in the candlelight, “This Hound was a lost soul like you seeking pleasure at the foot of Hell. Who are you to judge the form it took for pleasure when you seek to do the same?”

“Now break the circles.” The Houndmaster ordered, “And kneel.”

The sharp command shook Elise from the guilt she was beginning to feel for her initial reaction to the prospect. With another slight hesitation that was quickly punctured by the sound of claws against wood she dashed her hand across the salt line of her circle.

Then after another pause followed by a curse she broke the demon’s circle as well-

Then void swallowed the candlelight in one gulp, plunging the room into darkness.

Elise’s breathing was all she could hear as she brought herself into a kneel-

Before something big and heavy suddenly straddled her shoulders and pushed her forwards headfirst onto her hands and knees causing her to shriek in surprise. Its legs pressed on her shoulders, its coarse burnt-smelling fur and massive frame gave it away as the Hound even before its shaft slapped against her ass. Pretty much immediately the Hound started dry humping against Elise, the creature panting and whining above her as she moaned. Even Elise’s small shaft began to stiffen from the stimulation and intensity of the moment.

“Good girl~” The Houndmaster crooned, the demon’s fingers suddenly running through the base of Elise’s scalp. If the Hound started the job, Houndmaster finished it, because just the petting was enough to get Elise stiff as a board.

“Very good girl.” The demon continued, fingers lightly teasing and brushing at Elise’s shaft which caused the brunette to buck. “Sometimes it takes until after I break my Hounds in for them to respond like that.”

“B-Break?” Elise worried aloud before the demon’s pets drove the worry out of her brain again.

“There you go, you don’t have to think, sweet girl. Let it happen.”

Elise wasn’t left wondering about what she meant for long. The Hound above her soon became restless and antsy, obviously desiring the treat it’d been promised. A low growl emanated from its chest which made Elise’s heart leap. Its claws continued to gouge long marks into the wood. Its cock flexed and ground against hers between her legs, dwarfing it in size.

Then she felt the Hound draw its hips back. The broad flare of its horsecock first pressing against the back of her sack before the Houndmaster grabbed it by the neck and guided it to Elise’s waiting ass. The witch whimpered outloud as she realized that this was likely it. Demonic cock was said to be a pleasure few could come back from.

But Elise was ready. More than she realized. Excitement was causing her to twitch and squeal as the Houndmaster laboriously slid that cock up to nuzzle against her waiting hole. It was a battering ram, already slick as sin with all the pre leaking off of it. If it weren’t demonic she’d be worried about it killing her. Hell, as it began to press harder and harder against her she was beginning to worry it might. It was wide enough to spread her cheeks. It was wide enough to feel like it’d never end. It was wide enough it’d feel like it’d rip her apart if it went in.

But killing wasn’t what demons really wanted. No. One last coherent line of thought filtered through Elise’s brain through all the pleasure and euphoria, They wanted…

“Hound.” The Hound perked up and froze, ready to receive its instruction, “Ruin her.”

The Hound obliged before its Master could finish, but after Elise did. The cry that escaped her lips was almost as pitiful as the thin trickles of ivory driven out of her by the Hound’s shaft. Elise had barely noticed the cum leaving her, her body and mind being dominated by the Hound’s hunt for pleasure. She’d thought she’d seen the last of being surprised by size after her last girlfriend who’d been a girthy 7-incher.

But this Hound had a shaft at least two feet in length and a hellish amount more width. Wide enough that a raw scream escaped her lungs as the Hound growled and bucked its hips, going from initial insertion to crushing her prostate with barely any effort. Before Elise could voice any protest the Hound began fucking its cock deeper into her driving more cries and moans out of the witch. It’d been ages since she’d been treated like this. Before the double shifts and

“Good girl,” The Houndmaster’s voice drifted into Elise’s perception past the suffocating pleasure of Hound and cock. Her hand once again found its way to scratch her head but it was firmer this time, driving her face into the cool wood floor. “Down, down… Good girl~.” The praise left her giddier than the cock, “Arch your back? Good. Now lean back? Very good~”

With enough direction, Elise was left face-down ass-up, leaning back against the Hound, the angle now driving its cock downwards into her. Its size was intoxicating, driving Elise’s brown eyes rolling back into her head every time the Hound slid into her. Getting used to how big it was felt Sisyphean. It hadn’t even hilted into her yet and she swears she could feel the tip of it brush against her soul. Her tits and sack bounced along all the while both earning errant touches from the Houndmaster which caused her to squeeze down around her Hound.

“GA-RR-RRR”, The Hound emits a low smoky growl from the depths of its belly before it decided the best way to deal with resistance was with force. Elise suddenly felt a wide heavy paw press on her head, pinning her in place, before the Hound slammed its cock into the screaming witch.

Elise could do little else but cycle between conscious pleasure-wrung struggling and being limp as a doll as the Hound hilted into her. She wasn’t sure if her body was being torn asunder by it but her mind definitely was. The angle drove the witch to the tips of her toes and left her dripping long gleaming moonlight strings of pre into a pool below her. Only about a foot and some change of the Hound’s cock would fit it seemed. Even demons couldn’t get around the anatomy of a person.

But as it tried to force it in, Elise-

-felt like she was dying-

-felt like she was truly living-

As it did, a feeling of preternatural trepidation suddenly filled the room. Like a match before its about to catch, a key as it begins to meet the lock it’s meant for, the cosmos felt something begin.

“Inferna Petia.” The Houndmaster murmured, every candle in the room lighting all at once. In her glimmers of consciousness Elise realized she was in the middle of a new circle. One wider than before to encompass Elise and the Hound’s play, one that had the all of the candles rearranged around it. Instead of salt though, this circle was daubed in darker things; blood blacker than pitch that failed to glimmer in the candlelight.

The Houndmaster herself was not bound to any circle, instead the demon was performing the finishing touches on Elise’s. Six thin skewering lines were placed at each cardinal direction with the tip of the demon’s claw, carved straight into the wood. The witch’s eyes widened as she remembered where she’d seen them before. They were a common sight in investigation threads for summonings gone wrong. For the kinds of cases when there was nothing left to find because it was all given up willingly.

“By infernal powers promised to the Night,” As the demon began its invocation, Elise’s breath was driven out of her as the Hound hilted as far as it could again and again. Instead of scream or cry to try and interrupt the incantation, the witch’s tired bones just laughed. The ache of years of helping others earned her this much at least didn’t it?, “Do I lay claim to this mortal soul and her light.”

“B-By mine own will do I cast my soul to Hell!,” Elise cried out, her voice resonating with the magic proliferating in the moment. Parasympathetic effects, cabinets opening and closing, doors banging, the wind howling filled the room into a near deafening soundscape like the world itself was trying to stop her from plummeting off this cliff, “I forego the virtue of the Moon and give up my life as Elise Correl!”

As the final syllable rang out, the Hound dropped its body weight onto her, or more accurately, onto the shaft.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-!” Elise screams twisted in pitch and with pain as she felt something give inside of her, twisting and tearing in order to make room for the Hound. The taste of copper filled the witch’s mouth as the Hound growled in her ear and with a hammerfall of its hips slammed its knot into Elise ripping through her insides. Through the pain and pleasure, the witch could feel its flare nestle against her raging heart and smothered lungs as the Hound finally came.

A flood of warmth filled the dying witch’s chest and stomach as the Hound rose to its full height with her still impaled on its cock. The taste of blood was quickly replaced with the taste of cum as both spilled out of her mouth and trickled down onto the floor.

Elise could hardly move or respond as the Houndmaster came into view. She could only track her with her eyes as she bled around the Hound and felt her lungs fill with fluid.

The demon had a sweet smile on her face as she leaned in to kiss Elise on the lips. In an almost motherly manner she then wiped up her face, “You’ll make a good Hound.” She murmured as she crawled underneath Elise, choked moans leaving the witch’s lips as the Houndmaster started stroking her cock with her makeshift lube.

Elise and the ritual reached its climax within six seconds, one last pitiful moan escaped her lips as she shot white strings of cum into the demon’s waiting hand. Elise’s eyes crossed and she muttered an unheard prayer to her abandoned goddess as her soul gushed out of her and into the demon’s palm.

“There she is~” The Houndmaster then said, more to the pearl-like stone in her hand than to… who was she again? “Good dog. You’re a perfect playmate for my Hound.” The demon cooed, patting her new dog’s head before she knelt down to pick the collar and ring off the ground. Somehow the pain in the Dog’s belly was beginning to fade. The warmth of the Hound’s seed drown it out like a warm salve. Some fading remembered the dangers of reaspecting on the soulless and how potent demon seed was-

But then the collar went around the Dog’s throat, tight as a promise, “Shhhhh you don’t have to think anymore, Dog.” The Houndmaster murmured in her ear as the demon started stroking her soft shaft again, “This is what you paid for.”

With finality she slid the ring over her soft shaft with a whisper of Daemonic. At the same time a searing flash of heat and light caused the Dog to yelp as the Houndmaster’s symbol was burned onto the ring and the Dog’s lower belly.

“Let’s see how you look after a few centuries and a few litters.”

[sacredjake]

Dec 17th

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I can’t believe how close it is till Christmas!

Did the year feel like it flew by for you?

Do you prefer to do Christmas shopping online or in store?

What would be your dream job and why?

Are you making any plans for new years?

Your Secret Santa🎄

i can’t believe it either. i swear just yesterday i was talking about getting a head start on buying gifts and now we’re less than 10 days away…

this year definitely flew by! however since i moved in january every month has had something going on with people visiting, or me traveling. i seriously can not believe it’s december. and ive been in this fandom for over a year now! so crazy

i like to do a little bit of both. if i don’t know what to get someone then i like to go out to a store and just kinda browse until something catches my eye. my parents have amazon prime and usually you can find an item cheaper on there so i love shopping from amazon. i did most of my shopping on amazon just because it was easier to get the gifts for my nieces and nephew to texas

i kinda have two…

my dream job is athletic training! it’s what i went to school for and what i’ll be getting my masters in when i can go back. i wanna be an athletic trainer for a pro sports team. an nfl team would be my first choice, but any sport would be really cool, or even working with their dancers since i know how horrible dance is on the body. my main focus is strength and conditioning to help prevent injuries and just injury prevention in general. there’s also this article on taking an athletic training approach to helping musicians avoid overuse injuries which i find so interesting, and maybe one day i’ll work with musicians!

the second one is much more simple lol. i wanna open a cat cafe that’s also a book/music shop and also maybe a bar? opening a cat cafe has been something i’ve wanted to do for such a long time and recently i went to this coffee shop/bar/book store/vinyl store and it was so fucking cool. so yeah… that’s dream job number 2

i do have plans for new year’s! on new year’s day i’m flying to oklahoma to see my best friend and we’re gonna go to the bars to celebrate her birthday because it’s on the 1st :)

[everydaydiurnal]

DAY 1/3 I said I have covid.

Got a good sleep, woke up not feeling tired at all even sleeping early in the morning. Got some snuggle moment with hubby before he gets up (I’d like to say that’s not enough, morning sex would be great but I kept mum.)

I asked him what does he wants for breakfast cause we got food from his work at the fridge, I could heat it up so he could eat before leaving. He said he’s still full and just asked for the cake (what a breakfast?!) then left for work.

I’m alone again with the company of my cat. Her company is okay but I long for a company like of Oreo or Lexie, they’re so dependent that will stick with you all the time. Ming is different she has a life of her own, she will come to you when she only feels like it and she wants something she can’t do on her own and needs your service for. But I love Ming as much I love Oreo and Lexie, they are my pet children.

I gotta be productive day it is. I did all the things I want to do when I don’t have the time. I finally get rid of the storage box next to our bed and closet, they ended in storage room finally how I always wanted. Now the room feels not that crowded anymore. There’s only a few things to do but I ended up doing it in hours lol I’m too lazy and unfocus on what to do first. Good and starting but never on finishing things. I said I will vacuum the room but decided to do it for tomorrow.

Got a nap then woken up by hubby’s text. I ended up eating the food in the fridge cause my stomach was growling. I felt like a hungry man - ate two baos and didn’t know how many chicken popcorns got into my mouth. Then back again to finishing what I started cleaning. Alright room feels okay. I guess I’m done here, I still have tomorrow to continue.

What to do now? I don’t feel like watching TV. Turned on music and play some music. Arrrrgh this is so boring, turned it off, went to bed and grabbed the book read some pages. Went to bathroom quickly to do another number 2. What did I eat? Will I lose some weight for this mild diarrhea? Sat on our bean bag and scrolled on some shops for online window shopping, told myself “what you need these things for?”. Opened Amazon and finally decided to buy Ming’s food and some stuff to store in our fridge. Back to bed again and read another pages and stopped. Music still playing, got into mind what about writing something on my Tumblr. So I did, got two late entries and an updated one.

What a day? Would be nice if hubby is here to company me. I got to wait for some more hours. Always hate the waiting game.

And so hubby arrived home, waiting game is over.

He took a shower and I looked at him, Geez how he become so hot in my eyes, he not naked but I wanna jump towards him right away but I didn’t I’m trying to be calm. His hair is wet, that shorts was fine but his butt, oh so yummy! (sorry I can’t contain it).

Another ration for our dinner, this one is new like once or twice a week so we could still tolerate it.

Movie time - Little Fockers. I guess when you started these trilogy movie you gotta finished it soon. So we did.

Lights out but I demanded (evil laugh). Sexy time granted. More sexy time would be great but it would be greatest if we’ll be blessed with our wish for this year.