#I hate how i met your mother

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: Sand...

Anakin: Yup...

Ahsoka: Instead of telling Padmé you love her for the first time, you said “I hate sand.”

Anakin: Yeah...

Ahsoka:

Anakin:

Ahsoka: How does that happen..?

Anakin, disappointed in himself: I don’t know..

[larry-thesnail]

Kate: Hey guys!

Colin: Oh, good! There you are. You’ll tell me the truth. Anthony says that you two never fight.

Kate: Huh, I guess that’s true.

Anthony: Told you!

Colin: No way. I love you both, but you are the two most emotionally ill-equipped individuals in the history of relationships. You two must’ve had at least one fight.

Kate: You know what? We did.

Colin: Aha!

Kate: There was one small dispute about which one of us was more awesome. We just called it a tie and had sex.

*Anthony & Kate high five*

[godsofhumanity]

Hades: [trying to feel the baby kick] Hera: Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everyone else. Zeus: It's hard for the little one to perform under pressure. Demeter: Top 10 things Zeus said on his wedding night! Hades: Woah, it was small, but I think I felt something. Poseidon: Top 10 things Hera said on her wedding night. Hera: [starts laughing] Zeus: Stop laughing at it, Hera :( Hades, Demeter, Poseidon and Hestia: Top 10 things Zeus said on his wedding night!!

[theotherendcomics]

Hubba hubba 

[chipsontheside]

everything went downhill ever since they stopped featuring semi-famous rock bands in coming of age films.

[bardicious]

"All Those Years Wasted Fighting Each Other, Charles. To Have A Precious Few Of Them Back."

It kills me how beautiful this quote is, said by Erik to Charles. Top married Cherik quotes.

[cakebatteronabrickwall]

So, Caroline isn't a mom that cooks which is its own, whole point of discussion (hello summer of competative EDs) but, keeping with the rigid expectations of their respective genders, I would argue:

Logan was not a dad who drives.

And I shit you not, I got thinking about this after catching an old How I Met Your Mother episode on TV, where they go on this side tangent about feeling safe as a child when your father was driving at night. I get that feeling still (though it is with my other parent), so it might be relatable to quite a few other people as well.

BUT anytime Logan Roy is in a car he is

a) next to his children on the backseat, because they are "being driven" aka the safety is outsourced to someone doing it for money and

b) inspiring mostly terror: making Kendall come to the waiter's family with him and giving him that whole speech, confronting Roman about the punch that didn't happen without giving him a chance to leave the situation, dragging Shiv deeper into Waystar and away from herself (an image that is paralleled by Tom in the end)

Also, I'm trying to come up with times the Roys are in the literal drivers seat and the three that stand out are obviously Kendall's accident as the very opposite of safety and responsibility, Kendall asking for a motorcycle and being given one with a driver (lol), AND Roman picking up Kendall in Austerlitz which might actually be the only positive example, because it is motivated by wanting to help out despite it possibly fucking with a business call + it happens at night (which accidentally aligns perfectly with the himym thing)

[outlying-hyppocrate]

in line to the bathroom just to cry!!

[userlaylivia]

i know I just did a comfort shows poll but I forgot a couple I wanted to add lol this is based on my idea of a comfort show whether it's through love, friendship and family or just gives me comfort in other ways! please don't comment why this or that isn't on here like last poll people commented about the office and I don't like that show aside from jim/pam and I hate modern family aside from andy/haley this is my opinion though!!

[lovealwayssay]

The ending of How I Met Your Mother makes me even more angry now that I’m in a similar situation to Ted’s kids.

[sherlock-is-ace]

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[luci-hemwin-evanson]

Rewatching the first 2 episodes of How I Met Your Mother and if I was Robin I would be so scared of Ted

Dude goes to your house unannounced in the middle of the night

Says he's in love with you after just knowing each other for 2 days

Stalks you, his friend confirms he's going out of the way to get you to go to his house, he then interupts you when youre talking privately w another guy

Like sir, I don't want a ring, I want a restrining order

[m00ngbin]

Ohhhh I hate greys anatomy they're all SO. HORRIBLE.

[ghostbustermelanieking]

a few months ago or last year or something, i had an elaborate dream that how i met your mother came back with another season. like it was no big deal, a bunch of new episodes on hulu or something, and i sat down to watch them. and i don't remember much, but i don't think it was in sync with what should have been going on in another season -- the kids weren't in it, there wasn't any group separation -- it was just more sitcom shenanigans. like a and b plots, and sexual tension with barney and robin edging towards getting back together -- and all was nearly right with the world

[jewishcissiekj]

Mother Talzin only referring to Asajj by name once at the end of the Nightsisters arc just comes across as her not remembering her name throughout most of it which honestly is totally plausible and really fucking funny

[clouded-haze]

anyway robin scherbatsky is the epitome of "i believe in womens rights and womens wrongs"