#I like making headcanons about little details that aren’t important at all

[toxickeyboard]

OUGH HEADCANON TIME!!

Gary had to have braces when he was younger (I hate the idea of young gary, but I love this headcanon)

[havocskies]

HOBIE BROWN HEADCANONS | NSFW

im iffy on writing actual smut bc id be reconsidering a lot in my life during it but i am not above writing headcanons xoxo

honestly this is kinda jst me rambling but oh well take it anyway

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• definitely wouldn’t be aggressive but not against throwing you around just a little (if you’re okay w that obviously)

• i don’t think he’d be absolutely nasty. like he’s clearly a bit freaky, he makes a joke abt biting in his intro but i can’t see him being crazy ??

• sony let us know he’s into biting n everyone jst ignored that we need to think abt that more.

• not entirely serious. he isn’t above making a few jokes every once in a while, especially if you’re a bit nervous

• back to that though if he tries to initiate something and he sees you’re even slightly unsure or nervous ?? it’s off. he’s asking what’s wrong immediately and if it’s solvable great, he’ll solve it if it isn’t it’s off. he has no problem leaving you be if you aren’t up to it, there’s no convincing involved

• wouldn’t be into anything extremely degrading, aggressive, or violent. to him that’s porn culture and he wants absolutely nothing to do with it, even if you asked. i just don’t think he’d get off to anyone being seriously hurt

• however he has no shame with a BIT of pain. he did make a biting joke so i mean

• i think light choking would be the worst he’s automatically willing to do or receive. ofc he’s willing to talk but it’d have to be a very detailed talk abt what both of you are okay w doing/receiving

• honestly i jst think talks like that wld be important to him in general. he doesn’t wanna overstep any boundaries, especially not during something as big as sex. he’d never try to introduce you to something before having a genuine conversation about it first

• aftercare is peak w this man. godsend. you’ll never get any better

• not rough all the time. yg write him to be like absolutely insane n aggressive in bed n i jst can’t see it. like hobie never once even raised his voice unless it was loud, like in his intro. nothing abt him was ever aggressive. i think maybe he’d have no shame being SLIGHTLY rough but i don’t think his intention would be to hurt you/see how much you can take ever

• i think most of the time he’d be pretty normal. he’d be paying complete attention to you jst to be sure you’re comfortable always, he’ll stop immediately if you aren’t

• honestly he’s probably a switch, i can see it. he has no problem giving or receiving, though there wld still have to be some talks abt some things LMAO

• i see comments on edits (even mine) abt how he switches positions a lot n it lowk made me giggle. i think he definitely would on occasion just to catch you off guard, but his whole hating consistency thing imo was a joke jst to mess w miles, half the things he said in his intro were to mess w miles

• probably not very experienced but he knows enough and learns fast. like i don’t think he would be into hookup culture or even care abt sex much but he isn’t clueless, yk ?? he knows what he’s doing at least

• doesn’t really ask for head. if you bring it up, great !! he obviously won’t complain ☠️ but to him i think it’d be more of a bonus, not something he expects from you

• i don’t think he’d be into rough head either. to him it’s about what YOU’RE comfortable doing and what YOU can do. he isn’t going to force you into doing anything. like if his hand is ever on your head it’s to hold your hair back and/or just love on you

• like i said he doesn’t really get off to seeing you struggle

• also idk if it’d be pierced. would he be above it absolutely not but that also involves a stranger handling and piercing your dick. if he did it himself, then maybe

• sex to him isn’t as important. he isn’t going to be all distraught if you aren’t ready or you jst don’t want to. it’s jst a bonus to him, obviously it’s important but your needs and thoughts are SIGNIFICANTLY more important to him than what he jst wants

[vilegelics]

— boyfriend headcanons! matt sturniolo

→ pairing: matt sturniolo x reader

→ warnings: sfw & nsfw (mdni!!)

→ notes: first post so hi hi! apologies if it’s all over the place, i tried to make it cohesive :)

sfw… ₊˚﹕✧﹒

- i know everyone says this but he would genuinely be the best boyfriend ever like??

- epitome of soft black lab bf and i will take no slander!!

- he’s well versed on the importance of communication, so he’s ALWAYS telling you every little detail of his day / what he’s thinking (once he’s opened up to you)

- cuddles!! all the time!!

- he’s huge on physical touch, not so much pda but whenever you guys aren’t in a public space… he’s ALWAYS touching you

-hand on the small of your back, running his fingers through your hair, laying his head on your lap are just a few favorites of his

- bro gives multitudes of cheek & forehead kisses

-(mostly because he likes the way you blush afterwards)

- also he loves to see you in his clothes.

- first time he realized it was when you guys were on a picnic date and it suddenly started pouring

- both of you ran back to his car but by that time your shirt & pants were soaked. he gave you a pair of sweats & a sweater he had sitting in the trunk of his car

- and when he saw you with them on… dude just about fell out of his seat because he didnt think you could get any more beautiful

- so from then on, he will insist on you stealing and wearing his clothes. literally nothing makes him feel more head over heels for you!!

- i feel like he’d be the type to have a private but not secret relationship; he’d soft launch and post pictures of you guys doing stuff every once in a while but wouldn’t show your face (if you aren’t comfortable with it)

nsfw…₊˚﹕✧﹒

- idc what you say, this man is HORNYYY 24/7

- literally any little thing you do will turn him on

- seeing you fresh out of the shower? bricked up. watching you with kids? on his knees. bending over to pick something up? he’s behind you.

- also i just know he’s vocal.

- certified whimperer & munch ‼️

- matt is 100% a boob man. i don’t make the rules. he is grabbing and marking them up whenever he has the chance

- like i can just imagine him railing you from behind and grabbing your tits as he pulls you up to his chest AAAAHHH 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

- i personally couldn’t see him being too into degradation or rough sex, but if he’s had a bad day or is super frustrated then he’ll take it out on you just slightly

- most of the time though he’s so cute ohmygod <33

- “fuck baby, you take me so well”

- “holy shit- you make me feel so good”

- king of aftercare too 🙏

- you will never catch this man rolling over and going to sleep after sex. after you’ve both ridden out your highs, he’s up immediately and grabbing a warm washcloth to clean you up, getting water and maybe a snack or two

- and if it was an especially rough session, he’ll kiss every inch of your body whilst giving praise on how you did so well

[ragnarlothcat]

I know I’m a chronic overthinker but I’ve been in the same fandom for three years or so now and I was reflecting that writing seemed so much easier when I first started out. Just looking at my output since 2021 shows a clear trend: I’ve been writing much less and it’s been taking me way longer.

I figured that I’d gotten a little burned out and that three years is a long time to focus solely on the same two guys making out and that there’s a limit to the number of situations I can put them in before I start to get bored. But I don’t think that’s quite my problem because even now, a million years later, I have ideas for dozens of fics and AUs that would be interesting to explore or funny to write.

No, it’s that I’ve let the larger fandom overwhelm me and it’s left me constantly second-guessing my writing. And I don’t mean that I’ve gotten nasty comments or asks, because I haven’t! All the other fans have been consistently wonderful and fun people with really valuable insights. And it’s not that I’ve been obsessing over stats or comments or worrying about going against popular headcanons. I mean, I’m just as excited as anyone else to see an AO3 email in my inbox but I’m also perfectly happy posting niche fics for an audience of me and my three weirdest friends.

It’s more that after so long engaging with other fans and other fics and the general meta, I’ve ended up writing too self-consciously. I’ve read so many interpretations of canon events, analyses of characterization and comparisons between fiction and real-world politics over the years, and I’ve enjoyed them because I genuinely care about these stories and these characters! I like seeing what everyone else thinks and then considering their points of view, no matter how bewildering they might seem at first.

But now it feels like I’m writing almost defensively, like I have to justify every choice I’m making based on this enormous and contradictory body of information. Three years ago I’d have written a scene in a few thousand words and moved on to the next plot point with my momentum intact. Now I’m constantly wringing my hands over things like physical details (I guess he’s not exactly a redhead) or broader social implications (is this trope misogynistic?) or finicky logistics (these locations are too far apart for this scene to make sense) or controversial character nuance (does writing this guy as a kind, doting husband make me an abuse apologist???) and the result is that I’m paralyzed with indecision and a ridiculous need to support everything I write with a lot of context that isn’t especially fun to write or, I suspect, especially fun to read.

I’m aware that this problem is entirely in my own head and that no one has asked me for any of this. And it’s not that all those questions aren’t interesting and important things to contemplate. But I miss the days of sitting down at my laptop and going “wouldn’t it be funny if these dorks played a video game together?” and then writing exactly that.

I don’t know. Were my fics better three years ago? I kind of doubt it. I’ve looked back at some of them and if nothing else I now have a better grasp of what tense I’m supposed to be using. But I definitely had more fun writing those older stories, which maybe feels more important.

[oldworldpoolhall]

HI OMGOGMGOGMGKGJGKGFG SORRY TO REQUEST AND BOTHER BUT. CAN YOU DO. LIPPMANN HCS.. I KNOW THAT'S VAGUE SO YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT IM JUST. I NNNEEED LIPPMANN CONTNENT PSLFJFFJ TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF REMEMBER TO HYDRATE

Worry not! My requests are open, you can send me asks whenever you like ❤️

Thank you for your continued patronage.

Lippmann headcanons

•Lippmann’s very courteous and usually initially watches how he acts towards you, wanting to gain a good impression you can associate him with.

•He’s not doing this because he wants to deceive you— quite the opposite actually. He wants you to trust him, to make you see that he’s actually someone you can rely on despite the nature of his job that normally deceives people.

•Lippmann is good at catering to what you may want, though sometimes it may come off as excessive. If you don’t set proper boundaries, the light affection of giving gifts may turn overwhelming after some time.

•He would love it whenever you give something to him in return, it could be food you made, or maybe a handmade bracelet he would wear all day everyday once he gets it from you. Chuuya would complain about how annoying Lippmann is about it at some point, but the latter wouldn’t really be too concerned— he sings you praises behind your back.

•If you’re not a member of the mafia and knows what he’s actually doing instead of seeing just the facade he puts on for the public but refuse to turn him away or judge him, his love for you would increase tenfold. It would mean a lot to him for you to understand and still love him despite that, he’d understand too if you’re afraid. Don’t worry though, rest assured he won’t turn a blind eye to you if you’re in trouble.

•He’s surprisingly a bit shy when showing romantic gestures to you; he’s no stranger to hand holding, it puts him in a serene mood, something considerably less hectic than his lifestyle both as an actor and a mafioso.

•He’d teach you how to play billiards, he’s a gentle teacher, so you’ll be fine most games. He lets you win too— it’s a little thing that you two can bond over with together.

•He flirts lightly when teaching you too, and sometimes you both will become a subject of teasing by the other members of the flags because of this. They mean well and he knows this, and this often results in banter that everyone will laugh about for a week.

•He’s very reassuring in giving you compliments, it could be the little things really, maybe your hobby, maybe your hair, maybe the way you speak or your eyes. He’s very smooth about it, seamless in delivery.

•Lippmann would kiss you under the light of a lamp post either at dusk or very early in the morning before he departs from you for a job. He covers your kiss away from the eyes of others with the small book he often carries with him, the kiss being sweet and brief, before he gives you a beautiful smile and looks at you with adoration and then leaving.

•When you’re sad, he will let you talk it out while hugging you. As a negotiator, he’s a very good listener and remembers almost every single detail that you told him— he thinks it’s important, a good way to know more about you and he feels that you spilling your sadness for his ears to hear has a degree of intimacy to it. He takes it as you trusting him with your feelings. He’s more than happy to keep your secrets.

•On a bit of a darker note, much like Iceman he’s willing to resort to violence for you if he needs to. He’d usually try to settle it with a talk first, but sometimes, words aren’t needed because actions deliver a better message. He isn’t afraid to get dirty— he can always buy another coat if the one he’s wearing cannot be thoroughly cleaned. What’s more important is you. No money or a piece of clothing would be equal to you, and he will make sure you know that.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

lady and the tramp spaghetti kiss but with deuce’s mom and lilia 🫣

I'm yoinking this idea for the unofficial blog event 🤡

(Quick clarification: Mrs. Spade being an ex-delinquent is a headcanon! I just thought it’d be an interesting concept, so I incorporated it into her character.)

Curiouser and Curiouser...

When Lilia mentions to his son that he's planning on cooking for the "lady friend" he's seeing, Silver steps in to stop his dad from poisoning the poor woman. "You should try a restaurant, get to know one another better before volunteering to share your... talent with her," Silver advises as lightly as he can. Thankfully for him (and for his dad's date), Lilia relents.

He decides to take his date to Tony's, a laid-back family friendly pizza and pasta joint in town. Lilia brings along his own candle—blessed with Malleus’s almost apocalyptic green fire (imagine that, a horned fairy godmother in pitch black robes)—to decorate their table, as well as a crystal vase with a single red rose (provided from the Heartslabyul Gardens by Cater, wanting to support his fellow Light Music Club member. “Knock’m dead with your charm, Lils!”)

Kalim had wanted to contribute something to Lilia’s date night, but unfortunately a huge parade of animals, while impressive, wouldn’t squeeze into Tony’s. Instead, Kalim went shopping with Lilia to help him get all dripped out for the occasion! “I’ll pay for whatever you want, so have at it!” (It was Jamil who had to limit Lilia’s spending and stopped him from buying medieval battle armor. “Why would you wear this to a date?! Are you trying to kill them? Just wear something practical and casual!”)

Lilia thought he’d be the first at the venue, but he's actually been beaten to the punch. She's easy to spot because of her hair--a bob, striped blonde and dark blue--and her spade earring. Lips painted, eyes done up. Her leather jacket is open to reveal a cute white rabbit logo (most likely a freebie T-shirt from work), paired with jeans (ripped at the knees) and ankle boots.

"You're early, Dylla," he remarks, slipping into the seat across from her and placing the candle and vase on the table. She smiles and says, "I'd never be late for a very important date."

Lilia asks if Dylla was waiting for long. According to her, she was at the restaurant over 15 minutes ago but "not to worry" because she was just talking to her son over the phone to pass the time. Dylla mentions that her son can be such a worrywart sometimes. "He was reminding me to stay safe and to let you know that he'll be on your ass if you make me sad," Dylla says with a laugh. "Oh my, I'd better not let your smile waver then," Lilia replies easily.

While they're looking over the menus, Lilia mentions his own "prodigious" cooking. (According to him, his son Silver just can't get enough of it!! Once, Silver took one bite and immediately passed out from how "good" it was.) "It's a required skill for single parents," Dylla agrees. "I can cook myself, but mainly simple dishes. My Deuce enjoys eggs, so I usually make things with those. It helps that they're cheap and keep for a long time too." (She says that she'd love to try his food, and in return she'll make something for him too! They make a promise to get to it someday.)

They settle on ordering the same item: Starry Night Spaghetti, a plate of spaghetti with meatballs. (There’s a story that two dogs once had the same dish under the stars, and became closer than ever as a result!) “A shame we aren’t eating outside—then we’d be bonded just like the canine couple,” Lilia says.

During the wait for their food, they exchange crazy stories about their lives. Lilia shocks Dylla with tales of his travels and of his past as a war veteran (although he's a little vague about the details), and Dylla tells him all about her days as an ex-delinquent and biker chick. "Kufufu, looks can be quite deceiving," Lilia chuckles. "No one would dare suspect such sweet-faced people like us to be so troublesome~"

Of course, they also share stories about their sons! Who can forget when Deuce used to wear all those rabbit-themed clothes as a kid? How about the time Silver fought a family of bears and came out of the battle with three new friends?

Lilia scootches his seat closer so he can show off some pictures of him and Silver on his phone! Dylla's shoulder presses against Lilia’s as she leans in to look, squishing the two into their own personal bubble, seemingly putting them in a world far away from the noisy pizzeria.

They decide to take pics together to commemorate the date! Dylla learns a lot of things from Lilia (like flipping the camera lenses to take better selfies, how to use the timing feature, and what filters do). They take a normal picture, then one with silly faces (Lilia’s suggestion) and a third with silly poses (also Lilia’s suggestion).

He busts out his bagpipes at some point to romance her with a romantic (?) serenade. Lilia does a little jig with it—something he threw together on the spot with knowledge of different styles of dancing from various cultures. The other customers mistake him for a paid performer and start clapping along and cheering—and Dylla joins in, clapping and cheering the loudest of them all.

Lilia starts to ask if they’d like an encore, if and so, which instrument? Mandolin or accordion? He can play them all! A member of the wait staff comes over to gently ask that Lilia put away his instruments, so then Lilia tries to sing without any musical accompaniment: “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, thaaat’s amoreeeeee 🎵”

He gets shut down a second time because, “Sir, your screeching is making the children at the next table over cry.” (Dylla gets a real kick out of Lilia’s enthusiasm though! “I can’t remember the last time a man was passionate enough to sing his heart out, consequences be damned!”)

When the food finally arrives, they realize that the chef must have made a mistake—there’s one plate of spaghetti, as though both of their orders were combined onto a single massive serving. But hey, Lilia’s willing to roll with it and just eat off the same plate. “What do you know, it’s family style!” he jokes. “In the Land of Crimson Long, it’s common for restaurants to serve food this way. You just pick out the portion you want to serve yourself.”

So that’s just what they do—stabbing their forks into the spaghetti at opposite ends and eating from that. Lilia’s appetite is healthy (he’s getting sauce on his mouth and is sucking up the noodles with such speed that a stray one slaps him in the face), but Dylla's got something on her mind.

She keeps winding her spaghetti around and around on her fork, lost in thought and doubts. Dylla wonders about a great deal of things. When is the right time to introduce this man to Deuce? How would he take it, especially when he’s gone without a father for his whole life? Was she even deserving of another husband, and someone as wonderful as Lilia?

Dylla absentmindedly brings the noodles to her mouth. There’s a slight tug at the other end (a stubborn clump, maybe?) but she pays it no mind, far too fixated on her thoughts. She doesn’t realize what’s happening until she feels something on her lips—and finds Lilia’s wide-eyed stare trained on her.

They hurriedly pull back from one another, and from the spaghetti-stained kiss. Dylla's slightly panicked and profusely apologetic, but Lilia reassures her that it’s fine, neither of them were anticipating it—and if anything, the guilt is split 50-50! “Guess we’ll both have to be sentenced for our grave crime!”

“… Oh, one moment. You have something here.” Lilia runs a thumb along the margins of Dylla's lower lip. It’s just some stray spaghetti sauce and lipstick smudges, but the gesture, however small, feels very tender and intimate, even moreso than the kiss. His hand lingers for maybe a second longer than it should have, but he, at last, retreats with a playful grin. “There you are, good as new.”

They fistfight to be the first one to the bill (their reasoning being, “it must be hard for you as a fellow single parent, let ME foot the full thing!”). Being fae, Lilia has the advantage with superior strength and speed, but Dylla gives him a good run for his money. They fight ends with Lilia headlocking his date and seizing the check in his mouth, puncturing the paper with his fangs.

Before any wallets can be opened, their (deeply exasperated) waiter asks them to “please just leave”, not even caring if they pay or not. (He doesn’t get paid enough to deal with shenanigans like this 💦)

They exit Tony’s and enter the night. There’s a full moon out to illuminate their way as they walk to Dylla's waiting magical wheel. As she produces her keys, Lilia tucks the red rose that had been with them at heir dining table behind her left ear. “May the Night guide you,” he says cryptically. Dylla isn’t sure what it means, but it makes the heat rise to her cheeks anyway. He sure knows how to sweet talk, his way into someone’s heart.

She asks Lilia where his ride is and he nonchalantly says that he “flew in”, which just leaves her slack jawed (until he cracks yet another classic Dad Joke with, “and boy, are my arms tired!”). “Well, if you’re up for it, I’d love to give you a lift home,” Dylla offers. “There’s plenty of room for another person.”

“If you could take me to Silver’s dorm, that would be great—but how scandalous! We disturb the public peace, don’t pay for our meal, then make a quick getaway on a motor vehicle?” Lilia climbs aboard, looping his arms around his date. “I think we’re shaping up to be quite the criminal couple.”

Dylla revs up her magical wheel, which lets out a monstrous groan. They peel off and merge into the road, racing the stars and sky that housed them, their peals of laughter filling the night. It was definitely one to remember.

[nyxthejinx]

Hello! Can I request a husband!diluc headcanon where in GN reader is was a former researcher in sumeru, who recently left because they got infected with Eleazar. Can you make a headcanon of what diluc would do and stuff?

𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝

A/N hello anon! It took me some time but here ya go :)) I quite enjoyed this prompt, thank you for asking <3 ALSO as soon as I finish with these requests I'll open my 100 followers event, stay tuned!

𝐓𝐖: Tiny bits of angst (mostly fluff for once, dw), reader is obviously sick, but nothing detailed, ONE swear word. Just a strange amount of love from someone who lives for angst.

𝐅𝐭.: Diluc - GN!Reader

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 988

𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨: Take Me by the Hand - Flamingos in the Tree

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, but both of your jobs make it feel like a long distance relationship. Yes he's busy with the winery, but you? As a researcher you need to be in Sumeru all the time.

And he's really fine with it. Maybe just a little worried for your safety, since he can't be physically there for you. But he knows you're strong and can handle yourself, even with something as risky as research for Eleazar.

One of your friends was sick, how could you not offer your knowledge and help finding a way to heal them? Plus it isn't even transmissible via skin to skin contact. You'd be more than fine.

Until somehow it caught you too.

Headcanons under the cut!

You updated him on your research regularly, but never went into details, so the first thing he does is to consult Lisa, and after learning more about it he'll insist you go back to Sumeru.

They probably have better treatments, and Lisa told him the forest alleviates the symptoms. It'd be better if you stayed there.

He'd even suspend the entire activity at the winery to move with you. Diluc wants to hold your hand through the journey to recovery.

Because you will recover. 

He's lost so many people in the past, he can't lose the love of his life too :(

But between difficult political affairs and nostalgia for your hometown, you choose to stay in Mondstadt, and in the end Diluc just sticks by your side, no matter what.

No one has ever seen the uncrowned king of Mond take a day off. Hence they're tempted to call a doctor when he leaves everything that implies outdoor activities in Charles' hands. He stays in his office, or just always in the next room so all you have to do is shout in case of need.

Checks up on you regularly and asks the maids to bring you snacks and drinks. If he’s free he’ll come over himself and help you take your mind off from the research. Diluc doesn’t like chit chat, but entertains the most silly conversations as he peppers your skin with fleeting, tender kisses.

Don’t overwork yourself cause he will carry you to bed himself, like a sack of potatoes :) It happened so many times he started to think you liked his frustrated, pouty face.

He asks help from the Knights of Favonius without batting an eye, if needed. You heard me right. 

The early stages of the illness aren’t all that atrocious, and yet he doesn’t feel safe knowing that you’re working all on your own. He requests Albedo and Sucrose’s assistance, much to Jean’s shock and pleasure. 

No grudge is more important than you <33

He also makes sure everything you need from Sumeru gets delivered in perfect condition, just like he entrusts his best messengers with your updates about the research. The exchange between you and your friends at the Akademiya has to be swift, and the Nilotpala Lotus of the highest quality.  

Feeling cold because of the numbness? Diluc is the perfect cuddly heater. It doesn’t matter what he’s doing, he drops it all and rests with you. He’ll trace the sore skin and massage it with uttermost delicacy, the hands he uses to brandish his claymore the gentlest they’ve ever been.

Accompanies you for a walk in Mond’s outskirts from time to time. Sun and fresh air can only help your condition. And you won’t have to worry about monsters and wild animals, he’s your personal bodyguard <3

If the weather is particularly good you can even stop for a picnic right under the tree in Windrise, where Barbatos’ statue partially soothes your pain. He’ll bring the finest wine/grape juice and bask in your relaxing presence after all those years of tribulation. Because despite your tough conditions he doesn’t feel as helpless as a few years ago, when his life seemingly reached a dead end.

However, as it gets worse, Diluc kinda forces you to go back to Sumeru. Not permanently, just a week a month so that the forest can mitigate the effects. 

Don’t worry, it feels everything but an obligation. You both go downtown and take a stroll in the bazaar, try new food, spices, brands of tea. Well, he tries new experiences, you guide him and have the time of your life watching your husband struggle with the spiciest meal he’s ever had.

He buys everything you eye for more than two seconds, the price irrelevant compared to the joy in your tired eyes. And when you ask him what he wants, the words leave his mouth immediately: “For you to be happy and in health.”

*author screaming at her own creation*

AhEM.

Piggyback ride at the first sign of exhaustion you give. We all know Diluc isn’t one for PDA, he likes his intimacy behind closed doors, but he couldn’t care less about the nasty glares he gets. No more walking around for you. He even drapes his coat around your shoulders <3

May or may not take advantage of the situation and drag you to a doctor for a check up, but only if they’re friends with you. According to what you’ve told him, not everyone deserves trust here. Cue for Tighnari, Cyno and Alhaitham to break havoc in your tent.

NOW I’m a drama queen, I live for angst, but I’d cry if something happened after all this fluff, so we’ll just say that a cure was found. 

Your smart ass solved a problem that has been going on for archons know how long, it’s mandatory that the Akademiya gives you some sort of Nobel right?

Diluc is SO relieved and proud. He hugs you tight, kisses you in a soft yet deep way that melts your heart. His stoic facade crumbles and he can only smile, genuine, unfiltered. 

Utterly in love with you and your strength. 

*Giggles and smiles at the screen like an idiot*

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hcs - enha as college students

notes: this isn't even an x reader (it may be in the future 👀) lmao, this is all lighthearted and i by no means intend to insult or deface any of the enhas or see them fr fr this way

heeseung: comp sci major w/a music minor

deep down would definitely want his degrees to be the other way around

but he would probs realize cs just leads to more of a stable job (not with ai on the rise tho 😍 we love going into a doomed field of study)

(as a cs kid i’m ABSOLUTELY projecting onto my little headcanons about him)

i think..he’d be a NORMAL person that enjoys programming more than learning abt computer hardware or theory

seeing as he’s normal he’d HATEEEEE object-oriented programming (the complex part of programming OUGHGG)

he’d probably know exactly what to minor in for his dream job: music production

he’d DEFINITELYYY be in the school orchestra as a piano

he’s not mysterious enough for a bass, annoying enough for a violin or trumpet, or quirky enough for a cello

he’s an attention whore he wouldn’t even LOOK at the violas 💀

but yeah overall i think he’d know his plans for the future down to a T

probs has an internship at microsoft (derogatory)

now for the most important question

would he be a tech bro?

absolutely NOT

for those that aren’t as familiar with tech bros

just imagine a redditor alpha male with horribly gelled hair that brings the LOUDEST gaming pc to class with a horribly oiled, light-up keyboard, and makes sleazy comments about the one or two girls in every comp sci class

in other words: a woman in cs’ worst nightmare (send help i��m one of TWO girls in a class full of tech bros.)

but yeah he wouldn’t be like that at all

he’d definitely suck at rizzing up women (bro plays LoL in 2023, the year of our lord, need i elaborate?)

i can easily imagine him coming into class with gray sweatpants, a white t-shirt and flannel over, and a double-shot coffee from starbucks every day

he’d probably be the most decent-looking dude in every cs-related class i can’t even lie

for the dudes reading this: if you ever need an ego boost, do basic self-care and dress well (maybe even put on basic makeup), and join a cs class

the amount of mid ass incels with no concept of self-care will immediately make you the most attractive man in the class i kid you not

neways enough of me projecting 💀

as a music student

i could absolutely see him eat up every composition assignment (where you compose your own piece of music)

although i feel like he’d have a teacher that prefers classical music that’d be PISSED every time he submits something non-conventional

omg imagine him composing a whole dubstep instrumental for class

if the music production thing doesn’t work out he’d start a band with a bunch of losers in his dad’s garage and make horrible music that’d still get a decent amount of listens and attention bc he’s hot

it’s giving fallout boy but not emo

maybe shitty indie at best

more utc !

jay: english major w/a philosophy minor

first of all

his ass would NOT know philosophy is mostly math before signing up

i don’t think he’d be bad at math at all but he’d fs be regretting it all

but then he’d debate dropping out until whoop there’s only a semester left until it’s over. too late.

he’d dress up for every class for SUREEE

one word: beige.

he IS light academia pinterest

studyblr WISHES it was him fr

macbook user. i don’t need to explain.

he’d probably have his life together on the outside

bullet journal and aesthetic notion and all

i feel like he’d prefer discussions and deep thought (hence the philosophy) and debates over analysis

he’d LOVE discussing his thoughts abt different texts in class

he would NOT like writing out analyses abt random ass stories tho (hs english was a NIGHTMARE)

argumentative essays are his BITCH fr

i think he’d lose points for focusing more on broader concepts and going just a tad too off-topic in analytical essays, instead of focusing on details and cause-effect relationships and all that

now for the important part: his life outside of college

ik for a FACT he’d be the most likely to have a thriving social life outside of school out of all of enha

don’t @ me it’s not my fault the rest of them are MAIDENLESS – heeseung plays LEAGUE for crying out loud !!

probably goes out to the mall or new attractions like museums every weekend

even tho he minors in arguably one of the hardest fields of study ??

bro would finish up calc III homework in less than an hour 🤯

i bet he’d be there on a scholarship too 😒lucky ass

jake: international relations (global politics) major, no minor

note: ik the average writer would probs make him a physics major but that’s BOOOORING and overdone, plus i just don’t see it 🤷

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE !!! IR ≠ political science !!! IR focuses on politics around the world, pol sci is more of how internal governments work

(i’m also heavily projecting here bc i’m a politics student send your prayers please and thank you)

i pity IR majors

this boy is TIRED 25/8

tbh the thing with IR isn’t that the content’s hard

a (paraphrased) quote from my IR teacher: “political scientists are lazy, all they do is come up with generic concepts and slap an ‘-ism’ at the end”

it’s moreso the reading and writing.

god the reading.

politics textbooks are so big and expensive it hurts my wallet just to look at the library-issued textbook i have

he’d be running on caffeine and a prayer, no sleep we die like men

not that he’d be a bad student !!

i could definitely see him being that one student that asks the teacher the silent questions no one asks bc they think it’ll make them look stupid (ie. asking them to repeat what they just said or explain a not-so-complex theory)

would definitely word vomit about politics, current and past, to the rest of the enhas (but just to make sure he remembers it all, you gotta respect the grind man)

none of them would understand a thing

jake: “yeah so it’s stupid how there are a whole bunch of states fighting over the south china sea when it’s technically international waters [please don’t quote me on this it’s like 2 am and i’m pulling stuff out of my ass] and therefore has no legal ‘owner’ haha isn’t that stupid?”

the rest of enha, maybe except for jay: 👁️👄👁️

jay: “ermmm akshully 🤓👆it’s in the name, china has legal rights over the south CHINA sea bc it borders it”

i can picture it vividly

imma be honest this man would be a MESS

he’d probably make (futile) attempts to get his shit together like a notion pro subscription, trying to sleep on time, a gym membership, you name it

sadly that’s just the life of a politics student

it’s so hectic it’d be hard to keep up with, but it’s jake, he’d somehow stay afloat

he’d probably come to his minimum wage job after class half-dead but his manager and coworkers would take pity on him and let him sleep in the janitor’s closet

would probably be clinging to the whole “just get through tomorrow and it’ll get better” mentality

it does not. sigh

sunghoon: undeclared until sophomnore (second) year, kinesiology (bio?) major

man honestly

this mf would be irrelevant

probs has a generic major and says absolutely nothing in class

if you blink he’d probs disappear

i feel like he’d initially wanna go for med but then he’d hear about the whole you’re-gonna-sacrifice-the-best-years-of-your-life-for-this-field-of-study thing and said NOPE lmao

which is reasonable

with the amount of ppl doing med in the world he wouldn’t think it’d make a difference if he decided to switch

i feel like he’d just be there for the ride 💀smth abt wanting to “experience all life has to offer” (not in a rich, just here for the business degree way, but more of an “i don’t need a degree to get a job but it might make it easier” way)

so yeah he decides to major in kinesiology, the study of movement according to google

disclaimer i’m not a bio person at ALL so any misinformation is completely unintentional and i will NOT be held at gunpoint to do research about a college major for HEADCANONS at ass o’clock in the morning

neways

he has a decently light workload and therefore a healthy amount of free time

on the occasional he does get a painful assignment he’d procrastinate until he’d staying up and cussing out his past self for not doing it earlier

tbh i don’t think he’d be a horrible OR amazing student

he’s truly MID mid

maybe an average of like … 75% which really isn’t bad tbh the american education system has conditioned us into thinking it is but let’s be fr other than philly cheese steaks what exactly have we ever gotten right.

….neways again

he’d be something like a jack of all trades, master of none

overall a chill guy 9/10 would be fun to hang out with

now for the best part

frat boy sunghoon

idk anything abt frat or sorority life – i’m asian the only thing close to a sorority i’d be in would be like … the school orchestra or book club 💀my parents would kill me – so don’t take everything i say for gospel

you bet your ass he’d be at every party

100% for the booze and vibes he wouldn’t even be there to flirt or rizz ppl up (he’s a self-aware man he knows he has negative rizz but that’s what makes him so ALLURING)

wouldn’t get high or anything tho he’s not all abt that life (that life being running away from the popo)

i’d trust him to walk me home tbh

he wouldn’t hurt a fly the most he’d do is like … attempt to verbally abuse jay

sunoo: art major, english lit. minor

you saw it coming don’t lie

NEWAYS

he’d be amazing at art honestly

making a portfolio would be his Thing yk

yk those big artists that are all about “working on the impulse” and not doing anything until they do ridiculous shit to get over art block

that’s him

but he slays every time he gets over it

god i feel like he’d be the perfect college friend after jay

he definitely has his shit together

i’m talking he does his assignments on time, probably has a half-paid merit scholarship, works a decent job at a taco bell just off of campus, and somehow has a will to live and time to go to the mall every weekend

the thing is, he’s not the most perfect college friend bc he’s slightly more fun-focused and free-spirited than jay, who’s a perfect mix of both

neways no more talking abt other enhas it’s sunoo’s time to shine 😠

i bet his dorm would be the most organized and decorated too oughhgh

he’d be the lucky mf that gets the biggest dorm on the first floor (with like two other roommates but they respect his privacy and all that)

he’d probably be able to get away with dorm policy violations (ie. cooking with an iron or something Not meant for cooking in his dorm instead of the nasty ass moldy ass communal kitchen) by batting his eyelashes and sweet-talking to the woman that oversees the dorms or smth (i’m blanking and i completely forgot what it’s called)

overall the luckiest bitch ever

we should all aspire to be sunoo tbh

if you’re a man and you’re not sunoo … thin fucking ice. do better. /hj

jungwon: biochem major, going for med (specifically oncology, the study of cancer?)

sorry in advance to any ppl in medical 🫶i’m gonna get every part of this wrong lmao

he’s one of Those Guys that’s known exactly what they’re doing since like … middle school

important question: would it be bc he gave into the classic asian parent pressure into becoming a doctor?

they might've played a tiny role in it but i think he'd genuinely wanna go into medical bc he's insane

definitely gets the best scores out of everyone in his class (idk if they use bell curves in med but if not he’d get solid 90s on everything)

i could see him with his life together tbh

homework always done a week before, healthy lunches he makes himself, clear skin, all that jazz

definitely has a merit-based scholarship

probably got a 1560 on the SAT too 😒 lucky ass bitch

i hate to say it

i really do

but he'd be the mf that reminds the teacher abt homework

“ermmmm mr. kim you said we had a pop quiz at the end of class” followed by him being beaten to a pulp

(w reaction/lh)

really cares about getting into a good med school

would DEFINITELY have like two internships every summer

so to recap: basically every asian med student ever (i’m friends with far too many rip med kids)

at least they won't be replaced with ai …

heeseung crying in the distance

NEWAYS

for a med student i feel like he’d be busy 24/7 but he wouldn’t Look like it?

like if you’ve seen a med student, even in hs, they look like they lost a fight to a rabid raccoon

but for some reason jungwon has his shit together like the neurotypical know-it-all he is 😒/lh please don’t kill me

seeing as he’s known what he wants to do since like … middle school in this au, i think he’d fs be on top of all the content he’s learned, if not ahead of everyone else

i’d trust him to be my doctor 🫡

actually no i wouldn’t

riki: theater major w/a visual art minor (get it bc he’s a minor) (i’m hilarious LAUGH)

he’s a quiet little guy, definitely sits in the back of the lecture hall

would milk the SHIT out of being a minority for scholarships and applications

i'm talking his common app essay abt being socially isolated and politically aware, i'm talking abt using any and all minority scholarships possible – in the eyes of the law (and the college board), riki is now half hispanic

i’d say his grades would be pretty decent, not much in the A+ zone (96-100) but at the very least, B+’s

really not that bad tbh

he’d SO be a theater kid in hs

tell me he wouldn't be those mfs that have the whole hamilton soundtrack memorized and break out into random song and dance at inappropriate times

i bet he’d ship hamilton and laurens 💀

neways

i feel like he'd like art as a class but suck at meeting deadlines and portfolio assignments n stuff

which is valid tbh i don’t think any kind of teacher of the arts (not just visual) should be too strict abt that

classes with him and sunoo would make him INSUFFERABLE omg

if you put them next to e/o they won't shut up

which is cute don't get me wrong

but makes trying to work IMPOSSIBLE

but when they're separated he’d be dead silent

you wouldn't even notice he's there tbh

overall a dedicated student with the occasional tendency to be silly and goofy

i feel like his resume would be pretty to make up for the lack of content actually on it

i'm talking canva pro graphics, fancy fonts, graphic design is his passion (not literally)

logically the best career path for him based on his degrees would be a set designer …

but obv he’s either an actor or the manager

probably an actor being a stage manager SUCKS

(don’t get me wrong it’s fun i’ve done it before but oh my GOD. if you ever wanna lose hair really fast become a backstage manager it’ll work 100%)

bonus: best-dressed in class

sunoo - you’ll never catch him slipping tbh 🤷 he’d have the most free time out of the others and would probably spend his time going out and putting together silly little outfits and being cute and adorable bc it’s kim sunoo That’s Just How He Is

jay - light academia light academia light academia light academia light academia

sunghoon (unintentionally) - his sense of style in college would be mid, truly meh, nothing special to look at but his looks make up for the boring attire (hubba hubba 😍) – the type to wear a white t-shirt, timbs, and jeans to class every day (get it 2017 jungkook 😍), maybe even a jacket. his sense of style would be as spicy as salt so not spicy at all, it’s giving unseasoned, boiled chicken

riki - he just Doesn’t Care but thankfully all the items in his closet would be usable (thanks to sunoo, that man would NOT let riki leave the house without running his outfits by him. his logic is that no best friend of his should look like a dumpsterfire !!)

jungwon - similar to jake, no time !! matching sweatshirts and sweatpants ftw

jake - politics majors have no sanity or connection to the real world bc it drives you INSANE after a month, cut him some slack :(

heeseung - the venn diagram of ppl with no sense of fashion and cs majors is a circle.

[cassifictional]

I love multiple character headcanon posts! I'm not so good at coming up with ideas tho... This is sort of inspired by the Sevika nightgown post. What do you think the ladies wear to bed?

Haha I often find myself searching for inspiration as well. That’s why I like doing requests! So thank you for the idea 💕

What they wear to bed

Characters: Sevika, Grayson, Cassandra, Mel, Vi, Caitlyn, Jinx.

Not proofread. I'm lazy, oops.

Sevika: underwear

Sevika loves to feel as unrestricted as possible when she sleeps. She probably gets pretty hot at night so she doesn’t like to have too much on her body in terms of clothes and blankets. Just some underwear will do, maybe a not too tight sports bra or something to give a little bit of support. idk what they’re called but those things that aren’t as tight as sports bras but they’re the same shape. If she gets cold she probably just puts on some sweatpants.

Grayson: full pajama or t-shirt and pajama pants

Grayson wants to be comfy above all. Sure, she has some nice matching pairs of pajama pants and shirts, but she won’t wear them unless they’re comfortable. If she’s had a long day at work, she wants to make sure she can sleep well at night. One of the key components to a good night’s sleep is good sleepwear. If it’s a bit hot at night I can see her switching to an old Piltover enforcer t-shirt she got when she first started working there.

Cassandra: long nightgown

Cassandra, even at night, dresses like she’s about to receive important guests at any minute of the day. I doubt her long nightgowns are very comfortable to sleep in, but maybe she’s the type of person who doesn’t move much in their sleep. She looks so elegant in them, she probably has a lot of them and she wears a different one every night. Just imagine her walking around her mansion in the moonlight!

Mel: glittery nightgown

Mel probably switches between long and short nightgowns depending on the season. Shorter ones during the warmer months, long ones with fluffy matching vests during the colder months. Pretty nightgowns with gold shiny details or glitters would suit her so well. Different patterns and styles so they all look unique. Unlike Cassandra, I think she would put more emphasis on comfort over just looks. Girl needs her sleep!

Vi: (boxer)shorts and old t-shirt

Vi wants to be comfy but she doesn’t really care about what she sleeps in (or on). I can’t picture her wearing anything other than an old t-shirt and shorts, or just underwear and a t-shirt. The shirts all have some sort of significance, like one with The Last Drop logo (Vander’s failed merch experiment) or one from a band she once saw live. The shorts are just so she can walk around the house normally. (please, I need artwork of this)

Caitlyn: tank top and shorts or nightgown

Caitlyn has already shown us how well she wears this outfit (I’ve been looking respectfully). It’s practical, it’s comfy, it looks good but maybe not as classy as people would expect of her. (though I worry about the whole ‘boobs escaping at night’ problem with tank tops if she moves a lot in her sleep lol) She probably has one or two nightgowns she also wears semi-regularly, maybe a little more often for a certain someone..

Jinx: shorts and pajama t-shirt

Jinx shares some sleepwear habits with her sister, old habits just die hard. The shorts are comfy and useful for late-night adventures. Though she probably goes more out of her way to actually get a fun matching set of shorts and shirt. T-shirts with sleeping cartoon animals on them or funny sentences are preferred. If she gets cold she probably adds a hoodie instead of getting an extra blanket.

Note: I’m really enjoying these type of mundane headcanons but somehow I almost feel weirder about writing this than smut LOL. Like why am I thinking so hard about this haha. Still would like to write more though!!

[bombshellsandbluebells]

So I’ve seen people saying that Steve’s dream of having 6 kids / a big family in s4 feels out of character or is character assassination, but I honestly feel like that detail is INCREDIBLY in character for him.

The thing with Steve is that for as fun as he, and as much charm as Joe adds to the role, the writing has never been all that concerned with exploring him much more beyond “asshole in high school, now reformed” / “part of a love triangle.”

But by not exploring certain things about Steve, they’ve basically crafted a story for him anyways. There’s a reason why the “Steve’s an only child with emotionally distant if not downright neglectful parents” headcanon is so strong in the fandom - because all the apparent proof for it is right there, just by the omission of his parents from the writing at all.

He’s is the only one of the OG kids/teens that we’ve never seen the parents of. He’s been majorly injured every single season, usually a lot more than any of the others, and yet we’re never shown or told about his parent’s reaction to that. Steve’s parents are never really mentioned beyond s1, in which the only things we learn about them are that they have such bad relationship problems that his mom feels the need to accompany his dad on trips and that his dad is, in Steve’s words, a major asshole. That’s basically it for the Harringtons. (We also get one quick line about Steve putting his mom as a reference in s3 because she’s “super well respected” in the community, but that doesn’t necessarily prove that Steve has a good relationship with his mom. It could! But it doesn’t contradict the idea that he doesn’t.)

We can conclude that, because Steve never interacts with or mentions his parents, he’s not close with them. And we can go further and assume that because his parents never seem to take notice of his many injuries, they don’t pay a lot of attention to their son. This feels especially true when compared to the way the other parents factor into the show - even the ones that aren’t as important to the story as Karen Wheeler at least have a sort of presence. 

Now, I tend to lean towards “accidental character development” over intentional writing choice, but the fact of the matter is that this conclusion CAN be drawn from the text and there’s nothing really there to disprove it.

One big thing that IS intentionally written with Steve is his big brother relationship with the kids. He looks out for them. He stands up for them. He has a deeper relationship with them than either of the other og teens do and gets grouped into storylines with them while Nancy/Jonathan get separated to do their own thing. We get little details like him sneaking them into movies and getting a letter from Max. (Which makes the lack of follow through with his relationship with Max or even Dustin in vol 2 so disappointing to me)

And it’s really, really easy to draw some connections and theorize that the reason Steve latches onto the kids so easily and lets them become such a big presence in his life is BECAUSE he has a distant family.

So Steve sitting there talking about how his dream for the future is having a big family and a bunch of kiddos and driving around with them together to see the country, spending quality time with them DOES make sense. It fits in perfectly with the story they crafted for Steve. He’s an only kid with emotionally distant parents who wants a family, who likes kids, who falls naturally into a big brother / guardian role and dreams about being a father one day.

It makes perfect sense with him.

The only problem with it is that it’s framed as something he wants with Nancy because a) the idea of Nancy sharing that dream feels incredibly forced for her character and not well supported by what we’ve seen of her so far (career-driven, focused on making a name for herself in journalism, not all that concerned with spending time with the kids, barely has a close relationship with her own brother), and b) putting Stancy back together again and leading them to a pickett fence marriage and kids ending feels incredibly forced after spending so much time in the show having them grow apart and having Steve get over her.

So no, I don’t hate the Steve wants 6 kids idea. I don’t even think it feels out of character. I just don’t think it works as a way to further Stancy.

[focuriousity25-blog]

Will literally pay to roleplay with someone who can do a decent Kirk Langstrom impression (Status: OPEN)

A little over a year ago I made a post advertising I was looking for a roleplay partner who could do an impression of the Trollhunters character Draal the Deadly, and said partner would receive $50, as a sort of thank you reward for the time and effort they’d dedicate to indulging all the storylines and little ideas rattling around in head lol xP

Since it worked out pretty well, I’ve decided to give it another go with a different character 🙂

This time I'm looking to roleplay with someone who can do an impression of the DC Comics character, Professor Kirk Langstrom, aka the Man-Bat. Specifically, a redeemed version akin to the Earth Prime variation who would later go on to join the Justice League Dark, who makes his latest appearance to date (to the best of my knowledge) in Batman and Robin 2023.

Just like last time, the volunteer will receive $25 immediately and $25 upon the initial roleplay’s completion. For your convenience, please allow me to once again up-front clarify these important points: 

* This is NOT an NSFW or romance/shipping-based in general type of roleplay; that isn’t really my style. I'm more the action-adventure with a dash of mystery and character-development kind of guy.

* While I do have a general plot in mind, it is completely subject to change depending on what the volunteer is comfortable with; in other words, I'm willing to work with you to take into account how you usually prefer to pace things or if you have your own headcanon details you'd like to include to make this an enjoyable experience to both participants.

* If worried about literation, well, not to brag, but I think you'll find I've got eight years worth of roleplay and storytelling experience, and my narrative abilities are second to none ^^

* I’ll reserve the right to cancel the roleplay and keep the remaining half of the money if I'm kept waiting for more than two weeks during RP turns/responses. I understand if you're busy or have other stuff going on, but please understand in turn that if you make me wait for days, days and more days on end just to get like a sentence…well, that’s just not very considerate  :l

* I usually use Discord to RP, as I find it to be a quick and efficient means of communication while also having the perfect conditions for roleplaying when considering you can create servers and channels for organization purposes. However, if the volunteer is more comfortable using a different format I'll adapt accordingly :)

* I generally use PayPal, but if the volunteer uses a different payment method, that’s fine, all I humbly ask is that you walk me through how it works if I’m unfamiliar with it.

* Upon contact and if you do wish to roleplay, I’ll give you one or two questions, mainly, a prompt I’ll ask you to respond to; this will just be a little practice scenario that will allow you to showcase your impression of what you would do in said-scenario as Langstrom. This will demonstrate to me that you understand the character and aren’t just rushing into this for the $50 without even having seen the shows or comics he appears in. 

Like before, if you’re interested in taking this offer, or, if you just have questions, feel free to contact me directly here on Tumblr or send me a message to my Discord ID, “gallifrey22”. If I do get a volunteer I’ll edit this post (marking it as “CLOSED”) to signify the position’s been filled. 

Once again, thank you so much for your time, hope you’re having a fantastic holiday season ^^

~HSeeker

P.S. To those wondering, this doesn’t mean I have shifted my focus from Tales of Arcadia to DC (in fact, expect the next ‘I Remember’ comic relatively soon ;) ), this is just a fun little thing on the side while future TOA content is still cooking in the metaphorical oven of imagination lol xP

[starsmuserainbow]

Headcanon Time - Tamaranean Sexuality

Forgive me if I’m not very good at writing about this topic, but it’s a thing that I probably should mention since I feel very firmly set on a view here.

Find my headcanon of tamaranean sexuality below the cut.

The term of sexuality (or the many terms used to ‘define’ it) is actually pretty unknown to tamaraneans. They see no need to define anything, for everyone is who they are; it doesn’t matter who they feel for and how deep.

That said, since tamaraneans are so emotional, it is common that one of them feels deeply, ‘is in love’ might be a proper term sometimes, with more than one person at the same time. Tamaraneans have a lot of emotions to give, most of the times very strong ones, and since they are so full of emotions and it is also important for them to display the emotions instead of keeping them inside, it happens more often than not that they develop ‘feelings’ for more than one person at the same time. Despite normally displaying all the emotions they have, it isn’t easy to actually talk about them; it’s hard to really set lines to feelings, and when they are what or not. Which makes it very hard if the other being is from a different culture, for that removes the chances of signalizing the emotions by simple and ‘instinctive’ or very-early-learned/adapted gestures.

The true bond is a more rare thing to happen, and it is a very deep connection that is hard to really properly explain. It is a similar thing to finding a soulmate, and it’s very rare if not even a one-time thing. Those are the bonds that normally lead to partnerships or marriages or however you wish to call it, if they are chosen by oneself. Which brings me to the next topic, arranged marriages. As we’ve learned in ‘Betrothed’, it’s a common thing on Tamaran, and often how it is done. This does not force a tamaranean to stop having (strong) feelings for others, but it is mostly intended as a way to make sure bonds are happening even if the very rare thing of a true bond is not found. Of course, there can always come bonds that aren’t with honest good feelings for the other, but normally the one that arranges/chooses the partner for the marriage knows of the person they are deciding for and what others they like or not. (It is normally the ‘head of the family’, which if available is the father, and in Starfire’s case it was Blackfire because she is the older sister and they’re the only two (known) of their family left. Galfore doesn’t count, for he’s more of a caretaker and not a true member of their family. – Side information: If there is no one of the actual family left beside one person alone, it can happen that the tamaranean ruler decides for whom they shall marry, but that is only very rarely happening, normally if there is some very good reason for the marriage. – )

Now, I don’t think any of these above things are actually really about that what most understand the term ‘sexuality’ as. What you probably more want to know is the term of ‘xxsexual’. If you are waiting for that, I’ll answer it now, but it’ll be explained with the why so bear with me a little longer.

For tamaraneans, as we all know lip-contact doesn’t have much meaning. Instead, touching is their most-used method for conveying feelings. There are many different ways and situations to use touch, and I won’t go into details here for how those work since that would make this post way too long. Just like touch, simple ways of being gentle to another and just close mean a lot, and are actually normally the most they do when spending time just as two. The ‘act’ from which we take our terms of sexuality has no real meaning, aside from it being the way to use when they want children. As mentioned above, they don’t really have terms for all of those things, but if I am to put it into a category that is a term here, I think the right one to choose is asexual. (At least I think that would be the right one. I don’t know too much about all of those terms so correct me if I’m wrong please.)

This doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy it, it’s just not really important or that commonly done; for gentle closeness and intimacy have a much bigger value and impact on a tamaranean’s feelings.

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Alright so first off, I’m going to get this out of the way before going on a ramble thing for silver about personal headcanons- as its trans related headcanons and something i should say before getting into my own lol   Silver the hedgehog, honestly as long as I’ve seen them has always *seemed* trans to me- canonly or not silver just seems like that one character that would be trans or at the very least gender non-conforming!  Maybe it’s the personal connections playing into favoritism here as being trans myself however-   Silver was born in a mostly dead future, as far as we known there’s no actual society of humanity left standing except the few survivors through the future ending events that led up to whatever kind of future silver originates from.  A lot of gender related things are more so heavily ingrained in our society, male and female and so on- that’s likely. not really there. even if there was more humanity there than we ever see- why would that be what they’re worried about when fighting for their lives?    The idea of gender is likely not that relevant to silver, it just feels right y’know? they grew up in a place where that just basically wasn’t a worry.  coming to sonics present time, depending on how you view silver (because that’s the best part about fanbases! is different approaches to the same character and their identity!) they could have multiple reactions to that world around them! they could figure out actually, I do like this or I don’t like this- or this explains a lot and I didn’t know that was what gender dysphoria was! its limitless in that retrospect. Nonbinary silver, transmasc and transfem silver, the list goes on as tha’ts not all there is! At the VERY least despite there not being coding or anything in canon referencing to silver being trans or gender non-conforming it just feels right, in a way.  Anyways! that little ramble aside! let’s get into personal headcanons for silver! in honor of her birthday, and also trans awareness week it felt like since I couldn’t push out art like I planned, I’d do this instead! 

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 Silver headcanons revolving around her trans identity and how her emotions revolve around those feelings!

-Silver is a trans girl! using she/her but they/them aren’t a big deal to her! -Silver still isn’t afraid to be flexible in her gender identity either, androgynous, masculine all of the above! it doesn’t matter to her in the end because it didn’t matter when she came to the present!  -”passing” is also not something that worries her, as long as shes happy with who she is and how shes expressing herself there its good enough. Once again, why would she worry about what silly gender norms may be around, where she grew up it didn’t even matter- though she is at least glad how being in the present helped her find a version of herself she was happiest with  -Silver doesn’t have any major dysphoria relating to her gender identity- this is all purely because “it feels better, and it feels right to who I am.” and that is completely valid. Sometimes things just feel better, and it makes you feel more... you. Which is very important to this version of silver especially when relating to other headcanons/au’s of mine  -(more detail on the previous statement) To put it lightly, silver struggles to find herself different from previous versions of herself. being aware of them through some ‘cycle’ or loop of sorts. Is she really her? or is she just another version of them? Her personal found comfort in her gender and pronouns helps a bit in that regard- she’s herself. she’s her. She’s silver! she may have a job to do, like all the others- and in some aspects are the same in personality and motives as past versions- but she’s still herself. it provides some comfort in it all.  -It takes a bit to come to the realization of what she feels suits best, Afterall it’s a new feeling and an unexpected solution to an internal problem! but she does talk it out with people- even if in confused questioning that can sometimes be out of nowhere  All in all, her gender revolves around making herself feel more like... her! what makes her happiest when shes around others and isnt afraid to be flexible with it! genders weird and she thinks confining stuff to masculine or feminine can be a bit much at times- she wants to be a girl and be free to do what she wants with it! shes defining herself as a person and saving the future as we know it. 

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RULES:  List five tropes applicable to your character, then tag others to do the same. (Tropes Wiki)  REPOST! DO NOT REBLOG.

It was difficult to pick just five because so many of Sonia’s official tropes are spot-on

Modest Royalty - Absolutely! Not only shown in the canon, but often when I’m thinking of Sonia’s closet, her attire skews very much on the side of classic/vintage, feminine, and modest: bows, pearls, lace details, silk and wool, and once she’s reached adulthood, her hemlines are much closer to her knee or below. Her eveningwear and swimming attire is also both not overly showy: she doesn’t often like it, and is used to being objectified from an early age for her beauty and power. She doesn’t often choose the most ostentatious outfit either, believing less is more when it comes to the crown jewels and designer goods. Her mother, however, doesn’t quite agree with this concept

This is subverted with much of her lingerie choices, some of her sleepwear, and whether she, consciously or not, is looking to attract/seduce someone. Generally, if she’s wearing a more skin-baring outfit in a thread, it’s on purpose: she wants to be seen as a woman with both physical and emotional desire for someone else. 

Hidden Depths - I wanted to mention this, though it also be important that it’s basically the combination of Ditzy Genius and Sheltered Aristocrat. One of my biggest criticisms of the fandom’s take on Sonia is that many think she’s stupid. Sonia isn’t an idiot (her love life aside): she is naïve, she is sheltered, and upon first coming to Japan, she’s still getting a grasp on the language. But Sonia is very intelligent and often can read people very well. For Sonia in threads, she often runs into the issue of others not caring what she thinks or has to say in favor of her looks and resources, which means she doesn’t often get the chance to reveal her more analytical and authoritative sides.

The older she becomes, the less tolerant she is to being ignored, to the point that in her adult verse she has outwardly complained about not being given enough serious jobs and initiatives in the Royal Family.

Micro Monarchy - Of course, and it’s mostly a reason to link to my Novoselic headcanons. Fans have different takes on the exact location of Novoselic, but mine will always be the Western half of Switzerland. A lot of the nation’s outdoor pursuits are cold-weather activities, and there’s plenty of mountains and rivers in Sonia’s nation. If they come visit, I hope your muse likes charming villages, a fusion of European and Japanese aesthetics, and snow.

The Woman Wearing the Queenly Mask - aka. the biggest difference in all of Sonia’s age-related verses. Whether I age Sonia up or down, it’s not for the sake of sexual content: it’s for how well her royal mask is in place. A younger/teenage Sonia is far more reckless and open with her emotions: naïve and very hopeful about the future, she’s had little in the way of real world experience, including the consequences of how her emotional openness will affect her as a ruler.

In her older years, Sonia is a bit more reserved about showing her feelings or appearing uninformed. While she makes friends easily, she is far more reluctant about letting others into her personal life due to how both the press and her family tend to treat those closest to her. She’ll also likely pull back on full petticoats for casual wear, frills, and cutesy hair accessories in favor of more vintage-inspired attire in classic cuts and patterns. Still feminine, but far more polished in an attempt to be taken seriously as a ruler or ruler-to-be. 

All Girls Want Bad Boys - The first option on the list and the one that made me laugh initially! I’d say this is true but with a caveat. Those with a ‘bad’ streak do get Sonia’s attention, but it’s less about being a ‘bad boy/girl’ and more about ‘this person really needs someone to love and support them, and I want to be that person for them.’ paired with ‘they aren’t really bad, the world simply takes them at face value and labels them that way.’ 

Truly evil people won’t earn her praises, but those who are a little different than normal, shunned for it, but have good hearts hidden by ‘bad’ facades? That makes her heart go doki-doki like nothing else. 

To a smaller degree, Sonia’s also attracted to that ‘bad’ persona because she knows, whether she’ll admit it or not, her mother (and to a degree, her father) won’t approve. Sonia is determined to not make the mistake of her parents’ unhappy marriage, and therefore the sort of person her parents would approve of (wealthy and/or titled mostly, but anyone in her family’s social circles and training to be an heir without any real work ahead of them) is precisely what she’ll run from.

To the point she’ll automatically classify them as a platonic friend only. Sonia isn’t perfect, she’s got her own prejudices and biases, and assuming that a high society relationship and/or marriage will only result in failure is one of them. I’d love to see this subverted and blow up in her face one day, if just for the shock she has to go through when realizing she has feelings for someone she feels she should loathe.

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@rpmemes-galore​ said: “6. What are the three most important things in their life?”

“9. What is the most challenging thing they have ever done?”

“4. What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?“

“12. What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!“

“16. What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?“

(headcanon questions! get your headcanon questions! (open))

(very specific character building questions (open))

//thank you for sending these in!!! :D i hope you don’t mind me putting them all in one post--i don’t wanna flood your notifications haha :’> i’ll answer these each one at a time under the cut!

6. what are the three most important things in their life?

oh this is a good question!! the most important things to salvatore, for the most part, aren’t physical things. rather, they’re a little more abstract.

the most important thing to salvatore, above all else,  is his own freedom. after spending ten years having his freedom and personhood stripped from him, he wants nothing more than to hold strong to the freedom he’s been able to claw out for himself. salvatore isn’t exactly shy about killing if he has to, but he won’t hesitate to slaughter anyone who threatens to take his freedom away.

another thing that’s important to salvatore is his appearance. this does tie a bit into his need to have autonomy again, but salvatore wants to dress nice. he had no control over his appearance for years, and part of reclaiming his personhood includes reclaiming his ability to control how he dresses. salvatore likes to be well-groomed and put-together, and he cares a lot about maintaining his appearance in general.

aaaand another thing that i would say is important to salvatore is his revenge against those who destroyed him and imprisoned him for so many years. in the main timeline for this blog, salvatore is hunting down every person associated with or loyal to victor bonicelli, the man who turned him and imprisoned him for ten years. salvatore has never been a forgiving man even at the best of times, and he wants to make sure they feel even an OUNCE of the suffering they inflicted on him, especially victor. it’s pretty much the only thing motivating him anymore.

9. what is the most challenging thing they have ever done?

i think one of the most challenging things salvatore has ever done was break out of the prison he was placed in initially after he was turned into a vampire. his first prison was a warehouse built to contain his kind, with several other vampires already trapped there with him--there was silver in every window, nook, and cranny, with not even the tiniest crack. it was impossible for a vampire to break out of there.

so, salvatore decided he’d have to break in to escape.

i won’t go into all the details because it was a lengthy process, but salvatore spent years honing his limited mind control abilities until he could almost take complete control of a person, something he had no one to help him with or show him how to do. and then he used it to make a human crash a truck into the side of the warehouse. the human ultimately didn’t survive, but salvatore was able to slip out in the ensuing chaos. 

the other vampires trapped with him weren’t so lucky. salvatore ensured that they all died there.

4. what’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?

there are plenty of hobbies that salvatore used to have that he misses, many things he doesn’t let himself indulge in anymore. there are others, still, that he just can’t indulge in for one reason or another. one of those things, i think, is singing.

salvatore’s voice is raspy, breathy, and quiet, and it’s been that way since he was turned. it’s only gotten worse as a result of his years of imprisonment, from how he screamed himself ragged and hoarse in the early days. i don’t think he ever necessarily had a nice or particularly exceptional singing voice, but singing was something that used to bring him a lot of joy and comfort, and now he’s genuinely self conscious of how he sounds whenever he tries. so, he just doesn’t try anymore (at least, not where anyone can actually hear him.)

16. what kinds of arguments do they have with people in their head?

oh that’s an interesting question!! in general, salvatore is kind of a conflicted character in many ways, but i think the biggest thing he’d argue in his head about actually relates to his gender.

i haven’t made a post outlining all of my thoughts about this, but i do write salvatore as a trans man. that’s likely not the specific terminology he’d use, but that’s still the intent. and his transness is an intrinsic part of who he is and how he perceives himself.

before his vampirism, salvatore was more or less accepted by the people around him in the mob. not to say that the mob was particularly gung-ho on trans rights, but salvatore proved himself as a man to them and got the work done, so what was between his legs was rarely ever a concern. that doesn’t mean he never faced any difficulties relating to it, though--he had to constantly maintain a facade of being the most masculine macho man around to continue being accepted and prevent others from questioning him.

even after being turned into a vampire, salvatore still struggles deeply with this part of himself. while salvatore’s gender was one line victor never crossed, even while stripping salvatore pretty much entirely of his personhood, he still feels like he needs to fight to reclaim that part of himself.

okay this got a bit long asdfjk;l but point is. i think the kinds of arguments salvatore usually has in his head are mostly relating to that, arguing with himself about how others perceive him vs how he perceives himself. like, “you can’t do this, they’re not going to take you seriously as a man,” that sort of thing.

is this kind of a depressing answer? maybe!

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if requests are still open, i would love to ask for some jealous gotham villains headcanons :)) maybe gn!readers ex or cowoker they had tension with comes back looking for them. Would love to see my villains reactions lol 🥰tysm for reading!

I love the ideas so much! I focused on the villains meeting gender neutral reader’s ex. Your ex and you separated on pretty bad terms, I don’t dwelled on details but you could imagine they weren’t very nice with you or did bad things, you chose. The meeting would shake our dear villains cause they have to process what they are feeling deep inside and how much they care for the reader. It’s a bit dark, most of the time, with blood too, but it’s Gotham after all.

I hope you’ll like it! Enjoy! (Y/N is your name and Y/E/N is your ex name)

- Mini note just in case some people started to fuss about how writing about villains and non healthy relationship is bad and blah and blah and we-already-know-thank-you-very-much-have-a-wonderful-day : Of course all of this is purely fictional and having a twisted and dysfunctional relationship is not good. Find yourself a good, respectful, attentive and sane partner IRL. That’s important and you deserve the best for yourself. Take care dear. 

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GOTHAM Villains when they are jealous

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ED NYGMA / THE RIDDLER

Poor little cinnamon roll was the one who opened your door when your ex decided to show at your flat. 

“Excuse me, does Y/N still lives here?” The person would ask Nygma who would frown a bit and ask coldly “Who are you?” “I’m Y/E/N, Y/N’s ex...partner... I’m back in town and wanted to... look, it’s a bit personal, are they here? It’s important dude.” 

Oh dear, Ed would freeze on the spot and his genius brain would go wild. Your ex? Of course you had a life before him but... why didn’t you tell him about that person... And why are they here in front of him today?

You’re his aren’t you? You told him that you love him, so no logical reason to panic isn’t it? So WHY is he panicking and shaking from rage?!

“Y/N doesn’t want to see you ever again. Leave and never show your face here ever again”, He would say, then slam the door at their face. 

When alone he would be shaking in absolute rage, against your ex, you, and him. 

Well it’s Riddler who is boiling and insulting his self and Ed for trusting you. Of course you’d dump Ed and him for some plain and boring simpleton, like Kristine did, like Lee did... He should have known. He’s an idiot. 

Super cold with you when you came back and talk to him about your day. He would be mumbling and rambling, making cynical remarks. “You love me uh? Well not that much since you never told me about that Y/E/N” 

Would be on his side of the bed, showing you his back. 

“What is it Ed?” “Oh you don’t know? See it as a riddle then, Y/N, try to solve it on your own and prove me that you’re not THAT dumb”. Ouch don’t lose patience or you might risk a good old stabbing or a chocking. 

What have you done today? Try to remember until “ding ding ding” bingo, you remembered the footsteps in front of the door, not Ed’s or yours you were certain. Someone came and was responsible of his foul mood.  

“Ed?.” Persevere cause he’ll not even try to be an adult, you’ll have to do the entire job. “My love?” Ok maybe a little tilt of his head in your direction, you’re getting somewhere. 

“I saw the footsteps, who came here?” you asked. “...Your ex, wanted to talk to you”, he grumbled. 

When you tensed he immediately turns and look at you warily. “Y/N?” “Tell me you didn’t let them in, please tell me you told them to leave!” Your distress managed to calm his anxiety but a new one was now bubbling in his stomach. “Of course I did. Why? Why are you so tensed Y/N?”. You would tell him, completely or not is up to you, but he would get the main information: that person was persona non grata in your life now. 

He feels relived to hear that, sorry for you and also incredibly mad at your ex.

After that he would want to know about all your exes, in order to protect you in case one decided to pop in front of your door again. (And also because he wants you to reaffirm your absolute love for him, flatter his ego he needs it badly now). 

Don’t be too surprised when the person literally evaporated. Don’t try to ask, you don’t wanna know, or maybe just that human body can endure a 50kg pressure before its ribs start to crack, when put under a hydraulic press. 

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Oswald Cobblepot

Oh boy, bring Oxford Dictionary and replace tantrum’s definition by Oswald Cobblepot. 

You were in Oswald’s house during one of his parties when your ex came, started to threaten you and demanded you follow him outside.  

As soon as Penguin saw your arm being gripped by a stranger, he would feel his blood starting to boil in his veins. 

Would approach the two of you with a crisped smile and politely introduce himself, his boyfriend status, and DEMAND the person to let you go THIS INSTANT. 

“You’re into cripples now Y/N?! Look at that face and nose, what are you man? A bird?” Uh-oh.

 Oswald would grab the first bottle he sees / crystal glass, break it and jump on your ex, shoving the broken glass on the side of their neck and finished them with an umbrella down their throat. 

If Oswald managed to keep his calm and only dreamed about the scene before because he has an audience, just a glance at his face would tell you everything you need to know, from his tight lips, gritting teeth, to his shaking hands. You’re in trouble, and your ex would never see the sun again. 

Would 100% pull you behind him in an empty room to yell at you so much you would wish being deaf. If you are, you would see him sign so quickly and sloppily from rage you might have to ask him to repeat. Or don’t, you understood the main problem anyways. 

Would 100% accuse you to plot against him, will hurt you by questioning  your feelings, were even genuine? And probably would accuse you to work with Ed all this time to make him suffer. (Don’t ask what Ed has to do with all of this, Oswald isn’t rational right now, his paranoia drives him).

Let him vent, don’t even try to interrupt him, the key with Oswald is to stay calm. Always. 

Seeing you so peaceful but with a sad glint in your eyes will convinced him to hush and finally let a room for you to explain. 

“Oswald, remember when I told you about that ex I never wanted to see again because of what he did to me? Well it was him. And I didn’t want to go with him, you interrupted us just in time...” Oh. Crud. Well... Uh... Ok give him a sec to collect his self. 

Would feel totally awful after that, but also a selfish relief. God he was so scared, he loves you so much you know. So he did the right thing slaughtering that fool (NO! Call the police or punch him hard in the face/nuts but no kill Oswald!) 

If he already killed your ex : “I-...I swear the floor will be spotless tomorrow my sweet Y/N, let’s call Olga and move in another room. Would you like some tea to ease your nerves? Mother had a secret recipe with honey and a bit of milk, would you like to try?” 

Super polite and well behaved with you after that, will buy you flowers and jewels to try to make amend for all the atrocious things he told you. 

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Victor Zsasz 

Victor is a simple man. Another person is threatening your conjugal bliss? They’re dead and without a warning. 

Joke aside, Victor was just passing by (aka having fun breaking in your flat AGAIN, not like you cared anymore at this point)... when he heard someone knocking at your door. 

“Hum... Sorry... Did Y/N changed their address?” Would ask your very pale ex seeing the intimidating hitman who just opened the door.

Zsasz wouldn’t even have to ask who, he already know about ALL your exes, names addresses, why you broke... So he would stay here, silent, deadly silent, and watch the person sweating bullets in front of him. 

“Hum... Look, I used to date Y/N and I wanted to tal-...!” “Out.” Would cut Victor then slam the door so hard the doorframe would be shaking. 

 Now alone, he would clench and unclench is jaw and fist so hard they might break.

Why is he so angry? Yes he’s 99,9% sure you love him, after all he’s a master at spotting liars, but the 0,01% still bothers him greatly. You didn’t contact your ex, he was 99,9% sure of that too...stupid 0,01%!

You would find him in on your armchair in the dark, in an imitation of the Thinker. “Vic?” 

He cares for you and what happened today enraged him beyond measure. Feelings were dangerous, but he wouldn’t kill you though, he was debating about trapping you forever in his basement or let you be. 

“Hi sweetness, you missed your ex earlier.” Ok time to be a master monk poker player. DON’T PANIC, take a seat, a deep breath and start a civil chat with your best blank face. 

“Oh. Good news then, I didn’t want to see them. Want a Pepperoni?” Sounds stupid uh? Well not that much since you show him it doesn’t phase you and you want to do domestic things WITH HIM instead. You’re doing good, he relaxed a bit. 

“Sure ask for a milkshake too. Care if I play with them a bit before killing them Y/N?” He would try again, just to be sure you really don’t care about your ex anymore (100% yandere material here). “Have fun Victor.” <- Magic formula here, he would grin like an idiot. You saved your ass, congrats... for now. (Being in a twisted relationship with this fellow is literally living on a knife-edge...)

 Would accompany you everywhere when he can after that, sticking to you like glue, instead of stalking from afar... May also strongly suggest carving a ‘VZ’ somewhere visible, “just to be clear” with everyone you know or used to. Hum... good luck with that one... (Ask for his hand, maybe changing your last name for Zsasz would be clearer, even outside the city or in another country where he’s not already famous?)

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Jonathan Crane

Jonathan saw your ex run to you and start arguing.

What where you doing outside for starters?!

Groceries, sounds fair...ok... He stalked you just to be sure you wouldn’t be abducted by some lunatics, Gotham is a dangerous place you know Y/N (tell us about it dude!)

He did well seeing that one gradually starting to yell about how you were an awful partner all this time and blah and blah and blah. 

Oh god, so you already have some romantic experience before meeting him... you were his first everything, love, friend, confident... but he was not yours. He would feel pretty insecure suddenly and angry and utterly terrified. 

Since he was so weird, maybe you would prefer toss him to the side and go back to a normal life with normal people like this person who was now gripping your arms. WHAT? BACK OFF NOW. 

A blur, that’s all you would see before hearing your ex yelling in absolute terror on the floor and seeing Jonathan standing next to you and looking at you warily. “You never told me about this person, Y/N”, his voice was a shaking a bit but cold. “Are you going to leave me? To abandon me?” 

Now there is an edge in it and all his body was shaking. He didn’t know what to do : let you go if you wish to? Gas you to make you lose your mind as a punishment, since you kept your precedent love life secret? Abducting you and hiding you in his basement? Cry at your feet and beg you to love him as much as he loves you?... He was lost. 

He didn’t anticipated you would throw yourself at him in his costume and cry while muttering “Oh god thank you, you free me from that creep!” Uh? Explain him why you didn’t want to talk about your ex, he would understand, he knows one thing or two about being abused you know?

Talk to him and make him talk to you about his insecurities (knowing them may save your life one day you know), tell the cinnamon roll you love him and isn’t about to toss him aside he’s too precious. 

Would be super clingy (more than usual I mean since he’s the clingiest villain here), never let you live the house without him heavily armed with his toxin. 

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Jervis Tetch

Oh boy no.2. Jervis would lose it here.

When your ex had the good (no) idea to show their face in front of your door, Tetch was the one greeting them. 

Like Victor, he already knows about all your exes and the life you had before starting a romantic relationship with him. So right now he’s internally fuming. What was this scum doing here? 

One of the rare times he doesn’t have is psycho smile, he’s awfully neutral right now and super dangerous. “Why hello here my dear, what can I do for you on this beautiful day?” Gentleman killer, always polite remember? 

You ex would be a bit taken aback, “Uh... Who are you dude? I came to see Y/N, where are they?” Terrible manners, Jervis lips would be tightening in a thin line, also indicating your ex they were on thin ice. 

“I, my friend, am their actual boyfriend. Y/N and I were having a nice afternoon tea when you decided to ruin our intimacy with your unannounced and unwanted visit.” Ouch he was harsh. 

Doesn’t care that much though, he would be a bit lost in his thoughts. The person in front of him was is total opposite, they look like rude and he jolted a bit when they yelled your name and tried to force their way inside. 

Immediately draws his pocket watch and hypnotized them. “Look at me in the eyes my dear, can you hear the tick-tock? Good.” 

“Y/N my love, we have an uninvited guest today!” Oh no. “Would you please be a dear and serve them a cup of tea, honey?” Double oh no. 

Your very hypnotized ex was now sit between Tetch and you, siping absentmindedly at their tea. 

“Well? Do you know what they are doing here my sweet?” Would ask Jervis with an edge in his tone. “Of course not! And trust me please I didn’t want to see their face ever again.” “Hm... Well I’m no red queen, but for you my Alice, I can do something to grant your wish” But first explain him how someone as amazing as you could have been in a relationship with this hideous frog? 

More important, if you fell once for this stupid kind of person, how can he be so sure you wouldn’t abandon him one day for another one? “I would never give you to one of those worms my lovely Alice. You know I would turn Wonderland upside down for you, don’t you? You wouldn’t dare to run like a panicked cute white rabbit far away from me?” 

Would 100% consider hypnotizing you. You’ll have to convince him to not do so. 

If you managed to, congrats, you can now enjoy your tea and the vision of your ex opening his veins and his blood being put in jam pots by your actual lover. 

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Jerome Valeska

Well crap. For your ex I mean. And probably for your stomach too, put that sandwich down you’ll be glad you did. 

Jerome absolutely wanted you to accompany him to wreak havoc at Gotham fairground. “Oh come on Y/N, it’ll be FUN!” 

It was, until you heard one of Jerome hostages call your name and push people aside to come just in front of you. “Do you know how long I was looking for you?! You stupid-bloody-little...-” “My, my, my who’s that Y/N?!” Jerome voice resonated next to you, interrupting your ex. “Who am I? I was Y/N’s partner! Who ARE YOU fucking clown?! Can’t you see we are talking here, go away!” Yelled your ex before grabbing your arm. 

Jerome smile would froze and his eyes opened slightly but just enough to be terrifying. What does the person next to you was doing? How dare them touch you and IN FRONT of him at that. Why where you looking so distressed even when you knew you where perfectly capable of killing that scum? Or if not, HE was totally able to. 

Seeing another person having this much power on you made his blood boil. God he wasn’t that angry for a long time : since he savagely killed his mother in fact. Do something or he’s going to rip your ex arm off you. Or don’t, even better. Just sit and watch what happens when you dare being the one having the upper hand on his feelings. 

100% would grab a saber somewhere and cut said arm clean. “Ah... that’s better. Look, you’re spoiling the fun here and Y/N isn’t smiling anymore, I cannot have that when I promised they would have the time of their life, uh? You’ll help me fix that” and he would grab them by the collar.

First stop, roller coaster, would tie your ex in front of the train and sit next to you in a wagon. “Never knew you had so plain and boring tastes, Y/N. Fortunately I came here and save you from a dull life.” Let the narcissist rants about how he was your saviour, deep down he also try to ease the little insecurity which popped up in his stomach. You were too fun to leave him, too devoted too, too in love with him. 

“Say you love me, Y/N, say it loud and clear for all people to hear above that dull person’s screams”. 

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Jeremiah Valeska 

Frankly, he was expecting many things when he looked at his security system but absolutely not to see a perfect stranger standing in front of his bunker? Did they came here to volunteer? (get out Victor)

“Hum... Excuse me? Is that Y/N new address?” Asked the voice into the microphone. Y/N? Why would you give this address? Only GCPD knew about it, he was certain. Did you met that person and let this piece of information escaped involuntarily? You weren’t that stupid. 

So it was intentional? Why? When? “Hello? Y/N! I really need to talk to you, you have to listen! The discussion isn’t finished because you decided to!” Said the person losing its patience.

Oh? “Good morning there, security, could you please give us your name, and tell us how you knew about this place?” Yeah Jeremiah has to understand what the hell was happening, even if it means playing security guard. 

“Hum, I’m Y/E/N, I’m a good friend of Y/N and have to talk to her, it’s really important dude, can you open, she knows me don’t worry.” 

Jeremiah was ready to talk again but heard a huge shocked gasp behind him and turned to look at you, well more the absolute terror on you face. “What are they doing here”, he heard you muttered. 

“Why are they here, YN? Did you told them?” Demanded Jeremiah in the coldest tone you ever heard him use. He was fuming, you betrayed him by giving a stranger his address. “Are you cheating on me, YN?” He would ask again in his lowest tone and feeling his stomach twists in rage and betrayal.

“Wha-No! I don’t know how he found me here, he’s my ex! Don’t let them in please, make them go away!” Your frightened voice, and non verbal made him relax a bit. “Oh. Sit, Y/N.” He demanded while patting the seat next to him. 

“Excuse me, but my employer said they didn’t want to talk. Also told they never gave you their address”, he would press a button and dozen of gun would surrounded your ex. “How did you know?” 

Poor ex would sweat bullets, “I-...I went to the GCPD, saw a file with Y/N name and this address, don’t shot!”

Oh he wouldn’t. He would abduct them though, put them in a torture room and demand you to torture them to death to prove him your ABSOLUTE devotion and love. Good luck dear.