#I think that'd be hilarious

[nonuggetshere]

I think characters saying "Jesus Christ" in the most deadpan yet most sincerely done/disbelieving way is the funniest shit ever and I am so sad I can't use it with HK characters lest I imply Bug Christianity and Bug Jesus dying for our bug sins

[tuiyla]

It’s too bad Ella is busy we need some Jackie scenes!

I knoooow I need Jackie best girl dead girl haunting girl Taylor back in my life. I have to say, I've sort of accepted that the last ep was better without her actually making an appearance. But I still want her to haunt Shauna some more.

Imagine if she started haunting Melanie Lynskey again and adult Shauna fessed up to the others about still seeing Jackie. And then Lottie, LOTTIE would just go "and is Jackie in the room with us now?"

[isekyaaa]

Pls one of those royalty isekai manhwa where the ML is the king/emperor and he has a "loyal" sly looking vassal that the ML clearly distrusts and suspiciously sarcastic with, but it turns out that the vassal is actually genuinely loyal, it's just that the ML really doesn't like him.

[optimusxmello]

Hot dick Larry

[im-tempted]

What if I only sent mail to sand using ptsd awareness stamps

[bacchuschucklefuck]

space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

[therubyjailcell]

mobei "hang out with me and i'll keep you alive" jun, using the now mandatory hanging out time to figure out how humans work, except shang qinghua is like, the worst human to observe bc he's not like the rest of the characters since he quite literally made the world, and so sometimes, he says things that either aren't from that world OR lets it slip that he knows things he shouldn't

so now mobei jun uses earth slangs and also assumes humans just know a lot of stuffs they shouldn't

(this is made worse by shen qingqiu who is The Same(tm) bc he was such a hardcore fan hater that he knew the entire fucking thing by heart)

mobei jun using "wtf" once and shen qingqiu just pauses and looks at him like he just saw a ghost and screams "you too?!?!", which just confuses the hell out of mobei jun - shang qinghua has to do damage control after that. mobei jun assuming every humans know something bc shang qinghua (and shen qingqiu even maybe) knows it, and every other human discovering hidden secrets.

[salswisteria]

It's really cool that Dear was nicknamed Dear like we had all wished, but it would've been really really funny if Erik just went "🖕" and chose a different name instead.

[wetcatsys]

Silly little idea: how would your headmates/alters/whatever sleep if they had their own bodies?

[all-lars-bars]

Ya know, if Wilford shows up in Iron Lung, I don't want him to have any dialogue. I don't even want him to be in the foreground or anything

Instead, I want him to be doing some weird nonsense in the background, like his usual defying logic or just fucking around with the scenery

[thesarcasticism]

just learned about sonic dating princess sally and them having kids in the archie comics when they were both like, in their forties. absolutely devastated by this information.

like i do imagine many of the sonic characters to be in their twenties because i want 2 relate 2 them, but on god, forties? do they have low back pain now? does sonic have knee pain, from all the running? does tails own a house now? does he have mortgage payments? what kinds of taxes does everyone have to file? have the chaotix been arrested for tax evasion or have they managed to avoid law enforcement thus far? do they even have income tax in mobius?

is eggman dead?

so many questions

[kiribread]

y'all leave him alone he's just a lil guy 😭💀

[danmeichael]

Wei Wuxian wants to be a milf (rip it'll never happen) but he's just a wine aunt, and Xie Lian is either the stepdad who tries too hard or doesn't try hard enough.

i agree that wei wuxian is a wine aunt as stated in my milf post but, with respect to your interpretation bc it works well, to me xie lian is a camp counselor and not a step dad. he sincerely cares about those children but they are not his problem in 3-8 weeks and will never cross his mind after that.

[hamartia-grander]

This shit but Gavin gets it for Hank

[todayisafridaynight]

thinking of the very likely possibility there are true crime channels in the rgg universe and one (1) person has probably looked into masato's ''''''death'''''. for shits and giggles of course.

[omni-scient-pan-da]

Are you a fictional character? Because you're living in my brain rent free (hyperfixation rizz)