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#I walked into that one
Some old cis-het white guy complaining at the checkout: the price of living has gotten out of control
Me: so true, feels like something's gotta give, eh?
Him [paraphrased]: we need to install a fascist regime
Me:
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bonefall · 1 year
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Bro... thistleclaw weed man?????
NIGHTMARE blunt rotation. Tigerstar takes it and 4 minutes later is going off about how there is no society only families and that's why children shouldn't have milk. Thistleclaw agrees by listing all the Clanmew slurs he knows.
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spectra-bear · 1 year
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me
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Well
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todderwodders · 10 months
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I resent this site so much for the single ruinous betrayal that is discouraging us posting gortash hog
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lordkairos3626 · 11 months
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I swear if I become known as the “Lloyd Jar Post Person…”
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missellaneousworks · 1 year
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Is mayonnaise an instrument ??? :O
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No, Pooki, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
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xxdeadkittenxx · 8 days
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Me, queer: Woah, a double rainbow. I wonder if it means anything.
My mom: Yeah, it means you’re really gay.
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batcavescolony · 3 months
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*Talia visiting Damian*
Talia: Damian, how are you? *glares at Dick*
Damian: I am doing well mother
Dick: *from behind him* *mouthing: why the fuck are you here?*
Talia: oh that's great! I see you have a new pet? *Mouthing back: to see MY son*
Damian: this is Haley, Grayson's dog, she's staying with me while he goes on a mission.
Dick: *flipping Talia off where Damian can't see* yep, he's so good with animals
Talia: I'm aware *throws a knife at him*
Dick: *throws it back*
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ionomycin · 8 months
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Maiden of Light
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happyheidi · 1 month
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𝖠𝗇 𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗍𝗎 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗈𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖻𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝖺𝗍
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bacchuschucklefuck · 28 days
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typical tavern scene
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weaver-z · 1 year
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I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?
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themoonbunni · 9 months
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WHY AM I NOT FUCKING SURPRISED-
@lottafandoms THE POINT IS TO BE ANONYMOUS YOU MOLDY CASHEW
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holographings · 3 months
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my troubled perfect princess who deserves 400 years in jail <3
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hornyverymuch · 4 months
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happy pride to these two for saying the gayest shit almost 60 years ago on television and singlehandedly inventing slash fiction
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chiropteracupola · 3 months
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a little victorian boy and his elderly maiden aunts
[i love @pangur-and-grim's weird cats and wanted to draw them beatrix potter style]
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