#I’M OLD

[chrissy-kaos]

It’s my birthday and this girl decided to take me out to dinner! 🥰 now off to the bar to get shit faced!

[calmbigdipper]

All fixed!

[daniellesdarrieux]

Maybe it’s because I’m old but my favorite little moment is Jenny telling the kids “this isn’t the peach pit” and crystal replying “what’s the peach pit”. It kills me every time

[daedra-altcunningham]

me, a 90 year old veteran of the internet:

wow i love the fic author orphan_account, they’ve written all my favorite fics! it’s so coincidental they like all the same fandoms as me :)

[kimberly-spirits13]

The fact that I started this account when I was like 14 and now I’m 18 announcing my college acceptance is so strange to me

[melancholydoll]

This was me on my 38th bday. This past February.

[maidstew]

WHAT do u people mean u were 12 when u first read tbosas. do you WANT to see me in a grave.

[chlobliviate]

Wolfstar Microfics - Teenagers

Words: 917

@wolfstarmicrofic

TW - alcohol?

Based on a true story from when I was 17, a long time ago.

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Sirius had never been more grateful for his brother being a massive nerd—a theatre nerd to be precise. Because if Regulus hadn’t signed up for drama classes, he never would have met Remus, (tall, mysterious, Scottish Remus) and reluctantly introduced him to Sirius, who enthusiastically introduced him to all of their friends. Now Remus came to parties and gave him a shy wave when he saw him in the corridor at school. It was endearing, to say the least.

He wasn’t sure how or why or even when they had exchanged numbers, but they spent most evenings texting about everything and nothing and all that was in between. Sirius had felt like something was bubbling there, but maybe that was wishful thinking. When Sirius started seeing Gilderoy, who was considerably older than all of them, there was something about the way Remus’ tone changed that broke him a little bit

The week he broke up with Gilderoy, ironically for being incredibly immature for someone in their mid-twenties, James decided they’d throw a celebratory party because his parents were going away for the weekend.

***

Sirius went looking for some more coke for his rum and ended up in the garage. He opened the fridge door and found a bottle, to which he added rum and took a long drink. He jumped as the garage door clicked shut and spun around to find Remus staring at him.

“Hi,” Sirius said softly.

Remus didn’t say anything as he crossed to where Sirius stood, took the bottle from his hand, and set it on top of the fridge. Sirius’ eyes followed the stretch of Remus’ arms greedily, but then Remus held Sirius’ jaw gently but firmly and tilted it to look at him. He nodded and raised an eyebrow, a question. Sirius nodded quickly and before he could process what was happening, Remus’ mouth was on his and he couldn’t think of anything but Remus. When Remus’ hand grasped a fistful of his hair and pulled gently, Sirius let out a noise that he didn’t know he was capable of making and pulled Remus even closer.

The sound of someone laughing as they approached the garage door made them jump apart, wide-eyed and breathing heavily. Oh. Remus grabbed Sirius’ drink and handed it to him before turning towards the door. When it opened, Lily and Regulus looked at them suspiciously.

“Alright, lads?” Lily asked, sounding just like James.

“Peachy, darling. And you?” Sirius strolled past Remus, towards the door.

“Remus?”

“Am grand thanks, Lils.” He leant against the closed fridge. “Just looking for some coke.”

In his Glaswegian accent, to their ears, it did not sound like he said coke. Lily spluttered and followed Sirius, leaving Regulus frowning as he studied Remus.

“So, my brother?”

“What about him?” His smirk irked Regulus immensely.

“I have eyes. Do you think I didn't the way you perked up once you heard he’d sacked Gilderoy off, or how he looks at you when we let them sneak in to watch us rehearse? I’m not saying it’s a bad idea, but… just think it through.” Regulus sighed. “But you could both do a lot worse than each other so, whatever, I guess.”

“Awwww, is this you giving me your blessing?” Remus walked towards him and patted him on the arm, “I’ll be sure to preserve his innocence, don’t you worry.”

“You shouldn’t be allowed to drink. Some people need inhibitions, Remus.” Regulus said, to an empty room.

Regulus made his way outside to sit with Benjy, Marlene, and Lily while they smoked. Lily burst into giggles as soon as she saw him.

“You look scandalised, Reg.” She patted the garden wall next to her, so he sat down. “Did you tell Remus you’ve got a shotgun and a shovel and no one would miss him?”

“I didn’t, because I almost feel like it’s Sirius that needs that talk.” Regulus rubbed his eyes. “I can’t believe I didn’t see this coming.”

Slowly, more and more people filed outside to smoke or get some air. Dorcas perched herself on Marlene’s lap, and James tried to perch on Lily but swiftly ended up on the floor. Through the huge kitchen window, illuminated against the night outside, Dorcas spotted Remus filling up the kettle.

“He’s making tea isn’t he?” She laughed, “Oh bless him.”

Before anyone could say anything else, Sirius appeared behind him and spun him around, wrapping his arms around Remus’ neck as Remus lifted him to sit on the kitchen counter. Their lips met hungrily and as Remus started kissing his way down Sirius’ neck, James started applauding and catcalling, which everyone soon joined in on. Remus buried his pink face in the crook of Sirius’ neck.

“If we don’t acknowledge them, they’ll go away, right?”

“Oh no, the opposite I’d say. You’d be better off taking a bow.”

“Why only me?”

“You’re the actor. You’re well practiced.” Sirius shrugged as Remus pulled away slightly to look at him.

Remus blinked at him, “If I take a bow, you’re taking one with me.”

Without waiting for an answer, Remus lifted Sirius off the counter, grabbed his hand, and bowed dramatically at the window, Sirius following suit a second later. Cheers erupted from the garden, Sirius wouldn’t be surprised if the neighbours called in a noise complaint, but he couldn’t bring himself to care.

He tugged Remus’ hand. “Come on, my room has curtains and a lock that mostly works.”

Remus did not need telling twice.

[drizzledrawings]

which of ur ocs would be a victim of the cartdemic and who would be a bud purist?

I’m so out of touch that I had to look up what this means

But my oc Alex is def a victim of the cartdemic

This is them

As for bud purist (which I don’t REALLY know what it means) it would probably be matthew;

[awesomefringey]

No but she’s right! (x com/coacoaclover_/status/1705882885272588564?s=46&t=FOz_MGX-u21IDTPZhgsQFg

Ok, who needed to google “rizz” first too!? 🥲

PS: an ability to charm and woo a person

[cocatgaming12]

About to make all y’all AJR fans feel old. Neotheater will be 5 years old this upcoming April.

[pinksl0th]

“Are you okay”

Yeah, I’m just in my thirties and I sat on the floor and now I have to stand up so I’m experiencing the five stages of grief.

[napoleondidthat]

I gotta admit this dude bugs the shit outta me. I am not sure why he even wants to have a Napoleon channel since he seems to hate him so much.

When someone dared to challenge him he came back at him that he was a historian of 15 years and he knew more and better than an amateur. Arrogance, much?

I’ve studied Napoleon for…33 years (yikes!!) and I don’t know everything. But my 33 years trumps his 15 enough to tell him he is wrong on a lot and has a huge British bias that he doesn’t check at the door.

[j1g-s4w]

It was my birthday over the weekend and now I am old (20 😰) BUT,, I got lots of cool stuff! I also drew some silly little doodles of Billy for my party

[sprinkles62]

In case people haven’t noticed-

Yeah- God-

…

IM OLDdDdDdDdDdDddddddd!

[miniapplejack]

My family knows me well.