#I’m not learning to animate for a shitpost so this will have to do

[aliensfuckmeup]

DO YOU SEE IT? do you see my vision??

[quirekey]

[ by @oldeubagel ]

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Heyy! Welcome to my page :D

Name’s Quire/Anxa/Key, anything works.

Any pronouns, ENFP 9w8

I am a Transformers beginner writer and artist, nothing that involves anything… weird. I just post stuff I’m passionate about! I make short and sweet writing posts and goofy shitpost arts!

ETSY: lallalaala

18+ ACC: @quir3key

Masterlist of HEADCANONS, MATCHUPS, LOVE LETTERS and FANFICS

ART Commissions sheet [ updated ]

WRITING Commissions sheet

STRAW-PAGE ask me anything

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I do a various amount of things that ALL involve Transformers content:

Fanfics: OPEN

Headcanons: OPEN

Matchups: CLOSED

Love letters: CLOSED

Art Commissions: OPEN

Writing Commissions: OPEN

General Asks: OPEN

Art Asks: CLOSED

Status:

[ back on the run!! ]

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CHARACTERS:

🥀 - I can barely write them :(

🍁- Haven’t studied too much!

🍀- I know them pretty well!

🌸 - Learning them right now!

🍥 - I enjoy writing them! (Basically ones I recommend)

( You can request characters that I don’t know how to write, they just won’t be as well-written as the others I know. )

TRANSFORMERS ONE:

- Optimus Prime / Orion Pax 🌸 🍥

- Megatron / D-16 🌸 🍥

- Bumblebee / B-127 🍀 🍥

- Elita-one 🍀 🍥

- Sentinel Prime 🍀 🍥

- Airachnid 🌸 🍥

[ I love writing them all >:]

TRANSFORMERS: PRIME:

- Optimus Prime 🍁 🥀

- Bumblebee 🍀 🍥

- Arcee 🌸

- Bulkhead 🍀 🥀

- Wheeljack 🌸 🍥

- Ratchet 🌸

- Smokescreen 🌸 🍥

TRANSFORMER PRIME - DECEPTICONS

- Megatron 🍁 🥀

- Starscream 🌸

- Soundwave 🌸

- Shockwave 🌸 🥀

- Knockout 🍀

- Breakdown 🍁 🥀

TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED:

- Bumblebee 🍀 🍥

- Bulkhead 🍀

- Ratchet 🌸

- Prowl 🌸 🥀

- Optimus Prime 🌸 🥀

- Wreckgar 🍀 🍥 [ personal favourite! ]

- Ultra Magnus 🍁

- Sentinel Prime 🍀 🍥

- Jazz 🍁 🥀

- Omega 🌸 🥀

- Jetfire 🌸 🥀

- Jetstorm 🌸 🥀

TRANSFORMERS: ANIMATED - DECEPTICONS:

- Megatron 🌸 🥀

- Lugnut 🍁 🥀

- Blitzwing 🌸 🍥

- Swindle 🌸 🥀

- Starscream 🌸 🍥

- Soundwave 🍁 🥀

- Shockwave / Longarm 🍁 🍥

- Black Airachnid 🌸 🍥

ROBOTS IN DISGUISE: 2015:

- Bumblebee 🌸 🥀

- Strongarm 🍀 🍥

- Sideswipe 🍀 🍥

- Grimlock 🍀

- Jetstorm - only platonic!! 🌸

- Slipstream - only platonic!! 🌸

- Drift 🍀 🍥

- Fixit 🍀 🍥

RESCUE BOTS

- Heatwave 🌸 🍥

- Chase 🌸 🍥

- Boulder 🌸 🍥

- Blades 🌸 🍥

- Quickshadow 🌸 🍥

- Hightide 🌸🍥

[ I love writing them all too! ]

RESCUE BOT SHIPS

( I’ll only do these canon ships from Rescue bots )

- Graham x Boulder 🌸

- Kade x Heatwave 🍀

- Dani x Blades 🍁

- Charlie x Chase 🌸

RESCUE BOTS ACADEMY

[ all of them HAVE to be platonic, considering they are 15-17 in human years!! ]

- Hoist 🌸 🍥

- Whirl 🍀 🍥

- Hot Shot 🍀 🍥

- Wedge 🌸 🍥

- Medix 🍀 🍥

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HEADCANONS / FANFICS:

I’ll do headcanons and fanfics about many things! Yandere, Relationships, friendships and more! I allow many things but know I still have boundaries. I am allowed to turn the request down if I’m uncomfortable.

ALLOWED:

- Transformers x Reader

- Fluff

- Slight angst

- Platonic

- Obsessive or Yandere

- Multiple transformers x reader

- Human x Transformer

- Starlita is the only canon x canon I’ll do (its a comfort)

NOT ALLOWED:

- MASSIVE gore

- Literally anything that makes us uncomfortable

- I will not be doing Canon x Canon, just incase if I misinterpret it

- Fighting…. I can’t write physical fights

- Smut and Suggestive stuff are at my other acc!!

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MATCHUPS:

A matchup is basically where I match you with a character either platonically or romantically with any show of your choice! If you want more variety then just go for anyone.

Yandere/obsessive is allowed too!

Information I’ll need:

- Basic info:

Name, Pronouns, Gender, Etc!

- Simple info:

Hobbies, interests and hates!

- Descriptive info:

Personality, be as descriptive as you want!

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LOVE LETTERS:

Love letters is a pretty new concept to me so point it out if I do it wrong lolol!!

These love letters can be from a certain transformer character that was listed beforehand, basically them confessing their love for you. This will involve just made up scenarios with the both of you and what made them like you so much.

If you wanted a yander/obsessive love letter, it would definitely be more angsty and uncomfortable for certain readers so if you wish then request this and beware!

If you do not specify any gender or species, I will immediately make you a Cybertronian/Transformer + GN reader!

PLATONIC, YANDERE, ROMANTIC are allowed!!

INFO I NEED:

- Basic info:

Name, Pronouns, Gender, Etc!

- Simple info:

Hobbies, interests and hates!

- Descriptive info:

Personality, be as descriptive as you want!

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[spiritshaydra]

So I’ve been sucked back into Pokémon hell again and so unfortunately all of my recent art as of late is just,,,

Stuff for the Post apocalyptic PMD AU (if you know you know 😘), shitty gijinka concepts, and like,, god knows what else

I also have been playing the mobile PTCG game and have made nearly fifty people ragequit because of how DISGUSTING my deck is 💀

ANYWAYS here’s an assortment of garbage

We got:

Pokémon wielder Voyna who kinda just shows up to ancient sites, instigates some chaos, before vaulting off a cliff into the darkness because ????

Totally normal human nothing to see here

AND THEN WE GOT THE AU JUNK ‼️‼️‼️

Here’s a (smug) character icon, a shitpost, and a Shaymin doodle I love because of how she’s just >:3

And ANIMATED SPRITE STUFF because I’m crazy

(Put below cut)

I also have WAY more stuff related to this post apocalyptic PMD thing

Like WAAAAAAAY more

If anyone’s interested in learning more about it, I do have some (unfinished) information up on my Toyhouse :,D

[g-n-c-quoi]

entirely expected and somehow also wildly alarming jump in followers so here’s a little intro post + some housekeeping because i’ve made some very cool mutuals lately and really don’t wanna have to break them

name: lavera

age: 19

pronouns: he/him and zie/hir

carrd: https://gnc-quoi.carrd.co (but most of the info is in this post)

i’m an artist and novice animator. my commissions are, as a rule, always open unless i explicitly state otherwise. my portfolio can be found here.

i intentionally do not have a dni as i believe that they are unenforceable at best. if i disagree with you, i scroll past. if you are actively dangerous, i block you.

this is not a discourse blog, however, i will occasionally participate in discourse conversations at my own discretion, depending on their relevance to me as a person.

i am a lesboy/ftm lesbian, among multiple other psuedo-controversial labels i use to describe myself. i am happy to elaborate on these if requested respectfully, but if you’re just looking to antagonize me, you will not receive a reply.

this is, at least sometimes, somewhat of an art blog, and some of my art is likely to contain themes that will involve gore and/or artistic depictions of sensuality and sexuality, and i will tag the applicable pieces as such. i cannot realistically prevent anyone from interacting with this content, but i would prefer most of the engagement on it to be the adult audiences it is intended for, if possible. generally speaking, though, just… be a normal person about it, please.

my janky little tagging system:

#addict of the gallery - art posts. there aren't many at this point in time but i intend for there to be more

#tasty media consumption om nom nom - any fandom related or otherwise about non-original media content

#god fuck it's sad again - vent posts, read only if you're interested in learning way too much about me than ever needed to be disclosed on the internet

#pandora's soapbox - rambles in which i started talking and then just didn't stop for several paragraphs. this does not include artists' statements those are strictly attached to art posts

#friendposting and #wifeposting - exactly what they say on the tin, reblogs and posts about friends and mutuals. there is exactly one person with an individual tag specifically for them and they will know who they are, so i will not specify here

#stuff and nonsense - various odds and ends that don't have a defined category, usually just shitposts tbh

#wow bodies suck - appended to every disability related post

if reblogging my art i would encourage tagging it #gncquoi or #gncquoi art but i won't make a fuss of it, just nice to have it all in one place

[hizznbyte]

Updated my pinned again for the millionth time sorry

🎖️ “We will get there when we get there, okay? We just haven’t gotten there yet so DON’T GO THERE.”

What’s up losers! Welcome to my enclosure, feel free to wave and toss me some snacks but don’t stick your fingers through the bars. I’ll bite.

I have a very fragmented sense of identity so feel free to call me whatever you want, I don’t care. I go by a few hundred names, including but not limited to: Nerium/Neri, Oleander, Osman, Atticus, Terry, Type, Captain, F… etcetera…

I’m a neurodivergent [autistic and socially anxious], Indonesian-American, muslim minor who’s just here for the meme. I go by any pronouns because I don’t really care frankly, but I do prefer He/They pronouns. Other than that I am merely an anomaly.

I’m going to make my boundaries here very clear. I block anyone and everyone freely. Don’t take it too personally, usually I just block users who go against my DNI or just give me off vibes. You’re free to block me for whatever reason you want as long as you don’t use it against me. If you respect my boundaries I will respond in kind. With that being said, do NOT interact if you fall under the following criteria:

Pro-Pedophilia

Pro-Zoophilia

Pro-Necrophilia

Pro-Incest

Pro-Rape

Racist

Homophobic

Transphobic

Sexist / Misogynist

Ableist

Pro-Israel / Zionist / Nazi

Islamophobic

Antisemitic

Pro-AI

“Pro-Shipper”

NSFW

If I unknowingly interact with anything that fits the criteria please let me know politely so I can block. I understand my DNI goes both ways and will be respectful when possible but ultimately I don’t do background checks.

Tumblr is my safe space. I use this blog for just about anything, mainly out of sheer boredom. I am extremely reblog heavy so be warned, I will clog up your timeline a bit. Sometimes I add tags with my own commentary but most of the time I leave them as is. It’s a little unorganized. Sorry if I sound a bit… annoying in the notes I am just very excitable, especially if I have a lot to say. Please don’t mind me. Aside from that I do post pretty sporadically. Most times just shitposts and life updates, though I do also post some art, story lore, and the occasional essay long post. I am very prone to yapping believe me. Uh some of my stuff on this blog might contain some dark/offensive and sexually suggestive humor so if you’re uncomfortable with that I apologize. I’ll try my best to tag it appropriately or avoid it all together just let me know.

I don’t always tag my own posts because I sometimes forget but there are a couple tags specific to this blog that you can go ahead and look through:

#Oleanswers [Just me responding to stuff people send in my inbox]

#Neri Text or #Null Context Nerium [Yapping central]

#Neri Art [My original art, WIPs, and doodles]

#Neri OC [Stuff about my original characters like art and lore]

#Neriblog or #Neri Reblog [Older unorganized reblog tags]

Additionally… I do use my blog to vent at times. It’s pretty rare and anything that can be triggering will be tagged appropriately. Please try to understand that I am just a deeply traumatized child looking for comfort by coping in the space I have created on this platform. I understand if that makes you uncomfortable and it is not your job to have to look out for me, just be patient and gentle with me, especially when I’m having an episode. All I ask is that you don’t push me away. Please.

[COUGHS] -ANYWAYS. Other than that I’m pretty casual. I try to keep drama and political stuff away from here I just wanna chill man. This blog is a mixed bag of multi-fandom nonsense because I can’t ever make up my mind. Obviously. Mainly I focus on media I’m hyperfixated on. I’m also a huge shipping enthusiast I’m a multishipper and selfshipper. I love yaoi and yuri and angst you cannot stop me. I play with my favorite fictional blorbos like toys. Plus, I’m a nerd! I like to learn new things and have a ton of interests, including art, animation, music, photography, toy collecting, design, technology, literature, linguistics, zoology, botany, history, and world building. Also I adore cats you will see them everywhere on this blog.

Speaking of world building… I have my own original series world building project called Blood Magic and all the other tales from the BM Universe!! I am so extremely passionate about this story and my original characters they mean everything to me. So definitely expect me to yap a lot about that. I love my creatures my children my little freaks. I’ll add my lore masterposts here as time goes on methinks.

[ Update: PersoNeri Lore Post is finally up. Yay :) ]

Hey, by the way… don’t be afraid to stop by and say hi! I promise I’m not so scary, just a little bit awkward and weird but I love to talk to people and make new friends! Feel free to send in an ask, tag me in something you think I might like, or even slide into my DMs for a chat. Even just liking a post, leaving a comment/reply, or reblogging with silly little tags makes me so happy. My favorite part of day is just opening up Tumblr and seeing what you guys have in store for me. I think you guys are so cool and kind and it’s this community that I have to thank for getting me through my toughest moments. I love my mutuals and consider you all my friends who I trust with my lives. I’m grateful for those that stick around and support me even when I’m lonely!

SHOUTOUT TO MY BELOVEDS WHO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY FOLLOW AND SUPPORT !!! @dewingedveil’s is so cool and based and their art is so much nicer than mine. If you like Creepypasta and gay people go check em out. Oh! Also, @pollyaris has returned to Tumblr!! Give him and his gang a big warm welcome and flood their inbox with cats. For all you Bungo Stray Dogs and Soukoku faggots fanatics he will be there ranting about them for hours so check em out too. Okay there’s your free promo so enjoy.

One more thing. I LOVE fanart you don’t even have to ask permission to draw just send it my way and I will freak out over it believe me. I have to print them out and tape them to the wall for me to cherish forever. I am seriously not normal about fanart so if you do draw anything please show me. Anyways here’s my art wall:

Art of my Persona Neri by @/faaake-radio!! My kitty meow meow EVER.

Art of my Persona Neri by @/mourningarchivist!! I fucking LOVE Mourning’s style oh my god the rendering I’m… [sniffles]. I need Nerium marketable plushy rn this needs to be real.

Art of my Persona Neri by @/ward-leon!! OUSHANSNJ BELOVED. PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET NERIUM.

KITTY CATS RENAT(A) AND NERI BY @/ward-leon BECAUSE THEY ARE SO PRECIOUS I SOBBBBB. So cutesies

[Clears my throat]. Yeah! That’s uh that’s the post. Thanks for reading and yknow, visiting my enclosure. I’m pretty content in here but if you could just open the lock I’d be much happier. Yeah. Don’t listen to the zookeepers they don’t know what they’re talking about I’m not insane at all. I promise… I think I’ve said enough. Well, that’s all I have for you today folks! Much love from ya boy, Nerium “Osman” Sylvir.

[the-lumpfish-king]

Very beautiful! Very Powerful!

MINORS: This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

Thought I’d make one of these pined post things to introduce myself.

My name is Solanum, but you can call me Sol or Lump (or Sol Badgal if you’re epic)

I’m a 24 year old ginger, use it/she (they/them or neopronouns ok but not preferred), simultaneously demiromantic and polyamorous, exist in an asexual quantum superposition, and am bi/pan. Most importantly, I am also a fish

I have a degree in Physics with plans to go into a PhD program for research Astronomy. My area of focus is galaxy structure, formation, and evolution. I’m currently working on my first research papers, adapting my undergraduate thesis work into proper astronomy journal form. I love doing physics and take requests for calculations, stupid or serious (check “#lump’s calculations” for those I’ve done so far, these are my best posts by far).

Outside of research, work, and classes I can usually be found gaming, playing MTG, or putting way too much effort into my shitposts while watching something on my second monitor.

I can be found on a few other sites under the same username but am only active here, and if any mutuals want to connect on discord or steam dm me

If you take one thing away from reading this it’s GO PLAY OUTER WILDS RIGHT NOW. Do not look up anything about it, just play the game and then get your friends to play it. Then we can all talk about it. Please, I need to talk about this masterpiece with more people.

Now that you’ve learned about me I have gained access to your walls. Don’t worry, all I do is nibble a bit of drywall from time to time.

Too many fun facts below

My personal motto is: “The universe is scary and so much bigger than any of us can comprehend, so it’s our duty to fag it up as much as possible”

My plushies names: -Tofrug: Lord Squishers -Manatee: Weapon of Lettuce Destruction -Reimu Fumo: Air Fried Bastard -Hydreigon: Hans -Vaporeon: Dihydrogen Monoxide Puppy -Meowscarada: Greenfield -Reshiram: Nuclear Mommy -Gardevior: Horizon -Blåhaj: Jimbei -Gobbo Bard: Ga Bu

I love nature, and evergreen forests in particular. I enjoy hiking and mushroom and berry picking. Here’s a big cluster of morels I found

Here’s an overabundance of my personal top 3′s, not necessarily the three I think are best (except Outer Wilds, that’s best thing humanity has produced).

Games: Outer Wilds, FFXIV, Ori and the Will of the Wisps Manga: One Piece, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Dungeon Meshi Books: Red Rising, Percy Jackson, A Song of Ice and Fire Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Secret of Kells, Hundreds of Beavers Shows: Orb: On the Movements of the Earth, Mob Psycho 100, Ya Boy Kongming! Characters: Mr Torgue Highfive Flexington, Kronk, Nico Robin Mountains: Mt. Hood, Sierra de la Laguna, Mauna Kea Flying Critters: Giant Golden-Crowned Flying Fox, Pelican, Toucan Landbound Creatures: Red Panda, Jumping Spider, Goliath Frog Marine Animals: Sea Lion, Lumpfish, Giant Pacific Octopus Pokemon: Gardevoir, Hisuian Goodra, Zekrom Soundtracks: FFXIV, Made in Abyss, Wildfrost Albums: Starship Velociraptor, Everything Ends (Materia), Westwinds (The Real McKenzies) Foods: Cottage Pie, Khao Soi, my dad’s Chile Verde Fruit: Mexican Pitaya, Atemoya, Mango, Huckleberry Galaxy Clusters: Abell 0209, Abell 1689, macs0416

Cool galaxy pics I took with my university’s telescope

These two are the same, just with different color balancing

[veinsfullofstars]

TEMP UPDATE 05/28/25: Asks are still open for the Kirby Ship Ask Game (with some alternate questions) if you'd like to toss one into the box! Check here to see which emojis for which ships have already been picked!

⭐ Welcome! ⭐

Henlo. Hope you’re doing well. Thanks for poppin’ by. I’m VeinsFullOfStars, an art goblin on the internet with abnormal levels of anxiety and chronic video game brainrot, and this is my introduction post. Any updates or news on my end will be added here as well. I hope you’ll be patient with me and enjoy your visit!

(Last updated 04/12/25)

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Who are you?

A sad pile of meat barely surviving on a very lucky rock in space, just like everyone else... but you can called me Veins. Ivan or Yves is fine, too. Nice to meet you!

Wait, didn't you already have an account here? With the same username?

I did. I, uh, panic-deleted it in response to the data-scraping fiasco and regretted it almost immediately. As a result, you might see reblogs from the deactivated account still floating around. There is, unfortunately, nothing I can do about those unless the blogs that shared them take them down themselves (and, hey, if you happen to be one of those folks seeing this, I'd super appreciate it if you'd maybe remove the old reblog and replace it with the new one from here if you can). It's my mistake for overreacting, and now I just have to live with it. Sorry for any confusion.

What are your preferred pronouns/gender?

Thanks for asking! I’m non-binary, and I use they/them pronouns.

How old are you?

Ancient (in my 30s).

What is your avatar supposed to be?

A goblin. Very smol, very nervous, very puntable.

What are you using this blog for?

Art, mostly. I draw digitally and rarely make stuff with yarn. I've also been writing since I could hold a pencil (though I don’t have much finished, so art will be the main focus for now). Also, expect a lot of reblogs, shitposts, and/or silence between posts - I am a simple hobbyist and neurodivergent as hell in a very exhausting world. I’ll do my best, but - again - I hope you’ll be patient with me if things go quiet from time to time.

What are your interests?

I love stories. I love characters. I love folks who can weave whole worlds with nothing but words on a page or color on a canvas. I grew up on fantasy novels, short horror stories, and late ‘90s/early ’00s animation. Later on, I learned to appreciate slice-of-life and slow-burn romance (especially the queer kinds). Mythology and folklore also slaps, and I wonder sometimes if I should’ve majored in psychology instead of lib arts. My playlists are nothing but video game OSTs with a little heavy metal and j-rock sprinkled in for flavor. I sold my soul to Nintendo years ago (they're on thin ice these days), but sometimes I find indie darlings to fall in love with for a time. Dogs are adorable little menaces, and I love them all with my whole chest. Cats are okay, and I am allergic to them. (Does that answer the question? I think I lost track towards the end there…)

Any current hyperfixations?

Current favs: Kirby, Hollow Knight, Paper Mario

Other favs (in no particular order): Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky, Rain World, Stardew Valley, Bloodborne, Elden Ring, Hades, Darkest Dungeon, The Legend of Zelda, Undertale/Deltarune, OFF, The Binding of Isaac, Ace Attorney, Luigi's Mansion, Animal Crossing, The Magnus Archives, Old Gods of Appalachia, Malevolent podcast, Sonic the Hedgehog, and countless more

Do you have any other social media?

Just this and an AO3 account. So, if you see my name anywhere but these two places, it’s probably not me. For now, Tumblr will be the best place to keep up-to-date with my stuff. If anything changes, I’ll let y’all know here.

Do you have a list of tags you use on your posts?

I tag things obsessively, but I’ll try to sort out the most relevant/unique ones I use here:

#veins art - for any art I’ve made (chrono link | masterpost)

#veins fanart - for art I’ve made featuring characters from other IPs

#veins ocs - for art I’ve made featuring my original characters/stories

#veins sketches - for any of my unrendered doodles/sketch dumps

#veins old art - for reposts of older art I made before moving to Tumblr (Note: these posts are here for archival purposes and may not reflect my current style/interests.)

#veins writes - for any written works I’ve made

#veins ships - for any posts (reblogs included) featuring romantic pairings; I will also try to include specific pairings as “#(blank) x (blank)” and/or any ship names

#veins rambles - for random thoughts/text posts

#veins answers - for any of my responses to Asks sent in (chrono link)

#veins in dream land - for any rambles/headcanons about the Kirby series specifically

#veins reblogs - for anything I reblog, obviously

#childhood friends au - for art from my Kirby AU where Dedede and Meta Knight first met as kids (masterpost | chrono link)

#kintsugi au - for art from my Kirby AU centered around the Mirror World, the Wave 2 gang, and the Darkroach ship - warning: may contain angst and suggestive content (masterpost | chrono link)

#kirbtober 2023 - for my Kirbtober 2023 art (chrono link)

#kirbtober 2024 - for my Kirbtober 2024 art (chrono link)

#mtddweek2024 - for my MetaDede Week 2024 art (chrono link)

I’ll update this with new tags if/when they pop up. Anything else will have generic tags to fit the context of the post. I also mark trigger warnings with tags like “#(blank) tw” if necessary.

What do you use to make your art?

For digital art, I use Clip Studio Paint and a Wacom Intuos Pro S drawing tablet. I don’t draw traditionally as much anymore, but, when I do, it’s usually just quick sketches with pencil and paper. For writing, I use TextEdit or whatever generic rich text editing software I can find. For crafting, I use yarn and plastic canvas.

What brushes do you use?

For sketching and linework, I use a slightly modified version of the Wick Pencil from the 8 Particle Pencil catalog made by saturns_day. For flats and rendering, I use the default CSP hard round brush, airbrush, and G-pen. For effects and extras (clouds, textures, sparkles, etc.), I use default effects brushes or whatever I can find from the CSP Asset Shop.

Can I share your work through reblogs? And are tags okay?

Of course! Reblogs are always encouraged. I’m also fine with tags as well (though I ask that you not mark anything as a ship unless I’ve marked it as such on the original post - look for the tag #veins ships if you’re ever unsure).

Can I repost/use your work for my own personal/commercial use?

Absolutely not. While I'm always in support of creators inspiring each other with our works and endeavors, that does not mean anyone should engage in art theft (intentional or otherwise). Under no circumstances may you repost, reupload, reproduce, copy, trace, modify, sell, use, tokenize, scrape/integrate into A*I, and/or otherwise claim as your own any of my art/written works. Never assume a piece of art shared online in yours for the taking - that is someone else’s hard work and passion, and you need to respect that.

Can I dub one of your comics?

As flattering as that would be, I worry about lack of credit or my work being stolen for others’ content, so I sadly have to say no.

Why is there a big watermark on your art?

People are just kinda garbage sometimes, so I make sure to sign and WM anything original I post. I know it’s not exactly fun to look at (maybe even distracting or bad for engagement), but I’d rather be safe than sorry, so we'll both have to just deal with it.

Do you have an askbox? Can we send in questions/comments/etc.?

Yes, the ask box is currently open, and I'm more than happy to receive any questions, comments, etc. you guys might have (even if it makes me a bit nervous, haha)! I just ask that you read the rules first before you submit anything.

Do you take requests/commissions/suggestions/collabs/etc.?

Sadly, I do not take art requests or suggestions unless I put out a specific call for them. I'm not really in a position to take commissions either. Collabs I'm on the fence about - maybe with mutuals or folks I know personally, though no guarantees (chronic social anxiety is a real bench sometimes).

Is this an inclusive space?

Of course! This queer little goblin accepts everyone under the LGBTQIA+ umbrella, along with folks of all shapes, sizes, backgrounds, disabilities, and colors. That said, there will be absolutely no tolerance for (inhale) racism, sexism, transphobia, queerphobia, xenophobia, misogyny/misandry, bigotry of any kind, ableism, p***philia, inc*st, selfc*st, z**philia, RPF, trolling behavior, self-promotion, the promotion of N*FTs or gen-A*I, or any otherwise harmful, toxic, or hurtful rhetoric. Anyone seen behaving as such will be blocked, reported, and forgotten. I do not feed trolls - I let them starve. :)

Is this an all-ages space?

No. While I probably won’t be posting/sharing anything too lewd or graphic, I’m not opposed to things like swearing, angst, the occasional gout of blood, fluff bordering on suggestive, and discussions of mature subject matter (all of which I will make sure to tag with content warnings as necessary). Obviously, I can’t police everyone who wanders into this blog (especially since some people omit or lie about their ages online), so the best I can do is ask for good faith on your part. If you are under 18, interact at your own risk. The last thing I want is to make anyone - myself included - uncomfortable because there are kids in an adult-allocated space. Again, I hope you understand.

What is your stance on shipping?

The vernacular around pro- or anti-shipping confuses the hell out of me, so I’ll just try to explain my personal philosophy on it: I have ships I like, ones I’m indifferent to, and ones I won’t touch with a ten-foot pole. I only reblog (and tag) ship-related content I’m in support of, even if it’s not one of my personal favorites. Most importantly, I don’t bother others about their personal preferences. Anything I don’t like or don’t support, I simply do not engage with. Or, if it makes me too uncomfortable, I block outright. The same should apply to your experience as well - if you ever see ship stuff here that you don’t like, feel free to block the tags (look for specific pairings, ship names, and/or my personal tag #veins ships) or even the blog entirely. You are not obligated to like the things I like or engage with media you don’t enjoy. Respect for each other and curation of your personal online space is always key. Additionally, I 100% will not ship minors, blood relations (including adopted family), self x self, anything relating to b*stiality, or anything relating to RPF.

Are you okay?

No, not even a little bit... but fuck it, we keep going.

Why do you put a comma before the “and” in a sequence of three or more words?

You can take my Oxford comma away from me when I’m cold, dead, and rotting in the dirt.

Is there anything else?

Nah, I think we’re good for now. Thanks for taking the time to read all this. Hope it wasn’t too rambly or weird - just trying to cover all my bases. I hope you all have a lovely timezone out there, wherever you are. Be sure to wash your hands, wear your mask, and stay hydrated. Remember to be strong, be safe, and, for the love of dog, be kind. Peace!

-Veins (originally posted 08/07/23, reposted 02/29/24, updated as of 04/12/25)

[alumirare]

Intro/Info Post

She/they/he 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇭

Pansexual and taken.

My name’s Alumirare, or Alumi for short. My interests can change whenever it wants to, so good luck with trying to keep up. I’m a self-taught artist and have a slightly inconsistent art style (trust me I’m trying not to be inconsistent—). I usually do art and stuff. Still a minor so don’t fucking do anything 🔫. I can speak Thai and English, and I’m trying to learn Japanese. I’ll try to post every now and then.

As of now, my interests are Life Series, Project Sekai, Splatoon 3, Vocaloid, Dandy’s World, Party Crashers and Cookie Run Kingdom.

My YouTube

My Instagram

My TikTok

My Twitter (No I am not calling it X)

My blog can range from shitposts, doodles, animations, and actually finished art.

I’m a multishipper, I respect any ship and I will try to see the appeal (except for the proships, like adult x minor, relative x relative, etc.)

Just a stupid teen going around sharing my art and interests on tumblr!!🔥‼️

[justsidonus]

———-INTRO!! -———

(Up. 21/5/25)

Hi there! I’m Sidonus but you can also call me Sidonia!! (my real name :))!

Im a Georgian (🇬🇪) artist and animator using alight motion and procreate for frame by frame parts in my animations!! Usually my animations can be related to OC trauma or just silly stuff. Usually I speak Russian and English most of the time since I’m not really THAT good in my own native language + my accent on Georgian is REALLY BAD (as I see) and well.. i don’t really have the urge to speak it at all. Only in moments where I joke or when I’m shocked-

Im a self taught artist, I never liked places where people want me to draw stuff while I wanted to draw my own stuff so I decided to learn how to draw by myself.

I began to firstly animate in AM when it was the year of 2022 or later.. and yet I still enjoy doing that even if TikTok doesn’t makes my videos go viral! (That son of a-)

I’m a huge TMC (the Mandela catalogue) fan so please don’t mind me talking about my fav character (Cesar Torres exactly) so much if I’ll find out that you like TMC too ;_) (and Cesar-)

If you want to befriend me, then I’m sorry but I don’t think we will. I’m an inactive person so sometimes I prefer to be alone which means that I can text you all rarely. Even tho I’m active in social media in a way I like to respond to comments people leave! They’re so interesting to read ngl-

I’m an antishipper, and gotta say I never liked ships/pairings before. But, gotta mention, I don’t mind anything related to ships in any fandoms that approve you doing so, but not in a fandom where the creator feels uncomfortable about it. I’m a beginner at making my own fandom, and yet I will not enjoy seeing anything related to shipping, or even worst…r34.

(I also wanna mention that I have support characters like Sids mom and her FUCKASS DAD THAT DESERVES TO BURN IN A FUCKING HELL. Oh and also Sids old friend quad:))

——-BASIC INFO!!-——

• Sidonia/Sidonus!!

• ‼️31🔄‼️

• Georgian!! (But I speak Russian and English as mentioned)

• SHE/HER/HERS

• DemiGirl and Aroace!!

• Tactile person!!

• October 21st

———FACTS!!———

• I like any song that I’ll enjoy. But my fav bands are Mother Mother and FEMTANYL!!

• Sometimes I can’t spell words properly irl (for which I’m embarrassed)

• Im a tactile person (already said :))

• Inactive talker (sometimes, depends on my mood)

• I HATE TMC SHIPS AND NSFW ARTS.

• Antishipper

• I don’t play games that much (idk what to play so I’m stuck playing dandy’s world-)

• I can get SOO EXCITED when I’ll see myself somewhere in someone’s video/photo (FANARTS AND MENTIONING MUAHAHAHAH)

• I love rainbow stuff since childhood

• I still enjoy watching cartoons

• I can be clumsy sometimes

(Meaning the way that I can respond you the other thing while the topic was different)

• my English skills are jumping up and down (T_T)

-WHAT I WILL POST?-

I will post random content with different fandoms, such as Femtanyl, tmc, and others that I got interested in. I will post my animations that I’d like to share, shitposts, arts, creations, tomodachi life/collection moments and more!

This blog is safe to watch. No r34 topics included here. All you can see here is SA mention (because of Sid’s trauma, in general it includes oc lore), gore (like blood or other stuff) and..yeah.

—— MAIN OCS!!——

ATAKINE TRIO FANDOM

1. BACON ATAKINE

(Used in most of my arts, animations and creations)

2. SIDONUS ATAKINE

(Used in my animations, a couple of my arts, and memes the most)

(REMINDER!! SIDONUS IS NOT ONLY MY NAME. ITS MY OCS NAME TOO!!)

3. 8@(0|\| @7@|<||\|€

(Used in animations with 2/3/4 or more characters when I need someone instead of Bacon, or just basic oc lore animations)

Also, I have my own wiki fandom that I’m still translating to English!! The only pages that are translated on English by myself is Domsonolsk (the town they live in) info and Sids info. But, if y’all wanna check, go ahead! -> ATAKINE TRIO: MAIN PAGE

-HASHTAGS I CLAIM-

#bacon atakine

#8@c0n @7@k¡n€

#sidonus atakine

#atakine trio

#atakine twins

————————————

THATS IT!!

(Maybe)

[catboybiologist]

Hi! I’m CatboyBiologist.

Formerly a femboy, now a trans woman just starting HRT, and a PhD student in molecular biology. I started using this online persona as a fun, shitposty way to explore gender a few years ago. I post selfies (generally sfw, but somewhat sexy, so minors and ppl who don’t like that have been warned), rambles about science, tutorials and advice from the stuff I’ve learned by being a femboy in the past, nature pictures, stuff about the ocean, my adorable grumpy little tortoise, and unsolicited opinions on random nerdy topics. Any pronouns are fine. I don’t plan to socially transition for a while, and still present as a man most of the time, so I’m used to whatever you wanna use for me (for now, I’ll update this if that changes). Please send me pictures of your pets or other cute animals in your life!

As a scientist, I’m also documenting my transition! This google sheet will be updated at least monthly. I also have additional metrics I’m keeping to myself, and pictures that go with this, but I’m not sharing them publicly yet. Keep in mind that this is just one person’s experience with HRT, and may not represent universal trends!

Adding a little something here, bc I think it was an interesting bit a writing: if you want to see me respond to a transphobe about what "biologically female" means, here's a thing I wrote about it. CW for transphobia and discussion, obviously.

Also, if any of my measurements look weird, its entirely possible I fucked up. Let me know if anything looks off!

Here’s some of my favorite pre-HRT pictures:

If you want to see more of my pre-HRT selfies, browse the “femboy” tag on my blog!

And as of this writing, I’m only 2 days after the start of HRT, so here’s a picture with my tortoise that’s technically post-HRT (but with 0 time for actual changes):

If you want to see my future post-HRT selfies, browse the “trans selfie” tag on my blog!

Also here's another really cute picture and fanart of my tortoise by @whalesharkcat:

I have affectionately given my tortoise the title of The Grumpus.

I also wrote a couple of tutorials and general vibes about being a femboy before I started HRT:

Sometimes I make shitposts of myself, I don’t take myself too seriously:

This includes the way I came out on tumblr:

And here’s an overly serious, long ramble about trans thoughts and things that I wrote shortly afterwards:

Later addition: Someone asked how I take selfies, so I wrote a quick and dirty guide with some tips on how I do so in response to their ask:

Oh yeah and apparently I was a 196 microcelebrity? I never to thought I was popular enough for that but apparently some people do 🤷‍♀️. So uh, hi 196 tags, I'm abusing you for my pinned post LOL

As for terminology, I personally do think of myself as a “man who is becoming a woman” as opposed to having always been a woman. If that doesn’t resonate with your experience, I totally get that! But that’s why I freely call pre-HRT me a femboy, while still calling post-HRT me a trans woman. I’m also keeping the blog name as CatboyBiologist for the forseeable future, because at this point, Catboy just seems like a gender neutral term to me.

I’m also trying to put together a script for a podcast regarding how studying biology influenced my perspective on sex and gender- lmk if there’s any interest in that! It’s probably gonna be way too long and indulgent but oh well.

So uh. Yeah. I don’t end these types of things well. Byeeeeee

[madamemachikonew]

24. Worst writing advice anyone ever gave you?

That’s a really good question and truthfully I don’t really have an answer in terms of advice given by someone else. 

Firstly, I am still very new to fanfic - I have only been writing for exactly one year. Consequently I don’t have a history of being active in fan spaces or talking to other authors - I've mainly done occasional fanart, animations or shitposting from non-Genshin fandoms on my main account. I’ve read the AO3 Reddit but apart from my comments section and on here I don’t really interact much to discuss the writing process itself. I am still familiarising myself with fanfic etiquette and customs.

So I am very much a one man band in terms of my writing and enjoyment of various media, though I do hang out on the occasional fandom discord and have made some good moots there. 

While I wouldn’t say it was bad advice, I kept seeing lots of posts or tags talking about having a beta reader. I had no idea what one of these was for months. Then when I looked it up I was like ‘nope, not for me’. Like I said, not bad advice per se because many people really thrive with them in terms of staying motivated or producing better quality work. But it seemed not only intrinsically incompatible with my style of working, but also felt like sacrificing my autonomy and by extension my enjoyment. I like my own unique flavour of work and a beta reader would feel like a dilution of that. I am, however, open to concrit after the fact, which I can then integrate into my autonomous writing process the next time.

I think the other piece of bad ‘advice’ came from myself to myself when I started the Pants fic. It’s heavily anchored on references to classical art, philosophy, Ancient Greek literature, Shakespeare, etc. I was afraid that this would scare off readers or be too culturally obscure or heavy for them and put them off reading because it was intellectually hard work. I don’t mean this in terms of underestimating their education or intelligence, but people read fanfic to relax, not for a wordy history lesson. Also some of the references are very niche so might need to be looked up or even missed altogether which, again, poses a potential headache for readers that risks diminishing the enjoyment. But these things seemed like such an integral part of my characterisation of Pants that it occurred to me that I wouldn’t be able to write the fic adequately without them. He would lack the depth and layers that I wanted to portray. I’m sure it’s not everyone’s cup of tea but I have been really pleasantly surprised at how much people have commented on loving the art and philosophy aspects and his overall characterisation. Somebody even tweeted about it the other day which absolutely blew my mind.

So the lesson learned is to go with my gut instead of second guessing what readers ‘want’. I write for me at the end of the day. So my work will always naturally find its audience.

[livewireprojects]

I was contemplating editing this down to just the Sonadow bit but decided give up & do the entire idea.

This is my first time using Procreate on my ipad mini, can’t do the pressure/tilt stuff like on my wacom due to not having an ipen/ipencil(I have an ipen but I fucked up not keeping it charged for a few years so it’s busted) but I think this came out pretty nicely. Going to be interesting using Procreate some more in the future. I’m not sure how well the text looks but good enough.

This is a shitpost making fun of some of the shit I’ve done while hyperfixating on ships especially Sonadow kicking down my door & dragging me into it recently again. I used my self insert fursona(anthro form) cause if I use any other self insert(ok the other options are a guy with a mask & a quad fursona) they wouldn’t have many expressions(mask is either over face or covering upper half of face, quad furry doesn’t express much).

I’m not sure what led to making this for these three ships(well besides Sonadow) but I guess I just thought it’d be funny to call myself out for my hyperfixations. The Sheith one isn’t as crazy as the Kawoshin & Sonadow ones but I’ve done weird stuff before, admittedly I think I had some AUs for the Sheith one but I don’t think about them that much. I also want to mention that all three ships have fankids made for them(one for Sonadow is an actual character I turned into a fankid) & each have a few.(Sheith have 5, Kawoshin has 5, Sonadow have 2 but it can go up to 4 if I add in someone that turns it from an otp to otp3, 4 of the kids in the Sheith & Kawoshin were originally multiples before getting split up into different ages with the middle 2 being twins still)

I probably could have added in the times I added characters to games cause Shiro & Keith are in my Miitopia Switch save. I also kinda want to add Shadow & Sonic to Tomodachi Life when I get around to playing again. If anyone wonders about the NPC mod thing I learned about modding Animal Crossing New Leaf & want to stick the two in my game as custom NPCs.

Admittedly I could have added more but I had trouble working on the text for some reason.(Like resizing & dealing with space for it)

[zaras22]

decided to make a lil animation for this guy :3

[cyberphuck]

Assassin’s Apprentice Abridged: Part Two

Read Part One (My friend Razz wants to understand my Farseer Trilogy shitposts but doesn’t want to have to actually read the books, so I decided to summarize them. This turned out to be much harder than I thought it would be! Here’s part two of ASSASSIN’S APPRENTICE: ABRIDGED!) When we last left our hero, Fitz was a little baby following an old man into a hole in the wall.

"Gosh, Chade," Fitz says, after a wholesome montage of him learning how to steal things and poison people, "I love hanging out with you. It sure is neato to have a friend. I get to do all sorts of pranks around the castle, and once in a while the King even calls me to his rooms to remind me I'm a tool of the Crown!"

"You know what would be really funny?" Chade asks, eyes alight with glee.

Jump cut to Fitz's Twilight-esque depressive episode. He lays in bed for days, staring at the wall, refusing to get up. Burrich comes up to his rooms to ask Fitz what the fuck is going on with him and assumes he's dying.

Fitz can't tell him that Chade asked him to steal from the King and he refused, because everything about Chade is a secret. Burrich doesn't know that Chade told Fitz that if he wasn't game to yoink something from Shrewd's chambers, that he could get the fuck out and never come back.

"Watch this, Shrewd! You can actually pinpoint the second when Fitz's heart rips in half!"

(Burrich tries to cure Fitz's ailment by introducing him to alcoholism. He's like ten.)

Sitting in his room alone and drunk, Fitz starts wailing. He cries and cries until Chade finally comes back down through the secret wall-door to hug him. "Me and Shrewd wanted to see if you were really loyal," he says. "So we traumatized you. We really wanted to introduce you to depression, alcohol, and abject betrayal at a young age and this was the quickest way to do it."

"I want my mommy," Fitz sobs.

"There, there," Chade says, drugging him and leaving.

Later, Fitz is summoned to speak to King Shrewd again, who explains that it was all his idea to give Fitz borderline personality disorder and absolutely does not apologize for it. Fitz takes a knife from the breakfast table in Shrewd's room, brings it back to Chade, and stabs it into the mantle above the fireplace.

I like to think that every time Fitz throws himself into needless danger for the next ten books, Chade looks up at that knife and goes "lol. lmao."

--

"Hey Lil Accident," says Head Scribemaster, "you're pretty good at writing. You wanna be my apprentice?"

"Gosh. I'd get to go places and do things," Fitz marvels. "And almost none of them would involve poisoning people!"

Chade Mission-Impossible drops from the ceiling and hangs above Fitz for long enough to tell him that no, he can't be a scribe's apprentice, for one thing he's already learning to be an assassin, and for another Fitz is kind of an important political tool, being a bastard of a Prince, and someone would definitely murder him.

"Sorry," Fitz tells the Scribemaster, "my uncle said no."

"But you can go down into town and buy some stuff for me, since you've been good," Chade says, reeling back up into the rafters.

Fitz jumps to his feet. "Oh, boy, social interaction! I haven't seen my hoodlum friends in a year! And you know who ELSE I haven't seen in a long time? MY MOM!"

He strides happily past a sad woman in the street wearing an anime mom side ponytail, completely ignoring her in favor of his old friend Molly Nosebleed, who goes by Molly Chandler now that her dad has stopped punching her in the face.

"You're the only girl I know, besides that hysterical woman over there screaming that I'm her son," Fitz says. "I think I have a crush on you."

"Neat," Molly giggles.

Lovestruck Fitz gathers his groceries and heads back up the road to the keep. Princes Verity and Regal ride by, carrying a banner that says "CHIVALRY'S DEAD. THE PRINCE, NOT THE CONCEPT. I MEAN THE CONCEPT IS ALSO DEAD, BUT THE MAIN POINT OF THIS MESSAGE IS THAT PRINCE CHIVALRY FARSEER HAS FALLEN FROM HIS HORSE AND"

Burrich shaves his head. And his beard. And his eyebrows. And his dog's hair. And Fitz's hair too, for good measure. Fitz, rubbing his new buzzcut, says "God, if you loved him so much, maybe you should have married him," and Burrich flings himself into the sea.

"We should be careful," Chade says, later. "Because Chivalry was probably murdered. Anyway, you're going on a road trip. tl;dr one of the dukes isn't properly manning the watchtowers that keep vikings from viking the coast, and Prince Verity has to go deal with it, and you're going with him."

"What's a teal deer?" Fitz asks.

Wandering around outside the castle later, Fitz runs into Shrewd's Fool with a capital F, the albino freak-child that cartwheels around in the King's wake all day.

"Oh no," Fitz says. "Are you lost, little freak child?"

"fjdaklfdafds," says the Fool.

"Come on little fella, I'm not gonna hurt you," Fitz smiles.

"FDAJKFDLALSDFAS," the Fool repeats, louder.

"Do you need an adult?"

The Fool steps up to Fitz, grabs him by the shirt, yanks him down to eye level, and says, "Fitz Fixes a Feist's Fits. Fat Suffices, you fucking beautiful dumbass."

Fitz stares at him.

"I thought you were too dumb to know how words worked," he says finally.

The Fool flips him off and cartwheels away.

"...Weird," Fitz mutters. "Whatever, time to go to NEATBAY! I hope I get to kill somebody!" On the way to Neatbay (in a riding party consisting of Prince Verity and like half the staff of Buckkeep), Fitz pals around with stableboy Hands, and meets Mysterious Old Person Lady Thyme, who is a person that sucks in every way possible.

Hands whispers to Fitz that everyone in Buck knows that Lady Thyme sucks and avoids her. Lady Thyme shrieks that you whippersnappers better not be liking yourselves up there!

Fitz and co. finally arrive in Neatbay. It's a walled city like the place in Attack on Titan, with concentric fortifications like an obstacle course that Vikings have never been able to Vike all the way past (this will not be important again until the next book). It's ruled by Lord Kelvar and his trophy wife and if Kelvar doesn't get off his ass and start manning the watchtowers Fitz might have to poison him to death.

They have dinner. Fitz hates rich people. He eyeballs everybody at the table.

That night before bed, Verity calls Fitz into his room. "What's going on with Lord What's His Face?" He asks the boy.

Fitz explains a very complex situation about how Lord Kelvar is clearly trying to impress his Young Hotness Wife with lots of jewels and shit and his Young Hotness Wife is trying to impress everyone else with her jewels and shit and meanwhile all those jewels and shit could be going to pay to man the watchtowers and the roads, and Kelvar has to take some pride in doing it or else he'll become embittered and...

"I'm going to tell Lord Kelvar to stop being a puss and man the watchtowers," Verity says, and turns over to go to sleep.

Fitz facepalms.

Late in the night, Fitz wakes up starving and ninja-sneaks down to the kitchens to grab a midnight snack. While he's there, a woman comes in with a little doggie wrapped in a blanket.

"My poor little doggie is dying," she sobs. "This type of dog is a small hunting dog called a 'feist,' by the way."

"Hack," says the dog.

"I think your dog is choking on something," Fitz observes, whipping out his stethoscope. "Yeah, there's definitely something jammed down there. Let's get it out. Hold your dog steady."

Fitz finds a long hook, slathers it in butter, and wiggles it down the dog's throat while the dog yowls and pees and scratches the Mysterious Blanket Woman. It takes a minute, but eventually he manages to dislodge a chicken bone from doggie's gullet and they all sit back, panting, while LeVar Burton comes onto the screen and lectures the audience about never letting your pets eat poultry or fish bones and the importance of limiting table scraps and keeping them on a healthy diet. Thanks LeVar!

"You saved my doggie's life," Blanket Woman says, and pulls back her blanket to reveal that she is actually Lord Kelvar's Young Hotness Wife! "I shall repay you in any way you wish."

"I'm thirteen," Fitz says.

"Any way you wish," the woman repeats.

Fitz scratches his head. "Oh! Tell your idiot husband to man the fucking watchtowers before you get Vikinged to death. I mean," he amends, "I had a prophetic vision that a strong and graceful trophy wife spread out her arms to protect the laaand wooooo~"

Then he goes back to bed.

...And is woken up YET AGAIN by a servant telling him that Lady Thyme is demanding his presence down in town.

Oh. Joy.

Fitz gets dressed, saddles up Sooty the horse, rides to the inn that Lady Thyme is staying at, knocks on the door. "I heard you're calling for me," he sighs. "Are you dying or something? Please say you're dying."

Chade opens the door. "Fooled you, boy," he cackles. "I am Lady Thyme! And we have to go to Forge right now."

"You made me empty out a pot full of your shit every single morning for five days," Fitz says.

"Get on your horse," Chade orders, and they're off.

"You know, I've never actually seen you outdoors before," Fitz says as they gallop down the coast. "It's-- are you snorting coke right now?"

Chade sneezes, wiping his nose. "Stay in school."

They ride hell-for-leather for Forge, a little town known for two things: iron exports and being raided by Vikings. They manage to get there twelve hours after the nick of time because Chade had to return some VHS tapes, and find little more than a completely burned-down village and some zombies.

"Chade, are those slow zombies like in Dawn of the Dead, or fast zombies like in the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake?" Fitz asks, watching the zombies shambling around and fighting over pieces of rotten bread and pairs of pants.

"Run," Chade advises, and they do.

On the road out, they pass a bunch of non-zombie survivors moving all their slightly singed possessions to another town. Nobody wants to stay in a town infested with zombies, which the people of the kingdom start calling Forged people, or just Forged, because one of the rules of zombie movies is that none of the characters can say "zombies."

Over the course of the next few months, more and more people are kidnapped by Vikings and Forged, but no one can agree exactly what should be done about it.

And then one night, Fitz is picking his nose alone at a table in the kitchens when another mysterious woman approaches him…

[captainfightingflower]

So i rolled my ankle REALLY badly while out for my run at around 6:20 (bad to the point where renting crutches is being considered), so i just decided to say f making polished sketches, and just decided to have fun drawing whatever Jackbox Games Characters i wanted without care for stuff like anatomy or superb accuracy for once.

Also, fun fact: i forgot to put in my signature traditionally (since i only ever tend to do that after coloring) so the grand majority of these sketches has my signature digitally imposed with Photopea.

Also also, just figured out how people put images side by side in these posts...man i learn something new everyday on this site!

So here’s some descriptions of what each sketch entails in case it’s not clear:

Sketch 1 & 2: A little two-panel gag comic based on the fact that Rue’s facial features can just float whenever she pleases (featuring Bubz...mostly so i could make an excuse to draw the desk).

Sketch 3: Several of the animal hosts put into a single bunch with the text “la créturas” since i really like that set of words specifically! This features Mayonnaise being there, Professor Nanners T-posing like those shitposts where there’s always some 3D fellow t-posing over the horizons, Knack the frog pogging at the Geneva convention & the Tournament Dragon liking his own nostrils.

Sketch 4: The Wheel of Enormous Proportions dumping the water from M. Bubbles’ jug onto it’s face while their headless body stands by.

Sketch 5: Rue unknowingly talking to the Phoney Wheel of Enormous Proportions for 5 hours based on that one meme of a guy talking to a brick wall.

Sketch 6: Octoputtz saying “It’s as shrimple as that!” because A. it’s a meme, and B. he would 100% say something like that.

Sketch 7: Captain Chuck offering you some funny, partially inspired by Morshu, while gripping the supposed haha man a bit too hard.

Sketch 8: The thumbprints from Clone Booth take out the Dodecahedron from DODE, inspired by that one stock image of a guy stealing a wheel from a person’s wheelchair while they are still on it, as well as partially inspired by another sketch i made referencing the Yankee with no brim meme.

Sketch 9 & 10: A slightly modified redraw a draw the squad comic “Sometimes i wonder how i taste” featuring Gavin & Meegan

Sketch 11: A hi-res sketch of Meegan originally created for the previous prompt.

Sketch 12: Mick/Jackhead in their Jackbox Party Club attire, inspired by Sonic Archie Comic panel edit “Alone on a Friday night? God, you’re pathetic” that was originally going to have text accompanying it.

Sketch 13: Human from Zeeple Dome waving their flags aggressively, inspired by that one clip of a lady doing the same thing (i cannot explain this better i am sorry).

Sketch 14: Cookie Masterson eating his Dunkin’ order when you tell him to fuck off in Movies.

Sketch 15: An alien from Push the Button.

Sketch 16: An attempted realistic bust of the design for the green human on the Zeeple Dome menu select’s box art.

Sketch 17: The green & red humans from the Zeeple Dome box art, with the red one nearly avoiding an alien tentacle.

Honestly, very freeing thing for me to do, i’m surprised i don’t sketch my heart out like this more often! (but i could do without the pain in my leg, honesty)

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Ok I’m finally making proper tags + some rules

This is kinda my first blog so it’s a WIP (we learning things every day)

WELCOME!! This is where I post a lot of Spamton NEO stuff :) Primarily drawings, but sometimes animated content, writing, and audio. It’s also usually x reader content. (I Just think he’s Neat .)

I’m slow at asks and might not answer all of them but I do still read and appreciate them!

Also, please keep any asks/interactions with this blog SFW-ish (nothing explicit) and respectful please👍 swearing is ok

Please don’t tag my stuff from here as nsfw! Some posts (tagged with the 🔥 emoji) may be mildly suggestive/romantic, but nothing is implying sexual content. Still, I would be most comfortable if this was at least a 15+ space

PROSHIP/SELF LABELLED "PROBLEMATICS" DNI (please .)

I try my best to sort things content-wise, so tags can be found below! (Heads up here are a lot)

SNEO’s design reference sheet here!

Another (Slightly outdated) sneo ref post

#🎨ART TAG

ALL ART. Idk why I didn’t make this sooner lol

#💛I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY [HeartShapedObject]

Comfort and fluff :) can be platonic or romantic. (But I might be a bit biased towards romantic) it’s also a pretty sfw tag just full of wholesome stuff

#👤UP CLoSe AND [Personnel]

Self inserts! Yes.

The self insert character is intended to represent everyone (as well as the original requester if there was one.) but yea it’s just a place to imagine yourself in. Open ended

This goes for all art/content like POVs too, just imagine whatever you want

#🔥 WOAH!?!!!? [HotSingle] IN YOUR AREA ?!?!!????!

Slightly suggestive/flirty content, but usually pretty tame. There will be no NSFW or any implied NSFW on this blog

Feel absolutely free to mute this tag if you aren’t comfortable with it. WORDS LIKE HOT/SEXY WILL SOMETIMES BE USED BUT PROBABLY NOTHING WORSE THAN THAT

#[BIGGer and BETTeR] THaN EV3R!!

Content where Sneo is LARGE . Larger Than Usual. Fanon height where he's like 50-100 feet tall. It’s normal. Don’t worry about it

#[TOP10ScariestThingsInMinecraft]

Content that might be anxiety provoking and SCARY... so mute it if u don’t like that!

#👀CAN YOU REALLY LOOK IN MY [Eyes] AND SAY NO!?

Self insert POV (usually with perspective) 😀idk why I made a tag for this I am messed up.

#🔊Audio

ASMR-ish audios of sneo :) includes short and extended versions

#❓ASK TO YOUR [Beating Heart’s] CONTENT

Responding to asks! Feel free to share ideas for requests, but I may or may not do them. It’s a very on and off thing. Thanks for understanding ❤️

Also I’m sorta shy sometimes and I’m bad at answering them in a timely fashion but I DO READ THEM . So thank you

#☎️ …IT’S FOR YOU!

Basically asks but with a drawing attached

#LO0K KRIS THER”E I AM !!

Cool drawings from nice people :)

#💭IMAGINE

Some semi detailed? Text posts of scenarios involving NEO. Not primarily a writer tho

#I’M [$#&%!] MYSELF

Shitposting lol

#All Alone On A ?

Art without a self insert character, usually just Spamton NEO on his own.

#JUST . THINKING

My own thoughts, rambling, text posts and stuff.

#WOW THAT’’s SOme [Good $#&%!]

Reblogs. I will probably reblog cool art of sneo or stuff that fits the blog from time to time :)

#QUEUE (this tag is dead lol)

Stuff from asks I want to draw but haven’t gotten around to yet. Will (hopefully) edit the post once I have a drawing ready and reblog it

(I tried💔)

#🎶music attached

Posts with music linked because I usually draw to music. Also some music just really fits him/certain drawings and it’s so mmmm

#🚧WIP

WIPs (woah….no way)

Thank you for reading and I hope you Enjoy WHATEVER THIS IS :)💛