#I’m sorry :( I’m trying :(

[every-thing-is-copacetic]

I'm sorry that I missed your call, for the third time in a row. I promise that I care much more than I show.

[stereopticons]

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[strawberryblondebutch]

I’m a bad lesbian (not following the World Cup)

[diemonds-and-demons]

I still think about you everyday with to many words to fit on the page.

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[camilleflyingrotten]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny can’t explain everything in the FNAF pizzaplex..

[kendyroy]

THEY’RE MARRIED

[cliopadra]

WE’RE GETTING A SEASON THREE!!!???!!!

[letterstothemonarch]

<8/10/23>

Trying to keep myself from staying angry is one of the hardest things I’ve had to do.

You removed all of my stuff from your truck yet never offered it back. Why do you hold on when you told me there was no chance?

To think you can just get over everything just like that hurts like a son of a bitch. You told me it was hard for you to do it. Is it though? Is it hard? You make is seem easy.

Here I am with my beating heart on my sleeve for you.

Here I am allowing myself to feel so I can be stronger for us when the time is right. (If the time is ever right)

(Why does my gut say hold on?)

[izzyliker]

i’m not like an incest shipper (although like yeah me and 10k other people shipped wincest in 2013) but the more i see people absolutely losing their minds over the concept of fictional incest the more i laugh like come the fuck on now like this trope is quite literally hundreds of years old and we’re acting like it was invented by fanfiction writers. “richard siken condones incest” “ethel cain condones incest” you mean the artists who write about the rotten and the wretched and the unhealthy and the abusive enjoy digging into fictional relationships that are just that. have you lost your goddamned minds. do you ever read anything except for steven universe fanfiction. like could you handle a 12th grade english lit module on the god of small things.

[pastabaguette]

look guys i don’t like to argue but i hate it when people portray equius and nepeta like this:

i mean, they’re both just thirteen, come on.

equius is not her parental figure, and nepeta isn’t a fussy baby that can’t eat her fruits and veggies! equius isn’t some malicious evil guy, he’s just a stupid little teenager. that goes for eridan too (and i guess like, all of the trolls, but especially those two). nepeta’s not some innocent little baby. she’s the same age as all her friends. she kills huge wild beasts on the regular for consumption.

a lot of dubs i’ve seen, too, make nepeta sound like a toddler, and equius like a whole grown adult man, and i don’t really like it because neither of them are those things. (granted, i don’t watch too many dubs, so maybe i am wrong on this)

[peridyke]

my roommate told me to clip this sgt frog bit that we were losing it over so here you go

[24hrsoda]

can i introduce you all to my version of Jason Todd