#IM NOT LEX

[silv3reyedstranger]

there are some people who look great—fantastic, even—with a high, slicked back ponytail. i do not. i look like an egg. unfortunately, i’m not katie mcgrath.

[snoozingrabbits]

Ugghgghhhh somone get me testosterone please PLEASEEEE I need to look like these guys

I NEED TO LOOK LIKE ALL OF THEM UGHHHHH SOMEONE LET ME BE A GUY IN A 2010'S SLENDERVERSE SERIES RIGHT NOW

[st4rlex]

peni and noir :)

[caycanteven]

Pretty chilly out these days, so a warm drink is always nice ☕

[bruciemilf]

Bruce's love language is handing you his kids. Yes, even the 6'5 anti hero with anger issues. Lift with your back

Bruce: Isn't he precious

Martinez, struggling to hold this human tank: y..yeah ....

[itsdefinitely]

would you draw...lex and either joey!ethan or mariah!ethan

you found my weakness

[lee-da-vinci]

there is a SERIOUS LACK of kon canonically being the president’s son (even if he doesn’t know it at the time) in fic

THERES SO MUCH POTENTIAL THERE! not only could there by red white and royal blue AUs between presidents son kon and tim of the DC Kardashians drake but there’s just so much potential for young justice hijinks as well

imagine tim and kon (and probably the rest of yj) need access to some sort of state secrets so they initiate a long con with the bonus of setting kon up with another legal identity

they leak that kon is the son of lex and how dare he not take care of his son?! where’s the child support lex?! is this our president?!

and THEN it leaks that he’s somehow the son of lex and clark. and it spirals into IS LEX GAY AND HOMOPHOBIC?!?! he’s had the tech to create children between two men and kept it secret! he must hate the gays! is this our president?!?

and then THEN clark comes in and is like i didn’t know about kon for years until i stumbled upon him and he looked too much like me to not be mine :( i didn’t know how he was created but knew i wouldn’t be able to afford to take luther to court so i took care of kon the best i could (all aw shucks wholesome country boy)

and the press goes WILD! in order to keep office and good PR lex needs to develop a good enough relationship with kon STAT and tadahh easier access to state secrets

(could then continue on to leaking the timkon relationship and the press speculating if this is why lex refused to acknowledge his son, he’s basically so low in approval he has to agree with whatever timkon says which just has so much potential)

i just think the idea of kon as the presidents son is under-utilized and has so much potential and i NEED MORE OF IT

[clambuoyance]

[DC] the Boy ever.

Random superboy art dump again aaaaah

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Tom, teaching shop class: You alright?

Ethan, holding a drill upside down: Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.

Tom, taking the drill away: Ethan, don't ever call me Dad again.

Ethan to Lex: How'd you think he'll feel about Mom?

Lex: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can run.

[haunted-xander]

tfw ur parental figures are all too busy being evil cult members to parent (or even greet you)

[underscore-jude]

grace chasity yes but also lex foster yes. why pit two bad bitches against one another

[transalfredpennyworth]

one of those 'peter in gotham' aus except lex fucking luthor is the one that finds him. Can you imagine the shenanigans. peter accidentally goes through a portal and lands in the outskirts of metropolis where luthor just so happens to have a factory doing Something. and luthors employees find him and go to luthor like Hey boss,, Umm. theres a teenager in the grass. luthors like, what happened? cue the factory workers going i dont know! the kid jsut fell out of this weird portal thing! and hes like,,, Hm.

superman definitely should be relevant but i still want the batfamily to meet peter. can you imagine that luthors kryptonite reserves were discovered and confiscated. and theres some discovered in gotham, whether it be naturally discovered there or someones like, selling it? and so thats how peter gets sent to gotham? although i cant see luthor letting him loose on the big wide world without some insurance, because hes definitely obscuring some of the facts from peter in order to manipulate him.

hmmm maybe luthor traps peter in a deal that peter cant easily get out of (at the cost of his or someone elses safety) so that even when peter Does discover how bad luthor is, he cant just bail out. idk i just think its very funny how every single person peter is vaguely acquainted with turns out to be a supervillain. or somehow personally wronged by him. and i think that should extend beyond universes.

[st4rlex]

THEY MAKE ME SO ILL IM NOT READY FOR THURSDAY

[shiresome]

This is my last drawing. goodye

[dubiousdisco]

now that lex luthor is an anime twink in the animation maybe we can get more clex content and let the load bearing smallville clex fans rest their backs for awhile

[buck2eddie]

cause i've got a jet black heart / happy birthday @cowboy-buck <3