#It's an honor to do service

[heartfullofleeches]

why are all your readers literally me

first clown reader then loser catboy streamer now mime reader

thank you for your service and representing the idiot clown community 🫡🫡🫡

I have two modes. Silly man and garbage fire loser and I must project them onto characters

[saggitary]

Order 69

I want a fic about the clone wars where everything is the same, except the Kaminoans had a small miscommunication and told Palpatine the Jedi kill order was Order 69 instead of Order 66. Instead of trying to kill their Jedi COs, the clone are now trying to seduce them and sleep with them. 

Fun little musings for a few legions if you would like 

212th

“The time has come Commander. Execute Order 69.”

“It will be done my lord.” Cody slips his helmet off. “Hey General.”

Obi-Wan looks around in confusion as Careless Whisper begins to play from an unknown source

The rest of the battalion watch as Cody quite literally sweeps their Jedi General off his feet and carry him back into the base

None of them have seen Kenobi that red in the face

“Do we need to... do anything? About the order I mean?” A shiny asks

“I think the Commander has it covered.” Boil responds

327th

“Execute order 69″

“Kriffing finally” Bly responds before shutting off his com

Palpatine stares at the dark com device for a few moments. That was unexpected

The Separatists are cleaned out in record time on Felucia, almost entirely by Commander Bly himself 

Aayla didn’t think she had every seen her commander so driven by anything, it truly was impressive

No one sees Bly or their General for a long time when they finally get back to camp

104th

Plo Koon is not with the 104th when the order goes out

He is also in a star fighter and by the time he gets back to the ground the battalion he is with is panicking because Plo Koon isn’t their regular General and Wolffe would kill them

By the time Plo returns to his men the issue has been resolved

157th (Billaba’s Legion)

“Execute order 69″

Grey put away his com device before walking towards his general where she was currently talking to Caleb and Clone Force 99

“Well shall we let them do what they-oh!”

Grey wrapped an arm around Depa’s waist and dropped her into a dip before kissing her

Caleb and the whole of Clone Force 99 stared at the two making out infront of them with either horror or confusion

Echo clapped his hand over Caleb’s eyes

“I can still sense it”

“Sorry kid”

332nd

Ahsoka was very confused, one minute Rex was looking more panicked than she had ever seen him, now…

Now he had calmed down considerably and had begun... flirting with her?

She was very weirded out because it definitely sounded like flirting, why her brother was flirting with her was beyond her

Then Jesse, ever the womanizer, had strutted into the com bay and she had been truly disturbed

As soon as she could she escaped her weird brothers and went to look up the file Rex had said, one about Fives

She called both Rex and Jesse to her location and prompt whacked them both on the head before getting their chips out

Both were extremely horrified that they had tried to flirt with their sister and apologized a lot

Now that Ahsoka knew what was happening she found it really kriffing funny

They quickly spread the word about the chips to the rest of the GAR

501st

As soon as Anakin, freshly fallen to the dark side, marched into the hangar where his men were waiting he felt like something was different

He led his COs to the com table to go over their strategy to attack the temple and to cover all entrances 

Appo siddled close, leaning forward to trap Vader against the com table with both his arms

Vader’s mind short circuited and lets just say that the march on the jedi temple did not happen

Morning After

Cody wakes up with Obi-Wan sleeping on his chest and his com blinking at him from the side of the cot

What the kriff did Rex mean by control chips?

[batcavescolony]

What do they do with memorials in comic universes? I've seen so many statues made after a hero has died to memorialize them but what do you do with them when they come back? It's not really needed anymore, they're alive, and when they inevitably die again do they make a new memorial or repurpose the old one?

[ehssabelle]

Can the aesthetic this season be battle of the bands I think that would be fun

[supercantaloupe]

i've lost count of how many emails i've sent out at this point saying in no uncertain terms "you have to be on the waitlist and meet with an advisor or grad fellow to get permission to enroll in honors theology classes" and yet every day people email me or walk into the office like "hi can i take honors theology. the website won't let me enroll"

[taeyeonsb]

your tags on my posts always give me life they’re so funny pls - @pookiez

POOKIEZ .... MY PERSONAL HERO .......

i would lay down my life for u actually 🫡

[birb-tangleblog]

What’s your favorite concept art you’ve seen so far on theartoftangled?

I've really been enjoying all of the concepts and behind the scenes art from @/theartoftangled, but my favs so far have been the Dark Kingdom backgrounds!! [1] [2] [3]

I hadn't seen any of them before, and it was fascinating to see explorations of what the landscape could've looked like, especially the shot with the river. There were only a handful of BGs and scenes set in the DK in the show- it's one of the most interesting yet underutilized areas- so yk I'm gonna eat that up.

[ebbpettier]

your tag about simon's tummy has now made me want to draw him what have u done to meeeee

do it. brighten the world with it. we are all enraptured by the Tummy.

[docdalas]

he’ll be the outlaw starring in your bad dreams 🖤

[911-on-abc]

POV: You're me, writing an AU about a sport you know nothing about

[eorzeashan]

Admin hyperfixates on small spot of underdeveloped branches that only matters to him part 2: I think the IRS is becoming my favorite new division because there can be no cause more honorable than the preservation and discovery of knowledge and the active mobilization to combat said sources of knowledge if they prove to be dangerous to the galaxy as a whole. Wars are fought over weapons of mass-destruction, and every side is guilty of this-- only scholars and historians would know the true weight of their duty in deciding whether enlightening the world to what they discover is worth the potential risk, and I'm continually obsessed with having to battle not only others who would use said artifacts for the worst, but your own countrymen more concerned with absolute power over knowledge they have been deprived of. The back and forth struggle of a scholar in wartime and their employed agents forced to fight to protect these things at their judgment is SOOO intriguing to me. It defies the factions but also retains that sense of infighting in the Sith Empire for its well-being.

I also highly enjoy the thought of secretly working with say, the Republic or smugglers to get these relics destroyed/offworld because this fight defies all sides.

[cal-is-a-cryptid]

Something that makes me happy #56:

Service dogs.

[sirencipher]

I havent had a crush in almost 5 years.... damn

[made-nondescript]

DON'T put the idea of scitties onlyfans in the world, I just know scar will somehow pick up on the idea from the ether and do it

THIS ISNT ON ME!!! it's HIS fault for saying he "takes screenshots of his abs if anyone wants those"!!!!! what else does that imply!!!! he doesn't need anyone to put the idea into the ether because it's already bouncing around in that square head of his!!!!!!!

[orgrimmar-archive]

how come i haven't seen anyone bring up eraleshk in waking shores yet? seeing them in their wheelchair made me so happy. i felt seen and in a way comforted by the fact that 1. more than one wheelchair users exist in wow and 2. it didnt make eraleshk less useful or in the way etc. they lost their identity as a dracthyr yes, and they do just tell you right away what happened, which i dont really like, but it was still.. really nice to see someone like me in like.. my game i guess. wow has been here for me for so long and seeing that another someone like me exists and thrives in azeroth really was nice. i know a lot of people probably think theyre shoehorning these reps in but i dont know. i think its a good first step. drekthar as well of course, but we all know and love him already. who doesn't love drekthar? it was just a nice surprise i guess. sorry for rambling, i know you guys follow me for the reblogs and not the commentary.

[sanaimissyou]

sana is an expert on the rinnikis. thats just how it is