#JFC IM A DUMBASS

[konnorhasapen]

Character profile go brrrr [gendered listeners | he/hims across the board]

It took me two hours to figure out what aesthetic suited Jude best💀

Hale is one of my favorites to draw and I'm never going to apologize for that💅 the sketch in the top corner is one from his past bc 💫trauma💫

they are besties [Evander(Freelancer) and Judah(Lovely)]

[jessicatredes]

being a woman in a male dominated office space means having to physically point to my screen at an email to show these dumbasses they did infact NOT attach a document i asked for

[alex-just-vibing]

god how did i fuck up taking a bath that badly like. what.

[bunnyb34r]

So I got new shoes and tried out these new insoles with em and man do my feet fucking hurt

But it made me think ab advice [relative coworker] (and other senior coworkers who have now left) that you can tell right off the bat if we're going to have a good visit or a bad visit from the corporate lady by just looking at her shoes. If she has heels, we will have a bad visit. If she has some form of comfy shoes like sneakers, it's more likely to be a good visit. And it made me think

Goddamn is this bitch a fucking moron and a jackass. Like you KNOW how you feel when you have uncomfortable shoes on. You KNOW that that can be prevented by just wearing sneakers. Fuck you're like a gazillionaire you can afford stylish COMFY SHOES! Why the fuck are you showing up to these visits, which you already know you do not enjoy, with heels?? What kinda fucking idiot are you??

And she still has not personally visited since I started btw it has been prophesied 8 fucking times in a year. Get some better shoes you cranky fucking jackass, maybe then you'll feel like showing up.

[kalashtars]

sorry for being horny for astarion on main. it will happen again.

[marklikely]

very funny (/s) of tumblr staff to make fun of twitter's dumb 600 post rule and then immediately make it so you can't look at more than 3 posts while logged out. same feature but somehow 200x dumber.

[dillyt]

Why have all the c/ra/b da/y posts ive seen all had people in the notes calling them out for being t/er/fs or pro/li/fe or some shit. almost like these people know how shutty the moderation is here and want to keep this website around to spew more of their garbage lmao. Also if you're thinking about sending me crabs maybe just ask for my venmo instead and help a family who recently lost their main income provider stay afloat instead of a website that has repeatedly shown it doesnt care about what its users actually want or care about the users even. This is unrebloggable btw I'm not dealing with the aftermath if this spreads I have enough to worry about as it is lol

[suncast-moth]

Why am I just realizing that the reason I'm not as lightheaded and fucked is bc I've actually been having proper food the past few days.

[spideysatan]

I know i brought this onto myself but damn i wanna cry

[threeleggedcrow]

this is so stupid

[eggybug]

guess what time it is! its end of season 4 thoughts time!!!!

they are going to be a lot more insane and outta order than in the past

1. the entire season they were yelling at us that lilith was the final seal and it pissed me off jfc

2. i forgot what it was like to lowkey hate sam, i hate it.

3. so cas was in love the whole time, right? RIGHT. like i know ive been ranting about it all season but are you KIDDING me

4. ruby is a bitch and i hate her so bad. but she was in it for the long game thats for damn sure

5. im REALLY not looking forward to the whole "sam gets haunted by lucifer" bit

6. i love cas, i really do, but he looked right in deans eyes, knew that he was doing this shit to him, and did it anyway. like he was probably tortured by the legions of heaven, but goddamn it

7. when i start making cain and abel comparisons all next season, i don't wanna hear shit about it. itll be my bout of insanity and i apologize in advance

8. i fuckin LOVE bobby

9. no body liked john winchester, they loved him, but they hated the son of a bitch

10. i never got to the point where chuck became TRULY the worst guy ever, but i know we as a fandom hate him, so i hate him.

11. i think demons eat babies and i don't know how i feel about that

12. i don't know who i hate more, uriel or zachariah. maybe im glad cas killed all the angels

13. like i get it but HOW did it take dean so long to realize heaven wanted the war too. they disappeared for weeks while lilith was breaking seals like a bull in a damn china shop

14. they keep doing that thing where one of the capital A angels does something shameful to dean, or dean questions his faith in the "Plan" and the camera cuts to cas looking like a sad puppy

15. ik ive said it 1000 times but goddamn those stupid lil boys need therapy

16. GABRIEL WAS TRYING TO WARN THEM, HE WAS TRYING AND HE COULDNT. THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU GABEY!

17. hey, in the last episode they killed a bunch of nuns, which like damn

18. back to sam, his dumbass really fell for the devil on his shoulder bit jfc

19. like i understand camera work, but two straight men don't stand that close to have a conversation. they just don't.

20. hey sammy, you throw a lady in a trunk, you stop being the good guy

21. at any point did they just consider... not doing that. maybe perhaps, waiting a week?

22. there was a thing with the mirrors and zachariah in the last ep, wasn't there? like that wasn't unintentional. mirrors are notoriously terrible to work with, that can't be unintentional.

23. i love that biblical fanfiction always somehow ends with an angel, a demon, and a human coming together to stop heaven and hell playing out a war on earth.

24. spn just proved you can't leave a bunch of corporate assholes in charge of a planet.

26. im really not looking forward to sam whining about starting the apocalypse for a whole season.

27. dean fighting tooth and nail for cas to see the truth in humanity. to find faith outside of heaven. cas seeing that and it breaking his morale a little bit more and more every time. cas repeatedly seeing dean, perfect vessel, perfect soldier, dean be willing to lose the promise of heaven, of peace for his little bit of humanity. it broke cas. and dean keeps begging cas to see it too. and they're going to drive. me. INSANE.

28. "we're done" those were the exact words dean said to cas.

29. so cas and dean can talk without saying anything, and i hate to say that means they're in love... but thats exactly what that means.

30. cas did it! he broke his faith, he sacrificed himself for dean. and now they're gonna kiss (ik they don't kiss but a boy can dream)

31. have i mentioned that sam pisses me the FUCK off! like yeah i blame ruby but goddamn.

32. this season was hell in a handbasket, jfc (no ounce intended)

omg! season for is done!! woooo! onto the most annoying and lowkey painful season ever! my takes and thoughts for season 5 are going to be annoying, so be prepared !

[nyxi-pixie]

stuck between "show me the bad takes I love bitching" and "keep that shit away from me I don't need that in my life" anyway.... what.

everything tt has shown me today has made me tear out my eyeballs so now youve asked u have to suffer with me

first up. one or two of these comments and i wld think it was just a joke but almost every fucking comment out of 200 and all the likes too like jfc please😭 im not even convinced they know who she is. 'not my monkey not my circus' THIS WAS A VIDEO ABT SHOKOS CONVO W GETO AFTER THE MURDER SITUATION. (which i dont think youve seen yet?? idk if you ever got to hidden inventory). BUT THAT IS CATEGORICALLY HER CIRCUS.

then some mfer posting their bsd hot takes only to say the same dumbass bs take that every other intellectually deficient fuckwit with an inability to read and a personal vendetta against blue curtains says to be sooo controversial and different. they also used a load of stolen art w/o credit. whos shocked

and finally this shit was on a post abt how mori wld have been shitting bricks when dazai left the pm. and its like. did you not watch dark era. he. planned for dazai to leave. people want dazai to be a super scary edgelord so bad. the day the fandom understands anything abt mori & dazais relationship is the day i find peace.

[eldesperadont]

everytime i find out an issue i have, mentally or physically, links back to my period i wanna die so badly jfc. wdym my existence is forsaken by dumbass pain and even more pain every fucking month and my only solution is a surgery/hormones doctors most likely dont wanna give me or meds that could fuck me up even more.

God, i like being able to partake in the act of creation cause im trans and all, but why was i born female. I’m tired.

[proshippers-against-censorship]

Ok so jackal is you and Fundie is a Christian Karen mom in suburban usa who just discovered fanfic :)

Jackal is so tired of fundie spamming them with asks

Does this woman legit not have like a job? Well even if she’s an SAHM that’s cool, but Why the fuck is she neglecting her kids to send them asks jfc

“OMG IM GOING TO BLOCK U” they type angriyl. They are so fucking done with this bitch

Her poor kids

Jackal decides to rescue her kids

Fundie is a dumbass and earlier sent an ask saying

‘See me at [insert adress] any time to feel the love of god’ which was so sis but ok

So jackal drove to the adress and went to the local school then kidnapped the kids

Then jackal taught them proper morals And how to think for themselves. Jackal was the good parent anon never had :(

When the police caught up to them the kids cried cuz they wanted to stay with jackal. The police had a rare W and decided ‘omg this bitch is crazy’ upon seeing fundie ranting and raving so the kids and jackal lived happily ever after

The end :)

*wipes away tear* Beautiful. Gorgeous. Heartwarming. Peace and love on planet earth.

(This is lovely y'all I fucking love these even if most are satire.)

[nectardaddy]

HEHE ur tags had me giggling!! thank u!!!!

saul goodman makki for president i would trust this man to defend me in court 👏👏👏

IM GLAD UR ENJOYING ON SIGHT SO FAR!!!! >:)

YALL PLEASE GO READ ON SIGHT !

this shit is so fucking funny I love makki and mattsun's dynamic so much! everything they say is beyond dumb /pos like ah my two sweet idiots !!!!

I STILL think about that dumbass quote "do you know what listeria is? no idk who that is." daily and now makki as saul goodman is permanently etched in my brain same with mattsun's only goal of being a lawyer is to yell "objection" like jfc king ily

you are a god for this series mitch I owe you my life! I feel the need to give you something for this lmao what do you want??? my ssn? one of my cats? something? anything?

[mekatrio]

also i need to get this off my chest but the fact that momo should logically be 15 rather than her usual 16 and hibiya not having a set in stone age will never make hibimomo ok like im sorry you have rocks in your brain but nothing changes the fact that momo is a highschooler and hibiya is a middle schooler. in no world is a high schooler of any age being romantically involved with a middle schooler not fucking weird, and even if u try the dumbass arguement of a middle schooler and highschooler with a one year age gap, ITS VERY OBVIOUS that hibimomo do not have! a one year age gap!! and like i dont give a fuck abt the fact that jin wants to push hibimomo forward either ok, like he is NOT a perfect writer so fucking far from it like i will disrespect his dumbass decisions just as i will disrespect stupid as shit fans who think people are weird for not being ok with hibimomo. like get real. touch grass. think about your life. think about your family. and get better soon! jfc!!!!